Random Rants with Pauly Shore

Looking for a Urologist!

Sat, 20 Nov 2021 01:29:00 +0000

Do any of you guys know a good urologist in Los Angeles? Because I pee 3-4 times in the middle of the night. Oh. And how cute is Buster? Wanted him to be apart of the podcast. Check out the video version on my YouTube to see his hijinks

It's Busters First Birthday!

Fri, 15 Oct 2021 18:16:00 +0000

Today Buster is one years old. Approximately 9 months ago I was having dinner with some friends in Miami and a nice lady and her husband approached me with this puppy and that was it. It was love at first sight. Happy Birthday Buster! You’re 1 year old! Here's to many many more.

Should I Get My Dog, Buster Vaccinated?

Fri, 01 Oct 2021 01:10:00 +0000

Yoo brozzz, it's time for a new Random Rants. What do you guys think? Should I get Buster Vaccinated?

Should I Get Buster Neutered?

Thu, 09 Sep 2021 22:41:00 +0000

Yooo brozzzz today we're discussing chopping Busters balls off, Dana Carvey, and Ear Diseases. It's the latest random rants broooo

RIP Charlie Watts

Thu, 26 Aug 2021 22:00:00 +0000

Yo brozz, I'm ranting from Las Vegas with Buster. Thank you for all your messages on social media. Get to work tweeting and messaging the studios, brozz. Tell them you want crusty sequels. Plus, I'm talking about vaccines, Charlie Watts of the Rolling Stones passing away, and Joe Biden pulling out.

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Sitting On Axl's Lap

Thu, 12 Aug 2021 22:00:00 +0000

Yo brozz, I'm ranting from Las Vegas about twins, celebrity endorsements, pets, vaccines and Afghanistan. Who wants to be my plus one to see the Rolling Stones, doodzzz?

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Waco Wave Pool

Mon, 02 Aug 2021 16:59:00 +0000

I think I should take over Brittney Spears conservatorship. Because if I can run my life, I can certainly run Brittney’s life. Don’t you think guys? Who better to make all her financial decisions than Pauly Shore? If I could do it for me, I can certainly do it for BS. Lets go dooooodzzzz! We miss our Brittney!

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Ultimate Gay Cage Fighter

Thu, 15 Jul 2021 22:13:00 +0000

Yo brozz! I'm all by myself, ranting about my potty mouth, small town Las Vegas, canker sores, UFC and wave pools. Plus, Stephen Baldwin wants to do Bio-Dome 2. Tell MGM / Amazon you want to see the sequel, doodzzzz!

Come see me in Texas!! http://bit.ly/PaulyTour

Brazilian Butts

Thu, 08 Jul 2021 22:34:00 +0000

Yo brozz, I'm ranting by myself from Las Vegas. I'm talking about hot seatbelts, Brazilian butts, night baths and cigarettes. I'm going the see Dave Chapelle and Joe Rogan at MGM tonight. Plus, Trump is coming to the McGregor fight.

See me and Sandy Danto at Delirious Comedy Club this weekend: http://bit.ly/PaulyTour

Buster Is My Baby

Thu, 01 Jul 2021 22:00:00 +0000

Yo brozz, it's time for another Random Rants. No producer, no dj, no sidekick, no squad. I'm talking about my trip to LA, my dog Buster, getting a job as a wax figure, and tipping the bathroom man. Do you guys like my haircut, doodzz?

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Swinger Parties

Thu, 24 Jun 2021 22:00:00 +0000

Yo brozz, I'm ranting from Las Vegas. No producer, no dj, no sidekick, no squad. Just me, you and my feelings! If you can't get laid in Vegas, become an air conditioner repairman. Plus, overdosing on carbs, swinger parties, the prison vibe at my gym, my baby Buster and commemorating Paul Mooney.

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Piss Medication

Thu, 17 Jun 2021 22:00:00 +0000

Yo brozz, I'm ranting from my hotel room in Naples, Florida about breakfast, Donald Trump's Netflix special, America's love of serial killer documentaries, piss medications, basketball, and saving it for a rainy day.

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Four Eyes

Thu, 10 Jun 2021 22:00:00 +0000

I'm ranting from Vegas about burritos, wearing glasses, getting Donald Trump a Netflix special, the NBA and my new band, Pauly Shore and the Crustys! Plus, Buster is back (big thanks to Off The Leash)!

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I'm Back Brozzzzzzzz!

Thu, 03 Jun 2021 22:20:00 +0000

Episode 162. Yo brozz, Random Rants is back old school style. I'm ranting about sexy Chayce Beckham on American Idol and moving to Las Vegas. Did you know there's a Whole Foods here? Plus, shout out to The Comedy Store and the comedy greats who have passed away recently (Paul Mooney, Carl Labove). Get on Twitter and tell the studios you want to see Pauly Shore in the movies, doodzzz.

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Meet Buster Shore

Thu, 17 Dec 2020 23:00:00 +0000

Episode 161. Ho ho ho, brozzzz. It's the last episode of 2020. I'm ranting from Las Vegas with the crusty crew and special guest Bill "Little Larry David" Degillio. The vaccine is really here, you guys! I met a puppy in Miami and adopted him. Meet Buster Shore! Plus, we're talking New Years Resolutions.

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The Vaccine Has Arrived | Pauly Shore's Random Rants #160

Thu, 10 Dec 2020 23:00:00 +0000

Yo brozz, I'm ranting from Vegas with the crusty crew. The vaccine is here and William Shakespeare was one of the first patients! All the simple things in life we took for granted got taken by the pandemic. The shutdowns are rough, brozz. Plus, how to approach famous people and getting attention. Meet Barry.

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The Holiday Season | Pauly Shore's Random Rants #159

Thu, 03 Dec 2020 23:00:00 +0000

Yo brozzz, I'm ranting from Las Vegas with the crusty crew. We talk about social distancing at comedy clubs (I'm in Miami tonight, Friday and Saturday: http://bit.ly/PaulyTour). Plus, the homeless situation and being compassionate. Who do you think about during the holidays? Let go of your grudges and try reaching out.

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Gobble Gobble Doodzzz | Pauly Shore's Random Rants #158

Thu, 26 Nov 2020 23:00:00 +0000

Yo brozz, I'm back in Las Vegas with the crusty crew, including some new faces. We talk about the election and our new president-elect, Joe Biden. Have a small Thanksgiving because of COVID, doodzz. Stay safe for the holidays. Plus, I'm back on the road. See me in Salt Lake City and Miami.

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Mike Binder: The Comedy Store Documentary Director | Pauly Shore's Random Rants #157

Thu, 19 Nov 2020 23:00:00 +0000

Episode 157. Yo brozz, I'm ranting from All Things Comedy studio in LA with writer, producer and director Mike Binder. He directed "The Comedy Store" on Showtime. We talk about filming the documentary, new comics he met during the process and his memories of performing there.

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Yes, It's Really Bill Burr | Pauly Shore's Random Rants #156

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 23:00:00 +0000

Episode 156. Yo brozz, I'm still ranting from All Things Comedy studio with the great Bill Burr (yes, it's really him) and Bill "Baby Larry David" Degillio. We talk about him watching me on MTV back in the day and recently hosting Saturday Night Live. Plus, pushing the envelope, Boston comedy and The Comedy Store documentary on Showtime.

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Roast Master General, Jeff Ross | Pauly Shore's Random Rants #155

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 23:00:00 +0000

Episode 155. Yo brozz, I'm in LA at All Things Comedy studio, ranting with Bill "Baby Larry David" Degillio and my friend, comedian Jeff Ross. We talk about roasting, his Roast Master General title and Bumping Mics with David Attell. Plus, The Comedy Store documentary and celebrity friend stories. I invite Jeff to Bali for the holidays. What's his plan after COVID?

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Annie Lederman: The Next Big Thang! | Pauly Shore's Random Rants #154

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 22:00:00 +0000

Episode 154. Yo brozz, I'm back in LA ranting from All Things Comedy studio with Bill "Little Larry David" Degillio, comedian Annie Lederman and Randy the dog. We talk about her career being on the up, dick pics, performing yet during COVID and The Comedy Store.

Check out "The Comedy Store" documentary on Showtime.

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Going Back To Cali | Pauly Shore's Random Rants #153

Thu, 22 Oct 2020 22:00:00 +0000

Episode 153. Yo brozz, I'm ranting from Vegas with the crusty crew. We talk about Bok Choy's crusty Uber rides and performing in Dallas. Plus, my obsession with Asians and thinking about retirement. I also tell you about Showtime's "The Comedy Store" documentary (Sundays at 10pmET/PT) and my plans in Los Angeles.

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We Are The World | Pauly Shore's Random Rants #152

Thu, 15 Oct 2020 22:00:00 +0000

Episode 152. Yo brozz, I'm ranting from Las Vegas with myself, Pauly Shore. I talk to myself about moving to Vegas, The Comedy Store documentary on Showtime, and getting out the vote. Plus, I have a special guest, Graziela Capuano (@godsbabyprincess). We are the world, dooodzzz.

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Donald Trump Is A Super Spreader | Pauly Shore's Random Rants #151

Thu, 08 Oct 2020 22:00:00 +0000

Episode 151. Yo brozz, I'm ranting from Las Vegas with the crusty crew and the President of the United States, Donald J Trump (@John Di Domenico). We used to party in the 90s but now he has coronavirus. He's a super spreader and won't stop talking, doodzz. We talk about wearing masks and the women of Las Vegas. Plus, Donald Trump = ratings.

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Pauly and Chris Kattan: Best Friends For Life | Pauly Shore's Random Rants #150

Thu, 01 Oct 2020 22:00:00 +0000

Episode 150. Yo brozzz, I'm ranting from Las Vegas with my friend, actor and comedian Chris Kattan (SNL, A Night at the Roxbury, Corky Romano). We meet Chris's lovely girlfriend (@cheygordon), congratulate our friend Punkie Johnson (@punkiejohnson) on getting SNL and talk about starring in movies. Plus, the holiday are coming and Halloween costumes. Make sure you vote, you guys!

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MMA Fighter Ashlee Evans-Smith | Pauly Shore's Random Rants #149

Thu, 24 Sep 2020 22:00:00 +0000

Episode 149. Yo brozz, I'm ranting from Las Vegas with the crusty crew and MMA fighter Ashlee Evans-Smith (check out her Rebel Girl Podcast). We talk about family, tattoos and preparing for a UFC fight. Plus, equal pay for women, cooking sushi, sports during coronavirus and female UFC fighters as sex symbols.

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Murray the Magician Plays Tricks On Me | Pauly Shore's Random Rants #148

Thu, 17 Sep 2020 22:00:00 +0000

Episode 148. Yo brozz, I'm ranting from Las Vegas with illusionist, magician, comedian and actor, Murray the Magician (Murray Sawchuck). He has a big billboard and knew my dad, Sammy Shore. We talk about the history of magic, and Murray makes me a chicken. Plus, old / vintage Vegas and dating here.

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Hanging Out With My Old Buddy Faizon Love | Pauly Shore's Random Rants #147

Thu, 10 Sep 2020 23:41:38 +0000

Episode 147. Yo brozzz, I'm ranting from Vegas with my old friend, actor and comedian Faizon Love (Friday, Elf, The Replacements, Blue Crush, Couples Retreat). He tells stories about his movies, working with Will Ferrell and meeting Kevin Hart. Celebrities are moving to Las Vegas (Faizon, Coolio, Flavor Flav, Eric B, Russell Peters, Joe Koy, Nicolas Cage, Pauly D, Carrot Top, Mike Tyson, Louie Anderson). Plus, racism, aging, and pandemic eating.

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Chip Diamond "Ed Bassmaster" in Guest House | Pauly Shore's Random Rants #146

Thu, 03 Sep 2020 22:00:00 +0000

Episode 146. Yo brozz, I'm ranting from Vegas with the crusty crew and my GUEST HOUSE co-star Chip Diamond (Ed Bassmaster). We talk about east coast vs west coast culture and my old movies Chip hasn't scene (Encino Man, Bio-Dome, Son In Law, For Keeps, Phantom of the Mall, 18 Again!). Plus, we tell you all about GUEST HOUSE (out tomorrow, Sept 4, doodzzzz).

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MMA Fighter "Big Country" Roy Nelson | Pauly Shore's Random Rants #145

Thu, 27 Aug 2020 22:16:19 +0000

Episode 145. Yo brozzz, I'm ranting from Vegas with my new crusty crew. My first guest is MMA fighter "Big Country" Roy Nelson. We met at the airport, and he used to know my dad, Sammy Shore. He talks about his experience in the UFC, getting ready for retirement and wanting to act. Plus, marriage and family when you're in the entertainment industry.

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Meet My Vegas Crew | Pauly Shore's Random Rants #144

Fri, 21 Aug 2020 13:44:50 +0000

Episode 144. Yo brozz, I'm ranting from Las Vegas with my new (and old) crusty crew. Auditions are over. This is my first official Random Rants Las Vegas, doodzz. And my first guest is Bill "Little Larry David" Degillio! We talk about coronavirus and the new normal. Plus, pretty girls that have boyfriends and "love me for me."

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Final Krusty Crew Auditions | Pauly Shore's Random Rants #143

Thu, 13 Aug 2020 22:00:00 +0000

Episode 143. Yo brozzz, I'm still holding my Las Vegas crusty crew auditions. I'm looking for my dj and sidekick. Dontae is funny and makes awesome sketch videos. I met Gina at the gym; she's a mom, an esthetician and a singer (she sings us a song, doodzz). Leave your comments. Let me know what you think.

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Who Wants To Ride Or Die With Me, Brozzz? | Pauly Shore's Random Rants #142

Sat, 08 Aug 2020 18:08:55 +0000

Episode 142. Yo brozz, it's another round of American Idol of Random Rants. I'm looking for my Las Vegas crusty crew. Sara is a comedian and has a lot of babies. She gives me dating advice. Israel is a super talented ukulele musician, but doesn't know Karate Kid trivia.

American Idol of Random Rants | Pauly Shore's Random Rants #141

Thu, 30 Jul 2020 22:00:00 +0000

Episode 141. Yo brozz, the Las Vegas crusty crew auditions continue. I'm randomly ranting with potential sidekicks: Vegas comic Justin Brown and UFC fighter Jessica Evil Eye. She's a badass and sweet at the same time, doodzz. Her last fight didn't have an audience because of COVID, and she gives advice to other athletes. What do you guys think about Justin, Jessica, VTECH, DJQUE? Leave your thoughts in the comments.

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Auditioning A New Crusty Crew in Las Vegas | Pauly Shore's Random Rants #140

Thu, 23 Jul 2020 22:00:00 +0000

Episode 140. Yo brozz, I'm ranting from my new place in Las Vegas. I'll never be able to replace Bill, DJ Richee and producer Dave, but I'll do my best for you guys. For the next few weeks, it's American Idol auditions for my sidekick, DJ and producer. Tell me what you think of my new friends. James had coronavirus and Mike speaks Vietnamese. Vegas is hot and has drive-through car washes. Plus, the GUEST HOUSE movie trailer just dropped. Check it out, doodzz: https://youtu.be/zgDz_rAyP1Y

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Goodbye Los Angeles and Little Larry David | Pauly Shore's Random Rants #139

Thu, 16 Jul 2020 23:35:18 +0000

Donnell Rawlings: Dave Chappelle's New Comedy Club | Pauly Shore's Random Rants #138

Thu, 09 Jul 2020 22:00:00 +0000

Episode 138. Yo brozz, I'm ranting from the crusty Fourplex with my friend, comedian and actor Donnell Rawlings (‎The Donnell Rawlings Show podcast, Chappelle's Show, The Wire). He grew up in Washington DC and was in the Air Force. Dave Chappelle sent a private jet to fly him to his new outdoor comedy club. Plus, we talk about people coming together.

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Steve-o: MTV Legends | Pauly Shore's Random Rants #137

Thu, 02 Jul 2020 22:00:00 +0000

Episode 137. Yo brozz, I’m ranting from the Fourplex with fellow MTV legend Steve-o (Jackass, Steve-o's Wild Ride). We talk about what’s going on in the world and I feed him fresh summer watermelon. Plus, we reminisce back on MTV days and preview our upcoming movie, Guest House (coming out in September).

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Don't Pick Up Brad Williams | Pauly Shore's Random Rants #136

Thu, 25 Jun 2020 22:00:00 +0000

Episode 136. Yo brozz, I'm back in the crusty fourplex with Bill, DJ Richee and producer Dave. My guest is comedian Brad Williams (check out "The Degenerates" on Netflix). We talk about doing stand-up in the time of coronsies and Brad's experiences as a little dude. Don't try to pick him up. People are just people, you guys. Plus, Brad is a brand new dad!

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Michael Yo: Surviving Coronavirus | Pauly Shore's Random Rants 135

Thu, 18 Jun 2020 22:49:19 +0000

Episode 135. Yo brozzz, internet is out at for Fourplex so I'm temporarily ranting from All Things Comedy studio. Sidekick "Lil' Larry David" Bill is back with my friend, comedian and host Michael Yo. He tells me about surviving coronavirus and teaches me about vitamins. Plus, we talk about stand-up comedy and Michael's mixed race.

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Jesus Trejo: Developing Young Comedians | Pauly Shore's Random Rants 134

Thu, 11 Jun 2020 22:00:00 +0000

Episode 134. Yo brozz, I'm back in LA and ranting from All Things Comedy studios with Bill and my friend, comedian Jesus Trejo (new Showtime special; "Tacos con Todo" on First We Feast). We talk about parking cars at The Comedy Store, touring together, and parents getting older. Plus, protests and coronavirus. Stop and appreciate the little things, doodzzz.

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Thank You, Maui| Pauly Shore's Random Rants 133

Thu, 28 May 2020 22:00:00 +0000

Episode 133. Yo brozz, I'm still randomly ranting from my quarantine in Hawaii. I'm going to OKC and Dallas in June. Joe Rogan signed a $100M deal with Spotify. I remember my mom, Mitzi Shore, and dad, Sammy Shore. Plus, thank you to all my friends on Maui!

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OKC and Dallas, Here I Come! | Pauly Shore's Random Rants 132

Fri, 22 May 2020 00:01:14 +0000

Episode 132. Yo brozz, I'm ranting on location in Maui. Everyone spatched the Wiez, and I'm dancing with myself this week, doodzzz. I'm heading back on tour to OKC (Bricktown Comedy Club) and Dallas / Fort Worth (Hyena's). What's up with Fauci? Plus, drum circles and getting kicked off the beach.

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Roll Out Time | Pauly Shore's Random Rants 131

Thu, 14 May 2020 22:00:00 +0000

Episode 131. Yo brozz, I'm still ranting from my quarantine on Maui. I went surfing today and tell stories about San Diego and Joe Roper. It's the reopening roll out: try your clothes on on the curb then get your hair done. I used to be a bully then in high school got bullied. Plus, a performance from a fire breathing babe.

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Ponderosa Wiez Camp | Pauly Shore's Random Rants 130

Thu, 07 May 2020 20:00:00 +0000

Episode 130. Yo brozzz, ranting from my quarantine in Maui. Talking about how things used to be from inside a banyan tree. I miss live stand-up and connecting with my audience. We dance down Maui's famous Front Street and do some yoga on the beach. Have you watched "Waco" or "Tiger King" on Netflix? I'm going to start my own little 90s style ranch called the Ponderosa Wiez Camp. Plus, my friends are my family. Check in on your friends, you guys.

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Can't Stop the Rants | Pauly Shore's Random Rants 129

Thu, 30 Apr 2020 22:09:37 +0000

Episode 129. Yo brozz, just because I’m not at the crusty Fourplex and in Silver Lake doesn’t mean you can stop me ranting. Here it is, you guys: Pauly Shore's Random Rants on location in Maui. To Bill, Ku, DJ Richie: the rants must go on. Once I get back home I’m all yours. Until then, I’m all Maui’s! Stay safe. Miss you guys 🙏

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Steve Rannazzisi: Rise of Webcam Girls | Pauly Shore's Random Rants 128

Thu, 26 Mar 2020 23:00:00 +0000

Episode 128. Yo brozz, I'm ranting from the fourplex with actor and comedian Steve Rannazzisi (The League, What's the Odds? podcast). We talk about The Comedy Store and going on the road together with Rick Ingraham and Ari Shaffir. Bill plays a Tahitian song. Steve won't eat my food. Plus, corona conspiracy theories, toilet paper shortages, the rise of webcam girls and sports. Steve was a Buffalo Wild Wings spokesman. Now he has a one man show called "Please Forget: A True 9/11 Story"
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Adam Carolla Talks Corona (and NOT the beer, doodz!) | Pauly Shore's Random Rants 127

Thu, 19 Mar 2020 17:20:39 +0000

Episode 127. Yo brozz, I'm ranting from the fourplex with comedian and podcaster @Adam Carolla (The Adam Carolla Show). You guys thought I was crazy. Adam is way crazy! What do you think about his take on the coronavirus? Schools are shut down, comedy shows are canceled and the economy is getting hit. Wild. Right, doodzz? We talk about Biden, Bernie and the primaries. Plus, I don't put my groceries away. Subscribe on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore

Neal Brennan: Comedy Genius | Pauly Shore's Random Rants 126

Thu, 12 Mar 2020 22:00:00 +0000

Episode 126. Yo brozz, ranging from the fourplex with comedian, writer and director Neal Brennan (Half Bakes, Chappelle's Show, The Daily Show, Netflix). We talk about stand-up, The Comedy Store, and writing with Dave Chappelle and Ellen. Neal makes fun of my crusty apartment and compares me to Benjamin Button. He likes Bernie and explains democratic socialism and Medicare for All (listen up, my Trump supporter doodZz). Plus, bachelorhood. Neal gives me some therapy.
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Christina Pazsitzky: Married to Tom Segura | Pauly Shore's Random Rants

Thu, 05 Mar 2020 23:00:00 +0000

Episode 125. Yo brozz, ranting from the fourplex with my friend, comedian Christina Pazsitzky (Netflix, Your Mom's House podcast, Where My Moms At podcast). We met at The Comedy Store. Now she's married to fellow comedian Tom Segura , doodz. We talk about Silver Lake, Joe Rogan's podcast advice, relationships, acting and having a baby with Whitney Cummings, Plus, I make Christina guacamole. Bill reads YouTube comments.
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Sauna Time with TigerBelly's Bobby Lee | Pauly Shore's Random Rants 124

Thu, 27 Feb 2020 19:12:57 +0000

Episode 124. Yo brozz, ranting from the fourplex with my friend, comedian Bobby Lee (MADtv,@TigerBelly, @Bad Friends). We talk about The Comedy Store, my fascination with Asians, and getting older. How did TigerBelly start and become a super popular podcast? Plus, Koreans at the Oscars and Bobby's experience in Hollywood. Bill reads YouTube comments.
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Bio-Dome Starring Harland Williams | Pauly Shore's Random Rants 123

Thu, 20 Feb 2020 20:12:27 +0000

Episode 123. Yo brozz, ranting from the fourplex with my friend, comedian Harland Williams. You know him from Down Periscope, Half Baked, Dumb & Dumber, Sorority Boys, and Puppy Dog Pals. We talk about Coronavirus, wearing masks and airline travel. Harland and Dana Gould got cast for Bio-Dome. What would your final death row meal be? Plus, the Houston Astros got caught cheating.
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Valentine's Day with Josh Wolf | Pauly Shore's Random Rants 122

Thu, 13 Feb 2020 22:30:52 +0000

Episode 122. Ranting from the Fourplex with my friend, comedian Josh Wolf, and special guest Nicole Arbour. My neighbor (other Josh) brings me an Amazon package. We share Valentine's Day day memories, Josh judges my multi-bed crusty apartment, and I explain my surrogacy plan. Plus, marijuana is legal in California and we have Lowell Cafe, a cannabis cafe. Josh tells us about my mom making him a doorman at The Comedy Story and his time with Chelsea Handler on Chelsea Lately (she never booked me on her show, doodZz).
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Manscaping and Face Peels with Ian Edwards | Pauly Shore's Random Rants 121

Fri, 07 Feb 2020 19:53:56 +0000

Episode 121. Yo brozz, back ranting from the fourplex with my friend, comedian Ian Edwards. We met on Natural Born Komics (https://amzn.to/39hX5uL). He's a co-producer on HBO's Crashing and has a new Comedy Central special, doodZzz. We recap my birthday party. The Kansas City Chiefs are Super Bowl champs! Should Mahomes visit the White House? We do a scene like "The Defiant Ones." Plus, talking about manscaping and face peels; old school vs. new school.
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Michelle Obama's Vegetables with Maz Jobrani | Pauly Shore's Random Rants 119

Wed, 22 Jan 2020 22:20:08 +0000

Episode 119. Yo brozz, ranting from the fourplex with my friend, comedian Maz Jobrani. Check out his podcast "Back to School with Maz Jobrani" and his Netflix comedy special "Immigrant." We talk about The Comedy Store, Iran, performing in the Middle East, Michelle Obama's vegetables, Trump's impeachment trial, and racism in Hollywood. Plus, doing comedy on the road now vs. then. Maz sings me a song.
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Stories About The Comedy Store with Tony Hinchcliffe | Pauly Shore's Random Rants 118

Thu, 16 Jan 2020 23:22:26 +0000

Episode 118. Yo brozz, back ranting from the fourplex with my friend, comedian Tony Hinchcliffe (check me out on the Kill Tony podcast). We talk about appreciating freedom; Prince Harry leaving the royals; and Joe Rogan's huge podcast (he's knighted Tony, Burt Kreischer, Tom Segura, Ari Shaffir, Andrew Santino). Plus, my mom Mitzi Shore's tombstone and stories about The World Famous Comedy Store. Newer comics vs older comics.
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Crazy New Year's Eve Stories with Erik Griffin | Pauly Shore's Random Rants 117

Thu, 26 Dec 2019 20:15:59 +0000

Episode 117. Last podcast of 2019. My friend, actor and comedian, Erik Griffin is in the crusty Fourplex. Check out his podcast Riffin' with Griffin (https://youtube.com/watch?v=Q5gKSc42J2Y). We talk Clippers vs Lakers. Plus, Workaholics, I'm Dying up Here, and Call of Duty from the kitchen nook. Erik gives me milk advice. And, crazy NYE stories.
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Crusty Crew Christmas with Kirk Fox | Pauly Shore's Random Rants 116

Thu, 19 Dec 2019 21:38:23 +0000

Episode 116. Yo brozz, it's holiday time in the Fourplex with my friend, actor and comedian Kirk Fox (Bulletproof 2 comes out in January, brozz). He's the ostrich to my wiezel, was on The Tonight Show and is friends with Dr. Phil. We talk about HLN (the murder network). Plus, the crusty crew discusses Christmas plans. And we talk about having babies.
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Why Can't Eminem and Nick Cannon Just Get Along? with Alycia Cooper | Pauly Shore's Random Rants 115

Thu, 12 Dec 2019 18:32:46 +0000

Episode 115. My friend, comedian and actress Alycia Cooper is in the Fourplex. Eminem and Nick Cannon are beefing even though it's the holidays, brozzz. I do some rapping. Hollywood is changing. Plus, Black Friday sales. Celebrity Trump endorsements. "Guest House" trailer dropping soon! And, dance parties with Santa.
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Whitney Cummings Wants to Have My Baby | Pauly Shore's Random Rants 114

Wed, 04 Dec 2019 21:29:06 +0000

Episode 114. My friend, comedian Josh Martin is in the Fouplex. Whitney Cummings wants to have my baby, doodzzz (message us on social and let us know what you think). What's the crusty crew up to for the holidays? Josh and I are going to Indiana. We reminisce crazy road stories. Plus, Anah tells us what it's like to work for Kelly Clarkson. And, dance parties!
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Thanksgiving with Sandy | Pauly Shore's Random Rants 113

Thu, 28 Nov 2019 23:00:00 +0000

Episode 113. Special Thanksgiving episode from the Fourplex featuring my friend, comedian Sandy Danto. He's having the whole crusty crew over for dinner with his family, brozz. We talk about what we're thankful for. Plus, "Son in Law" is a family-friendly Thanksgiving staple. I'm living alone during the holidays and flying to Indiana on Christmas. Talking about having a kid. Trump thinks he's Rocky. And, dance parties!
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Kaepernick and LA Weed Cafes | Pauly Shore's Random Rants 112

Fri, 22 Nov 2019 18:11:20 +0000

Episode 112. We're back from Family Feud hiatus, brozz. Kenny and Bill are back in the Fourplex. Ranting about LA weed cafes (Lowell Cafe), "my condolences" blow jobs, Colin Kaepernick's NFL workout, my Nash Bridges experience, ultimate gay cage fighting, uncomfortable elevator rides, and getting blamed for stranger's poo. Plus, more dance parties!!
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Halloween Face Tattoos? | Pauly Shore's Random Rants 111

Fri, 18 Oct 2019 01:09:58 +0000

Episode 111. Anyone want to get a face tattoo for Halloween like Aaron Carter? I can't wait for Halloween to check out all the scantily clad babezzz! It's the only holiday where it's acceptable for women to do whatever the hell they want.... IT'S AWESOME!! Trick or treat brooozzzzz! Check out my teardrop tattoo! Plus, Random Rant's biggest dance party yet. Larry David is back, and meet Mark!
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Cannabis dildos? Anyone? | Pauly Shore's Random Rants 109

Thu, 03 Oct 2019 22:42:27 +0000

Episode 109. Yo brozz, back ranting from with Larry David (Bill is back!). Talking about sex and getting educated on dp with my friend Jen. The Fourplex is great for shooting porn. Cannabis cookies, gummies and dildos, anyone? Plus, I can't stop watching political news. Bill breaks down the Trump Biden Ukraine impeachment scandal.
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"Climate Change is Real Dooodz and Black is The New Wiez!" - Pauly Shore's Random Rants 108

Tue, 24 Sep 2019 00:22:10 +0000

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"Ranting with Celebrity Guest Star Larry David" - Pauly Shore's Random Rants 107

Thu, 12 Sep 2019 04:59:23 +0000

Went to the Alec Baldwin Roast dooooodzz! No sign of Steven! ~ Please don't try to FaceTime me ~ How many people love free samples?!

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"Living Alone and How Homeless Millennials Beat The System" - Pauly Shore's Random Rants 106

Wed, 04 Sep 2019 01:25:40 +0000

This episode got a little weird even for me! Kressy was there, my hipster friend George @georgespits @llamabeatscrew my new DJ friend in on it, and Anah @anahboat. But that's what Random Rants is about doooodzz! We go more into living alone and how millennial homeless people are beating the system ~ ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2JQUj6n Listen to New Episodes of "Random Rants" on SoundCloud: https://bit.ly/2JOyunX ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– Follow Pauly Shore on: Facebook: https://bit.ly/2MkdnIRTwitter: https://bit.ly/2LMbjbsInstagram: https://bit.ly/2MkdQe5Snapchat: @paulyshore Official Website: http://www.paulyshore.com/ Upcoming Tour Dates: https://bit.ly/2y8JiJ9 ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– Now on Amazon Prime: Paulytics: https://amzn.to/2sOIwvRPauly Shore Is Dead: https://amzn.to/2JOF1ivPauly Shore Stands Alone: https://amzn.to/2t4z8UbAdopted: https://amzn.to/2JKpiBj

"Dave Chapelle is Boldly Going Where no Comic Has Gone" - Pauly Shore's Random Rants 105

Thu, 29 Aug 2019 00:46:32 +0000

Dave Chapelle and Donald Trump are the only two people who can say and do the things that they do and somehow get away with it! Check out Dave's new Netflix special ~ also with my sexy pharmacist and Eliza Winn ranting at the Crusty Fourplex!
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"Once Upon a Time in PAULYWOOD" - Pauly Shore's Random Rants 104

Thu, 22 Aug 2019 00:44:31 +0000

Just got back form New York City, had fun on FOX NEWS! No, I'm not a racist, but I do love watermelon, but not as much as I love Quentin Tarantino's new movie, "Once Upon a Time in Hollywood". Thank you Leo, Brad, and Quentin, for putting this SPECTACULAR MASTERPIECE out!!

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"Hanging Out With Marshmallow In Vegas" - Pauly Shore's Random Rants 103

Tue, 06 Aug 2019 02:17:35 +0000

Still partying with Krusty Crew in Silverlake after my crazy Vegas trip getting kicked out of the Dj booth at the Palms. Also, what we NEVER see on Instagram!

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"Vote For The Rock in 2020!" - Pauly Shore's Random Rants - 102

Wed, 31 Jul 2019 23:44:51 +0000

Yo dudezz! Today I'm randomly ranting about why our president Donald Trump didn't ask me to be his trim coordinator, and how no one's going to defeat Donald Trump in 2020 except for THE ROCK ~ And being happy with what you have, not what you don't have.

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RANDOM RANTS #101

Fri, 26 Jul 2019 00:26:19 +0000

Welcome to Random Rants #101 with Pauly Shore! In this episode: Pauly is joined by a cast of characters. Pauly has some thoughts on Mueller, Dance party gets re-mixed, and Pauly flips out on producer Jason.

Random Rants #100

Sun, 21 Jul 2019 02:06:22 +0000

This week Pauly finds a new producer for the show, rants about technology, sex, groceries, and answers fan mail!

"Going to Saudi Arabia" - Pauly Shore's Random Rants - 99

Tue, 16 Jul 2019 01:03:19 +0000

Yo dudezz! I just got back from Saudi Arabia! Boy was that something different! Take a watch to this last rant that should make you appreciate what you have a lot more.
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"Neighbors Complained I Porked Too Loud" | Pauly Shore's Random Rants - 94

Mon, 03 Jun 2019 18:11:20 +0000

Yo Brozz, I'm Ranting from the Fourplex! This week I talk about the NBA Finals, not cool baristas, and my neighbor get pissed that I was porkin to loud.
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"Saying Goodby to My Father, the Legend Sammy Shore" | Pauly Shore's Random Rants 93

Mon, 03 Jun 2019 17:56:41 +0000

Yo brozz! I'm Ranting from the Fourplex. My Dad recently passed and I wanted to dedicate this episode to him. He was an amazing father, an amazing comedian, and an amazing man. I'll carry on your legacy while you're chillin up in Heaven, I'll be down here killin the crowds. Love you, your son Pauly Shore.
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"Almost Died in Vegas Dudez/Livin With Life Choices" | Pauly Shore's Random Rants - 92

Mon, 03 Jun 2019 17:54:59 +0000

Yo brozz! Ranting from the Fourplex, this week I'm talking about my near death experience in Las Vegas, and living with you career decisions. Also, I dont know if I should cut my hair. What do you guys think? –––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––
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Pauly Shore's Random Rants - 91 "Getting Older/Second Hand People Problemz Brozz"

Thu, 09 May 2019 07:35:37 +0000

Yo brozz! Im Ranting from the Fourplex, trying to be left alone but I gotta deal with Second Hand people problems like Loud Cars and Babies on Planes. I also got a new invention! Check it out!
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Pauly Shore's Random Rants - 90 "Worst Part of Death/Makin Breafast on Cinco De Mayo"

Wed, 08 May 2019 23:22:24 +0000

Yo Brozz! Ranting form the Fourplex while makin some grub! I dress up for Cinco De Mayo, make breakfast before flyin to Vegas, and talk some UFC. Check it out dudez!
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Pauly Shore's Random Rants - 89 "Timing is Off at the Fourplex/Ranting About Social Media"

Thu, 02 May 2019 16:19:42 +0000

Yo brozz! Ranting from The Fourplex again. feeling a little off today, but I get into Social Media, Instagram Models, and why Millennials need to put the phone down!
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Pauly Shore's Random Rant's - 88 "I'm Not Interested in Seeing Avengers/LA Homeless are Wild Doodzz"

Thu, 02 May 2019 16:17:55 +0000

Yo Brozz! I'm Ranting from the Fourplex again! This time I talk about Homeless People in LA, the Avengers, and why my skin doesn't look crusty! Check it out
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Pauly Shore's Random Rants - 87 "Night Time in the Fourplex/My New Pillow Idea"

Thu, 02 May 2019 16:14:43 +0000

Yo Brozz! I'm Ranting from the Fourplex again, this time after the sun has gone down. I talk my new invention, Trailblazers vs OKC, Safe Sex, and have another dance party! Check it out!
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Pauly Shore's Random Rants - 86 "Easter With My Filipino Neighbors/Wrapping My New Movie GuestHouse"

Thu, 02 May 2019 16:13:35 +0000

Ranting from the Fourplex about Instagram Models getting mad when dudes like me compliment them, wrapping my new movie, and my Filipino Neighbors filled my belly brozz!
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Pauly Shore's Random Rants - 85 "Enjoy the Now Brozz/Don't Call Your Band ___ Boys"

Thu, 02 May 2019 16:09:58 +0000

Ranting from the Fourplex about how bands should wear makeup or masks and never call themselves Boys, Tiger Woods is back dudez, and Jussie Smollett stole my idea. Good thing too...
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Pauly Shore's Random Rants - 84 "My Hair is Getting Super Crusty/I Paid for My Son to get into USC"

Thu, 02 May 2019 16:07:50 +0000

New episode of Random Rants, Ranting from the Fourplex about how crusty, frizzy, and dried out my hair is. Also, I recently I got my son accepted to USC, even though he has never taken the SAT, but I paid for it Brozz!
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Pauly Shore's Random Rants - 83 "Fire in the Fourplex/1 Year Anniversary of Mom's Passing"

Thu, 11 Apr 2019 19:23:12 +0000

This episode on Pauly Shore's Random Rants...I'm ranting from the Fourplex about how I almost accidentally burned down my place! I talk Mom's passing. Crazy it's already been a year. Love you Mom! You're with me everyday.
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Mon, 08 Apr 2019 19:20:15 +0000

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Episode 81 - "Messin with my Filipino Neighbors/Trump Scared of Biden"

Mon, 08 Apr 2019 05:13:17 +0000

Random Rants has video now! Come watch me Rant from the Fourplex brozz! Instead of Big Brother, now its Big Weasel! This is where I actually live. This is the real deal. Check it out!

Episode 80 - "I don’t Know What This One’s About"

Fri, 22 Feb 2019 07:32:47 +0000

Giving you guys more information about my upcoming movie "Guest House", upcoming shows, and everything Wiez.

Episode 079 - "Back in the Saddle, Late Night Flowin'"

Sat, 09 Feb 2019 16:24:27 +0000

Talking about my trip to Mexico, visiting my dad for his 92nd birthday, and grocery shopping for fruit and veggies!

Episode 078 - "Feeling Myself in Corpus Christi"

Sat, 19 Jan 2019 08:02:01 +0000

First podcast of 2019, brozzzz! Broadcasting live (sort of) near Donald Trump's wall... Not cool, dooodz. Talking about trying to get a Netflix special, an upcoming shift in my life, and banging out projects with the Crusty Crew.

Episode 077 - "Saying Goodbye to 2018"

Sun, 30 Dec 2018 04:00:50 +0000

Talking about a whole bunch of cool stuff, feeling really good tonight laying it all out . Have a great New Year’s be safe guys

Episode 076 - " I Survived Christmas, You Survive Christmas and Had a Great Time"

Wed, 26 Dec 2018 11:19:54 +0000

When I do my Podcasts, I don’t really do a diary but this was more like a diary of my Christmas day. If you want to know what Pauly Shore did play-by-play for Christmas this is what it was.

Episode 075 - "Getting Ready for Christmas"

Sun, 23 Dec 2018 09:09:17 +0000

This episode is not too exciting...but I’m definitely letting you know where I’m at. As of today, everybody is out of LA I’m alone here but then again I’m with me so I’m not alone

Episode 074 - Slowly wrapping up the year, it's getting close to Christmas

Wed, 12 Dec 2018 22:08:53 +0000

Laying the land of upcoming weeks. Guess what dudes? I got a movie. I play a squatter, Trump's going down, bros! Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up!

Episode 073 - "Big Week with the Midterms"

Mon, 05 Nov 2018 12:38:19 +0000

Wieze the vote! Midterms are coming up, brozzz. Talked to my 91-year-old dad Sammy Shore. God bless him. My tour is leaving Denver and heading to the Dirty South.

Episode 072 - "Halloween on a School Night"

Thu, 01 Nov 2018 04:13:25 +0000

Halloween is a spooky night! Talking about staying in this Halloween, how I used to go to the Playboy parties, and the Landing Patch Bible.

Episode 071 - "Disjointed Episode"

Sun, 14 Oct 2018 06:04:19 +0000

Hanging out my hotel room in Syracuse, New York, playing the old diamond, letting go, and having fun silly willy.

Episode 070 - "Sin City Psycho"

Thu, 11 Oct 2018 14:57:44 +0000

What's up, doods! Hanging out in Albany, New York letting you guys know about the structure of my one-man show and staying super positive. Also, I’m excited for my short Sin City Psycho!

Episode 069 - "I'm Feeling Better"

Mon, 08 Oct 2018 04:30:13 +0000

Hey, guys. Thanks for all your awesome emails. I’m definitely feeling better and wanted to update you on what was going on with me. I'm definitely at peace. Take a listen!

Episode 068 - "My Sister Passed Away"

Fri, 05 Oct 2018 07:12:14 +0000

Recently had more drama in my life. My sister Sandi Shore passed away and I’ve hit bottom. I feel as though I need to have a baby and start a family. Thank you to all of my fans. This podcast is to you.

Episode 067 - "Life Is Good and New Sketch Ideas Are Comin'"

Thu, 20 Sep 2018 16:01:21 +0000

Yo! Just here talking to you guys, enjoying life, and talking about how I come up with my sketch ideas. Good vibezzzz, broooo!

Episode 066 - "Comedians, the Comedy World, and My Life Currently"

Wed, 12 Sep 2018 05:10:36 +0000

What's up, guys. I'm lying down and talking about my thoughts on the comedy world and just life in general.

Episode 065 - "Labor Day, Malibu, and Current Projects"

Sun, 02 Sep 2018 23:46:00 +0000

Happy Labor Day, doooooodz! Today I'm talking about my last vacation in Malibu and what I'm currently working on. Stay tuned for more!

Episode 064 - "Insomnia. Can't Sleep and It's The Middle of the Morning"

Thu, 23 Aug 2018 12:58:45 +0000

You know how sometimes you can't sleep, so you gotta speak to someone? That's me right now. Talking about family, how wild Trump and his cronies are, and I'm FINALLY on top of my social media platforms!

Episode 063 - "Letting It All Hang Out on a Friday Night"

Sat, 11 Aug 2018 09:11:24 +0000

Yo, broooz! Talking about drinking, our weird infatuation with serial killers, and being satisfied in my apartment.

Episode 062 - "Just Another Friday Night, Letting It All Hang Out"

Sat, 04 Aug 2018 09:40:12 +0000

Hung out with some friends and felt like doing some rants. Tonight I'm talking about my new projects coming up and the future of PAULY SHORE!

Episode 061 - "My Voyage Overseas to Israel and Moscow"

Fri, 03 Aug 2018 23:11:36 +0000

I recently went overseas for some spiritual awakening. Visited the Western Wall, wore my yarmulke, and went off to hang out with Vladimir Putin in Moscow where I drank vodka and hung out with the sexy Russian babes.

Episode 060 - "Hanging Out in Pacific Beach"

Tue, 03 Jul 2018 06:12:51 +0000

It’s Fourth of July with the Wiez, doodz! I'm hanging out at Pacific Beach in San Diego and doing the rants from the condo. Today was a good day! Feeling good and starting to let go.

Episode 059 - "Surviving Off My Real Estate"

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 18:46:52 +0000

Dudes, I'm trying to downsize and get into semi-retirement mode. First, I gotta before I sell my six-part documentary series "Stands Alone", broozz! Tweet at Netflix, Showtime, Hulu and PornHub!

Episode 058 - "Anthony Bourdain Killed Himself. Not Cool."

Sun, 10 Jun 2018 08:11:54 +0000

It’s been a pretty crazy weekend. As you know,Anthony Bourdain killed himself. Suicide has been on the rise, so I talk about that and other things in this next episode. Just low-key kicking back.

Episode 057 - "Buried My Friend Gary in Vegas"

Mon, 04 Jun 2018 03:20:24 +0000

Thank you so much for being there for me. I really needed this rant tonight. I'm totally burnt out. I just buried my friend Gary in Vegas. Just got back from Idaho, too. Thank you for being my friends.

Episode 056 - "LeBron James Is Scared of Me"

Wed, 30 May 2018 06:32:46 +0000

Taking it easy tonight. Lying on the daybed at my four-plex. I'm having fun telling stories about my exes and about how I attacked LeBron James.

Episode 055 - "Saying Goodbye to My Friend Gary"

Tue, 29 May 2018 05:31:58 +0000

This episode is a tribute to my friend Gary Garfinkel who recently passed away from brain cancer. The world is going to be a different place without you in it. I love you, Gary and I always will. You were not only a great friend, you were also an amazing human being.

Episode 054 - "Solo Mission on Saturday Night"

Sun, 20 May 2018 08:04:12 +0000

I’m looking for a new assistant. My old assistant Jacob is taking off and I had to let that butterfly fly away. All good things must come to an end, I suppose.

Episode 053 - "I Think I Have a Great Idea"

Thu, 03 May 2018 21:40:20 +0000

It’s time to put together a one-man show of the last 15 years of my life. Take a listen. Let me know.

Episode 052 - "My Buddy JB Ended His Life. I Spent time with Jim Carrey"

Sun, 29 Apr 2018 02:15:22 +0000

Crazy day. Wow. You never know what life brings you and today was an odd one .

Episode 051 - "Mom Passed"

Thu, 19 Apr 2018 18:15:45 +0000

Dealing with the passing of Mom as best I can. What a crazy experience. She was a legend to most, but to me she was my Mom. She’s at peace now and so am I.

Episode 050 - "Banging At The 4-Plex"

Sat, 17 Mar 2018 19:36:28 +0000

Webcam babes are making the cash, broooz! 💰

Episode 049 - "Swimming With the Pigs"

Sat, 30 Dec 2017 14:11:36 +0000

This is my last rant before 2018! It’s pretty sweet. Love you guys. Happy New Year!

Episode 048 - "The Big Apple and Trump's Report Card"

Tue, 19 Dec 2017 01:22:59 +0000

Vacationing and seeing old friends in NYC. Evaluating Trump after one year. Getting ready for 2018!

Episode 047 - "Holiday Season Is a Weird Time"

Mon, 11 Dec 2017 17:56:15 +0000

Took a break around the holidays, but I'm back and better than ever. Earth to stoners! come in, stoners!

Episode 046 - "Personal Stuff and Women in My Life"

Wed, 26 Jul 2017 14:39:34 +0000

Very raw and uncensored. I'm just telling you how I feel today about relationships, my mom, and much, much more.

Episode 045 - "Moving to Thailand"

Fri, 30 Jun 2017 04:19:32 +0000

I'm really happy for comics who are making a lot of money just for talking on a stage. It's pretty crazy. I know how to capture Kim Jung Un. Also, I'm considering moving to Thailand. I think I'd fit in there.

Episode 044 - "Talked to Mike Tyson and Trump Spatched"

Fri, 19 May 2017 02:50:59 +0000

Had a nice call with Mike Tyson and his wife Kiki. Was feeling kinda depressed, so I took the day off. Whatever though, you guys. I still want you to check out my new show on Crackle! Love you all :)

Episode 043 - "Coffee Maker Broke and My New Show Is on Crackle"

Fri, 12 May 2017 17:01:01 +0000

Ups and downs, just like always. Excited my podcast interview show finally premiered on Crackle. I'm the new Seinfeld! What's the deal with that, brozzz?!

Episode 042 - "My Sister Had Surgery and Captured with Bobby Lee"

Tue, 11 Apr 2017 01:57:27 +0000

I'm back home in the Four-Plex. I'm alone tonight and I'm getting very personal😳. Enjoy.

Episode 041 - "Bye Bye Birdy and I Baby Powder My Balls"

Tue, 04 Apr 2017 05:57:11 +0000

Not sure how I feel about the fact that my gay masseuse got mad at me for not letting him jerk me off. Not cool, bro. Not into it. Spatch. Also, I've discovered a new maintenance method for my balls.

Episode 040 - "Bobby Lee's Penis and Enjoy Your Saturday"

Sat, 01 Apr 2017 14:40:47 +0000

I had fun recording this one. Trump Wiezed into the White House and I'm in charge of the chicken fingers at the Comedy Store. Extra crispy, brozzz!

Episode 039 - "Gotta Lose 10 Lbs and Dinner With My Ex"

Thu, 16 Mar 2017 20:06:43 +0000

Rise and grind, brozz! Early Bird Catches the Wiez.

Episode 038 - "Missing My Ex"

Wed, 08 Mar 2017 05:56:14 +0000

The grass isn't always greener, you guys. Seriously.

Episode 037 - "Matzah Balls and Kellyanne Conway"

Wed, 01 Mar 2017 19:10:23 +0000

Food for the soul is what I needed to make me feel better. Jewish soup is super yum, you guys. Kellyanne Conway's hot too, right? She can deflect any question. I'd love to be next to her, not in a sexual way, either. Would love to grab a drink with her and get hammered and talk about the orange baboon. She'z got stories, brozzz!

Episode 036 - "Kids Today, Black Dudes and White Chicks"

Fri, 17 Feb 2017 21:04:42 +0000

I thought I was wild when I was a kid but, dude, I was nothing like today's kids. Twitter should change their name to Clitter. Also, black penises are gorgeous. They're like sea serpents in the sky.

Episode 035 - "Kirk Fox Is Getting Married!"

Wed, 15 Feb 2017 20:25:11 +0000

If the Ostrich can settle down and get married, so can the Wiez.

Episode 034 - "Joe Rogan & I Are Friends and Adam Sandler Is King"

Tue, 07 Feb 2017 05:36:52 +0000

I shed a tear tonight, you guys. Had some alone time with sweet baby Joe. Also, no one can stop Adam Sandler. May the force be with Jew!

Episode 033 - "Ban All Wiezelz"

Sun, 29 Jan 2017 18:37:43 +0000

Trump! Wtf, bro? Spatch, spatch, super spatch! Not cool, dude.

Episode 032 - "I'm Burnt and Mexico & US Should Pay for the Wall"

Fri, 27 Jan 2017 08:23:57 +0000

I'm like a piece of toast. My chest needs to be scraped, and my toe jam needs to be cleaned out. Gnarly, right? I think Mexico and the US should go Dutch on the wall.

Episode 031 - "Trump Is Our Prez and Dad turns 90"

Sun, 22 Jan 2017 18:16:32 +0000

I still can't believe the orange baboon is our president. He's so wild, you guys. Happy 90th, Dad. I love you.

Episode 030 - "Neal Brennan on Netflix and Dad's 90th Bday at The Comedy Store

Fri, 20 Jan 2017 06:22:00 +0000

Encore! Encore! Way to go, Neal. You're Netflix special was very unique, just like your posture. Dad's 90th birthday is going to be awesome.

Episode 029 - "Sara Patti"

Sat, 14 Jan 2017 08:33:49 +0000

Sara Patti is the number-one fan of Random Rants. She emails me often at paulyrants@gmail.com. Love you, Patti Melt.

Episode 028 - "Saying Bye to Obama"

Wed, 11 Jan 2017 03:53:03 +0000

Loved him even though I never met him. Thank you for being you, Barry. See ya in Hawaii where we'll smoke some ganja, doood. Michelle. Whaddup, gurrrl?!

Episode 027 - "Wrongfully Accused and the Golden Globes"

Mon, 09 Jan 2017 19:36:57 +0000

I wanna party with dudes who were wrongfully accused for crimes they didn't commit. I want to get them wasted and laid, dude. Yet another year I won't be going to the Golden Globes. Not cool, brozzz!

Episode 026 - "President-Elect"

Wed, 04 Jan 2017 06:56:40 +0000

Orange baboon! What's up, bro? Have you banged any interns yet on the same desk that Bill banged Monica or what? Talk to me. C'mon, bro. You're lagging.

Episode 025 - "Dad's 90th Birthday"

Tue, 03 Jan 2017 06:57:57 +0000

Let's all give a round of applause for my dad Sammy Shore! He's gonna outlive us all. Getting ready for his 90th birthday. God bless him.

Episode 024 - "Bye to 2016 and Korean Spas"

Sun, 01 Jan 2017 00:29:20 +0000

So long, suckazz! Dude, why is your pee-pee so small? I love looking at naked Asian men, brozz!

023 - "My Christmas in Gilbert"

Mon, 26 Dec 2016 22:53:17 +0000

Had such an awesome time with Allie Boo Boo and her family. Thank you for taking me in and showing me love. Son in Law 2016!!!

Episode 022 - "Buffalo Hotel and Life Before the Internet"

Sat, 17 Dec 2016 18:56:13 +0000

I'm living large, brozz! I Love fluffy hotel rooms on the road. Life was easier back in the day before our brains were all mush. Not cool, doodz!

Episode 021 - "Girlfriend's for Christmas and Buffalo"

Sat, 17 Dec 2016 09:29:21 +0000

Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, coming to Gilbert, AZ. OJ was great on the Bills.

Episode 20 - "Prison Shows and Naps"

Sun, 11 Dec 2016 01:36:03 +0000

Obsessed with MSN Lock Up. Definitely makes me feel better about my living situation. If two dudes can live in harmony in a 5x7 ft jail cell, I can live in my four-plex just fine. I'm tired. Goodnight.

Episode 019 - "My NYC Trip Was Trippy"

Thu, 08 Dec 2016 13:16:53 +0000

Thank you so much for letting me bite into your big apple. Love the city! NYC is my second home.

Episode 018 "The Real Deal"

Sat, 03 Dec 2016 17:45:32 +0000

There's fakes and posers, people who are not transparent. But his one's the real deal.

Episode 017 - "Feeling It"

Tue, 29 Nov 2016 06:50:05 +0000

Yeah, dawg! Let's do this. I got back my mojo and I'm looking for a dojo... brooo!

Episode 016 - "Looking Back"

Sat, 26 Nov 2016 04:18:42 +0000

Mmmmmm, I like what I see. The past is quite bright.

Episode 015 - "Fly-Over States"

Wed, 23 Nov 2016 05:10:53 +0000

Where's my swamp people at?! Love the tertiary markets. (That means third-tier, bro.) The towns in between the small towns. Carnies with moles on their necks. Love these peeps.

Episode 014 - "Frustrated with My Stand Up"

Sun, 20 Nov 2016 03:55:43 +0000

I've been doing this for over 25 years, you guys. And guess what, I'm still trying to figure it out. Stand up is very fragile.

Episode 013 - "Feeling Good"

Fri, 18 Nov 2016 06:49:11 +0000

I'm in my happy place. Super fuzzies, you guyz. All I need is some cocoa. Yum yum, brooz.

Episode 012 - "Steve Bannon"

Tue, 15 Nov 2016 01:39:33 +0000

Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler!

Episode 011 - "My Life Now and More Trump"

Sat, 12 Nov 2016 06:26:18 +0000

I'm just the average Joe, traveling town-to-town, peddling my comedic goods. I can't believe the red baboon's our president. That's DEFINITELY not cool. God help us all!

Episode 010 - "Trump"

Wed, 09 Nov 2016 17:43:10 +0000

Bye, you guyz. It was nice knowing you. I'm moving to Canada. Maple syrup, brozz!

Episode 009 - "Night Before the Election"

Tue, 08 Nov 2016 06:42:23 +0000

I'm scared, really scared. But then again... fuck it. What happens, happens. Regardless, you guys are my fans and I am your Wiez!

Episode 008 - "San Antonio Airport"

Sun, 06 Nov 2016 12:43:53 +0000

Everyone's staring at me. Not cool, dood! I'm just trying to rant to my fans. I need a margarita.

Episode 007 - "What's in My Head"

Sat, 29 Oct 2016 06:37:39 +0000

You definitely have to hear this one. The stuff that's in my head is quite bizarre.

Episode 006 - "Life Before the Internet"

Wed, 26 Oct 2016 18:09:03 +0000

It was so much easier before the internet. Now, our brains are mush. Not cool, doodz!

Episode 005 - "Glass Half Full and Traveling"

Fri, 21 Oct 2016 22:15:51 +0000

I'm alive. I can walk and breathe. Doing better than most. Gotta get out to the people because that's my happy place.

Episode 004 - "Clinton vs Trump and Middle America"

Sat, 15 Oct 2016 00:06:49 +0000

It's like the "Thrilla in Manila". Her versus him. What's gonna happen? Who's gonna win? Hillary don't diss the fly over states!!!

Episode 003 - "What I've Been up to and Allie Boo Boo"

Fri, 14 Oct 2016 23:36:53 +0000

I'm the average Joe, just hanging out with my sweet babe Allie Boo Boo. We're just doing our thing.

Episode 002 - "Caitlyn Jenner, Social Media, and the Gym"

Fri, 14 Oct 2016 23:29:59 +0000

I'm all confused and I don't know what to do. Everyone's going cray cray!

Episode 001 - "Welcome to Random Rants!"

Fri, 14 Oct 2016 23:26:33 +0000

I got rants in my pants and I gotta get 'em to your ear lobes, brozz! Welcome. This is from me to you. Let's do this!