Lu & Jarch

We're in the dog house | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday August 7

Fri, 07 Aug 2026 06:00:00 +0000

Today on the show Lu and Jarch put their friendship to the test with "7 Questions You Should Ask Your Best Friend". And Jarch has done something that's left his wife a little unhappy. SEEYA MONDAY!

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Just keep sucking | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday August 6

Thu, 06 Aug 2026 06:31:19 +0000

Today on the show Jarch performs a song he wrote for his son that always stops him sooking. We put his lullaby writing to the test and challenge him to create the first ever “baby bingle” for Monique and her 9 week old son Hugo. We also want to know – what happened to you while you were dressed in a costume?

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Grubby guts | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday August 5

Wed, 05 Aug 2026 07:02:48 +0000

A South Australian bookstore has had to ban 2 teenagers who kept humping on their couch, so today on the show Lu and Jarch call some other bookstores pretending to be the horny couple. And Jarch tried to scare Lu in the carpark…but it didn’t go to plan. SEEYA TOMORROW!

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It hurts so much to vomit | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday August 4

Tue, 04 Aug 2026 06:23:17 +0000

Today on the show Judge Jarchy settles a case about working from home. A man has been caught crawling out of a spa to avoid paying the bill – so we want to know how far you went for a freebie. And poor mummy has suffered yet another injury.

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Toothless cow | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday August 3

Mon, 03 Aug 2026 05:56:31 +0000

The people of Australia are being bombarded with the 2026 Census, so today on the show Lu and Jarch launch their own sillier census to find out if people wipe their bum while sitting down or standing up. And we play Undercover Lover – find out if Laurens boyfriend Lachlan will lie for her.

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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My dad thinks I’m a pussy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday July 31

Fri, 31 Jul 2026 06:00:00 +0000

Today on the show Lu and Jarch want to hear the questions your kids have asked you – after a little boy on school camp asked his dad if he needed surgery because he couldn’t poo for a few days. We perform our fastest, most energetic bingle to date, and we have a laugh about the times we’ve been roasted by our families.

SEEYA MONDAY!

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I love you, no worries | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday July 30

Thu, 30 Jul 2026 06:28:00 +0000

It’s National Friendship Day today and Jarch proved his friendship to Lu by pulling a giant hair out of her chin. Lu did something at the park that people are calling controversial, and we want to know if you’ve got one-sided beef with someone.

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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You know your ass wiping, kid | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday July 29

Wed, 29 Jul 2026 06:53:06 +0000

Today on the show Lu and Jarch reveal the things people used as toilet paper before it was invented. Listeners share their biggest undie achievements, and Jarch reads out a hilarious review one of his friends left.

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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The judge of farts | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday July 28

Tue, 28 Jul 2026 06:34:31 +0000

Today on the show Lu and Jarch want to know if you’re cursed. A new married couple have done something embarrassing at their wedding that’s got the internet talking, and Lu’s boyfriend Lachy has thrown her under the bus in front of a stranger.

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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A breast milk connoisseur | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday July 27

Mon, 27 Jul 2026 06:24:25 +0000

Today on the show Lu and Jarch want to know – when did your phone interrupt the moment? After the AusAlert interrupted the start of our show, and Sam Armytage’s alarm went off live on breakfast TV this morning. We play Go Fact Yourself, and Lu has offered a new service to people who get in touch with the show. SEEYA TOMORROW!

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20 stings in the schlong | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday July 24

Fri, 24 Jul 2026 06:02:47 +0000

Today on the show Lu and Jarch talk about a lady who experienced a very unfortunate injury in a very unfortunate area while on a rope swing overseas. And Daddy (Jarch is Daddy btw) had an interesting night with little Hank last night, find out what he did that left him speechless.

SEEYA MONDAY!

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A rebel and a pussy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday July 23

Thu, 23 Jul 2026 06:15:54 +0000

Today on the show Lu and Jarch prank Lu’s boyfriend Wumpy by pretending Lu bought a puppy. And a priest has yelled at a bride and groom during their wedding ceremony, so we want to know – when did you get in trouble as an adult?

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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My brain is pooped | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday July 22

Wed, 22 Jul 2026 06:21:45 +0000

There’s a new “ick” that women have with men, so today on the show Lu and Jarch discuss whether or not it’s a valid deal breaker. Plus we put lovers to the test in a new segment called Undercover Lover. SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Not a happy chappy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday July 21

Tue, 21 Jul 2026 06:13:22 +0000

Today on the show Lu and Jarch are talking naughty dogs, after Barnaby Joyce went viral for yelling at his dog during a live interview. And Lu tells Jarch about an 82 year old granny who has gone to extreme lengths for a drink of alcohol.

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Hot cup of cockfee | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday July 20

Mon, 20 Jul 2026 06:39:30 +0000

Today on the show Lu reveals something funny she discovered about a member of the team over the weekend – so we want to know - when were you shocked by a colleague? Plus, renovations gone wrong, and bad bosses!

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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The princess and the pig | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday July 17

Fri, 17 Jul 2026 06:00:00 +0000

Today on the show Lu and Jarch hear stories on awkward encounters. We chat terrible tattoo cover ups, and Lu shares a story about a feud she started with a 4 year old on an aeroplane.

SEEYA MONDAY!

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Shut up Steve | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday July 16

Thu, 16 Jul 2026 06:17:29 +0000

Lu and Jarch are hosting a trivia night tonight, so today on the show they reminisce about what happened last time they hosted trivia (spoilers, they drank a bit too much). And if you’re in the market for a new job, Lu’s found a list of the best jobs in the world right now. SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Hiding from the hanky panky | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday July 15

Wed, 15 Jul 2026 06:06:47 +0000

Today on the show Lu and Jarch play a brand new game… Go Fact Yourself! A dad has face-planted at a carnival which inspired them to unpack a few dads, and something controversial has happened to Lu in the staff carpark.

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Jarch is a big mud boy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday July 14

Tue, 14 Jul 2026 06:00:00 +0000

It’s a loose show today! Judge Jarchy hears a case about a wife who ran over her husband’s lawnmower, Lu and Jarch had an awkward moment in the lift before the show, and we chat most overrated cities in the world.

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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WE’RE ALL BACK TOGETHER AGAIN | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday July 13

Mon, 13 Jul 2026 07:18:56 +0000

Lu and Jarch are back!!!! Jarch spills the details on life as a new dad, and Lu confesses what happened when she met little Hank for the first time. We give away tickets to the Hoodoo Gurus…and I think we’ve accidentally started beef with some of our rival radio shows.

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Jarch's Daddy Update

Wed, 01 Jul 2026 01:42:42 +0000

Daddy Jarch checks in with a quick update on life with newborn Hank. From the highs, the sleepless nights and everything in between, hear how he's settling into fatherhood!

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Did you have friends as a kid? | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday June 23

Tue, 23 Jun 2026 07:13:10 +0000

Nathan Hindmarsh is back!! Today he confesses to eating something he shouldn’t have. Lu puts Hindy to the test to see if he knows what “half rats” means. And we help get a Socceroos fan the day off on Friday to watch the match. SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Nathan Hindmarsh is a genius | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday June 22

Mon, 22 Jun 2026 06:10:52 +0000

Hindy fills in for Jarch on todays show, and to celebrate he takes on Reverse The Verse for the first time. Plus, there’s a year 5 maths question that has adults around Australia stumped, so we put Lu and Hindy to the test to see if they’re smarter than a 10 year old.

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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A wheelie good show | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday June 19

Fri, 19 Jun 2026 06:22:28 +0000

It’s Dr Chris Brown’s final show today, and Lu really sends him out with a bang. There’s a falsetto bingle performance, Lu makes him prank a veterinary clinic in Say The Thing, and we find out the stupidest reason he ended up in the ER. Thanks Browny, it’s been FUN!

SEEYA MONDAY!

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My mum said you give her the sh*ts | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday June 18

Thu, 18 Jun 2026 06:53:48 +0000

Today on the show, Dr Chris Brown takes on Unpack Your Dad!!! And find out what happened when the doc was pulled over by the police…wearing…very little!

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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I dropped my nuts | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday June 17

Wed, 17 Jun 2026 06:31:44 +0000

Today on the show Chris reckons he can convert some die hard AFL fans to NRL fans, we put Lu’s emotional intelligence to the test, and Brownie tells us why he got kicked out of a casino in Hong Kong.

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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I wish I was a dog | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday June 12

Fri, 12 Jun 2026 06:21:20 +0000

It’s Freeball Friday and today on the show Dr Chris Brown delivers his very first bingle for a small Australian business. Plus Chris’s dog Buzzy joins him and Lu in the studio to test whether or not Lulu is ready to become a dog mum.

SEEYA MONDAY!

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Just a little dribble | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday June 11

Thu, 11 Jun 2026 06:39:07 +0000

Today on the show, Lu reveals the humiliating thing that happened to her during a Pilates class yesterday. Plus, her boyfriend Lachy has landed himself in the doghouse after a questionable act, and Dr Chris Brown explains why his dad once had to apologise on his behalf.

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Lu has forgotten something VERY important today | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday June 10

Wed, 10 Jun 2026 06:50:50 +0000

A man has been banned from Bunnings after taking a display mower for a joyride, so today we want to know: where have you been banned from? Plus, Dr Chris Brown teaches Lu the art of dog park small talk, AND he takes on Reverse the Verse for the very first time.

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Mrs Poo Brown | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday June 9

Tue, 09 Jun 2026 06:51:06 +0000

Today on the show, Dr Chris Brown reveals the funny thing his dog Buzzy has been doing in the middle of the night that's been setting off the smoke alarms. And Lu’s mission to become the ultimate pet parent continues - Chris puts her through a practical (and slightly humiliating) training exercise to prepare her for the reality of picking up her new puppy’s poo at the park.

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Chris Brown disappointed Nelson Mandela | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday June 6

Mon, 08 Jun 2026 06:09:00 +0000

Browny’s first show!!! Chris Brown is covering Jarch for the next few weeks, and today on the show he gave Lu some feedback on the name she’s chosen for her new puppy. Plus, we share some of the best one liners to say to a man when he’s pissing you off. SEEYA TOMORROW!

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FAREWELL DADDY | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday June 5

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 06:08:15 +0000

It’s Jarch’s last show today… but before he disappears for a few weeks to welcome his first baby, Lu and Jarch announce who’ll be joining the show from next week. And the kids of Australia have done Jarch a solid, they’ve shared their best advice to help prepare daddy for his new role as daddy. SEEYA MONDAY!

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A couple of little tittles | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday June 4

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 01:08:46 +0000

Today on the show Lu and Jarch want to know what you signed up for while you were drunk, after Junior Tafa agreed to his UFC while blind in Bali. And Lu and Jarch leave a fabulous (and slightly unhinged) voicemail for a local restaurant. SEEYA TOMORROW!

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The pussy was jealous of the pussy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday June 3

Wed, 03 Jun 2026 06:54:52 +0000

Today on the show, Lu shares that she’s been bitten on the bum by a spider. We ask – what bit you on the bum – and the stories did not disappoint! An Arsenal fan refused to shave his beard for 10 years until they won the premiership, so we unpack a few beards, and Lu has a theory about the Toblerone.

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Captain Cringe | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday June 2

Tue, 02 Jun 2026 06:35:10 +0000

Someone's been stealing Jeremy Clarkson's urinal cakes, so today on the show Lu and Jarch want to know the most useless thing you've ever stolen. Plus, it turns out calling your boss a dickhead isn’t a sackable offence if you work on a construction site. But don’t worry if you don’t want to risk it, Lu and Jarch have come up with a list of alternative insults for you to use instead. SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Betty Cocker | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday June 1

Mon, 01 Jun 2026 09:53:40 +0000

It’s a brand-new week and we’re kicking it off with a broken team… Lu has lost her voice, and Jarch has done something before the show that has him walking in a very questionable way. We prank a good friend of the show, and people share stories about the diabolical things their partners did during labor. SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Farting in your sleep | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday May 29

Fri, 29 May 2026 06:00:00 +0000

Today on the show Lu discovers what a cuddle café is, then heads downstairs to ask a random barista for a hug. Jarch attempts his first “sexy” bingle for a small Australian business, and we find out why the chainsaw was originally invented.

SEEYA MONDAY!

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Naughty at the drive in | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday May 28

Thu, 28 May 2026 06:00:00 +0000

Today on the show, Lu struggles with some quick maths. And the people of Australia have asked google for a brand new feature…and it could involve your ex, or your boss! Oh and we give away $1000.

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Pee on one of my handbags | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday May 27

Wed, 27 May 2026 06:00:00 +0000

Today on the show, Jarch makes a huuuuge claim that he’s in the top 1% of drivers. We might need to put him to the test! Plus we find out the meaning behind some of the common phrases we use daily, and there are 8 things most men believe they can do…men, do you agree?

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Mrs Crapburger | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday May 26

Tue, 26 May 2026 06:00:00 +0000

Today on the show Judge Jarchy decides whether or not it’s okay to steal something from your sibling. A cop reveals the best “get out of a speeding ticket” excuses, and Lu and Jarch test the boss to see who is the favourite. SEEYA TOMORROW!

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2 fingers and a thumb | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday May 25

Mon, 25 May 2026 06:50:07 +0000

We’re kicking off a brand new week with some cheeky hacks on how to save money. Plus some interesting info on what Aussies are getting up to in hotel rooms, and Lu and Jarch attempt an experiment designed for children. SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Dumb criminals and a meteor | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday May 22

Fri, 22 May 2026 06:14:53 +0000

Today on the show we need the nations help! We’ve got a petition and we need your signatures! And we hear stories on funny things you missed, after a golfer missed the meteor in Australia last night. SEEYA MONDAY!

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Chicken fillet to the face | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday May 21

Thu, 21 May 2026 06:19:12 +0000

Today on the show, we found out that Lulu has sent her poo poo through the mail – find out why! Plus, we hear stories about things that got stuck to you, after a man wiped his sweaty head in court and the tissue stuck to him. SEEYA TOMORROW!

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I’m dating an idiot | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday May 19

Tue, 19 May 2026 06:14:56 +0000

Today on the show Judge Jarchy hears his favourite case so far. Plus, we’ve discovered an alarming new stat…apparently 20% of men wear the same pair of underwear for a week. Oh and Lu and Jarch almost fall in love.

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Don’t high five yourself | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday May 18

Mon, 18 May 2026 06:29:26 +0000

Today on the show Lu and Jarch want to hear stories about mooning, after a bridesmaid accidentally flashed her bum while doing the worm at a wedding. And we stitch up a member of the team in the work carpark.

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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I take back what I said | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday May 15

Fri, 15 May 2026 06:00:00 +0000

It’s Freeball Friday and today on the show we find out if Lu and Jarch are attractive. Plus, a company is going viral for the terrible reward they offer high performing employees, so we want to hear about your worst work perks.

SEEYA MONDAY!

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A 10 second quickie | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday May 14

Thu, 14 May 2026 06:04:55 +0000

Today on the show Jarch puts Lu to the test to see if she knows how long certain birds can stay in the air for without touching the ground, and the results will surprise you. Plus 63% of people sweat more when they’re put on the spot compared to when they eat spicy food…so we made Lu and Jarch sweat with some hot sauce roulette.

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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D**khead answer your phone | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday May 13

Wed, 13 May 2026 06:26:28 +0000

It’s a terrible day for Jarch, because today he found out that the unannounced “pop in” is now considered rude. And do you get offended when you sneeze and no one says “bless you”? Lu goes around sneezing to see if the “bless you” is dead.

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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The team made Lu a cranky little senorita | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday May 12

Tue, 12 May 2026 06:41:18 +0000

Today on the show Lu found out it was us ding dong ditching her yesterday while she was sick…and she was NOT happy. And on a happier note, we plan a very special surprise for Jarch’s baby which is due in less than a month.

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Wet, nervous, excited | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday May 11

Mon, 11 May 2026 06:21:15 +0000

Lu has a stomach bug so she went home early to get some sleep. Instead of letting her rest, we decided to send some producers round to her house to ding dong ditch her in secret. Sorry Lu! Plus Jarch has started beef with Nedd Brockmann over the weekend, and a scientist settles the debate of baths vs showers.

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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A hot mum and a sunroof | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday May 8

Fri, 08 May 2026 06:00:00 +0000

It’s Freeball Friday, but more importantly it’s David Attenboroughs 100thbirthday!!! To celebrate, Jarch secretly filmed Lu all week then narrated it as David. Plus, we put the men of Australia to the test to see if they can tell the difference between a woman being friendly… and a woman being flirty.

SEEYA MONDAY!

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Are you alive? | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday May 7

Thu, 07 May 2026 06:03:53 +0000

It’s Thrust Thursday, and very fittingly we’ve got some advice for people doing the deed over 70. Someone in our office has become a bit of a “male Karen”, so we ask for your suggestions on which male name is the Karen equivalent. Plus, a list of surprising things that are illegal in Australia.

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Has the game started yet? | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday May 6

Wed, 06 May 2026 06:02:20 +0000

Today on the show Lu and Jarch talk about a Nonna who was carrying around a piece of cake, a jar of spices, a bread roll and a pepper in her handbag, then Jarch goes through Luisa’s handbag live on air. Lu takes on a scared South African in Roll With It, and we talk about the funny first words babies have said. SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Get some milk for the princess | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday May 5

Tue, 05 May 2026 06:18:50 +0000

Would you miss a mates bucks party for Magic Round? Judge Jarchy makes a ruling on that case today. Lu tells us about her bunion named Grant, and we take calls on the signs you knew someone was rich when you were a kid.

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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I got turtle slapped | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday May 4

Mon, 04 May 2026 06:16:50 +0000

It’s a very special show today because both Lu and Jarch have their mums in the studio!!! We put Janelle and Gill to the test to see how well they know their children, and Jarch spills all the details from his baby shower yesterday.

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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I’m surrounded by idiots | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday May 1

Fri, 01 May 2026 06:03:23 +0000

Lu’s mum arrived in town today and she’s already cleaned Lu’s house AND packed her a homemade sandwich, so we want to hear stories from other adult babies. And a listener called Ben calls through with a story about a lie he’s stuck telling, we hope his boss isn’t listening!

SEEYA MONDAY!

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LYING ALERT | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday April 30

Thu, 30 Apr 2026 06:00:00 +0000

Today is National Honesty Day, and to celebrate Lu and Jarch asked everyone to call in with some honest feedback on the show. Plus there’s a new shower debate firing people up, do you face toward the showerhead… or away from it?

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Big Bath Boy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday April 29

Wed, 29 Apr 2026 06:00:00 +0000

How many showers do you have per week? Today on the show Lu and Jarch reveal the average number in various countries around the world – then confess how long they’ve gone without showering. Plus, Jarch has kept a list of the funny things his pregnant wife has cried over this week. SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Puss in the face | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday April 28

Tue, 28 Apr 2026 06:20:09 +0000

Today on the show Lu and Jarch reveal that red heads are multiplying!!! We could be seeing a lot more ginger in the coming years, so to celebrate we play a game of “are you ginger?”. Lu and Jarch confess the silly thing they did while at the bank earlier today, and Lu tackles an “angry German lady” in Roll With It.

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Who caught Jarch picking his nose? | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday April 27

Mon, 27 Apr 2026 06:00:00 +0000

Things get a bit chaotic today when Lu and Jarch test out the theory that a vacuum cleaner can create the perfect ponytail. And we hear stories about times you were caught in a costume when you weren’t meant to be, after 3 men were arrested while wearing animal onesies.

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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AbsoPOOPly | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday April 24

Fri, 24 Apr 2026 06:50:30 +0000

Happy Freeball Friday. Today on the show we revisit the moment Jarch got got caught dropping a fart in the lift at work, and it seems he's not the only one who has been caught farting. We perform a jingle for a small business in Queensland, and Reverse The Verse is back. SEEYA MONDAY!

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Five big doodles | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday April 23

Thu, 23 Apr 2026 06:20:28 +0000

The listeners voted, so today on the show Lu and Jarch spend the full 2 hours handcuffed to each other. We play a brand new game, and find out what happened when Lu was left to look after a child before work today. SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Bad dawg LDD has been handcuffed | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday April 22

Wed, 22 Apr 2026 06:27:40 +0000

Today on the show Lu and Jarch revealed that men are 4x more likely to cry over football than the end of a relationship – so we want to know, what’s the funniest thing you’ve cried over? And find out why a police officer cuffed Lu at a restaurant last night.

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Double check who your best friends are | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday April 21

Tue, 21 Apr 2026 06:28:48 +0000

Lulu sends our producer a tonne of random texts, so today on the show we turned them all into a song. Judge Jarchy is in the studio, and we play a game where listeners need to guess whether Lu or Jarch are naked.

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Hello piss pot | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday April 20

Mon, 20 Apr 2026 06:29:52 +0000

Today on the show, Lu gets the chance to shine in our brand new acting challenge called Roll With It. We ask people to share the foods they ate as kids that they didn’t realise “weren’t normal”, and Jarch has managed to embarrass himself in an elevator. SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Unpacking Dads Like Easter Eggs | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday April 2

Thu, 02 Apr 2026 05:04:18 +0000

Today on the show we asked when were you publicly embarrased, have a crack at guessing which sport belonged to funny names, and for the first time in a while we unpacked some Dads.

HAVE A GREAT EASTER BREAK!

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It’s a bit weird in here | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday April 1

Wed, 01 Apr 2026 05:16:22 +0000

Today on the show, Lu and Jarch are joined by The Inspired Unemployed…and we attempt a little prank on the pranksters. Plus Lu goes through some unintentional insults men have said to their partners, so take notes!

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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No gold star for you | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday March 30

Mon, 30 Mar 2026 04:58:08 +0000

Today on the show Lu and Jarch want to hear adults confess to their silliest fears, after a grown man freaked out over a squirrel. The 10 cockiest male names have been revealed, and Jarch attended his very first parenting class over the weekend and it didn’t go to plan. SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Please explain why you’re a moron | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday March 27

Fri, 27 Mar 2026 05:00:00 +0000

It’s Freeball Friday which means it’s time for another Business Jingle. A listener calls in from Tennessee to tell us about a time she showed the wrong house for sale, so we want to know – when did you accidentally go into the wrong house? Plus, would you want to freeze your body when you die in the hopes of coming back to life in the future?

SEEYA MONDAY!

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The best doggy teeth of all time | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday March 26

Thu, 26 Mar 2026 05:22:30 +0000

Today on the show Lu and Jarch hear stories about diva dogs, after a video surfaced of a dog who refuses to walk on floorboards. Reverse The Verse is a landslide today, and we want to know what nostalgic things you’d like to bring back from the past.

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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That’s how you get a room laughing | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday March 25

Wed, 25 Mar 2026 05:15:51 +0000

Today on the show, Lu and Jarch verse each other in a game of “Animal or Not?”. We find out what happened when Jarch tried to drive his car out of the work car park after being a bit cheeky with his number plate. And Lu embarrassed herself in a meeting today.

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Stop hitting on me | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday March 23

Mon, 23 Mar 2026 05:18:59 +0000

Lu and Jarch have accidentally cost the company over $1000, so today on the show we want to know – how much did you cost your company? And Jarch had a nightmare this morning involving his car, air pods, and wallet.

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Step ladders, not stilettos | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday March 20

Fri, 20 Mar 2026 05:00:00 +0000

Australia voted Lu’s bingle as better than Jarch’s last week, so today, Lu stitches Jarch up with a song writing lesson…from Birds of Tokyo. Will the tips help or hinder him for this weeks bingle? Plus, women share some of the most diabolical lies men have told them.

SEEYA MONDAY!

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Some roads need fixing | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday March 19

Thu, 19 Mar 2026 05:08:15 +0000

A man has broken into the hippo enclosure, so today on the show Lu and Jarch want to know – what did you break into? A listener has messaged in after her toddler stole something from an airport, and Lulu is chuffed with herself after a bouncer asked her for ID.

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Hey Mr Snail | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday March 18

Wed, 18 Mar 2026 05:33:29 +0000

Today on the show Lu and Jarch want to hear about weird obsessions, after a little girl has gone viral for her obsession with chairs. And the top 10 clumsiest dog breeds in Australia have been revealed, the results might surprise you!

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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A very unfit little dancer | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday March 17

Tue, 17 Mar 2026 05:24:42 +0000

Today on the show it’s St Patricks Day, so Lulu puts Jarch to the test (he is 25% Irish after all). Dr Dal Din is back helping people solve the problems in the world and their lives. And Judge Jarchy dives deep into the pros and cons of strippers.

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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I’ll put on my hat and streak for you | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday March 16

Mon, 16 Mar 2026 05:14:01 +0000

Today on the show Lu shares something that’s made her a bit upset…over the weekend she paid $40 for a showbag then realised the showbag lady let Jarch have his for free. So we want to know – when did you realise you weren’t the favourite? Plus, the Oscars went down today and Lu and Jarch have found a list of wild things the nominees get inside their goodie bags. SEEYA TOMORROW!

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LIVE FROM THE WALCHA SHOW | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday March 13

Fri, 13 Mar 2026 05:45:29 +0000

We’re live from The Walcha Show in Jarch’s hometown of Walcha. Lu and Jarch go head to head in cake baking, flower arranging and horseshoe making in the blacksmith tent. They ride the teacups while hungover… and the big moment… Lu rides a bull!!!!

SEEYA MONDAY!

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LIVE FROM THE FARM | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday March 12

Thu, 12 Mar 2026 05:05:45 +0000

It’s Thrust Thursday live from Jarch’s family farm in Walcha ahead of The Walcha Show tomorrow. We go digging through Jarch’s old bedroom and hear stories from his family. Plus Lu is riding a bull tomorrow, so we give her a practice run on another very special bull…

SEEYA TOMORROW FROM THE WALCHA SHOW!

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My contract is more than yours | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday March 11

Wed, 11 Mar 2026 05:00:00 +0000

Lu and Jarch are heading off on their road trip to Walcha straight after the show, so Lu pitches some possible car games for her and Jarch to play. Jarch tells Lu if she wants to stay at his family farm she needs to call his mum and make some uncomfortable demands, and she obliges. Anything for a freebie!

SEEYA TOMORROW FROM WALCHA!

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Show us your cupid kettle drums | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday March 10

Tue, 10 Mar 2026 05:39:10 +0000

Today on the show Lulu calls the organiser of The Walcha Show to enrol her and Jarch in some more activities. Judge Jarchy decides if it’s okay to keep photos of your ex on your camera roll, and our 3 year old young gun Hamish is back to help someone win tickets to Guns N Roses.

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You’re riding a bull, kid! | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday March 9

Mon, 09 Mar 2026 05:10:52 +0000

Jarch kicks off the week with a surprise for Lu…he’s organised a team trip to his hometown Walcha, for The Walcha Show!!!! No surprise is a good surprise without a catch, so he’s also stitched Lu up by enrolling her in bull riding! And a man tried to send his neighbour a weather update but struggled to say the word “visibility”, so we want to know – what word do you struggle to say?

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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You’ve been kissing my cheeks a lot | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday March 6

Fri, 06 Mar 2026 05:48:45 +0000

It’s an extra special Freeball Friday because sick daddy is finally well enough to do the show! You know you’re old when you go to Vegas for a couple of days then need a week off work to recover. We take calls from listeners who have also realised they’re getting old, plus parents share some of the dumbest calls they’ve received from their kids school.

SEEYA MONDAY!

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My dad’s got crabs | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday February 27

Fri, 27 Feb 2026 05:00:00 +0000

Jarch is on a flight back from Vegas so it’s Lulu and LP for your freeball Friday! Lu attempts her very first solo bingle, will she succeed? And a groom embarrassed himself at his wedding after mistaking the priests blessing or a high-5, so we want to know – what embarrassing moment still haunts you today?

SEEYA MONDAY!

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You can't wear that in a church | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday February 26

Thu, 26 Feb 2026 05:45:08 +0000

Once again Jarch joins us live from Las Vegas, so to celebrate we hear some of the best "what happened in Vegas" stories. And we've found an article on the most surprising things that are illegal in Italy, so we put our half-Italian Lulu to the test.

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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You should know a D when you see one | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday February 25

Wed, 25 Feb 2026 06:06:49 +0000

Today Jarch joins the show live from Vegas while Lulu holds it down in Aus!!! A lady is causing chaos online for washing her undies in a hotel coffee machine, so we chat about the grossest things you’ve done on holidays.

SEEYA TOMORROW

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Sometimes heroes wear knee splints | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday February 24

Tue, 24 Feb 2026 05:00:00 +0000

Is it okay to ask your partner to stop swearing? Judge Jarchy delivers his ruling in today’s courtroom. Plus, Lu and Jarch have been having some wacky dreams lately so they’ve called in a pro. Dream expert Dean Creed joins the show to unpack what nightmares really mean — and whether we can actually control them.

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Three, Poo, One | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday February 23

Mon, 23 Feb 2026 05:00:00 +0000

Today Lu and Jarch do the full 2 hours of the show sitting on the toilet!!! (It’s part of an experiment, don’t try it at home). We play a game of “Flushback”, where we flash back in time to key events over the last 30 years, and Lu does the “Tinder Test” on Jarch.

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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New Hot Guy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday February 20

Fri, 20 Feb 2026 05:34:38 +0000

Today on the show we chat about the age-old moral dilemma, if you found $20,000 would you give it back? And a new guy started in the office yesterday… he said something interesting to Jarch so we’ve call him into the studio to discuss.

SEEYA MONDAY!

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The thrust bus | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday February 19

Thu, 19 Feb 2026 05:24:56 +0000

Inspired by Karl Stefanovic’s loyalty to Danika Mason, we helped a wife put her husband’s loyalty to the test—live on air. Plus Quick Moo is back, and we need your help… are we taking a harmless prank too far?

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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A knight in shining uber | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday February 18

Wed, 18 Feb 2026 05:42:53 +0000

Yesterday Jarch accidentally left his backpack in the studio, so the team took it and hid it somewhere. Today listeners used clues to help Jarch find the lost bag. We had a chat about silly red flags when dating, and Lu got a new car that she’s struggling to drive.

SEEYA MONDAY!

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Did you just throw a smoothie at me? | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday February 17

Tue, 17 Feb 2026 05:28:17 +0000

Welcome to the year of the horse!!!!! To celebrate the start of a new lunar year, Lu attempts some fortune telling for a few lucky listeners. Reverse the verse makes an appearance, and Lu saw 2 uber drivers having a fight before the show today.

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Come over and see my big balloon dog | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday February 16

Mon, 16 Feb 2026 04:55:28 +0000

Jim Jeffries is on the show today chatting about his brand-new tour!! Jarch got a lift from a listener over the weekend, and we ask everyone to help us name our bin in the studio.

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Size only matters most of the time | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday February 13

Fri, 13 Feb 2026 05:00:00 +0000

We’ve got some good news for the short single men ahead of Valentines Day this year. Plus we perform our best bingle to date, and Lu shares some insight on what single women are doing when they’re home alone.

SEEYA MONDAY!

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Get me to heaven | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday February 12

Thu, 12 Feb 2026 05:27:19 +0000

It’s Thrust Thursday and Jarch got a brand new tattoo today! We hear some fresh complaints from The Complaints Department, and we also speak to listeners about their grandparents gone wild stories.

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Let’s go to Norland | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday February 11

Wed, 11 Feb 2026 05:20:58 +0000

A nervous man proposed to his girlfriend then vomited when she said yes, so we want to know the worst place you’ve vomited. And a Norwegian Olympian who won bronze has confessed to cheating on his partner and then begged for her back, so we give one lucky listener the opportunity to publicly declare their own love.

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Move your thumb in a circular motion | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday February 9

Mon, 09 Feb 2026 05:08:31 +0000

It’s Superbowl Monday, so Lu and Jarch do a round of SuperTROLL Monday where everyone in Australia gets to roast them. There’s an alarming new trend that could be affecting couples in the bedroom, and we hear stories about when your partner embarrassed you.

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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The egg that fell off the wall | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday February 6

Fri, 06 Feb 2026 05:00:00 +0000

We thought we’d send everyone into the weekend with a list of things every couple should do at the end of the week to keep their relationship thriving. We also wrote a rap bingle today, and heard stories on the dumbest things you’ve seen people do on social media.

It was fun, SEEYA MONDAY!

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We’ve got a real coward on our hands | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday February 5

Thu, 05 Feb 2026 05:05:41 +0000

Lu was late to work today and you’ll never guess why. Reverse The Verse makes an appearance, and we play Unpack Your Undies after an NRL player was seen chasing an intruder out of his house in his undies.

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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You’re not very smart for an adult | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday February 4

Wed, 04 Feb 2026 05:26:41 +0000

We had our very first Lu & Jarch wedding today, as part of Married At First Voice. And a man has revealed the most unhinged things his 5 year old son has said to him, so we ask the question, what’s the funniest thing you’ve heard a child say?

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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