Floridiots

$200 Date

Tue, 28 Apr 2026 16:46:41 +0000

The Big Show

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Dr. AI

Tue, 21 Apr 2026 14:31:57 +0000

The Big Show

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Wearing Your Funnel Cake

Mon, 13 Apr 2026 14:06:44 +0000

The Big Show

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Meeting Strangers, Florida loves Publix, No one liked 2025

Wed, 28 Jan 2026 14:17:20 +0000

The Big Show

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Floridiots 6-9

Mon, 09 Jun 2025 12:40:26 +0000

Selfie Related Accidents

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Floridiots 5-28 Throwback!

Wed, 28 May 2025 13:40:55 +0000

Chris asked for this Floridiot throwback from last year!

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Floridiot 5-19

Mon, 19 May 2025 19:13:29 +0000

How can someone this dumb afford a ticket to Rome?

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The Raccoon Got In Her Stash!

Mon, 12 May 2025 15:36:03 +0000

You've heard of Cocaine Bear... now we've got Meth Raccoon!

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Floridiots: 4/29

Tue, 29 Apr 2025 16:08:38 +0000

Don't approach black bears!

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Floridiots: 4/28

Mon, 28 Apr 2025 16:53:41 +0000

Impersonating a cop

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Floridiots 4-7

Mon, 07 Apr 2025 18:50:37 +0000

Weapon doesn't match the crime

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Floridiots: Dairy Queen Holdup

Mon, 31 Mar 2025 20:46:56 +0000

For some chump change!

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Floridiots: I Fought The Law

Tue, 25 Mar 2025 17:33:23 +0000

The law won!

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Floridiots: Watermelon, No Sugar

Mon, 17 Mar 2025 14:57:36 +0000

Wonder what caused this debacle

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Floridiots: He Needs Some Ice

Wed, 12 Mar 2025 14:58:24 +0000

That's gonna hurt coming out...

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Floridiots: He Overstayed His Welcome!

Tue, 11 Mar 2025 16:32:50 +0000

You never know what someone will bring into your home!

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Floridiot: Eat Your Wife's Cooking!

Mon, 10 Mar 2025 15:19:03 +0000

It's dangerous to not!

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Floridiot: Florida Man Games

Thu, 06 Mar 2025 21:42:32 +0000

This one's close to home!

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Floridiots: He Has Hell Toupee

Wed, 05 Mar 2025 19:31:05 +0000

How high is your hair?

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Floridiots: Vandalism

Tue, 04 Mar 2025 16:16:00 +0000

How do you not know what your ex's car looks like?!

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This One's A Two-fer!

Thu, 27 Feb 2025 14:36:18 +0000

How deep of a hole can you dig yourself into?

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Floridiot: He's Playing the Blame Game!

Wed, 26 Feb 2025 15:21:20 +0000

He's Playing the Blame Game!

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She Didn't Take The Breakup Too Well...

Tue, 25 Feb 2025 16:25:13 +0000

Now why would they add that to the police report?

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Do Lawnmowers Need License Plates?

Mon, 24 Feb 2025 16:04:15 +0000

They need to ID this man!

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Robbie's Wife Made Him a New Tooth

Tue, 25 Apr 2023 14:22:14 +0000

Robbie's wife had to make him a new tooth over the weekend. Here's how she did it!

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The Marijuana Skip Scanner

Tue, 24 Jan 2023 14:21:07 +0000

Today's Flor-idiot should've checked his trunk before having police officers help him load it up!

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Well, he did take pride in his work

Tue, 29 Nov 2022 11:26:42 +0000

When you're a vandal, I guess getting credit for it is part of the fun

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The last person you would suspect

Tue, 29 Nov 2022 11:25:17 +0000

Who is doing all of the porch pirating? The last person you would expect

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He left something behind when he carjacked

Tue, 29 Nov 2022 11:23:59 +0000

Technology caught up with this Floridiot after he carjacked someone.

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Did you plan on the SWAT training?

Mon, 03 Oct 2022 10:06:33 +0000

Criminal sometimes plot out their crimes to the last detail, but I guess these didn't plan on this

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Red means stop

Mon, 03 Oct 2022 10:05:08 +0000

Three guys were busted trying to SAW down a traffic light

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Speedy (Too Speedy) Delivery

Tue, 30 Aug 2022 13:22:52 +0000

Guy gets into all kinds of trouble just trying to deliver a pizza.

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Robber who fell for the "why don't you fill out a job app" bit

Fri, 05 Aug 2022 13:54:57 +0000

Not all robbers have what it takes to be a robber. Thank goodness.

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Florida Man that does yard work naked

Tue, 26 Jul 2022 14:21:58 +0000

Yeah we thought the same thing

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This isn't what 9-1-1 is for, it's what Instacart is for

Wed, 20 Jul 2022 14:26:43 +0000

Guy calls 9-1-1 to place an order for his girlfriend

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An Iguana in your toilet...again!

Wed, 13 Jul 2022 14:45:04 +0000

When an iguana is sticking his head out of your toilet, you may never sit down in the dark again!

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Selfie with Tasmanian Devil

Tue, 05 Jul 2022 12:41:23 +0000

A woman tried to get a selfie with a Tasmanian devil. Yep.

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The Force is NOT with this guy

Tue, 05 Jul 2022 12:34:49 +0000

Guy pretends to be Disney employee to try and steal this

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Idiot that bought an insurance policy AFTER his wreck

Wed, 15 Jun 2022 10:23:20 +0000

Guy wrecks a car without insurance. Hops on the horn to add wrecked car to policy. Immediately files a claim. Nope.

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High speed chase, but first, NUGGETS!

Fri, 10 Jun 2022 14:28:14 +0000

Cops were after car burglars, ready to chase them down, the thieves pull in to the drive-thru at Chick-Fil-A

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Filling a bladder truck with stolen gas

Wed, 08 Jun 2022 13:56:14 +0000

Miami man retrofits a truck to fit a bladder that he fills with stolen gas from a gas station.

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Just Hold Still

Fri, 27 May 2022 14:24:10 +0000

Burglar does the best he can to avoid cops in a department store, he tried this. It did not end well.

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You just had to show off

Fri, 27 May 2022 14:20:45 +0000

If you're collecting disability and you're healthy enough to not have to collect disability, I would lay low from social media, especially when you're showing off your strength and endurance on said social media.

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She threw WHAT at the police officer?

Fri, 27 May 2022 14:18:14 +0000

Maybe it was a last ditch effort to escape an impending arrest, but I wouldn't have tried this.

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Covidiot tryin' to keep all the money

Fri, 27 May 2022 14:10:13 +0000

Covid Relief funds were passed out in Japan, this guy got more than his fair share and thought he would keep it

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Crack Pipe Delivery!

Fri, 27 May 2022 14:08:29 +0000

When ordering groceries from Wal Mart, you don't expect to find this

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How close is that GoPro going to {CRUNCH}

Wed, 11 May 2022 10:09:19 +0000

A man gets a little too close with a Go Pro to an alligator

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They'll never find me here

Wed, 11 May 2022 10:02:41 +0000

A guy is trying to hide from the police the way a 2-year old plays hide and seek. It was actually less effective than that!

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Why the guy crashed his $704,000 car is amazing

Fri, 06 May 2022 11:17:33 +0000

One would think that you pay over $700,000 for a car, you know how to operate it. You would think.

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Dude, what happens in Disney, gets captured by photo galleries

Wed, 04 May 2022 12:20:54 +0000

The idiot thought he could get away with some foolin' around with the nanny. Not when Disney takes those pictures for your keepsake....

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Floridiot learns what NOT to bring to Disney World

Mon, 25 Apr 2022 14:05:01 +0000

Certain places have certain rules in which you must abide. Disney World would be one. Come to find out a small world can get even smaller.

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You couldn't wait to deposit the loot?

Mon, 25 Apr 2022 13:57:38 +0000

When you rob a bank, you would think you would wait a second or two until you put the money into official account, right? Wrong.

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What in the hell is this guy driving on the streets of Florida?

Fri, 15 Apr 2022 15:31:31 +0000

It's some kind of go-kart/bobsled/bathtubby-looking thing and he was on the streets of south Florida. And not a back road, some busy freakin' street

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Impersonating an officer to get a Wendy's discount?

Fri, 15 Apr 2022 13:14:07 +0000

Flashing his "badge" to get his Wendy's discount.

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Assault and Cattery

Fri, 15 Apr 2022 13:11:53 +0000

Girlfriends argue, cat involved.

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Crocodiles are not pets, Florida Man

Tue, 12 Apr 2022 14:51:47 +0000

A guy gets pulled over for other reasons, when , "oh look, a crocodile in the bed of your truck"

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A Dead Guy is the Guest of Honor at His Memorial Party

Fri, 08 Apr 2022 10:12:55 +0000

Yeah, it's as "Weekend at Bernie's" as you may think

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New sport? Running a mile while getting sucker-punched

Wed, 06 Apr 2022 10:01:32 +0000

We still don't know what caused this Floridiot to come onto the track and punch a runner during a race, but he did.

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April Fools Prank Backfires on Business

Wed, 06 Apr 2022 09:58:45 +0000

April Fools Day pranks can be harmless, funny and amusing; or they can really upset your customers and even lose them as customers. Look no further than here.

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NBA Legend Ray Allen is a Floridiot?

Thu, 31 Mar 2022 14:48:52 +0000

When it comes to jury duty, it doesn't matter who you are. NBA legend Ray Allen learned this recently

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TEACHER: I didn't bite them! I licked them?

Mon, 28 Mar 2022 13:51:14 +0000

A teacher is in trouble over a scuffle over...pickles?

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I've heard of having two left feet, but...

Fri, 25 Mar 2022 13:03:42 +0000

This Floridiot didn't think this one through. He wasn't right, but he left.

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Did you hear the one about naked guy on a golf course?

Thu, 24 Mar 2022 14:06:42 +0000

Do you call this a losing streak?

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Could you live in a cubicle at work and no one know?

Thu, 24 Mar 2022 14:00:47 +0000

The very reason this guy wanted to do it was to post about it on social media, but it's the posting that got him fired.

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The city of Miami didn't think this through!

Wed, 23 Mar 2022 15:12:32 +0000

The city of Miami is the Floridiot. Here's why.

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Life is like a box of...scorpions

Mon, 21 Mar 2022 11:12:33 +0000

Dude smuggling scorpions tries to conceal them as scorpions. What could go wrong?

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Careful where you stash the stolen car

Fri, 18 Mar 2022 16:03:58 +0000

If we've learned anything from the Floridiots, when you commit a crime the three most important things are location, location, location

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Naked on the Porch

Wed, 16 Mar 2022 10:16:29 +0000

So I used to think that "wrapping yourself in the flag" was just an expression.

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Nuthin' but a holster and a bathrobe

Wed, 16 Mar 2022 10:05:50 +0000

We do not endorse this man's actions, but don't tell me the thought hasn't crossed your mind

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Covidiot has been watching too many action movies!

Thu, 10 Mar 2022 14:10:37 +0000

71 year old man had it planned down to the letter; fortunately for us, police found out before he could implement.

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ANOTHER issue at Orlando International Airport

Wed, 09 Mar 2022 14:30:48 +0000

I mean, seriously Orlando, what gives? Yet another incident at the airport with A 10 year old and an AirDrop

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When you get inspiration from Miley Cyrus' "Wrecking Ball"

Wed, 09 Mar 2022 12:02:29 +0000

What is weirder than the Miley Cyrus video for "Wrecking Ball?" This Floridiot.

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He wanted to get noticed on TikTok....congratulations, you're under arrest

Mon, 07 Mar 2022 14:39:14 +0000

TikTok "star" likes the recognition when he started, but he didn't figure that the police would recognize him too.

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Deputy not down with his old high school friend's idea

Mon, 07 Mar 2022 14:33:47 +0000

Floridiot had a terrific idea, or so he thought, with his ol' high school friend, who's now a deputy. It didn't end well for him.

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Lit cigarette + active gas pump =

Fri, 04 Mar 2022 13:30:08 +0000

Thankfully, no explosion, but seriously dude

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uhhhhh, would you believe Putin made me do it?

Fri, 04 Mar 2022 13:23:51 +0000

This guy saved his best (as far as funny goes) excuse for last with the police officer as to why he was speeding and running a stop sign!

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This goat is the G.O.A.T.

Thu, 03 Mar 2022 10:50:02 +0000

A crime-stopping goat. Move over, Brady, we've found the GOAT

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You would think the clown mannequin would be the weirdest part of this story

Wed, 02 Mar 2022 16:57:10 +0000

But you would be wrong. There's something crazier than a clown mannequin riding shotgun in your truck.

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Another Orlando Airport Idiot

Wed, 02 Mar 2022 16:47:29 +0000

What is in the water at the Orlando Airport? (Hint: That ain't water)

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Sampling the Fraud Buffet

Wed, 02 Mar 2022 16:31:44 +0000

This Georgidiot doesn't specialize in just one way of fraud, she samples all of it

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Take one down, smash it over my head, 99 bottles of beer on the wall

Wed, 02 Mar 2022 16:24:41 +0000

This dude had way too many issues, but the straw that broke the camel's back, was the beer he smashed over his head.

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Why, yes, that IS a crossbow in your pants

Fri, 25 Feb 2022 17:20:03 +0000

Go ahead and make up your own jokes, there are plenty go around once you hear this Floridiot.

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If you're too tired for this, it may be a deeper problem

Fri, 25 Feb 2022 13:51:41 +0000

A drunk lawyer walks into a bar...sounds like the beginning of a joke. Well there is a punch line!

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Too Much Monkey Business

Thu, 24 Feb 2022 11:32:02 +0000

When the seller of whatever you're buying says "head straight to the state line", something might be a little shady

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How a Wal Mart gift card took down a $4.5 billion heist

Thu, 24 Feb 2022 11:27:40 +0000

I don't understand much about cryptocurrency, but I do know that you shouldn't mess with Wal Mart!

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Random woman steals kid's science project

Thu, 24 Feb 2022 11:19:13 +0000

A major What-The-Floridiot issue with this lady

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What NOT to tell a police officer, Episode #2369

Thu, 24 Feb 2022 11:13:59 +0000

Maybe it would be better not to talk to the police officer

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Drunk with a motorized suitcase...what could go wrong?

Thu, 17 Feb 2022 14:17:34 +0000

A woman in the Orlando airport seemed inebriated and led a bicycle policeman on a slow moving chase on her motorized suitcase. yep.

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Hidden from the cops in Plain Sight

Wed, 16 Feb 2022 11:51:49 +0000

Tip to criminals, if you're going to commit a crime, check your surroundings...for police watching you!!

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Not Mick Jagger

Fri, 11 Feb 2022 12:38:12 +0000

There are celebrity sightings and celebrity impersonators and then...there's this guy

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He had to blame it on something!

Thu, 10 Feb 2022 15:43:25 +0000

Floridiot gets pulled over with all kinds of wrong on him. But he has a good excuse!

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Influencer learns there's a dress code at the Vatican

Wed, 09 Feb 2022 14:45:02 +0000

You're a Brazilian social influencer, which means you can do anything anywhere, right? Isn't that the law on social media? Well, it isn't at the Vatican.

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Do you know the Lemur Laws in Your State? Yes, I said Lemur Laws

Wed, 09 Feb 2022 13:45:04 +0000

Before you go showing off on social media about your cute little lemurs, you may want to find out if they are legal where you live.

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This Floridiot knows how to compound errors

Wed, 09 Feb 2022 11:39:00 +0000

As if committing one crime isn't enough, he just kept piling on

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Elton John's Twitter gives shout out to the wrong city

Mon, 07 Feb 2022 12:55:57 +0000

It's hard to keep it straight, what with Elton John's never-ending farewell tour. But his Twitter account confused a big city for a little town. He needs to play this little town now, right?

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Truck thieves take selfies with DRIVER'S PHONE!!!!

Fri, 04 Feb 2022 11:34:35 +0000

If you're dumb enough to steal someone's truck, at least don't be dumb enough to make it sooo easy on the cops by taking selfies with the owner's phone!

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He had to re-charge his ankle monitor

Wed, 02 Feb 2022 12:55:02 +0000

First, when you're wearing an ankle monitor, you've made some mistakes in the past. Then you go and do this!

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Then You Had to Go Brag about it

Mon, 31 Jan 2022 14:01:26 +0000

Using a fake vax card to get into an NFL Playoff game, then you had to tell EVERYBODY!

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Former Jacksonville Armada soccer player goes ballistic on plane

Fri, 28 Jan 2022 14:27:32 +0000

This former Armada soccer player showed his butt (ahem, literally) on a recent plane trip

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Florida Woman gets Geo-Catfished!

Fri, 28 Jan 2022 14:22:28 +0000

Sometimes things aren't as advertised, as this Florida woman found out!

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Robbie is picky about his bacon too. But THIS picky?

Thu, 27 Jan 2022 15:37:39 +0000

Nobody loves crispy bacon better than our Robbie Rose, but don't bring him some bacon that's not extra crispy. Hey where was he last week???

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Might as well jump!

Thu, 27 Jan 2022 15:29:22 +0000

What was this guy up to on the roof of a hotel with a parachute?

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What part of "we're closed" do you not understand?

Wed, 26 Jan 2022 13:38:45 +0000

A WalMart had to close early for cleaning and re-stocking, but did anyone listen?

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Make sure your brother's clean before doing this

Tue, 25 Jan 2022 16:05:02 +0000

A man lost his license, but decided to drive anyway. Of course, he got pulled over. So instead of telling the truth, he gave them his brother's information. Didn't work out.

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Oh Deere, don't take the Lawnmower

Tue, 25 Jan 2022 14:03:18 +0000

There is an old story about country singer George Jones whose wife took away his car keys because he drank too much. So he drove a riding lawnmower to the bar. Reminds us of this guy

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Weber Grills and the untimely recipe

Mon, 24 Jan 2022 16:20:02 +0000

No idiots here, just unfortunate timing on the part of the Weber Company who socialed out a recipe Friday with unintended consequences

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You Go Granny!

Mon, 24 Jan 2022 14:15:48 +0000

A scammer tried to swindle a grandmother by concocting a story about her grandson. She caught on real quick and turned the tables

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Jaguars player to officer: "oh, my bad"

Thu, 20 Jan 2022 11:15:03 +0000

Jaguars player leads police on a high speed chase and allegedly flips off the officer.

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Sink or Selfie

Wed, 19 Jan 2022 15:13:57 +0000

Women's car is sinking in an iced over river. But she has time for a selfie, right?

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Hold my beer - uh better yet...

Tue, 18 Jan 2022 12:15:02 +0000

You don't have to be on the road to get a DUI. Just ask this guy!

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Selling the Getaway Car

Tue, 18 Jan 2022 11:15:02 +0000

When you commit a crime and use a getaway car, you tend to need to hide or ditch or otherwise unload said automobile. Our Floridiot knew this; how he went about unloading the car if a different story.

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TikTok Lunacy: Nyquil Chicken

Mon, 17 Jan 2022 13:45:34 +0000

a subcategory of our Floridiots is social idiots and this was found on TikTok. Have a bad cold, use this recipe of chicken and Nyquil. The answer: NO, don't do it

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Idiot yes: but the puns are worth it

Fri, 14 Jan 2022 12:10:02 +0000

Damn, dude

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Moral: Don't stiff the bartender

Fri, 14 Jan 2022 11:15:02 +0000

Two idiots burned a Christmas tree at the iconic Southernmost Point in Key West on New Year's Eve. How did they get caught? ho ho ho it's a good one

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Rule of the road; Rule 1- don't run over Officer's foot

Thu, 13 Jan 2022 11:50:02 +0000

You may want to pay attention to 1. Barricades 2. Officer's feet. Our latest Floridiot.

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Dang, Mom!

Wed, 12 Jan 2022 14:00:02 +0000

Mom was so fearful of catching Covid from her son that she did this.

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Glitter Assault

Wed, 12 Jan 2022 11:49:01 +0000

Everything that glitters isn't a felony, but it is here.

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Don't Look too Closely!

Tue, 11 Jan 2022 12:15:02 +0000

Covidiot tries to fool the court he was already in trouble with.

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Now THAT'S a paper trail!

Tue, 11 Jan 2022 11:15:02 +0000

Dude robs bank but has to do something with the money...he did this.

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Up Your Nose with a Garlic Clove!

Mon, 10 Jan 2022 12:05:02 +0000

Sounds like a diss in Brooklyn, but it's a TikTok challenge....

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Pennies from Hell

Mon, 10 Jan 2022 11:10:02 +0000

Follow-up to the guy in Georgia who paid a former employee the $900 he owed him in oily pennies dumped on the man's driveway. Things aren't working out so well for the owner.

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I mean really, what are the odds?

Fri, 07 Jan 2022 12:15:02 +0000

In one of the most amazingly pieces of social serendipity for the police, they find a wanted murderer like this...

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Wouldn't You WANT TO wear a mask in this situation?

Fri, 07 Jan 2022 11:20:02 +0000

A man wanted for years for murder gets done in by not following the Covid rules at a store.

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Instacart Sub

Thu, 06 Jan 2022 12:25:02 +0000

When you ordered a Covid test from instacart and you were delivered this!

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Did the Washington NFL team spoil their upcoming nickname reveal?

Thu, 06 Jan 2022 11:25:02 +0000

The Washington Football Team plans on announcing their new nickname on Groundhog Day, Feb 2. But internet sleuths noticed something that may have been a telling clue as to their new name!

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A bike, a backpack, and a sword

Wed, 05 Jan 2022 12:20:02 +0000

A guy in Zephyrhills did some serious damage when he accidentally stabbed himself with a sword in his backpack. Yes, that sentence actually happened.

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Finger Gun (Update)

Wed, 05 Jan 2022 11:15:02 +0000

You have a mighty strange (and illegal) way of asking for napkins, dude.

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May we recommend a home gym?

Thu, 02 Dec 2021 11:30:02 +0000

This dude just didn't have time to sit around waiting for one other person to use the weight machine HE WANTED to use. So he.....

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The Cussing Cocaine Cactus

Wed, 01 Dec 2021 12:00:02 +0000

No matter how alliterative "cussing cocaine cactus" is, you just don't hear this phrase. Until this Christmas toy started talking in Polish.

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San Marco Train

Wed, 01 Dec 2021 11:00:02 +0000

The San Marco train is the nemesis of downtown Jacksonville, always seeming to run through at the worst times and for a long time...The train to it to the next level last Saturday

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Fast and Furious...Street Sweeper?

Wed, 10 Nov 2021 13:39:57 +0000

It wasn't a high speed chase but he got farther than I would have guessed!

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Not enough WHAT in a Pop Tart?

Tue, 26 Oct 2021 12:36:54 +0000

I've heard of frivolous lawsuits, but when you question the nutritional value of one of the staples of American cuisine, you're pushing it!

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Did he just throw a sledgehammer?

Mon, 18 Oct 2021 13:57:46 +0000

Police officers never know what's going to happen at any time on their shift. A high speed chase after a suspect landed a few unexpected attempts to thwart the cops.

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Bone up on your puns

Wed, 13 Oct 2021 23:35:10 +0000

Dude was driving with a skeleton in his front seat. The police take the situation and run with it online.

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When scamming, you need to focus on the details

Wed, 13 Oct 2021 21:35:10 +0000

Guy goes to scam a store with a fake credit card. He leaves his wallet behind. To try and locate the owner of the wallet the store looks inside it for ID. Then it gets interesting.

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You sir are NO Captain Morgan

Wed, 13 Oct 2021 13:08:23 +0000

Dude brandishes a sword, lights stuff on fire, Surprisingly, alcohol was a factor.

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Let's NOT Make a Deal

Wed, 13 Oct 2021 13:00:52 +0000

A guy from Daytona starts trying to bribe a cop, with a half a million dollars. Then he ups the ante...it does not end well for him

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How not to get to your court date

Fri, 08 Oct 2021 12:39:35 +0000

When you have a court date in a neighboring town and you have no transportation, this is not the next best thing to do.

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Tik Toxic

Wed, 06 Oct 2021 14:20:04 +0000

We coined a phrase, we think: TikToxic. More idiot challenges on TikTok. This one may be the dumbest

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Maybe he should learn to crop his photos

Wed, 06 Oct 2021 10:20:12 +0000

When you're selling something online and you post the picture, you may want to make sure the stuff in the background is appropriate...and LEGAL

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Gronk seems a little...taller on TV

Tue, 05 Oct 2021 15:20:14 +0000

Floridiot at a Wal Mart steals a few watches and tries to get away. Witnesses remember one major detail about what he was wearing.

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the phrase is waiting IN the wings, not ON

Tue, 05 Oct 2021 12:14:44 +0000

Floridiot just couldn't wait for the plane to come to a complete stop, so he, uh, winged it

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That's SIR Dangerous to you

Fri, 24 Sep 2021 12:55:15 +0000

Either his mom knew what he was going to be or he lived up (or down) to his name. A criminal with the name....Sir Dangerous

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An Instagram Model and a Live Leopard get in a photo shoot together...

Tue, 21 Sep 2021 12:55:13 +0000

An Instagram Model and a Live Leopard get in a photo shoot together, what could go wrong?

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Floridiot or Genius?

Fri, 17 Sep 2021 14:44:55 +0000

A question: is this guy who conned his way into skipping lines at Disney a Floridiot or a genius?

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Call it....Pier pressure?

Wed, 15 Sep 2021 10:20:08 +0000

Dude leaves his car precariously "parked".

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Tesla still working out the kinks

Tue, 14 Sep 2021 15:35:56 +0000

Driverless cars have come a long way, but not all the way!

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It's a trend: call in sick to work; found by TV camera at game

Tue, 07 Sep 2021 12:35:14 +0000

The cameras at games, the better chance you have of getting busted for calling out sick at work!

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New Meaning to "my car died"

Tue, 07 Sep 2021 11:30:02 +0000

A crook trying to get away from the police chose an unusual vehicle; a mortuary van. Just guess what happens next.

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Needless to say; an unexpected TV blunder

Tue, 07 Sep 2021 09:29:33 +0000

To paraphrase Dana Carvey's classic Church Lady character from SNL: "hmmm, I wonder who could've put that clip of a satanic ritual on at the end of that news story about a puppy........

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City Government Sues Self!

Tue, 07 Sep 2021 09:22:24 +0000

You may want to know who owns the property you are about to sue. We're looking at you, Naples!

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Don't Make Me Do Something Stupid....too late

Mon, 23 Aug 2021 13:10:07 +0000

We've all been a little hangry at times where you feel you may do something stupid for something to eat. This guy sees that and raises you.

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Whip it Real good!

Mon, 23 Aug 2021 12:05:06 +0000

A trolley driver in St. Augustine went off the script......waaaay off the script

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WalMartian - Food Fight!

Tue, 17 Aug 2021 09:53:29 +0000

Weird things happen at Wal Mart, such as this food fight

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Mo-ped Getaway

Tue, 17 Aug 2021 09:51:56 +0000

Might want to re-think your getaway plans when a mo-ped is your transportation.

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Gunslinger

Wed, 28 Jul 2021 12:02:26 +0000

Guy in a a bar showing off with his gun and yep, it happened.

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Gas Up before you Hold Up!

Wed, 28 Jul 2021 10:52:11 +0000

If you're going to rob a store, check the getaway car gas gauge, dude.

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How much would do this for?

Wed, 28 Jul 2021 10:28:53 +0000

A great Craigslist ad with an opportunity to be a wedding date for a high-maintenance Mother-in-Law!

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Does it get more FLORIDA than this?

Tue, 20 Jul 2021 13:25:09 +0000

Bubba wrestles an alligator with a fine explanation as to why

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Of all the people at the soccer match, they had to show HER!

Fri, 16 Jul 2021 10:50:28 +0000

A woman calls out sick at work so she can attend the Euro soccer tournament. Of course, the boss finds out...in so many ways!

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Caught Red-Handed...or Orange-Fingered

Fri, 16 Jul 2021 10:46:32 +0000

A woman orders Taco Bell to be delivered but find her order was shorted by one Locos Taco. How did she know it was theft?

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I Can Pay in Cash, sort of

Sat, 10 Jul 2021 18:39:58 +0000

When posting bail you may not want to use this type of currency

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He's as Firecracker alright

Sat, 10 Jul 2021 18:37:54 +0000

How do you counteract people shooting fireworks off in the middle of the night? Not like this

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Lay L:ow

Tue, 29 Jun 2021 09:27:02 +0000

When you're wanted by the law, you may want to lay lower than this guy

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I forgot!

Wed, 23 Jun 2021 14:15:04 +0000

Two simple words: I forgot

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What's in a Name?

Wed, 23 Jun 2021 13:04:21 +0000

Sometimes you have to live up to a name, sometimes you're living down...

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RiffRaff on TikTok

Mon, 14 Jun 2021 14:09:42 +0000

These local Floridiots rented some scooters and, well....

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Which Way You Goin', Dummy?

Mon, 07 Jun 2021 14:07:34 +0000

When he police chase leads a criminal where he doesn't want to go

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What's in a Name?

Wed, 02 Jun 2021 13:59:28 +0000

I guess you could say the man lived up -- or down -- to his name. a true, Florida man

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He done messed with the wrong truck

Mon, 24 May 2021 13:50:19 +0000

Careful whose truck you tried to rob. Instant karma is gonna get you!

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I would've handled losing a different way....

Tue, 18 May 2021 14:27:22 +0000

No one is happy when they lose money, especially at a casino. But this woman took it a litttttle too far

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A fight over....a disco ball

Fri, 07 May 2021 10:45:09 +0000

Two guys couldn't come to an agreement over the purchase of a ...disco ball.

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Destination Wedding?

Fri, 23 Apr 2021 14:51:01 +0000

Usually when you find a venue for a wedding, the owner of the venue usually knows...usually

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The Fast and the ....Idiot

Tue, 20 Apr 2021 09:12:27 +0000

When you see movies like the Fast & Furious franchise or old episodes of The Dukes of Hazzard you enjoy them for the sheer fantasy of things like cars flying over a draw bridge. Today's Floridiot thought it was worth a shot

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Funny Money

Mon, 12 Apr 2021 15:55:38 +0000

A woman tried to pass over a counterfeit bill. a BIG one

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Joy Ride on a Train

Mon, 05 Apr 2021 12:46:31 +0000

Somebody in Newberry took a joy ride....in a train

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Let's Play the Family Fraud

Tue, 30 Mar 2021 13:00:17 +0000

Evidently this is a family tradition of trying to defraud stores. But these stores had one valuable piece of information from these folks...

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Another Zoom Court Idiot

Wed, 17 Mar 2021 12:19:05 +0000

If any good has come from the pandemic, it's the fails that people have on Zoom, especially in court. You have to hear it to believe it and don't miss what the judge tells him at the end.

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One Ring - Two Girlfriends - One Big Floridiot

Fri, 12 Mar 2021 11:51:47 +0000

So how did he think this was going to end? This guy had two girlfriends in two different cities and ...well it goes about as well as you'd think...

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That ONE song your roommate played OVER and OVER

Fri, 05 Mar 2021 13:00:06 +0000

Have you ever had a roommate that played one song over and over until you couldn't take it anymore? This Floridiot did and she FREAKED!

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Hot Mics get you into Hot Water and more

Fri, 26 Feb 2021 14:00:13 +0000

A week's worth of Floridiots including two hot mics on Zoom calls that don't end well.

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Tom Brady Shamers, Gorilla Glue copycats and more

Fri, 19 Feb 2021 14:00:13 +0000

What do you get when you put a Brady Shamer, Gorilla Glue copycats and a person who is "allergic to drunk people"? You get a week's worth of Floridiots!

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"I am not a cat". "Judge you so gorgeous" and so many more! This week in Idiots!

Fri, 12 Feb 2021 14:05:26 +0000

Two of the most classic Zoom meetings ever, both of these in court settings!! Plus so many more to make you feel better about you!

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Florida Man Tattoo, GoFundMe's for Fleeing Felons and so much more!

Fri, 05 Feb 2021 14:00:04 +0000

If you get a state of Florida tattoo that gives you a unibrow, you might be a Floridiot! Also a dude who set up a GoFundMe to escape from the law and Covidiots across the ocean! Enjoy a week's worth

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from The Naked Guy on I-10 to Bad Advice from a Lawyer, we've got a week's worth of Floridiots for you!

Fri, 29 Jan 2021 13:55:15 +0000

Floridiots, Covidiots, Social Idiots all gather at the week in review. The naked guy on I-10, a guy's revenge on getting towed, a stolen python, bad lawyer advice, granny's not dead, and you ought not do this when impersonating a cop. All this and more this week!

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A Week's Worth of Floridiots Jan 18-22

Fri, 22 Jan 2021 14:33:41 +0000

Wow! What a week! If you missed one this week, they're right here! And if you are just stumbling upon us, we salute those from Florida doing stupid things, hence the name. Also including are Covidiots and Social Idiots!

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A Week's Worth of Floridiots 2021 wk 2

Fri, 15 Jan 2021 16:30:51 +0000

Folks from Florida doing dumb things. If you missed an episode this week, we're catching you up right here! Enjoy!

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Did you miss a Floridiot this week? We've got em all here!

Fri, 08 Jan 2021 14:00:02 +0000

This week they were Floridiots, Covidiots, Social Idiots, and even a Wal Martian! Join Robbie, John & Toni for the week that was

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Don't Mess with the Taxi Driver

Mon, 04 Jan 2021 14:00:14 +0000

Our Floridiots subset, the Covidiots, make an early 2021 appearance.

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This Week's Floridiots!

Thu, 14 May 2020 14:37:06 +0000

Most of these Floridiots are our subset of Covidiots, Enjoy!

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3 COVID-IOTS

Tue, 07 Apr 2020 15:41:54 +0000

Covid-19 has brought us together in many good ways, but it has also brought to the forefront a special kind of stupid and here are three COVIDIOTS to make you feel better about how you're coping.

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Trick Pony

Wed, 31 Jul 2019 10:51:20 +0000

Dude! You blame it on the horse?

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one key oversight

Fri, 26 Jul 2019 12:55:44 +0000

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He was NOT clutch

Tue, 23 Jul 2019 12:22:37 +0000

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