Willie B's Stupid Stories

Man gets Lifetime Ban from 6 flags for Eating Chicken Nuggets on a Rollercoaster

Mon, 01 Jun 2026 16:27:08 +0000

Man gets Lifetime Ban from 6 flags for Eating Chicken Nuggets on a Rollercoaster

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Man jumps into a Smoking Chimney to Escape The Police. Spoiler Alert: He does not.

Tue, 26 May 2026 16:35:45 +0000

Man jumps into a Smoking Chimney to Escape The Police. Spoiler Alert: He does not.

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THE Knight Rider Car is in a Museum. It managed to get a Speeding Ticket.

Wed, 13 May 2026 16:09:59 +0000

THE Knight Rider Car is in a Museum. It managed to get a Speeding Ticket.

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Man swallows 2 pairs of expensive earrings, ends up pooping out 3 pairs.

Mon, 11 May 2026 16:03:16 +0000

Man swallows 2 pairs of expensive earrings, ends up pooping out 3 pairs.

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Man Steals 80,000 From Chic Fil A by Returning Mac and Cheese

Mon, 04 May 2026 16:01:21 +0000

Man Steals 80,000 From Chic Fil A by Returning Mac and Cheese

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Two Words: Fecal Vandalism

Thu, 30 Apr 2026 16:27:06 +0000

Two Words: Fecal Vandalism

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Woman tosses a stick of dynamite into her boyfriends bed. He lost a hand.

Tue, 28 Apr 2026 16:33:10 +0000

Woman tosses a stick of dynamite into her boyfriends bed. He lost a hand. also, one company uploaded an AI program, and 9 seconds later, it deleted all their files.

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Local Hero Spray paints Longmont Speed Cameras

Thu, 23 Apr 2026 16:11:01 +0000

Local Hero Spray paints Longmont Speed Cameras

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Some Finnish Pilots are in trouble for flying in an Erect Formation

Wed, 22 Apr 2026 16:16:32 +0000

Some Finnish Pilots are in trouble for flying in an Erect Formation

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Car gets stuck on the Train Tracks by Union Station

Mon, 20 Apr 2026 15:59:07 +0000

Car gets stuck on the Train Tracks by Union Station. Plus a man gets arrested for Swapping Lego for Pasta.

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Scientists found a new island off the coast of Antarctica

Wed, 15 Apr 2026 16:13:12 +0000

Scientists found a new island off the coast of Antarctica

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Man is upset at the high cost of Outback Steakhouse

Mon, 13 Apr 2026 16:34:48 +0000

Man is upset at the high cost of Outback Steakhouse

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Man with 4 Amputations is a Corn hole champion, and he shot his buddy while driving

Tue, 24 Mar 2026 16:36:08 +0000

Man with 4 Amputations is a Corn hole champion, and he shot his buddy while driving

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Man gets a DUI on an Electric Unicycle

Thu, 19 Mar 2026 16:30:27 +0000

Man gets a DUI on an Electric Unicycle

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Woman kills her husband, then writes a kids book about Dealing with Grief.

Tue, 17 Mar 2026 16:31:49 +0000

Woman kills her husband, then writes a kids book about Dealing with Grief.

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Leading UFO researcher has gone missing

Tue, 10 Mar 2026 16:41:36 +0000

One of the leading UFO researchers has gone missing.

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F You Larry!

Tue, 03 Mar 2026 17:41:11 +0000

A suggestion for all Door Dash Drivers - Don't let Larry take the bag of food.

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Man is looking at 90 years in Jail for Stealing Sports Cards

Tue, 03 Mar 2026 17:40:53 +0000

Guy is looking at 90 years in Jail after stealing cards using taco seasoning mix to fool the self check out scanners

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Mom threw a party, and slept with her 16 Year Old Son's Friend. Then she called Doordash to drop off some Plan B

Tue, 03 Mar 2026 17:32:09 +0000

Mom threw a party, and slept with her 16 Year Old Son's Friend. Then she called Doordash to drop off some Plan B

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Man was caught Spooning with some Roadkill. Was later found with Roadkill Fur all over him.

Tue, 24 Feb 2026 17:27:42 +0000

Man was caught Spooning with some Roadkill. Was later found with Roadkill Fur all over him.

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Man hacks into Delivery System to steal a Semi Truck full of Crab Legs, Cologne, and Blueberries.

Tue, 17 Feb 2026 17:46:49 +0000

Man hacks into Delivery System to steal a Semi Truck full of Crab Legs, Cologne, and Blueberries.

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A man got arrested for mooning a group of teenagers

Tue, 10 Feb 2026 17:34:34 +0000

A man got arrested for mooning a group of teenagers

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Officer Spots a Bike Thief, jumps in the back of a Ford Truck and Catches him

Wed, 04 Feb 2026 17:10:47 +0000

Officer Spots a Bike Thief, jumps in the back of a Ford Truck and Catches him

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Man gets violent because woman wouldn't give him a PepsI

Mon, 02 Feb 2026 17:08:02 +0000

Man gets violent because woman wouldn't give him a PepsI

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This Summer's Monster Fest will be Greeley's Last Monster Fest

Wed, 28 Jan 2026 18:16:49 +0000

This Summer's Monster Fest will be Greeley's Last Monster Fest

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Man takes off his Ankle Monitor, and sticks it to a dog in his neighborhood

Thu, 22 Jan 2026 17:06:20 +0000

Man takes off his Ankle Monitor, and sticks it to a dog in his neighborhood

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81 Year old Woman gets arrested for trying to hire a hitman

Mon, 19 Jan 2026 17:08:21 +0000

81 Year old Woman gets arrested for trying to hire a hitman

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Is Makeup for Men going to be a hot trend?

Mon, 12 Jan 2026 17:17:12 +0000

Is Makeup for Men going to be a hot trend?

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Fortune Teller tells Woman she is going to lose something valuable. Then Steals her phone.

Thu, 08 Jan 2026 17:43:25 +0000

Fortune Teller tells Woman she is going to lose something valuable. Then Steals her phone.

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Mailman delivers Package to the Wrong House, then runs over the Child who tries returning it

Tue, 06 Jan 2026 17:48:19 +0000

Mailman delivers Package to the Wrong House, then runs over the Child who tries returning it

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Man wrecks a stolen car; tells police he was teleported into the car, and they saved him from the aliens.

Wed, 10 Dec 2025 18:07:01 +0000

Man wrecks a stolen car; tells police he was teleported into the car, and they saved him from the aliens.

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A Raccoon got trashed at a liquor store, then passes out in the bathroom.

Wed, 03 Dec 2025 17:10:49 +0000

A Raccoon got trashed at a liquor store, then passes out in the bathroom.

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A man swallowed a Bic Lighter 25 Years ago. Doctors just took it out, and it still works.

Tue, 02 Dec 2025 17:29:13 +0000

A man swallowed a Bic Lighter 25 Years ago. Doctors just took it out, and it still works.

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A Rodeo Was Cancelled due to Horse Herpes

Fri, 21 Nov 2025 17:02:14 +0000

A Rodeo Was Cancelled due to Horse Herpes

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An AI Teddy Bear will talk to your kids about sex and how to find knives

Thu, 20 Nov 2025 17:29:00 +0000

An AI Teddy Bear will talk to your kids about sex and how to find knives

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Woman busted for speeding, on her way to Little Caesars before it closes... in 12 hours.

Thu, 13 Nov 2025 18:20:31 +0000

Woman busted for speeding, on her way to Little Caesars before it closes... in 12 hours.

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It's that time of year when the Iguanas are falling out of trees.

Tue, 11 Nov 2025 17:21:05 +0000

It's that time of year when the Iguanas are falling out of trees.

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Is that a Powertool in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

Mon, 03 Nov 2025 18:26:58 +0000

Is that a Powertool in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

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Another monkey has gotten loose. This time in a Spirit Halloween store.

Thu, 30 Oct 2025 16:26:21 +0000

Another monkey has gotten loose. This time in a Spirit Halloween store.

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Man falls asleep after making a Booty Call. Woman shows up, and burns down his house.

Tue, 28 Oct 2025 16:08:14 +0000

Man falls asleep after making a Booty Call. Woman shows up, and burns down his house.

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Woman shot a man because he honked when she didn't "Go" at the Green Light.

Tue, 21 Oct 2025 16:28:47 +0000

Woman shot a man because he honked when she didn't "Go" at the Green Light.

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Thieves broke in to the Louvre and Stole some old Jewelry.

Mon, 20 Oct 2025 16:23:06 +0000

Thieves broke in to the Louvre and Stole some old Jewelry.

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Phoenix Authorities are urging people to "Stop Licking Toads"

Fri, 17 Oct 2025 16:16:29 +0000

Phoenix Authorities are urging people to "Stop Licking Toads"

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Woman buys a Knife at Marshalls to stab a woman who was taking too long

Wed, 15 Oct 2025 15:40:23 +0000

Woman buys a Knife at Marshalls to stab a woman who was taking too long

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Man gets arrested for doing a Drive By Cheese-Burgering

Tue, 14 Oct 2025 16:15:43 +0000

Man gets arrested for doing a Drive By Cheese-Burgering

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Be on the lookout for some Salsa hitting the Black market

Mon, 06 Oct 2025 16:08:31 +0000

Be on the lookout for some Salsa hitting the Black market

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Man gets in a fight with two guys over a Netflix Prank

Mon, 29 Sep 2025 16:44:27 +0000

Man gets in a fight with two guys over a Netflix Prank

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Woman driving the Wrong way on the Highway claims her husband was driving. He wasn't even in the Car.

Wed, 17 Sep 2025 16:09:41 +0000

Woman driving the Wrong way on the Highway claims her husband was driving. He wasn't even in the Car.

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An MnM's employee was stealing millions from the company.

Tue, 16 Sep 2025 16:33:53 +0000

An MnM's employee was stealing millions from the company.

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Chinese Couple got a Divorce because they couldn't agree on a name of the baby

Thu, 11 Sep 2025 16:12:23 +0000

Chinese Couple got a Divorce because they couldn't agree on a name of the baby

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A Man in an Ice Cream Outift, handed out Ice Cream at the top of a 14'er.

Mon, 08 Sep 2025 16:53:41 +0000

A Man in an Ice Cream Outift, handed out Ice Cream at the top of a 14'er.

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The Serial Butt Sniffer has been caught sniffing butts again

Mon, 25 Aug 2025 16:21:31 +0000

The Serial Butt Sniffer has been caught sniffing butts again

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Man gets busted on his way to Burning Man with ALL the drugs.

Fri, 22 Aug 2025 16:11:16 +0000

Man gets busted on his way to Burning Man with ALL the drugs.

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Man keeps ordering and returning 110 Pound Anvils from Amazon, and will do so until someone does something.

Wed, 20 Aug 2025 16:27:21 +0000

Man keeps ordering and returning 110 Pound Anvils from Amazon, and will do so until someone does something.

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Woman Sues her former employer because she didn't have to do anything; still got paid.

Mon, 18 Aug 2025 16:08:54 +0000

Woman Sues her former employer because she didn't have to do anything; still got paid.

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Woman accidentally ejects from an F-15, while still on the ground.

Thu, 14 Aug 2025 16:07:39 +0000

Woman accidentally ejects from an F-15, while still on the ground.

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Some kids stole a Train, and managed to derail it.

Wed, 13 Aug 2025 16:06:01 +0000

Some kids stole a Train, and managed to derail it.

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Electric Cars may make you more carsick than Gas Cars.

Mon, 11 Aug 2025 16:06:43 +0000

Electric Cars may make you more carsick than Gas Cars.

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Woman went to Vegas for 2 Weeks, left her son with 7 Dogs, and a pile of Dog Poop.

Fri, 08 Aug 2025 16:21:07 +0000

Woman went to Vegas for 2 Weeks, left her son with 7 Dogs, and a pile of Dog Poop.

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People keep throwing Green Dildos onto the Court at WNBA Games.

Wed, 06 Aug 2025 16:20:12 +0000

People keep throwing Green Dildos onto the Court at WNBA Games.

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Man fills his small plane up with Moose Meat, attaches Antlers to the Wing... Crashes.

Thu, 24 Jul 2025 16:21:35 +0000

Man fills his small plane up with Moose Meat, attaches Antlers to the Wing... Crashes.

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AI Program that was helping write a program, deletes the whole thing. 5 Months of work trashed.

Wed, 23 Jul 2025 16:07:55 +0000

AI Program that was helping write a program, deletes the whole thing. 5 Months of work trashed.

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Stampede broke out after a Beyonce Concert, due to a Bug Sighting

Mon, 21 Jul 2025 16:05:56 +0000

Stampede broke out after a Beyonce Concert, due to a Bug Sighting

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Woman slept with a Bunch of Monks, then Blackmailed them over their Celibacy vows.

Wed, 16 Jul 2025 16:11:23 +0000

Woman slept with a Bunch of Monks, then Blackmailed them over their Celibacy vows.

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Did you know Walmart Sells Sex Toys? This guy shop lifted a bunch of them.

Tue, 15 Jul 2025 16:35:25 +0000

Did you know Walmart Sells Sex Toys? This guy shop lifted a bunch of them.

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Identical Twin takes the fall after sister kills 2 in Amish Buggy Wreck

Mon, 14 Jul 2025 16:13:14 +0000

Identical Twin takes the fall after sister kills 2 in Amish Buggy Wreck

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Woman was getting hundreds of Amazon Returns from a Chinese company

Thu, 10 Jul 2025 16:29:24 +0000

Woman was getting hundreds of Amazon Returns from a Chinese company

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Bathroom Camping: When you just need a few minutes to yourself.

Tue, 08 Jul 2025 16:49:37 +0000

Bathroom Camping: When you just need a few minutes to yourself.

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Man gets Super Speeding ticket 2 minutes after law went into effect

Mon, 07 Jul 2025 16:05:57 +0000

Man gets Super Speeding ticket 2 minutes after law went into effect

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Man dressed in Scooby Doo costume robs a Convenience Store

Thu, 26 Jun 2025 16:17:32 +0000

Man dressed in Scooby Doo costume robs a Convenience Store

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Family is upset that Dead Woman left all her stuff to a Gigolo.

Tue, 24 Jun 2025 16:45:39 +0000

Family is upset that Dead Woman left all her stuff to a Gigolo.

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Colorado is now using speed cameras that Fast Drivers are going to hate

Wed, 18 Jun 2025 17:03:04 +0000

Colorado is now using speed cameras that Fast Drivers are going to hate

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Man had to call cops after he broke into an abandoned Prison, then got stuck.

Mon, 16 Jun 2025 16:16:37 +0000

Man had to call cops after he broke into an abandoned Prison, then got stuck.

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Man stabs another man with a Machette, then drives him to the hospital

Thu, 12 Jun 2025 16:27:11 +0000

Man stabs another man with a Machette, then drives him to the hospital

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Man Calls 911 after finding out there's no Sex in the Champaign Room

Tue, 10 Jun 2025 16:45:47 +0000

Man Calls 911 after finding out there's no Sex in the Champaign Room

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Police pull over a fellow Officer with Fake License Plate: ChaseM3

Tue, 03 Jun 2025 16:36:42 +0000

Police pull over a fellow Officer with Fake License Plate: ChaseM3

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Denver is looking for ways to make Downtown Safer. Open until 4 and Narcan Vending Machines might be the trick

Wed, 28 May 2025 16:23:39 +0000

Denver is looking for ways to make Downtown Safer. Open until 4 and Narcan Vending Machines might be the trick

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AI is now Blackmailing Engineers who want to update or turn off the system.

Tue, 27 May 2025 16:28:36 +0000

AI is now Blackmailing Engineers who want to update or turn off the system.

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Man on Meth jumps off a bridge because he was Double Dog Dared.

Thu, 22 May 2025 16:36:47 +0000

Man on Meth jumps off a bridge because he was Double Dog Dared.

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Lawyer is running around naked, Claiming he is Superman!

Tue, 20 May 2025 16:57:03 +0000

Lawyer is running around naked, Claiming he is Superman!

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Woman Assaults Her Wife, by Shoving Nachos Down Her Pants

Thu, 08 May 2025 16:15:24 +0000

Woman Assaults Her Wife, by Shoving Nachos Down Her Pants

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Police Pull over a Woman. The Raccoon in her backseat started smoking a meth pipe.

Wed, 07 May 2025 16:03:41 +0000

Police Pull over a Woman. The Raccoon in her backseat started smoking a meth pipe.

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A Gorilla in a Zoo started throwing Rocks at Zoo visitors

Tue, 06 May 2025 16:34:54 +0000

A Gorilla in a Zoo started throwing Rocks at Zoo visitors

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Woman opens up a can of Tuna in the middle of a Broadway Play. The Crowd was not happy about it.

Wed, 30 Apr 2025 16:30:25 +0000

Woman opens up a can of Tuna in the middle of a Broadway Play. The Crowd was not happy about it.

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Man has to get Rescued off of Mt Fuji. He returns 2 Days letter to pick up his phone and gets stuck again.

Tue, 29 Apr 2025 16:18:57 +0000

Man has to get Rescued off of Mt Fuji. He returns 2 Days letter to pick up his phone and gets stuck again.

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A postal worker was fired for taking some shots at a party along her delivery route

Thu, 24 Apr 2025 16:24:26 +0000

A postal worker was fired for taking some shots at a party along her delivery route

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Homeless man wins 17 Million Dollar Lottery; Woman steals it all and then kills him.

Wed, 23 Apr 2025 16:04:17 +0000

Homeless man wins 17 Million Dollar Lottery; Woman steals it all and then kills him.

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Man gets attacked on an Arizona street; gets his eye popped out.

Mon, 21 Apr 2025 16:04:22 +0000

Man gets attacked on an Arizona street; gets his eye popped out.

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19 Year old man calls in Bomb Threat when his Girlfriend and Family went on a Cruise without him.

Wed, 16 Apr 2025 16:08:48 +0000

19 Year old man calls in Bomb Threat when his Girlfriend and Family went on a Cruise without him.

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A Woman Married a River 2 Years Back. Here's how her Relationship is going.

Tue, 15 Apr 2025 16:30:55 +0000

A Woman Married a River 2 Years Back. Here's how her Relationship is going.

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2 Dogs ate their owners toes after he died. They threw them up, and a woman tried to sell the toes.

Mon, 14 Apr 2025 16:10:23 +0000

2 Dogs ate their owners toes after he died. They threw them up, and a woman tried to sell the toes.

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Police ask naked man walking on highway what he's up to. He says "going to get some pants"

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 16:14:51 +0000

Police ask naked man walking on highway what he's up to. He says "going to get some pants"

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China is now installing Escalators to the tops of Mountains.

Tue, 08 Apr 2025 16:47:24 +0000

China is now installing Escalators to the tops of Mountains.

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Russian Women are now Marrying Soldiers, so they can collect money when the men die in Combat.

Thu, 03 Apr 2025 16:36:06 +0000

Russian Women are now Marrying Soldiers, so they can collect money when the men die in Combat.

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Someone stole $350,000 Worth of meats. And you may not be chatting with a model on OnlyFans

Wed, 02 Apr 2025 16:14:00 +0000

Someone stole $350,000 Worth of meats. And you may not be chatting with a model on OnlyFans

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8 Month Pregnant Woman robs banks while her husband waits out side unknowingly.

Tue, 01 Apr 2025 16:31:35 +0000

8 Month Pregnant Woman robs banks while her husband waits out side unknowingly.

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Philadelphia suburb paints the street lines super wavy to deter speeding

Mon, 31 Mar 2025 16:10:08 +0000

Philadelphia suburb paints the street lines super wavy to deter speeding

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Man gets a kidney Transplant. Ends up dying from Rabies because of the Transplant.

Thu, 27 Mar 2025 16:38:38 +0000

Man gets a kidney Transplant. Ends up dying from Rabies because of the Transplant.

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Couple has to go to the Hospital after man gets his fist stuck in his woman's mouth.

Tue, 25 Mar 2025 16:30:27 +0000

Couple has to go to the Hospital after man gets his fist stuck in his woman's mouth.

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Family gets busted for driving cross country with the kids in the back of a U-Haul.

Mon, 24 Mar 2025 16:06:14 +0000

Family gets busted for driving cross country with the kids in the back of a U-Haul.

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High school Teacher has a sex party with her 13 year old students, while they worse Scream masks.

Fri, 21 Mar 2025 16:38:35 +0000

High school Teacher has a sex party with her 13 year old students, while they worse Scream masks.

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A Boston Parking Space is selling for $750,000

Wed, 19 Mar 2025 16:04:06 +0000

A Boston Parking Space is selling for $750,000

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Man pulls a gun and shoots off rounds because the Karaoke Machine is broken

Tue, 18 Mar 2025 16:39:16 +0000

Man pulls a gun and shoots off rounds because the Karaoke Machine is broken

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Someone is trying to sell a Michael Jordan Shaped Cheeto!

Mon, 17 Mar 2025 16:07:17 +0000

Someone is trying to sell a Michael Jordan Shaped Cheeto!

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Criminals Set up a Photoshoot so they could steal the Photographers Equipment.

Fri, 14 Mar 2025 16:41:48 +0000

Criminals Set up a Photoshoot so they could steal the Photographers Equipment.

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A TicToker accidentally put Nail Glue in her eyes, thinking it was Visene. Doctors are saying it's quite common.

Thu, 13 Mar 2025 16:29:19 +0000

A TicToker accidentally put Nail Glue in her eyes, thinking it was Visene. Doctors are saying it's quite common.

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Man wrecks his car on the highway. Then strips naked, and walks off.

Tue, 11 Mar 2025 17:28:47 +0000

Man wrecks his car on the highway. Then strips naked, and walks off.

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Michigan Police get a ton of Calls after a Taxidermist drives around with a Dead Giraffe in his truck.

Mon, 10 Mar 2025 16:21:40 +0000

Michigan Police get a ton of Calls after a Taxidermist drives around with a Dead Giraffe in his truck.

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Diesel is now selling new Jeans that shows off Plumbers Crack

Mon, 03 Mar 2025 17:21:41 +0000

Diesel is now selling new Jeans that shows off Plumbers Crack

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2 Denver Strip clubs were stealing Dancers Tips. Now they're paying them back.

Thu, 27 Feb 2025 17:58:40 +0000

2 Denver Strip clubs were stealing Dancers Tips. Now they're paying them back.

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Man Wins $50K at the Casino. Casino doesn't have to pay because man put himself on a Banned Gamblers List.

Mon, 24 Feb 2025 17:12:42 +0000

Man Wins $50K at the Casino. Casino doesn't have to pay because man put himself on a Banned Gamblers List.

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Man ends his own High Speed Pursuit because the Police Chasing him were too good.

Thu, 20 Feb 2025 17:08:33 +0000

Man ends his own High Speed Pursuit because the Police Chasing him were too good.

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A Restaurant named Chubby Chicks is getting bullied by their neighbors.

Wed, 19 Feb 2025 17:07:43 +0000

A Restaurant named Chubby Chicks is getting bullied by their neighbors.

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Two Greeley Men Get Busted for trying to Shoot Drugs into a Prison with a T-Shirt Cannon

Tue, 18 Feb 2025 17:28:20 +0000

Two Greeley Men Get Busted for trying to Shoot Drugs into a Prison with a T-Shirt Cannon

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Post Malone left a $2,000 Tip, but the Square Terminal will only allow a $200 Tip.

Tue, 11 Feb 2025 17:41:06 +0000

Post Malone left a $2,000 Tip, but the Square Terminal will only allow a $200 Tip.

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Woman stabs her Boyfriend in the neck over a dispute for Wedding Venues

Mon, 10 Feb 2025 18:22:40 +0000

Woman stabs her Boyfriend in the neck over a dispute for Wedding Venues

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Man shoots his friend after he says he can dodge bullets

Tue, 04 Feb 2025 17:35:31 +0000

Man shoots his friend after he says he can dodge bullets

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Someone broke into a mall, just to steal some uncooked Cinnabon Dough

Mon, 03 Feb 2025 17:07:16 +0000

Someone broke into a mall, just to steal some uncooked Cinnabon Dough

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Woman gets arrested for sending Fart Videos to her BF's Ex.

Fri, 31 Jan 2025 17:04:44 +0000

Woman gets arrested for sending Fart Videos to her BF's Ex.

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Gym Teacher was so drunk, he maxed out the Breathalyzer.

Wed, 29 Jan 2025 17:06:54 +0000

Gym Teacher was so drunk, he maxed out the Breathalyzer.

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8 out of 10 Men think they will get an AI girlfriend in the Future

Tue, 28 Jan 2025 17:18:33 +0000

8 out of 10 Men think they will get an AI girlfriend in the Future

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Star Bucks Working In Alabama gets attacked by a Monkey. Also, you can own a Monkey in Alabama.

Wed, 22 Jan 2025 17:06:43 +0000

Star Bucks Working In Alabama gets attacked by a Monkey. Also, you can own a Monkey in Alabama.

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A lady gets busted with drugs in a bag labeled "No Drugs"

Tue, 21 Jan 2025 17:08:15 +0000

A lady gets busted with drugs in a bag labeled "No Drugs"

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12 Year Old Boys Steals his Parents Car and gets caught with a Shotgun and Marijuana

Thu, 16 Jan 2025 17:36:13 +0000

12 Year Old Boys Steals his Parents Car and gets caught with a Shotgun and Marijuana

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Woman got scammed out of Almost a Milllion Dollars by someone Claiming to Be Brad Pitt with Cancer

Wed, 15 Jan 2025 17:06:54 +0000

Woman got scammed out of Almost a Milllion Dollars by someone Claiming to Be Brad Pitt with Cancer

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Bus driver can't seem to deliver the right kids to the right doors.

Mon, 13 Jan 2025 17:06:55 +0000

Bus driver can't seem to deliver the right kids to the right doors.

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There's a Growing Trend of Showing Off A Full Bush under a Bikini

Thu, 09 Jan 2025 17:15:04 +0000

There's a Growing Trend of Showing Off A Full Bush under a Bikini

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71 Year old Woman fights off 4 teenagers trying to steal her purse.

Wed, 08 Jan 2025 17:21:24 +0000

71 Year old Woman fights off 4 teenagers trying to steal her purse.

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Two Cops leave dying man in park because their shift ended in 30 Minutes

Tue, 07 Jan 2025 17:44:09 +0000

Two Cops leave dying man in park because their shift ended in 30 Minutes

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Husband and Wife got 12 Weddings, and 12 Divorces. All in the name of Money.

Wed, 11 Dec 2024 17:24:28 +0000

Husband and Wife got 12 Weddings, and 12 Divorces. All in the name of Money.

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Man gets busted watching Porn while Driving. Woman gets a ton of tickets because of her Star Trek License Plate

Mon, 09 Dec 2024 17:07:40 +0000

Man gets busted watching Porn while Driving. Woman gets a ton of tickets because of her Star Trek License Plate

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Lone Tree Officer Commandeers a BMX bike to chase after a Criminal

Wed, 04 Dec 2024 17:09:06 +0000

Lone Tree Officer Commandeers a BMX bike to chase after a Criminal

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Man gets arrested for Shoplifiting during Shop with a Cop event.

Tue, 03 Dec 2024 17:28:41 +0000

Man gets arrested for Shoplifiting during Shop with a Cop event.

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Woman gets busted for Stealing a Minivan after writing about it in her journal

Mon, 02 Dec 2024 17:13:05 +0000

Woman gets busted for Stealing a Minivan after writing about it in her journal

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An Evergreen Man threw a cup of coffee on a Stubborn Elk.

Tue, 26 Nov 2024 17:17:52 +0000

An Evergreen Man threw a cup of coffee on a Stubborn Elk.

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Korean Man dodges military service by gaining too much weight to serve.

Mon, 25 Nov 2024 17:15:41 +0000

Korean Man dodges military service by gaining too much weight to serve.

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Scientists have trained Mice to drive tiny cars, and they love revving the engine.

Thu, 21 Nov 2024 17:14:53 +0000

Scientists have trained Mice to drive tiny cars, and they love revving the engine.

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Boulder has some new Unauthorized Street Signs, like Slow the F Down

Wed, 20 Nov 2024 17:34:21 +0000

Boulder has some new Unauthorized Street Signs, like Slow the F Down

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College Football fans spend over $600 on 1 Pizza, and Chicken Tenders

Tue, 19 Nov 2024 17:28:53 +0000

College Football fans spend over $600 on 1 Pizza, and Chicken Tenders

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Group tries to scam insurance with a Bear Costume

Thu, 14 Nov 2024 17:19:40 +0000

Group tries to scam insurance with a Bear Costume

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Man flashes group of women after they guessed he had a small package.

Wed, 13 Nov 2024 17:09:52 +0000

Man flashes group of women after they guessed he had a small package.

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Watch Out for this Car Insurance Scam that could be protected with a Dashcam

Mon, 11 Nov 2024 17:09:58 +0000

Watch Out for this Car Insurance Scam that could be protected with a Dashcam

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Somebody threw a huge party at an Evergreen AirBnB. Left alcohol and gum everywhere.

Wed, 30 Oct 2024 16:24:11 +0000

Somebody threw a huge party at an Evergreen AirBnB. Left alcohol and gum everywhere.

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Former Walmart Employee was caught peeing on bags of Top Soil

Mon, 28 Oct 2024 16:05:10 +0000

Former Walmart Employee was caught peeing on bags of Top Soil

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Woman goes to jail after peeing in her employers food

Tue, 22 Oct 2024 16:14:58 +0000

Woman goes to jail after peeing in her employers food

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Police officer redirected the Crime Stoppers Payments to her own accounts

Mon, 21 Oct 2024 16:09:30 +0000

Police officer redirected the Crime Stoppers Payments to her own accounts

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Chinese Man arrested for Breaking into peoples homes and Sniffing Shoes.

Fri, 18 Oct 2024 16:13:02 +0000

Chinese Man arrested for Breaking into peoples homes and Sniffing Shoes.

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Man confronts police with his Flame thrower. He gets Tased immediately

Wed, 16 Oct 2024 16:32:16 +0000

Man confronts police with his Flame thrower. He gets Tased immediately

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Man gets let out of jail after his 16th DUI

Tue, 15 Oct 2024 16:37:12 +0000

Man gets let out of jail after his 16th DUI

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Man gets a DUI in a Pink Power Wheels Jeep

Mon, 14 Oct 2024 16:19:21 +0000

Man gets a DUI in a Pink Power Wheels Jeep

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Man and Wife do the 23 and Me thing, only to find out they're cousins

Wed, 09 Oct 2024 16:36:43 +0000

Man and Wife do the 23 and Me thing, only to find out they're cousins

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A Broomfield Man was pulled into a Wood chipper when his Ankle Monitor got caught.

Tue, 08 Oct 2024 16:33:57 +0000

A Broomfield Man was pulled into a Wood chipper when his Ankle Monitor got caught.

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Woman found out her dead husband had a hooker problem. She ate his ashes.

Mon, 07 Oct 2024 16:05:07 +0000

Woman found out her dead husband had a hooker problem. She ate his ashes.

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Police apprehend man after slowest pursuit of all time.

Thu, 03 Oct 2024 16:13:54 +0000

Police apprehend man after slowest pursuit of all time.

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120 People are jumping in on the Diddy lawsuits. And this is just the beginning.

Wed, 02 Oct 2024 16:32:40 +0000

120 People are jumping in on the Diddy lawsuits. And this is just the beginning.

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Man steals a car to get to his court date, over another stolen car.

Tue, 01 Oct 2024 16:28:45 +0000

Man steals a car to get to his court date, over another stolen car.

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Couple Tries to sell their baby for $1,000 and a Sixer of Beer

Mon, 30 Sep 2024 16:28:26 +0000

Couple Tries to sell their baby for $1,000 and a Sixer of Beer

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Man gets Paid 3 Million after driving his Snowmobile into a Helicopter.

Thu, 26 Sep 2024 16:09:09 +0000

Man gets Paid 3 Million after driving his Snowmobile into a Helicopter.

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Drone Powered Shopping Carts are coming soon

Tue, 24 Sep 2024 16:48:31 +0000

Drone Powered Shopping Carts are coming soon

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Man reports a Broken window and a Missing cardboard box with a Million dollars in it.

Mon, 23 Sep 2024 16:15:58 +0000

Man reports a Broken window and a Missing cardboard box with a Million dollars in it.

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Man steals Electrical Repair truck, with repair man still in the Cherry Picker Bucket

Fri, 20 Sep 2024 16:12:05 +0000

Man steals Electrical Repair truck, with repair man still in the Cherry Picker Bucket

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Man's nose wouldn't stop running. Turns out his brain was leaking out his nose.

Thu, 19 Sep 2024 16:25:41 +0000

Man's nose wouldn't stop running. Turns out his brain was leaking out his nose.

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A man found out he's been paying his neighbor's Electric bills for 18 years.

Wed, 18 Sep 2024 16:16:11 +0000

A man found out he's been paying his neighbor's Electric bills for 18 years.

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8 Year old Drove herself to Target across town, and went shopping.

Tue, 17 Sep 2024 16:15:04 +0000

8 Year old Drove herself to Target across town, and went shopping.

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Man chops up his wife, throws her in the blender; claims self defense.

Fri, 13 Sep 2024 17:03:52 +0000

Man chops up his wife, throws her in the blender; claims self defense.

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Man was worried about the Repo Man. So He made a Fake Bomb for his Front Seat.

Thu, 12 Sep 2024 16:50:32 +0000

Man was worried about the Repo Man. So He made a Fake Bomb for his Front Seat.

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Governor Saves Man's life during a Lobster eating Contest. Man keeps on Eating.

Tue, 10 Sep 2024 17:54:44 +0000

Governor Saves Man's life during a Lobster eating Contest. Man keeps on Eating. Also, convenience store worker assaults customer for taking too much nacho Cheese.

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Man Mails himself to his Ex-Girlfriends house to get his stuff back

Mon, 09 Sep 2024 16:16:23 +0000

Man Mails himself to his Ex-Girlfriends house to get his stuff back. Also, don't keep your guns in the Oven.

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Co-Workers went to the mountains to climb a 14er. They left someone behind.

Wed, 28 Aug 2024 18:20:23 +0000

Co-Workers went to the mountains to climb a 14er. They left someone behind.

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Neighbor puts up a sign saying that the people next door like Butt Stuff

Tue, 27 Aug 2024 16:32:31 +0000

Neighbor puts up a sign saying that the people next door like Butt Stuff

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Man gets his jaw broken for playing the wrong songs on the JukeBox

Thu, 22 Aug 2024 16:39:51 +0000

Man gets his jaw broken for playing the wrong songs on the JukeBox

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Man gets arrested for impersonating a Pizzeria.

Wed, 21 Aug 2024 16:33:31 +0000

Man gets arrested for impersonating a Pizzeria.

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Woman, high on Pink Cocaine and claiming to be from the future, causes a car accident.

Tue, 20 Aug 2024 16:47:35 +0000

Woman, high on Pink Cocaine and claiming to be from the future, causes a car accident. Plus we have an assault using Raviolis

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Indian Man gets arrested for Cooking and Eating a Peacock.

Wed, 14 Aug 2024 16:12:22 +0000

Indian Man gets arrested for Cooking and Eating a Peacock.

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The Truth is coming out about how RayGun got into the Olympics for Breakdancing

Tue, 13 Aug 2024 17:27:48 +0000

The Truth is coming out about how RayGun got into the Olympics for Breakdancing

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Woman gets arrested for sharing her "All You Can Eat" meal at Applebees.

Thu, 08 Aug 2024 17:42:06 +0000

Woman gets arrested for sharing her "All You Can Eat" meal at Applebees.

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Two Brothers go to the Hospital after Knife vs Sword fight breaks out.

Tue, 06 Aug 2024 16:37:15 +0000

Two Brothers go to the Hospital after Knife vs Sword fight breaks out.

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A couple decided that An Owl should be a Ring Bearer. The Owl flew off with the Rings.

Mon, 05 Aug 2024 16:06:34 +0000

A couple decided that An Owl should be a Ring Bearer. The Owl flew off with the Rings.

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Family gets into a massive brawl over how to season some chicken.

Fri, 02 Aug 2024 16:50:14 +0000

Family gets into a massive brawl over how to season some chicken.

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Fords in the Future will be snitching on your driving. And everyone around you too.

Thu, 01 Aug 2024 18:52:20 +0000

Fords in the Future will be snitching on your driving. And everyone around you too.

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A Colorado HOA called the Cops on a couple of kids trying to sell lemonaid.

Mon, 29 Jul 2024 16:17:45 +0000

A Colorado HOA called the Cops on a couple of kids trying to sell lemonaid.

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Couple Dine and Dashes from a steakhouse; Lady has to go back to get her purse, and causes a scene

Thu, 18 Jul 2024 16:38:00 +0000

Couple Dine and Dashes from a steakhouse; Lady has to go back to get her purse, and causes a scene

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Beware the Hugging Bandit. She'll steal your chain when she goes in for a hug.

Wed, 17 Jul 2024 16:07:33 +0000

Beware the Hugging Bandit. She'll steal your chain when she goes in for a hug.

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Colorado Woman might have sung the worst National Anthem Ever

Tue, 16 Jul 2024 16:47:21 +0000

Colorado Woman might have sung the worst National Anthem Ever. Also, Columbia has too much Cocaine!

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How many times can you expose yourself in the Walmart Parking Lot before police are called?

Mon, 15 Jul 2024 16:20:51 +0000

How many times can you expose yourself in the Walmart Parking Lot before police are called?

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Dealership Employee took a $100,000 Car in for repair out for a Joy Ride and Wrecked it.

Wed, 10 Jul 2024 16:23:38 +0000

Dealership Employee took a $100,000 Car in for repair out for a Joy Ride and Wrecked it.

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An old wishing well is now taking touchless donations

Mon, 08 Jul 2024 16:24:25 +0000

An old wishing well is now taking touchless donations

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There was a UFO Spotted at Red Rocks!

Wed, 03 Jul 2024 16:27:45 +0000

There was a UFO Spotted at Red Rocks!

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Would you like to live upstairs from a Costco?

Mon, 01 Jul 2024 16:06:14 +0000

Would you like to live upstairs from a Costco?

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Convenience Store Left a Closed sign that Said "Be Back in 30 Minutes, Closed for SEX"

Fri, 28 Jun 2024 16:18:30 +0000

Convenience Store Left a Closed sign that Said "Be Back in 30 Minutes, Closed for SEX"

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Woman Wants a Divorce because her husband is Tightening Lids on Jars too tight

Tue, 25 Jun 2024 16:36:51 +0000

Woman Wants a Divorce because her husband is Tightening Lids on Jars too tight

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Two Porch Pirates in get in a fight on a Porch, trying to steal the same package.

Mon, 24 Jun 2024 16:02:37 +0000

Two Porch Pirates in get in a fight on a Porch, trying to steal the same package.

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Man gets tricked into a sex change, so the Doctor can marry him, and steal his father's Land

Fri, 21 Jun 2024 16:08:49 +0000

Man gets tricked into a sex change, so the Doctor can marry him, and steal his father's Land

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Australia Teen gets in Trouble for Ranking his Classmates in categories like Unrapeable and Abduction Material

Thu, 20 Jun 2024 16:01:55 +0000

Australia Teen gets in Trouble for Ranking his Classmates in categories like Un-rapeable and Abduction Material

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A list of "People I Want to Punch in the Face" was found in a grocery store parking lot

Wed, 19 Jun 2024 16:05:52 +0000

A list of "People I Want to Punch in the Face" was found in a grocery store parking lot

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Woman gets Cold Feet before a First Date, so she calls 911 and says the man is an abusive Ex

Tue, 18 Jun 2024 16:42:17 +0000

Woman gets Cold Feet before a First Date, so she calls 911 and says the man is an abusive Ex

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Drive Thru barista gets a drink thrown at her, she throws a Hammer back!

Fri, 14 Jun 2024 16:30:58 +0000

Drive Thru barista gets a drink thrown at her, she throws a Hammer back!

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It is NOT illegal to Teach Second Graders While Drunk

Wed, 12 Jun 2024 16:17:03 +0000

It is NOT illegal to Teach Second Graders While Drunk

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Neighborhood gets built on top of an abandoned Graveyard. They never moved the bodies.

Tue, 11 Jun 2024 15:54:07 +0000

Neighborhood gets built on top of an abandoned Graveyard. They never moved the bodies.

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AirBnb guests over stay their welcome; become squatters.

Mon, 10 Jun 2024 16:42:16 +0000

AirBnb guests over stay their welcome; become squatters.

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A woman found a hidden door in her house, and behind that door was a plastic Skeleton

Fri, 07 Jun 2024 16:36:41 +0000

A woman found a hidden door in her house, and behind that door was a plastic Skeleton. Plus a new Restaurant won't let anyone under 30 in.

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Man is arrested after eating a man's leg, after that man was hit by a train

Thu, 06 Jun 2024 16:14:07 +0000

Man is arrested after eating a man's leg, after that man was hit by a train

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The Woman who was in the Back of a Police Car that was hit by a train is getting over 8 Million Dollars

Wed, 05 Jun 2024 16:15:28 +0000

The Woman who was in the Back of a Police Car that was hit by a train is getting over 8 Million Dollars

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Man charged with driving without a license, zooms into court from the drivers seat of his car.

Thu, 30 May 2024 16:30:31 +0000

Man charged with driving without a license, zooms into court from the drivers seat of his car.

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Sister Mixes grandmas ashes into some Spaghetti Sauce and served it to her Brother.

Wed, 29 May 2024 17:52:06 +0000

Sister Mixes grandmas ashes into some Spaghetti Sauce and served it to her Brother.

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Tattoos can cause cancer. And a Drunk Groom shoots a wedding guest in the hand.

Tue, 28 May 2024 16:18:18 +0000

Tattoos can cause cancer. And a Drunk Groom shoots a wedding guest in the hand.

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Mom was fined $88,000 for her kids picking up Seashells. Turns out they were protected clams.

Fri, 24 May 2024 15:01:50 +0000

Mom was fined $88,000 for her kids picking up Seashells. Turns out they were protected clams.

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Police found a fugitive hiding in a Clothes Dryer

Wed, 22 May 2024 16:11:44 +0000

Police found a fugitive hiding in a Clothes Dryer

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Man causes $9,000 in Damage at the DMV by throwing Fish and Carrots

Tue, 21 May 2024 16:29:34 +0000

Man causes $9,000 in Damage at the DMV by throwing Fish and Carrots

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Florida Man Steals a School bus, and drives it 4 hours away. Gets busted the next day when He tries to return it.

Mon, 20 May 2024 16:18:40 +0000

Florida Man Steals a School bus, and drives it 4 hours away. Gets busted the next day when He tries to return it.

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A Town is for Sale in California for $6 Million and there's going to be lots of drugs at Music Festivals this year

Fri, 17 May 2024 16:12:10 +0000

A Town is for Sale in California for $6 Million and there's going to be lots of drugs at Music Festivals this year

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We had to turn the Portal between Dublin and New York off because of Mooning

Wed, 15 May 2024 16:10:05 +0000

We had to turn the Portal between Dublin and New York off because of Mooning. Plus you can now upload your memories to live on as an AI Forever.

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Man gets a DUI riding a Lawn Mower on the High way with a Beer in his hand

Mon, 13 May 2024 15:27:06 +0000

Man gets a DUI riding a Lawn Mower on the High way with a Beer in his hand

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Student raises $45,000 to hire a Mariachi Band to Counter-Protest some Protestors

Fri, 10 May 2024 16:07:05 +0000

Student raises $45,000 to hire a Mariachi Band to Counter-Protest some Protestors

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Ecuadorian Model gets gunned down after sharing a picture of Ceviche from a local restaurant

Wed, 08 May 2024 16:01:19 +0000

Ecuadorian Model gets gunned down after sharing a picture of Ceviche from a local restaurant

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A Man dressed up as Bigfoot and ran past a bunch of windows at a School. Authorities freaked out.

Mon, 06 May 2024 16:04:24 +0000

A Man dressed up as Bigfoot and ran past a bunch of windows at a School. Authorities freaked out.

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Someone stole a woman's Haunted dolls. Woman says the Thief is going to regret it.

Fri, 03 May 2024 16:11:23 +0000

Someone stole a woman's Haunted dolls. Woman says the Thief is going to regret it.

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Man has 200,000 Dollars stolen out of the back of his Tesla

Thu, 02 May 2024 16:19:43 +0000

Man has 200,000 Dollars stolen out of the back of his Tesla

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Little Girl says there's monsters in her closet; They find over 65,0000 bees in the Walls

Tue, 30 Apr 2024 16:26:32 +0000

Little Girl says there's monsters in her closet; They find over 65,0000 bees in the Walls

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Vandals destroy 25 Pink VW Bugs. Then Twerked on the Hoods of the Cars.

Mon, 29 Apr 2024 16:43:58 +0000

Vandals destroy 25 Pink VW Bugs. Then Twerked on the Hoods of the Cars.

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They Let AI control an F-16 Aircraft, and it beat Humans five out of five times at Dog Fighting.

Mon, 22 Apr 2024 16:07:30 +0000

They Let AI control an F-16 Aircraft, and it beat Humans five out of five times at Dog Fighting.

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Man Killed his Fishing Buddy because he thought Bigfoot was going to eat him. Yes, it was Meth.

Fri, 19 Apr 2024 17:36:10 +0000

Man Killed his Fishing Buddy because he thought Bigfoot was going to eat him. Yes, it was Meth.

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Woman scammed by a guy, claiming to be Aaron Rodgers

Thu, 18 Apr 2024 16:13:08 +0000

Woman scammed by a guy, claiming to be Aaron Rodgers

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Man tries to rob a gas station with a 5 foot long Snake

Wed, 17 Apr 2024 16:01:59 +0000

Man tries to rob a gas station with a 5 foot long Snake

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There's a new security camera coming out that Shoots Paintballs. Or Marbles. Or Ball Bearings

Tue, 16 Apr 2024 16:32:31 +0000

There's a new security camera coming out that Shoots Paintballs. Or Marbles. Or Ball Bearings

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Kid pranks the school by posing as the Principal; Gets busted because he doesn't know how a Fax Machine Works.

Mon, 15 Apr 2024 14:06:54 +0000

Kid pranks the school by posing as the Principal; Gets busted because he doesn't know how a Fax Machine Works.

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A man was caught having sexual relations with his neighbor's car

Wed, 10 Apr 2024 16:20:02 +0000

A man was caught having sexual relations with his neighbor's car

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Woman gets speeding Ticket, while her van was being towed by someone else.

Tue, 09 Apr 2024 16:42:42 +0000

Woman gets speeding Ticket, while her van was being towed by someone else.

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Mother and Daughter drove Cross Country to give out Illegal Butt Injections

Mon, 08 Apr 2024 16:22:02 +0000

Mother and Daughter drove Cross Country to give out Illegal Butt Injections

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Man Makes fun of Someone with Downs Syndrome, gets beat up for it. - Karma!

Fri, 05 Apr 2024 17:06:44 +0000

Man Makes fun of Someone with Downs Syndrome, gets beat up for it. - Karma!

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Google was keeping information from Incognito Mode, but they say they'll delete it.

Wed, 03 Apr 2024 16:33:05 +0000

Google was keeping information from Incognito Mode, but they say they'll delete it.

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Younger Generations prefer to do a first date over Zoom

Tue, 02 Apr 2024 16:30:03 +0000

Younger Generations prefer to do a first date over Zoom

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One Conjoined Twin Married a Man, and we have so Many Questions about it

Mon, 01 Apr 2024 16:20:57 +0000

One Conjoined Twin Married a Man, and we have so Many Questions about it

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The Price is Right has Emergency Sweat Pants incase anyone Pees Their Pants

Tue, 26 Mar 2024 17:24:39 +0000

The Price is Right has Emergency Sweat Pants incase anyone Pees Their Pants

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A Man named "Literally Anyone Else" is now running for President.

Mon, 25 Mar 2024 16:13:43 +0000

A Man named "Literally Anyone Else" is now running for President.

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An 11, 12 and 16 year old got arrested for Robbing a Bank

Thu, 21 Mar 2024 16:20:03 +0000

An 11, 12 and 16 year old got arrested for Robbing a Bank

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Man is in trouble for using an Airsoft against Ding Dong Ditchers

Tue, 19 Mar 2024 16:21:18 +0000

Man is in trouble for using an Airsoft against Ding Dong Ditchers

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A Fort Collins Safeway Employee made sweet, sweet love to the Produce Section.

Mon, 18 Mar 2024 16:09:03 +0000

A Fort Collins Safeway Employee made sweet, sweet love to the Produce Section.

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Airlines now want to charge us for open center seats

Fri, 15 Mar 2024 16:14:33 +0000

Airlines now want to charge us for open center seats

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Man had Severe Migraines. He had a Tape Worm that Laid eggs in his Brain.

Wed, 13 Mar 2024 16:55:20 +0000

Man had Severe Migraines. He had a Tape Worm that Laid eggs in his Brain.

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A Man named Deez Nuts was arrested for disorderly conduct.

Mon, 11 Mar 2024 16:03:56 +0000

A Man named Deez Nuts was arrested for disorderly conduct.

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K-Pop Star is getting heat because she has a BoyFriend. Fans think they're giving enough love to her.

Thu, 07 Mar 2024 17:27:15 +0000

K-Pop Star is getting heat because she has a BoyFriend. Fans think they're giving enough love to her.

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Bangkok Prostitute Turf Wars; and a a 3AM, Fifth floor Horse Delivery

Wed, 06 Mar 2024 17:12:48 +0000

Bangkok Prostitute Turf Wars; and a a 3AM, Fifth floor Horse Delivery

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Colorado Couple Pulled over for expired tags. Police find guns and a Grenade

Tue, 05 Mar 2024 17:10:26 +0000

Colorado Couple Pulled over for expired tags. Police find guns and a Grenade

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Fyre Festival is back, and somehow, Pre-Sales have sold out

Fri, 01 Mar 2024 18:23:35 +0000

Fyre Festival is back, and somehow, Pre-Sales have sold out. Plus a man gets attacked for not tipping strippers.

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They are testing medicine drone delivery in Rural Tennessee.

Wed, 28 Feb 2024 17:04:31 +0000

They are testing medicine drone delivery in Rural Tennessee.

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A chemistry Teacher Brought Swords to Class, and a Student got injured.

Tue, 27 Feb 2024 17:22:52 +0000

A chemistry Teacher Brought Swords to Class, and a Student got injured.

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Woman has to return her injury settlement because she was throwing Christmas Trees

Mon, 26 Feb 2024 17:54:07 +0000

Woman has to return her injury settlement because she was throwing Christmas Trees

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Man gets drunk, and drives to the Police Station to Complain about his earlier arrest

Fri, 23 Feb 2024 17:21:46 +0000

Man gets drunk, and drives to the Police Station to Complain about his earlier arrest

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Woman names her daughter Harlot, doesn't know what it means.

Thu, 22 Feb 2024 17:07:54 +0000

Woman names her daughter Harlot, doesn't know what it means.

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Large Man in a Kilt molested a bunch of items at an Antique Store

Tue, 20 Feb 2024 17:34:23 +0000

Large Man in a Kilt molested a bunch of items at an Antique Store

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Woman gets arrested for Child abuse, but her kid did call her Boogerface

Fri, 16 Feb 2024 17:03:59 +0000

Woman gets arrested for Child abuse, but her kid did call her Boogerface

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2 Local kids picked up Corn Hole scholarships, and a Man Breaks into a Jail to steal an ATM

Thu, 15 Feb 2024 17:53:19 +0000

2 Local kids picked up Corn Hole scholarships, and a Man Breaks into a Jail to steal an ATM

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United Grounded Some Planes because they can't turn the No Smoking Sign off.

Wed, 14 Feb 2024 17:16:29 +0000

United Grounded Some Planes because they can't turn the No Smoking Sign off.

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Man got a DUI after dumping his Airboat in an Intersection in front of a Police Station

Tue, 13 Feb 2024 17:25:11 +0000

Man got a DUI after dumping his Airboat in an Intersection in front of a Police Station

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NYC Police high speed chased a car into a couples Jeep. NYC refuses to Pay for it.

Mon, 12 Feb 2024 17:00:53 +0000

NYC Police high speed chased a car into a couples Jeep. NYC refuses to Pay for it.

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People are not allowed to leave their poop on Mt Everest any more

Fri, 09 Feb 2024 17:04:26 +0000

People are not allowed to leave their poop on Mt Everest any more

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Man was Handing out Cocaine attached to his Business card

Thu, 08 Feb 2024 17:06:15 +0000

Man was Handing out Cocaine attached to his Business card. Plus a kid threw a house party, and everyone wrecked the house.

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Landlines are going away, Some guy is eating lots of Raw Chicken, and another kid is eating lots of Peanut Butter

Tue, 06 Feb 2024 17:48:25 +0000

Landlines are going away, Some guy is eating lots of Raw Chicken, and another kid is eating lots of Peanut Butter

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A Small Fire Suppression Foam Leak turned into 100s of yards and 30 feet deep foam.

Fri, 02 Feb 2024 17:11:29 +0000

A Small Fire Suppression Foam Leak turned into 100s of yards and 30 feet deep foam.

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Woman gets thrown into a Trash Truck, and was Compacted 4 Times before someone found her

Wed, 31 Jan 2024 17:36:09 +0000

Woman gets thrown into a Trash Truck, and was Compacted 4 Times before someone found her. Bonus: She Survived.

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Couple kept swiping their bosses Amex Card, to the tune of $34 Million

Tue, 30 Jan 2024 17:30:47 +0000

Couple kept swiping their bosses Amex Card, to the tune of $34 Million

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A Lakewood Man Stole $30,000 in Panties.

Mon, 29 Jan 2024 17:59:55 +0000

A Lakewood Man Stole $30,000 in Panties.

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The Lord told a Colorado Pastor to Steal Peoples money through Crypto

Tue, 23 Jan 2024 18:07:21 +0000

The Lord told a Colorado Pastor to Steal Peoples money through Crypto

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Woman is Upset that Credit Card Companies keep raising her limit.

Mon, 22 Jan 2024 17:08:07 +0000

Woman is Upset that Credit Card Companies keep raising her limit.

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Police Chief asks his Captains Wife for Nudes.

Fri, 19 Jan 2024 17:34:45 +0000

Police Chief asks his Captains Wife for Nudes.

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Man gets busted for Shoe Theft because he was watching porn too loud at a Waffle House

Wed, 17 Jan 2024 17:07:18 +0000

Man gets busted for Shoe Theft because he was watching porn too loud at a Waffle House

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Mexican Bride gets arrested on her wedding day; Handcuffed in her Wedding Dress

Tue, 16 Jan 2024 17:11:15 +0000

Mexican Bride gets arrested on her wedding day; Handcuffed in her Wedding Dress

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Man digs 130 foot hole under his kitchen, looking for gold; Falls to his death

Wed, 10 Jan 2024 17:10:34 +0000

Man digs 130 foot hole under his kitchen, looking for gold; Falls to his death

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Texas Rapper, Viper, Kidnapped a woman and kept her in the garage for 4 years

Mon, 08 Jan 2024 17:14:18 +0000

Texas Rapper, Viper, Kidnapped a woman and kept her in the garage for 4 years

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Man Strips Naked, and goes swimming at Bass Pro Shop

Fri, 05 Jan 2024 17:43:07 +0000

Man Strips Naked, and goes swimming at Bass Pro Shop

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A Burglar in Wheatridge Called an Uber for a Getaway Car.

Thu, 04 Jan 2024 17:32:05 +0000

A Burglar in Wheatridge Called an Uber for a Getaway Car.

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Woman Sues Dentist for giving her 32 Dental Procedures on 28 teeth, in one sitting

Wed, 03 Jan 2024 17:07:32 +0000

Woman Sues Dentist for giving her 32 Dental Procedures on 28 teeth, in one sitting

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You can no longer get Plastic Bags at local grocery stores.

Tue, 02 Jan 2024 16:52:57 +0000

You can no longer get Plastic Bags at local grocery stores.

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Man busted for Fentanyl gets full diamond grill. Will be wearing it to Prison

Thu, 14 Dec 2023 21:25:50 +0000

Man busted for Fentanyl gets full diamond grill. Will be wearing it to Prison

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Shohei Ohtani is going to hold off on collecting 680 Million Dollars until later.

Tue, 12 Dec 2023 17:34:42 +0000

Shohei Ohtani is going to hold off on collecting 680 Million Dollars until later.

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Man Booby Traps his House, including a Raiders of the Lost Ark Hot Tub Boulder.

Mon, 11 Dec 2023 18:26:02 +0000

Man Booby Traps his House, including a Raiders of the Lost Ark Hot Tub Boulder.

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There's a Ram on the Roof in Boulder!

Fri, 08 Dec 2023 15:35:32 +0000

There's a Ram on the Roof in Boulder!

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Woman goes to get an MRI, and forgets she has a gun on her.

Thu, 07 Dec 2023 17:48:10 +0000

Woman goes to get an MRI, and forgets she has a gun on her.

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Man pays Woman to pee on Him, then he shoots at her.

Tue, 05 Dec 2023 15:06:32 +0000

Man pays Woman to pee on Him, then he shoots at her.

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The Catch Me Outside Now girl is Pregnant.

Mon, 04 Dec 2023 17:11:24 +0000

The Catch Me Outside Now girl is Pregnant.

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A couple of stories about people having sex with dead bodies.

Thu, 30 Nov 2023 17:11:29 +0000

A couple of stories about people having sex with dead bodies.

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A 12 Year old Boy goes JoyRiding in a Fork Lift, and Wyoming Ranchers Bleached Penises on Cows

Tue, 28 Nov 2023 17:40:13 +0000

A 12 Year old Boy goes JoyRiding in a Fork Lift, and Wyoming Ranchers Bleached Penises on Cows

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Everyone got Sick at $1 Burrito night, and We spent a Record Amount for Black Friday

Mon, 27 Nov 2023 17:18:10 +0000

Everyone got Sick at $1 Burrito night, and We spent a Record Amount for Black Friday

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VW Charges woman to find her car with Kidnapped Child inside. Now she's suing

Thu, 16 Nov 2023 17:36:22 +0000

VW Charges woman to find her car with Kidnapped Child inside. Now she's suing

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Man with "All Gas, No Breaks" tattoo gets arrested, plus Tesla Cybertruck talk

Wed, 15 Nov 2023 16:11:27 +0000

Man with "All Gas, No Breaks" tattoo gets arrested, plus Tesla Cybertruck talk

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Your Car is watching you have sex.

Tue, 14 Nov 2023 17:26:37 +0000

Your Car is watching you have sex.

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Man buys some fake gold in a back alley, loses 20,000 Dollars

Mon, 13 Nov 2023 17:08:29 +0000

Man buys some fake gold in a back alley, loses 20,000 Dollars

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Obese Blind Man sits on his Girlfriend who was sleeping on the couch; Kills her.

Fri, 10 Nov 2023 17:31:38 +0000

Obese Blind Man sits on his Girlfriend who was sleeping on the couch; Kills her.

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Man shoots fireworks at helicopter leaving a Wedding Venue

Wed, 08 Nov 2023 17:22:12 +0000

Man shoots fireworks at helicopter leaving a Wedding Venue. Plus a Former Teacher is making A Million Dollars on Only Fans.

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Some guys stole a Gold Plated Toilet

Tue, 07 Nov 2023 17:22:09 +0000

Some guys stole a Gold Plated Toilet. And people are just pooping in line at Disney.

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Man gives out Nice Warm Rotisserie chickens for Halloween

Mon, 06 Nov 2023 15:59:16 +0000

Man gives out Nice Warm Rotisserie chickens for Halloween

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Man thinks he sees a Skateboarding Fish; Attacks it with a Machette

Thu, 26 Oct 2023 16:16:29 +0000

Man thinks he sees a Skateboarding Fish; Attacks it with a Machette

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Man has two fingers removed to look more like Satan

Wed, 25 Oct 2023 14:37:00 +0000

Man has two fingers removed to look more like Satan

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A Colorado Company Paid their fine in Change

Tue, 24 Oct 2023 16:44:18 +0000

A Colorado Company Paid their fine in Change

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Man gets busted getting it on with a Stuffed Animal

Wed, 18 Oct 2023 14:38:50 +0000

Man gets busted getting it on with a Stuffed Animal

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Someone stole 35 Porta Potties, some of which were full.

Tue, 17 Oct 2023 16:06:56 +0000

Someone stole 35 Porta Potties, some of which were full.

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Thieves used 3 Tractor Trailers to Steal over a Million Dollars of Booze

Mon, 16 Oct 2023 15:31:15 +0000

Thieves used 3 Tractor Trailers to Steal over a Million Dollars of Booze

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Two cops are in trouble for playing Pokemon Go instead of Working

Wed, 11 Oct 2023 14:03:48 +0000

Two cops are in trouble for playing Pokemon Go instead of Working

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Man Stalks his Ex with an airplane; Drops Tomatoes on her house

Wed, 11 Oct 2023 11:05:51 +0000

Man Stalks his Ex with an airplane; Drops Tomatoes on her house

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Farmer gets 2 DUIs on a Tractor, only 17 Minutes apart.

Mon, 09 Oct 2023 16:12:26 +0000

Farmer gets 2 DUIs on a Tractor, only 17 Minutes apart.

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Son of the Bucc-ees Empire got caught taking illegal videos

Thu, 05 Oct 2023 16:24:06 +0000

Son of the Bucc-ees Empire got caught taking illegal videos

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Women steal Credit Cards and return to the Scene of the Crime. and Girl Math

Tue, 03 Oct 2023 16:25:14 +0000

Women steal Credit Cards and return to the Scene of the Crime. and Girl Math

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Man Drives through Police Station Wall, blasting Guns n Roses

Mon, 02 Oct 2023 16:08:19 +0000

Man Drives through Police Station Wall, blasting Guns n Roses

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Man isn't allowed to bring his Gator to a Baseball Game

Fri, 29 Sep 2023 13:46:29 +0000

Man isn't allowed to bring his Emotional Support Gator to a Baseball Game.

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Someone stole a Shopvac full of Hornets

Wed, 27 Sep 2023 16:14:00 +0000

Someone stole a Shopvac full of Hornets

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Family does shots when Miami Scores; Nearly had Alcohol Poising from the Broncos

Tue, 26 Sep 2023 16:19:43 +0000

Family does shots when Miami Scores; Nearly had Alcohol Poising from the Broncos Game

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Drunk man Drives into Liquor store and Spend the night in a Light House

Mon, 25 Sep 2023 16:13:46 +0000

Drunk man Drives into Liquor store and Spend the night in a Light House

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Man fakes his own death, forgets to cut off ankle monitor

Thu, 21 Sep 2023 16:05:13 +0000

Man fakes his own death, forgets to cut off ankle monitor

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The Marines lost a $170 Million Jet. Please call if you see it.

Tue, 19 Sep 2023 16:41:01 +0000

The Marines lost a $170 Million Jet. Please call if you see it.

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Ex Girlfriend hid in the back seat and stabbed a guy on his way to work

Mon, 18 Sep 2023 14:08:58 +0000

Ex Girlfriend hid in the back seat and stabbed a guy on his way to work

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The FDA says your Decongestant isn't doing anything.

Wed, 13 Sep 2023 16:16:06 +0000

The FDA says your Decongestant isn't doing anything.

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Man drives an excavator into Walmart

Tue, 12 Sep 2023 16:27:41 +0000

Man drives an excavator into Walmart

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An Aurora Pothole caused 30K in Damages.

Mon, 11 Sep 2023 14:15:34 +0000

An Aurora Pothole caused 30K in Damages.

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Someone was running an underground volleyball gambling ring

Fri, 01 Sep 2023 14:32:19 +0000

Someone was running an underground volleyball gambling ring

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Nebraska had over 90 Thousand People show up for a Volley Ball game

Thu, 31 Aug 2023 15:33:17 +0000

Nebraska had over 90 Thousand People show up for a Volley Ball game

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Someone is making Pumpkin Spice Butt Wipes

Tue, 29 Aug 2023 14:04:07 +0000

Someone is making Pumpkin Spice Butt Wipes

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Your Pickle Jar doesn't say Pickles.

Mon, 28 Aug 2023 14:16:20 +0000

Your Pickle Jar doesn't say Pickles.

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Police officer Throws Cooler at Criminal escaping on a Scooter; Kills Him

Fri, 25 Aug 2023 16:14:08 +0000

Police officer Throws Cooler at Criminal escaping on a Scooter; Kills Him

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Woman starts fire with Spicy Tortilla Chip

Thu, 24 Aug 2023 14:10:43 +0000

Woman starts fire with Spicy Tortilla Chip

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Kids and Teacher who take Gondola to School had to be rescued.

Wed, 23 Aug 2023 16:27:36 +0000

Kids and Teacher who take Gondola to School had to be rescued.

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Teenager gets into car accident, engine ends up on the second floor

Tue, 22 Aug 2023 16:22:27 +0000

Teenager gets into car accident, engine ends up on the second floor

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Pilot takes his frustrations out on a Parking Gate with an axe.

Mon, 21 Aug 2023 14:05:52 +0000

Pilot takes his frustrations out on a Parking Gate with an axe.

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Woman finds 3 cents in her Chicken McNuggets

Fri, 18 Aug 2023 14:15:26 +0000

Woman finds 3 cents in her Chicken McNuggets

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2 Americans Got Drunk, and fell asleep in the Eifel Tower!

Wed, 16 Aug 2023 15:35:17 +0000

2 Americans Got Drunk, and fell asleep in the Eifel Tower!

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Ai can tell what your password is by your typing. And a lady refuses to let the seat recline

Tue, 15 Aug 2023 16:38:13 +0000

Ai can tell what your password is by your typing. And a lady refuses to let the seat recline

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People are having sex in Self Driving Taxis.

Mon, 14 Aug 2023 16:26:50 +0000

People are having sex in Self Driving Taxis.

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Drug Cartels are now using Monster Trucks to move drugs

Wed, 09 Aug 2023 16:07:07 +0000

Drug Cartels are now using Monster Trucks to move drugs

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Brawl breaks out at an Alabama River Boat, and should you give up a movie seat?

Mon, 07 Aug 2023 16:10:14 +0000

Brawl breaks out at an Alabama River Boat, and should you give up a movie seat?

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Canadian court orders company to rehire woman after DUI

Thu, 03 Aug 2023 11:57:34 +0000

Canadian court orders company to rehire woman after DUI

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Man gets ambushed 2 times in one night trying to visit his Girlfriend

Tue, 01 Aug 2023 16:34:58 +0000

Man gets ambushed 2 times in one night trying to visit his Girlfriend

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A congressman says we have Crashed UFOs. Plus Casa Bonita is having issues.

Mon, 24 Jul 2023 17:30:20 +0000

A congressman says we have Crashed UFOs. Plus Casa Bonita is having issues.

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Man does Burnouts Outside a Police Station; Rent vacation Clothes, and Sex Robots

Wed, 19 Jul 2023 16:09:26 +0000

Man does Burnouts Outside a Police Station; Rent vacation Clothes, and Sex Robots

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Ex-Mayor Hancock spent tax payer money on a self Promotion video.

Tue, 18 Jul 2023 16:58:37 +0000

Ex-Mayor Hancock spent tax payer money on a self Promotion video.

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A Dominoes delivery Driver stole someones cat.

Mon, 17 Jul 2023 15:32:31 +0000

A Dominoes delivery Driver stole someones cat.

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8 year Old Car Jacks some Guy, and Taylor swifties have already started lining up

Thu, 13 Jul 2023 17:36:31 +0000

8 year Old Car Jacks some Guy, and Taylor swifties have already started lining up

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Amazon driver gets a shotgun pulled on her, and use your Crocs to propose

Tue, 11 Jul 2023 16:37:36 +0000

Amazon driver gets a shotgun pulled on her, and use your Crocs to propose

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Cargo Pants are back in Fashion, and The TSA was stealing right out of your bag

Mon, 10 Jul 2023 16:50:54 +0000

Cargo Pants are back in Fashion, and The TSA was stealing right out of your bag

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Woman loses legs to moving Sidewalk, and man uses Alligator to help drink Twisted Tea.

Wed, 05 Jul 2023 16:06:11 +0000

Woman loses legs to moving Sidewalk, and man uses Alligator to help drink Twisted Tea.

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Kids are having Menu Anxiety when they go to restaurants

Wed, 28 Jun 2023 16:49:24 +0000

Kids are having Menu Anxiety when they go to restaurants

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Janitor Unplugs "Noisy" refrigerator, Scientists lose Decades of Research

Tue, 27 Jun 2023 16:55:08 +0000

Janitor Unplugs "Noisy" refrigerator, Scientists lose Decades of Research

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Submarine Billionaire's son goes to Blink 182, and Target sells sex toys

Thu, 22 Jun 2023 14:14:17 +0000

Submarine Billionaire's son goes to Blink 182, and Target sells sex toys

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AI Girlfriend has a waitlist of 15,000 People, and Colleges are now teaching Eye Contact Classes

Wed, 21 Jun 2023 16:07:05 +0000

AI Girlfriend has a waitlist of 15,000 People, and Colleges are now teaching Eye Contact Classes

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Woman found with Meth and a Baby Raccoon in her Purse.

Tue, 20 Jun 2023 16:27:41 +0000

Woman found with Meth and a Baby Raccoon in her Purse. Plus a 12 year old Graduates College, and a Police Officer gets sucked down a Storm Drain.

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Drug Syndicate was hiding Billions of Dollars of Meth in Maple Syrup Bottles

Fri, 16 Jun 2023 14:15:50 +0000

Drug Syndicate was hiding Billions of Dollars of Meth in Maple Syrup Bottles

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Someone stole a 4 foot, 350 pound cannon from a Fort.

Tue, 13 Jun 2023 13:35:36 +0000

Someone stole a 4 foot, 350 pound cannon from a Fort. Plus a woman killed her husband, wrote a childrens' book about it, and forgot to clear her phone search history.

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Man scrolls on his phone while walking down the Aisle.

Tue, 06 Jun 2023 17:19:28 +0000

Man scrolls on his phone while walking down the Aisle. 82 Year old Man was given 25th Warning for selling drugs. And a 10 year old steals mom's car.

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Shoplifting woman finds out her car is on fire, with her kids inside.

Mon, 05 Jun 2023 16:36:45 +0000

Shoplifting woman finds out her car is on fire, with her kids inside.

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Airplane passenger decides to get off the Airplane early. Costs $42K

Wed, 31 May 2023 16:18:36 +0000

Airplane passenger decides to get off the Airplane early. Costs $42K

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Kids at Malls will need Chaperones this Summer.

Tue, 30 May 2023 13:42:01 +0000

Kids at Malls will need Chaperones this Summer.

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Man went swimming in an Alligator Pond. Alligator took his arm.

Tue, 23 May 2023 16:13:42 +0000

Man went swimming in an Alligator Pond. Alligator took his arm. Also, 13 people arrested in 4 stolen cars.

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Man found a Grenade with his Fathers Stuff... Pulls the Pin to see what happens

Mon, 22 May 2023 16:09:17 +0000

Man found a Grenade with his Fathers Stuff... Pulls the Pin to see what happens

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Please don't go to Mexico for Cheap Liposuction

Thu, 18 May 2023 16:43:21 +0000

Please don't go to Mexico for Cheap Liposuction

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Museum offers $25000 Reward for A Meteorite; Only MeteorWrongs have been found.

Wed, 17 May 2023 16:16:05 +0000

Museum offers $25000 Reward for A Meteorite; Only MeteorWrongs have been found.

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Dog park will fine people for barking dogs

Mon, 15 May 2023 16:22:25 +0000

Dog park will fine people for barking dogs

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New Shoplifting Policy at King Soopers means free Groceries for everyone!

Fri, 12 May 2023 13:44:15 +0000

New Shoplifting Policy at King Soopers means free Groceries for everyone!

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Rear ending a Rivian Truck will cost around $40,000 to fix.

Wed, 10 May 2023 16:06:15 +0000

Rear ending a Rivian Truck will cost around $40,000 to fix. Plus a man in a gimp outfit was arrested for Gimping.

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14 Year old Goes Joy Riding in a School Bus

Mon, 08 May 2023 15:03:47 +0000

14 Year old Goes Joy Riding in a School Bus

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Woman wants a refund on her wedding photos because she got divorced, after 4 years.

Thu, 04 May 2023 16:57:46 +0000

Woman wants a refund on her wedding photos because she got divorced, after 4 years.

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Woman gets arrested for selling body parts out of a funeral home

Wed, 03 May 2023 16:46:07 +0000

Woman gets arrested for selling body parts out of a funeral home

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Police are looking for a ten year old Car Thief

Tue, 02 May 2023 15:11:51 +0000

Police are looking for a ten year old Car Thief

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Man gets arrested for Piercing his Son's Ears

Tue, 25 Apr 2023 18:39:38 +0000

Man gets arrested for Piercing his Son's Ears

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The Sinaloa Cartel had 10 Tigers, 5 Lions and some Jaguars. To feed People to.

Mon, 24 Apr 2023 16:08:08 +0000

The Sinaloa Cartel had 10 Tigers, 5 Lions and some Jaguars. To feed People to.

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Man uses Tax Payer money to Build Personal Roadside Zoo

Thu, 20 Apr 2023 16:23:49 +0000

Man uses Tax Payer money to Build Personal Roadside Zoo

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Facebook owes you money. And a Buffalo Wild Wings Employee didn't want to work.

Wed, 19 Apr 2023 15:35:42 +0000

Facebook owes you money. And a Buffalo Wild Wings Employee didn't want to work.

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Man throws 200K in cash out the window, gets busted for littering.

Mon, 17 Apr 2023 16:15:40 +0000

Man throws 200K in cash out the window, gets busted for littering.Also, Rent a Hitman.com is not hiring.

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Thieves stole 2 Million Dimes

Fri, 14 Apr 2023 14:00:34 +0000

Thieves stole 2 Million Dimes. Plus there's a Russian Tank in Louisianna

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Sweet Old lady apologizes while robbing a bank

Wed, 12 Apr 2023 19:19:18 +0000

Sweet Old lady apologizes while robbing a bank

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Riot Breaks out at Bodyguard: The Musical, after the crowd wouldn't stop singing

Mon, 10 Apr 2023 15:06:10 +0000

Riot Breaks out at Bodyguard: The Musical, after the crowd wouldn't stop singing

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RTD is going to allow people to ride all day long without getting off

Fri, 07 Apr 2023 16:08:21 +0000

RTD is going to allow people to ride all day long without getting off

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King Soopers Security guard gets fired because he was punched by a Shoplifter

Thu, 06 Apr 2023 14:13:48 +0000

King Soopers Security guard gets fired because he was punched by a Shoplifter

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Youtuber gets shot after trying to Prank a guy in the Mall

Wed, 05 Apr 2023 16:15:29 +0000

Youtuber gets shot after trying to Prank a guy in the Mall

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Woman tries to steal a car with a Club on the Steering Wheel

Tue, 04 Apr 2023 13:42:49 +0000

Woman tries to steal a car with a Club on the Steering Wheel

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Donna the Sex Doll sold out in Australia so people can drive in the HOV lane.

Mon, 03 Apr 2023 15:33:53 +0000

Donna the Sex Doll sold out in Australia so people can drive in the HOV lane.

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Son dug up his dead mom, and posed her on the couch for 13 years.

Thu, 30 Mar 2023 14:37:08 +0000

Son dug up his dead mom, and posed her on the couch for 13 years.

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Englewood man axes his wife and daughter because he didn't want them to be homeless

Wed, 29 Mar 2023 16:25:47 +0000

Englewood man axes his wife and daughter because he didn't want them to be homeless

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Woman steals a Half Million Dollars from a Blackhawk Casino

Tue, 28 Mar 2023 16:15:14 +0000

Woman steals a Half Million Dollars from a Blackhawk Casino

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Man gives cop a Monopoly Get Out of Jail Card

Mon, 27 Mar 2023 14:06:56 +0000

Man gives cop a Monopoly Get Out of Jail Card

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Kansas family has been living with dead body for 6 years.

Thu, 23 Mar 2023 14:16:10 +0000

Kansas family has been living with dead body for 6 years.

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Man punches two monkeys at Monkey Beach to protect his child

Wed, 22 Mar 2023 16:14:19 +0000

Man punches two monkeys at Monkey Beach to protect his child

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Aurora Dentist Googles how to poison wife, then poisons wife.

Tue, 21 Mar 2023 14:06:03 +0000

Aurora Dentist Googles how to poison wife, then poisons wife.

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Woman calls in Bomb Threat from back of Uber, On Speaker Phone

Mon, 20 Mar 2023 16:18:16 +0000

Woman calls in Bomb Threat from back of Uber, On Speaker Phone

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There's water in the Casa Bonita Fountain

Wed, 15 Mar 2023 16:14:56 +0000

There's water in the Casa Bonita Fountain

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Man gets his arm ripped off by Angry Zebra.

Tue, 14 Mar 2023 16:16:41 +0000

Man gets his arm ripped off by Angry Zebra.

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Ja Morant Plastered Shotgun Willies with Money.

Mon, 13 Mar 2023 15:35:10 +0000

Ja Morant Plastered Shotgun Willies with Money.

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The Mexican Cartel Apologizes for kidnaping and murdering Americans

Fri, 10 Mar 2023 16:20:05 +0000

The Mexican Cartel Apologizes for kidnaping and murdering Americans

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A serial Vomiter was throwing up off his balcony, onto his neighbors balconies.

Thu, 09 Mar 2023 16:38:11 +0000

A serial Vomiter was throwing up off his balcony, onto his neighbors balconies.

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Move over Cocaine Bear, we have a Cocaine Leopard

Wed, 08 Mar 2023 17:10:11 +0000

Move over Cocaine Bear, we have a Cocaine Leopard

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A couple stole $1.7 Million worth of wine: 45 Total Bottles.

Tue, 07 Mar 2023 16:10:00 +0000

A couple stole $1.7 Million worth of wine: 45 Total Bottles.

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Southwest Airlines is looking at adding lights and music to help people board faster

Mon, 06 Mar 2023 17:15:35 +0000

Southwest Airlines is looking at adding flashing lights and music to help people board faster

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Beware of Scams when buying something out of the Youtube Comments Section

Thu, 02 Mar 2023 17:21:03 +0000

Beware of Scams when buying something out of the Youtube Comments Section

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Man gets his Family Mummy Taken away after Treating it like Weekend At Bernies

Wed, 01 Mar 2023 19:46:18 +0000

Man gets his Family Mummy Taken away after Treating it like Weekend At Bernies

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Naked Man ingested Meth and Bong Water

Tue, 28 Feb 2023 17:33:23 +0000

Naked Man ingested Meth and Bong Water

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Meghan and Harry want to sue South Park for Telling Truths

Tue, 21 Feb 2023 17:27:51 +0000

Meghan and Harry want to sue South Park for Telling Truths

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Man tries to escape jail dressed as a Sheep

Fri, 17 Feb 2023 17:24:34 +0000

Man tries to escape jail dressed as a Sheep

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Couple is still in love, even though the wife hired a hitman. Twice.

Thu, 16 Feb 2023 17:06:45 +0000

Couple is still in love, even though the wife hired a hitman. Twice.

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Wyoming wants to make it legal to drink and throw axes and rope chickens

Tue, 14 Feb 2023 17:29:37 +0000

Wyoming wants to make it legal to drink and throw axes and rope chickens

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Man firebombs A Bank in Russia because hackers took his money.

Mon, 13 Feb 2023 17:06:46 +0000

Man firebombs A Bank in Russia because hackers took his money.

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Man kills his Wife just days after getting away with a different murder

Fri, 10 Feb 2023 16:01:29 +0000

Man kills his Wife just days after getting away with a different murder

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12 Year old Denver Boy steals a car; gets shot by owner

Wed, 08 Feb 2023 15:15:41 +0000

12 Year old Denver Boy steals a car; gets shot by owner

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Man tries to get a Hitman to knock off a 14 year old. Gets Scammed instead.

Tue, 07 Feb 2023 17:18:05 +0000

Man tries to get a Hitman to knock off a 14 year old. Gets Scammed instead.

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Man steals over $1,000 in LEGO Bricks from a Target.

Mon, 06 Feb 2023 16:12:19 +0000

Man steals over $1,000 in LEGO Bricks from a Target.

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The Average American is Too fat to ride the Mario Kart ride at Mario World

Fri, 03 Feb 2023 15:50:06 +0000

The Average American is too fat to ride the Mario Kart ride at Mario World

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A Six year old ordered over $1000 on GrubHub

Thu, 02 Feb 2023 16:06:32 +0000

A Six year old ordered over $1000 on GrubHub

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Man Bites the Head off a Snake during argument

Wed, 01 Feb 2023 15:17:14 +0000

Man Bites the Head off a Snake during argument

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Arvada is the latest Meth Library around town

Mon, 30 Jan 2023 18:04:01 +0000

Arvada is the latest Meth Library around town

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A Turkey is Terrorizing a Town

Tue, 24 Jan 2023 17:14:45 +0000

A Turkey is Terrorizing a Town

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Girl was awarded 48 Million, for having all of her limbs amputated

Mon, 23 Jan 2023 15:31:05 +0000

Girl was awarded 48 Million, for having all of her limbs amputated

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Man is suing Taco Bell; Says he was Rat Poisoned

Fri, 20 Jan 2023 16:15:15 +0000

Man is suing Taco Bell; Says he was Rat Poisoned

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A third Colorado Library has been shut down due to Meth Contamination

Thu, 19 Jan 2023 17:18:34 +0000

A third Colorado Library has been shut down due to Meth Contamination

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An 11 and 13 year old Led police in a High Speed Chase

Wed, 18 Jan 2023 16:13:07 +0000

An 11 and 13 year old Led police in a High Speed Chase

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Family wanted a Pig for a pet; 4H would only give them bacon

Tue, 17 Jan 2023 17:13:17 +0000

Family wanted a Pig for a pet; 4H would only give them bacon

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Local shop rolls a Supra they were working on

Thu, 12 Jan 2023 17:27:23 +0000

Local shop rolls a Supra they were working on

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Guys made a Fake License Plate that Said "Stolen Tags"

Wed, 11 Jan 2023 17:14:01 +0000

Guys made a Fake License Plate that Said "Stolen Tags"

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Passenger in a High Speed chase calls the Police to report the police were chasing

Tue, 10 Jan 2023 16:42:38 +0000

Passenger in a High Speed chase calls the Police to report the police were chasing

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Man was Porch Pirating with Ladies Underwear on his head

Mon, 09 Jan 2023 17:15:12 +0000

Man was Porch Pirating with Ladies Underwear on his head

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Guys light themselves on fire during Arson Attempt

Fri, 06 Jan 2023 15:37:42 +0000

Guys light themselves on fire during Arson Attempt

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Thieves call 911 to have Cops help them move stuff

Wed, 04 Jan 2023 17:22:42 +0000

Thieves call 911 to have Cops help them move stuff

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People are Smoking Meth all over the Boulder Library

Tue, 03 Jan 2023 18:05:45 +0000

People are Smoking Meth all over the Boulder Library

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A Hippo Eats a 2 year old, then spits him up

Fri, 16 Dec 2022 17:12:03 +0000

A Hippo Eats a 2 year old, then spits him up

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Woman Drop kicks her baby to distract for Shoplifting Charges

Thu, 15 Dec 2022 17:50:25 +0000

Woman Drop kicks her baby to distract for Shoplifting Charges

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A kid named Blaze Barron got a Speeding Ticket

Wed, 14 Dec 2022 15:32:00 +0000

A kid named Blaze Barron got a Speeding Ticket

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Couple Scams 3 Million Dollars out of Woman over Psychic Claims

Tue, 13 Dec 2022 17:57:48 +0000

Couple Scams 3 Million Dollars out of Woman over Psychic Claims

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France is now giving out Condoms for Free

Mon, 12 Dec 2022 18:01:07 +0000

France is now giving out Condoms for Free

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Man gets shot while stealing another man's Goat

Thu, 08 Dec 2022 17:43:01 +0000

Man gets shot while stealing another man's Goat

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Woman drops off three buckets of human poo at the Fire Department.

Wed, 07 Dec 2022 17:06:53 +0000

Woman drops off three buckets of human poo at the Fire Department.

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Man slaps a Police Horse

Tue, 06 Dec 2022 17:14:54 +0000

Man slaps a Police Horse

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Man Shoplifts from Walmart during Shop with a Cop event

Mon, 05 Dec 2022 17:20:11 +0000

Man Shoplifts from Walmart during Shop with a Cop event

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Old lady didn't like her roommates Life Saving Ventilator Noise, so she unplugged it

Fri, 02 Dec 2022 17:13:14 +0000

Old lady didn't like her roommates Life Saving Ventilator Noise, so she unplugged it

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New Cargo shorts are coming with Hot Pocket Pockets

Thu, 01 Dec 2022 17:11:10 +0000

New Cargo shorts are coming with Hot Pocket Pockets

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Woman burns down house of man whos Sister answered her facetime.

Wed, 30 Nov 2022 17:08:56 +0000

Woman burns down house of man whos Sister answered her facetime.

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San Francisco's Robot Cops won't have guns, but they will explode.

Tue, 29 Nov 2022 18:10:00 +0000

San Francisco's Robot Cops won't have guns, but they will explode.

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Woman sues because her mac and cheese takes too long to make

Mon, 28 Nov 2022 17:27:33 +0000

Woman sues because her mac and cheese takes too long to make

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Woman filled her Wheelchair wheels up with Cocaine. Gets busted by TSA

Thu, 17 Nov 2022 17:21:26 +0000

Woman filled her Wheelchair wheels up with Cocaine. Gets busted by TSA

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100 Year old Man goes to the Strip club on his Birthday

Tue, 15 Nov 2022 16:29:27 +0000

100 Year old Man goes to the Strip club on his Birthday

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Man on Meth, bought an Owl at a Gas Station

Mon, 14 Nov 2022 17:15:36 +0000

Man on Meth, bought an Owl at a Gas Station

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New Survey: $10,000 will make anyone happy

Fri, 11 Nov 2022 17:24:07 +0000

New Survey: $10,000 will make anyone happy

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Someone tried to Smuggle a Gun through TSA inside a Raw Chicken

Wed, 09 Nov 2022 15:12:47 +0000

Someone tried to Smuggle a Gun through TSA inside a Raw Chicken

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A man ate 40 Rotisserie Chickens in 40 Days

Tue, 08 Nov 2022 17:33:31 +0000

A man ate 40 Rotisserie Chickens in 40 Days

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Pasternacks Pawn Shop has a Gently used Coffin for sale

Mon, 07 Nov 2022 18:09:23 +0000

Get a slightly used coffin on Colfax

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Mother and Son have a Three Story Bunker under their RV storage Lot

Sat, 05 Nov 2022 16:22:54 +0000

Mother and Son have a Three Story Bunker under their RV storage Lot

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Woman bites man who wants his sex toy back

Wed, 02 Nov 2022 16:10:08 +0000

Woman bites man who wants his sex toy back

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They are now making Sneakers for Horses

Tue, 01 Nov 2022 16:17:31 +0000

You can now get Sneakers for you Horse

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Man lives in a Shipping container with an Alligator

Mon, 31 Oct 2022 16:50:16 +0000

Man lives in a Shipping container with an Alligator

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Woman with no Arms, found with Meth in her Pockets

Thu, 27 Oct 2022 13:42:45 +0000

Woman with no Arms, found with Meth in her Pockets

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Girl Stole 13K from her Grandparents - Handed it out at School

Mon, 24 Oct 2022 16:51:47 +0000

Girl Stole 13K from her Grandparents - Handed it out at School

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Woman lives in a Haunted Brothel with Horny Ghosts

Fri, 21 Oct 2022 16:13:49 +0000

Woman lives in a Haunted Brothel with Horny Ghosts

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Woman attacks the Police with Bees during an eviction

Thu, 20 Oct 2022 15:15:13 +0000

Woman attacks the Police with Bees during an eviction

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Man stabs his brother with a Sword, over Using the Oven.

Wed, 19 Oct 2022 16:13:47 +0000

Man stabs his brother with a Sword, over Using the Oven.

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Scientists are making an even more contagious form of Covid

Tue, 18 Oct 2022 16:37:04 +0000

Scientists are making an even more contagious form of Covid

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Police found pumpkins filled with Meth

Mon, 17 Oct 2022 16:33:52 +0000

Police found pumpkins filled with Meth

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Mom lets her 10 Year Old Get a Tattoo. She gets Arrested.

Fri, 14 Oct 2022 17:03:04 +0000

Mom lets her 10 Year Old Get a Tattoo. She gets Arrested.

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Man leaves behind his finger when trying to rob a house

Thu, 13 Oct 2022 15:39:20 +0000

Man leaves behind his finger when trying to rob a house

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Man Robs a Bank with Finger Guns

Wed, 12 Oct 2022 16:13:09 +0000

Man Robs a Bank with Finger Guns

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Woman gets scammed from Man claiming to be on the ISS

Tue, 11 Oct 2022 16:14:57 +0000

Woman gets scammed from Man claiming to be on the ISS

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Kids stole the Worlds hottest Gummy Bear, Regret it immediately

Tue, 11 Oct 2022 12:51:09 +0000

Kids stole the Worlds hottest Gummy Bear, Regret it immediately

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Thieves are stealing Copper Wire out of RTD Tracks

Thu, 06 Oct 2022 16:00:49 +0000

Thieves are stealing Copper Wire out of RTD Tracks

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Boulder Man stole a Fire Truck

Wed, 05 Oct 2022 16:23:44 +0000

Boulder Man stole a Fire Truck

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Woman gets hit by Rollercoaster while looking for lost cell phone

Tue, 04 Oct 2022 16:13:17 +0000

Woman gets hit by Rollercoaster while looking for lost cell phone

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Woman gets scammed by a Fake Bret Michaels

Tue, 04 Oct 2022 11:22:37 +0000

Woman gets scammed out of 10,000 dollars by a Fake Bret Michaels

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A Robotic Ostrich broke a running record for 100 Meters

Thu, 29 Sep 2022 16:27:11 +0000

A Robotic Ostrich broke a running record for 100 Meters

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Uber Driver takes man back to his wife after picking up his Mistress

Wed, 28 Sep 2022 16:03:35 +0000

Uber Driver takes man back to his wife after picking up his Mistress

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Judge says Woman must give her nudes to her Ex Husband

Tue, 27 Sep 2022 16:29:26 +0000

Judge says Woman must give her nudes to her Ex Husband

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Woman was attacked by monkeys, fell off the roof, and impaled herself on a spike. She'll be OK

Mon, 26 Sep 2022 14:13:33 +0000

Woman was attacked by monkeys, fell off the roof, and impaled herself on a spike. She'll be OK

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Guy tries to evade police on a Motorcycle to impress a First Date

Thu, 22 Sep 2022 16:22:51 +0000

Guy tries to evade police on a Motorcycle to impress a First Date

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Man threatens Hotel Manager with Bow and Arrow

Wed, 21 Sep 2022 16:06:09 +0000

Man threatens Hotel Manager with Bow and Arrow

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The COO of A Fake Meat Company bit a guys nose off

Tue, 20 Sep 2022 16:07:34 +0000

The COO of A Fake Meat Company bit a guys nose off

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Rangeview and Aurora football teams got in so many fights, the game was postponed

Mon, 19 Sep 2022 16:15:29 +0000

Rangeview and Aurora football teams got in so many fights, the game was postponed

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Man says he's Satan, then cuts off his own leg

Fri, 16 Sep 2022 16:58:26 +0000

Man says he's Satan, then cuts off his own leg

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RTD is having a tough time Because People are stealing Wire from the Tracks

Thu, 15 Sep 2022 16:17:04 +0000

RTD is having a tough time Because People are stealing Wire from the Tracks

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An Old Folks Home Apologized after getting a stripper for the residents

Wed, 14 Sep 2022 16:15:07 +0000

An Old Folks Home Apologized after getting a stripper for the residents

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Man Steals TV From Walmart, Sells them in the Walmart Parking Lot

Tue, 13 Sep 2022 16:49:49 +0000

Man Steals TV From Walmart, Sells them in the Walmart Parking Lot

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Chess Cheating Scandal Using Anal Beads

Mon, 12 Sep 2022 16:38:25 +0000

Chess Cheating Scandal Using Anal Beads

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Fake Cop pulls over Undercover Real Cop in Brighton

Tue, 06 Sep 2022 16:03:42 +0000

Fake Cop pulls over Undercover Real Cop in Brighton

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Guy is in coma after 20,000 Bee Stings

Thu, 01 Sep 2022 13:33:49 +0000

Guy is in coma after 20,000 Bee Stings

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Pilot has to remind passengers not to AirDrop nudes

Wed, 31 Aug 2022 15:04:43 +0000

Pilot has to remind passengers not to AirDrop nudes

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Woman almost drowns after getting bit in the butt by a turtle

Tue, 30 Aug 2022 15:11:00 +0000

Woman almost drowns after getting bit in the butt by a turtle

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Woman decides to dance instead of taking Sobriety Test

Mon, 29 Aug 2022 16:13:05 +0000

Woman decides to dance instead of taking Sobriety Test

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Brinks Semi Truck gets robbed while at a Flying J Truck Stop

Thu, 25 Aug 2022 14:12:14 +0000

Brinks Semi Truck gets robbed while at a Flying J Truck Stop

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Man Cuts off His Own Penis While He Was Sleeping

Wed, 24 Aug 2022 15:09:27 +0000

Man Cuts off His Own Penis While He Was Sleeping

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Tommy Lee Reveals why he showed off his junk

Tue, 23 Aug 2022 16:06:40 +0000

Tommy Lee Reveals why he showed off his junk

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Vancouver Zoo closed due to Wolves Escaping

Thu, 18 Aug 2022 16:48:28 +0000

Vancouver Zoo closed due to Wolves Escaping

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2 Year old gets bit by Snake. 2 Year old Bites Back

Wed, 17 Aug 2022 16:12:37 +0000

2 Year old gets bit by Snake. 2 Year old Bites Back

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Man gets busted with 250 LBS of Cocaine. Thanks to Expired License Tags.

Tue, 16 Aug 2022 16:17:08 +0000

Man gets busted with 250 LBS of Cocaine. Thanks to Expired License Tags.

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6 Year Old Boy is Drinking a Smirnoff Ice at a Convenience store

Thu, 11 Aug 2022 17:03:12 +0000

6 Year Old Boy is Drinking a Smirnoff Ice at a Convenience store

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Casa Bonita has a Restaurant Nightmare on their Hands

Wed, 10 Aug 2022 16:15:26 +0000

Casa Bonita has a Restaurant Nightmare on their Hands

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Man gets attacked by Gang with Frying Pans

Tue, 09 Aug 2022 16:36:07 +0000

Man gets attacked by Gang with Frying Pans

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Cracker Barrel is now serving Fake Meats

Mon, 08 Aug 2022 16:08:33 +0000

Cracker Barrel is now serving Fake Meats

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Man gives himself a Superglue Nose Job

Mon, 01 Aug 2022 16:14:53 +0000

Man gives himself a Superglue Nose Job

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Woman gets 5 Foot Penis on her Grave

Fri, 29 Jul 2022 17:14:32 +0000

Woman gets 5 Foot Penis on her Grave

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Man flees accident, gets attacked by Emus!

Wed, 27 Jul 2022 16:11:34 +0000

Man flees accident, gets attacked by Emus!

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Guy with 30 Pounds of Coke, Gets busted for Speeding in Colorado

Tue, 26 Jul 2022 16:13:19 +0000

Guy with 30 Pounds of Coke, Gets busted for Speeding in Colorado

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Man throws shoe at women at the beach. Gets arrested.

Mon, 25 Jul 2022 15:01:44 +0000

Man throws shoe at women at the beach. Gets arrested.

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Woman finds man Sleeping on her Couch. 911 tells Her to wake him up.

Thu, 21 Jul 2022 17:52:32 +0000

Woman finds man Sleeping on her Couch. 911 tells Her to wake him up.

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Woman sues man for standing her up

Wed, 20 Jul 2022 17:47:15 +0000

Woman sues man for standing her up

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Airplanes have trouble taking off in Hot Weather.

Tue, 19 Jul 2022 16:12:04 +0000

Airplanes have trouble taking off in Hot Weather.

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Man pulls gun on women who didn't say "Thank You" for holding a door

Mon, 18 Jul 2022 15:02:49 +0000

Man pulls gun on women who didn't say "Thank You" for holding a door

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Man steals car with Toddler inside: He didn't want to ride the RTD

Fri, 15 Jul 2022 16:43:29 +0000

Man steals car with Toddler inside: He didn't want to ride the RTD

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Man Kidnaps his Ex Girlfriend, from 20 years ago.

Wed, 13 Jul 2022 17:43:34 +0000

Man Kidnaps his Ex Girlfriend, from 20 years ago.

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Man tried to elude police on a Riding Lawnmower

Tue, 12 Jul 2022 16:22:12 +0000

Man tried to elude police on a Riding Lawnmower

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Zack Wilson Slept with his Moms BFF

Mon, 11 Jul 2022 16:30:02 +0000

Zack Wilson Slept with his Moms BFF

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LA Baseball Vendor can't throw Peanuts anymore

Thu, 07 Jul 2022 16:30:10 +0000

LA Baseball Vendor can't throw Peanuts anymore

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What happens when the DIA Trains Break down?

Wed, 06 Jul 2022 16:10:15 +0000

What happens when the DIA Trains Break down?

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The Rainbow Family are causing lots of Problems.

Tue, 05 Jul 2022 16:11:27 +0000

The Rainbow Family are causing lots of Problems.

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Ukrainian Special Forces will shoot you in the Balls

Tue, 28 Jun 2022 16:12:56 +0000

Ukrainian Special Forces will shoot you in the Balls

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One Woman won almost all the Awards at a County fair

Mon, 27 Jun 2022 16:16:57 +0000

One Woman won almost all the Awards at a County fair

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Lawyer Loses License for Driving Naked Too Much

Fri, 24 Jun 2022 16:12:19 +0000

Lawyer Loses License for Driving Naked Too Much

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The Largest Python in Florida Was Found

Thu, 23 Jun 2022 16:38:30 +0000

The Largest Python in Florida Was Found

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Colorado Man Steals Patrol Car; Goes to dispatched call

Wed, 22 Jun 2022 14:03:47 +0000

Colorado Man Steals Patrol Car; Goes to dispatched call

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Head Stone hides secret message

Fri, 17 Jun 2022 16:08:40 +0000

Head Stone hides secret message

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Woman shows up at Funeral to Spit on the Guest of Honor

Wed, 15 Jun 2022 16:15:12 +0000

Woman shows up at Funeral to Spit on the Guest of Honor

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Fort Collins Landscaper gets caught stealing Panties

Tue, 14 Jun 2022 14:00:38 +0000

Fort Collins Landscaper gets caught stealing Panties

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Elephant Who Killed Woman, shows up to her Funeral for More

Mon, 13 Jun 2022 16:27:28 +0000

Elephant Who Killed Woman, shows up to her Funeral for More

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Workers fell into a Vat of Chocolate at an MnMs factory

Fri, 10 Jun 2022 15:41:39 +0000

Workers fell into a Vat of Chocolate at an MnMs factory

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Chinese women fighting over a Parking Space for Bentleys

Wed, 08 Jun 2022 16:06:31 +0000

Two chinese women fight over a Parking Spot for their Bentleys and Range Rovers

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Man Charged with GTA - Grand Theft Avacados

Tue, 07 Jun 2022 16:56:28 +0000

Some guy stole more than just personal use avacados

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Porch Pirate Returns all the Loot and Apologizes.

Fri, 27 May 2022 16:40:09 +0000

Porch Pirate Returns all the Loot and Apologizes.

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Man blocks McDonalds Drive Thru for 2 hours over Messed up Order

Tue, 24 May 2022 16:51:35 +0000

Man blocks McDonalds Drive Thru for 2 hours over Messed up Order

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Amish guy gets DUI in a Buggy

Mon, 23 May 2022 16:16:24 +0000

An Amish Guy got a DUI in his Horse Drawn Buggy

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Woman throws snake at officer who pulled her over

Fri, 20 May 2022 13:38:57 +0000

Woman throws snake at officer who pulled her over

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We are all Using Post It Notes wrong

Thu, 19 May 2022 16:48:31 +0000

There is a proper way to dispense Post It Notes. Were not doing it right.

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Zoom Wedding leads to Zoom Divorce... Couple never met in person.

Wed, 18 May 2022 16:18:54 +0000

A couple is getting divorced over Zoom, after getting married on Zoom, without ever meeting.

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Researchers have invented an Edible Tape to seal Burritos.

Tue, 17 May 2022 16:09:37 +0000

Scientists have invented an adhesive to keep your burrito sealed.

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Manager peed in the Arby's Milkshake Mix

Mon, 16 May 2022 16:38:08 +0000

Manager peed in the Arby's Milkshake Mix

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Man lands plane after pilot passes out.

Thu, 12 May 2022 16:52:33 +0000

A man had to land the plane after his pilot passed out at the wheel.

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Aurora Man is suing for getting shot in the Testicle.

Wed, 11 May 2022 16:08:03 +0000

An aurora man was shot i the testicle. Now he's suing.

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Man Scams Indian Call Centers

Tue, 10 May 2022 16:29:35 +0000

A guy returns the pain to an Indian Call Center known for scamming people.

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Toilet gets struck by lightning

Mon, 09 May 2022 15:08:59 +0000

An indoor toilet has been destroyed, thanks to a lightning strike.

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Police find 100 Pounds of Cocaine in with Coffee beans

Fri, 06 May 2022 16:06:04 +0000

Police Find 100 Pounds of Cocaine in with Coffee beans

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Man Gets Sued for Dropping his Car off to get an oil change

Thu, 05 May 2022 14:12:00 +0000

A man drops his car off to get an oil change, and ends up getting charged with a mans death.

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New College Grads are expecting to make over $100,000

Wed, 04 May 2022 16:02:58 +0000

New College Grads are expecting to make over $100,000 right out of school.

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Man Grows a Penis on His Arm

Tue, 03 May 2022 17:01:06 +0000

A Man grew a Penis on his arm.

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Man gets busted cheating because of Disney World Photo

Mon, 02 May 2022 17:04:56 +0000

Dad got busted getting friendly with the Nanny after Mom found a Disney world ride picture.

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How much is the Cash Me Outside girl worth?

Wed, 27 Apr 2022 12:08:56 +0000

How much is the Cash me Outside girl worth?

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Both Jockey and her Horse Test Positive for Meth

Mon, 25 Apr 2022 17:54:43 +0000

A Jockey, and the Horse she rides were both tested for Meth, and they both Failed.

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Woman falls head First into an Outhouse

Fri, 22 Apr 2022 13:50:16 +0000

Woman drops her phone into an outhouse. Then she goes in after it.

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Bride slips everyone at her wedding Marijuana

Thu, 21 Apr 2022 13:39:54 +0000

A Bride gave everyone at her wedding some pot without them knowing.

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Man threatens employees with a magic wand

Wed, 20 Apr 2022 16:41:14 +0000

Man threatens Hotel Employees with a Magic Wand

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Womans rent goes up because she does OnlyFans

Tue, 19 Apr 2022 15:46:28 +0000

A landlord found his tenants OnlyFans, and doubled her rent.

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Man gets busted selling 63 Golf Carts

Fri, 15 Apr 2022 18:35:10 +0000

A Guy gets busted for stealing a lot of Golf Carts with a Universal Key and a U-Haul.

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Police are looking for a guy whos hitting people with Pies

Thu, 14 Apr 2022 16:29:15 +0000

Police are on the lookout for a guy hitting others with Plates of Whipped Cream

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Man gets run over while stealing catalytic converters

Wed, 13 Apr 2022 15:02:39 +0000

Man gets run over while stealing catalytic converters

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Dude throws a Toilet off a Roof onto a Cop Car

Tue, 12 Apr 2022 16:54:11 +0000

Dude throws a Toilet off a Roof onto a Cop Car

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Two Men are dead from Uncontrolled Deffication

Mon, 11 Apr 2022 15:03:57 +0000

Two Men are dead because of a Woman's Uncontrolled Deffication problems

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Whataburger Calorie Count gets man busted for Pot

Mon, 11 Apr 2022 11:18:13 +0000

This guy would have gotten away with it, if it hadn't been for that pesky Drive Thru.

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Man gets Celery when he was trying to buy weed

Thu, 07 Apr 2022 16:05:12 +0000

Man gets Celery instead of Weed

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Missing leg from Accident found 42 miles away

Wed, 06 Apr 2022 15:33:11 +0000

A man was killed in an automobile accident. His leg was found 42 miles away.

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Teenager has to apologize for lying about getting out of a DUI

Tue, 05 Apr 2022 14:12:09 +0000

Colorado Teen gets busted for making up a story about blowing a 3.8, and getting a date with the officer who let her go.

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Hope Solo got a Dui in a Walmart Parking Lot

Mon, 04 Apr 2022 14:33:20 +0000

Soccer Legend, Hope Solo got a DUI passed out in a Walmart Parking Lot

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Bertha is not invited to my Funeral

Mon, 04 Apr 2022 10:54:35 +0000

A woman updates her funeral plans. Bertha is not invited.

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Stupid Stories - A womens only Sports bar

Fri, 01 Apr 2022 13:44:09 +0000

Portland Oregon is the home to the Sports Bra, the First Sports Bar for Women.

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The Unipiper's Unicycle has been stolen!

Wed, 30 Mar 2022 16:12:06 +0000

Someone has Stolen the Unipiper's Unicycle.

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Greely Man is Squatting outside his old House

Tue, 29 Mar 2022 16:04:14 +0000

Stupid Stories. This Greeley man was evicted from his house, and now he's squatting outside his old house.

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Police need to return $30,000 of confiscated Marijuana

Mon, 28 Mar 2022 16:03:07 +0000

Police in Georgia confiscated some pot that they shouldn't have... Now they have to give it back.

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Man lives under a different name for 30 year, gets busted cause Covid.

Fri, 25 Mar 2022 10:33:19 +0000

This guy would have gotten away with it for over 30 years, if it wasn't for getting his Covid shot.

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Son and Dad get arrested for Meth Floating in their Coke.

Wed, 23 Mar 2022 15:39:16 +0000

A son and Dad were arrested after cops spotted Meth Floating in their McDonalds cup.

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Dick at your Door goes horribly wrong

Tue, 22 Mar 2022 16:20:24 +0000

A woman is upset with her Dick at your Door delivery.

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Stupid Robber tries to Car Jack Police

Mon, 21 Mar 2022 16:01:18 +0000

This guy tried to Car Jack a Marked Police Cruiser.

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Woman had a Shot Glass in her Bladder

Fri, 18 Mar 2022 13:36:00 +0000

This woman had a shotglass in her bladder.

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Man Handcuffs himself to McDonalds in Russia: Hooliganism

Wed, 16 Mar 2022 12:13:30 +0000

This man needed his Big Mac fix. So he chained himself to the McDonalds Doors.

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Stupid Stories - March 14 - Guys stealing gas with Trap Door Car.

Tue, 15 Mar 2022 13:37:07 +0000

Gas station attendant finds out guys have been stealing gas with Trap Door in their van.

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Man Eats $13,000 Cadburys Creme Egg

Mon, 14 Mar 2022 11:23:51 +0000

A man didn't know a contest was going on, and ended up eating a Winning Chocolate Egg worth $13,000.

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Woman gets busted huffing Right Guard

Fri, 11 Mar 2022 12:29:18 +0000

Gotta love that Right Guard breath

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Taiwan's Power all runs through one Switch. Some guy flipped it.

Thu, 10 Mar 2022 14:02:24 +0000

All of Taiwan's Power runs through one switch. Someone flipped it

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Man's Wife Harpoons his Penis

Wed, 09 Mar 2022 12:24:43 +0000

This guy didn't make his wife Dinner, so she got hangry, and Harpooned his Penis when he got home.

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Man Sprays Fire Extinguisher on Traffic in Eisenhower

Tue, 08 Mar 2022 12:10:13 +0000

Man gets crazy with the Fire Extinguisher in the High Country

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March 1 - Tazed, but not Fazed at the airport gate.

Wed, 02 Mar 2022 14:18:20 +0000

This guy was tazed before his flight, but it didn't faze him.

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Stupid Stories - Feb 24

Thu, 24 Feb 2022 18:14:35 +0000

A Teacher Air Dropped a Sex video to over 200 students.

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Stupid Stories for Feb 23

Wed, 23 Feb 2022 16:58:34 +0000

Woman finds out her Gyno is actually her Dad.

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Tuesday, Feb 22 - Dad tells a 4 year old to shoot cops

Wed, 23 Feb 2022 12:13:32 +0000

Dad tells a 4 year old to shoot the cops

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Stupid Stories for Feb 15, 2022

Wed, 16 Feb 2022 13:25:16 +0000

Will Ice Shantys lead to Prostitution? Of Course.

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