Weird News

Crabby for Crab Legs

Fri, 01 Mar 2019 16:52:00 +0000

Listen to the Weird News with Scott Hanson

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Naked Jogger Has Good Explanation

Thu, 02 Feb 2017 13:05:38 +0000

A female police officer spotted a naked man jogging........and she believed him!

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Couple Caught Making Whoopie in the Front Seat.....with Kids in the Back Seat....

Thu, 19 Jan 2017 13:07:55 +0000

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6 Year Old Daughter Hacks Mom's Phone.......

Thu, 29 Dec 2016 13:02:47 +0000

....and Goes on a Shopping Spree!

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DWI on a Golf Cart? You Bet!

Thu, 15 Dec 2016 13:06:49 +0000

Can you get a DWI on a Golf Cart? The answer in The Weird News

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Package Thief gets a package of .............

Wed, 14 Dec 2016 12:57:52 +0000

Surprise for a package thief

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Something Smelled Funky Under the Hotel Room Bed.............

Thu, 10 Nov 2016 12:57:41 +0000

It wasn't good..

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Silly String Fight at Walmart

Fri, 05 Feb 2016 13:08:16 +0000

A couple got in to a Silly String fight at Walmart.......on The Weird News!

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Car Salesman Taken on a WILD Ride!

Wed, 06 Jan 2016 06:00:00 +0000

Weird News for 1/6/16. Car Salesman Abuse!

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Bacon Scented Underwear! Really?

Fri, 27 Nov 2015 13:03:42 +0000

Weird News for 11/17/2015

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Drunk College Student Mistakes Police Car for a Cab.....OOPS!

Mon, 21 Sep 2015 15:11:12 +0000

It didn't turn out so well.....Weird News for 9/21/15

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What Happens When The Groundskeeper Mistakes Weed Killer For Fertilizer?

Thu, 17 Sep 2015 15:47:43 +0000

The Weird News has the answer!

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Carjacker can't adjust seat...gives up......

Mon, 20 Jul 2015 11:56:45 +0000

Weird news from 07/20/15

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Who would steal a hearse?

Fri, 17 Jul 2015 11:59:43 +0000

Weird News today.......really? A hearse?

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Weird News: Woman Uses Curling Iron While Driving

Wed, 06 May 2015 12:09:53 +0000

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"11 year Old Goes to School Dressed as Christian Grey for Dress-up Day"

Mon, 09 Mar 2015 16:54:09 +0000

Weird News for 3/9/15

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"Stealing Lottery Scratch tickets, a Worthless Crime"

Mon, 23 Feb 2015 16:23:26 +0000

Weird News for 2/23/15

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"Friends Don't Hold -Up Friends"

Fri, 16 Jan 2015 15:47:47 +0000

Weird News for 01/16/15

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"Large Popcorn, Extra Pepper Spray!" & "Breakfast Brawl at Mickey D's"

Wed, 12 Nov 2014 17:25:31 +0000

Weird News for 11/12/14

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"Hot Air Balloon Lands in Prison" & "Mom and Daughter Fight over Chicken Wings"

Mon, 10 Nov 2014 18:12:16 +0000

Weird News for 11/10/14

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"Alibi Doesn't Hold Water" & "Coyote Ugly!"

Tue, 28 Oct 2014 15:29:10 +0000

Weird News for 10-18-14

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"Parrot Disappears, Returns Speaking Spanish" & "Really Bad Santa"

Wed, 15 Oct 2014 15:00:28 +0000

Weird News for 10/15/14

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"Ear Worm? No, Ear Cricket!" & "Terror Error"

Wed, 08 Oct 2014 15:11:27 +0000

Weird News for 10/8/14

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"Nagging Wife Drives Hubby Up A Tree" & "Sharp Pain In The ............"

Tue, 07 Oct 2014 15:56:32 +0000

Weird News for 10/7/14

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"Crabs on a Plane" & "Scouts Encounter Crazy Neighbor"

Mon, 06 Oct 2014 18:42:05 +0000

Weird News for 10/6/14

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"Ref Outranks Cop in Football" & "Grandma Steers Grandson Wrong"

Thu, 04 Sep 2014 16:00:28 +0000

Weird News for 9/4/14

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"Burglar Takes a Naked Nap" & "$15,000 Closet"

Mon, 25 Aug 2014 17:37:06 +0000

Weird News for 8/25/14

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"Butter Spill on Interstate" & "Drunk Driving with 100 Chickens"

Mon, 04 Aug 2014 16:51:06 +0000

Weird News for 8/4/14

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"Cash Cab Cash Grab" & "Woman Steals a Horse, Then Steals some Beer"

Wed, 09 Jul 2014 16:21:24 +0000

Weird News for 7/9/14

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"Baby Born On Board" & "Copping a Kiss from a Cop"

Tue, 08 Jul 2014 16:53:57 +0000

Weird News for 7/8/14

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"Dazed, Confused, and Crazing a Burger" & "Pocket Full of Jello Shots"

Wed, 11 Jun 2014 17:10:32 +0000

Weird News for 6/11/14

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"3rd Graders have to pay to go potty" & "Cannabis Cat"

Tue, 27 May 2014 16:56:05 +0000

Weird News

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"A Man Wants to be buried with his Dog" & "Adult shot for not buying beer for teen"

Mon, 19 May 2014 16:47:50 +0000

Weird News for 5/19/14

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"Chubby Wubby Parent" & "Bank Robber's Close Shave"

Thu, 15 May 2014 16:14:55 +0000

Weird News for 5/15/14

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"Panties In A Bunch" & "Sailor Pees and Goes Overboard"

Wed, 14 May 2014 16:00:44 +0000

Weird News for 5/15/14

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"Look Before You Sit" & "Janitor Really Cleans Up"

Tue, 13 May 2014 15:50:16 +0000

Weird News for 5/13/14

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"Owl Wigs Out!" & "Soccer Fan Killed by Toilet"

Tue, 06 May 2014 15:26:47 +0000

Weird News for 5/6/14

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"42 Year Engagement" & "Felon Posts Pics of Himself with Guns"

Mon, 05 May 2014 18:35:50 +0000

Weird News for 5/5/14

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"Denture Adventure" & "Dunked By a Doughnut"

Tue, 29 Apr 2014 18:22:42 +0000

Weird News for 4/29/14

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"A Need For Speed (the movie)" & "Three Time Lottery Winner"

Mon, 28 Apr 2014 17:21:38 +0000

Weird News for 4/28/14

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"Worst First Date Ever" & "Beer Saves a Life"

Wed, 23 Apr 2014 15:40:43 +0000

Weird News for 4/23/14

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"Belly Full of Gold" & "$100,000 Tacos!"

Tue, 22 Apr 2014 16:27:33 +0000

Weird News for 4/22/14

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"Squirrel Goes Nuts..$300.000 in Damage" & "Bro, I'm Awake Now"

Tue, 15 Apr 2014 16:25:05 +0000

Weird News for 4/15/14

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"Pee in the Coffee" & "9 Year Old Steals Mom's Car"

Mon, 14 Apr 2014 17:21:19 +0000

Weird News for 4/14/14

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"She Got Weed Wacked" & "Hot Pocket Heist"

Wed, 09 Apr 2014 16:54:39 +0000

Weird News for 4/9/14

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"Fake Cop Tries To Get A Fake Tan" & "Noah Gets Flooded Out!"

Tue, 08 Apr 2014 15:27:22 +0000

Weird News for 4/8/14

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"2 Day Beer Bender at Walmart" & "Backwards Bowler Breaks Record"

Tue, 01 Apr 2014 16:35:52 +0000

Weird News for 4/1/14

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"911 Call is off Key" & "Dog Call 911"

Mon, 31 Mar 2014 15:40:36 +0000

Weird news for 3/31/14

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"Burned Bacon Burns Bungalow" & "Pepsi With a PUNCH"

Fri, 28 Mar 2014 15:23:20 +0000

Weird News for 3/28/14

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"Man Swallows Fork on a Bet" & "Man Assaults Woman with a Book from Anger Management Class"

Thu, 27 Mar 2014 14:32:52 +0000

Weird News for 3/27/14

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"Thief Steals Own Skateboard" & "Superman Arrested"

Wed, 26 Mar 2014 16:06:36 +0000

Weird News for 3/26/14

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"Are You Crazy if you Give Money Away?" & "Woman Fakes Quintuplet Pregnancy"

Tue, 25 Mar 2014 17:14:02 +0000

Weird News for 3/25/14

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"Dressed to Kill" & "Par For The Course"

Mon, 24 Mar 2014 16:31:32 +0000

Weird News for 3/24/14

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"No More Red Ink for Teachers" & "Woman Visits Jailed Husband- Drunk & Naked"

Fri, 21 Mar 2014 18:12:38 +0000

Weird News for 3/21/14

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"Burp Perp" & "Flurry over a McFlurry"

Wed, 19 Mar 2014 14:23:30 +0000

Weird News for 3/19/14

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"Cause of Stuffy Nose is a Bullet" & "Teen Eats Nothing but Canned Spaghetti"

Tue, 18 Mar 2014 14:20:06 +0000

Weird News for 3/18/14

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"Trap A Rat, Get A Beer" & "Double Mc-DUI"

Mon, 17 Mar 2014 14:43:42 +0000

Weird News for 3/17/14

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"Golf is a Pain in the Butt" & "Convertible Drenched in Dung"

Fri, 14 Mar 2014 15:12:46 +0000

Weird News for 3/14/14

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"Lizard Head in Her Salad" & "Drunk Claims to be a Soldier to get Free Drinks"

Thu, 13 Mar 2014 15:47:06 +0000

Weird News for 3/13/14

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"Family Taken Hostage.....by their Cat!" & "Man PO'd by People Peeing on his Lawn"

Wed, 12 Mar 2014 14:24:13 +0000

Weird News for 3/12/14

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"Woman Marries her Dog" & "Twins Have Plastic Surgery to look Even More Alike"

Tue, 11 Mar 2014 17:00:58 +0000

Weird News for 3/11/14

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"Time to Kill......his friend!?", "Thief Eats Profit$" & "Pigeon Starts House Fire"

Mon, 10 Mar 2014 16:30:04 +0000

Weird News foe 3/10/14

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"Intoxicated Omelet Maker" & "Burrito Beatdown"

Fri, 07 Mar 2014 16:39:31 +0000

Weird News for 3/7/14

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"Grand Rapids Allowed to be Annoying" & "Drunk tries to DRIVE IT OFF"

Thu, 06 Mar 2014 16:18:47 +0000

Weird News for 3/6/14

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"Thou Shalt Go Braless" & "Aftershave Leads to Cat fight- Cat Wins"

Tue, 04 Mar 2014 15:33:19 +0000

Weird News for 3/4/14

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"Teddy Bear Assault" & "3 Women Brawl over Dirty Toilet"

Mon, 03 Mar 2014 17:01:10 +0000

Weird News for 3/3/14

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"Assault With A Loaded Diaper" & "Teaching Alcoholics to Brew Beer"

Fri, 28 Feb 2014 15:19:17 +0000

Weird News for 2/28/14

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"Coke Legal in Florida?", "Gun Safety Gone Wrong" & "Buried in Cement"

Thu, 27 Feb 2014 16:44:09 +0000

Weird News for 2/27/14

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"Mom beats up Chemistry Teacher", "Spider Tatt" & "Trillion Dollar Bill"

Wed, 26 Feb 2014 15:54:49 +0000

Weird News for 2/26/14

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"Handcuffs Too Tight", "Hot Sauce Abuse" & "Waffles Gone Awful"

Tue, 25 Feb 2014 17:02:53 +0000

Weird News for 2/25/14

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"Stocking Stuffer", "Shopping Cart Squatting" & "Art is Trash?"

Mon, 24 Feb 2014 16:58:21 +0000

Weird News for 2/24/14

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"Kit-Kat Caper", "Crackhead Crackpot Plea" & "Tooth Breaking Mashed Potatoes"

Fri, 21 Feb 2014 17:12:45 +0000

Weird News for 2/21/14

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"Urine Scented Candles", "Bigfoot in Detroit?" & "Thief Tases Himself"

Thu, 20 Feb 2014 17:02:56 +0000

Weird News for 2/20/14

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Hiring Hit Man on facebook", "Town Wiped Off the Map" & "Beefy Gal in Beefy Brawl"

Wed, 19 Feb 2014 15:40:34 +0000

Weird News for 2/19/14

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"Burglar's Footprints in Snow", "Assault with Meat" & "VHS tape overdue 9 Years"

Tue, 18 Feb 2014 17:03:07 +0000

Weird News for 2/18/14

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"Tongue Frozen to a Pole", "10 Year Old Boy Took the Car" & "Dumb Heroin Smuggler Busted"

Mon, 17 Feb 2014 17:38:13 +0000

Weird News for 2/17/14

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"Incriminating Selfie", "In The Back of a Cop Car" & "Man Banned From the Internet"

Fri, 14 Feb 2014 18:21:14 +0000

Weird News for 2/14/14

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"Man Bites Mailman", "Man Throws Ribs at Passing Cars" & "Flower Pot on Head"

Thu, 13 Feb 2014 17:20:49 +0000

Weird News for 2/13/14

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"Police Dog Fired for Being Lazy", "Woman Breastfeeds Puppy" & "Robbers Get Empty Bag"

Tue, 11 Feb 2014 19:05:09 +0000

Weird News for 2/11/14

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"Cat Poop in the Mail", "Pee-Brained Caper" & "Tooth-Brushing Top Hat"

Mon, 10 Feb 2014 22:01:12 +0000

Weird News for 2/10/14

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"Bull Run Selfie", "Man Shoots Self after Gun Safety" & "Tattooed Brit Can't Get Passport"

Wed, 05 Feb 2014 15:38:20 +0000

Weird News for 2/5/14

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"Wedding at Bacon Fest", "81 Year Old Woman Busted for Feeding Bears" & "High 5 Official Greeting"

Tue, 04 Feb 2014 19:00:19 +0000

Weird News for 2/4/14

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"Juice Boom Box", "Beer Brew Ha-Ha" & "Guy Mistakes Cop for Stripper"

Mon, 03 Feb 2014 17:44:28 +0000

Weird News for 2/3/14

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"Clothes Call", "Pasta La Vista, Baby!" & "Lord of the Toes"

Fri, 31 Jan 2014 16:40:29 +0000

Weird News for 1/31/14

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"Paid To Eat Online?", "Gassy Cows Cause Explosion" & "Liquor Looters"

Thu, 30 Jan 2014 16:36:34 +0000

Weird News for 1/30/14

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"Standoff Sparked By Puppy Pee", "Beer Can Self Defense" & "Lottery $$$ Down the Toilet"

Wed, 29 Jan 2014 17:00:45 +0000

Weird News for 1/29/14

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"Man Sews up Shark Bite on Himself", Flip the Toilette Lid" & "Man Saves his......Xbox"

Tue, 28 Jan 2014 15:55:12 +0000

Weird News for 1/28/14

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"Hooker In the Pew", "Stomach Smuggler" & "911 Call Bawl"

Mon, 27 Jan 2014 18:00:03 +0000

Weird News for 1/27/14

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"Pigs Fly, People Stabbed", "Cops Offer Gator Aid", & "Sit In For Better Toilet Paper"

Fri, 24 Jan 2014 16:25:51 +0000

Weird News for 1/24/14

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"Facebook Status: Busted!", "Stabbed Over A Pepsi" & "Plea For A Ride To Taco Bell"

Thu, 23 Jan 2014 17:33:36 +0000

Weird News for 1/23/14

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"T.P. Fire Burns House Down", "4 Kids With The Same Birthday" & "Fat Lady Breaks Wind"

Wed, 22 Jan 2014 16:23:20 +0000

Weird News for 1/22/14

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"Hat Trick", "Breakin' Up Bro's Wedding" & "Goofy Over Disney"

Tue, 21 Jan 2014 16:30:00 +0000

Weird News for 1/21/14

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"Speed Trap Warning", "Beer & Cigs Reward" & "Got ALOT Drunk Last Night"

Mon, 20 Jan 2014 16:01:43 +0000

Weird News for 1/20/14

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"Man Shoots Himself While Taking Off His Pants", "Drug Dealers Call 911 on Themselves" & Happy Meal"

Fri, 17 Jan 2014 15:42:10 +0000

Weird News for 1/17/14

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"Carjacker Comes Up Empty", "Old Man Shoots Icicles Off His Roof" & "Addicted to Brussels Sprouts!"

Thu, 16 Jan 2014 17:00:22 +0000

Weird News for 1/16/14

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"Geezer vs Geezer at Walmart", "Parrot is a Stool Pigeon" & "Cow Urine Therapy"

Wed, 15 Jan 2014 17:37:53 +0000

Weird news for 1/15/14

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"DUI in Jail Parking Lot", "Looser Cuts off his Ear!" & "Pimp Sues Nike"

Tue, 14 Jan 2014 18:58:49 +0000

Weird News for 1/14/14

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"Hand Sanitizer Cocktail", "This Guy's a Hoot!" & "Cockroach in His Ear"

Mon, 13 Jan 2014 19:15:50 +0000

Weird News for 1/13/14

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"Banana Bandit", "Bird Skull in the Spinach" & "Beer Extinguishes Blaze"

Fri, 10 Jan 2014 16:28:01 +0000

Weird News for 1/10/14

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"Radioactive Diapers?", "Armed With 15 Cases of Beer" & "Meth Tip"

Thu, 09 Jan 2014 15:19:58 +0000

Weird News for 1/9/14

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