Darren's pranks on Kfm Mornings (past episodes)

Monday Motivation| Get some sleep

Mon, 30 Jan 2023 08:40:50 +0000

Today's Motivation is brought to you by Matthew Paul Walker, an English scientist and professor of neuroscience and psychology at the University of California, Berkeley. Matthew has a special interest in sleep and it's impact on human health.

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Circles are pointless

Mon, 15 Aug 2022 06:39:13 +0000

Every Monday on Kfm Mornings, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random citizen and tells them he's an official from the Senseless Bureau of South Africa.

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Producer Brad sings about the return of the booze ban

Fri, 24 Jul 2020 06:42:59 +0000

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Recorded sound bite enrages Joey Rasdien

Fri, 13 Mar 2020 07:33:08 +0000

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Darren - Senseless surveys

Mon, 26 Nov 2018 06:46:23 +0000

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Darren's Prank - Chat up the telemarketer

Fri, 23 Nov 2018 07:28:28 +0000

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Darren's Prank - This isn't a scam right?

Tue, 20 Nov 2018 06:38:58 +0000

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Darren's - Senseless Survey

Mon, 19 Nov 2018 06:31:08 +0000

Darren's at it again with his senseless survey, trying to see how long he can keep a listner on the line with the most outrageous questions every monday at 8:10 am.

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Darren's Prank - The car fixer

Fri, 16 Nov 2018 07:15:58 +0000

This morning Darren took the ,micky out of a listner by telling them he broke thier car. The gentleman was not impressed.

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Darren's Prank - Senseless Survey 12 November 2018

Mon, 12 Nov 2018 10:59:28 +0000

Another Monday, another unsuspecting person being pranked for the Senseless Survey.

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Producer Brad - WhatsApp responses

Thu, 08 Nov 2018 07:55:53 +0000

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Darren Prank - Employee snatch

Wed, 07 Nov 2018 06:40:01 +0000

Darren Called Bruce to get a refrence of two current employees to work for his new reps company, Bruce wasn't too happy.

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Darren's Prank - Senseless Survey

Mon, 05 Nov 2018 06:32:38 +0000

Darren lines up a few questions as a survey to see how far he can push a random caller

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Darren's Prank - Contaminated evidence

Thu, 01 Nov 2018 06:57:07 +0000

This morning Darren called a cleaning company to tell them they cleaned up a crime scene.

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Darren's Prank - Halloween scare

Wed, 31 Oct 2018 07:01:06 +0000

Darren called a man to help him with an haunted house sitituation

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Senseless Survey

Mon, 29 Oct 2018 06:39:43 +0000

Every monday Darren plays the senseless survey, lets see how far He gets today

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Darren Prank - Have you gotten your Picnic Pants

Fri, 26 Oct 2018 07:01:39 +0000

Darren called Mr. Smit this morning and tried to sell this man some amazing Picnic Pants.

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Darren's Pranks - The Fake "United Nations" must pay back the money

Thu, 25 Oct 2018 06:40:46 +0000

Darren tried to convince the United nations or at least the fake one to pay back the money.

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Senseless Survey - 22 October

Mon, 22 Oct 2018 06:49:37 +0000

Listen to the crazy questionnaire Darren put together this week.

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Darren's Prank - The relentless telemarketer

Fri, 19 Oct 2018 09:06:15 +0000

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Darren Prank - I can only give you one new boob at a time

Thu, 18 Oct 2018 07:29:12 +0000

Throwback Thursday today we play a prank where Darren called a woman who was due to go for breast implants. He posed as the Doctor with some interesting news...

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Darren's Prank - A tow a day keeps the petrol away

Thu, 11 Oct 2018 06:40:49 +0000

This morning Darren called a Tow truck company to give him a lift to work every day, by towing his car.

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Darren's Prank - Do you have an electric razor?

Fri, 05 Oct 2018 07:36:30 +0000

Have a listen as Darren heads back to the love phone chat room...

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Darren pranks Jamie Oliver's Fifteen restuarant

Thu, 04 Oct 2018 08:31:39 +0000

If you thought anyone was safe from Darren's pranks, think again!

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Who remembers dialling 1023?

Tue, 02 Oct 2018 08:29:36 +0000

Remember back in the day when you dialed 1026 as a directory and there was a lady who was always there to answer the phone? Well, Darren managed to track her down!

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Senseless Survey - 01 October 2018

Mon, 01 Oct 2018 06:56:31 +0000

How many crazy questions do you think Darren can get through this week?

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Darren's Matric Dance Services

Fri, 28 Sep 2018 07:16:19 +0000

Do you need help asking your girl to your Matric dance? Darren's here to help!

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Exam Tricks

Thu, 27 Sep 2018 07:41:41 +0000

Writing an exam can be quite difficult but what would you do if someone lost your exam and were forced to rewrite it? Listen below to find out what happens when Darren gets involved.

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Senseless Survey - 03 September 2018

Mon, 03 Sep 2018 07:36:48 +0000

How many crazy questions do you think Darren can get through this week?

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Friendship or Car?

Fri, 31 Aug 2018 06:53:37 +0000

Would you give your best friend a car you'd won?

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Guess That Anthem

Thu, 30 Aug 2018 08:05:59 +0000

Do you recognise our national anthem easily? You'd be suprised how many people don't!

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Table Top Tantrum

Wed, 29 Aug 2018 06:56:47 +0000

Ever gotten a water mark on a very expensive table?

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Dentist Prank

Tue, 07 Aug 2018 09:01:55 +0000

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Senseless Survey - 6 August 2018

Mon, 06 Aug 2018 06:34:56 +0000

Every Monday on Kfm Mornings, Darren calls an unsuspecting victim and tries to get through his entire list of crazy questions on his Senseless Survey before he gets caught out!

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The Puppy Scam

Fri, 03 Aug 2018 07:23:34 +0000

There's a puppy scam going around, have you heard of it?

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Duplicated Dillema

Thu, 02 Aug 2018 06:57:26 +0000

What happens when this unsuspecting victim has to deal with Darren with regards to her Edgars account?

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A Letter To Mom

Wed, 01 Aug 2018 06:24:11 +0000

In celebration of Women's Month Darren found a song dedicated to all the moms out there

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Passionate about his BMW

Tue, 31 Jul 2018 06:29:33 +0000

What happens when Darren pushes this BMW driver to the limit?

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Senseless Survey - 30 July 2018

Mon, 30 Jul 2018 06:52:18 +0000

Every Monday on Kfm Mornings, Darren calls an unsuspecting victim and tries to get through his entire list of crazy questions on his Senseless Survey before he gets caught out!

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Turning The Tables On The Telemarketer #KfmMornings

Thu, 26 Jul 2018 06:47:32 +0000

The rule with telemarketers is if they call you they're not allowed to hang up on you, you have to be the one to end the call, well... that is until this unsuspecting telemarketer got Darren on the phone.

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Diabetic Debacle

Wed, 25 Jul 2018 06:34:56 +0000

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The Phone Buddy System

Tue, 17 Jul 2018 06:43:32 +0000

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Senseless Survey - 16 July 2018

Mon, 16 Jul 2018 07:01:58 +0000

How many crazy questions do you think Darren can get through this week.

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"Accidental" Costs

Fri, 13 Jul 2018 06:38:59 +0000

How far can Darren push this unsuspecting victim?

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When your ex gets married

Thu, 12 Jul 2018 06:54:52 +0000

There's alot of emotions you go through when your ex gets married! But what happens when Darren gets involved?

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Cat Lady Gets Catty

Tue, 10 Jul 2018 16:50:30 +0000

Darren gets the Tygerberg Animal Hospital in on this one.

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Rat in your phone

Thu, 05 Jul 2018 06:47:27 +0000

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Voicemail Interrupted

Wed, 04 Jul 2018 15:55:28 +0000

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Annoying Millennial Jargon

Thu, 28 Jun 2018 07:56:00 +0000

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Disturbing The Peace

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 07:15:32 +0000

What happens when the neighbours just can take any more noise?

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Cello Wars

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 17:41:51 +0000

Don't ever mess with a woman and her cello, but what happens when Darren does?

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Shedding Some Positive Light On Eskom

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 06:39:26 +0000

Darren decided to show Eskom employees some love

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Darren Is Terrified Of Snakes

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 07:02:22 +0000

Did you know that Darren has serious Ophidiophobia (fear of snakes)?

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Senseless Survey - 18 June 2018

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 06:49:54 +0000

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Represent Your City

Thu, 14 Jun 2018 07:38:01 +0000

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Payback To Dad

Tue, 12 Jun 2018 06:48:04 +0000

It's always a good laugh when a son collobarates with Darren from #KfmMornings to prank a dad. Click on it to listen to it.

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Senseless Survey - 11 June 2018

Mon, 11 Jun 2018 08:57:31 +0000

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Instant Justice - 6 June 2018

Wed, 06 Jun 2018 07:38:16 +0000

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Donating Blood

Wed, 06 Jun 2018 06:50:21 +0000

What happens when Darren gets donating blood wrong?

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Pranking Grandpa Louis

Tue, 05 Jun 2018 07:32:35 +0000

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Taunting The Telemarketer

Thu, 31 May 2018 07:58:12 +0000

How long do you think Darren can taunt this telemarketer before he hangs up?

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A fiancé and her diamonds

Tue, 29 May 2018 10:03:23 +0000

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Senseless Survey - 28 May 2018

Mon, 28 May 2018 07:42:06 +0000

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Organ Donation

Fri, 25 May 2018 06:55:56 +0000

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AB de Villiers Pranks his brother

Thu, 24 May 2018 07:33:37 +0000

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Stars from the Apollo: Simon Evans

Wed, 23 May 2018 10:41:06 +0000

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Senseless Survey - 14 May 2018

Mon, 14 May 2018 06:51:12 +0000

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Hands off daddy's Girl

Wed, 09 May 2018 06:34:12 +0000

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Senseless survey 07 May 2018

Mon, 07 May 2018 10:22:36 +0000

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The telemarketers shocking scheme

Thu, 26 Apr 2018 07:45:12 +0000

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Applying for the SA Air Force

Tue, 24 Apr 2018 13:01:27 +0000

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Senseless Survey - 23 April 2018

Mon, 23 Apr 2018 07:59:17 +0000

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Tess Cosis-Cheaper

Wed, 18 Apr 2018 07:03:48 +0000

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WWE MAYHEM

Tue, 17 Apr 2018 06:48:18 +0000

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Work Accident Claim, Craig Style!

Thu, 12 Apr 2018 06:37:50 +0000

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Learners license test

Wed, 11 Apr 2018 11:38:12 +0000

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Senseless Survey - 09 April 2018

Mon, 09 Apr 2018 06:31:50 +0000

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Taxidermy

Fri, 06 Apr 2018 10:21:05 +0000

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Pawn Shop Mayhem

Wed, 04 Apr 2018 06:34:52 +0000

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Senseless Survey

Tue, 03 Apr 2018 07:40:03 +0000

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Buying property is a nightmare when Wackhead is involved

Thu, 29 Mar 2018 09:28:13 +0000

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Monday Senseless Survey 26 March

Mon, 26 Mar 2018 09:58:20 +0000

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Pizza Delivery Confusion

Fri, 23 Mar 2018 06:39:49 +0000

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The PG rated prank

Thu, 22 Mar 2018 09:56:53 +0000

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Hotdog Salesman

Tue, 20 Mar 2018 07:32:44 +0000

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Senseless Survey - 19 March 2018

Mon, 19 Mar 2018 06:39:52 +0000

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Ali Campbell prank

Thu, 15 Mar 2018 10:35:59 +0000

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Proof of payment

Tue, 13 Mar 2018 06:52:30 +0000

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Senseless Survey - 12 March 2018

Mon, 12 Mar 2018 07:35:10 +0000

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One boob - boob job

Thu, 08 Mar 2018 07:03:09 +0000

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Senseless Survey

Mon, 05 Mar 2018 13:59:38 +0000

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Mr T deals with a tow truck company

Wed, 28 Feb 2018 07:02:46 +0000

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Check Out These Guns - Darren's Prank

Thu, 15 Feb 2018 07:55:34 +0000

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ID-10-T virus

Thu, 08 Feb 2018 06:49:33 +0000

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'Rent a hubby'

Wed, 07 Feb 2018 10:43:31 +0000

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Senseless Survey - 05 Feb 2018

Mon, 05 Feb 2018 07:06:30 +0000

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The terrified tenant Vs. the terrifying estate agent

Fri, 02 Feb 2018 06:53:01 +0000

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Afrikaans one liner

Fri, 15 Dec 2017 08:23:37 +0000

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Doctor's appoinment

Thu, 14 Dec 2017 07:41:03 +0000

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Your golf swing is off scratch golfer

Wed, 13 Dec 2017 10:13:43 +0000

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