93X Half-Assed Morning Show

Menstrual Tramps

Tue, 21 Jul 2026 15:44:43 +0000

Originally Aired July 21, 2026: Russian dong-chomper. The Seamen Letters. Everything you've ever wanted to know about playing the didgeridoo.

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Ukulele Monday

Mon, 20 Jul 2026 14:49:13 +0000

Originally Aired July 20, 2026: Whose pants are these? KATHAUSEN. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Boredom Arson.

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("Best Of"): Fat & Sassy

Sat, 18 Jul 2026 14:00:00 +0000

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Friday (Forreal This Time)

Fri, 17 Jul 2026 15:28:20 +0000

Originally Aired July 17, 2026: Keep the butt stuff indoors. Trapped in a porta-potty. Everything you wanna know about
Nick's favorite job perks.

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Outlaw Kitten

Thu, 16 Jul 2026 15:57:09 +0000

Originally Aired July 16, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. 75,000 dollar dog sitter. Everything you wanna know about being starfished and naked on a dog food pallet.

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Sunshine Guilt

Wed, 15 Jul 2026 14:32:28 +0000

Carmen Electralux. Aqua dumps. Everything you wanna know about sleep shaming. Originally aired Wednesday, July 15, 2026.

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Cliterature

Tue, 14 Jul 2026 15:21:14 +0000

C. Willi Myles in the studio. Stripping for the dead. Everything you wanna know about secondhand breast implants. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show originally aired Tuesday, July 14, 2026.

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Super Diarrhea

Mon, 13 Jul 2026 15:10:31 +0000

Doctor P answers medical questions. Death sexting. Everything you wanna know about Nick hating E.T. Originally aired Monday, July 13, 2026.

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Welcome to Girth & Bryan from Koo Koo

Fri, 10 Jul 2026 15:56:33 +0000

Bryan from Koo Koo stops by to talk about the band's recent performance on America's Got Talent. Urinating with the rich and famous. Everything you wanna know about bong-holeo. Originally aired Friday, July 10, 2026.

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Semen Master

Thu, 09 Jul 2026 14:57:06 +0000

We'll laugh about this later. Welcome to the wiener-pit. Everything you wanna know about Type 2 fun. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally aired Thursday, July 9, 2026.

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F, Marry, Kill

Wed, 08 Jul 2026 14:56:02 +0000

Originally Aired July 8, 2026: And then the eye fell out. You drive one ugly ass car. Everything you wanna know about emotional support lizards.

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DongDash

Tue, 07 Jul 2026 14:59:39 +0000

Originally Aired July 7, 2026: C. Willi Myles in-studio. Badge Bunny. Everything you wanna know about bologna versus steroids.

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It Is...ALIVE

Mon, 06 Jul 2026 15:16:43 +0000

Originally Aired July 6, 2026: New booze laws? Own a piece of Vikings history, but it might be covered in seaman. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Benadryl cocktails served to you by a stranger in a parking lot.

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("Best Of"): Pet Alimony

Fri, 03 Jul 2026 14:00:00 +0000

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("Best Of"): Whatever You Say, 'Stove'

Thu, 02 Jul 2026 14:05:00 +0000

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("Best Of"): Getting One of Those Dee-Vorces

Wed, 01 Jul 2026 14:32:27 +0000

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("Best Of"): Butt-Job Bob's Thousand-Thousand Mosh Pits

Tue, 30 Jun 2026 14:45:15 +0000

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("Best Of"): Plumbing is Just Water LEGO

Mon, 29 Jun 2026 14:55:51 +0000

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("Best Of"): Discount Store Dingleberry

Fri, 26 Jun 2026 16:55:22 +0000

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Farewell Naz

Thu, 25 Jun 2026 14:52:54 +0000

Originally Aired June 25, 2026: Sir, is that a buttplug? Finding out your spouse is a drug addict. Everything you've ever wanted to know about sucking harder than a clogged Dustbuster.

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Cheese Johnson

Wed, 24 Jun 2026 15:18:53 +0000

Originally Aired June 24, 2026: The biggest douchebag musicians of all time. Don't fall into the campground crapper. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Henderson, MN Sauerkraut Queen.

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Dildo Park

Tue, 23 Jun 2026 15:12:23 +0000

Originally Aired June 23, 2026: The C-Word. Mountain Dew donuts. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Beaver Liquors.

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Liquid Herpes

Mon, 22 Jun 2026 16:17:46 +0000

Originally Aired June 22, 2026: A borderline alcoholic searches for his missing rug. AI Robocop sucks at his job. Everything you've ever wanted to know about grandfather clocks.

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("Best Of"): Nick Drank a Fart

Fri, 19 Jun 2026 14:00:00 +0000

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Totally Penis!

Thu, 18 Jun 2026 15:40:53 +0000

Originally Aired June 18, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Cool is still cool. Everything you wanna about skinny butt.

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Sick Fern, Bro

Wed, 17 Jun 2026 16:07:09 +0000

Originally Aired June 17, 2026: Description: Robo Bowl. Old fart balloons. Everything you've ever wanted to know about using a Ziploc bag as a condom.

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Hogbauer's Automotive

Tue, 16 Jun 2026 15:50:02 +0000

Originally Aired June 16, 2026: There ARE laws when drinking White Claws. Russian ruff-lette. Everything you wanna know about being *slightly* above average.

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High Stakes Monkey Poker

Mon, 15 Jun 2026 15:03:54 +0000

Originally Aired June 15, 2026: Doctor P answers medical questions. Having sex in the back of a cop car . Everything you wanna know about getting Bum Bum Cream on your face.

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Ultimate Testicular Destruction

Fri, 12 Jun 2026 15:41:42 +0000

Originally Aired June 12, 2026: Cheater cheater, not a cake eater. Friendly fire. Everything you wanna know about turning hot dogs into hot logs.

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I Just Wanna Jacket, Bro

Thu, 11 Jun 2026 14:38:07 +0000

Originally Aired June 11, 2026: Fla-Bong-Go. It's like stealing French fries from a baby. Everything you wanna know about the British sex boat!

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Nick is Ugly

Wed, 10 Jun 2026 15:58:11 +0000

Originally Aired June 10, 2026: What the hot people are watching. DYN-O-MITE! Everything you wanna know about destructive children.

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Too Broke to Dream

Tue, 09 Jun 2026 14:43:09 +0000

Originally Aired June 9, 2026: Dead body beer. Butter run. Everything you wanna know about Natlaie Starboardman.

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Robot Roundhouse

Mon, 08 Jun 2026 15:42:16 +0000

The very VISIBLE invisible man. Josh likes big bites and he cannot lie. Everything you wanna know about famous people playing real life superheroes. Originally aired June 8, 2026.

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Quid Pro Quo Hawk

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 15:09:01 +0000

Originally Aired June 5, 2026: Double creampies. Parasite pasta. Everything you wanna know about screw worms.

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Like a Fart in the Shower

Thu, 04 Jun 2026 14:58:50 +0000

Originally Aired June 4, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. The bees are watching you. Everything you wanna know about emotional boners.

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93XXX

Wed, 03 Jun 2026 15:17:09 +0000

Originally Aired June 3, 2026: 20 pounds of duck sausage. We're here to save Tom Cruise. Everything you wanna know about listeners favorite porn stars.

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Foot Juice

Tue, 02 Jun 2026 15:11:51 +0000

Originally Aired June 2, 2026: Ashley's filthy little mouth. The Girl That Stabs the Horses. Everything you've ever wanted to know about finding a finger in your orange juice.

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Criminal Genital System

Mon, 01 Jun 2026 15:05:13 +0000

Originally Aired June 1, 2026: Hot movies coming out this Summer. Tearing down the house. Everything you wanna know about injuring yourself in a stupid way, like Dana.

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Double Dong Dog

Fri, 29 May 2026 15:43:44 +0000

Originally Aired May 29, 2026: Coke-tex. Are you smarter than a 5th grader? Everything you wanna know about how trashy you are.

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The Finest Employee the Company’s Ever Seen

Thu, 28 May 2026 15:12:12 +0000

Originally Aired May 28, 2026: Diddling for Dollars. The truth is out there... and it's hovering Anoka. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your aunt’s porn career.

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Hey Morons

Wed, 27 May 2026 16:06:02 +0000

Originally Aired May 27, 2026: Chainsaw-assraw. I'll Give You Some Vitamin D. Everything you wanna know about chess boxing.

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Mystery Surgery

Tue, 26 May 2026 15:32:32 +0000

Originally Aired May 26, 2026: Aliens, ghosts, or zombies? Kindergarten graduation brawl. Everything you wanna know about using a sandwich as toilet paper.

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("Best Of"): Tacos, Adderall & a Mammogram

Mon, 25 May 2026 14:00:00 +0000

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("Best Of"): Too Hot, Too Musty

Fri, 22 May 2026 14:15:48 +0000

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Don't Care.

Thu, 21 May 2026 15:29:02 +0000

Originally Aired May 21, 2026: Don't care. Don't care. Everything you wanna know about not caring.

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Dumpster Diving 101

Wed, 20 May 2026 15:36:02 +0000

Originally Aired May 20, 2026: Minnesota Wild Marcus Foligno. Fran Dorkington. Everything you wanna know about your 300,000 dollar child.

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Pit Sniffer

Tue, 19 May 2026 14:45:25 +0000

Originally Aired May 19, 2026: You take the van, I'll take the dog. Nude nude revolution.. Everything you wanna know about buying used underwear.

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Rumple-Bitch-Skin

Mon, 18 May 2026 14:59:07 +0000

Originally Aired May 18, 2026: Doctor James Parnell in studio. The bong remains the same. Everything you wanna know about eating dirt.

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Ball Maxxing

Fri, 15 May 2026 17:26:59 +0000

Originally Aired May 15, 2026: Your boss is watching you. Hammer time. Everything you wanna know about DWI Nascar.

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Dickbags

Thu, 14 May 2026 15:06:10 +0000

Originally Aired May 14, 2026: Doing it in the can. Are you street smart? Everything you wanna know about Craig.

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Nature's Pocket

Wed, 13 May 2026 14:56:21 +0000

Originally Aired May 13, 2026: Janel Klein in studio. Back or front is back, or is it front? Everything you wanna know about TPM's.

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EEEARS CUBBY!

Tue, 12 May 2026 15:46:51 +0000

Originally Aired May 12, 2026: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Blaine says NO NUDITY. Everything you wanna know about the boomer bad news drop.

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JAIME PRESSLY IS ON ONLYFANS!

Mon, 11 May 2026 14:40:20 +0000

Originally Aired May 11, 2026: I repeat, Jaime Pressly is on OnlyFans! The Empire Strikes Bacne. Everything you wanna know about the TRUE story of the chicken who crossed the road.

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Toot-paste

Fri, 08 May 2026 16:31:32 +0000

Originally Aired May 8, 2026: Happy Walleye Opener! You WILL eat these gushers. Everything you wanna know about people's weird hobbies.

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Nobody Cares, Work Harder

Thu, 07 May 2026 15:51:40 +0000

Originally Aired May 7, 2026: MN Wild Marcus Foligno. Veterinarian doctor Andrea. Everything you wanna know about feces-ing.

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World Record Pecker Pull

Wed, 06 May 2026 16:14:42 +0000

Originally Aired May 6, 2026: Mars attacks. Burning down grandma's house. Everything you wanna know about $50 movie tickets.

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Return of the HAMS

Tue, 05 May 2026 15:52:28 +0000

Originally Aired May 5, 2026: Dr P Jesus answers your health questions. Entertainer C Willi Myles. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your wettest dream.

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("Best Of"): Beef Walk Pt. II

Mon, 04 May 2026 14:25:42 +0000

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("Best Of"): Beef Walk

Fri, 01 May 2026 14:00:00 +0000

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("Best Of"): More Monkey Wars

Thu, 30 Apr 2026 14:00:00 +0000

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("Best Of"): What Are You On?

Wed, 29 Apr 2026 14:00:00 +0000

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Timber Tug

Tue, 28 Apr 2026 15:59:05 +0000

Originally Aired April 28, 2026: Getaway lawnmower. Check your shorts... There's a new STD in town. Everything you wanna know about the Sperm Racing World Cup.

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Chainsaw-Ass Raw

Mon, 27 Apr 2026 15:05:09 +0000

Originally Aired April 27, 2026: The Miz and Rocsi Diaz joined the show. There's a baby on the loose! Everything you wanna know about slapping a sandwich artist.

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LICE HEAD! LICE HEAD! LICE HEAD!

Fri, 24 Apr 2026 16:00:19 +0000

Originally Aired April 24, 2026: Wheel of Misfortune. It's cheaper to keep her. Everything you wanna know about underestimating greatness.

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Little Kabob Shop of Horrors

Thu, 23 Apr 2026 16:29:28 +0000

Originally Aired April 23, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea. Happy Draft Day! Everything you wanna know about sky peckers.

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Go Phub Yourself!

Wed, 22 Apr 2026 15:44:04 +0000

Originally Aired April 22, 2026: Yabba dabba doobie! Mess with the bull, get the horn (up your butt). Everything you wanna know about getting corn-dogged.

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Boardgame Bully

Tue, 21 Apr 2026 15:40:13 +0000

Originally Aired April 21, 2026: Doctor P in studio. I once passed out while making a doodoo pie. Everything you wanna know about competitive rock, paper, and scissors.

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Eye Mites

Mon, 20 Apr 2026 15:19:42 +0000

Originally Aired April 20, 2026: Friends don't let friends hoard. Selling your soul. Everything you wanna know about pooping in your car.

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Beat-Mobile

Fri, 17 Apr 2026 15:23:13 +0000

Originally Aired April 17, 2026: Who stole my penis? Are you kitten me?! Everything you wanna know about who you've lost that loving feeling.... and other stuff.

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Irrational Rage

Thu, 16 Apr 2026 14:51:23 +0000

Originally Aired April 16, 2026: Playoff bound MN Wild Marcus Foligno. Attorney friend Ryan Pacyga with an announcement. Everything you wanna know about great grandma gamers.

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Crisis of Bowels

Wed, 15 Apr 2026 15:17:53 +0000

Originally Aired April 15, 2026: Year end fecal review. Oooooo that smell. Everything you wanna know about your anal print.

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THERAPY!

Tue, 14 Apr 2026 15:22:51 +0000

Originally Aired April 14, 2026: Everyone wants some. Lung piercing. Everything you wanna know about waiting until the last minute.

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Game 7 of The Masters

Mon, 13 Apr 2026 15:18:38 +0000

Originally Aired April 13, 2026: Watch out, those kids are PG-13. Pipe bomb party. Everything you wanna about sitting on your balls.

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Uber Hella Cool Beans

Fri, 10 Apr 2026 15:22:21 +0000

Originally Aired April 10, 2026: Bath water beer. Fighting over the dead. Everything you wanna know about cream pie.

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Warning: Driver May Be Jerking It

Thu, 09 Apr 2026 14:47:39 +0000

Originally Aired April 9, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Getaway kayak. Everything you wanna know about hotwifing.

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A Tradition Unlike Any Other

Wed, 08 Apr 2026 15:24:23 +0000

Originally Aired April 8, 2026: "God You're Hot." "Big Debra." Everything you've ever wanted to know about fingerless beating up children gloves.

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O.B.C.D.

Tue, 07 Apr 2026 15:31:26 +0000

Originally Aired April 7, 2026: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Thank you for your cervix. Everything you wanna know about having a ghoul-friend.

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Don't Tell ME Where to Poop

Mon, 06 Apr 2026 15:13:26 +0000

Originally Aired April 6, 2026: Doctor P in the studio. You're invited to the worst party ever! Everything you wanna know about living in a chicken coop.

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Junkie Bump

Fri, 03 Apr 2026 15:00:25 +0000

Originally Aired April 3, 2026: Minnesota State Patrol in studio. Teenagers are scary. Everything you wanna know about pushing a crotch goblin out.

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Ether Bunny

Thu, 02 Apr 2026 14:48:22 +0000

Originally Aired April 2, 2026: Not afraid to eff ugly. Catching up on sleep while working. Everything you wanna know about getting a GWI.

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Happy April Fools Day!

Wed, 01 Apr 2026 14:58:55 +0000

Originally Aired April 1, 2026: Minnesota Wild Marcus Foligno. Don't stop, be leaving. Everything you wanna know about fake farts.

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Get a Job?

Tue, 31 Mar 2026 15:48:48 +0000

Originally Aired March 31, 2026: March Madness poop bracket. Surprise ear sex. Everything you wanna know about taking the written driving exam 139 times.

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Raw Sewage Gas

Mon, 30 Mar 2026 15:33:30 +0000

Originally Aired March 30, 2026: Everyone's on dope. Kangaroo diapers. Everything you wanna know about the XFL fantasy draft.

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Beef Walk

Fri, 27 Mar 2026 15:06:21 +0000

Originally Aired March 27, 2026: Happy 51st Birthday to Josh! Vaping squirrels. Everything you wanna know about getting 86'ed from the bar.

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You Call Those Hands?

Thu, 26 Mar 2026 16:25:37 +0000

Originally Aired March 26, 2026: Opening Day. Truck missiles. Everything you wanna know about using the power of Jesus to rob a bank.

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Toe-fu and Feet-za

Wed, 25 Mar 2026 16:34:57 +0000

Originally Aired March 25, 2026: Drug mule Barbie. Worst first dates ever. Everything you wanna know about the history of the Seattle SuperSonics.

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AEW Julia Hart

Tue, 24 Mar 2026 15:42:01 +0000

Originally Aired March 24, 2026: Wrinkle ranch. Next thing ya know... I was getting a BJ! Everything you wanna about stupid Todd.

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Speed Friending

Mon, 23 Mar 2026 14:56:09 +0000

Originally Aired March 23, 2026: Mansl-Otter. That's a penis. Everything you wanna know about getting Tyrannosaurus-rekt.

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Herpe Island

Fri, 20 Mar 2026 14:53:12 +0000

Originally Aired March 20, 2026: Dagger tag. Prancercise. Everything you wanna know about crack-lorette.

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Yakety Sax

Thu, 19 Mar 2026 16:32:45 +0000

Originally Aired March 19, 2026: The return of Norwegian lungworm. The dangers of speed-twerking. Everything you ever wanted to know about Wiesblatt Syndrome.

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Private First Class Terry Tickles

Wed, 18 Mar 2026 15:09:32 +0000

Originally Aired March 18, 2026: The return of Marcus Foligno of the Manbearpigs. Your coworker C-Section who avoids hard labor at all costs. Everything you ever wanted to know about the 1979 Odor Eaters Classic.

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Hoots McCracken

Tue, 17 Mar 2026 14:52:26 +0000

Originally Aired March 17, 2026: Entertainer C Willi Myles. The return of Ashley...and she's high as balls. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Edward Forty Hands.

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Carrot Maxing

Mon, 16 Mar 2026 14:49:34 +0000

Originally Aired March 16, 2026: The return of Thermos Man. Diarrhea....cha cha cha. Everything you ever wanted to know about Medical Wieners.

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Return of Jungle Jane

Fri, 13 Mar 2026 14:45:58 +0000

Originally Aired March 13, 2026: RIP Hooters. YOU. ARE. BLOCKED. Everything you ever wanted to know about looking like a Penis.

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Gummys From Grandma

Thu, 12 Mar 2026 15:04:42 +0000

Originally Aired March 12, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. MILF manor. Everything you wanna know about the strongest scrotum to exist in the world.

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That Hits Like Crack

Wed, 11 Mar 2026 16:29:58 +0000

Originally Aired March 11, 2026: Norwegian lung worm. Literally anybody else. Everything you wanna know about being silently judged.

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Mother's Little Helper

Tue, 10 Mar 2026 14:47:35 +0000

Originally Aired March 10, 2026: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Time blindness. Everything you wanna know about driving people to military camp in Michigan.

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Your TV is Watching You

Mon, 09 Mar 2026 14:43:10 +0000

Originally Aired March 9, 2026: Doctor P answers medical questions. There ARE stupid questions, and a lot of you ask them. Everything you wanna know about Dana's neck fart.

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Devil Crabs

Fri, 06 Mar 2026 16:47:03 +0000

Originally Aired March 6, 2026: Next up, we'll talk about the primaries. Your wife is cheating on you... and it's awesome. Everything you wanna know about getting drunk with an 11 year old.

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Cinco De Marcho

Thu, 05 Mar 2026 17:08:01 +0000

Originally Aired March 5, 2026: TV shows that NEED to be made into movies. You want your kid to play sports? That'll be 50,000 dollars. Everything you wanna know about Bread.

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