Lise and Sarah

Teenage Backyard Barbershops & The Hunt for ‘Mr Bacon’ Begins

Mon, 26 Oct 2026 17:30:00 +0000

The new teenage sidehustle is backyard barbershops. With $30 fades, and 40 clients a week - all fitted around school hours of course - we're into it.

Meanwhile, Sarah has spotted a mysterious car with the number plate ‘MRBACON’. Who is he? A butcher? A distant relative of Kevin? We need your help to find this Porcine man of mystery.

Plus, Lise turns her rage onto Go-Karting industry, and the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show brings back memories of her own time working with the Angels. Yes, she signed an NDA. No, she has absolutely no idea if it's still valid.

Show Notes

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BRISBANE | FRI NOV 20 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869

BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | SOLD OUT

MELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869

SYDNEY SAT NOV 28 | TICKETS https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/Show.aspx?sh=LISSARDC26&eg=VENUE&ep=VENUE

PERTH | SAT DEC 5 | TICKETS https://megatix.com.au/events/disco-club

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A Plea To Bring Back Daytime Soap Operas

Mon, 19 Oct 2026 17:30:00 +0000

TV has frankly gotten too good. What we need is an evil twin, a demonic possession and a storyline we cab follow despite missing six weeks of episodes.

Sarah is campaigning to bring back the daytime soap opera, because we think honestly think Passions was better than Severance.

Meanwhile, a French woman's fashion rule says the secret to looking fabulous is trying a little less.

Plus, are coin purses officially extinct? And Sarah's genius trick for getting a house full of teenage girls to actually sleep at a sleepover.

The Fine Print:

The French Rule of Dressing is here https://www.instagram.com/reels/DdyDkPrMh1s/

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BRISBANE | FRI NOV 20 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869

BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | SOLD OUT

MELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869

SYDNEY SAT NOV 28 | TICKETS https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/Show.aspx?sh=LISSARDC26&eg=VENUE&ep=VENUE

PERTH | SAT DEC 5 | TICKETS https://megatix.com.au/events/disco-club

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A Trend Forecast From Women With Their Jeans Undone After Lunch

Mon, 12 Oct 2026 17:30:00 +0000

We’re back. And before we hit the cluster of term 4, while our brains are still functioning, we’re predicting the upcoming trends of spring and summer.

Peplums are back. Bandanas are lurking. White nighties are in. Wonderbras have risen from the dead. And there’s a brand new word we’d like you all to work into conversation this week: porcine.

Consider this your unqualified spring/summer trend forecast!!

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Liane Moriarty Didn’t Know How Her Big Little Lies Sequel Would End

Mon, 14 Sep 2026 19:30:00 +0000

If you need a genuinely good read for the school holidays, we’ve got you.

Liane Moriarty is back in the world of Big Little Lies with the very hotly antipated banger, Big Little Truths. It’s ten years later, with teenagers, perimenopause, ageing parents, school WhatsApp groups and one very mysterious severed finger.

She joins us to talk why this stage of life gave her so much to work with.

We also get into Hollywood casting, parenting teenagers who apparently don’t need you until suddenly they desperately do at midnight, and the experience of reading a book that feels just a little too much like your own life.

Big Little Truths is out now. Consider your holiday reading sorted!

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The show phone is: 0489 214 653

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Lise and Sarah
Clearshot Digital
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Stones Corner QLD 4120

Don’t forget to read Big Little Truths with us for a spontaneous book club https://www.panmacmillan.com.au/9781761563102/

Disco Club tickets are here!

BRISBANE | FRI NOV 20 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869

BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | SOLD OUT

MELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869

SYDNEY SAT NOV 28 | TICKETS https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/Show.aspx?sh=LISSARDC26&eg=VENUE&ep=VENUE

PERTH | SAT DEC 5 | TICKETS https://megatix.com.au/events/disco-club

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If I Win The Lotto There Will Be Signs

Mon, 07 Sep 2026 19:30:00 +0000

When the Carlaw’s won the meat tray at the footy it was treated with the reverence of a third child. And it’s got Sarah thinking. Say you win big. A stonking powerball or a lotto. Who would you tell? How much would you give away? And if you kept it quiet… what would the signs be?

Lise has a conspiracy theory about an Australian influencer, Sarah’s buying a place in Bondi, and Dane just wants the serenity of a Bonnie Doon-style mudflat.

And, Gen Z apparently aren’t pashing anymore, if they even call it that.

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Never Give A 12 Year Old A Pressure Hose

Mon, 31 Aug 2026 18:30:00 +0000

At Casa Carlaws, they’re gearing up for a big week. They’re hosting the semi-formal "pre’s. Teenagers in suits and sateen, and the house looking it’s absolute best.

That was until Max took hold of the high pressure hose, and created “art” on the driveway. Complete with ball hair.

Can we all go live at Sarah’s instead, where it’s spa days, “huzz” talk and dreamy French braid aesthetics?

Meanwhile, Sarah has officially had enough of the digital leash, is paying your kids “brave dollars” actually genius parenting, and meet the perfect rescue dog: a three-legged Jack Russell called Toto

The Fine Print:

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Stones Corner QLD 4120

Don’t forget to read Big Little Truths with us for a spontaneous book club https://www.panmacmillan.com.au/9781761563102/

Disco Club tickets are here!

BRISBANE | FRI NOV 20 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869

BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | SOLD OUT

MELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869

SYDNEY SAT NOV 28 | TICKETS https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/Show.aspx?sh=LISSARDC26&eg=VENUE&ep=VENUE

PERTH | SAT DEC 5 | TICKETS https://megatix.com.au/events/disco-club

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Lise Tried Her Husband’s Dream Holiday. Now She’s Hooked

Mon, 24 Aug 2026 18:30:00 +0000

Lise has returned from the Great Ocean Road with a new identity: biker woman.

Turns out romance in midlife looks less like champagne and rose petals and more like thermals, Tipping Point, and your husband listening to the same Bon Jovi song for approximately 70 hours.

We also investigate a Gen X theory: did growing up with brutal 90s video games accidentally make us more resilient?

Plus: the shoes giving pig trotter, a wildlife encounter that absolutely was not a wildlife encounter, and the brilliant things we’re watching and reading right now.

The Fine Print:

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Need a new read? Read Big Little Truths with us for a spontaneous book club https://www.panmacmillan.com.au/9781761563102/

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Apparently, Yes, There Is A Wrong Side Of The Bed

Tue, 18 Aug 2026 06:45:01 +0000

Oh god. We’ve both been sleeping on the botched side of the bed…. for decades.

According to Feng Shui, one side gives you active dragon energy, while the other offers the deep rest and restoration of the tiger. Unfortunately, the men appear to have claimed the tiger side, which is possibly why we’re so tired?

Also: Sarah proposes a national spending limit for children’s birthday presents, Lise reports that our carefully chosen grey-and-white homes are now apparently embarrassing, and we have a plan to bring friendship speed dating to Brisbane.

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SYDNEY SAT NOV 28 | TICKETS https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/Show.aspx?sh=LISSARDC26&eg=VENUE&ep=VENUE

PERTH | SAT DEC 5 | TICKETS https://megatix.com.au/events/disco-club

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We're Starting A Black Market For Esprit Sweaters

Mon, 10 Aug 2026 19:10:00 +0000

The Esprit sweater has gone viral at Costco in the US, and elder millenials are losing their minds. Lise is preparing to mobilise a nationwide operation. Women at every Port. Someone on the inside. She needs answers (and possibly a Costco membership).

Elsewhere, Lise declares that 23 years of The Block is enough, before remembering why Shelley Craft is actually probably Australia best and nicest celebrity. Now she wants to watch The Block again, just for Shelley. Fair!

Plus, why teenagers would rather hold their bladder until exploding point than ask another human being where the toilet is, and driving in the 90’s.

And finally, the Scottish tarot results are in. Apparently the future holds adventure, abundance…..and Sunflowers. Shit you not.

The Fine Print:

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Em Rusciano Finally Chose Herself. And Everything Changed

Mon, 03 Aug 2026 18:30:00 +0000

Are you cutting a fringe? Hiring skip bins to throw away the whole house? Taking up a sneaky cig habit? Thinking about casually walking out of your life and into a new one? Yes. We know you are.
So we’ve brought in the Patron Saint of midlife reckonings, Em Rusciano, for a special episode on just this.
Em Rusciano has spent her life being impressive. Winning, performing, achieving and making herself indispensable to everyone around her.

Then came the moment in her 40’s when she realised - she couldn’t do it anymore. She wouldn’t do it anymore.

In this stunningly honest conversation, Em tells us why blowing up your life can sometimes be the only way to save it.

She talks about the hidden cost of over-functioning, and the uncomfortable truth about boundaries; you will lose people over them. And that’s ok.

Plus, the small acts of midlife rebellion bringing Em back to herself.

Em’s turned it all into an incredible new live show, Addicted to Love. It’s touring nationally; and we’re heading along to the Brissie show!

Find ticket details below!

BRISBANE | 22nd AUGUST | QPAC https://www.qpac.com.au/whats-on/2026/em-rusciano-addicted-to-love

CAIRNS | 30th AUGUST | TANKS ARTS CENTRE https://www.ticketlink.com.au/ticketlinkEvents/cabaret/cairns-festival-2026-em-rusciano-addicted-to-love

NEWCASTLE | 4th SEPT | CIVIC THEATRE https://civictheatrenewcastle.com.au/what-s-on/all-shows/em-rusciano-addicted-to-love

THIRROUL | 5th SEPT | ANITA’s THEATRE https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/em-rusciano-tickets/artist/1946105

MELBOURNE | 18th SEPT | PALAIS THEATRE https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/em-rusciano-tickets/artist/1946105

SYDNEY | 19th SEPT | STATE THEATRE https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/em-rusciano-tickets/artist/1946105

PERTH | 26th SEPT | HIS MAJESTY’S THEATRE

https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/em-rusciano-tickets/artist/1946105

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Grey Rocking is Our New Favourite Way To Deal With Toxic People

Mon, 27 Jul 2026 18:30:00 +0000

Dealing with narcissists? Gossips? Toxic people? Sarah has the answer: Grey rocking. Where you become so boring, so neutral and so impossible to bait that they simply have nowhere to go.

Also: Sarah wants answers about a very expensive orthotics upsell, Lise wants to unpack Penélope Cruz’s deeply unexpected hobby, and a tiny teenage request becomes a multi-generational cooking day for the memory bank.

Plus, pointy flats and the power of saying, “No, thank you.”

The Fine Print:

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Stones Corner QLD 4120

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BRISBANE | FRI NOV 20 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869

BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | SOLD OUT

MELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869

SYDNEY SAT NOV 28 | TICKETS https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/Show.aspx?sh=LISSARDC26&eg=VENUE&ep=VENUE

PERTH | SAT DEC 5 | TICKETS https://megatix.com.au/events/disco-club

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Umm...Why Have I Become Invisible in Every Shop?

Mon, 20 Jul 2026 18:30:00 +0000

Sarah has a burning question for retail. She is in your shop. She is there to buy something. She is your target market. She has money. So why oh why is she….completely invisible?

Meanwhile. the Clean Girl era is dead, and party girl is in. After years of sleep scores, slicked-back buns, perfect skincare routines and optimising ourselves, the new trend is…..the opposite. Lise explains why the new “party girl” is less about wild nights and more about being slightly messy.

Plus, why did our parents have people over constantly while the thought of hosting a casual dinner now requires six weeks of preparation and a nervous breakdown? Could Taco Tuesday be the answer?

The Fine Print:

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Stones Corner QLD 4120

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BRISBANE | FRI NOV 20 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869

BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | SOLD OUT

MELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869

SYDNEY SAT NOV 28 | TICKETS https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/Show.aspx?sh=LISSARDC26&eg=VENUE&ep=VENUE

PERTH | SAT DEC 5 | TICKETS https://megatix.com.au/events/disco-club

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We’ve Found Our Most Controversial Ick

Mon, 13 Jul 2026 18:30:00 +0000

Science says being judgy might actually be good for your friendships, so it’s time to reveal the hatred that unites us: Sunflowers and Gerberas.

Plus, Lise has become the teenage party house and has rules, snacks and one open toilet to prove it.
And Reese Witherspoon holding a Sweet Valley High book has sent us into a full detective spiral. Are we getting a reboot? And more importantly, were you an Elizabeth or a Jessica?
Plus, you voted for adventure. You voted for Guinea Pigs. You voted for Tarot! Our Scottish online reading awaits. What will it reveal?

The Fine Print:

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BRISBANE | FRI NOV 20 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869

BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | SOLD OUT

MELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869

SYDNEY SAT NOV 28 | TICKETS https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/Show.aspx?sh=LISSARDC26&eg=VENUE&ep=VENUE

PERTH | SAT DEC 5 | TICKETS https://megatix.com.au/events/disco-club

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The Woo Woo Moment That Divided Us

Sun, 05 Jul 2026 18:30:00 +0000

Look. Sometimes, a mysterious Scottish tarot reader comes into your life. Sometimes you want to say ‘yes, mysterious person. Please predict my future with your online witchcraft’ Sometimes you want to shout “it’s not a scam, Sarah! I swear!’

Today is that day. And naturally, Sarah is suspicious.

Also this week: Lise roadtests the latest genius TikTok parenting hack - sibling dinners - and gives it a ten out of ten. And in a desperate attempt to get off her phone, Sarah has discovered cooking. She’s so insufferably smug about it that she just basically wants to brag, ok?

The Fine Print:

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Stones Corner QLD 4120

The show phone is 0489 214 653

Disco Club tickets are here!

BRISBANE | FRI NOV 20 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869

BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | SOLD OUT

MELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869

SYDNEY SAT NOV 28 | TICKETS https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/Show.aspx?sh=LISSARDC26&eg=VENUE&ep=VENUE

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We record at Clearshot Digital (https://clearshot.digital/) in Brisbane

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Bring Back Supermarket Samples, You Cowards

Mon, 22 Jun 2026 00:51:06 +0000

Why did supermarket samples disappear? Bring them back! Stop charging us for paper bags and bring in the cheese!
Plus, the horror of technology dobbing you in - including Strava sex documentation - and whether a trip to Paris to see Celine Dion can be written off as podcast research. Plus: why is a handheld fan being dismissed as a “silly luxury” because it’s targeted at women? Lise would like to have a word about it.

The Fine Print:

The show phone is 0489 214 653

Send us something for the background! The address for fan mail, cards, post it notes and drawings is:
Lise and Sarah
Clearshot Digital
Unit 3 / 421 Logan Road
Stones Corner QLD 4120

Disco Club tickets are here!

BRISBANE | FRI NOV 20 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869

BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | SOLD OUT

MELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869

SYDNEY SAT NOV 28 | TICKETS https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/Show.aspx?sh=LISSARDC26&eg=VENUE&ep=VENUE

Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD on Apple Podcasts here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah)

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Scroll until you see the section about podcast listening options.
Tap 'Listen in Spotify'.
You’ll be prompted to connect your Spotify account to Substack. Follow the prompts and hit approve/allow.
Spotify should then open automatically and Lise & Sarah GOLD will appear in your podcast feed.
Hit follow - and you’re in. New GOLD episodes will now land in Spotify every Friday like a tiny emotional support package.

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I Had A Wild Dream About My Boss And Now I Need To Resign

Sat, 20 Jun 2026 18:30:00 +0000

If you’re prone to the Sunday Scaries, the dread of returning to work on a Monday, spare a thought for our Goldie who had had a wildly vivid sex dream about her new boss. She now cannot look him in the eye. Is it desire? Is it stress? Should she raise it in her 1:1? We investigate with all the scientific rigour of two women plugging “what does a sex dream about your boss mean” into ChatGPT.

Speaking of dreams, we end up on Dane’s motorbike fantasy, which now includes slutty leather pants and long hair whipping in the wind. Please. Sometimes all a girl wants is Target tracksuit pants and a warm pub lunch.

Show notes:

The show phone is 0489 214 653

Want to become a Goldie? You get episodes every Friday that the free listeners don’t get. Subscribe either on Apple Podcasts here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah)

For Android users, the best way is to subscribe via Substack, on your desktop computer here: https://liseandsarah.substack.com/

You can then connect your Substack to Spotify. Here’s how:

How to listen to Lise & Sarah GOLD on Spotify

Open your welcome email from Substack after becoming a paid subscriber.
Scroll until you see the section about podcast listening options.
Tap 'Listen in Spotify'.
You’ll be prompted to connect your Spotify account to Substack. Follow the prompts and hit approve/allow.
Spotify should then open automatically and Lise & Sarah GOLD will appear in your podcast feed.
Hit follow - and you’re in. New GOLD episodes will now land in Spotify every Friday like a tiny emotional support package.

If it’s not showing up:

Make sure you’re logged into the same email/account you used to subscribe on Substack.
Check your Spotify app is updated.
Go back to the original Substack email and tap the Spotify link again.

Still stuck?

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Wanna party? Disco Club tickets are here!

BRISBANE | FRI NOV 20 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869

BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | SOLD OUT

MELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869

SYDNEY SAT NOV 28 | TICKETS https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/Show.aspx?sh=LISSARDC26&eg=VENUE&ep=VENUE

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Perth! Disco Club Is Coming For You!

Wed, 17 Jun 2026 01:53:50 +0000

Perth, you yelled and we heard you

After a spectacular amount of DM chaos, Disco Club is officially coming to Perth this December!

And yes, it’s happening FAST.

🪩 Saturday 5 December
🪩 Metro City Perth
🪩 General public tickets on sale Friday 19 June at 11am Perth time.

Want early access to tickets? There are TWO WAYS:

But stuff that.

Since you’ve read the show notes we’re gonna make it really easy.

The Pre-Sale link is right here: https://mtix.me/discoclub

Pre-sale is open from Thursday 18 June at 10am Perth time until Friday 19 June at 10am Perth time.

You can still sign up to Disco Mail RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW (https://www.discoclub.com.au/) to get tips and other things, or get your pre-sale access that way!

And Goldies: the pre-sale link drops in the Lise & Sarah Gold Facebook group tomorrow morning, but you’re ahead of everyone because you read this far down. Great job. Love that for you.

Ok! Rally the troops, fire up the WhatsApp group, and we will see you on the West Side.

Head to discoclub.com.au for tickets and all the details!

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Our Winter Obsessions Are Useful, Unhinged And Excellent

Mon, 15 Jun 2026 18:30:00 +0000

It’s midwinter, we’re nesting, and frankly we need things to watch, read, wear, rub on our faces and obsess over immediately.

This week, it’s our bumper recommendation list. From the podcast that blew our minds to the tradwife novel everyone is fighting for at the library, the $28 Big W bomber that looks suspiciously expensive, and the nappy rash cream beauty hack nobody saw coming.

Plus: Pears soap nostalgia, designer jewellery secrets, bed-making rage, scapula pullbacks and a surprisingly persuasive case for getting a colonoscopy. Something for everyone!

The Fine Print:

Disco Club tickets are here!

BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | TICKETS https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869

MELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869

SYDNEY SAT NOV 28 | TICKETS https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/Show.aspx?sh=LISSARDC26&eg=VENUE&ep=VENUE

The show phone is 0489 214 653

Send us something for the background!

The address for fan mail, cards, post it notes and drawings is:
Lise and Sarah
Clearshot Digital
Unit 3 / 421 Logan Road
Stones Corner QLD 4120

Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD on Apple Podcasts here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah)

Open your welcome email from Substack after becoming a paid subscriber.
Scroll until you see the section about podcast listening options.
Tap 'Listen in Spotify'.
You’ll be prompted to connect your Spotify account to Substack. Follow the prompts and hit approve/allow.
Spotify should then open automatically and Lise & Sarah GOLD will appear in your podcast feed.
Hit follow - and you’re in. New GOLD episodes will now land in Spotify every Friday like a tiny emotional support package.

If it’s not showing up:

Make sure you’re logged into the same email/account you used to subscribe on Substack.
Check your Spotify app is updated.
Go back to the original Substack email and tap the Spotify link again.

Still stuck?

Visit Substack Support for help connecting your podcast feed to Spotify. Technology is humbling for all of us.

We record at Clearshot Digital (https://clearshot.digital/) in Brisbane

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Was I High on Codral, Or Was Office Romance Good?

Sat, 13 Jun 2026 18:30:00 +0000

Welcome to the Sunday Sesh!

This week, Lise has been mainlining Codral on the couch, and somehow ended up convinced that J.Lo’s new Netflix rom-com Office Romance is a masterpiece. Sarah - sans Codral - has questions.

This is the full debrief on Netflix’s Number One Movie: the questionable chemistry, Brett Goldstein as the new beta leading man, J.Lo’s eternal relevance, and an animatronic newborn.

As Oprah would say, she’s the mother we never had, the sister we wished for…..and the

Is it comfort-watch genius or one hour and 53 minutes you’ll never get back?

The Fine Print:
The show phone is 0489 214 653

Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah)

Disco Club November tour is now on sale (Featuring J-Lo songs now of course). Tickets here:

BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | TICKETS https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869

MELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869

SYDNEY SAT NOV 28 | TICKETS https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/Show.aspx?sh=LISSARDC26&eg=VENUE&ep=VENUE

Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD on Apple Podcasts here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah)

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Scroll until you see the section about podcast listening options.
Tap 'Listen in Spotify'.
You’ll be prompted to connect your Spotify account to Substack. Follow the prompts and hit approve/allow.
Spotify should then open automatically and Lise & Sarah GOLD will appear in your podcast feed.
Hit follow - and you’re in. New GOLD episodes will now land in Spotify every Friday like a tiny emotional support package.

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The Four Most Suspicious Words In A Marriage

Mon, 08 Jun 2026 18:30:00 +0000

Sarah has brought her year 12 formal dress into the studio and, naturally, it comes with a full-blown teenage love story
Meanwhile, Lise’s husband has uttered the four most suspicious words in marriage: “Buy whatever you want” - which can only mean one thing. Plus, Russell Crowe has accidentally gifted us the life coaching mantra we didn’t know we needed.

The Fine Print:

The show phone is 0489 214 653

Send us something for the background! The address for fan mail, cards, post it notes and drawings is:
Lise and Sarah
Clearshot Digital
Unit 3 / 421 Logan Road
Stones Corner QLD 4120

Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD on Apple Podcasts here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah)

Open your welcome email from Substack after becoming a paid subscriber.
Scroll until you see the section about podcast listening options.
Tap 'Listen in Spotify'.
You’ll be prompted to connect your Spotify account to Substack. Follow the prompts and hit approve/allow.
Spotify should then open automatically and Lise & Sarah GOLD will appear in your podcast feed.
Hit follow - and you’re in. New GOLD episodes will now land in Spotify every Friday like a tiny emotional support package.

If it’s not showing up:

Make sure you’re logged into the same email/account you used to subscribe on Substack.
Check your Spotify app is updated.
Go back to the original Substack email and tap the Spotify link again.

Still stuck?

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We record at Clearshot Digital (https://clearshot.digital/) in Brisbane

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Off Campus Is The Comfort Watch We Did Not See Coming

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 18:30:00 +0000

Time for a Sunday sesh on the show currently ruining everyone’s productivity: Off Campus.

Yes, it’s about college students. Yes, there’s hockey, abs, a college student who cooks elaborate meals, a mysterious hunt named Garrett Graham. And yes, we are two women in their forties who are suddenly ready to buy Briar U merch.

From the genius nostalgia bait and very deliberate female gaze, to why this show feels like Felicity, 10 Things I Hate About You this is a deep dive into the binge-watch we can’t stop talking about.

The Fine Print:
The show phone is 0489 214 653
You can now watch the show on Spotify, Youtube and Apple Podcasts. Just search for Lise and Sarah

Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah)

Send us something for the background! The address for fan mail, cards, post it notes and drawings is:
Lise and Sarah
Clearshot Digital
Unit 3 / 421 Logan Road
Stones Corner QLD 4120

Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD on Apple Podcasts here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah)

Open your welcome email from Substack after becoming a paid subscriber.
Scroll until you see the section about podcast listening options.
Tap 'Listen in Spotify'.
You’ll be prompted to connect your Spotify account to Substack. Follow the prompts and hit approve/allow.
Spotify should then open automatically and Lise & Sarah GOLD will appear in your podcast feed.
Hit follow - and you’re in. New GOLD episodes will now land in Spotify every Friday like a tiny emotional support package.

If it’s not showing up:

Make sure you’re logged into the same email/account you used to subscribe on Substack.
Check your Spotify app is updated.
Go back to the original Substack email and tap the Spotify link again.

Still stuck?

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We’re Going Analogue, But It’s Really Bloody Hard OK?

Mon, 01 Jun 2026 18:30:00 +0000

This week, we are becoming women who write handwritten notes instead of doom-scrolling at all hours. BUT IT’S HARD OK? Phones are addictive. Birthday cards require effort. But we must try!

So we’re opening up fan mail for you to send. If you can pull yourself away from your phone that is.

Also in this episode:

Lise reveals the deeply unhinged French sock-folding rule that shaped her childhood

Sarah names a Lise’s new dog.
A listener named Luke asks for relationship advice after his wife derails their move to Australia for a Bruno Mars concert. Naturally, Sarah puts on her unqualified couples therapist hat and gets straight to work.

Send fan mail, cards, post it notes, drawings, ANYTHING to

Lise and Sarah’s Mail Bag
Clearshot Digital
3/421 Logan Road
Stones Corner QLD 4120

The Fine Print:
The show phone is 0489 214 653
You can now watch the show on Spotify, Youtube and Apple Podcasts. Just search for Lise and Sarah

Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD on Apple Podcasts here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah)

Open your welcome email from Substack after becoming a paid subscriber.
Scroll until you see the section about podcast listening options.
Tap 'Listen in Spotify'.
You’ll be prompted to connect your Spotify account to Substack. Follow the prompts and hit approve/allow.
Spotify should then open automatically and Lise & Sarah GOLD will appear in your podcast feed.
Hit follow - and you’re in. New GOLD episodes will now land in Spotify every Friday like a tiny emotional support package.

If it’s not showing up:

Make sure you’re logged into the same email/account you used to subscribe on Substack.
Check your Spotify app is updated.
Go back to the original Substack email and tap the Spotify link again.

Still stuck?

Visit Substack Support for help connecting your podcast feed to Spotify. Technology is humbling for all of us.

We record at Clearshot Digital (https://clearshot.digital/) in Brisbane

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Formal Dress Registry And A Vasectomy Horror Story

Mon, 25 May 2026 18:30:00 +0000

Two things no one saw coming. Formal’s have lost the plot. Because now teenage girls are now bagsing dresses on Facebook like it’s the Met Gala seating chart.
And can a vasectomy… undo itself? Because we hear from a listener whose husband became known as The Inseminator after not one but two post-vasectomy babies.

Also: Lise has developed a full-blown fantasy about blowing up her life and moving into a tiny Paris apartment, and Sarah is suspicious of a French man named Ulyssez.

Plus, Lise brings Sarah the “rule of three” for retraining your brain, and Sarah does everything in her power to remain .. untrained.

Pls gaze upon Lise’s Paris Apartments here:

https://www.instagram.com/lucierauschnabel?igsh=MWw1NGhlNGN5dzg2YQ==
https://www.instagram.com/maison.sacrecoeur?igsh=MTkybnc2YWhydGcyeA==
https://www.instagram.com/erinrjackson?igsh=N3R5dGw3Ym91M21y

And here is the famous Ulyssez https://www.instagram.com/ulyssezachary?igsh=djJpdDNyd2htbmht

The show phone is 0489 214 653

The Fine Print:

Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah)

For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.

How does it work?

Here's a step-by-step

• Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah

• The link will open in a web browser

• From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this

• You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)

• We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in

We record at the very excellent Clearshot Digital (https://clearshot.digital/) in Brisbane

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Moon Told Me To Have One Final Period

Mon, 18 May 2026 17:00:00 +0000

Lise possibly went to see a white witch, and she has some new ideas about entering menopause. Don't blame her, it's the moon.
Meanwhile, Sarah has become deeply concerned about babies without socks, forcing Lise to remember that the other day....she went to the gym in only socks.
And someone's husband has entered their game show era. Is this the Tipping Point in the relationship?

The show phone is 0489 214 653

The Fine Print:

You can now watch the show on Spotify and Youtube! Just search for Lise and Sarah

We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane

Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here

For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.

How does it work?

Here's a step-by-step

• Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah

• The link will open in a web browser

• From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this

• You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)

• We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Devil Wears Prada 2 Broke Our Hearts A Little Bit

Mon, 11 May 2026 15:30:00 +0000

We went to see the sequel with extremely high expectations, several champagnes, and a deep commitment to Miranda Priestly. The verdict? Beautiful to look at but completely forgettable.

Also in this episode: Sarah has a catastrophic midlife realization that she’s officially the friend who stacks it, Lise discovers the DIY heat pack hack and we spiral over the absurd new shoe currently terrifying women over 40 everywhere and coming to a Seed this Summer.

Wanna leave a message on the show phone? 0489 214 653

The Fine Print:

You can now watch the show on Spotify and Youtube! Just search for Lise and Sarah
Vote on Spotify if you want Sarah to wear her fancy pants shirt on the pod

We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane

Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here

For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.

How does it work?

Here's a step-by-step

• Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah

• The link will open in a web browser

• From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this

• You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)

• We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in

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The Couples Therapist Who Refuses To Lie To You

Mon, 04 May 2026 17:00:00 +0000

You know that moment when you’re watching someone else’s relationship and thinking: I could fix this? Sarah does. So this week she's discovered a new calling: Couples therapy. But instead of spending time on emotional breakthroughs and softly spoken insights, she has a more efficient approach.

Also in this episode:

The people's shirt finally gets a run
The gateway drug for teenage girls: part line foils
A 16-year-old boy’s extremely detailed pitch for Pet Rats
Has Channel Nine jumped The Shark?
And finally, Wasabi Peas is the new midlife meditation

Need entirely unqualified couples advice? The show phone is 0489 214 653

The Fine Print:

You can now watch the show on Spotify and Youtube! Just search for Lise and Sarah
Vote on Spotify if you want Sarah to wear her fancy pants shirt on the pod

We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane

Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here

For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.

How does it work?

Here's a step-by-step

• Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah

• The link will open in a web browser

• From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this

• You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)

• We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There’s A Reason Some Women Always Look Cool

Mon, 27 Apr 2026 17:00:00 +0000

We may have just solved getting dressed. Because we accidentally created a fashion rule that fixes every outfit dilemma: casual, casual, formal. Formal, formal, casual.

Also: Sarah bought a very spenny shirt that she now claims is only for 'special occasions.' Will the podcast ever make the cut?

Plus, the very specific signs someone was rich when you were a kid

Then after Lise watches the Manosphere documentary with her son, we dive into the world of “looksmaxxing”. Fascinating, unsettling, and maybe closer to home than you think

The show phone is 0489 214 653

The Fine Print:

You can now watch the show on Spotify and Youtube! Just search for Lise and Sarah
Vote on Spotify if you want Sarah to wear her fancy pants shirt on the pod

We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane

Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here

For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.

How does it work?

Here's a step-by-step

• Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah

• The link will open in a web browser

• From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this

• You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)

• We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Very Surreal Weekend

Tue, 21 Apr 2026 03:56:30 +0000

How on Earth did we end up emceeing the world's most talked about wellness retreat? We're still processing it. And just as we were on a high from our 30 seconds with Meghan Markle, we crashed down to earth with a Woolies run, four loads of washing and a rodent in a shoebox.

So yeah I guess we have range.

The show phone is 0489 214 653 - and we are still taking submissions for The Shit In Your House

The Fine Print:

You can now watch the show on Spotify and Youtube! Just search for Lise and Sarah

We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane

Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here

For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.

How does it work?

Here's a step-by-step

• Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah

• The link will open in a web browser

• From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this

• You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)

• We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fran Drescher Has The Best Relationship Advice Right Now

Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:00:00 +0000

She was working in a bridal shop in Flushing Queens, so when Fran Drescher talks about love, we listen. This week everyone is talking about her unconventional take on marriage, divorce and ex-husbands, and it has us re-thinking the rule book. Also this episode: a heated grammar debate, the one place in our lives we let everything fall apart, and the tiny, brilliant hack that means you will never panic about leaving your hair straighter on again.

The show phone is 0489 214 653 - send us your filthy little corner.

The Fine Print:

You can now watch the show on Spotify and Youtube! Just search for Lise and Sarah

We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane

Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here

For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.

How does it work?

Here's a step-by-step

• Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah

• The link will open in a web browser

• From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this

• You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)

• We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re All One Petrol Price Away From Losing Our Minds

Mon, 06 Apr 2026 17:00:00 +0000

If everything feels a bit weird right now, sames. Lise didn't even leave the house this Easter. Don't worry, she has the French Easter Bell tradition to cheer everyone up. Plus, in a cost of living crisis, when everyone is tightening the belt, it's extremely important not to spend recklessly. Except Sarah accidentally bought a $471 shirt and now we need to justify it at all costs. And just as things look on the up, Lise talks about losing her family dog. RIP Minnie.

Shop Sarah's Depop HERE and help her fund The People's Shirt

The show phone is 0489 214 653

The Fine Print:

You can now watch the show on Spotify and Youtube! Just search for Lise and Sarah

We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane

Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here

For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.

How does it work?

Here's a step-by-step

• Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah

• The link will open in a web browser

• From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this

• You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)

• We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can We Please Normalise Having a Crap House?

Mon, 30 Mar 2026 16:00:00 +0000

Ever had the skip bin fantasy? When you want to throw away your entire house and start again? Sames. We're over everyones perfect houses, it's time to make crap houses great again. Plus, the freedom of quitting gel nails, why you need eight hugs a day, and run to Ikea because you're gonna need a foot stool pronto.

Send your crap house things to the show phone: 0489 214 653

The Fine Print:

You can now watch the show on Spotify and Youtube! Just search for Lise and Sarah

We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane

Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here

For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.

How does it work?

Here's a step-by-step

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Is 15 the Age That Breaks You as a Parent?

Mon, 23 Mar 2026 16:00:00 +0000

In a world of annoying ads, rogue medical advice (hi, Green Whistle) and stupid games on Tik Tok, sometimes you gotta go deep.

And today,. Sarah’s daughter turns 15. Only it's not just a birthday, it’s a full-blown emotional reckoning.

There are ugly cries and beautiful truths today. Get on board.

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I Can't Stop Thinking About Durries..What's Wrong With Me?

Mon, 16 Mar 2026 16:00:00 +0000

After 45 years of being the poster girl for healthy living, Lise has a confession: somehow she has picked up a ciggy and had a little smoko. It's complicated. Sarah re-watched Mrs Doubtfire and is suddenly on the side of Sally Field. Who would eat who in a zombie apocalypse? And this week in woo-woo, the strange moment a tennis ball appeared exactly when it was needed most.

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The Poster Girl for Colonoscopies

Mon, 09 Mar 2026 13:35:00 +0000

Big news! You can now watch us on Spotify and Youtube. It's a decision we may come to regret, but for now, just search Lise & Sarah on Spotify and Youtube and watch our faces get involved!

Today, we have a new office but we're using it for more than work. Sarah's had it with shop return policies. Lise convinces everyone that colonoscopies are the break we all need and deserve, sharing her genuinely enthusiastic tips (including why you should never book the morning slot). And finally, we go down a rabbit hole of brand names we’ve all been pronouncing wrong. Sorry, Porsche.

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America’s Next Top Model Was Unhinged. Why Did We Love It So Much?

Mon, 02 Mar 2026 16:00:00 +0000

It was the biggest show of its time. Ten thousand girls lined up to be cast by Tyra Banks in America's Next Top Model. It was the days of early Reality TV before we knew the tricks of the content-making machine. But watching it back in 2026 feels like....... oh God, we really let this happen?

The sex on camera. The fat shaming. The “fix your gap.” The race-swapping shoot. It was unhinged and problematic in all the worst ways; and we ate it up

And now we have to unpack why.

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The Louis Vuitton Situation Has Escalated

Mon, 23 Feb 2026 16:00:00 +0000

What started out as a casual holiday purchase - a fake Louis Vuitton handbag - has rapidly escalated. The show phone has a message with someone claiming to be from the Louis Vuitton brand protection team. There is a file number. There is a London number to call. Nobody panic though, because Lise knows how to spin it into a positive. Plus, mindfulness coach Ben Crowe has an 'introduction challenge' that proves....very challenging. And the woo-woo habits we’re adopting to survive the year. No judgement; but we're talking to the trees.

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The Louis Vuitton Felon of Brisbane

Mon, 16 Feb 2026 16:00:00 +0000

Sarah may or may not be an international criminal after purchasing a fake Louis Vuitton Neverfull. There are whispers of customs seizures, in-store confiscations and French prison sentences. She’s rattled.

Meanwhile, Lise receives a school email that sends her into a full-blown “let teenage boys have freedom” spiral. Permission slips? For cars? Is this why Gen Z can’t make a GP appointment?

Add in: a Bridgerton betrayal (Benedict, we need to talk), an all-inclusive holiday that ruined real life forever, and a wholesome Andy Lee sighting that restores our faith in men.

Low stakes. High drama. Zero legal advice.

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Oh God, The Bouffant Millennial Fringe Is Back

Mon, 09 Feb 2026 16:30:00 +0000

Sarah turns up with a bouffant fringe the size of a small Fiat and refuses to apologise. From there, things escalate quickly. We’re calling time on ice-cream taste testers (it’s rude) unpacking whether school uniforms are sexist, and desperately clawing our way out of the gel nails cycle

Low stakes. Strong opinions. Absolutely no taste tests.

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The Party Where Women Did Nothing

Mon, 02 Feb 2026 17:30:00 +0000

No prep. No salads. No mental load. Just a pig on a spit, a potato masher as a serving spoon, and women sitting on eskies like it’s 1987.

This week, Sarah witnesses what might be the most radical feminist act of her life at PigFest: a party where the men handled everything and the women did....nothing. How did it go?

Plus: a fake designer bag conundrum

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You Have 21 Days to Get Your Life Together Before The Fire Horse Arrives

Mon, 26 Jan 2026 17:30:00 +0000

Snakes. This is your moment. Time to shed what no longer serves you. Old habits, emotional clutter, or perhaps the platter your best friend lovingly and thoughtfully gifted you.

Sarah has officially become a corkboard lady - a triumph! But unfortunately, just as she was feeling powerful, she discovered that Lise had remorselessly sent the TJ Maxx platter she once gave her off in a boat to China.

Thankfully if Sarah is feeling sad about it, she has plenty of miserable clothes to choose from.

BUY SARAHS FUNERAL FRIENDLY WARDROBE ON DEPOP

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The Heel & Toe & Men In Sockettes | The Best Of Part Two

Mon, 19 Jan 2026 16:30:00 +0000

It’s part two of our Best Of the Year and frankly, we have questions. Whatever happened to the heel and toe? Are men in sockettes are a hard no? Is the cult book Far Out Brussel Sprout responsible for raising the best Australian generation ever?

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Piercings, Doorbells & Fake Assistants | The Best Of 2025 Part One

Mon, 12 Jan 2026 16:30:00 +0000

This one is for the stayers who’ve been laughing with us all year and anyone new who wants the good bits without doing the homework. We stitched together your most-DM’d moments: the midlife-piercing rebellion, the sandal-gate saga, the unexpectedly lucrative foot arch, our fake-assistant era, and the teenage-boy doorbell hack that changed everything

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The Beginners Guide To Lifting Heavy

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 16:30:00 +0000

New Year, New You? Sames. It's our year of lifting heavy. But if you're confused by the internet yelling at you to lift weights, but you're not sure where to start, we got you.

This episode was behind the paywall but we're bringing it out for everyone to hear, because physio and exercise physiologist Paula Hindel is here to give you the actual starter kit for midlife strength that works in real life.

We hear about the four non‑negotiable exercises, exactly how heavy to go with “reps in reserve,” why walking is wonderful and the truth about weighted vests.

There’s also a special 20% off Paula’s Learn to Lift 8‑week program for Lise and Sarah Listeners with the code LISEANDSARAH20 - you can sign up here

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Full-Body Rage is the New Meditation | The Best of 2025

Mon, 29 Dec 2025 16:30:00 +0000

Light a candle, ditch the family for a walk, and come rage-clean with us. We’re doing a full-moon purge of everything that hijacked our brain real estate this year, in this compilation of our most ragey segments. There's the $10K “investment” dirt bike Dane suddenly “can’t sell,” the lady asking her golden retriever to pick her gel nail colour, the goodie-bag serum industrial complex, and pastel-only women’s sneakers. It’s cathartic, a little unhinged, and exactly what your New Year energy ordered. Strap in, witches.

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A Boxing Day Welfare Check

Thu, 25 Dec 2025 16:30:00 +0000

Everyone ok? Today’s a little Boxing Day welfare check: naps on tap, cricket murmuring in the background (no idea what’s happening), and channelling bin chickens at the fridge. Lise has two elite moves: OJ ice cubes under Champagne and panettone French toast. And, shes' taking the tree down before the new year energy hits, and playing her favourite sport, adding $1200 of nonsense to cart and never checking out.

Permission slip granted: go low and slow today.

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Your Wildest Confessions, Gift-Wrapped For Chrissy

Mon, 22 Dec 2025 16:30:00 +0000

Our Chrissy present to you: the best (and most unhinged) “We Listen & We Don’t Judge” confessions of 2025. We’re talking the empty-roll dab, Kmart exchange-and-dash, ex-husband laundry crimes, hat-hoarding mums, ranger-dialling neighbours and toothbrush revenge. It’s feral, it’s freeing, it’s friendship. Tell us yours - show phone’s is below. 💅🎄

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The Friendship Milestone No One Talks About

Mon, 15 Dec 2025 16:30:00 +0000

Do you get ugly with your friends? Like, truly goblin-mode, feral-little-troll ugly? Because that is the highest tier of female friendship and we’ve officially entered it.

It’s nine days ‘til Christmas, our bodies are shutting down, cafes are charging $5.80 for a DIY teabag, and Sarah blatantly fangirled a very cool rock band in the Virgin priority line and honestly we may never recover.

Thank you for a year of laughs. We love you, we do this all for you. Merry Christmas. And don’t panic, we’re dropping episodes twice a week all summer because we know you have abandonment issues and we respect that.

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✨ The Oprah Spectacular ✨

Tue, 09 Dec 2025 06:03:57 +0000

Come into our joy space! We spent company money seeing Oprah Live for personal development reasons, so here is the recap. From the hardest hitting lines to the meet and greet that channelled something within us, it was a salve for the end of year chaos.

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He Bought Me A Minions Perfume And Now It's My Signature Scent

Mon, 01 Dec 2025 16:30:00 +0000

Some women get diamonds for their birthday. Not here. It's Eau De Minion, and everyone's obsessed. Term Four has officially claimed another victim and Lise is deep in the trenches. Between blackouts, a tooth snapped on a Jatz cracker, and the world’s most cursed over-the-counter sleeping pill, it’s a lot. And the girls test the “11 Habits of a Well-Groomed Woman” and fail. But it was mostly a bullshit article anyway, further proof you should not click on anything while lying awake at 3am

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Capri Pants Are Back and Nobody Wants This

Mon, 24 Nov 2025 16:30:00 +0000

Except Sarah. She wants them on her lovely tall girl legs, but will she just end up selling them on Depop? Meanwhile, Lise has reached lunchbox liberation, and there are two types of people; the rare people who love having 'Happy Birthday' sung to them..and everyone else. And the show phone reveals a listener dilemma for the ages: what's more important - Year 6 Graduation or Lady Gaga?

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Disco Club 2026 Tickets Are Live!!! 💃🔥✨🪩

Thu, 20 Nov 2025 22:30:00 +0000

Four cities! Four dates! Go, go, go! Rally the group chat, crown a Ticket Captain (Nicole, this is your time), and be ready because tickets open at midday today local time. Max 10 tix per order (Brisbane max 8).

TICKET LINKS:

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30 Foolproof Present Ideas for the Impossible to Buy For

Mon, 17 Nov 2025 16:30:00 +0000

Mother-in-laws. Dads. Teachers. Hostesses. Every single tricky person on your list has been handled with our ultimate gift guide. From cricket family passes, chic mother-in-law pleasers, teacher presents that aren’t another cursed mug, and hostess gifts that say “I really have my shit together", let us be your guide.

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The Finale None Of Us Saw Coming | Ep 9 The Golden Bachelor Recap

Sun, 16 Nov 2025 10:04:26 +0000

WARNING: SPOILERS. The wind was off its chops. Sam Armytage was in a silo. And one woman was left standing. We unpack the most glorious, wind-whipped Golden Bachelor ending imaginable. We're calling it - this was the best season of The Bachelor that we have ever seen.

Thankyou Channel Nine for the group watching project we all needed! A Golden Rose to you!

If you've just discovered us via these unhinged recaps, welcome. We release episodes every Tuesday. Follow the Lise and Sarah show - it's the podcast version of the women in the mansion.

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Do You Have A "Couch Friend"?

Mon, 10 Nov 2025 16:30:00 +0000

There’s a new friendship theory in town: Sun Girls, Shade Girls, and the sacred art of the Couch Friend. Lise spirals over the price of a quick takeaway, and Sarah hears a woman screaming in her yard (it’s... not). Author Sally Hepworth drops by with a book-tour confession she probably shouldn’t have said out loud, but then again, We Listen, and We Don't Judge.

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A Psychic Named Leanne | Ep 8 The Golden Bachelor Recap

Mon, 10 Nov 2025 10:25:59 +0000

Hometowns did the absolute most. Sunny rolls in with dom vibes and a six-month-single bomb. Bear trips over the word “feminist". And Jeanette has a psychic bestie - Leanne - who steals the episode. We argue calm vs. chaos for Bear’s endgame, gossip about the finale, and demand Darrell Lea and Apollo Caravans for emotional damages.

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A Very Active Sex Life | Ep 7 The Golden Bachelor Recap

Sun, 09 Nov 2025 09:19:42 +0000

Dry humping in a cruise ship pool. Ballet dancers in tights. Erotic fiction and sex dreams. The women are horny, ok? Thankfully, there’s a fridge full of Lite n’ Easy to cool things down but honestly, where’s Darrell Lea when you need it? Three women remain. Grab your sunnies and SPF 50, because Sunny’s coming in blindingly hot!

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We Investigated Coles Radio So You Don’t Have To

Mon, 03 Nov 2025 16:30:00 +0000

We cracked the code on the mysterious institution of Coles Radio. Who’s curating this fever-dream playlist of bangers? Are there secret messages given, in song? This week, Lise and Sarah go deep, with a little help from Leigh Sales, who may or may not have accidentally scored her next gig in Aisle 3.

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The Home Videos That Wrecked Us | Ep 6 The Golden Bachelor Recap

Mon, 03 Nov 2025 10:16:20 +0000

Pass the tissues and the Darrell Lea red licorice, because we're crying harder than at our own kids’ births. Lise and Sarah unpack Sunny’s CEO-era realisation, Kim’s elite-level flirting, and the very subtle sting of how child-free women get sidelined on reality TV.

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Holy Shit, A Rose Refusal | Ep 5 The Golden Bachelor Recap

Sun, 02 Nov 2025 09:53:23 +0000

A Golden first. One woman flat-out refuses the rose. Sunny and Bear’s rain-kissed oyster date sets the kiss counter in overdrive, and Sunny shoots straight onto our leaderboard. We unpack the sex-positive “Never Have I Ever” game, salute the amount of gratuitous sponsors, and ask: whose idea was the worlds longest paddleboard detour? Whatever. We got through it, guys.

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The Parrot, The Prostate, The Pecks | Ep 4 The Golden Bachelor Recap

Tue, 28 Oct 2025 10:02:03 +0000

Bear takes Terri to Luna Park where she wins a giant bear. Is it in the mansion bin? Lauren brings her Macaw to a fundraiser for a lap dance, and it's not even the most unhinged thing that happens. With a distinct lack of bear puns, Lise starts a new catchphrase counter. We count pecks, shamelessly diagnose attachment issues (completely unqualified), and Sunny breaks into our top three.

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He Licked The Margarita Rim

Mon, 27 Oct 2025 16:30:00 +0000

The air-con’s broken, the protein bars are lying, and someone is licking cocktail glasses. Why doesn't he just use Kim's surplus lemons? Lise and Sarah tackle the big issues this week, from the emotional toll of citrus fruit to the surprising comeback of adult pacifiers. Plus, we check in with our listener Elizabeth (now officially Bette) on her new-name era.

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Wake Up, Bear! | Ep 3 The Golden Bachelor Recap

Mon, 27 Oct 2025 10:21:12 +0000

Is Bear the most tranquil man on Australian television? Thank God for the women bringing the energy. Lise and Sarah unpack horse riding, puppy pashing, the Samantha Armytage tuxedo we can't stop thinking about, and a sisterhood circle that proves the real love story isn’t about Bear at all.

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Can Somebody Put Baby In The Corner? | Ep 2 The Golden Bachelor Recap

Tue, 21 Oct 2025 09:56:03 +0000

We’re calling it: we’ve never seen this level of emotional intelligence in a Bachelor franchise before. From relationship regrets to a widower who actually knows how to hold space, thie second ep of The Golden Bachelor delivers surprisingly tender moments galore. Jeanette scores the first kiss, Jan keeps glowing like a woman who’s done the work, and “permission to push” becomes the new sisterhood code. It’s the most grown-up love story reality TV has ever served.

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Your Term 4 Survival Guide

Mon, 20 Oct 2025 16:00:00 +0000

Term Four has entered the chat and she is unhinged. Welcome toTerm Four: The Musical, our survival guide to the end of the year. We are outsourcing like a bandit, planning easy dinners, freezing six loaves of sandwiches, bringing back Crisco hamper vibes, gift-bagging everything, and cancelling ALL extracurriculars. Plus, YOUR ideas for how to hack this time of year. We can do hard things! Let's all make it to Christmas with our dignity (mostly) intact!

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We're Calling Her Olivia Newton-Jan | Ep 1 The Golden Bachelor Recap

Mon, 20 Oct 2025 14:02:03 +0000

Meet Bear - the Golden Bachelor we didn’t know we needed, and the star of our new favourite group project. Lise and Sarah are officially done living in a world where no one watches the same thing, so they’re calling it: The Golden Bachelor is what we’re watching now, ok? From Samantha Armitage’s rebellious ear cuff to the frontrunner we’re now calling Olivia Newton-Jan, it’s the midlife distraction you didn’t know you were craving.

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Like A Learner Driver on a Highway

Mon, 13 Oct 2025 16:30:00 +0000

Most of us learned to drive in the backstreets. Not at the Carlaws, it’s straight onto the highway. And honestly, that’s not even the weirdest family plotline this week: Lise’s dad is picking up strangers’ dog poo and worrying about a disabled python at the RSPCA.
Meanwhile, Sarah’s launching a public service for the pale-and-purple girlies already panicking about shorts season. Keep up.

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Sorry Nagi, It's Another Two Ingredient Dinner That Slaps

Mon, 06 Oct 2025 16:30:00 +0000

Call off the recipe hunt: the future of weeknight cooking is here. Two ingredients, one pot. Girls, we’ve started a movement. Plus, a cat in a harness, a scam, we confess our shameful love of petrol/perm/glue fumes, and your next holiday idea: Girls Gone Mild

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Long Bums Are Beautiful Too

Mon, 29 Sep 2025 17:30:00 +0000

Perky peaches are everywhere, so Sarah is on Operation Perky Bum. But what if the Kardashians started a 'long bum' trend and saved us all the hassle? Lise is trying dry-body brushing again, and Sarah has feedback. Guitar fingernails on men are giving us the major ick, and we road test an excellent 7 point outfit rule.

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Leigh Sales and the Unexpected Confession

Mon, 22 Sep 2025 17:30:00 +0000

Walkley awards. Order of Australia Medals. Sure, Leigh Sales has a few trophies at home. But there's one thing there that fills her with a whole lot of joy. Just no one tell the ABC.

Plus, we debrief the most Aussie croc attack story ever told, and discover why David Jones might secretly be the nation’s best day spa.

The Assembly season two is available to watch now. All episodes are available for free on ABC iview

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Breaking News: Leggings Are Dead

Mon, 15 Sep 2025 17:30:00 +0000

It's a dark day. Leggings are over, swishy parachute pants are in, and this news threatens to break our friendship apart. We try to get things back on track with a game called the “best day of your life” and play Flamingo Cards, but it just makes things worse. Finally, we lay down the four types of people we cannot be friends with. And then we realise we're ok. Plus: your tiny life upgrades are in - thanks - and we love them.

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Plot Twist: We Got Eric Bana's Wife

Mon, 08 Sep 2025 17:30:00 +0000

Eric-Bana-Watch reaches a crescendo when a savvy and quite well connected listener (hi Sally Hepworth!) forces Eric Bana's unsuspecting wife Rebecca onto the show.

Sarah has had it up to pizzle with voice notes, so Lise stages a live intervention. And did Lise concoct an elaborate tale just to get a free hotel room? The Jury is out.

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Manifesting Eric Bana Is Our Full-Time Job

Mon, 01 Sep 2025 17:30:00 +0000

Eric-Bana-watch is heating up - just no one say the P word. The Triple-B is conquering kitchens everywhere; so the pressure is on for another two ingredient banger. Some incriminating evidence against flirty Barista Joe surfaces, so we call him out on his winky behaviour. And Sarah turns her incredible naming gift on a listener who needs a new moniker for her second act.

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Dear Eric Bana, The World Needs Poida Back, Stat

Mon, 25 Aug 2025 18:30:00 +0000

He's a very serious leading man in Hollywood. Eric Bana is currently playing a sexy, broody detective in Netflix's new hit show Untamed. But Sarah remembers him a different way, and wants him to revive his glorious ‘90s comedy. Plus we settle the age-old friendship question - are you a main road wanderer or alleyway rat? And we finally have something on the Gen Z's: a typing speed that will make your teen’s two-finger pecking look tragic.

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Disco Club Made the News and Won't Someone Think of the Men?

Mon, 18 Aug 2025 17:30:00 +0000

F*ck. Sarah's mum has heard the swearing here and she's not happy, so naturally Sar invents a new word. Disco Club went viral but won't someone think of the men? We cleanse our brains with the 10 habits actually working in our lives right now and just when you thought Lise couldn't top the Beef Bolar Blade, she's back with another two-ingredient dinner

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Boy Mums, Shut Up About Food

Mon, 11 Aug 2025 18:30:00 +0000

What do a $14 rice cooker, a triple B, and six bananas in one day have in common? Boy mums, that's what.

Sarah cops heat from the hungry boy mums of Australia (again), Lise defends her Two Ingredient Dinner segment like it’s Olympic sport, and the great gendered grocery debate reaches boiling point. We also uncover the mortifying things we do as adults (happy birthday singing, ping pong ball chasing, hairdresser ear poking) and a new segment is born: Hot Positive Goss.

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The Curse of the Overnight Wee Wee

Mon, 04 Aug 2025 18:30:00 +0000

Sarah has had enough of overnight wakeups so she's taken to drastic measures. Lise has had enough of cooking dinner so she's revolutionising dinner. Why go to a psychic when AI can tell you what your curse is? And before we're about to throw Dane's thongs in the fire, a voice note from a listener brings us to our knees.

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I Just Want to Finish One Bag of Spinach Before I Die

Mon, 28 Jul 2025 18:30:00 +0000

Sarah can't get through her baby spinach value pack, so we're getting on the bags. Of spinach. Meanwhile, Lise admitted a sour lolly addiction and now internet sleuths are diagnosing her with Autism. Sarah has a savage takedown of Gen Z work habits and Lise tries vainly to lift the mood with compliments. Oh, and Lise's husband is still wearing Surfer Joe thongs. Zero compliments to him, then.

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Dolphin Tatts, Foot Fungus & Surfboard Thongs from Hell

Mon, 21 Jul 2025 18:00:00 +0000

We've frankly had a gutful of life and are taking matters into our own hands. Lise is lasering her foot fungus like a woman possessed. Sarah’s planning a dolphin tattoo revival inspired by her muse, Sarah Murdoch. Thick-haired girls are on notice. And Dane? He’s wearing thongs so ugly and wide that we need a big thong intervention.

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Mel Buttle and the Terrible Toddler Haircut

Mon, 14 Jul 2025 18:30:00 +0000

It was meant to be a handsome little haircut for her handsome little toddler. But when comedian Mel Buttle walked into the hairdresser, something felt off. And the result? Diabolical. Plus, she's enrolled her two year old in gymnastics, swimming and rugby. So it's time for an intervention into the rort that is toddler sport.

Plus, Sarah has reached her white jeans era, and Lise fell for a classic late night Instagram scam.

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Cleaning Before the Cleaner: The Millennial Curse

Mon, 07 Jul 2025 18:30:00 +0000

We’re just two gals cleaning before the cleaner comes, spiralling into generational shame because our mums never outsourced a damn thing. Plus, Sarah channels the spirit realm to name your Thermomix, caravan, and your secret Italy trip. And we need to talk about slow walkers, because we have notes.

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The Barista Scandal Escalates

Mon, 30 Jun 2025 18:30:00 +0000

Lise deals with the fallout of Barista Flirt-Gate, Sarah’s daughter exposes her parents’ age gap to a full religion class, and we list the propaganda we are officially DONE with (acai bowls, abstract art, and eyelash extensions, you're dead to us).

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A Love Letter to Right Now

Tue, 24 Jun 2025 20:30:00 +0000

This has been our most commented on episode ever. So we are bringing it out from behind the paywall for everyone to hear, and to appreciate the fleeting, beautiful chaos of right now.
There's just one question at the heart of it:
If you were 80, and you got to come back to now, for just one ordinary day, what would you notice?Expect emotion. Expect perspective. And maybe expect to cry in the car. And to all the parents that reminded us that this isn't their story. We see you. Thankyou for trusting us with that feedback.

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The Coloured Gumboot Test

Mon, 23 Jun 2025 18:30:00 +0000

A judgmental cat. A suspiciously generous husband. A barista wink that spirals into cougar chaos. Plus, we asked you for your best anti-lifestyle-creep hacks and wow, did you deliver.

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When The Barista Thinks You're a Cougar

Mon, 16 Jun 2025 18:30:00 +0000

Lise copped a wink from her local barista and now can’t show her face there again. We tried Skims so you don't have to. There's a trend where you ask your partner if you could be on the cover of Vogue, so Lise makes Sarah do it, and regrets nothing. And if your surname was Butcher, are you destined for the meat life?

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Is This a Treat? Or Have I Lifestyle Creeped?

Mon, 09 Jun 2025 18:30:00 +0000

It might start with a spenny face cream. Then it’s $80 nails, only the good shampoo and that fifth streaming service. This week, we’re unpacking lifestyle creep. When the little luxuries quietly become your new baseline and you can't, or don't want to wind it back. Does tightening the belt need a soft rebrand? Can we champion those who un-creep? Plus: Lise has started a new collectable craze, a guide to the Labubu doll cult, and why do sportwear brands love a Trad Wife aesthetic?

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Oranges, Jerseys, and the Quiet Pressure of Being a Good Mum

Mon, 02 Jun 2025 18:30:00 +0000

What does a tub of orange wedges say about modern motherhood? Apparently a lot.

This week, we dive headfirst into the most controversial topic we've ever tackled: the under-12s footy fruit roster. (Yes, really.) But what starts as a whinge about chopping oranges turns into a deep and surprisingly emotional chat about invisible labour, performative parenting, and the quiet expectations placed on women in community sport.

Also in this ep: fat knees, luxury mashed potato, $17 cashews, and the mortifying ordeal of running in slow motion.

If you’ve ever wondered why it’s the mums with the chopping boards, this one’s for you.

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Yang Dog Vs Yin Puss: The Only Friendship Theory You Need

Mon, 26 May 2025 18:30:00 +0000

Lise has a new theory and it's unhinged. Every friendship group has a Yang Dog and a Yin Puss. One sails the boat, the other brings the champagne. Which one are you? Plus: we re-did our Year Nine Love Compatibility tests about our husbands, and the results are devastatingly accurate. And Sarah has a nice little a hack for getting out of a funk; just think of your 80 year old self.

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Whatever Happened to Waterbeds?

Mon, 19 May 2025 18:30:00 +0000

Remember waterbeds? The sloshing plastic bladder of the 90's has disappeared, and we've gone full CSI on it. But first, Sarah walked into a high-end store in her running gear and left with an Oscar nomination for performance of the year.

Nab the very last of Disco Club tix on the website HERE

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The WhatsApp Message That Set Off the Mums

Mon, 12 May 2025 18:30:00 +0000

A well-intentioned Mother’s Day idea rubs Lise the wrong way. Sarah's teens are getting chain mails, so she's written one for the women of this show. Lise investigates: why are airports a sound barrier for farts? And in this cost of living crisis, Sarah wants to bring scabbing back.

Nab the last of Disco Club tix on the website HERE

Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons

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Accidentally Naked in an Airport Toilet

Mon, 05 May 2025 18:30:00 +0000

The door was locked, right? Welcome to the wildest story you’ll hear all week—and that’s before we get to the toe with a name, the black goldfish called Bugzilla, and why female friendship is better than a couple’s retreat. There’s also big news about Disco Club, so gather the Nicole's of your friendship group, and get ready to slut drop like the school mums aren't watching.

Check Disco Club dates on the website HERE and on the instagram HERE

Tickets go live on Monday 12th May at 1pm EST.

Goldies, you get three hours early access with the code.

The code word drops this Friday in your Subscriber Only Episode

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I Did Yoga Three Times And Now I'm A Guru

Mon, 28 Apr 2025 18:30:00 +0000

Namaste. Sarah has dragged her flapping yoga mat into a suburban studio and discovered what it means to raw-dog the floor. An Uber driver needed their water bottle filled up, and their thirst is keeping Lise awake at night. Sarah keeps a list of baby names in her phone just in case, and needs you to know what they are. And we have a genius new rule for the next time you're booked in with your hairdresser.

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Is It Ever Ok To Answer Facetime On The Toilet?

Mon, 21 Apr 2025 18:30:00 +0000

True friendship is answering a call no matter the time of day or night, right? Except for the time Lise pushed it too far. Sarah used to be a 'cool mom', but now she's embarrassing her teenager. Thankfully, her daughter penned a helpful checklist of all the things she is - and isn't - allowed to do anymore. And if you've ever walked around an Art Gallery and wondered dicks in old painting are so small, there's a research study for that. And it's spawned a wonderful European holiday idea for the girls; the stoner boner tour.

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We've Found The Biggest Ick

Mon, 14 Apr 2025 18:00:00 +0000

It's a common, practical wardrobe item. But on men? Please No. Our libido is already so low. Lise has compiled her Anti-Bucket list for all the things she will never do, including having her Yoni steamed. Why does Sarah always avoid popular things? She wants some psychoanalysis to get to the bottom of it. Instead she asks Lise.

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We Invented The Perimenopausal Smash Cake

Mon, 07 Apr 2025 18:30:00 +0000

Why should kids get smash cakes when it's actually perimenopausal women with all the rage? We play our favourite game We Listen And We Don't Judge, but then forget not to judge. Lise ponders the allure of sending yourself to a "fake jail" as a legit form for self care. And we decode the baffling slang of the youth of today.

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A $10 Doorbell Stopped Me Yelling At My Teen

Mon, 31 Mar 2025 17:30:00 +0000

Lise got sick of yelling at her Teenager so she turned to Bunnings for the solution, and now she's been saved by the bell. A mystery pilot left a handwritten note for a stranger; was it romantic or a massive red flag? Sarah has some concerning markers of ageing that the proper scientific research studies seem to have missed. And we get to the bottom of the teenage tuckshop scam, and are calling on the beloved tuckshop ladies of this nation to stop serving up our financial information to the cunning teenagers of Australia.

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Whatever Happened To The Heel and Toe?

Mon, 24 Mar 2025 17:30:00 +0000

Whatever happened to that staple of Primary School, the progressive barn dance the Heel and Toe? Once a crucial part of the Aussie school experience - and possibly the first time we ever felt chemistry - it seems to have vanished. We investigate: Is it still happening anywhere? Should we bring it back? And would Gen Z even know what to do?

Also in this ep: are you the personality hire of your relationship? And Sarah's traumatic trip to the vet unearths an emotional landmine for Lise.

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No Knickers At The Shops, And Other Life Lessons

Mon, 17 Mar 2025 17:30:00 +0000

When Lise dashed from the gym to Westfield, she realized something crucial was missing. Her undies. But rather than panic, she embraced some air town there. Sarah, meanwhile, has re-discovered the iconic Aussie kids' book that made us resilient. And Lise has a niche but neccessary rant: aimed squarely at people that write on the tag of a gift bag. You monsters.

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'Go To Bed Angry' Is The New Marriage Trend

Mon, 10 Mar 2025 17:30:00 +0000

The Guinness World Record holders for longest living marriage have finally spoken. After 84 years side by side, they've spilled their secrets on what makes it work. And sorry darls, but it's the most boring thing we've ever heard. Also, does Sarah really think she could wrangle a snake or is it the algorithm that is bewitching her? Why is it ok to be a girly girl again? And now that we are second-earring influencers, we have some style advice.

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The $50 Tuck Shop Heist

Mon, 03 Mar 2025 17:30:00 +0000

How much are you spending on the school tuckshop? Just when Lise thought she was outsmarting the system, her teen one-upped her. Plus, Sarah asks: when did everyone start dressing like shit on planes? Lise has an evil new game that almost gave our hairdresser a heart attack. And Sarah's newest life theory gives Mel Robbins a run for her money.

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The Intense Rage of Husband Hobbies

Mon, 24 Feb 2025 17:30:00 +0000

Lise thought she was married to an entrepreneur. Turns out, she’s married to a man who duped her into spending $10,000 under the guise of a business venture. Sarah, meanwhile, is still dodging OnlyFans foot pic fame, despite Lise's best efforts.

Also in this ep: acoustic guitars in boutique hotel rooms, why tweens are suddenly demanding bigger beds, and all the things we would do if we weren't hosting a silly little podcast.

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