Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

Underage Mustaches, Birds and High Speed Births

Tue, 12 May 2026 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about how children are drawing mustaches on their faces to trick online age tests, 132 hamsters broke loose on a passenger plane forcing it out of service for days, a woman is driven to insanity by a taunting bird and a woman delivered her own baby in car traveling 60 mph!

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Milkin' Off with the Banana Boys

Tue, 05 May 2026 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about the Bovine Baron’s Denver milk-off, half a million dollar corporate retreat goes horribly wrong, Gertie the world’s oldest chicken, and the world’s largest t-rex statue needs a new home

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Pasta Imposter

Tue, 28 Apr 2026 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about the true story behind Sky King, California man arrested for swapping pasta for Lego pieces and returning them and what are Scientology runs and why is Gen Z obsessed with them!

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A Bird Walks into A Submarine with a Butthole Fungus with Xyla Foxlin

Tue, 21 Apr 2026 07:01:00 +0000

Xyla Foxlin joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who built a submarine for his parrot, cat lost during a hurricane is reunited with family 443 days later, the Chernobyl fungus seems to have evolved an incredible ability and afatberg weighing 100 tons found in London sewer!

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Day of Good with Pooja Mehta

Tue, 14 Apr 2026 07:01:00 +0000

Pooja Mehta joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how octopuses get extra cuddly on ecstasy, paragliders narrowly avoid landing in polar bear enclosure and people who can mentally time travel!
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Detective Dog and the Two Planets

Tue, 07 Apr 2026 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a dog that helped solve a murder, man wanted to eat his passport so plane had to make emergency landing and a student discovers second new planet in one year!

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Give Me a Peak, Dyngus with Megan Gailey

Tue, 31 Mar 2026 07:01:00 +0000

Megan Gailey joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how an artist stole the top of a England’s highest peak, what is Dyngus Day and New York and the radium craze!

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Sleepy Morrisey Strikes Again

Tue, 24 Mar 2026 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about how Morrissey canceled a show because he was sleepy, a Texas cruise ship sets margarita world record, pioneering method uses plastic water bottles into a drug to treat Parkinson’s and runners discover they can churn butter while running!

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Sorry, I Been Drunk

Tue, 17 Mar 2026 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who was rescued by firefighters after getting stuck in phone booth trying to order a kabob, mayor urges public not to eat toilet seats, travelers trapped on runway for hours, drunk mandolin thief has second thoughts and returns mandolin and the wildest collab of the year includes bear poop!

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Bob Dylan Pizza Vacuum

Tue, 10 Mar 2026 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who accidentally gained control of 7,000 robot vacuums, Little Caesar's ex-employee arrested after breaking into restaurant and selling pizzas, the time Bob Dylan was accidentally arrested in New Jersey, a man sets his house on fire while trying to kill spider and a dog that refuses to go near a 100 year old painting!

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Lollipop Persons Unite

Tue, 03 Mar 2026 08:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about fully grown sea lions that won’t stop nursing, a Massachusetts man using blow torch on roof to melt ice burns house down, an LA man who gave alcohol to a hawk is charged and a lollipop man is told to stop giving kids high fives!

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Live from Austin with Blair Socci

Tue, 24 Feb 2026 08:30:00 +0000

It’s Bananas live from Austin! Blair Socci joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a dating website just for people who work with dead bodies, woman sentenced for accusing her ex of illegally accessing her bank accounts from outer space, restaurant promises to rescue female diners on bad dates and a person who swallowed a six inch spoon!

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Breaking & Lamentering with Debra DiGiovanni

Tue, 17 Feb 2026 08:01:00 +0000

Debra DiGiovanni joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a woman who breaks into a house, cleans it and leaves an invoice, cannibalistic jellyfish with vanishing anuses are invading Venice and the museum of personal failure!

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Explosive Dinsosaur Feelings with Kenice Mobley

Tue, 10 Feb 2026 08:01:00 +0000

Kenice Mobley joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who went into a hospital with live a WWII bomb up his butt, an iconic Hells Kitchen watering hole re-opens, what did dinosaurs feel like and mormon women are going crazy over new sacred underwear!

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Cat Moms and Crotch Scandals

Tue, 03 Feb 2026 08:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about how cats think you’re a big baby and they’re your mom, crotch enlarging scandal already hit winter Olympics and Ohio true crime restaurant serves criminals’ last meals!

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¡La Cirugía con Albertina Rizzo!

Tue, 27 Jan 2026 08:01:00 +0000

Albertina Rizzo joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about an American dad who wakes up speaking Spanish after every surgery, a man swam around Manhattan wearing handcuffs and the first Costco apartment complex is coming to Los Angeles!

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If at First You Don't Succeed, Try 949 More Times

Tue, 20 Jan 2026 08:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a woman who passed her drivers test after 950 tries, a British endurance swimmer becomes the first to swim all the way around Iceland, Seattle health officials tell people to flush rats back down the toilet if one comes up and a grandfather accidentally takes home the wrong child from daycare!

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Butt Stuff and Other Things

Tue, 13 Jan 2026 08:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about the top things pulled out of people’s butts in 2025, a radio station goes viral after playing looping harmonica for hours, Toronto sex shop asked to stop sending butt plugs to Bahrain and a random dog wins a downhill ski race!

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America’s Next Top Pet

Tue, 06 Jan 2026 08:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a mushroom that makes you see tiny cartoon people, a bear breaks into a nursing home and nurses fight it off with walkers and Rice Krispies, raccoons are on their way to becoming America's next pet and Kansas child says monster was hiding under their bed and babysitter found a man hiding there!

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Cat Causes Niagara Falls

Tue, 30 Dec 2025 08:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who survived Niagara Falls plunge but died slipping on an orange peel, cat cafe closed after cat turns on water and floods cafe and a Swedish musician teaches an octopus to play piano!

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Holiday Episode

Tue, 23 Dec 2025 08:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about the influence of hallucinogenic mushrooms on Christmas, woman accuses man she’s dating of ruining Christmas because he won’t dress up as Santa, church accidentally prints Tupac’s lyrics of Hail Mary on pamphlets and a real life grinch broke in, unwrapped gifts and took a nap on the couch!

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Snail Tales and Driveway Sales

Tue, 16 Dec 2025 08:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about how a missing driveway mystery turns out to be a scam, thieves steal thousands of escargot snails and In-N-Out removes number 67 from ticket orders!

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Smokey Holds the Cheese with Chloe Radcliffe

Tue, 09 Dec 2025 08:01:00 +0000

Chloe Radcliffe joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a 75 year old man who got 2000 strangers to smoke a cigarette with him, a drug dealer jailed after sharing photo of him holding cheese, police use a capybara costume to arrest criminal and a man gets stuck in a vagina sculpture!

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Sassy Dolphin and the Popular Poopers

Tue, 02 Dec 2025 08:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a report on which cars are most likely to get pooped on by birds and Kelly the sassy dolphin!

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Money Makin' Bird Bus

Tue, 25 Nov 2025 08:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a NYC weed store that will deliver via carrier pigeon, a man stole a bus for a joyride and continued to stop at all stops and did a great job and an AI became crypto millionaire and is now fighting to become a person!

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Gnome For the Weekend

Tue, 18 Nov 2025 08:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a cyclist that fell down a 135 foot ravine and survived 3 days only drinking wine, the world's biggest spider web and a man’s garden gnomes were stolen and returned in better condition!

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Butt Breathing with Mr. Pusey

Tue, 11 Nov 2025 08:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about why witches look the way they do, man convicted of posing as flight attendant to get free flights, clinicians test butt breathing, and an Australian darter barred from using nickname The Magnet!

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Snooter Shooter with Jenny Zigrino

Tue, 04 Nov 2025 08:01:00 +0000

Jenny Zigrino joins the ladies to talk about Cormac McCarthy’s ex-wife pulled a gun out of her vagina during an argument about aliens, a pizza place accidentally serves pizza laced with THC and the secret Wikipedia prank on the Pringles man’s first name!

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Uh Oh, Waymo!

Tue, 28 Oct 2025 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who thrifts all year to make free halloween costumes for kids, 13 year old girl fights off attacker with jujitsu and a tech prankster sends 50 Waymos to dead end street!

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Ding Dong Ditchin' Slugs

Tue, 21 Oct 2025 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a ding dong ditcher that turned out to be a slug, Splash the rescue otter and scandal rocks the world of stone skimming championships!

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Water, Otters Everywhere

Tue, 14 Oct 2025 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a bride who confronts mystery wedding crasher after searching for years, Taco Bell rethinks AI drive thru after man orders 18k waters and Splash the first search and rescue otter!

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Bored Dogs and Bus Boobs

Tue, 07 Oct 2025 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a woman who can lift 10 pounds with her vagina, dog thought to be blind was just ignoring everyone, Wawa Superfan collects every receipt number and a couple fined after bus lane photographs the text on woman’s top!

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Dude Where's My Gator?

Tue, 30 Sep 2025 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about an emotional support alligator that is no longer welcome at Walmart, a man loses his car after bachelor party and the viral Moroccan legend Emile Leray!

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Our Lady of The Tooth Eye

Tue, 23 Sep 2025 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a blind woman can see again through her tooth, a Pittsburgh nun chases down credit card thief, Ned the lefty snail needs a mate and a retired Ford worker’s wallet travels 150 miles in engine!

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Butts, Bats, and Boys

Tue, 16 Sep 2025 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about the big butt starfish and other never before seen sea creatures recorded in Argentina, an American boy sent giftbox to girl in Philippines and 15 years later they are married and a man fights back at HOA over a bat house!

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Moon Doinking Cutie Pies

Tue, 09 Sep 2025 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who stole lunar rocks to use during sex after promising girlfriend the moon and the hidden power of sharing cute animal pics!

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Flop Gun

Tue, 02 Sep 2025 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about an F15 ridealong passenger accidentally ejects himself on the ground, San Antonio’s new milkman Dick Tips and how you can fund your wedding by selling seats to strangers!

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The Anteater is the Honda Accord of the Natural World

Tue, 26 Aug 2025 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who discovered he bought his own stolen car, why things keep evolving into anteaters and scientists finally know where potatoes come from!

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Wolfing Down the Kia Kids

Tue, 19 Aug 2025 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about an Ohio woman who had car repossessed takes legal ownership of dealership name, rowdy kids causes brewery to put down new rules and Adam Driver and Scarlett Johansson fighting in Marriage Story is used to scare off wolves!

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Parachuting Cats and Wedding Proposals

Tue, 12 Aug 2025 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about everything you need to know about operation cat drop, a woman says yes to boyfriend who proposed 43 times and tributes paid to the world's longest KFC employee!

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Dinghies Are For Waving

Tue, 05 Aug 2025 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about Chuck E. Cheese being handcuffed and arrested, NYC nut job busted for naked boat joyride, a man who posed as an ambassador and ran fake embassy and balls out bowling!

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Undercroft Inspector

Tue, 29 Jul 2025 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a Florida man who celebrated his birthday by doing meth, stealing a tour train and picking up riders, a minor league baseball team becomes the Humpback Chubs, bear sized giant beavers used to roam North America and a Melbourne man has unbelievable find after buying house!

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Kurt and Scotty’s Favorite Soups

Tue, 15 Jul 2025 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about how scientists genetically altered fruit flies to make them crave cocaine, a mother wins 100k ultramarathon while stopping to breastfeed and a NJ man wins $315m jackpot because wife made him go to the store to return orange juice!

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World Wide Walk Wars

Tue, 08 Jul 2025 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about how the CIA secretly ran a Star Wars fan site and a man walked 15,504 miles to find out if world is terrible place!

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Stolen Sausage Submarine

Tue, 01 Jul 2025 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about how the Chinese police corgi stole sausage from a child, a man flees police using submarine and noisy hungry frogs ruin farmer's life!

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Mummy Sniffin Monkey F*ckin Beats with Kristen Schaal

Tue, 24 Jun 2025 07:01:00 +0000

Kristen Schaal joins Kurt and Scotty talk about how scientists taught monkeys to use money and first they stole and then sold sex, why mummies still smell nice and Steve Harvey gifted TV every year to teacher who said he would never get on TV!

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Gone in 16 Seconds with Lili Trifilio

Tue, 17 Jun 2025 07:01:00 +0000

Lili Trifilio is back on Bananas! She talks to Kurt and Scotty about the time Andre the Giant let out a 16 second fart on The Princess Bride set, a toddler thinks John Wilkes Booth is hiding under her bed, China hosts first race of humans vs robots and a man steals 8 dump trucks!

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From Mouth to Butt in Japan

Tue, 10 Jun 2025 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a museum in Japan where you can sniff animals butts, a Boston homeowner discovers his house is cut in half, food delivery driver tricks people into thinking he delivered a pizza to Mt. Fuji and snake falls in woman’s margarita!

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Blowing it Up and Blowing it Out with Charlotte Dobre

Tue, 03 Jun 2025 07:01:00 +0000

Charlotte Dobre joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a school forced to evacuate after kid brings grenade for show and tell, a TV anchor goes into labor on air and finishes entire morning broadcast, a postal carrier refuses to deliver mail to nudist colony and a postal worker arrested for DUI while on route!

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Men are Psychopaths, Women Fall in Crevices

Tue, 27 May 2025 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about how psychopaths are more attractive, a woman falls into crevice trying to retrieve her cell phone, and a woman files for divorce after Chat GPT reads husbands affair in coffee grounds!

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Oh God My Phone

Tue, 20 May 2025 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about how in Finland mobile phone throwing is a national sport, a new MMA Jesus movie and a naked race!

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Kindly Style Sea Steak with Mary Holland

Tue, 13 May 2025 07:01:00 +0000

Mary Holland joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man with brain implant asks for beer as first words, using the dishwasher to make a steak and a sea serpent chases vessel in kindly style!

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Big Gord and the Stranded Man

Tue, 06 May 2025 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a stranded man lifted from Mt Fuji and then rescued again when he returned to get his phone, Gordon Ramsay’s restaurant has 500 cat figurines stolen, fart spray causes chaos at carnival and Japan invents chilled drinkable mayo!

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Stuffed Cheese and Small Turds

Tue, 29 Apr 2025 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about did the government invent stuffed crust pizza, how a random text ended up in happily ever after, Burger King has the right to use it’s name except in one town in Illinois and Mark Wahlberg’s clothing store vandalized!

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Purple is Faker than Jessica Simpson with Liza Treyger

Tue, 22 Apr 2025 07:01:00 +0000

Liza Treyger joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how purple is a fake color, Jessica Simpson vows to keep drinking snake sperm, pub emus back after being banned and Danish couple flees eco retreat and leaves behind 150 barrels of human waste!

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Kiss Your Irish Snake Good Bye

Tue, 15 Apr 2025 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a snake found in Ireland for first time ever, a 58 hour kiss, the CIA found the arch of the covenant using psychics and scientists invent a sensor that can mend bones in weeks!

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Baby You Can Drive My Boat with Abby Govindan

Tue, 08 Apr 2025 07:01:00 +0000

Abby Govindan (How to Embarrass Your Immigrant Parents) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a reckless driver who was fined for failing to stop at crosswalk for his own children, a fake captain steals fishing vessel and Walgreens says that locking everything up is actually bad for business!

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Spread Your Wings and Flood

Tue, 01 Apr 2025 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about how big our wings would be if humans could fly, TSA found a surprising amount of prohibited items in a woman’s bag, Florida man dressed in Dalmatian onesie outruns the police, power outage caused by mayor because he crashed into pole while reaching for a sausage biscuit, a golden toilet is stolen again, a flood museum closed because of flooding and a Chinese influencer gets surgery to look like an android!

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Doomsday Wallabies and Other Cults with Jane Borden

Tue, 25 Mar 2025 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk to Jane Borden (author, new book Cults Like Us: Why Doomsday Thinking Drives America) about wallabies being blamed for crop circles in opium fields, missing Oklahoma teen slept in toilet paper fort inside Walmart for days and a 13 year old boy arrested after impersonating a doctor!

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Bonusode: More Would You Rathers and Advice #24

Thu, 20 Mar 2025 07:01:00 +0000

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Beaver and the Goodie Bags with Rebecca Delgado Smith

Tue, 18 Mar 2025 07:01:00 +0000

Rebecca Delgado Smith joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how Mozzarella the cat becomes obsessed with roast chicken after brain surgery, a woman is given a goodie bag after one night stand, the secret of blue zones is fake data and a plump beaver is Chicago’s newest sensation!

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Rockin’ Butt Jumping with Lisa Magid

Tue, 11 Mar 2025 07:01:00 +0000

Part time Bananas employee/full time human Lisa Magid joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about the Japanese astronaut who hated space, jump rope pro saves neighbor and dog from drowning with jump rope and scientists are trying to figure out why all hockey players sound Canadian!

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PorkBizness.com

Tue, 04 Mar 2025 08:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about the crazy life of the man who invented the saxophone, Wisconsin kayaker charged for faking his own death and fleeing to eastern Europe, a child tired of waiting for mom crashes into daycare and an Iowa man eats pork tenderloin in all 99 Iowa counties!

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The Cattiest Scan with Karen Kilgariff

Tue, 25 Feb 2025 08:01:00 +0000

Karen Kilgariff is back on Bananas! She talks to Kurt and Scotty about a doctor who faces inquiry after giving his cat a cat scan at the hospital, a mom gives birth in a Krispy Kreme parking lot and names kid Glaze, what happened to Elvis’ teddy bear and cars that keep hitting the same house!

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Bonusode: More Would You Rathers and Advice #23

Thu, 20 Feb 2025 08:01:00 +0000

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Fifty Shades of Cray with Sasheer Zamata

Tue, 18 Feb 2025 08:01:00 +0000

Sasheer Zamata is back on Bananas! She joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about whether Dakota Johnson locked people in a Blue Bottle coffee shop, a man who is allergic to his own orgasms and a passenger clings to outside of train while going 175mph!

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The Ladies Lounge with Kelsey Cook

Tue, 11 Feb 2025 08:01:00 +0000

Kelsey Cook joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about crocodiles that impersonate drowning humans to lure people into water, a woman’s fake social media wedding turned out to be real and the viral women only artwork returns to view after supreme court win!

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It's a Welsh Thing

Tue, 04 Feb 2025 08:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about how China’s first corgi police dog loses bonus over misconduct, a woman taken to court for aggressively farting at boyfriend’s ex, and a man in Ohio accidentally buys an entire street!

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Rats on Cocaine with Scarlet Estelle

Tue, 28 Jan 2025 08:01:00 +0000

Scarlet Estelle joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how sober rats like silence but rats on cocaine prefer jazz, two inmates conceive baby despite never having met and an extinct bird re-evolved itself back into existence!

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Bonusode: More Would You Rathers and Advice #22

Thu, 23 Jan 2025 08:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty answer listener advice and play some Would You Rathers!

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All Creatures Great and Small and Weird

Tue, 21 Jan 2025 08:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about how people got snowed in at The Tan Hill Inn again, what happened to the coyote from the Chicago Aldi and the South American fox wolf with stilt legs and urine that smells like marijuana!

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Peeled Bananas

Tue, 14 Jan 2025 08:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about Tokyo’s Crush Christmas March getting cancelled, plates of peeled bananas left on a residential street, missing dog rings doorbell to let owner know it’s home and thieves return stolen rug to Madonna Inn!

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Pub Buds

Tue, 07 Jan 2025 08:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a retired couple trying to visit every pub in Australia, the world’s strongest coffee and Miller High Life’s new perfume!

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Vodka Powered Goblin Pizza

Tue, 31 Dec 2024 08:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about vodka powered robots, how Will Smith let out a fart so bad on Men in Black the set had to be evacuated for 3 hours, and Pizza Hut in China releases pizza topped with whole frog!

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1000 Ways to Invade a Home

Tue, 24 Dec 2024 08:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a man arrested for over 1000 home intrusions says it’s his hobby, man proposes to girlfriend with a piece of cheese next to a dumpster, the most mysterious song on the internet identified after 17 years and doctors warn to not sit on the toilet for more than 10 minutes!

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Bonusode: More Would You Rathers and Advice #21

Thu, 19 Dec 2024 08:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty answer listener advice and play some Would You Rathers!

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Fish Hats and Punching Pastors

Tue, 17 Dec 2024 08:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about orcas wearing dead salmon hats again, Navy officer demoted after sneaking satellite on warship to get internet, Swedish man survives in snowed in car for two months and US pastor uses his MMA skills to save church from break in!

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The Juice from Pork Shoes Tastes the Sweetest

Tue, 10 Dec 2024 08:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about an inventor who creates tear gun to shoot tears back at person who hurt her, pub sued after patron taped pork chops to their feet, robot tells AI coworkers to quit their jobs and come home and farmers rally to save world’s loneliest sheep!

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Extreme Chores Switcheroo! with Ophira Eisenberg

Tue, 03 Dec 2024 08:01:00 +0000

Ophira Eisenberg is back on Bananas! She talks with Kurt and Scotty about the sport of extreme ironing, a man wonders if he’s the asshole for spraying a teenage boy with hose after he keeps walking on his lawn and a bridesmaid surprised to find out the bride had last minute change of groom on her wedding day!

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Extreme Middling

Tue, 26 Nov 2024 08:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about why ghosts float and shimmer, a bag of Cheetos that created a huge impact on a National Park and hackers demand France electric pay ransom in baguettes!

Get tickets for Bananas Live at Bob Baker Marionette Theater in Los Angeles!

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Bonusode: More Would You Rathers and Advice #20

Thu, 21 Nov 2024 08:01:00 +0000

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Kurt and Helen’s Heaviest Pets with Chloe Radcliffe

Tue, 19 Nov 2024 08:01:00 +0000

Chloe Radcliffe is back on Bananas! She talks to Kurt and Scotty about discontinued Guinness world records, how Helen Mirren thinks it's sad Kurt Cobain died before GPS was invented, how one man sold an airport that didn’t exist, and a man discovers he's been paying someone else’s power bill for over two decades!

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Chugging Hooters Chokes on Rocks

Tue, 12 Nov 2024 08:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about how two men hooted at each other thinking each other was an owl, a man chugs 24 ounces of ranch dressing in 10 seconds, a Japanese woman subdues thief with headlock and credits anime for technique and a rock used as doorstop for decades worth over one million dollars!

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Dog Trust Funds for Dummies with Alexis Nikole Nelson

Tue, 05 Nov 2024 08:01:00 +0000

Alexis Nikole Nelson (@blackforager) joins Kurt and Scotty talk about how potatoes are better than human blood for making space bricks, woman won the lottery then dumped her boyfriend who insisted his dog needed a trust fund and scientists achieve first ever communication by two people in their sleep!

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Whoopie in Choo Choo Town with Mamrie Hart

Tue, 29 Oct 2024 07:01:00 +0000

Mamrie Hart is back on Bananas! She talks to Kurt and Scotty about a fire that burned down a brand new fire station in Germany, an amorous couple blamed for flooding train station and a paraglider spots a dog on top of a pyramid!

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Tres Conkers

Tue, 22 Oct 2024 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a woman who sued company for not getting her a farewell card finds out they did get her one but no one signed it, a man may have died without knowing he had three penises, steel nut scandal rocks World Conker Championship and hackers take over robot vacuums to chase pets around!

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Bonusode: More Would You Rathers and Advice #19

Thu, 17 Oct 2024 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty play some Would You Rathers and answer advice about how to make a backyard party more bananas and mindless hobbies to take your mind off work!

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Rigorous Raccoons

Tue, 15 Oct 2024 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scott talk about Googles AI podcast hosts that have an existential crisis, a woman’s home overrun by 100 raccoons after 3 decades of feeding them, scientific rigor proponents retract paper on benefits of scientific rigor and a robber breaks into home and cooks meal for his victim!

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Long Boi’s Long Hike

Tue, 08 Oct 2024 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a bulldog puppy who chewed owner’s toe to the bone may have saved his life, a woman beats the Appalachian Trail record, Britain’s tallest duck has gone missing and world’s oldest cheese found on 3600 year old mummies!

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Sneezing for Pesto with Blair Socci

Tue, 01 Oct 2024 07:01:00 +0000

Blair Socci returns to Bananas! She talks to Kurt and Scotty about how someone bought a Temu croissant lamp that ended up being a real croissant, a soccer player injured after a hefty sneeze, Pesto the massive penguin chick and a man receives a $1.4 million speeding ticket!

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Underwater Butt Breathin’ Undies

Tue, 24 Sep 2024 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about how the scientists who discovered mammals can breathe through their butts receive Ig Nobel prize, a man buys $395k dream home knowing it will get swallowed by ocean, a Florida man arrested after throwing pasta with sauce during road rage incident and Delta is reminding flight prospective attendants that they must wear underwear to interviews!

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Bonusode: More Would You Rathers and Advice #18

Thu, 19 Sep 2024 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty play some Would You Rathers and answer your advice about a career change and what to do when stuck on bedrest!

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Reading, Rolling, No Arithmetic

Tue, 17 Sep 2024 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a robber caught after sitting down to finish a book, start up alarmed when AI starts RickRolling clients, teacher fired after phone reveals how much Candy Crush was played during class!

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Rand McNally, What a Bunch of Assholes with Kathy Griffin

Tue, 10 Sep 2024 07:01:00 +0000

Kathy Griffin joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a jokes phone on a quiet street in DC, Macklemore brought a fan on stage during show and she totally forgot the police were looking for her and an imaginary town becomes real then not then real again!

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Dads Do Duds

Tue, 03 Sep 2024 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about over 40 dads who got pranked and show up to graduation wearing the same shirt, submarine crossing Germany by road, scientists made list of lost birds and they want us to find them and man buys billboard to find a girlfriend!

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We Support the Girls! with Dana Marlowe

Tue, 27 Aug 2024 07:01:00 +0000

Dana Marlowe joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about self driving cars honking at each other all night long, a woman who took 27 years to finish a cross stitch kit, player of claw game surprised to find live groundhog in prizes and an ancient sarcophagus used as table at beach bar for years!

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Cruisin’ for a Moosin’

Tue, 20 Aug 2024 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about how the Wienermobile has crashed, an ambulance collides with moose while responding to other moose related crash, how the FBI arrested 120 fugitives by offering them free football tickets and no charges for second grade teacher arrested after teaching drunk!

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Bonusode: Listener Advice and Confessions #17

Thu, 15 Aug 2024 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty read some confessions and give listener advice about getting into the arts, funny things to say as a train operator, what to visit in NY before leaving and choosing a new birthday!

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Sad Bear Needs a Butt Marg

Tue, 13 Aug 2024 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about how a small Georgia town goes viral from video of man drinking margarita out of a butt, $1m worth of cocaine washes up on Florida beach due to Hurricane, police urge people to stop taking selfies with depressed black bear, a woman arrested for a DUI after police 160 beer cans in her car and a woman with red and blue lights on her car not sure why other drivers are pulling over!

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Husband of MI6 Agent Graduates with Kenice Mobley

Tue, 06 Aug 2024 07:01:00 +0000

Kenice Mobley joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how a study reveals people’s faces evolve to match their names, a man coughed and sneezed at breakfast and then his colon fell out, German zoo frees tiny lynx that kept trying to escape and a man graduates 41 years after being denied ceremony because of a parrot problem!

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Ridin' Gators! with Einat Admony

Tue, 30 Jul 2024 07:01:00 +0000

Einat Admony joins Kurt and Scotty talk about how CBP officers seize drugs from same person at the same airport one week later, nearly half airplane noise complaints in Australia came from one person, the LA park that let children ride alligators and one restaurant that is operating under 70 different names!

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Bonusode: More Would You Rathers and Advice #16

Thu, 25 Jul 2024 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty answer listener advice about reducing stress after work, play some Would You Rathers and listen to some confessions!

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Pickles, Picassos, and a Donkey

Tue, 23 Jul 2024 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a museum hangs a Picasso painting in the toilet, a New Zealand woman sues partner for not taking her to airport, British spies used semen as invisible ink during WWI, missing pet donkey found living with wild elk and Portland Pickles are the first sports team to sell weed products!

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Nectarine Hand Grenades with Tess Barker

Tue, 16 Jul 2024 07:01:00 +0000

Tess Barker joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a French woman who learned to fly a helicopter then broke her husband out of prison, Canadian walking her dog finds 40 rotisserie chickens in woods and how the 1904 marathon became the weirdest sports event!

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Prison Fishin’

Tue, 09 Jul 2024 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about Parisians threatening to poop in the Seine to protest sewage in river, missing hiker found alive after spending 10 days in Santa Cruz mountains, how a fish became prison currency, and how an Only Fans model saved a customer's life!

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Adult Dinners with Clare O'Kane

Tue, 02 Jul 2024 07:01:00 +0000

Clare O’Kane joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about an AI photo contest winner disqualified because the photo was real, a woman fell into quicksand at a beach, a diner bans customers under 30 and the big nude boat!

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BANANASFEST IS HAPPENING!

Tue, 25 Jun 2024 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about how Chicago news aired anatomically correct Cubs mascot image, couples who have cheap weddings have happier marriages, dozens gather watch to sharpening of giant number 2 pencil and a real estate agent accidentally burns down 2 million dollar property right before the open house!

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Bonusode: More Would You Rathers and Advice #15

Thu, 20 Jun 2024 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty play some Would You Rathers and answer listener advice about coming up with a lie about America and how to respond to being recognized in public!

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Magnet Fishing for Gold Toilets with Avital Ash

Tue, 18 Jun 2024 07:01:00 +0000

Avital Ash is back on Bananas! She joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a NYC couple finding a safe with $100k inside while magnet fishing, remote Amazon tribe hooked on porn thanks to Starlink, cockroach causes woman to crash car and four charged after solid gold toilet is stolen from Winston Churchill’s birthplace!

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Sting Ray Sex Secrets with Sona Movsesian

Tue, 11 Jun 2024 07:01:00 +0000

Sona Movsesian joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about what is going on with Charlotte the sting ray, drones dropping sex toys on traffic lights in an Oklahoma town and Australians have accidentally been eating a fish unknown to science!

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The Many Facets of Buc-ee's

Tue, 04 Jun 2024 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about AI telling pregnant women to eat rocks and drink alcohol, a woman who thought the rapture was about to happen and left huge tip then tried to get it back, the porn chancellor speaks and a service duck kicked out of Buc-ee's for life!

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I Will Not Hide My Boat

Tue, 28 May 2024 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about an Only Fans model who flashed the Dublin to NYC portal and got it shut down, a postal worker drives 100 mph racing a Mustang, a dog too friendly for police steals hearts during Taiwan earthquake rescue, free wine hidden in small print claimed after three months, and a man gets painting of boat on fence after being told to hide the boat!

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Cousin Husband and The Bear with Megan Gailey

Tue, 21 May 2024 07:01:00 +0000

Megan Gailey returns to Bananas! She joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a woman who caused car crashes all around Boston and tried to drive into Fenway, a woman contemplated divorce after finding out her husband was her cousin, Hertz charges Tesla renter for gas and won’t back down, and a tourist mauled by a brown bear after rolling down window to take selfie with it!

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Bonusode: More Would You Rathers and Advice #14

Thu, 16 May 2024 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty play more Would You Rather and give advice about having time off of work and a sign off name for emails and letters!

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Cat Ship and Sign Life

Tue, 14 May 2024 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a missing cat found thousands of miles away from home in an Amazon return box, a California home with meth lab goes on sale for $1.5 million, man buys Cartier earrings for $14 after glitch, someone keeps pooping on headstones at Dearborn cemetery, a woman found living in a Family Fair sign and French bakers claim world’s longest baguette!

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400 Catfishin Cheeseballs with Rachel Feinstein

Tue, 07 May 2024 07:01:00 +0000

Rachel Feinstein joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a mom who accidentally invited over 400 guests to her daughter's birthday party, a woman who got catfished by a restaurant and a cheeseball man who drew a massive New York City crowd!

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The Mystery of the Georgian Sex Dominoes with Kate Willett

Tue, 30 Apr 2024 07:01:00 +0000

Kate Willett joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a grandma that held plank pose for 4.5 hours to break world record, unmarried brothers looking for an heir to inherit their cuckoo clocks, an ex-Cal Trans employee charged with building homes in train tunnels, a Georgia couple who says moving company stole all their sex dominos, and an Ohio man who says he lost 3.1 pounds eating only Skyline chili for a week!

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Relentless Moisture with Jess McHugh

Tue, 23 Apr 2024 07:01:00 +0000

Jess McHugh joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about Czechia banning music that is too fast or too slow, Lala the penguin who loves to shop, how Pavarotti used to keep secret caches of pasta on sides of stage, a TV news station that accidentally aired man’s testicles during eclipse coverage, and how billions of cicadas are about to invade America!

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Would You Rather Bonusode with Lisa Magid

Thu, 18 Apr 2024 07:01:00 +0000

Bananas full human, part-time employee, Lisa Magid joins Kurt and Scotty for a few rounds of Would You Rather and then some advice about a trash pick-up event and an outfit for Kentucky Derby party!

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Not a Seafood Tower Until You Get A Third Tier with Ashley Ray

Tue, 16 Apr 2024 07:01:00 +0000

Ashley Ray joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how endless shrimp is financially ruining Red Lobster, a trail runner who got trapped in a public smart toilet for over 10 minutes, a porch pirate who dressed as a trash bag to steal packages and a man stung on testicles by scorpion while sleeping in hotel room bed!

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Cat Stories and So Much More

Tue, 09 Apr 2024 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a Peruvian soccer player named Osama Vinladen, getting rid of library late fees with pictures of cats, a mountain lion that shut down school turned out to be a fat cat eating rat and a woman marries her AI boyfriend based on all her exes!

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Toy Cars and Earth Sandwiches

Tue, 02 Apr 2024 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about two women who are attempting to drive 500 miles in a toy car, a man who robbed a bank and then felt bad and turned himself in, a dad arrested after calling the police 18 times to complain about his son’s homework and an Earth sandwich made by two men 20,000 kilometers apart!

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Pitbull’s Grannie Light

Tue, 26 Mar 2024 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who took the longest time to run a marathon, a Missouri museum breaks world record for wearing underwear as hats, NY man’s pet alligator has been seized after 34 years and he wants him back and how to eat like Pitbull!

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Bonusode: Bananas Advice #12

Thu, 21 Mar 2024 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty give listener advice about not offending men and pranking bosses!

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Shivle Me Elmo with Claudia Doumit

Tue, 19 Mar 2024 07:01:00 +0000

Claudia Doumit joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a woman who lost her insurance claim after being pictured throwing a Christmas tree, an Australian man arrested for a second time for drunk driving when he drove to police station to complain about first arrest, marijuana munching rats invade police station and a man who drove off a PCH cliff and lived!

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Naked Men No More

Tue, 12 Mar 2024 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about Japan’s naked man festival ending, the pine tree on Maine’s license plates, how an eavesdropping husband made over a million dollars while listening to his wife’s work calls, AI does math better if it pretends it’s on Star Trek and a Glamping site told to close after loud sex noises and bad singing bothered neighbors!

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Planes, Manes, and Audubon Spies with Laci Mosley

Tue, 05 Mar 2024 08:01:00 +0000

Laci Mosley joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a Chinese spy pigeon released from bird lock up, a stowaway who flew from Denmark to LAX without a passport and a man who made a Chewbacca suit from 45 bags of hair extensions!

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Weiner Dog Warriors with Pepperoni Swords

Tue, 27 Feb 2024 08:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about wiener dog bones found under Rome’s Colosseum, a woman reported missing who was stuck in a ski gondola overnight, NYC man who tried to steal a hotel and pepperoni vandalism at a New Jersey home!

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Woof Hoofhoof with Catherine McCafferty

Tue, 20 Feb 2024 08:01:00 +0000

Catherine McCafferty joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a falcon sex hat, a baby found alive in a tree after being sucked up by a tornado, ChatGPT candy hearts and a frugal man who left his town millions of dollars they didn’t know he had!

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Bonusode: Bananas Advice #11

Thu, 15 Feb 2024 08:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty give listens advice about graduation ideas, dealing with a condescending boss, knitting ideas, how to trick someone for a surprise party and dealing with a homophobic co-worker!

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Philly Jesus and the Polar Hole with Laurie Kilmartin

Tue, 13 Feb 2024 08:01:00 +0000

Laurie Kilmartin joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about who tried to break the world record by building the Eiffel Tower with matchsticks and used the wrong matchsticks, a museum visitor who was injured after discovering a dot on the floor was actually a hole, Philly Jesus returns as a Lyft driver and a taxidermy polar bear stolen from a ski resort!

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Funky Cheese And Stanleys, Please!

Tue, 06 Feb 2024 08:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a woman who was arrested after stealing $2.5k worth of Stanley Cups, a man who sued women for badmouthing him on dating sites and was then arrested for tax fraud, a scientist who played music to cheese and Captain Sully Sullenberger’s safety advice not being carried out!

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Kum & Gone

Tue, 30 Jan 2024 08:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a woman who had her driveway stolen, vibrating pills that give the feeling of fullness, how Hulk Hogan helped rescue girl from an overturned car, Kum and Go name going away, a fallen tree limb that fell in a man's toilet, how a knife necklace may have played a role in man’s death and a dolphin with thumbs!

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Two Dogs, a Hot Priest, and a Naked Man Walk into a Bass Pro Shop with Andy Iwancio

Tue, 23 Jan 2024 08:01:00 +0000

Andy Iwancio is back on Bananas to talk about two stray dogs that caused $250k worth of damage at a car dealership, a man that stripped down and jumped into the fish tank at a Bass Pro Shop, a woman granted permission to remove sperm from her dead husband and how Andrew Scott halted theater performance after theatergoer took out a laptop to send an email!

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Bonusode: Bananas Advice #10

Thu, 18 Jan 2024 08:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty give listener advice about survivor campsite challenges, being a loud sneezer, birthday party ideas, 10 year high school reunion ideas and wedding reception ideas!

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Live from Philadelphia

Tue, 16 Jan 2024 08:01:00 +0000

It’s Bananas live from Philadelphia! Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who had a tree growing in his lungs, a thief that stole a shop-vac filled with hornets and how almost half of American men think they can land a passenger plane!

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Scotty's Gettin' Pettin’

Tue, 09 Jan 2024 08:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about New Year's Eve partiers who tried to celebrate twice but ended up in the wrong year, a Chinese chess champion’s poop scandal, a police department aware of a situation with guinea pigs at an apartment building and the 13-year-old gamer who became the first person to beat Tetris!

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Granny Got Twins with Blair Socci

Tue, 02 Jan 2024 08:01:00 +0000

Blair Socci joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a 70 year old woman who gave birth to twins, a Georgia woman that accidentally paid $7k for a Subway sandwich, a woman busted for shoplifting during a shop with a cop event and a Swedish cross country skier that freezes his penis again!

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Bonusode: Bananas Advice #9

Thu, 21 Dec 2023 08:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty give listener advice about dealing with a hard year, being comfortable while trying to make new friends, a roommate who puts the toilet paper on the wrong way, an assistant principal dealing with bathroom problems at school and ideas for a weekly radio show!

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Birds, Breads, and Break-ups with Danny and Kate Tamberelli

Tue, 19 Dec 2023 08:01:00 +0000

Danny and Kate Tamberelli join Kurt and Scotty to talk about a couple that sued after their love insurance policy failed, a scientist who wore a bird mask to gain trust of birds and failed miserably and a garlic bread factory that burned down!

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Live from Baltimore with Jessica Henkin

Tue, 12 Dec 2023 08:01:00 +0000

It's Bananas live from Baltimore! Jessica Henkin joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about was modern art a CIA psyop, doctors using breast implants after vaping destroyed lungs, a Japanese parody religion invented to give people excuse to say no to things and a sloshed man accused of faking bear attack!

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Furry Hackers And Potato Snackers with Lisa Gilroy

Tue, 05 Dec 2023 08:01:00 +0000

Lisa Gilroy joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a US Nuke reactor lab hit by furry hackers, an ultra runner banned after using a car during a race, a satanic abortion clinic named after Justice Alito and a man who ate 5 pounds of potato salad!

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Live from Brooklyn with V Spehar

Tue, 28 Nov 2023 08:01:00 +0000

It's Bananas live from Brooklyn! V Spehar joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a fake lawyer who won all 26 cases he tried, a New Zealand town plagued by drivers blasting Celine Dion late at night and how 10% of the internet is encrypted via lava lamps!

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Deck the Yard with Bullseye Folly with Leah Rudick

Tue, 21 Nov 2023 08:01:00 +0000

Leah Rudick joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a porch pirate who was arrested for stealing neighbor's entire front porch, a man who bit a crocodile during attack, a naked opera singer with a bow and arrow who went on a rampage and 10 and 11 year old siblings who stole their moms car and drove 200 miles!

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Bonusode: Bananas Advice #8

Thu, 16 Nov 2023 08:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty give listeners advice about dealing with a hard year, being comfortable in a social setting while trying to make new friends, a roommate who puts the toilet paper on the wrong way, an assistant principal dealing with bathroom problems at school and ideas for a weekly radio show!

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Hogs, Cocks, Horses and Cars

Tue, 14 Nov 2023 08:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a horse that joined a cycling race and won, an Uber driver who leaves a stolen car running for three weeks to avoid payments, a Russian woman who has 22 children at age of of 26, how scientists have discovered a new Antarctica accent, the new owner of the Cock on a Stick stall and wild pig like animals that are tearing up golf courses!

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Coin Flippin' Homewreckers with McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon

Tue, 07 Nov 2023 08:01:00 +0000

McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon join Kurt and Scotty to talk about how female frogs fake their own death to avoid male attention, a Kiwi filmmaker who sold used sex toys to raise money for their film, a woman who returned from vacation to find her home demolished by mistake and how coin tosses are not 50/50!

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Winnie The Pooh and The Very Terrible Alligator Orgy with Jameela Jamil

Tue, 31 Oct 2023 17:39:15 +0000

Jameela Jamil joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how a low flying helicopter sparked a massive alligator orgy, a Nebraska man recovering after being hit by a deer while bicycling with his pet parrot, a fourth grade class that accidentally saw the Winnie the Pooh slasher movie and a man who planted 1.2 million sunflowers to surprise his wife!

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Be Like Bryce

Tue, 24 Oct 2023 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about how Amazon let urine be sold as energy drink, a man who was arrested after faking a heart attack to avoid paying a restaurant bill 20 times and the time the Titanic movie crew and cast was drugged with PCP spiked chowder!

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Bonusode: Bananas Advice #7

Thu, 19 Oct 2023 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty answer listener advice about moving to Colorado, wedding ideas, a husband who talks too much, making time for hobbies and team building ideas!

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Live from Atlanta with Laurel Bristow

Tue, 17 Oct 2023 07:01:00 +0000

Laurel Bristow joins Kurt and Scotty for a live podcast in Atlanta! They talk masked boot girls that are freeing booted cars all over Atlanta, a journalist who named her baby Methamphetamine Rules to test naming rules and sheep that devoured over 600 pounds of cannabis!

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Bonin' in the Boneyard

Tue, 10 Oct 2023 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about how all the pandas in the US are set to return to China, Suffolk police request railings on tombstones to stop sexual activities, the world's largest toothpaste collection, and a baby beaver born in London for first time in 400 years!

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Bananas Live From Raleigh

Tue, 03 Oct 2023 07:01:00 +0000

It's Bananas live from Raleigh, North Carolina! Kurt and Scotty talk about that mystery of a 9 foot hot dog that leaves truckers perplexed, a woman who got stuck in an outhouse toilet after trying to retrieve her Apple Watch, a federal agency dropping an album about safety tips and a teenager who broke the jump roping record!

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Bonusode: Bananas Advice #6

Thu, 28 Sep 2023 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty give listeners advice about ideas to lighten moods, a dog’s bucket list, what to name a baby, how to rehearse performances and how to deal with co-workers who wear too strong body spray!

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Cotton Eyed Joe and The Drifter

Tue, 26 Sep 2023 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a group of friends who took over Nashville hotel after no employees show up, a driving instructor that drove through a window at a learn to drive facility, a fifth grade school teacher who handed out inappropriate work, and tennis players left confused after Cotton Eye Joe blasts during middle of tennis match!

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Death by 1000 Poses

Tue, 19 Sep 2023 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a yoga class being mistaken for a mass murder, 24 extremely local cryptids, how MichaelSoft Bimbos was an actual computer store in Japan and a woman with two wombs who gave birth twice a month apart!

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Bonusode: Bananas Advice #5

Thu, 14 Sep 2023 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty give listeners advice about lying about your job, what to call your mom’s boyfriend, how to transition to college life, a client that is late and drunk to their hair appointment, how to be honest with a friend that their jokes aren’t funny and getting songs stuck in your head!

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Rihanna’s Kitty Capsule

Tue, 12 Sep 2023 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about how scientists opened a 195 year old time capsule and found nothing inside, a 19 year old who biked from Alaska to Argentina, magic ink tattoos and a feline themed Civil War museum!

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Bonnie, Beth, and Buddies with Beth Stelling

Tue, 05 Sep 2023 07:01:00 +0000

Beth Stelling joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a cow who escaped slaughter and lived with a deer family, a man who found $5k and was charged with theft, scientists recreating dreams using brain scans and a dad that drove 17 hours to get his family to Disneyworld and didn’t even step foot into the park!

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Wounds Over My Hammy with Maria Bamford

Tue, 29 Aug 2023 07:01:00 +0000

Maria Bamford joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who learned to live with the fact that a pigeon is living on his head, why more people call in sick on August 24 than any other day, midwesterners learning that butter cows aren’t made from all butter and a couple suing Eataly after slipping on ham ruined their relationship!

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Birds, Bathtubs, and Burgers

Tue, 22 Aug 2023 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a woman who was outside when a snake fell on her and then both were attacked by hawk, a man on an inflatable swan rescued three times in one week, the story of a Michigan man accepting a $5 bet to cross Lake Michigan in a bathtub and a couple who got married at White Castle to thank the chain for feeding the bride when she was an unhoused teen!

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Bonusode: What's In a Name?

Thu, 17 Aug 2023 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty answer listener advice about spiting a mean teenage daughter, how to deal with a long car ride, what to do in America when visiting from Australia, how to deal with a co-worker who asks too many questions and ideas for a last name reveal party!

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Hamburger in Paradise

Tue, 15 Aug 2023 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about how cocaine dumped off coast could have crazy consequences if sharks eat it, firefighter rescue worker swept away in storm drain, a family’s Great Wolf Lodge trip soiled after finding dirty diaper in game night box, the Times Square Margaritaville already at risk of closing and scientists calling for further research into sex in space!

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Splitty in the City #2 with Lauren Cook

Tue, 08 Aug 2023 07:01:00 +0000

It's Bananas live at the Elysian Theater for the second annual Splitty in the City! Kurt and Scotty are joined by Lauren Cook to talk about an embarrassing list of goals found on lost phone in an Australian ski resort, a couple on a hunger strike over pickleball noise, an Oregon mom who broke the record for largest breast milk donation and the story of Preserved Fish!

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Bonusode: Bananas Advice #2

Thu, 03 Aug 2023 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty give advice about two f*ckboys being friends with each other, what to do in New Orleans, being too horny while getting hormone therapy, how to claim weights at the gym, not wanting to go to brother’s wedding, and more!

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Bee the Eyeball with Julie Baker

Tue, 01 Aug 2023 07:01:00 +0000

Julie Baker (@andjuliebaker) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about the abandoned theme park where employees still show up for work everyday, the most painful spot to get stung by a bee, Taco Tuesday being given back to the people and an airline passenger who has flown 23 million miles!

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Labradoodoo

Tue, 25 Jul 2023 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about the man who invented the labradoodle and says it’s his life regret, a Florida Japanese restaurant closing after meth was found in soy sauce, Ikea wants pregnant women to pee on an advertisement for a discount, the volleyball Wilson from Castaway sold for $308k, the curious case of mirken, a man that stole a backhoe to make his flight and grandparents racing for glory at a horse track!

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Bonusode: Bananas Advice

Thu, 20 Jul 2023 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about scooters in DC, microdosing mushrooms and then answer questions about anal play, changing last name, being silly in front of others, going to trade school, and what to do with a second grade class!

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The Florida Flat Walker with Lily Sullivan

Tue, 18 Jul 2023 07:01:00 +0000

Lily Sullivan joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how Eastern philosophy says there is no self, a man who confronted a bride and groom at their wedding about why there was no alcohol, the police being called for a fight over duck, woman found alive in her car after getting stuck in the mud, and a Florida man who climbs to the highest points in America’s flattest state!

This episode was recorded before the SAG-AFTRA strike.

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Welcome to Time with Roz Hernandez

Tue, 11 Jul 2023 07:01:00 +0000

Roz Hernandez joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a Harvard professor of truth who was accused of falsifying data, how people's ages are changing in South Korea, a new record set for the fastest trip on entirety of NYC subway system and an Illinois funeral home that has a miniature golf course under it!

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TLC Presents Yeastie the Yogurt Mascot

Tue, 04 Jul 2023 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about Felicia the diaper wearing ferret who was sent into a particle accelerator for science, a Florida man who lost his arm to an alligator while peeing behind a bar, the truth behind the viral video of a person breaking through a bathroom wall and yogurt being named the official snack of New York!

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Mugs and Monsters

Tue, 27 Jun 2023 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a company that will turn loved ones remains into a coffee mug, a loch ness monster hunter that thought his job would be easier, a lost language that was saved by a parrot, how one in eight men have brought a condom to a funeral just in case, and the SFO airport welcoming a therapy cat to it’s therapy animal team!

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Lucifer’s Terrible Parents with Megan Gailey and Chris Garcia

Tue, 20 Jun 2023 07:01:00 +0000

Megan Gailey and Chris Garcia join Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who didn’t sleep for 29 hours and then raced a horse and won, British parents who won fight to name their son Lucifer, if men are going extinct and a Titanic superfan who is trying to collect 1 million Titanic VHS tapes!

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Bananas Bonusode #1: Enter the Bonusode

Thu, 15 Jun 2023 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a kid’s stressful restaurant game, a man who will pick you up instead of Uber, losing virginities, mustaches, and weird Nextdoor posts!

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Push Every Button with Novena Carmel

Tue, 13 Jun 2023 07:01:00 +0000

Novena Carmel joins Kurt and Scotty to about Norway warning citizens to stay away from Russian spy whale, a Taylor Swift fan who ate 9 hotdogs at her concert, Orcas attacking boats and a man’s hiccups who were cured by a digital rectal massage!

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Chocolate Cave Party with Ellie Kemper and Scott Eckert

Tue, 06 Jun 2023 07:01:00 +0000

Ellie Kemper and Scott Eckert join Kurt and Scotty to talk about a woman who lived in a cave for 65 days straight, an ad for party actors needed in LA, a phantom cat shaver and a woman who is desperately trying to get rid of 130k chocolate bars!

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It’s Not a Baby Unless I See a Diaper

Tue, 30 May 2023 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a bouncy house king who was jailed for burning down rival business, swimmers who found pair of teeth in the ocean and tried to find owner, woman who dressed cat as a baby to sneak drugs into resort and a man who found a ticket for using his cell phone while driving!

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Potatoes Potatoes Potatoes Potatoes

Tue, 23 May 2023 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a Disney ride shut down after a man farted on it, a woman who found snakes in the wall of her dream home, an update on the pet alligator Rambo, a cashier who used his photographic memory to steal credit card numbers and a potato monument in Boston!

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Microdosing with Rye Bread

Tue, 16 May 2023 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare coins and cashed them in at Coinstar, how Chuck-E-Cheese still uses floppy disks to run, a man who stole a school bus and put a dead deer in the back, an April Fools Joke Sarah Polley's daughter played on her and an Italian town that hallucinated for years because of bread!

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The Impastable Orgasm with Francesca Fiorentini

Tue, 09 May 2023 07:01:00 +0000

Francesca Fiorentini joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a stolen Colorado tiny house that was found in Kansas, a woman who had an orgasm at an LA Philharmonic concert, hundreds of pounds of pasta dumped in New Jersey and an insect lover who invented a device that allows him to kiss bugs!

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Finger Intercourse My Croissant with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

Tue, 02 May 2023 07:01:00 +0000

Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos join Kurt and Scotty to talk about snails on meth, a man who didn’t sleep for 264 hours, a dog who developed tail syndrome after happy day at the beach and a woman who ran off with 30 pigs!

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Live from Portland: Rubber Bosom

Tue, 25 Apr 2023 07:01:00 +0000

It's Bananas live from Portland! Kurt and Scotty talk about Koko the gorilla’s nipple fetish, drunk guests taking their clothes off and fighting at Disney Springs, a 12 year old kid who built a working nuclear reactor and a drunken party guest that stole thumb off $4.5 million terracotta warrior statue!

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Diplo and Ozzy at IHOP with Katrina Davis

Tue, 18 Apr 2023 07:01:00 +0000

Katrina Davis joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about Diplo beating Oprah’s marathon record, Ozzy Osborne giving up acid after talking to a horse for an hour, two Virginia inmates who tunneled out of prison and went to an IHOP and Anton syndrome of people who don’t know they’re blind!

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Cheese Nightmares with Jenny Zigrino

Tue, 11 Apr 2023 07:01:00 +0000

Jenny Zigrino joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a woman who called cops when she couldn't tell her twins apart, a man who ate ribs in the middle seat on a plane, a Filipino student named Drink Water that became a Gatorade Ambassador and the New Mexico Game and Fish hiring bear huggers!

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Downward Iguanas

Tue, 04 Apr 2023 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who found an Egyptian sarcophagus abandoned on the sidewalk, the museum of failure in Brooklyn, an Olympics disaster that allowed one skater to make history and a Florida man injured by a falling iguana while doing yoga!

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The Balcony Vomiter with Ivy Le

Tue, 28 Mar 2023 07:01:00 +0000

Ivy Le (FOGO: Fear Of Going Outside podcast) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about ranch dressing ice cream and Sunny D vodka, a cat who alerted rescuers to a man who fell down a waterfall, a hotel shaped like a butthole, and an apartment complex plagued by a serial balcony vomiter!

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Deliver Us From Uber

Tue, 21 Mar 2023 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about the government saying there is an alien mothership sending mini probes to Earth, mystery Uber Eats deliveries, a cemetery taking out personal ad to find local goose a mate, Sony owning a patent to yell at your TV to skip commercials, self driving cars that can re-possess themselves and an influencer who married themself and now wants a divorce!

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Meet Charlie Fromage's Sister! with Eden Dranger

Tue, 14 Mar 2023 07:01:00 +0000

Eden Dranger joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a Canadian super pig, Ezekiel the pancake eating pig who stole 2 kilos of tortillas, a micro nation inside desert with a dictator and walrus ban and a priest who temporarily died, went to hell and said Rihanna was playing in hell!

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Breast Fed Groom

Tue, 07 Mar 2023 08:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about fossilized bones of a monster bird found in New Zealand, a New York alligator captured in Prospect Park, A.I. being as smart as pigeons and a bride who found her groom being breast fed by his mother before their wedding!

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The Great Sea Cat Egg Heist of Twin City Laundry

Tue, 28 Feb 2023 08:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about whether sea cats had passports, a man who stole 200k Cadbury eggs, baseball twins who aren’t related and a man who lives in old laundry mat!

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Laugh and a Tail Wag with Ophira Eisenberg

Tue, 21 Feb 2023 08:01:00 +0000

Ophira Eisenberg (comedian, author, podcaster) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about the first nude ever sent, Montreal’s number one restaurant on Trip Advisor and how female dogs judge their owners when they make mistakes!

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Drugs, Death and Condom Bananas

Tue, 14 Feb 2023 08:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a pigeon caught in a prison yard wearing a tiny backpack of meth, a 14 year old who has been sleeping outside for over 1000 days, a woman who wanted a giant penis on her grave, surgeons extracting condom wrapped banana from inside a man and dancers flash mobbing a funeral with Another One Bites The Dust!

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Polaroid Bear

Tue, 07 Feb 2023 08:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a bear that took hundreds of selfies on trail cam, a woman who avoided paying for groceries for 2 years, when Cleveland released 1.5 million balloons and 2 men died and two 100 year old pen pals who still writing to each other!

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Man-Dog Walks into a Strip Club with a Suitcase Full of Meat with Nina Tarr

Tue, 31 Jan 2023 08:01:00 +0000

Nina Tarr joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who spent $15k to become a dog, a man arrested after stealing a suitcase full of meat, the Indiana DMV rejecting license plates and a man who used his company credit card to spend $300k at a strip club.

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Carrot Boy 4eva with Monica Barbaro

Tue, 24 Jan 2023 08:01:00 +0000

Monica Barbaro (Top Gun) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a husband who forgot his wife after a toilet break on a road trip, a Dutch supermarket with a slow lane for lonely seniors and a Reddit post about holding a grudge over being called carrot boy in grade school!

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Phineas Taylor Cruiser

Tue, 17 Jan 2023 08:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a Space X engineer quitting to make a pizza robot, a drunk man who pooped on his own car during a sobriety test, a robotic mouth that chants A.I. prayers, aman who has eaten mac and cheese for lunch and dinner for 17 years!

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Thor’s Touching Himself

Tue, 10 Jan 2023 08:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a British town that canceled fireworks for a walrus, German police that chased a Tesla on autopilot, the Chilean protest dog, a couple that has been camping only 11 minutes from their home for years and the Anchorage parking fairies.

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Bad Friend Confessions Minisode

Thu, 05 Jan 2023 08:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about how John Mulaney made someone realize they are bi, hooking up with a friend’s ex-boyfriends, scratching a boss’s car, reporting a friend for copyright infringement and putting hot sauce in a roommates lotion!

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Live from Minneapolis

Tue, 03 Jan 2023 08:01:00 +0000

It's Bananas live from Minneapolis! Kurt and Scotty talk about a goat that loves punk rock, a woman charged $8k after rental car company claimed she drove 3x the circumference of the earth, an ice age bison and a man surviving at sea by holding on to soccer ball!

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Bananas After Dark with Lauren Cook #2

Tue, 27 Dec 2022 08:01:00 +0000

It's another Bananas After Dark with Lauren Cook! Lauren joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who took 40,000 ecstasy pills over 9 years, a husband’s strange reaction to his sister in law’s pregnancy announcement, a man catfishing a police officer and convincing him to hand over his patrol car, a Mickey Mouse statue with lobster claws and man who had to have his testicles removed after they were making a hissing noise!

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Short Tongue Surprise Minisode

Thu, 22 Dec 2022 08:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty read listener confessions about making out with a guy with a short tongue, pretending to be a secret admirer to get back at a friend and breaking a friend’s ceramics projects in class!

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The Bee That Loved Rotisserie Chicken with Allison Miller

Tue, 20 Dec 2022 08:01:00 +0000

Allison Miller (A Million Little Things) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who ate 40 chickens in 40 days, a Blockbuster themed bar, a school bus driver who took kids to Connecticut instead of Rhode Island, the young scientist award, a man who figured out how many cans of Spaghetti-o’s is needed to write Lord of the Rings!

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All Roads Lead to Busted Toilets with Danielle Henderson

Tue, 13 Dec 2022 08:01:00 +0000

Danielle Henderson returns to Bananas! She chats with Kurt and Scotty about a 33 mile road being stolen, armpit sex at BYU, a man driving into Japan’s oldest toilet and a bag-gate scandal in cornhole!

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Car Camp Martyr Minisode

Thu, 08 Dec 2022 08:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty read listener confessions about making a friend sleep outside when there wasn’t enough room in car and buying a puzzle from charity shop that didn’t have enough pieces and still gifting it!

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Speed Cheese with Atsuko Okatsuka

Tue, 06 Dec 2022 08:01:00 +0000

Atsuko Okatsuka returns to the Bananas podcast to talk with Kurt and Scotty about history’s original Florida man, a woman suing Velveeta, a man who was fired for not being fun at work and brothers running for mayor against each other!

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Hot Tamale!

Tue, 29 Nov 2022 08:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a lyrebird that mimics the evacuation sound at zoo, the Texas couple who thinks house is haunted by sexual ghosts, a water slide catching on fire, the first Filipino to visit every country in the world and an attorney who fought helmet laws dies in motorcycle crash while not wearing helmet!

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Confession Yard Sale Minisode

Thu, 24 Nov 2022 08:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty read listener confessions about not knowing the Pacific Ocean has salt in it, copying a friend's art project and winning an award, throwing a dead turtle out the car window, scamming neighbors into giving money for Model UN and being a below average taster!

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Tongue Paint The Beaver with Chloe Radcliffe

Tue, 22 Nov 2022 08:01:00 +0000

Chloe Radcliffe (comedian) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man painting a beaver with his tongue, Wendy’s workers messing with railroad tracks to slow down business, scientists trying to teach robots to laugh at the right time and a person throwing a steak out the window at a dinner party!

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Talkin' Turkey with Georgia Hardstark

Tue, 15 Nov 2022 08:01:00 +0000

Georgia Hardstark returns to the Bananas podcast! She joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about the fake Mr. Bean that caused a rift between Pakistan and Zimbabwe, a woman stopped in airport security while wearing a butt-plug containing her boyfriend’s ashes, a person who purchased a wild owl at a gas station and how Justin Bieber is afraid of Judge Judy!

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Smoking in the Library Minisode

Thu, 10 Nov 2022 08:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty read listener stories and confessions about protesting to allow smoking in the library in college and eating the top off a baguette at the store!

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Irish Sausage Vespa Parrot with Cristen Conger

Tue, 08 Nov 2022 08:01:00 +0000

Cristen Conger (Unladylike podcast) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about bratwurst-gate, an online post to trade parrot for Vespa, Irish dance cheating allegations and a customer suing Barilla pasta!

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Whoopsie Kidnappie!

Tue, 01 Nov 2022 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a babysitter who accidentally took two year old neighbor on vacation, a pregnant firefighter that helped car crash victim before giving birth, drama with fat bear week and cans of urine being sold outside Tate Museum!

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Bad Fart Boyfriend Minisode

Thu, 27 Oct 2022 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty read your stories and confessions about a brother who was low on potassium, blaming bad farts on boyfriend, sharting while hiding and accidentally tagging yourself on someones social posts!

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Live From Asbury Park

Tue, 25 Oct 2022 07:01:00 +0000

It's Bananas live from Asbury Park! Kurt and Scotty talk about dolphins recognizing friends by tasting their piss, a naked couple having oral sex and crashed into a FedEx truck, the Japanese titles for the Fast and Furious movies and a Welsh man drinking in 56 pubs in 24 hours!

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Screaming Good Time with Steph Tolev

Tue, 18 Oct 2022 07:01:00 +0000

Steph Tolev joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about an orchestra audience waking up screaming, King Charles hiring a piper to wake him up everyday, a food delivery robot rolling through crime scene and baby puffins being thrown off cliffs in Iceland!

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Borken and Krauted Minisode

Thu, 13 Oct 2022 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty read your stories and confessions about responding to free pearl necklace ad on Craigslist, a typo in a breakup past, getting revenge on cheating a boyfriend and being in a cab that hit a mystery substance!

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Pumpkin Spiced Bananas with Alison Rosen

Tue, 11 Oct 2022 07:01:00 +0000

Alison Rosen returns to the podcast to talk with Kurt and Scotty about how dudes only play heavy metal to impress other dudes, police being called for screaming only to find a man working out, a pumpkin spice engagement ring and snack chips that are supposed to help millennials get laid!

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Loud Walls and Dead Guffaws

Tue, 04 Oct 2022 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty tell stories about an alarm clock ringing inside a wall for 19 years, a woman having the last laugh at her own funeral, a table of restaurant patrons that made the waiter question reality and a runaway chimpanzee in Ukraine!

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Confessions: Secret Friends Minisode

Thu, 29 Sep 2022 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about throwing fake bachelorette parties and sneaking into friend's house with strict parents home!

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Prairie Dog Vacuum with Lili Trifilio

Tue, 27 Sep 2022 07:01:00 +0000

Lili Trifilio of Beach Bunny joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about an 81 year old man selling his prairie dog vacuuming business, a wedding invitation that accidentally sent guests to a porn site and man who won a lying down competition!

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Manatease with Kristen Meinzer

Tue, 20 Sep 2022 07:01:00 +0000

Kristen Meinzer (podcaster, author) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about officials asking people to stay away from horny manatees, a woman who swallowed an AirPod and recorded sound from inside her stomach, the attempted murder of the Tualatin chub shrub, a man who got trapped in hydrogen balloon while trying to collect pine nuts and the greatest footballer names of all time!

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A Hand Job to Remember Minisode

Thu, 15 Sep 2022 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty ready your confessions about giving pizza to random guy on street for weeks and a hand job gone wrong!

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Pony Up to the Bar with Lizzy Cooperman

Tue, 13 Sep 2022 07:01:00 +0000

Lizzy Cooperman (comedian, Lizzy Cooperman's In Your Hands podcast) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about when the Price is Right gave elephants as prizes, a nationwide competition to boost alcohol consumption in Japan, a pony mayor getting barred from local bar and a couple arrested for having sex on Cedar Point ferris wheel!

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Butt Cups and Memory Olympics with Mo Welch

Tue, 06 Sep 2022 07:01:00 +0000

Mo Welch (comedian, artist) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about AI writing news articles, strange name associations, a snake that bites a 2 year old girl who then bites the snake back and how people on average tell 4 lies a day!

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Confessions: Secret Fear Minisode

Thu, 01 Sep 2022 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about not using a gifted telescope out of fear of seeing an alien, lying to parents about summer school, lying to parents about sleeping at a friends house and being afraid of butterflies!

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Kurt’s Pizza Registry

Tue, 30 Aug 2022 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty tell stories about a Chilean man who is accidentally paid 286% his normal salary resigns and disappears, a man forced to use a British accident to navigate his rental car, the Domino’s Pizza wedding registry and a man waking up in sleeper train to find it never left station!

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Splitty in the City with Cristela Alonzo

Tue, 23 Aug 2022 07:01:00 +0000

It's Bananas live from LA! Cristela Alonzo joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about scientists milking mice, a man who hasn’t stopped farting since eating ham roll, a family fearing for their safety after being targeted by seagulls and a quarterback who eats bananas with peels on and drinks coffee with mayonnaise!

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The Shield for Wind Minisode

Thu, 18 Aug 2022 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty read your stories and learning ASL and lying to parents about being hit by a car!

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Chin Up, Tony Pizza!

Tue, 16 Aug 2022 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about why humans are the only animals with chins, calling a girlfriend Tony Pizza, the dog lawyer, making $100k to be candy taste tester and Tom Cruise’s stolen luggage!

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The Pigs Need Our Coconut Water with Jackie Fabulous

Tue, 09 Aug 2022 07:01:00 +0000

Jackie Fabulous (@jackiefabulous) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a skydiver that was saved by fire ants, a man who thought he was constipated but actually had water bottle up his butt, coconut water being needed for pig insemination and cannabis fed chickens!

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Lying: Roomates Edition Minisode

Thu, 04 Aug 2022 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about lying roommates and more!

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Warren Beatty is Dead and Paprika Is Good: Live from Brooklyn

Tue, 02 Aug 2022 07:01:00 +0000

It's Bananas live from Brooklyn, NY! Kurt and Scotty talk about a man falling into Mount Vesuvius while trying to take a selfie, why Cheetos are banned in Germany, a message in bottle seeking a boyfriend, the medical reason you might have to put sugar on your butthole and a shirtless drunk man arrested while shoveling pasta into his mouth!

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Stick this City Up Your Butt with Sarah Marshall

Tue, 26 Jul 2022 07:01:00 +0000

Sarah Marshall (You're Wrong About podcast) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about breathing through your butthole, a Japanese worker that lost a USB stick with the entire city’s data on it, a sentient AI that hired an attorney and a man who called the police to see if he was ripped off buying meth!

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Ski Bunnies and Pee Funnies Minisode

Thu, 21 Jul 2022 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty read listener confessions and stories about peeing in the ocean and algae starting to glow, having sex on ski gondola and locking eyes with a random person, a cat that ruins a carpet when owner has sex and pretending to be allergic to things!

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Who Is Linda Skeens?

Tue, 19 Jul 2022 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about how balancing on one foot can tell you whether you will live or die, a woman who won every category at county fair but no one can find her and police pulling a python out of man’s pants after he was arrested for fighting!

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Pushin’ Peanuts Up Pepsi Mountain with V Spehar

Tue, 12 Jul 2022 07:01:00 +0000

V Spehar (@underthedesknews) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how people like other people who smell like them, a guy that spent over $8.5k a year on Pepsi, a man who is going to push peanut up a mountain with his nose and the world’s most expensive bath!

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Hook Up Confessions Minisode

Thu, 07 Jul 2022 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty read confessions about Read matching with someone you already hooked up with and falling on a hike on a date!

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Cornbread and Skeeter

Tue, 05 Jul 2022 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about turning celebrities into lab grown salami, how drinking coffee before shopping can make you spend more money, an update on Jonathan the oldest tortoise to have ever lived, a family who’s roof was removed by contractor they didn’t hire and an update on the woman who sued Geico for getting STD while having sex in a car!

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Live From Denver

Tue, 28 Jun 2022 07:01:00 +0000

It's Bananas live from Denver! Kurt and Scotty talk about a scientist that accidentally made a vicious mutant attack hamster, Disney ruining a proposal, the Arizona penis man and a fish that jumped into a man’s mouth and throat and lodged itself there!

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My Dog Ate My Marriage Minisode

Thu, 23 Jun 2022 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty read your stories and confessions about vets finding underwear in dogs stomachs that reveals affairs, hiding a burger from wife so she wouldn’t eat it and never paying taxes!

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Sexy Talking Dust Bin with Courtney Pauroso

Tue, 21 Jun 2022 07:01:00 +0000

Courtney Pauroso joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a rodent that disintegrates from having too much sex, a stag party that got stranded in Amsterdam, a rabbit that climbs mountains and sexy talking trash cans in Sweden!

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The Nedja Episode with Mitra Jouhari

Tue, 14 Jun 2022 07:01:00 +0000

Mitra Jouhari (Three Busy Debras, Big Mouth) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a woman who tried her first real meal after eating nothing but potato chips for 23 years, a bartender who found an ATM glitch and blew $1.6 million, an update on the people who changed their name to Salmon for free sushi and the story of Staff Sergeant Reckless!

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Beaver and Jellybean Minisode

Thu, 09 Jun 2022 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty read a listener about their mom's eventful trip to the zoo as a child!

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We've Got Bubbles

Tue, 07 Jun 2022 07:01:00 +0000

It's Bananas After Dark! Kurt and Scotty talks about a Korean kid's game called Poop Needle, a man who stole a lawn mover and cut the victim’s grass, nuking the moon and a woman who gave birth at a Metallica concert!

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Live from Vancouver

Tue, 31 May 2022 07:01:00 +0000

It's Bananas live from Vancouver, Canada! Kurt and Scotty talk about a woman that brought a wild bobcat into her house, how a falling meatball caused a student to fail a test, a Spanish driver that ate hash cakes and a woman who had a drinking glass in her bladder for 4 years!

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Vacations from Heck Minisode

Thu, 26 May 2022 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty read listener confessions about peeing in sibling's beds while they slept, hanging up the phone while dad was trying to book a hotel and a man that fell off a cruise ship.

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Crypto Toilet

Tue, 24 May 2022 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a toilet that turns human feces into crypto, the 13 most fascinating festivals, a senior citizen that stole a jacket from an art museum, a McDonalds customer that was fined for eating his food at Starbucks and how Walden Pond is being killed by urine!

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Yard Sale!

Tue, 17 May 2022 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about how Nebraska got it’s own Navy, a soccer player fired after farting too much, fish causing the ocean to move when they have sex, holy water spiked seltzer, a flamingo on the loose in Texas, the speed texting record, Nissan creating it’s new car smell and the Harry Potter broomstick toy that might be a vibrator!

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I Got Away With It Minisode

Thu, 12 May 2022 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty read listener stories and confessions about a store clerk who didn’t know what a banana was, stealing money from mom for sweets, being a secret alcoholic and getting sober and pretending to have pinkeye to get out of work!

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Live from the Aladdin Theater

Tue, 10 May 2022 07:01:00 +0000

It's Bananas live from the Aladdin Theater in Portland! Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who almost lost his penis after pubic hair cut off circulation, a man who snorkeled into a music festival, an Australian paraglider who landed and was immediately punched by kangaroo and how Jeff Koons is sending sculptures to the moon!

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Paraglidin' Lions with Katie Notopoulos

Tue, 03 May 2022 07:01:00 +0000

Katie Notopoulos (technology reporter for Buzzfeed) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about Dallas getting Rick-Rolled by a massive QR code, pizza shop workers that took down a robber only to realize it was their former boss, giving lions oxytocin and a man who got his nose broken when a paraglider crashed into him!

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Lock Your Doors Minisode

Thu, 28 Apr 2022 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about bad neighbors!

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Granny Pepsi Pancake

Tue, 26 Apr 2022 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a college student who demanded an airplane from Pepsi, how most people can't name all their grandparents, a vasectomy doctor named Dick Chopp, a man who offered free pancakes to make friends and an elderly woman who got arrested for a slow speed chase!

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Illegal Pickles with Cristela Alonzo

Tue, 19 Apr 2022 07:01:00 +0000

Cristela Alonzo (comedian, actress, writer) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a Denver man who faces felony charges over making a pickle ball court, a man who delivered his resume to companies by dressing up as a donut delivery person and a woman who allowed a baby bird to nest in her hair!

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Lots of F Bombs! Minisode

Thu, 14 Apr 2022 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty read listener confessions about tampon stealing revenge and releasing groundhogs into someone else’s garden!

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The Charlize Theron Episode with Charlize Theron

Tue, 12 Apr 2022 07:01:00 +0000

Charlize Theron joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about the wild world of experimental surgery, multiple people who fell out of a building after man fell off a nearby roof, a foul mouthed crow that befriended a school class and a woman who discovered a naked man who had been living in her trunk for 3 days!

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Welcome to Muff Fest with Natasha Leggero and Moshe Kasher

Tue, 05 Apr 2022 07:02:00 +0000

Natasha Leggero and Moshe Kasher (The Endless Honeymoon podcast) join Kurt and Scotty to talk about a vulva shaped spaceship, including wax figures of celebrities in your wedding, volunteers needed for the muff festival and a goat that helped with a police chase!

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Live From Tacoma with Jessica Dobson

Tue, 05 Apr 2022 07:01:00 +0000

It's Bananas live from Tacoma, Washington! Jessica Dobson returns to the podcast to chat with Kurt and Scotty about a man who tried to cash a 368 billion dollar check, a woman who hired Miss Bigfoot for a kids birthday party, a model school pupil who turned out to be a 30 year old imposter and a hero dog that faked rescuing children for treats!

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Rent Free Romance Minisode

Thu, 31 Mar 2022 07:02:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about person who lived with their partner and cheated with their roommate and lying about dating Chad Kroeger!

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Comfort Turkey with Zainab Johnson

Tue, 29 Mar 2022 07:00:00 +0000

Zainab Johnson (comedian, Upload) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about certain emotional support animals not being allowed to fly anymore, a church clock that was fixed with two cans of WD40, a man rescued twice in two days while hiking in Arizona, ranch dressing diamonds and how vegetables might not actually help your help!

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Bard's Birds Bonanza with Kara Klenk and Liza Treyger

Tue, 22 Mar 2022 07:00:00 +0000

Kara Klenk and Liza Treyger (That's Messed Up: An SVU Podcast) are back on Bananas to chat with Kurt and Scotty about a robot that bought ecstasy online, a man who was arrested after stealing a car and leaving it on train tracks, the story about the Shakespeare fanatic that introduced all the Bard's birds to America and a Massachusetts woman who won a trip to New Hampshire on The Price Is Right!

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Tooth Ferry Minisode

Thu, 17 Mar 2022 07:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about another incident where someone barfed out their dentures and other adventures at sea!

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Missouri Cheese Caves with Bridget Everett

Tue, 15 Mar 2022 07:00:00 +0000

Bridget Everett (Somebody Somewhere on HBO Max now) chats with Kurt and Scotty about why the US is hiding billions of pounds of cheese, a man who tried to sneak 52 lizards and snakes into the US, free rent for a walrus impersonator and a man who broke into a home, took a bath, drank a beer and left $200 for damages!

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Beggin’ for Preggin’ with Sasheer Zamata

Tue, 08 Mar 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Sasheer Zamata (SNL, Woke, Best Friends podcast) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a drunk brawl at DisneyWorld, a priest who baptized people incorrectly for years, a company that is offering people $6000 to smell their dog's poop, a kid who snuck his own book into the library and a woman who faked pregnancy for paid time off!

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Driving Off A Cliff Minisode

Thu, 03 Mar 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about laughing at a date's tattoo, breaking a gas pump, pooping in front of your significant other, a man who got out of the car to yell at another driver and his car went off a cliff, food halls in college, pretending to be an architect and fashion blogger to get into parties and faking a friends community service hours!

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Dump Dentures with Sheila Carrasco

Tue, 01 Mar 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Sheila Carrasco (Ghosts) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who gets his dentures back after losing them 11 years earlier, the internet of dongs, a cross-country Olympic skier who suffered a frozen penis and the worst Olympian ever!

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Dying For A Laugh

Tue, 22 Feb 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a ribbon cutting at the world’s smallest park, a man who pranked people at his own funeral, a bored security guard who doodled on a million dollar painting, banned baby names and the FDA dropping it’s regulation for French dressing!

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Banana Boys Want Beavers Back In Baltimore

Tue, 15 Feb 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about about how octopuses might be aliens, a veteran using fortune cookie numbers to win the lottery, a man who finds dozens of tunnels under his house and a village in Antarctica where people aren’t allowed to have their appendix!

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Donuts From Hell with Becky Lucas

Tue, 08 Feb 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Becky Lucas (comedian, The Becky and Cam Hotline podcast) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a woman with two vaginas, a woman who ate so much sushi she ended up in the hospital, Turkmenistan’s leader doing donuts next to a flaming crater, a man who survived 27 hours at sea following a tsunami and the guy who played Barney the Dinosaur’s tantric sex business!

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Double Trouble Minisode

Thu, 03 Feb 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty read listener confessions about sleeping with twin brothers, reheating chicken and falling asleep, going on a date with a porn star and parents who decided on different names for their baby!

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Freedom Robot with Taylor Tomlinson

Tue, 01 Feb 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Taylor Tomlinson (comedy, Sad in the City podcast) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a flock of pigeons abducted in NYC, a doctor who branded patients livers with initials, a vacuum robot that escaped from a Cambridge Travelodge and a man who’s job was so tedious he suffered from bore-out and sued!

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Wipe It On Us with Robby Hoffman

Tue, 25 Jan 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Robby Hoffman joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who runs a moist towelette museum out of a planetarium, how a bartender's tip led to an arrest in a buoy burning, a man that tried to fill a scuba tank with weed smoke and lost his testicles and a man who lied to his wife for over a decade about Haribo gummy bears!

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Relationship Confessions Minisode

Thu, 20 Jan 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty read confessions about stealing snacks that an ex that used to hide around the house, faking a British accent to impress a girl and dating someone and not being able to pronounce their name!

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Meat Bread Meat

Tue, 18 Jan 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about North Korea’s claim that Kim Jong Il invented burritos, a woman who yelled she was engaged out her window in NYC, the 90 Day Fiancé star who had to stop selling her farts, a woman who ran 49 red lights in her ex boyfriend's car and how the last time the Suez Canal was blocked a micro nation formed!

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True Beauty Bananas with Elizabeth Taylor and Alix Shapiro

Tue, 11 Jan 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty are joined by Elizabeth Taylor and Alix Shapiro of True Beauty Brooklyn to talk about making plastic out of salmon sperm, a man who was born a dwarf and died a giant, a bride who got pooped on, vomited and then passed out, a girl that found Bronze age axes with a metal detector and a man who fell out of a Subway ceiling after a robbery spree!

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Cashew Do You Do Minisode

Thu, 06 Jan 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about a dad being hypnotized and an encounter with a weird man involving photography and cashews!

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Busty History Minisode

Thu, 06 Jan 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about getting revenge on bad roommates, looking up big boobs on mom’s work computer and a roommate who tried to get their money back on a dead fish!

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Cyperpunk Albatrosses with Lillie West (Lala Lala)

Tue, 04 Jan 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Lillie West (Lala Lala) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a cheese fire shutting down a Norwegian tunnel, college banning animal nudity, envelopes full of money found in Joel Osteen’s church walls and cyberpunk albatrosses!

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Bananas Live from LA with Georgia Hardstark

Tue, 28 Dec 2021 08:00:00 +0000

It's Bananas live from the Dynasty Typewriter in LA! Georgia Hardstark joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how many communions it would take to actually eat Jesus, a lost hiker who ignored calls from rescuers, farting into petri dishes and a man who eats all his meals at Six Flags!

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Lordy Lordy Mike Turns 40 Minisode

Thu, 23 Dec 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about plagiarizing famous people’s autographs and how a doctor thawed cadavers!

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ALL the Animals Minisode

Thu, 23 Dec 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty read confessions about a dog who ate 11 stuffed animals twice and a woman who brought a kangaroo and iguana to a hair salon!

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Ranch Suitcase

Tue, 21 Dec 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about how bookstores can make people have to poop, Ranch-nog, a rain storm that only fell on one car, NASCAR’s flim-flam man and sand being inducted into the toy hall of fame!

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Bananas Live in Brooklyn!

Tue, 14 Dec 2021 08:00:00 +0000

It's Bananas live from The Bell House in Brooklyn, NY! Special guest Hannah Pilkes joins Kurt and Scotty talk about an update on the bishop who left the church for a Satanic writer, a space cloud of booze, a cow that escaped a slaughterhouse and went to a water park and a woman who kept feeding her neighbor's sad horse!

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Wet Steaks Minisode

Thu, 09 Dec 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a very eclectic dad and a college confession about peeing on steaks!

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The Party Crab Minisode

Thu, 09 Dec 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about a friend with a mysterious party trick, and an incident with a raccoon at a thrift store!

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Snowasis

Tue, 07 Dec 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about Instagrammers flocking to a toxic dump, a man who broke a record juggling axes, a snowstorm that left dozens stranded in UK pub and how seals have an 18 second memory!

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Friginometry with Hannah Einbinder

Tue, 30 Nov 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Hannah Einbinder (Hacks) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a math tutor who posts his lessons on Pornhub, a car parked in the same spot for 47 years, a turkey on the loose in Rhode Island and sandals from Kmart that make a fart noise!

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Money for Nothing Minisode

Thu, 25 Nov 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about stealing a desk from work and pulling one over on the man!

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Swinging Pink Flamingos Minisode

Thu, 25 Nov 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty read listener stories about yard flamingos and swingers and a creepy customer at a coffee shop!

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Bananas Live in Fort Wayne!

Tue, 23 Nov 2021 08:00:00 +0000

It's Bananas live in Fort Wayne, Indiana! Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who declared his love using Rubik’s Cubes, a man who ejaculates from his anus and urinates feces, a chicken who lived for months without a head and a Texas football coach’s stripper girlfriend's monkey that bit a child!

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Paws at 10 and 2 with Morgan James

Tue, 16 Nov 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Morgan James (new album A Very Magnetic Christmas) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a man who was arrested in a car chase and claimed to be teaching his dog to drive, a dating app for cat lovers, a man creating a cow helicopter, the number one delivered item by Uber Eats in 2021 and a 25 year old puddle!

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Let It Snow Minisode

Thu, 11 Nov 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scott tell a listener stories about fake snow causing chaos and a found dildo on a cruise!

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The Shroud of Tushin Minisode

Thu, 11 Nov 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about lying about being on “happy pills”, tricking a significant other into eating leftovers and leaving a butt imprint on a church piano bench!

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I CAN'T STOP DANCING with Celia Pacquola

Tue, 09 Nov 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Celia Pacquola joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about the dancing plague of 1518, a fake pilot caught after flying planes for 20 years, a woman that sued Geico after having sex in a car and getting an STD and how the inventor of the Pringles can was buried in one!

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Bananas Live in Hamden!

Tue, 02 Nov 2021 07:00:00 +0000

It's Bananas live in Hamden, Connecticut! Danielle Henderson (I Saw What You Did podcast) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about Pablo Escobar’s hippos being declared people, a man who made his date pay for $100 tacos at Taco Bell, a human zookeeper that fathered chicks with a murderous crane and the cigarette smoking, beer chugging bear that helped fight Nazis!

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Pope Pops Minisode

Thu, 28 Oct 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about an interesting friend from law school, and a very strange pizza delivery!

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Blue Moon, Wet Dog Minisode

Thu, 28 Oct 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty get a call on the Banana phone and the listener tells a story about accidentally stealing a seeing-eye dog and they tell a story about a listener’s friend named Ricky!

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Remote Controlled Dancing Grannies

Tue, 26 Oct 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a remote that repels dancing grannies, a woman who beat off robbers with a Rock Band guitar, a meteorite landing on a woman’s pillow and cats being annoyed that their owners are home more!

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Boiling Points Minisode

Thu, 21 Oct 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty tell a listener story about how hot dogs caused a divorce!

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Who Forked the Cheese? with SuChin Pak

Tue, 19 Oct 2021 07:00:00 +0000

SuChin Pak joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a drunk pilot who landed a a plane on New York City streets twice, a forklift driver who was buried under 50 tons of cheese, a family who’s dog turned out to be a bear and a suspicious package outside a library in Oregon!

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Clown Shortage with Kendra Cole

Tue, 12 Oct 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Kendra Cole (writer on The Wonder Years) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a clown shortage in Ireland, wild boars attacking Shakira, two kids who got locked in a super market overnight, a missing drunk man that joined a search party looking for him and the new Amazon robot that throws itself down stairs!

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Stay Puft, Crypto Hamster! with Mary Roach

Tue, 05 Oct 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Mary Roach (new book Fuzz out now!) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a crypto-currency trading hamster, how many s’mores you could make out of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, a miracle shark baby and lab grown woolly mammoths!

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Smooth Sailing Minisode

Thu, 30 Sep 2021 07:01:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty tell a listener story about going on a cruise and accidentally breaking the law!

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Pizza Pizza Minisode

Thu, 30 Sep 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty tells listener stories about working at the geriatric ward in a hospital and a very crazy pizza delivery!

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Crab Legs in the Attic with Aisling Bea

Tue, 28 Sep 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Aisling Bea (This Way Up on Hulu now!) talks with Kurt and Scotty about how penguins and badgers have a gas from Venus in their feces, a man who left a photocopy of his face at a building he broke into, an update on the man who won a candy factory and a raccoon living a luxurious life in an attic!

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Dumped for an Ashtray

Tue, 21 Sep 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about how a man’s sexual performance led to arson, a man that stabbed himself while driving and eating Taco Bell, how animals flirt, a man who lost his life savings on a carnival game, a man who dumped his sex doll for an ash tray and how eating a hot dog takes a year off your life!

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Unwanted Mail Attention Minisode

Thu, 16 Sep 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about a very boring professor and accidentally attacking a mail delivery person!

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Race Car Bed Minisode

Thu, 16 Sep 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty tell a listener story about a naked man who was found in a yard, and a man who drank two light beers and got way too drunk and fell asleep in a race car!

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In One Hole, Out the Other with Allison Fields

Tue, 14 Sep 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Allison Fields joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who could eat anything and used his skill to become a spy, the Deerfield Testicle Festival, a bishop who left his job after falling in love with a Satan worshipper, a man who stuffed a live eel up his butt to cure constipation and psychic bum readings!

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The Fartomaniac with Kristen Schaal

Tue, 07 Sep 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Kristen Schaal returns to the podcast to talk to Kurt and Scotty about a man who could suck water into his anus, a secret apartment in a mall, the Moronic Moped Marathon, the girl who won a handwriting contest and the tree that owns itself!

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Twin Accident Minisode

Thu, 02 Sep 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about autocorrect and a car accident and a neighborhood's Christmas mannequin!

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Small Crimes Confessions Minisode

Thu, 02 Sep 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about stealing toilet paper from work, hooking up with guy who didn’t own toilet paper and a substitute that ran out of class because his cat was in the microwave!

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Pig in a Bow Tie Minisode

Thu, 02 Sep 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about a customer who really wanted to bring a pet pig into a store and a very eccentric co-worker!

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Daddy Short Legs

Tue, 31 Aug 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about scientists accidentally creating daddy short legs spiders, a naked man arrested for floating down the river while running from bail bondsmen, the universe being conscious, a man who used a a first class plane ticket to eat for free at the airport for a year, an update on Prancer the demonic chihuahua and the full story about the woman with the fudge recipe on her tombstone!

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Satan Is My Co-Pilot

Tue, 24 Aug 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a naked high speed chase involving Satan, a house cat that shut down a school, football sized goldfish, a woman being hit by a plane while kayaking, the kayak court of Salt Lake City and a fudge recipe on a headstone!

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You're So Fake Minisode

Thu, 19 Aug 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about waking up and finding a drunk man in your hotel room and a clown traumatizing a kid at a birthday party

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Pants Party Minisode

Thu, 19 Aug 2021 07:00:00 +0000

In this minisode Kurt and Scotty talk about Scotty's infamous pants parties, a strange passenger on a plane and a 3 year old who loves an Austrian concert violinist!

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Human Suction Cup with Shonali Bhowmik

Tue, 17 Aug 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Shonali Bhowmik (musician/filmmaker/actor, Tigers and Monkeys) chats with Kurt and Scotty about the human suction cup, visitors getting injured at the Titanic museum, a man who woke up with amnesia, a man who brought his mother’s ashes on a date and how the Matrix code came from a sushi recipe!

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Cocaine Cactus

Tue, 10 Aug 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a kids toy that sings a Polish rap about cocaine, a group of boys shipwrecked on an island for 15 months, an exorcism of dead trees at Home Depot, static electricity in a jacket that sparked fires and evacuations, and how if spiders worked together they could eat all humans in one year!

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Employee of the Month Minisode

Thu, 05 Aug 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about a grandfather’s unique jobs and finding a coworker doing something strange with a vacuum!

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Have You Heard Of This Chicken Taco? Minisode

Thu, 05 Aug 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about stumbling on an Elvis impersonation contest and a family and confusion over chicken tacos!

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Greatest Fan in the World with Aparna Nancherla

Tue, 03 Aug 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Aparna Nancherla (comedian, Corporate, The Greath North) talks to Kurt and Scotty about a baby born on 7/11, cocaine users getting banned from football matches, a missing tortoise found after 30 years, land lobsters in Big Bend and a woman that won a toy Yoda!

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Radioactive Cocky Piggies with Maria Bamford

Tue, 27 Jul 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Maria Bamford joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about fish sex and noise, Peppa Pig causing American kids to have British accents, cocky and aggressive radioactive pigs in Japan, a wood satellite and the Australian Prime Minister insisting he didn’t shit his pants at a McDonalds!

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Kick in the Head Minisode

Thu, 22 Jul 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty tell a story about a listener who tried to kick herself in the head repeatedly and almost ruptured her appendix and a story about a listener who got a nose bleed while driving and gets pulled over!

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Tuna Blobs and the Most Special Mango

Tue, 20 Jul 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a newspaper that congratulated a man for pleasing 15 women, the blobs that fell from the sky, Subway’s “tuna”, the world’s most expensive mango and an Alzheimer’s patient marrying his wife for a second time!

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Blow It Out Your Nose with Alyssa Limperis

Tue, 13 Jul 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Alyssa Limperis (comedy, new movie Too Late) talks with Kurt and Scotty about an update on Buddy the Beefalo, a woman who chased her daughter down the street while wearing a fox costume, a runner who collapsed during a race, a woman who had a toy stuck up her nose for 37 years, the blue people of Kentucky and French robbers that tried to rob a McDonalds!

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Combing It Out Minisode

Thu, 08 Jul 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty tell a listener story about a woman who met a man who just wanted to comb her hair and a listener story about a woman who listed her house as a restaurant!

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Escape from Escaping with Ever Mainard

Tue, 06 Jul 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Ever Mainard (comedy, Paddleton) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a Baltimore man who stole an ambulance to drive himself to the hospital, a man who did not sleep for 40 years, a man who broke the world record stacking M&Ms, an accidental Dad-Fest and two women who escaped prison and were arrested in an escape room!

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Moon Bone

Tue, 29 Jun 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty tell stories about DNA on NYC subways, a guy who stole $21 million worth of lunar rocks so he could have sex on them, strange insurance policies and a petition for Jeff Bezos to buy and eat the Mona Lisa!

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Pigeon Foot Minisode

Thu, 24 Jun 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty discuss a listener story about accidentally eating acid candy and a listener story about a Viking metal band and a pigeon!

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Hellavator with Megan Gailey

Tue, 22 Jun 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Megan Gailey (comedian/writer, I Love A Lifetime Movie podcast) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a worm with a hundred butts, a man who was stuck on amusement park ride for 48 hours, a man who found a locked safe buried in his yard, a woman arrested for masturbating in front of chicken shop twice in a month and a man who drunk texted an aquarium!

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Blonsky Baby Birther with Avital Ash

Tue, 15 Jun 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Avital Ash (Anti Social Distance, He's Right Behind You podcast) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a man searching for his dog who went missing near a river, conversation lengths, diet noodles that wreaked havoc on a woman’s digestive system and a device invented to assist childbirth!

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Jocko's Revenge Minisode

Thu, 10 Jun 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty read listener stories about an interesting hotel stay at a band director convention, the time a mom rode a horse into a bar for a bet and Scotty talks about being recognized as people he’s not!

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The Ballad of Crystal Metheny with Yeardley Smith

Tue, 08 Jun 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Yeardley Smith (The Simpsons, Small Town Dicks podcast) chats with Kurt and Scotty about Russia trying to clone a 3,000 year old army, an Australian woman who came out surgery with an Irish accent, a Sister who collects skulls, a 29 year old who posed as a high schooler to promote her Instagram and a woman named Crystal Metheny who was arrested for firing a missile into a car!

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Oops My Butt Fell Off with Starlee Kine

Tue, 01 Jun 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Starlee Kine (Mystery Show podcast, Search Party) talks to Kurt and Scotty about psychedelic fungus and cicadas, a marijuana strapped arrow shot towards a prison, Jesus’s foreskin and how 6% of Americans thinking they can win a fight against a grizzly bear!

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Worlds Greatest Step-Dad Minisode

Thu, 27 May 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty read a listener story about two cousins who had never met and ended up living together, Scotty talks about his experience dating a dancer and they read a listener story about family trip to a drive through safari park!

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Scootin' After Midnight

Tue, 25 May 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty tell a story about a 6th grade science project involving cat butts, coyotes who attacked a man on an electric scooter, thousands of employees stuck on a reply-all email nightmare, a bride and groom who crashed a house for their wedding and a turkey sex experiment!

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Prancer & Sparkles with Shalewa Sharpe

Tue, 18 May 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Shalewa Sharpe (The War Report Podcast) chats with Kurt and Scotty about Prancer the chihuahua who is haunted by a Victorian child, Sparkles the Unicorn, an elderly couple who used morse code to escape an assisted living facility, a teen who accidentally moved into a retirement community and herring farts being mistaken for a submarine!

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Rutting Season Minisode

Thu, 13 May 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a visit to Graceland Too, a weird AirBnb experience, a moose stealing a kid and hearing weird noises at a wedding!

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Heimlich Doesn't Choke with Carolina Groppa

Tue, 11 May 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Carolina Groppa (Angle on Producers podcast) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a Russian man who got trapped in a boy band on a Chinese TV show, the inventor of the Heimlich maneuver, two 5 year olds who tunneled their way out of pre-school to try to buy a sports car, a woman’s swimsuit that helped her survive a shark attack, 5 people who lived in a sunless cave to study time and a 77 year old substitute teacher who received a gift from a former student!

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Baby Bird Whiskey in the Mouth

Tue, 04 May 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty tell a story about a man who married and divorced his wife multiple times to get more paid vacation time at work, five hit men jailed after each hired the other, a man accused of tossing used coffee cups into a yard for three years, a couple who accidentally defaced a $500k painting and how the Suez Canal blockage caused a garden gnome shortage!

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Cheesecake Pirate Minisode

Thu, 29 Apr 2021 07:00:00 +0000

In this minisode, Kurt and Scotty talk about a rock climber who uses his skills to help a robbery case, Scotty talks about sneaking out of his girlfriends’s house in high school, a listener writes in about seeing a pirate eat half a cheesecake with his hands and Kurt talks about Chengwin and Chunk!

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27s All The Way Down Minisode

Thu, 29 Apr 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty tell a listener story about being arrested for not returning library books and a listener story about a man’s interesting lottery number choices!

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What’s Up Now, Topher?! with Millie De Chirico and Danielle Henderson

Tue, 27 Apr 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Millie De Chirico and Danielle Henderson (I Saw What You Did podcast) join Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who’s friends shipped him in a crate across seas, how a bank robber’s ugly tie helped him get away, Topher Grace confronting a heckler, a mafia fugitive caught after posting cooking videos on Youtube and the weirdest penises in the animal kingdom!

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One Year Bananaversary with Georgia Hardstark and Karen Kilgariff

Tue, 20 Apr 2021 07:00:00 +0000

It's the One Year Bananaversary! Georgia Hardstark and Karen Kilgariff join Kurt and Scotty to celebrate and talk about the Taiwan government asking people to stop legally changing their names to Salmon, a man who threw a firework and lit 4 U-Hauls on fire, a woman returning abandoned boats to their owners, a woman who discovers her son’s fiancé is her long lost daughter and Mr. Brightside by The Killers unprecedented run on the UK charts!

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Head Panties Minisode

Thu, 15 Apr 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a guy who went on tour with a band and had some interesting experiences, a grandma who wore panties on her head when she slept and more!

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B.A.D. II with Laurel Bristow

Tue, 13 Apr 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Laurel Bristow is back for a Bananas After Dark! Laurel, Kurt and Scotty talk about climate change shrinking human penises, a man who put 15 eggs up his butt, a found letter, A.I. generated pick up lines and the most bought items on Amazon after stimulus checks were sent out!

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Crow Army with Peppermint

Tue, 06 Apr 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Peppermint (RuPaul's Drag Race, new album A Girl Like Me: Letters to My Lovers) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a woman who accidentally created an army of crows, suspected dynamite that ended up being a beef jerky stick, a hidden apartment behind a bathroom mirror, an review for a hair removal cream and best friends who found out they were actually sisters!

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Down Under the Cracker Barrel Minisode

Thu, 01 Apr 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a Van Halen concert and a man with an iPad, a grandma who took some ashes to a Cracker Barrel, a woman who moved in with a boyfriend way too quickly, accidentally taking acid while DJing and more!

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The Best Trip Ever Minisode

Thu, 01 Apr 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a dead manatee and an acid trip, taking care of a neighbor’s mean dog, people hijacking planes in Cuba and more!

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Boy Scout Bed Pan Minisode

Thu, 01 Apr 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about revenge at a Boy Scout camp, living in the wilderness, using a bed pan to teach about sex, a guy who thought his dad was a really great guy and more!

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Goodness, Gracious, Great Ball on Fire!

Tue, 30 Mar 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a company that was sued for sending a prank gift, friends rescued after floating 100 miles out to sea on air mattress, a crystal ball that caused a house fire, a mother and daughter who rigged the homecoming court and a walrus that fell asleep on an iceberg and woke up in Ireland!

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My Maine Man! with Emily Calandrelli

Tue, 23 Mar 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Emily Calandrelli (Emily's Wonder Lab on Netflix) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about building a sperm bank on the moon, a woman who thought she had Crohn’s disease, a three headed taxidermy duckling, a lost tourist who ended up in Maine instead of San Francisco and a man who only drank beer for Lent!

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Cows, Tattoos, and OnlyFans with Madeleine Byrne

Tue, 16 Mar 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Madeleine Byrne joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about an incident involving a dog, cow and cop, the dumbest tattoos people have gotten, a listing on Zillow for the worst house on the street, a man who staged his own kidnapping to avoid work and a kid kicked out of school over their mom’s OnlyFans account!

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Fire Dog with Jackie Kashian

Tue, 09 Mar 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Jackie Kashian joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man on LSD who saved a dog from an imagined house fire, South Africa’s winning lottery numbers, the most bizarre things people have seen on public transport, a massage therapist accused of sexual misconduct who was really playing games on cell phone and a postcard that arrived 100 years after it was mailed!

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Hot Pants with Akilah Hughes

Tue, 02 Mar 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Akilah Hughes joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about whether or not China is building a time machine, a lawyer who’s pants caught on fire who, Amelia Earheart’s disappearance, Portland’s therapy llama, the astronaut who snuck a sandwich into space and how the Times Square Margaritaville will soon contain a synagogue!

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Bananas After Dark with Lauren Cook

Tue, 23 Feb 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Lauren Cook joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who was bit by a shark, spider and alligator, a maid of honor who almost ran over the best man, a teen who reported their stolen fake ID and then got arrested, a teen who was reunited with lost pet rooster after a Civil War reenactment and a movie based on the Uno card game!

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Smuggling Bologna with Rhea Butcher

Tue, 16 Feb 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Rhea Butcher joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how there are probably dinosaurs on the moon, baloney being confiscated at customs, a scientist who pumped hydrogen gas into his butthole, an 8 year who called out NPR for lack of dinosaur stories, the monster of Clearwater and how a prosthetic leg was mistaken for a pedophile!

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Laws Off My Paws! with Sherry Cola

Tue, 09 Feb 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Sherry Cola joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about one of the world’s dullest men, a maraschino cherry factory in New York, a guy who pretended to not know what a potato was, the weirdest animal laws in America and a woman who chugged a bottle of cognac because she couldn’t take it through airport security!

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Twinsies!

Tue, 02 Feb 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about penguins who were kicked out a sushi restaurant twice, twins separated at birth, a man who installed 11 speed bumps on his street, a man who was being fired and brought a clown for emotional support, a wife who stabbed her husband after finding old sex photos and Idaho’s rejected personalized license plates!

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Livin’ in O’Hare with Raiza Licea

Tue, 26 Jan 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Raiza Licea joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a directory on which animals fart and which don’t, a man who lived at O’Hare airport for months, the religion behind Sleepytime Tea, a thief who stole a car with a kid in it and a girl who used a toy unicorn passport to travel!

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Zero Gravity Lizard Orgy with Jessica Chaffin

Tue, 19 Jan 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Jessica Chaffin joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a rogue satellite full of geckos, turning a Peloton into a sex toy, a 6 ton potato AirBnb, a man who runs cold water over pizza to cool it down and a woman who was hit by the infamous Dave Matthews tour bus shitwave!

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Ding Dongs, Hoo-ha, and Celine Dions with Jessica Dobson

Tue, 12 Jan 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Jessica Dobson of Deep Sea Diver joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a Danish children’s show about a man with a huge penis, a man who got locked in a 24 Hour Fitness overnight, two stories about giant vagina sculptures, how an avocado was used in bank heists, a man who is tattooing himself turquoise and a man who got drunk and changed his name to Celine Dion!

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Heavenly Bottom

Tue, 05 Jan 2021 08:00:00 +0000

On this week's Bananas Kurt and Scotty talk about a log that poops Christmas gifts, a son who is suing his parents for throwing away his porn, why you’ve probably kissed a drowning victim from the 1800's, the Pope’s Instagram account liking a risqué photo, a man who found closure after losing his leg and the story of a brother and sister who try to get a made up word into the dictionary!

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Jet Ski Romeo

Tue, 29 Dec 2020 08:00:00 +0000

It's just Kurt and Scotty this week and they talk about Garfield phones washing ashore in France, a deer named Carrot, a mysterious booming sound in New Jersey, a lovesick man jet skiing to see his girlfriend and a man who impersonated a property owner to get a Cookie Monster mural painted!

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Packin' Clay with Natalie Palamides

Tue, 22 Dec 2020 08:00:00 +0000

Natalie Palamides (new special Nate on Netflix) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a fight over ceramic dildos in New Zealand, a plane that had to turn around after the mom left baby at airport, the eruption of Mt Edgecumbe, a man allergic to the cold and how seagulls and pepperoni got a man banned from a hotel!

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Nightmares for Garfield with Kara Klenk and Liza Treyger

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 08:00:00 +0000

Kara Klenk and Liza Treyger (new podcast That's Messed Up: An SVU Podcast) chat with Kurt and Scotty about a woman who realizes she is her own twin, a man who tries to have sex with a pile of leaves, Garfield’s Nightmare theme park, long lines at an In & Out sparking a fight, a suspect trying to escape via underwater sea scooter and the time a Dave Matthews band bus dumped humane waste on a tour boat!

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Moon Roof Man with Michelle Buteau

Tue, 08 Dec 2020 08:00:00 +0000

Michelle Buteau (new book Survival of the Thickest!) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a man who impersonates trees, Four Loko shots, fried chicken scented fire logs, a missing Irish dolphin, a pants-less driver who was ejected through his moon roof, firefighters rescuing 3 men from a dryer and Amazon not translating Swedish correctly!

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Bottoms Up! with Lauren Lapkus

Tue, 01 Dec 2020 08:00:00 +0000

Lauren Lapkus joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who “died” after drinking too much and then returns to the party, a co-pilot who was sucked out of a plane during flight, John Waters donating his art collection, sending an attractive lookalike to a high school reunion, cheese wheel thieves and a man who finds a strange drink in a landfill!

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Finger Lickin Bad with Albertina Rizzo

Tue, 24 Nov 2020 08:00:00 +0000

Albertina Rizzo is back on Bananas to talk about a man cooking chicken in a Yellowstone hot spring, a drunk man who got into a shouting match with a dog, a farm containing crumbling statues and busts, a man selling discontinued Taco Bell tacos, an update on Canuck the crow, a black leopard who mauled a man and the story of a WWII veteran who was reunited with his dog tags!

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Mushroom Orgasm with Laurel Bristow

Tue, 17 Nov 2020 08:00:00 +0000

Infectious Disease Researcher Laurel Bristow joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a mushroom that makes woman orgasm just by smelling it, a man who started an inferno trying to forge a sword, a robot hand you can take on walks, the world’s worst Airbnb, a woman who claims she’s an FBI agent to get free Chick-Fil-A and a teen who woke from a coma after hearing someone say his favorite food!

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Talking Turkeys with Sue Bird

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 08:00:00 +0000

WNBA star and Olympic gold medalist Sue Bird joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about the butthole version of Cats, a person who turned their shed into a restaurant, a student who caused chaos testing engagement rings, the aggressive wild turkey in Oakland who was finally captured, an automatic camera mistaking a ref’s head for the ball and a woman who gave cops an unusual fake name!

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Taint Misbehavin’ with Cara Santa Maria

Tue, 03 Nov 2020 08:00:00 +0000

Scientist Cara Santa Maria chats with Kurt and Scotty about a man calling 911 on a restaurant for too small clams, butthole sunning, creating a violent A.I. by making it read Reddit, a woman who brought 23 relatives to a blind date and a story about a lonely fish who has eaten all his friends!

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Robuttics Laboratory with Fortune Feimster

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian Fortune Feimster joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who made a robot he controls with his butthole, a fifth grader who loves his Hooters face mask, a man who loves to drive NY buses and trains despite not working for MTA, a man who denies turning his house into a restaurant, losing 10 years of memory after bad constipation and a teen who covered himself in ranch dressing, destroyed a store and crashed his car!

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Angry Birds with Phoebe Bridgers

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 07:00:00 +0000

Musician Phoebe Bridgers joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a woman who fell off a cliff trying to save a puppy, parrots at a zoo who won’t stop swearing at people, a boy who eats nothing but sausages, Florida’s “nub city”, a man who took a garbage truck on a drunk driving adventure and a drunk pigeon in New Zealand!

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Black Coffee, Black Eyes, Can't Lose

Tue, 13 Oct 2020 07:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who tattooed his face and turned his eyeballs black, a pregnant wife who saved her husband from a shark, a man who found an escaped prisoner, a man who went berserk after having five coffees, a woman who was arrested and had a lot of drugs inside her body and an 89 year old pizza delivery man who got a very nice tip!

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Big Holes with Beth Stelling

Tue, 06 Oct 2020 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian Beth Stelling joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who dug a big hole in his garden and refused to get out, the Mountain Dew cocktail, the Ig Nobel Prize winners, a secret man-cave under Grand Central, a 15 year old who stole a tram and parents getting naked and high and accidentally bombing their kids' Zoom classes!

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Butthole Lane with Andy Iwancio

Tue, 29 Sep 2020 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian Andy Iwancio joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about the residents of Butthole Lane, a Juicy Fruit themed casket, the search for a highly aggressive beefalo, a man who crashed a battle tank twice, a candy factory giveaway and a woman who beat up her father for farting too much!

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Vaseline Alley with Chloe Bridges

Tue, 22 Sep 2020 07:00:00 +0000

Actress Chloe Bridges joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about robot wolves used to scare wild boars, Dr. Marijuana Pepsi, a shoplifter who was caught due to his distinct graphic tee, a man who blew up part of his house while chasing a fly, Calgary’s Vaseline alley and a women’s message in a bottle that traveled from US to Spain!

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Cocaine Hippos

Tue, 15 Sep 2020 07:00:00 +0000

On this week's Bananas Kurt and Scotty discuss Pablo Escobar’s hippos restoring an ecosystem, Burning Man moving to an online platform, the mafia giving food to struggling families, an interesting date involving meth, lots of digging and a baby Yoda, a man who accidentally ejected himself from a jet and a body builder postponing his wedding to sex doll due to the pandemic

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Bananas Family Values with Corina Newsome

Tue, 08 Sep 2020 07:00:00 +0000

Corina Newsome (ornithologist and birder) join Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who fought a wasp nest with fire, Busta Rhymes’ island, a naked man arrested for repeatedly going through the Taco Bell drive-thru, the mole man of Hackney, threatened Sage Grouse and a woman who married her adopted son, committed murder and WAY more!

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Butt Druggin’, Ball Poppin’ Beats with Erinn Hayes

Tue, 01 Sep 2020 07:00:00 +0000

Erinn Hayes (Medical Police, Children's Hospital, Bill and Ted Face the Music) join Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man hiding drugs in his butt who shot himself in the testicles, a psychiatrist who keeps falling asleep during sessions, an ad for an angry koala, interesting kid names, the Yakuza not being able to celebrate Halloween and people’s fantasies about Siri and Alexa!

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Traffic Mimes with Erin Brockovich

Tue, 25 Aug 2020 07:00:00 +0000

Erin Brockovich (new book Superman's Not Coming: Our National Water Crisis and What We the People Can Do About It) chat with Kurt and Scotty about a hostage situation and a Joaquin Phoenix documentary, a man who pretends to be his own prosecutor, a jeweler burying a million dollars worth of goods, a garage cut in half over a dispute and a mayor's interesting ways to solve some problems!

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Jimmy the Arm Weiner with Mandee Johnson

Tue, 18 Aug 2020 07:00:00 +0000

Mandee Johnson (new book Super Serious!) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who is growing a new penis on his arm, a goat who stole Skittles from a 7/11, a woman who hired a fake hitman, a spider that caused a crash, a man dressed as a cow who steals milk from a Walmart and the obituary of a woman who hated Tom Brady!

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Chainsaw Baboons with Atsuko Okatsuka

Tue, 11 Aug 2020 07:00:00 +0000

Atsuko Okatsuka (Let's Go, Atsuko!) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about chainsaw wielding baboons, man who forced a first date to help him rob a bank, a plaque commemorating a sherbet explosion, Venice gondola tours dealing with overweight tourists, McDonalds vs. cheating on your partner and a man grabbing a bull by it’s horns!

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No Pants Necessary Minisode

Thu, 06 Aug 2020 07:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about questionable tattoos, a man missing his pants and more!

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Assquatchin’ with Franchesca Ramsey

Tue, 04 Aug 2020 07:00:00 +0000

Franchesca Ramsey (MTV's Decoded, The Nightly Show, author) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about taxidermists turning deer butts into assquatches, a woman in a relationship with a ghost who wants to have a baby, a fox that stole over a hundred shoes, putting potatoes up your butt to cure hemorrhoids, emus getting banned from a pub and the oldest person to ever go skydiving!

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Grannies Gone Wild with Alison Rosen

Tue, 28 Jul 2020 07:00:00 +0000

Alison Rosen (Alison Rosen is Your New Best Friend) joins Kurt and Scotty to discuss William Shatner getting horse semen in his divorce settlement, a women who accidentally stole a car, teenagers dressing up as old people with face masks to buy alcohol, a bar fight that broke out over a fart and a crow who stole a knife from a crime scene!

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Macaroni River Minisode

Thu, 23 Jul 2020 07:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty talk about a grandma spy, accidentally swimming in macaroni and more on this Minisode!

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Toilet Garden with Hend Baghdady

Tue, 21 Jul 2020 07:00:00 +0000

Producer Hend Baghdady joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a naked man rescued from the sewers, a Texas town who changed their name, a man's personal toilet garden, steak sauce being hidden around a public library, parents who lost custody of their kid over a name and a man who’s bladder exploded after holding it in for too long!

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Good Bird Gone Bad with Alyssa Carson

Tue, 14 Jul 2020 07:00:00 +0000

Future astronaut Alyssa Carson joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a turtle that pees through it’s mouth, wolves eating blueberries, a motorcycle riding alligator, a man in a bull onesie who tried to burn down a house with spaghetti sauce, teens who accidentally snorted their grandfather's ashes, a man being fined for calling another man a leprechaun, a drunk monkey who got sentenced to jail and a bird that was arrested for robbery!

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Chocolate Butthole with Arden Myrin

Tue, 07 Jul 2020 07:00:00 +0000

Arden Myrin joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a hipster who accused a company of using his photo only to find out it wasn't him, a story about a man who threw a pickle at a highway worker, a criminal crow, chocolate molds of buttholes and a man who created a landfill in his yard!

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Horse with a Hump Minisode

Thu, 02 Jul 2020 07:00:00 +0000

Kurt and Scotty do a minisode of YOUR stories! They talk about a horse with a hump, a woman who may or may not have lost her cat and more!

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Parachuting Beavers with Chaley Rose

Tue, 30 Jun 2020 07:00:00 +0000

Actress and singer Chaley Rose joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a murdered goose who wore Nikes, a woman who learned she was washing her hands with a block of cheese, parachuting beavers, a woman who found out she had a brain tumor from voices in her head, a Florida couple who get trapped in an unlocked closet and a park called Exploding Whale Park!

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Penis Candle Mogul Murder with Mamrie Hart

Tue, 23 Jun 2020 07:00:00 +0000

Mamrie Hart joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a Spanish penis candle mogul who is accused of manslaughter, a nude sunbather who was mistaken for a dead body, a treasure that was hidden for ten years, extreme mating killing marsupials, ducks that may battle locust swarms and an author about serial killers who turned out to be a serial liar

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Famous Boozy Pigs with Naomi Ekperigin

Tue, 16 Jun 2020 07:00:00 +0000

Naomi Ekperigin joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a parrot that told a firefighter to fuck off, a woman who ate her engagement ring, a famous boozy pig who sadly passed away, men hired for a sexual fantasy who went to the wrong address, an aquarium that had to cancel an octopus sex act due to cannibalism concerns, and a drunk man who floated down a river for seven miles.

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Tortoise Sex God with Sabrina Jalees

Tue, 09 Jun 2020 07:00:00 +0000

Sabrina Jalees joins Kurt and Scotty this week to talk about a retired sex god tortoise, an epic fight involving feces and a Roomba, a man who robbed a store with a watermelon on his head, an AirBnB host that walked in on an orgy, Facetiming eels and the world’s shortest man!

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The Thirstiest Man In America with Lucianne Walkowicz

Wed, 03 Jun 2020 07:00:00 +0000

Astronomer Lucianne Walkowicz joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who carjacks a wine tanker, ICP cancelling The Gathering of the Juggalos, an astrophysicist who got magnets stuck up his nose, the pentagon releasing UFO videos, a repeating radio message from space, butt masks, a 5 year old trying to buy a Lamborghini and a gender reveal party starting a fire!

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Blind Goose Love Triangle with Dani Fernandez

Tue, 26 May 2020 07:00:00 +0000

Dani Fernandez joins Kurt and Scotty to discuss stories about a bi-sexual blind goose who was in a love triangle, a mistaken bomb threat at a Home Depot, American Girl using the likeness of an astrophysicist for a doll, a paperboy attacked by a goat, a man rescued after trying to travel to Kentucky on a log, a guy that camped in Disney World during the quarantine, Kim Jong Un getting drunk, and a women who breastfeeds her boyfriend!

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Robot Gorilla Farts with Karen Kilgariff

Tue, 19 May 2020 07:00:00 +0000

Karen Kilgariff joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a robot gorilla that recorded gorilla farts, a giant tomato, a raccoon tail, a judo group’s van attempting to be robbed, a Spanish journalist who gets caught cheating on live TV and a story about a man who is determined to get as many free nuggets as possible.

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Miniature Donkey Video Calls with Emily V. Gordon

Tue, 12 May 2020 07:00:00 +0000

Emily V. Gordon joins Kurt and Scotty to talk a woman who pees alcohol, a sheep that went missing for years, a mini donkey that does video calls and more!

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Dead Cat Drone with Albertina Rizzo

Tue, 05 May 2020 07:00:00 +0000

Albertina Rizza joins Kurt and Scotty and talk about dolphins helping with alien communication, a dead cat turned into a drone and much more!

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Face Mask Thong with Georgia Hardstark

Tue, 28 Apr 2020 07:00:00 +0000

Georgia Hardstark joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about toilets that recognize you in a very specific way, using a thong as a face mask, a sassy AirBnB host and more!

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Pigeon Pants with Kristen Schaal

Tue, 21 Apr 2020 07:00:00 +0000

Kristen Schaal joins Kurt Braunohler and Scotty Landes for the premiere episode of Bananas! They discuss stories involving pigeons and pants, human tongues and jars, mysterious mashed potatoes and more!

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Bananas Trailer

Fri, 27 Mar 2020 16:00:00 +0000

Kurt Braunohler and Scotty Landes discuss the strange, fascinating, and just plain bananas news from around the world.

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