Voting in The Triple M 1000 is underway - get your votes on in on Listnr, as Billy shares one of the songs he'd like to hear in the countdown, then Topics Thomas asks for the best piece of advice you've been given.

2025 Bathurst Champion Matt Payne calls in from Mount Panorama, we back over some Brownless Craft that maybe didn't get the reaction it deserved, and former Bulldog Oskar Baker is in studio with some exciting news for his YouTube channel Duck Hook Golf.

Finally, Billy has a joke about his wife and a ghost to close the show.

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We welcome Daisy Thomas back into the Rush Hour family, and kick things off with the All Sports Report - as Billy breaks some trade news.

Xander McGuire is in studio with all the other trade news and rumours Billy didn't get to, then we want you to pump yourself up with Monday Brag Artist.

Billy recaps his top 5 moments from the launch of Triple M Racing on Saturday, then Daisy ponders how Hawthorn and Collingwood will slot in some new signings in 2027.

The Chicago White Sox's celebrations after winning one Wildcard Series caught Daisy's eye, than former AFLW star Aliesha Newman is in studio to explain her design on this year's AFLW Pride Round footy.

Finally, Billy has a joke about Insomnia to close the show - will Daisy mark his return to the show with Super Plastic?

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Manchester City's financial woes reminded JB of a certain AFL club, and Brisbane Lions coach Chris Fagan joined us just days before he ended up stepping down.

We celebrate Billy's September with a musical tribute, JB has another craft attack, Billy interprets some weird sporting quotes, Brisbane legend Darryl White calls in, and we get a massive edition of Billy's Idiot File.

Finally, we hear not one, but TWO jokes from Billy.

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Topics Brownless wants to know if there's anyone who works less than JB, Billy has some more All Sports Report, plus he called into Sydney's Rush Hour team to take on NRL star James Graham, then Herbie is in with some social media feedback for Billy's Kylie Minogue outfit.

Xander McGuire calls in to discuss Chris Fagan stepping down as Brisbane Lions coach, and we have a massive edition of Billy's Idiot File.

Aussie cricketer Matt Short is in studio ahead of the upcoming Sheffield Shield season, then Billy sends JB off to Portugal with a joke about sex addiction.

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Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary is back in studio with all the latest footy news, including John Longmire's move to the Bombers, Lachie Neale's move to the Pies, and what might happen if Isaac Heeney wins Sydney's B&F.

Sean and Ellie battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, then Herbie is in studio as Billy's Bake on NRL Chairman Peter V'landys has drawn the ire of a famous rugby league name.

Carlton AFLW star Sophie McKay is in studio ahead of the Carlton Respects game tomorrow night against Hawthorn, and on the last day of September - we look back at Billy's highlights from this month with a musical tribute.

ESPN's Kane Pitman pops by with a look at the upcoming NBA season, and how he managed to get from the Refinery in Geelong, to interview Giannis Antetokounmpo in MIlwaukee.

Finally, Billy has a joke about visiting an Old People's Home to close the show.

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Topics Brayshaw wants to know about your best value for money items, then three-time Premiership coach Chris Fagan calls in as the Lions celebrations roll on.

JB wants Billy to interpret some weird sporting quotes, Billy's sternum goes crack, and he comes off the long run for an almighty bake directed at NRL Chairman Peter V'Landys.

Collingwood AFLW Star Ash Centra is in studio before they take on the Dees this weekend, and Billy finishes with two jokes. 

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Channel 7's Xander McGuire is in studio with a full wash-up of all the Brisbane Lions' Premiership parties, plus some breaking news out of Essendon, and some trade nuggets to look forward to - as Billy cuts up rough about the Saints demands for Rowan Marshall.

JB has a mini craft attacked based on a bad piece of play in the NRL on the weekend, then Brisbane three-time Premiership player Darryl White calls in - and has a big call on which Three-Peat team was is the best!.

Because we still can't believe what happened, Billy recaps the final five minutes of the Grand Final, then golfing star Paul Gow calls in to lament the Internationals crapping the bed in Singles to lose the Presidents Cup.

We give a shoutout to Roaming Robbo's performance post-Grand Final, then Billy finishes the show with a joke about a sad man on a park bench.

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We start with a look at Billy's stats in his four Grand Finals, then chat to Brisbane ruckman Sam Draper.

Glen and Rob battle it out for Grand Final Tickets in a special quiz at Triple M Fest, and we cross to Xavier Ellis in a Fremantle pub.

We remember when Billy bawled like a baby after the 2007 Grand Final, and chat to Fremantle ruckman Luke Jackson.

Billy recalls he how felt during the 1989 Grand Final, and he finishes with a little joke especially for our Dockers-supporting friends.

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Three-time Premiership Lion Simon Black drops by, only to be usurped by four-time Premiership Hawk Luke Hodge - who brings the Premiership Cup with him.

Billy straightens up to deliver the All Sports Report, we get the most anticipated Froffy Time of the year, and Freo star Hayden Ballantyne arrives after driving a bus all the way from Fremantle.

Glen and Rob battle it out for Grand Final Tickets, and Xav and Katie from Perth's Triple M Breakfast show stop by for a chat after flying out of Perth at 4:45am today.

Finally, Billy has a Fruity Thursday joke to say goodbye, but is it enough to get Super Plastic?

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Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary has more on Grand Final Team news, plus trade and free agency, then Ralph and Glen battle it out for a chance to win tickets to the Grand Final.

We pay tribute to Angry Anderson, and Topics Warren comes to the party as he asks about your animal arch enemies.

Freo ruckman Luke Jackson calls in as he prepares for the Grand Final, then Billy has a joke about a man dying from coffee to finish the show.

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We cross to Triple M Perth's Xavier Ellis who has parked himself at Benny's Bar in Fremantle, then Robbie and Isaac battle it out for a chance to win tickets to the Grand Final.

We cross back to Xav at Benny's Bar as he speaks to some interesting characters, and Foreign Fat is back with some overseas news.

The AFL's Coach's Award will be dished out tonight, and JB and Billy both speak glowingly about Brownlow Medallist Nick Daicos.

Xavier is still at Benny's Bar in Fremantle and he's found the Manager, then Mark 'Beast' Cometti calls in to talk about Channel 7's documentary Dennis Cometti: Centimetre Perfect, which premieres tomorrow night.

Finally, Billy wraps us up with two jokes - can their powers combine to deliver Plastic?

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Damian Barrett is in studio with his positives and negatives from the Prelims - plus he's fired up over James Sicily and Tom Barrass' behaviour towards the umpire at the end of the game. 

JB is not too pleased with his neighbour, we've got a big announcement for Triple M Fest, Max Gawn calls in from Crown Casino ahead of tonight's Brownlow Medal, and Billy lists his top 5 Triple M Footy moments from the Prelims.

Brisbane ruckman Sam Draper calls in from his poolside balcony to talk about the Grand Final - and how he's feeling after copping a footy in the pills.

Finally, Billy goes a little rogue with his joke about having a blocked ear.

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The best caller in footy Jack Heverin is in studio with a massive announcement, then Topics Brownless wants to know when you've stolen a memento.

Claremont Tigers coach Ashley Prescott joins the boys ahead of the WAFL Grand Final on Sunday, then Melbourne AFLW Captain Kate Hore is in studio ahead of Jim's Game at the MCG.

After his unsuccessful letter to Zak Butters, Billy's had more luck with a letter to Toby Greene, then we hear an enormous Idiot File.

Sydney star Tom McCartin calls in ahead of their Prelim Final against the Hawks, and Billy finishes the week with a fruity joke about Taekwondo.

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The AFMAs begin the All Sports Report - as a host of Triple M talent also took home awards; one of those is Mitch Cleary - who is in studio with updates on Toby Greene's future and North Melbourne's coach.

Tim and Lachie battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, JB's found an interesting rumour about the Grand Final, and he's also uncovered a letter Zak Butters received from a Geelong superfan.

Hawthorn's Dylan Moore calls in ahead of their Prelim Final against Brisbane, and Billy finishes with a joke about an altercation at Bunnings.

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Topics Brayshaw wants you to dob in your apprentice, then Melbourne United captain Chris Goulding is in studio ahead of their season launching game against the 36ers on Saturday.

Billy has some goss on the VFL's Best and Fairest awards night, and he has his own version of the AFL Media Awards.

Brisbane's Logan Morris calls in ahead of their Prelim Final against the Hawks on Saturday, and Billy finishes with a joke about a man with an unfortunate name.

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Damian Barrett is in studio with his positives and negatives from the Semi-Finals, as well as a look forward to what the Crows and Cats can do to bolster their lineups for next season.

JB has flipped Brag Artist on its head, as we ask for stuff you did wrong, then Billy takes you through his favourite moments from the weekend on Triple M Footy, and JB has a bone to pick with a member of Mick In The Morning.

UK Comedian Bill Bailey is in studio to talk about his new national tour, and his favourite bird. Then Billy finishes the show with a joke about a house of ill repute that's closed its doors.

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Kyren Williams and Kevin Dotson from the Rams stopped by in March, and Tyler Davis and Xavier Smith joined us in June.

Aussie AFL star and NFL punter Ben Graham was never going to miss out on this week, then the boys chatted to ESPN's Phil Murphy.

We made 49ers legend Bryant Young watch Billy bunny-chopping Gary Buckenara, Rams recruit Trent McDuffie called in from Marvel Stadium after landing in Australia, and we get Bryant Young back in studio to reflect on his amazing career.

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Topics Brownless wants to know about your booking cockups, we briefly hear from 49ers Legend Bryant Young watching one of Billy's most famous on-field moments, then we get an Idiot Song, and JB received a DM from Todd from Barwon Heads.

LA Rams star Trent McDuffie calls in from their training session at Marvel Stadium ahead of tomorrow's game, and the boys preview the two AFL Semi-Finals that are also on this weekend.

San Francisco 49ers Hall of Famer Bryant Young is in studio to reflect on his storied career, then Billy finishes the week with a fruity joke about a food inspector.

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Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary is in studio with all the headlines ahead of the Semi Finals, then he's joined by Channel 7 teammate Xander McGuire - as the pair have started a podcast with Tom Morris about how they get footy news.

Cookie and Mick battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, a US reporter has become a hit after trying a bunch of Aussie foods, and Billy has a craft attack involving an AI app on his phone.

2016 NBA Champion Richard Jefferson is in studio as he tours Melbourne for ESPN, then Billy has a joke about his injured budgie to close the show.

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ESPN anchor Phil Murphy joins JB and Billy in studio ahead of the Rams 49ers game at the Triple MCG on Friday, and reveals which Aussie foods he's had a crack at. 

Topics Brayshaw wants to know what you've diagnosed yourself with, we hear from some of the 49ers players on their Melbourne experiences, and Herbie has some social media feedback for Billy taking his top off after his joke yesterday. 

Aussie cricket legend Travis Head calls in as the Aussies prepare for their tour of South Africa, but JB and Billy have to take him to task after he modelled in a calendar.

Finally, Billy has a joke that JB claims doesn't even make sense.

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Damian Barrett is in studio to wrap up the first week of finals, then former AFL and NFL star Ben Graham joins the boys to preview the LA Rams and San Francisco 49ers game at the Triple MCG on Friday. Plus he shares a story of how he travelled to London to play an NFL game before immediately getting cut.

Billy takes us through his favourite moments of the weekend on Triple M Footy, and JB has some special shoutouts to give.

We take a trip down memory lane to when Billy ran a sub-par cafe with Barry Stoneham, then St KIlda star Callum Wilkie calls in from Moe - where he's just bought a car wash business.

Finally, Billy has a joke about Little Johnny and his cats... but we've got a brand new song to play us out!

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Melbourne Storm icon Ryan Papenhuyzen calls in as he prepares to call the Rugby World Cup on Channel 7 - but we also want to know what he's been up to - including a hard launch!

Topics Brayshaw wants to know what you've seen unusual, and we get a surprise call from Todd from Barwon Heads - but Billy is too good for him.

We bring back Froffy Time ahead of tonight's final in Freo, then it's a massive edition of Billy's Idiot File.

Carlton star Earl Spalding calls in to remember the 1995 Grand Final where his Blues did a number on Billy's Cats, then Billy finishes with a Fruity Friday Joke about a scantily-clad neighbour.

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Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary has more on Al Clarkson's sacking, and who the Roos might target to be their next coach - plus there's plenty of trade rumours doing the rounds.

Chris and Drew battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, then Herbie comes in to deliver some social media feedback for Billy's spectacular fall out of a bin yesterday.

Australian Football Hall of Famer Terry Wallace joins the boys in studio to talk about life in retirement, and reflect on the Hawks' dominant decade in the 80s.

Finally, Billy goes back to the well with another Bins Joke to close the show.

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Once we've recovered, Billy gives us an All Sports Report - and he's filthied up that a Cats VFL player has gone elsewhere. Then we're excited to announce the return of Triple M Fest on Grand Final Eve Eve.

Adelaide's Ben Keays calls in before they take on the Dogs on Saturday night, then we look back at why we call Billy 'Bins' in the first place.

Topics Brownless wants to know what you couldn't remove from your house, then Melbourne captain Max Gawn is in studio in a surprisingly good mood after their Wildcard Round loss to Carlton.

Finally, Billy has a bin-themed joke to close out Bins Day.

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Damian Barrett is in studio with all his positives and negatives from Wildcard Round.

JB has heard word that some NBL players gave Tony Jones a chomping, then we move Billy's 5 at 5:05 up the order - where he plays us his favourite moments from the weekend of Triple M Footy.

We want you to pump yourself up with Monday Brag Artist, then Freo cult hero Patrick Voss calls in ahead of his 50th game in a Qualifying Final against Hawthorn.

Finally, Billy is having a glow-up for spring by putting on one of Herbie's facemasks, and he tells us a joke about his mate with a lisp.

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Snowboarding legend Scotty James joins the boys in studio as he gets ready to play in tonight's Legends Game, then JB shares the story of how Tony Jones first got nicknamed 'Chompers'.

Carlton Rising Star winner Jagga Smith calls in on the eve of the Wildcard games, and we get a food-themed Idiot Song out of Billy.

Brian Taylor is in studio before he calls tonight's legends game - and we get a detailed report of what happened when he nearly blew himself up trying to fix a water heater.

Finally, Billy has a fruity joke about James Bond to finish out the week.

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Billy launches into the All Sports Report - with a comprehensive wrap of last night's AFL Awards, including a very interesting guest list on Table 12.

Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary is in studio with more on the AFL Awards, plus the latest speculation on Zak Butters, Toby Greene, Jesse Hogan, Kieren Briggs, and Tim English.

Robbie and Johnny battle it out in a very competitive Hump Day Quiz, then JB has received an email from Warwick about all the times Billy said a guest's name wrong to their face.

Billy has the inside scoop on the latest "Internal Design" trend, then Hawthorn coach Sam Mitchell is in studio ahead of a big finals campaign - but first we have to get his opinion on some of Billy's Hawks-related Craft Attacks.

Finally, Billy has a joke about a lonely gecko to close the show.

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Two-time Allan Border Medallist Travis Head calls in after the Aussies defeated Bangladesh in Mackay, then Topics Brownless wants to know when your kid has interrupted something.

Billy has some footy newses with some big names re-signing, then Herbie is in with social media feedback for Billy's Robot Craft and his very poor birthday joke.

JB isn't happy with the state of barber shops in Australia, then NBA star Cole Anthony calls in as he prepares to suit up for Melbourne United this NBL season - but the boys have a warning for him about living in Melbourne.

Finally, Billy has nowhere to go but up after yesterday's joke, and he delivers some gold with a joke about whales.

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Damian Barrett is in studio with his positives and negatives from Round 24 - plus a little season review for some of the clubs who missed the finals. Plus JB has found an article that's missing one very key piece of information.

We want you to puff out your chest with Monday Brag Artist, Billy plays his top 5 moments from Triple M Footy this weekend, and we have a new segment called Fat's Robot Wrap.

Billy whips through some footy news, then Aussie swimming champion Sam Williamson is in studio fresh off his success in Glasgow and the USA - and he's brought more lasagna for Billy to eat.

Finally, a carbed-up Billy tells a joke about a confusing birthday party.

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Callum Ferguson calls in from Mackay ahead of the 2nd Test between Australian and Bangladesh, then Topics Brayshaw wants to know when you've been given a clip by technology.

Herbie is back in studio with another update on the article that intimated Billy was in poor health, and as if to back that article up - Billy delivers a underwhelming segment of footy newses. 

A very special Idiot File has Billy thinking it's his best week ever, but there's more to the story.

Collingwood legend Peter Daicos is in studio to talk about his book details his family's story, including his own secret cancer battle that he has thankfully recovered from.

Finally, Billy wraps up a week of book-themed jokes with a Fruity Joke about the Guinness Book of Records.

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CHannel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary calls in from Sydney after the Swans suspend five players for breaching club standards. Plus we wonder when Essendon will actually select a coach, and if Mitch will ever play a game of footy.

Ryan and Ivan battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, then Herbie is in studio to read an alarming article about Billy.

We get a couple of quick hits of footy news, then Topics Brownless asks about the household items you never use.

We've got a brand new segment that includes all of Billy's other segments, then Melbourne United's Luke Travers is in studio ahead of the NBL season tipping off next month.

Finally, Billy continues his week of book-themed jokes, with a little help from Rabs.

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Collingwood's Roan Steele and Tarni White are in studio as the men prepare for Wildcard Round, and the women launch into their season - but Billy is particularly interested in where the name 'Roan' comes from.

The Wacky World of William looks at a bizarre competition at the Iowa State Fair, then Josh Fraser calls in after officially being announced as Carlton's permanent senior coach.

Jack Gunston and Bradley Hill are in studio together as they both play their 300th games this weekend - as Billy circles back to a personal question he asked Jack the last time he was in.

Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary calls in with the latest on the Sydney Swans sexual assault allegations.

Billy's 5 at 5:05 has been moved to 5:45 - where his favourite moments of the Triple M Footy weekend include a new player nickname, and some former players trying their hands at commentary.

Finally, Billy has another book related joke... and we're sensing a theme for the week.

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Damian Barrett is in studio with updates on the Sydney Swans sexual assault allegations, plus news that Josh Fraser has been named as Carlton coach. Plus he has all his positives and negatives from Round 23.

We want you to puff out your chest with Monday Brag Artist, Billy has some more footy tidbits, and a wrap of last night's Logie awards - including a bit of mail from the Channel 7 sports table.

North Melbourne captain Nick Larkey is in studio after his side's narrow loss to Billy's Cats, and we play him AFL CEO Andrew Dillon's reaction to Nick's impersonation of him.

Finally, Billy has a joke about a police raid to close the show

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Merv Hughes and Brad Haddin call in from Darwin with an update on the Aussies' first test against Bangladesh, then Topics Brayshaw wants to hear some UnAustralian behaviour.

Aunty Donna's Broden Kelly is in studio to talk about his new footy videogame, and why GMHBA Stadium deserves half a star.

We celebrate Herbie's birthday on the weekend, then hear an Idiot Song featuring Billy's funniest cockups with members of the Rush Hour Family.

Dees Captain Max Gawn is in studio ahead of their game against Port Adelaide, then Billy finishes with a fruity joke - and accidentally kills someone off.

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Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary joins the boys with all the headlines before Round 23, then Big Kev and Johnno battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz.

JB has a story about his two missing Logies, then 2024 Gold Logie winner Larry Emdur calls in - as Billy runs through some of his less successful shows.

North Melbourne AFLW star Libby Birch is in studio as they attempt to do the Premiership three-peat this season, and Billy closes the show with a joke about sneezing. 

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Collingwood's Lachie Schultz is in studio after locking in a wildcard spot, then he brings in former Freo and North player Darcy Tucker to talk about their new sports underwear brand PEAKED.

Aussie cricketing legend Ricky Ponting calls in from his son's training session to talk about Australia's upcoming series against Bangladesh, then retiring Adelaide Crows superstar Taylor Walker calls in to give Billy a serve over his craft attack from yesterday.

Finally, Billy tells a joke about two old men comparing their troubles to close the show.

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Damian Barrett pulls an overtime shift to get through all the headlines, positives, and negatives from Round 22 - including the latest on Geelong and the Jake Kolodjashnij contract.

Billy takes you through his top 5 Triple M Footy moments from the weekend, and he has an apology for Tex Walker after his earlier craft attack.

NBA star Jock Landale is in studio ahead of a Boomers mini-camp, as he details how he was involved in a bizarre trade situation with the Utah Jazz.

Finally, Billy has a joke about drugs in space to close the show.

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Premiership player and coach John Longmire calls in to talk about his new autobiography, but Billy has been on a Craft Attack. Then Topics Brayshaw asks you for your version of hell.

We've got a tentative brand new segment - Viral Fat, then it's an enormous edition of Billy's Idiot File.

Former St Kilda legend Stewart Loewe is in studio ahead of Spud's Game on Sunday night - but he and Billy also share some footy history.

Finally, Billy has a fruity Thursday joke about a discarded condom.

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We start by chatting to Spud's daughter Chelsea, who has been a massive driver of Spud's Game, before moving into a montage of Spud's most insane moments.

We hear the time Spud pretended to be a doctor at a conference, and when he first launched The Glass Eye.

We remember the email he sent to the Fox Footy staff about his make-up, and hear Billy's weird goodbye plus the time Spud revealed Billy's wig.

We remember Spud rocking up to Grand Final Day with a brass band, and finally - the time Spud found out JB's nephew Angus was dating his daughter Danielle.

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Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary is in studio with all the headlines before round 22, but a bombshell from his own world has the boys completely rocked.

Justin and Caleb battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, then we replay the time Danny Spud Frawley was introduced to a conference room as a doctor.

Comedian Nick Cody joins the boys as he embarks on a 'one more time before the baby arrives' tour, then Danny Frawley's daughter Chelsea is in to tell us what's happening around Spud's Game at Marvel Stadium on Sunday night.

Finally, Billy has a joke about his job at the cat shelter to close the show.

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Carlton young guns Jagga Smith and Abbie McKay are in studio together ahead of their double-header against the Saints on Sunday night, then Topics Brownless wants you to tell us who's a bigger bull**** artist than Donald Trump.

Billy has some footy and cricket newses, and JB had a weird interaction in an Uber.

Ben Cousins and Scott Miller are in studio together to share what they're doing with ADA Australia's BEACON program, after they both experienced the highs and lows of professional sport.

Finally, Billy has a joke about a romantic encounter with his girlfriend.

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Damian Barrett is in studio with his positives and negatives from Round 21 - but Billy is distracted by a horse race on TV.

We want you to puff out your chest with Monday Brag Artist, then it's Billy's favourite moments from the weekend of footy, and the final Comm Games Fat as we wrap up an incredibly successful games in Glasgow. 

NBL Star Dash Daniels is in studio and talks about why he's stayed in the NBL rather than playing in the NBA or College, then Billy has a joke about a blind man in a precarious situation at the pub to close the show.

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JB has received an email about Billy's poor performance yesterday, which leads to a much more up and about Comm Games Fat.

Retired Carlton star Sam Docherty is in studio to talk about his new book, then swimmer Sam 'Lasagna' Williamson calls in from Glasgow to celebrate his four gold medals, and an astounding comeback story.

Billy's Idiot Song is inspired by Barnaby Joyce, then Sydney's Errol Gulden calls in ahead of their game against St KIlda on Saturday - but who was he supporting when the Socceroos played Turkey in the World Cup.

Finally, Billy goes with a fruity Thursday joke about a bull that needs a little help 'covering' the cows.

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Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary is in studio with news on Collingwood and Geelong's new pre-game routine, plus updates on Essendon and Carlton's coaching searches.

James and Zach battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, JB has his say on England's next possible cricket coach, then Comm Games Fat battles his way through his daily update- as our Aussie sprinters set new national records.

AFLW superstars Sarah Rowe and Monique Conti are in studio ahead of the Australia vs Ireland game on Saturday, but we have to talk to Sarah about County Mayo finally breaking it's 75-year title drought on the weekend.

Finally, in desperate need of Plastic, Billy goes back to an oldie for his joke.

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Topics Brayshaw asks for the things you're not looking forward to doing, then pole vault superstar Kurtis Marschall calls in from Glasgow as he attempts to win his third consecutive Comm Games gold.

Billy has all the latest from Glasgow with Comm Games Fat, then we look back at our favourite moments from Triple M Footy this weekend.

Billy and Herbie got in early today to call a pub in County Mayo, Ireland, to see how their celebrations were going, then Collingwood's Harry Perryman is in studio before they take on the Cats on Thursday night.

Finally, Billy tries to recover from being Woolied yesterday with a fruity glitter joke.

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Damian Barrett is in studio with his positives and negatives from Round 20, including Max King's hamstring, Ty Gallop's possible suspension, and a disappointing performance from North Melbourne.

We want you to pump yourself up with Monday Brag Artist, then Comm Games Fat gives you all the results from the weekend as Australia dominates the medals.

A new coaches votes record has been set, Channel 7 and Triple M WA Footy Reporter Ryan Daniels calls in as the lid gets blown further off at Fremantle, and a 75 year curse gets broken in Ireland.

Former Bomber and Swan, now Bombers board member Ted Richards calls in as he prepares to run 150km in August for the Ted Hollows Foundation, and Billy has a joke about a funeral speech to end the show - will Herbie give it Plastic or Woolly Bully?

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Melbourne captain Max Gawn is in studio ahead of the Dees' game against Geelong, then Topics Rabs comes to the party before he heads off on holiday.

Aussie Women's T20 Captain Sophie Molineux calls in from the UK after winning the World Cup, then it's Billy's Idiot File.

Geelong's Jeremy Cameron calls in with a promising update on shoulder injury... but we're concerned with what he was forced to wear recently.

Finally, Billy has a joke about a swearing parrot to finish our week.

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Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary joins the boys with all the headlines ahead of Round 20 - as the rumours around which players Tassie will go after get louder.

Cooper and Brad battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, then JB has an investigation into Billy's 1994 season - which featured perhaps his worst game ever.

Billy has an update on the man who was attacked by a bison, then Adelaide defender Wayne Milera calls in ahead of their game against the Pies tomorrow night.

Finally, Billy has an oft-heard joke about Little Johnny's dad.

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Aussie long-distance runner Seth O'Donnell calls in from Belgium as he prepares for the Comm Games, then Topics Brayshaw wants to know what you don't understand - as Todd from Barwon Heads makes a surprise appearance.

The MMM network craft-makers have been hard at work all around the country after Barnaby Joyce yelled at his dog on Live TV - so Billy has picked out his top 5 favourite pieces of Barnaby craft.

Herbie is in with some social media feedback, and JB shows us a very interesting interview with Hollywood star Olivia Wilde.

Geelong's James Worpel calls in from the past and confuses Billy, before he regroups to tell a joke about a flasher considering retirement.

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Damian Barrett is in to chat about his positives and negatives from Round 19 - and react to Ken Hinkley being announced as the Tasmania Devils first AFL senior coach.

We want you to pat yourself on the back with Monday Brag Artist, then it's the final World Cup Fat.

JB wants older men to visit the Doctor, we give you a sneak peek into a new segment starting next week, six-time Comm Games medallist Giaan Rooney calls in to preview the Glasgow games, and we recap Billy trying to shamelessly steal Ariarne Titmus' predictions.

Finally, Billy has a joke about how children are named to close the show.

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Freo ruckman Mason Cox calls in and chats to Billy 1-on-1, then Topics Brayshaw asks for the worst street names.

Jack Heverin joins Billy at GMHBA, and World Cup Fat takes a deeper look at the semi-final between England and Argentina.

We've got a World Cup themed Idiot Song, St Kilda's Callum Wilkie joins Billy on the boundary at GMHBA, then we send Billy off roaming to fill some time - and it turns into a complete train wreck.

Finally, Billy has a fruity joke about a Cocker Spaniel.

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Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary has all the headlines ahead of Round 19, including a big signing at the Bombers - but the biggest story is Mitch's pulled hammy.

Adrian and Matty battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, then the Wacky World of William makes a return, and we remember when Billy ate curried sausages live on air.

Four-time Olympic Gold Medallist Ariarne Titmus is in studio to preview the Commonwealth Games in Glasgow - as she also discusses why she retired from swimming so young.

FInally, Billy has a joke about an ad for a radio to close the show.

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Former Socceroo Tommy Oar calls in to review Australia's World Cup performance, and he gives his predictions on who will win the semi-finals this week.

Topics Brownless asks about when you've lost something - which leads to an epic call from a guy named Roger.

The Twinnies are back in the news, and Billy uses it as a chance to talk to his twin Cedric, then JB shares a story about when he got caught in the wrong toilet.

AFL playing and coaching legend Kevin Sheedy is in studio, as Billy goes one-on-one with some very hard hitting questions. 

Finally, Billy has a joke that was almost as long as old mate Roger's story to close the show.

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Damian Barrett is in studio to discuss his positives and negatives from Round 18, but we were sent some very old audio of an 18 year old Damo that you just HAVE to hear.

Monday Brag Artist gives you the chance to pump yourself up, then Billy looks at his top 5 moments from Triple M Footy this weekend.

With the sacking of Brendon McCullum as England's Test coach, we cross live to the funeral service for English cricket. Then, 1991 Open Champion Ian-Baker Finch calls in from Royal Birkdale to preview this year's tournament.

World Cup Fat is back as there are four teams left in the comp, and we say a fond farewell to some of our favourite nations.

FInally, Billy has a joke about an inappropriate doctor's appointment.

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We start with a quiz that Billy tried to get out of before it started, then flashback to Chris Connolly's chat about the infamous Sirengate game in 2006.

Billy had a brand new very serious news segment, Topics Brownless got interrupted, and we remember an Idiot Song all about his incapability with technology.

A nasty crash in the Tour Down Under inspired a Craft Attack, and JB went 1-on-1 with Gout Gout.

Topics Brownless came back - but a Jay-Z inspired quote from a listener had us in stitches. Then, the Herbmeister Nat Herbstreit joined the boys to talk about Eurovision - and some Triple M Footy personality's vocal efforts.

Finally, Billy had a joke about one of the side effects of the Little Blue Pill.

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We start with a journey back to the Winter Olympics, where a bronze medallist's TV interview tickled Billy's Fanty. Then we hear Topics Brownless, and a Craft Attack about Channel 7's coverage of a Gout Gout victory.

Alex Carey called in from Bangladesh, but Billy just wanted to talk about his business partnerships. Then JB and Billy take you behind the scenes of Billy's infamous nudie run in Munich on The Footy Show.

North Melbourne star Charlie Comben had a very funny story about running into Billy on a night out, then the Western Bulldogs Cody Weightman joined the boys just before he made his AFL return this season.

Billy had an intervention for our off air staff who were getting very ahead of themselves, and he finished with a joke about a call to 000.

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We start with a hilarious moment involving Aussie MLB star Travis Bazzana, before hearing JB and Billy's chat with Bombers legend James Hird - including Billy's very direct opening question.

Topics Brayshaw asked when you've been ripped off, and comedy royalty Glenn Robbins popped by to talk about when his jokes go underappreciated.

North Melbourne captain Nick Larkey had an impersonation for us, and Billy tried his own impersonation of a seaside animal. 

The comedy superstars continued to roll in, with Dave Hughes joining JB and Billy for a chat about the infamous Carlton group chat, and we hear an Idiot Song from Billy set to a classic Van Halen song.

Finally, Billy had a joke about a little girl's trip to the pet store.

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We start on the day the show was officially finished up, before reminiscing about Billy's Wheel, and the night JB wore a Borat Green Mankini.

We hear about Billy doing a skydive, and the absolute chaos that was Big Bill's House.

We remember a Footy Show x Saturday Rub crossover, when something Sam Newman said on Thursday night had the late great Danny Frawley fuming.

The boys remember some all-time fails - like Billy's fan, the wrong prize, the wrong band, and an ice bucket challenge that took all day to go wrong.

Finally, it's pants off, as Shane Crawford recalls dacking Sam Newman on air, and Billy takes you behind the scenes of his infamous nudie run through a park in Munich.

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We start with Billy's shambolic horse racing quiz for legendary jockey Glen Boss, then flashback to when Nathan McAndrew called in shortly after South Australia won back-to-back Sheffield Shield titles.

We hear a gigantic Idiot File, and list off some our sweariest guests, before JB and Billy relive a couple of Footy Show moments that didn't go to plan, and get inspiration from the Freo Dockers for a new favourite part of our show.

UK comedy legend Stephen K Amos dropped by to talk about The Ashes, A.I, and MONA, then Topics Brayshaw gets interrupted by a surprise appearance from Billy's arch-nemesis Todd from Barwon Heads.

Finally, we revisit Billy's joke about a visit to the doctor.

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We revisit when Billy and Rabsy turned up on JB's doorstep in Port Fairy, then hear the boys' chat with Sam Pang - who had just announced he wasn't hosting the Logies anymore.

The boys continue reminiscing about The Footy Show - this time, the chaotic segment that was Big Bill's House. Then we hear Billy's new segment that skated dangerously close to the inappropes line.

We remember when Billy had a complete meltdown and nearly cost us our license, and when the boys chatted to the legendary Bruce McAvaney.

We look back at Billy's segments that only got one run, then Topics Brownless asks a question nobody else would dare to.

Finally, Billy tells a joke with a little help from a Sesame Street character.

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We start with a look back at some Brownless Craft that didn't impress Demons captain Max Gawn, before Topics Rabs joins in the fun.

Winter Olympic Gold Medallist Cooper Woods called in after his Moguls win in Italy, then the boys revisit the night JB wore a Mankini on The Footy Show, and we hear when something from the Oscars became a regular part of our show.

We hear some more Brownless Craft from a Sam Mitchell press conference, L.A Rams stars Kevin Dotson and Kyron Williams visited our studio before they take on the 49ers at the Triple MCG in September.

Billy looks at the new sounds that have been inducted into the National Sound Archive, and we finish with a joke about Cotton Eyed Joe.

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We start by looking back at when Billy brought an air horn into IKON Park during a pre-season game, then Tom Gleisner gives the boys a Have You Been Paying Attention quiz.

Topics Brownless goes with a real bad one, then the boys reflect on some of the biggest moments from The Footy Show - starting with Billy's Wheel.

We remember when Billy tried to kill off a footy legend, hear Billy's Idiot File, Gary Ablett Jr drops by, and Billy finishes with a joke inspired by Snoop Dogg.

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Topics Brayshaw asks who can get stuffed, but Todd from Barwon Heads makes an appearance to send Billy off into his holiday!

GWS Giants star Aaron Cadman is in studio, and Billy has a bone to pick with JB for something he said on yesterday's show.

We've got a mammoth Idiot FIle from Billy, a huge roundup of World Cup Fat, JB has some questions for Billy written by A.I, and we finish with Billy's Joke - with some bonus JB fruit!

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Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary is in studio after a trip to Noosa, and he's got the latest news on Toby Greene, Ben King, Zac Bailey, Tyson Stengle, and Zak Butters - plus heaps more.

Anne and Shannon battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, then it's World Cup Fat - and another enormous Conga line.

AFLW B&F winner Ash Riddell is in studio as part of the Australian team set to take on Ireland in August, Herbie is in studio with some social media feedback for greedy guts Brownless, then Billy finishes the show with a joke about a really bad lover.

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BIlly picks us up with the All Sports Report, then a bumper edition of World Cup Fat - including a commentator who might still be yelling, and a French boundary rider in Philadelphia.

Commonwealth Games gold medallist Sam Williamson is in studio as he prepares to go to Glasgow, but he's also brought in a homemade Lasagna for Billy to try.

BIlly has a quick wrap of footy news, then his favourite moments from the weekend on Triple M Footy, before JB has a message for young people with their heads buried in their phones.

Socceroos goalkeeper Andrew Redmayne calls in and tells us how the Aussies can beat Paraguay on Friday, then Billy has a very fruity joke about a deli worker to close the show.

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Damian Barrett is in studio with his positives and negatives from Round 15, then JB takes centre stage in Monday Brag Artist.

Billy has all the latest soccer scores with World Cup Fat, plus the latest news from cricket, footy, and the Commonwealth Games.

LA Rams stars Xavier Smith and Tyler Davis are in studio as they get set to take on the San Francisco 49ers at the MCG in September - but Xavier may have heard about Billy's footy career - and he has questions!

Finally, Billy finishes the show with an elephant joke.

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Horse-racing commentator Lizzie Jelfs calls in from Royal Ascot in the UK as Billy's Horse Further prepares to race in the Gold Cup, then it's time for World Cup Fat - but why is there a conga line in our studio?

Topics Brayshaw wants to hear your juvenile company names, he has an interesting tidbit about engine oil, Billy has some extra newses, and we get an Idiot Song set to a WWE Legend's theme.

Melbourne captain Max Gawn is in studio just before he flies out to Adelaide to take on the Crows - so we wondered if there was a plane hierarchy at the Dees.

Finally, Billy has a joke about a man trying to smuggle stuff back into the country after a Safari.

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Hayden and Nat battle it out inthe Hump Day Quiz, then Channel 7's Xander McGuire calls in with all the headlines ahead of Round 15 - including Paul Curtis, AFL in India, and Damian Hardwick.

Herbie is in with some social media feedback for Billy's Bake - and the comments from our Turkish mates has been less than friendly!

Channel 9's James Bracey pops in ahead of the game tonight, but he apparently has some athletic prowess of his own, then Dan Ginnane joins the boys as he prepares to call the socks off Origin for Triple M - but JB wants to know more about what's happening with him off the field.

World Cup Fat returns with another four games today, including Lionel Messi reaching new heights. And finally, Billy has a joke that he absolutely slaughters.

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Aussie cricketer Brendan Doggett calls in as he prepares for a massive next nine months of cricket, but Billy just had to bring up the time when the Sydney Thunder got rolled for 15.

Topics Brownless goes real niche, we hear the best Triple M Footy moments from the weekend, and World Cup Fat keeps you up to date on what's going on in North America.

Craig and Brandon Starcevich are in studio as they discuss their careers, and their new app which can help local footy players find what they're worth.

Finally, Billy has a joke about a man with hearing issues. 

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Damian Barrett is in studio with his positives and negatives from AFL Round 14, then World Cup Fat is back with today's results from North America.

Billy has been in the kitchen, and delivers a sizzling bake on Turkiye's captain Hakan Calhanoglu, then we hear some footy news, and Billy finds out some interesting info about our mates at Penrite Oil.

Socceroos legend Archie Thompson calls in to talk about the Socceroos' win, and who he thinks could go all the way.

Finally, Billy has a joke about a wife who's just had enough.

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Alex Carey calls in from Bangladesh as the Aussies play their ODI series, but Billy is more interested in how many ads Kez is appearing in these days.

JB shares a story about how curfews don't work, we celebrate Rosie Walton's 50th birthday, and hear a massive Idiot File from Billy.

Supercars driver Matt Payne is in studio reflecting on the mayhem at Bathurst, driving hot laps for celebrities, and visiting Hobbiton in New Zealand.

Finally, Billy has a tried and true joke about poor old grandpa and some Sunday morning shenanigans.

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Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary is in studio - with mail on Ben King, Darcy Wilson, a new media dust-up, and why he's switching from glasses to contacts. 

Lisa and Clay battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, then Billy takes a quick look at his favourite moments from the weekend in footy.

Beau Ryan calls in from Washington D.C ahead of the UFC Freedom 250 event on Monday, then Sydney's Tom Papley calls in as he recovers from his calf injury - but what does he think of his MMM Nickname?

Finally, Billy has a joke about a genie who's a bit hard of hearing.

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Geelong's Shaun Mannagh calls in ahead of the White-Out game against Gold Coast on Friday night, then Topics Brayshaw asks for you least satisfying purchases.

ESPN's Kelsey Browne calls in from Madison Square Garden after Game 3 of the NBA Finals, then Channel 7's Xander McGuire has the latest news on Brody Mihocek's neck injury, Billy Frampton's suspension, and Ben King not yet signing with the Suns.

Australian Football Hall of Fame Legend Jason Dunstall is in studio to talk about his new podcast, then Billy finishes with a joke about a genetically-engineered dolphin.

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GWS Giant Finn Callaghan is in studio while his side has the bye this week - and Billy has prepared something that sums up the Giants' current form.

Topics Brayshaw brings back the classic "What The Hell?!", before Melbourne Vixen and Aussie Diamond Jo Weston is in studio to talk about Big Freeze at the 'G.

Billy's Idiot Song is all about combat, Fremantle's Karl Worner calls in as the Dockers look to win their 12th straight game, then Billy finishes with a very inappropes joke. 

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West Coast legend Ben Cousins joins the show, and we look back at Billy's conspiracy theory about the Optus Stadium Carpark.

Freo defender Karl Worner calls in, then we look at when Billy got roasted by a Triple M Perth announcer, and chat to two of WA footy's most electric players in Harley Reid and Patrick Voss.

Finally, we've dived deep into the archives to find a joke from Billy about West Coast... sort of.

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Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary is in studio with all the headlines ahead of Round 13, including some potential big name outs for both Hawthorn and Geelong.

Eden and James battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, Australian Cricketer's Association CEO Paul Marsh has a statement about the proposed Stars/Renegades merger, and Billy is back with World Cup Fat.

North Melbourne captain Nick Larkey is in studio before the Kangas go on a two-game trip to the West, and Billy finishes the show with a fruity joke about a pet shop.

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Daisy Thomas is in studio as he prepares to go down the Big Freeze slide on Monday, then Topics Brownless wants to know what a partner has removed from your house.

Billy has a special preview of the World Cup, and we're stoked to see Jono Brown back on the telly.

Sam Pang is in studio to talk about his new show Ground Up, and why he's decided not to host The Logies anymore.

Finally, Billy has a joke, which Sam Pang has inexplicably stuck around to hear.

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Damian Barrett is in studio with his positives and negatives from Round 12, but the big question is - will he put on a Channel 7 pin?

We want you to tell us something amazing you've done with Monday Brag Artist, Billy shares his five favourite moments from Triple M Footy this weekend, and Geelong is elevating a hall of famer to Legend Status.

Collingwood's Jack Crisp is in studio ahead of the King's Birthday game, and ahead of International Donut Day.

Finally, Billy has a dangerously fruity joke to close out our Monday show.

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Topics Brownless barely gets his topic out, then completely abandons ship, but the Rush Hour Family comes through for us anyway.

A very funny story about BT and Liam Baker has been confirmed, the Tigers have drafted a giant, and JB has some issues to vent about.

Billy has an enormous Idiot FIle, then after last night's State of Origin National Anthem didn't quite hit the mark - we look at other sub-optimal National Anthem performances.

Finally, Billy has a fruity Thursday joke about a legless parrot.

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Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary is in studio with updates on Essendon's search for a new coach - as James Hird appears to make his case.

Jack and Dave battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, then Herbie is in studio with some social media feedback for Billy's much-too-small footy jumper.

We hear what the Midweek Rub had to say on the idea of James Hird coaching Essendon again, then NRL legend Nathan Hindmarsh previews State of Origin Game 1 tonight.

Finally, Billy has a joke about his new toilet habit to close the show.

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Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary calls in with more details on Brad Scott's departure, as well as a big name who could be the next coach.

Billy found some infamous celebrity rants after Russell Crowe got shirty with autograph-seekers, then Topics Brayshaw wants to know about the stupid sporting event you attended.

Billy takes us through his top 5 moments of the weekend on Triple M Footy, and the boys look at just how much some Scott Pendlebury merchandise is selling for.

Carlton's Brodie Kemp and Francis Evans are in studio ahead of the Carlton Respects game on Friday, and they've got a special gift fo Billy.

Finally, Billy finishes the show with a joke about camping.

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Damian Barrett joins the boys to talk about Neale's legacy, then moves into his positives and negatives from Round 11.

We want you to tell us something amazing you've done with Monday Brag Artist, then Billy gets to do his All Sports Report - as it gets weird when we talk about baseball.

Western Bulldog Cody Weightman is in studio as he readies himself for a return to the AFL, then Billy finishes the show with a joke about Little Johnny.

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Travis Head calls in from India to talk about the IPL Playoffs, and Golf Digest Australia's list of the Top 100 Golf Courses.

Topics Brownless wants to know when you've made the news, then it's FROFFY TIME!!!, and we pay tribute to Scott Pendlebury ahead of his AFL Record 433rd game.

A Van Halen classic is this week's Idiot Song, Collingwood star Steele Sidebottom calls in to chat about his great mate Pendles, and Billy ha a joke about a blind man to close out our week. 

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Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary is in studio with a truckload of headlines - including a footy thief at the Pies, an interview with Essendon CEO Tom Roberts, and the future of Toby Greene.

Rob and Lachie battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, Herbie has some social media feedback, then JB and Billy have their own feedback for Beersy and Rabs.

Western Bulldogs' star Bailey Dale calls in as they prepare for a massive month of footy, then Billy leaves us with a slightly inappropes joke about a misunderstanding at the hospital. 

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Horse Racing legend Glen Boss calls in to talk about joining Channel 7's racing commentary team, but Billy has a quiz for him as well.

Topics Brayshaw wants to know when you arrived at the wrong destination, we replay some of the funniest times a commentator got a player's name wrong, and Billy takes us through last night's AHA awards.

Shaun Micallef is in studio to chat about his new documentary Going for Broke - a look into Australia's relationship with gambling.

Finally, Billy has a joke about an Alaskan Christmas Party to close the show.

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Damian Barrett is in studio with his positives and negatives from AFL Round 10, then we want you to tell us something amazing you've done in Monday Brag Artist.

Billy takes us through his favourite footy moments from the weekend, and JB has a list of myths that are giving him the irrits.

'Magic' Michael McLean is in studio as this year's Sir Doug Nicholls Round Honouree, and Billy has a joke about a car crash to close the show.

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Blues legend Brendan Fevola is in studio ahead of a local footy game he's playing this weekend - alongside a very famous Blues nuffy.

Topics Brayshaw wants to hear about your ridiculous coincidences, and an article in the paper reminded us of when Billy accidentally killed off a footballing legend.

Billy has a new tradition inspired by the Freo Dockers, we hear an enormous Idiot File, then former Western Bulldog Billy Gowers is in studio after joining the Indiana Hoosiers College Football Team.

Finally, Billy has a joke about an inappropriate boss.

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Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary is in studio with updates on Carlton's coaching search, plus a sneak peek at the AFL Fixture beyond round 16.

Kieren and Albie battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, then Charlie Comben and Darcy Cameron are in studio to talk about their 200 Plus podcast, and Charlie has an epic story about Billy not knowing a Kangas teammate.

Billy has an update from Eurovision, Bec Daniher is in studio to talk Big Freeze 12, then Billy finishes the show with a joke about vegetables.

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Mitch Cleary calls in with more info on Voss' resignation, and who is in the running to be the Blues next coach.

Topics Brayshaw asks when your partner has taken matters into their own hands, Billy kills a new segment before it even starts, and Damian Barrett has spoken exclusively with Michael Voss.

Legendary commentator Bruce McAvaney calls in ahead of appearing on Who Do You Think You Are? tonight. He also reflects on his friendship with Dennis Cometti, and talks about the exciting generation of Australian sprinters.

GWS Giant Toby Bedford is in studio to highlight what Sir Doug Nicholls Round means to him, and gives his thoughts on the club's banner against Essendon.

Finally, Billy has a joke about Snoop Dogg to close the show - which gets appropriately fruity!

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Damian Barrett is in studio with his positives and negatives from Round 9, and to reflect on Billy's F Bomb during the Saturday Rub.

We want you to pump yourself up with Monday Brag Artist, Billy takes us through his top 5 moments from the weekend of Triple M Footy, and JB demands an intervention for two of our off-air staff.

Tom Gleisner is in studio celebrating the return of Have You Been Paying Attention?, and Billy finishes the show with a joke about skydiving.

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Look back at a big week on the Rush Hour, as Billy nearly takes us off air, we chat to Lewis Jetta, remember some segments Billy only did once, chat to Max Gawn, Ben Cousins, hear an Idiot Song about Billy's technology phobia, and a joke about a Blacksmith.

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Two-Time North Melbourne Premiership star Glenn Archer joins the boys ahead of the 1996 Premiership reunion this weekend - and to find the whereabouts of his missing 300th game jumper.

Topics Brownless wants to know about your idiot mate, Max Gawn is in studio before the Dees take on West Coast, and we have an Idiot Song themed around Billy's distaste for technology.

The best caller of everything Jack Heverin is in with some NBL news - explaining why two coaches have left, and if Patty Mills will play in the NBL.

Finally, Billy has a Viagra joke that he's definitely told before... but never this badly.

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Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary is in studio with all the news ahead of Round 9, and an early call on a Premiership favourite.

Tim and Lachie battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, then JB has a comprehensive list of the segments that Billy has only ever done once.

We hear a story from Freo's Patrick Voss that isn't for the dinner table, then Olympic Gold Medallist Mack Horton is in studio as SAS: Australia vs UK premieres tonight on Channel 7.

Finally, Billy has a joke about the inventor of tupperware.

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Two-Time Premiership player Lewis Jetta joins the boys to reflect on his amazing highlights reel, including burning Cyril RIoli, and kicking 19 behinds before his first goal.

Topics Brownless is afraid of robots and asks what have you seen unusual?, Matt Renshaw casts his eye over Golf Digest Australia's Top 100 Courses list, and Hawthorn has attached a bit of hume to its injury list.

Eagles legend Ben Cousins joins the boys to recap the West Coast 2006 Premiership Reunion, and Billy finishes us off with a fruity Blacksmith joke.

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Damian Barrett joins the boys to talk about all the positives and negatives from Round 8, plus the State of Origin schedule, and Brisbane's Whiteboard.

We want you to pat yourself on the back with the Monday Brag Artist, Billy highlights his top 5 moments on Triple M Footy from the weekend, and we pay tribute to Dennis Cometti - whose State Funeral was held today at Optus Stadium.

Freo Best Clubman winner Patrick Voss joins the boys to talk about their hot start to the season, and how a visit to the sauna landed him his partner.

Finally, Billy has a Star Wars Joke to celebrate May The 4th.

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Topics Brayshaw wants to know about your most idiotic moment, and Billy has some big news about Australia's chances at Eurovision.

Host of NFL Redzone Scott Hanson is in studio ahead of the 49ers and Rams game at the MCG in September - and he also has some positivity for JB's Cleveland Browns.

Billy has put together an enormous Idiot File, and the new AFL videogame is out with some footy legends.

Former Fremantle Dockers coach Chris Connolly calls in on the 20th anniversary of 'Sirengate', and Billy finishes with a fruity joke about an oddly-placed piece of lettuce. 

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Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary is in studio with the latest on Melbourne's CEO saga, and changes to the AFL draft, then Adrian and Sage battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz.

Billy has more footy news, including another blow to Collingwood's depleted forward line, then Sydney defender Nick 'The Lizard' Blakey calls in ahead of their game against the Dees on Sunday.

Billy has a brand new segment full of fun facts, JB is not pleased with some of our more potty-mouthed guests recently, and Billy finishes with a joke about Dolphins. 

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JB has his chest puffed out for Tuesday Brag Artist, then Port Adelaide's Ollie Wines calls in to preview Showdown 59, and share some words of wisdom from his dad.

St KIlda co-captain Callum Wilkie is in studio after the Saints huge win over West Coast, Billy has breaking news on Oscar Allen and a Wacky World of William, then JB has roadworks in his sights with his Traffic Party.

Finally, Billy has not one, not two, but THREE jokes to close the show.

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Damian Barrett is in studio for his positives and negatives from Round 7 - as Greg Swann announces changes to the ARC process following two odd decisions on the weekend.

Billy has demanded some more love from JB, before we speak to Moguls Gold Medallist Cooper Wods about his sensational performance in Milan.

Billy has a new segment, and he whips through his favourite Triple M Footy moments from the weekend, then we finish with his joke about roleplay.

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North Melbourne captain Nick Larkey is in studio after getting engaged - and he has a brand new impersonation. Then we give one massive NFL fan the experience of a lifetime with 49ers Legend Joe Montana.

Supercars' newest race winner Kai Allen is in studio to celebrate his big win, then it's Billy's Idiot song to a Pearl Jam classic.

AFL icon Gary Ablett Jr is in studio as he prepares to take on Gary Rohan in the Carlton Draft, and Billy finishes the week with another reheated joke about an awkward moment in the doctor's office.

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Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary has all the headlines before Round 7, including a possible return for a St Kilda superstar, and more injury worries at the Doggies.

Troy and James battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, then the boys speak to Kiwi-born Aussie sprinter Eddie Osei-Nketia - who just ran a 9.84 second 100m time.

JB and Billy discuss the latest round of AFL fixture ideas, Geelong and Sydney star Gary Rohan is in studio ahead of his Carlton Draft game against Gary Ablett Jr, and Billy has a joke about a nudist colony to finish the show.

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Daisy Thomas is in studio to talk about ANZAC Day footy, as he lists his top 5 moments between Essendon and Collingwood.

Topics Brayshaw asks how you know you're getting old, then Billy has some news you might've missed.

Aussie cricketer Matthew Wade calls in after pulling on the boots for Lauderdale in the Tassie league, then Collingwood champion Scott Pendlebury joins the show as he prepares to join the Thursday Rub team this week.

Finally, Billy has a joke about a cross-eyed doctor.

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Damian Barrett is in studio with his positives and negatives from Round 6, then Billy starts off Monday Brag Artist by helping out an old lady with her car... sort of.

Our favourite moments from Triple M Footy over the weekend get a look in Billy's 5 at 5:05, JB wonders why the hell budgie smugglers seem to be back in fashion, and Glenn Robbins is in ahead of the premiere of Glenn and Mick's Celebrity Intervention tonight on Channel 7.

Finally, Billy has a joke about bank robbers that you've definitely heard before.

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From Billy's toughest opponents, to JB losing his wallet, to the worst I Spy game ever played - join what could possibly be the last Rush Hour Road Trip.

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Former Essendon Captain Dyson Heppell joins the boys to talk about Run The Tan, plus his new career as Collingwood development coach, then Topics Rabs has a story about a possum.

Herbie is in studio with some social media feedback from our Gather Round Road Trip, as well as some big news for 2027, then we hear an extended edition of Billy's Idiot File.

Geelong star Jeremy Cameron calls in ahead of Mark Blicavs' 300th game tomorrow night against the Doggies, then Billy finishes with a joke about a firetruck.

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Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary is in studio with all the AFL headlines - including Zak Butters, Gather Round's future, and his shocking question to Essendon's Thomas Edwards.

Daniel and Emma battle it out for some sick bumper stickers in the Hump Day Quiz, then Billy debuts a brand new segment - and he's demanding complete seriousness from the team.

Some more footy news comes to hand from WA, then Hawthorn's Karl Amon chats to the guys before e plays game 200 this weekend - against his old mob.

Finally, Billy has a joke about a teenager and his risque bedroom items to close the show.

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Topics Brownless wants to know what you've stolen from work, and Max Gawn joins the show with an idea for Gather Round, and to celebrate the great Jim Stynes.

Billy has a Craft Attack after Gout Gout's celebrations were cut short, JB shares what his wife did t annoy him during their road trip, and Victoria Racing Club CEO Kylie Rogers is in to talk about the ANZAC Stakes, and how she and her late husband came up with the name for Gather Round.

Finally, Billy has two jokes... and he needs a special friend to help tell them.

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Damian Barrett is in studio with his positives and negatives from Gather Round - plus an update on Zak Butters' abusive language allegation.

A very weird Monday Brag Artist sees a caller receiving the Oscars music for the very first time, then Billy has his favourite moments from Gather Round, and the boys reflect on their road trip.

Melbourne Vixens' shooter Sophie Garbin is in studio ahead of their top-of-the-table clash with the Adelaide Thunderbirds on the weekend, and Billy finishes with a joke about a misunderstanding with the darl.

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The boys recap their drive to Adelaide, featuring I Spy and Billy singing his favourite tune, before we hear him on Kevin Bartlett's podcast.

Alex Carey calls in ready for the Crows game tonight, Irish Crow Mark Keane calls in as he recovers from a broken foot, and Hawks legend Dermott Brereton returns to Triple M to help explain why JB never appeared in an EJ Whitten Legends Game.

We revisit an appearance from the boys on Channel 7 this morning, there's a road-trip-themed Idiot Song, and Billy has a joke about a dog cleaning itself to close the show.

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Once Billy does get there, he kicks us off with the All Sports Report, then Mitch Cleary calls in from Sturt's training ground with the latest AFL headlines.

Nine iconic Australian sounds have been inducted into the National Film and Sound Archive, so we've got a couple of our own sounds to nominate. Then JB has spotted a Brownless schedule-clash in the paper.

Billy got bored during the road trip so he called up another radio station to get on air, then Boody and Adam battle it out for a chance at $10k with the Hump day Quiz.

Billy has some last minute footy news - including some big ins at GWS, then Adelaide's unofficial Mayor Mark Ricciuto calls in with some tourism tips.

Finally, Billy has a car wash joke and a sick bird joke to close the show.

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Damian Barrett is in with his positives and negatives from Round 4, before Topics Brownless gets rinsed by Todd from Barwon Heads.

Billy takes us through his favourite moments from the weekend of sport, and we have a special announcement for Gather Round - one that not even JB knew anything about.

Essendon legend James Hird calls in from Adelaide ahead of Channel 9's Gather Round Spectacular tonight - and Billy has one very important question for him.

Finally, Billy has a joke about his wife's new bra.

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Matt Shirvington is in studio to talk about The Good Friday Appeal - but he's also pumped up about the rivalry between Gout Gout and Lachie Kennedy.

Billy has all the Good Friday games happening in local footy tomorrow, then Taylor Walker rings in to celebrate the Adelaide 36ers winning Game 4 of the NBL Finals Series.

Billy has an Address to the Nation amidst all the uncertainty in the world, we have a giant Idiot File, then 2018 Brownlow Medallist Tom Mitchell joins us as he prepares to pull the boots back on.

Finally, Billy has a fruity joke about a man with a very long prison sentence.

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Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary is in studio with all the headlines coming into Round 4 - with some good news for Saints fans, then Todd and Keith battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz.

JB loves Melbourne players arriving at the ground in casual clothes, Jack Heverin calls into preview game 4 of the NBL Finals, and Billy takes a look at all the April Fool's Day gags sporting clubs went with today.

Hawthorn's Calsher and Maya Dear are in studio to raise awareness for Pancreatic Cancer with the Dare To Hope game on Easter Monday, then Billy finishes the show with a topical joke.

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Aussie comedy legend Tom Gleeson stops by to talk about his Melbourne International Comedy Festival show - and easily fends off Billy's heckles, then Topics Brownless wants to know when and where you've fallen over unusual.

Bernie Vince calls in to explain himself after being spotted celebrating with the South Australian Cricket Team after their Sheffield Shield win, Billy has a brand new segment, and Mitch Cleary has some breaking news from Geelong and GWS.

JB goes one-on-one with Aussie teen sprinting sensation Gout Gout as he looks back at the Maurie Plant Meet, as well as ahead to the LA and Brisbane Olympics.

Finally, Billy tells a joke about a man who got fired from the Pepsi factory.

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Damian Barrett is in studio with his positives and negatives from Round 3, plus some mail on Bernie Vince. Then we want you to pump yourself up with Monday Brag Artist.

Sheffield Shield Final Player of the Match Nathan McAndrew calls in amidst their celebrations - plus we get a surprise appearance from the Rooster Jake Fraser-McGurk, then Billy shares his top five moments from Triple M Footy across the weekend.

Former Hawthorn and North Melbourne star Josh Gibson is in studio as he prepares to pull on the boots again for the Carlton Draft, and Billy finishes with a joke about a man receiving the silent treatment.

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Topics Brownless goes with a classic, GWS Giant Phoenix Gothard calls in before taking on the Pies tomorrow night, and Xander McGuire has all the Round 3 headlines - plus details on the NFL game at the MCG in September.

Greg Rust tells us whether McLaren can get their act together in Japan this weekend, and Billy's Idiot Song is by a band who he allegedly got on the beers with in Singapore.

Australia's Fastest Man Lachie Kennedy calls in as prepares to defend his 200m crown at this weekend's Maurie Plant Meet, and Billy finishes with a joke that involves singing... you've been warned.

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Ch7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary is in studio with all the headlines ahead of Round 3 - but first he has some explaining to do to JB after some derogatory comments on the Sunday Rub.

Glen and Jason battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, then The Brother Jason Richardson is in to preview the Maurie Plant Meet, a big weekend of racing, and the Stawell Gift.

Billy has prepared a statement after a disastrous craft attack yesterday, then Collingwood highlight reel Jamie Elliott joins the boys for the first time in 12 years - as he talks about Bobby Hill's return to the club, whether Jordan De Goey actually knows who Billy is, and he has some mail on one of our off-air staff.

Finally, Billy has a joke about a man with some heart issues.

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SA Cricketer Jason Sangha joins the boys ahead of the Sheffield Shield Final that begins on Thursday - but have a listen to how many sandwich-related names Billy gives to Jason.

Topics Warren wants to know what two words you never want to hear together, Billy's worried about the plethora of hamstring injuries in the AFL, and he has some craft around some AFL footy songs.

Melbourne Vixen Jo Weston is in studio ahead of their game against the Mavericks this weekend, and Billy finishes with a joke about a stutterer.

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Damian Barrett is in studio with his positives and negatives from AFL Round 2, then it's time to puff out your chest with Monday Brag Artist.

Billy recaps his favourite moments from the weekend on Triple M Footy, JB's Traffic party makes a comeback, and world-renowned comedian Stephen K Amos joins the boys ahead of the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.

Finally, Billy has a joke about a mouse and a duck to close the show.

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Aussie bodybuilder Kwame Duah struts his massive frame into the studio, and Billy takes to him with a measuring tape. Then JB has his own piece of craft to share.

Topics Brayshaw wants to know how men and women are different, and we speak to Greg Rust about the kerfuffle with Formula 1's new cars, plus a potential new Supercars race in Wollongong.

Billy has a bit more wrappy, plus an enormous Idiot File. Then Victorian cricketers Campbell Kellaway and Ollie Peake are in studio ahead of the Sheffield Shield Final next week against SA.

Finally, Billy outsources his joke one last time to Rush Hour Family member Jackson - who has a gag about a frisky military general. 

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Mitch Cleary still comes in as he has plenty to talk about, including the can of worms that's been opened up after Scott Pendlebury was cleared to play this weekend due to his good record.

Nick and Coz battle it out for a chance at $10k in the Hump Day Quiz, and we hit rewind to find out what Billy said at the end of the quiz.

Billy reckoons AFL players are pronouncing their own names wrong, Herbie is in with some social media feedback, then Dave Hughes is in studio fresh from a convincing tennis victory to talk about his beloved Blues, and his new show at this year's Melbourne International COmedy Festival.

Finally, Billy turns to Rush Hour Family member Tasha for a joke about St Kilda and a magic lamp.

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Melbourne captain Max Gawn is in studio after their win over the Saints, and debate rages over how to pronounce Jacob Van Rooyen's name.

Topics Brownless hits a new low, then as the Herald Sun releases its 50 most powerful AFL figures list - Billy has his own.

We flashback to when Noah Anderson cheated on a quiz with us in 2020, then Adelaide's Riley Thilthorpe calls in to compare bench press PBs with Billy.

Billy appeared on another radio show to tell an Irish Joke, then he finishes our show with a Winnie the Pooh joke from Rush Hour family member Jessica.

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Damian Barrett is in studio with his positives and negatives from Round 1 - and we look back at him giving Billy a massive clip for attempting to break news. Then it's time for Monday Brag Artist.

Billy replays his five favourite Triple M Footy moments from the weekend, JB has seen something the show can steal from this year's Oscars, and North Melbourne debutant Tom Blamires is in studio after his fantastic first game.

Finally, Billy is outsourcing his joke to give you a chance to spend an awesome weekend at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival thanks to Rydges Hotels

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South-East Melbourne Phoenix coach Josh King is in studio ahead of their must-win game against Adelaide 36ers on Saturday - but he does have a tale about when he learned just how good Andrew Gaze was at hoops.

Topics Brayshaw wants to know when you've been ripped off, Billy is back with a 2nd wrappy, and we have an enormous Idiot FIle - now with a special addition!

New North Melbourne Captain Nick Larkey is in studio as they kick off their season on Sunday, then Billy has a fruity newlyweds joke to finish the week.

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Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary is in studio for the first of his weekly appearances with the latest footy news - including potential changes to the AFL's Drug Policy, and Hawthorn's Scissor Lift drama.

Zane and Mitch battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, and we want you to help Billy with his jokes.

Mick Molloy calls in to preview tonight's episode of Front Bar, then it's the Wacky World of William - with a HR warning for JB.

Billy goes one-on-one with Hawthorn champion Jack Gunston, then finishes the show with a joke about a precariously placed golf ball.

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West Coast superstar Harley Reid calls in before they begin their 2026 season on Sunday, but he also reflects on his career so far, media hype, and a run-in with JB at the Big Bash.

Topics Brownless wants to know what you've had thrown at you unusual, then Demons recruit Brody Mihocek is in studio chatting about his move from the Pies.

Billy takes our off-air team apart for getting ahead of themselves, then finishes the show with a joke about a seriously injured man getting no support from his wife.

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We revisit the two times Billy has tried to interrupt a game at Ikon Park, speak to F1 Academy driver Joanne Ciconte, and look at how one 'little' cockup ended up in several songs.

Then, Billy bakes coffee wankers, and we look back at a very clever... if unscrupulous Uber Driver.

Billy translates Norwegian, takes on allegedly lazy tradies, and has an English language meltdown of epic proportions.

Then, JB and Billy speak to Richmond's Jacob Hopper, and Billy gives us a joke about yet another protest. 

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Kevin Dotson and Kyren Williams from the NFL's LA Rams are in studio to hype up their MCG match against the San Francisco 49ers in September, and we're giving away an awesome Crossray BBQ - and all you have to do is tell us what pisses you off.

Billy is back with some late-breaking footy news, we have a giant edition of the Idiot FIle, three-time Winter Olympic Medallist Scotty James is in studio, and we finish with Billy's Olympic-themed joke.

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Melbourne United star Jesse Edwards is in studio ahead of their knockout final against Tassie tomorrow night, then Hayley and Evan battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz.

Something reminded us of a classic Billy cockup, then we get to the All Sports Report and some very exciting cricket news.

Australia's youngest F1 Academy racing driver Joanne Ciconte is in studio as she prepares for the next phase of her racing career, then Billy goes with an Irish joke to finish the show.

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Topics Brownless wants to know what you recently tried for the first time, and we're reminded of a classic line from Jay Z Clark.

Herby is in studio for Billywood - as Kim Kardashian is rumoured to be visiting Melbourne for the Grand Prix, and Delta Goodrem is announced as Australia's contestant in this year's Eurovision Song Contest.

Billy has found the audition tapes of some other noted singers who weren't nominated for Eurovision, then we've found some audio of Nick Riewoldt that Billy is NOT happy with.

Richmond's Jacob Hopper is in studio - where he learns that his family history intersects way too closely with Billy's, and Billy finishes the show with a joke about a young girl stranded with a flat tyre.

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Damian Barrett joins the show for the first time in 2026 with the washup from the AAMI Community Series games, then we ask you to pump yourself up with Monday Brag Artist.

Billy has his top 5 Triple M Footy highlights from the AAMI Community Series, then JB tells us what he got up to during his time off.

Nick Riewoldt calls in after his own big-offseason as he prepares for a very busy week, then Billy finishes with a joke for your kids.

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Can they get all 20 questions correct?

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UFC Featherweight Champion Alexander Volkanovski calls in with a special offer for those in Melbourne, then Greg Rust has the latest on Jack Doohan receiving death threats, and a spying scandal in the Supercars.

Billy is in trouble with AFL House for his actions at Ikon Park, then Essendon Captain Andy McGrath is in studio to talk Bombers, plus Canada's performance in Milan.

We pay tribute to Daisy with a farewell montage, US streamer Paco Luciano calls in from Las Vegas after watching highlights of Billy and Daisy, and Billy rounds out the weekend with a joke from a romantic restaurant.

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A chaotic All Sports Report features another story out of Norway, Peter V'Landys has taken another shot at the AFL, then Daisy casts his eye over the Demons and Kangas in his A-W 2026 AFL Season Previews.

Michael and Zach battle it out for a massive prize in the Hump Day Quiz, then we preview our chat with US Streamer Paco Luciano before his appearance on the show tomorrow.

Carlton development coach Jordan Russell joins the boys boundary-side, then Nat Fyfe is at the MCG for the Amazon Prime Inside the AFL red carpet.

Daisy took on a head honcho at the AFL in a 9s Game, then Billy finishes with a joke - where he almost goes full 'wrinklest'

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NBL MVP Bryce Cotton calls in after winning his 6th Andrew Gaze Trophy last night, then Daisy runs his eye over the Cats in his A-W 2026 AFL Season Preview.

Topics Warren wants to know who you share your name with, Billy has his review of Bali, Daisy's back with a season preview for Hawthorn, and we find out about Marcus Bontempelli's legendary game for Marcellin College.

Former Demon and Eagle Jayden Hunt is in studio talking about his new venture - trying to become a golf pro, then Billy has a joke about a robbed man who stands more to lose than just his belongings.

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Carlton recruit Ollie Florent is in studio, then it's time for you pat yourself on the back with Monday Brag Artist.

Daisy throws Isaac under the bus with some off-air blunders, then Isaac throws everyone under the bus with his 5 at 5.05 poorly researched questions.

Daisy continues his A-W 2026 AFL Season Previews with the GWS Giants, and Bulldogs coach Luke Beveridge has written a song.

Two-time Winter Games gold medallist Jakara Anthony calls in from Italy to celebrate her Dual Moguls win, then Billy has a joke all the way from Bali.

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This week, JB cops an almighty sledge from an umpire, Billy goes Go-Kart racing, we ask you what you didn't know about your partner, JB visits the Sherrin Factory, Stephen K Amos drops by, and an app tells us how old Billy looks.

Then, Daisy Thomas previews the Gold Coast Suns' season, JB gets recognised at a cafe, we do the Fat's on Fire Quiz, Billy Bakes a new Victorian law, and we hear the infamous Feather Droplet and Brick joke

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Essendon's Nic Martin and Archie Roberts are in studio, and Topics Smith has a very popular phoner idea.

Kate McCarthy calls in from Canberra ahead of the 2nd Women's T20 between Australia and India, and Isaac puts together a Top 5 list of people who probably were too imbibed to be on air.

Greg Rust calls in with more info on Adelaide taking the Moto GP from Phillip Island, then we have an enormous Idiot File.

Finally, Billy has sent in a joke from Bali... and it's a little yuck.

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Triple M Footy's Stevie J comes in with a dark horse for this year's AFL Premiership, then Kelly and Ryan battle it out in a very shambolic Hump Day Quiz.

Daisy puts Fremantle under the gun in his A-W 2026 AFL Season previews, and the best caller in footy Jack Heverin storms in riled up at Billy.

Adelaide 36ers star Zylan Cheatham calls in ahead of their game against the Perth Wildcats on Friday - while Billy reads some of his more unusual tweets.

Finally, before he jets off to Bali, Billy finishes us off with one his old favourite jokes.

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Comedian Nick Cody is in studio to talk about his new tour, and how a Super Bowl party with Brendan Fevola almost cost him his marriage.

Topics Thomas wants to know what you've had confiscated at airport security, Billy has made some Rush Hour fortune cookies to celebrate Chinese New Year, Daisy's A-W 2026 AFL Season Preview continues with Essendon, and we have an apology to make to one of our guests.

Brisbane co-captain Harris Andrews calls in ahead of a practice game against the Blues tomorrow, and Billy finishes with a joke about a cheating husband.

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Xander McGuire calls in with the fallout from State of Origin - including an injury update on Jacob Weitering.

Herby is in studio to help out with the Wacky World of William - with some news from Milan, and we ask you to pump yourself up with Monday Brag Artist.

Billy's 5 at 5:05 looks at some of the best coaching sprays of all time, Daisy runs his eye over Collingwood in his 2026 AFL season preview, then Australian Survivor: Redemption host David Genat helps us with a tribal council to vote someone off the show.

Finally, Billy has a joke about a chicken.

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Melbourne Storm superstar Ryan Papenhuyzen joins the boys as he talks about his next career move, then Daisy runs an eye over the Blues in his A-W 2026 AFL Season Previews.

Topics Thomas wants to know about your quickest round trip to an event, and South Australian Premier Peter Malinauskas jumps on the mic to talk about several of his big plans for the state over the next few years.

Daisy had an issue at airport security this morning, Billy's Idiot Song is set to an Elvis Presley classic, we get a live on-air marriage proposal, and Billy finishes with a joke about food.

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Australian Women's Cricket Team captain Sophie Molineux calls in, then Topics Brownless wants to know what you'd win gold in if there was an Everyday Olympics.

Brian Taylor calls in to reflect on his performance in the 1986 State of Origin game, and we try to work out what he was playing for Victoria when he grew up in WA.

Billy has an update on the Norwegian Biathlete who begged his girlfriend to take him back after winning a Bronze medal in Milan, and Greg Rust calls in from Bathurst ahead of the 12-hour race this weekend.

Daisy continues to A-W AFL Season Previews with the Brisbane Lions, and Dallas Cowboys cheerleader Faith Ward joins us to talk about her wild career journey.

Finally, Billy has a joke about the movies... and we're really not sure about it.

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Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary is in studio with all the pre-season headlines, and an official Rush Hour announcement. Then Simon and Paul battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz.

Daisy's having carpark issues this week, and he begins his club by club AFL season preview with a look at the Crows.

A new travel policy means Billy might never be going back to Singapore, and Sri Lankan cricketing legend Kumar Sangakkara is in studio to talk about his new restaurant Ministry of Crab alongside Head Chef Dharshan Munidasa.

Finally, Billy has a joke about a wolf bite to close us out.

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Former Alpine Skier Jono Bauer calls in to tell us which Aussies can win medals in Milan, then Billy responds to accusations from the Mick In The Morning team that he stole Nick Riewoldt's air fryer from the office.

Topics Thomas wants to know about the unusual thing you found in your house, we've got more footy news from Essendon and Collingwood, and we put State of Origin tickets up for grabs as WA listeners tell us why the west is better than Victoria.

Melbourne Demons captain Max Gawn is in studio to talk State of Origin and what to expect from the Dees this year, then Billy made us wait 24 hours - but he's got the joke that he couldn't find yesterday.

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We want to hear about something amazing you did in Monday Brag Artist, then Marcus Bontempelli is in studio to talk State of Origin, his wedding, and a big fine he got in the mail.

The wrappy is so huge we broke it into two parts, then Billy takes aim at everyone who can't pronounce 'phenomenon' correctly.

Snowboarding champion Scotty James joins the show from Milan before he tries to win his first Olympic gold medal, then Billy has a joke that hits a bit close to home.

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We start with the full story behind Billy's complete meltdown when ushering our great mate Danny Frawley out of the studio, before he takes on Michael Klim in a swimming race, and we hear a motorsport update from Greg Rust - with some famous numbers being handed over in the Supercars.

We give away an epic prize to LIV Golf Adelaide next weekend, JB wants to go on a train trip, and we hear the debut of Billy-Oke.

Billy and Daisy have your weekend sorted with all the sport you can get around, then it's the Fat's On Fire Quiz - and after the team failed at question 8 last week, can they go all the way?

Then, we revisit erotic fiction writer Eva Sless joining JB and Billy in studio, where she wrote a short story that featured both of them! (EXPLICIT)

Finally, we hear Billy's first ever joke. 

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Topics Brownless wants to know when you've let the cat out of the bag, before a surprise visitor hijacks the topic.

Billy has done an IQ Test with some amazing results, Daisy fires up at some Patrick Cripps critics, and we have an enormous Idiot File from Billy.

Former Rugby League star and I'm A Celebrity contestant Luke Bateman is in studio, and Billy wraps us up with a joke about Little Johnny.

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North Melbourne ruckman Tristan Xerri calls in after being announced as part of Victoria's State of Origin team, then Clint and Tom battle it out for a Taylormade Qi4D Driver in the Hump Day Quiz.

Cardiologist Dr Martin Hiscock talks about the importance of heart health and getting a calcium score, then Daisy relays an amazing story of a Perth kid swimming 4km to save his family.

Billy takes a look at some of the new laws of cricket, we've got an epic prize to LIV Golf Adelaide, and Gold Coast Suns superstar Touk Miller is in studio.

Finally after some creepiness, Billy finishes with a joke about his girlfriend's lazy eye.

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Carlton captain Patrick Cripps is in studio to talk State of Origin and the Blues, then Topics Thomas wants to know when you've given someone famous a lift, or been given a lift by someone famous.

We've got more exclusive vision of Billy crashing a 21st birthday party on a bus, we've got an update from the boxer that lost his toupee mid-fight, and we have an epic prize to LIV Golf Adelaide for you to win.

South-East Melbourne Phoenix star import John Brown III joins the boys in studio for a hilarious chat, then Billy finishes the show with two jokes.

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Swimming legend Michael Klim calls in from Bali to share his story of suffering with CIDP (Chronic Inflammatory Demyelinating Polyneuropathy) - before his Australian Story episode airs tonight on the ABC.

We've got so many phoner ideas that we've combined them into one big choose your own adventure, then Billy runs through the top 5 celebrities the Rush Hour interviewed before they were famous.

Billy has a Grammys Red Carpet report, then 16yo skier Indra Brown calls in before she heads to Milan for the Winter Olympics.

Finally, Billy has a Christmas-themed joke... in February

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We have found the original audio of when Billy invented a new band, and he got his face on a urinal in a regional Victorian pub. Then we want to know if getting married gave you a funny name.

Ventriloquist extraordinaire David Strassman was in studio along with his buddy Chuck, then JB has a letter that he wrote to himself from 1989.

Billy and Daisy get you across the weekend's sporting action, JB and Billy chat to the bloke from the Old Spice "I'm on a horse" commercial, then it's time for the Fat's On Fire Quiz. Can Billy and the team get through 20 questions?

Campbell Brown invades the studio for a little surprise, we hear the very first Idiot Song, and a joke from Billy that he completely and utterly slaughtered.

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We kick things off with the All Sports Report, then Topics Brownless wants to know when you made the news.

Herby is in with some social media feedback, we have a surprise What's For Dinner, and Channel 9's James Bracey previews the Australian Open Semi-Finals.

Daisy asks Billy to pronounce some very tricky tennis names, we hear an Idiot Song for Billy's birthday, Tom Mitchell calls in after announcing his retirement from footy, and Billy has a fruity Thursday joke about Pinocchio to finish the show.

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Hawthorn's Conor Nash calls in after recently becoming an official Australian citizen, then Regina and Andy battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz.

We take a look at some other celebrity birthdays today, Topics Thomas wants to know how you can tell it's bloody hot, then Billy reflects on his days playing State of Origin.

Nic Naitanui calls in from WA as he prepares to call the AFL's State of Origin game for Channel 7, then Billy finishes his birthday show with a joke about a honeymoon gone wrong.

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Nat Yoannidis joins the boys from Melbourne Park with all the latest, as Alex De Minaur tries to take down Carlos Alcaraz in tonight's Quarter Final.

Rabs tells us about the Foo Fighters gig in Launceston, and Topics Thomas wants to know when you've had a calendar conflict.

Laurie Evans calls in from Perth amidst the Scorchers ongoing title celebrations - and he sounds a little worse for wear. Then Craft Brownless is tickled by a strange accident at the Tour Down Under.

Billy's Top 5 takes an alarming turn, then we call Emily at the Victoria Hotel in Ouyen, Victoria - which today was expected to be the hottest town on Earth.

Finally, Billy has a joke about a farting duck.

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