Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Phone Tap: Pole Dancin' Dave

Thu, 11 Jun 2026 14:35:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been taking dance lessons with her “nice guy” husband, and Brooke's taking this opportunity to try and convince her that he’s a BAD BOY, WILD MAN. Will she take the bait?

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Phone Tap: Timid Ben Swingers Cruise

Wed, 10 Jun 2026 14:35:00 +0000

We’re sending our most ADVENTUROUS Phone Tap character out on the open seas for a life changing experience on a cruise! Though, the life we’re changing is that of the wife of one of our listeners!

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Phone Tap: My Phone's Mocking Me

Tue, 09 Jun 2026 14:35:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we’re being conscripted into a PRANK WAR! An electronics store manager has been pranking her co-workers so they got us on their side and we’re firing back!

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Phone Tap: TAS Waiter

Mon, 08 Jun 2026 14:35:00 +0000

We got an email from the manager of a fine dining restaurant that said they are desperate for servers with any kind of experience and she wanted to use that to prank her on-call manager! Get ready for the worst lineup of candidates you could possible imagine!

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Phone Tap: FEU

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 14:34:32 +0000

In your Phone Tap we call the owner of a successful local food truck to tell him SOMEONE has been snitching on him, and it’s time to FOOD POLICE cracked down on him!

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Phone Tap: Hungry Kids Jogathon

Thu, 04 Jun 2026 14:35:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who donated to his kid’s school’s charity run. He THINKS he donated a flat fee, but we’re letting him know it’s actually PER LAP. Hope that’s not a problem!

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Phone Tap: Over Aggressive Typer

Wed, 03 Jun 2026 14:30:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim just had a HUGE tech upgrade at his office so today Jose's calling as IT to let him know he's been paying VERY close attention to his computer activity, and he’s gonna have to answer for his behavior!

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Phone Tap: Family Togetherness Plan

Tue, 02 Jun 2026 14:40:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we’re pranking a woman who just wants to add her mom to her cell phone plan. Should be simple enough, but on this show NOTHING is as simple as it seems!

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Phone Tap: Dirty Dougie

Mon, 01 Jun 2026 14:40:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we’re stirring up some office drama thanks to a gullible guy named “Doug” and our state of the art "AI" Pranking software!

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Phone Tap: Taylor and the Gluten-Free Pony

Fri, 29 May 2026 14:35:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap we call a mom who's hosting a 6 year old’s birthday party and lets just say Brooke is VERY PARTICULAR about how things should go down at this celebration...

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Phone Tap: Don't Mess With the DMV

Thu, 28 May 2026 14:30:00 +0000

One of our listeners set up her husband for this phone tap after he accidentally walked into the wrong bathroom at the DMV a while back. Now we’re BUSTING HIM!

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Phone Tap: PB and Vacay

Wed, 27 May 2026 14:35:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim always takes a personal jar of peanut butter with him whenever he travels and today Brooke's calling him on vacation to let him know his personal stash is causing a problem all over his hotel!

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Phone Tap: Automated Hubert Hubert

Tue, 26 May 2026 14:59:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to cancel her subscription to her tax software. But thanks to Brooke and Jeffrey’s Automated Customer service, it’s not gonna be as easy as she thinks!

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Phone Tap: Stoner Max Postal Toaster

Mon, 25 May 2026 13:20:00 +0000

Today's Phone Tap victim has a short fuse... combine that with the post office losing her package and we've got the perfect storm for a Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: Swift Coin Crash

Fri, 22 May 2026 13:20:00 +0000

We never could have anticipated the reaction we got from THIS Phone Tap where Brooke calls from the bank and pretends to be delivering a fraud alert to an unsuspecting woman.

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Phone Tap: 5th Proposal's The Charm

Thu, 21 May 2026 14:45:00 +0000

A young man is in love and wants to do something special for the girl of his dreams! It’s not the romance of the century, it’s your Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: Little Spreadsheet Skank

Wed, 20 May 2026 14:35:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who just started dating his coworker and SHE thought the best way to start off their office romance would be to email us so we can get him in trouble!

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Phone Tap: Customer v Customer

Tue, 19 May 2026 14:35:00 +0000

We got TWO different Phone Tap requests to mess with someone about a missing package, so we thought, how about we put those two people on the phone with each other and see if they can fix their own problems!

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Phone Tap: Hulu Truly Cares

Mon, 18 May 2026 14:35:00 +0000

One of our listeners told us his friend is going through a tough breakup and all he does is spend time at home watching Hulu. Today, we’re calling from Hulu to let him know our systems have noticed how sad he is and he better knock it off!

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Phone Tap: Ashton Scams The Scammer

Fri, 15 May 2026 14:35:00 +0000

Today is Technical Director Ashton’s FIRST Phone Tap and he’s clapping back at the scammers that keep calling the radio station phone lines!

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Phone Tap: Senior Center Killing Wolves

Thu, 14 May 2026 15:10:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a grandmother in a retirement home and we’re pranking him by letting him know about the OUTRAGEOUS things management has been doing since he last visited her...

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Phone Tap: Clover DoorDash Detective

Wed, 13 May 2026 14:35:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim had her food delivery STOLEN off her front porch and she reported it to her building’s security. Luckily for her, we have the finest ex-special forces team member on the case!

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Phone Tap: Honeymoon Therapy

Tue, 12 May 2026 14:35:00 +0000

One of our listeners asked up to set up her FUTURE daughter-in law right before her wedding. Now there’s a few EXTRA activities on her upcoming honeymoon that she wasn’t exactly EXPECTING…

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Phone Tap: Wakey Wakey

Mon, 11 May 2026 14:40:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who is away on business and has a history of missing flights if he doesn’t have a wake up call. That’s not gonna be an issue today when we call with the Wake Up Call of all Wake Up Calls!

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Phone Tap: Old Alan and the Country Crock

Fri, 08 May 2026 14:45:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap we call a woman who works part time at a senior home, and for all her hard work, she’s getting a commendation from our resident senior Alan Winterbottom!

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Phone Tap: Fundraiser For Children

Thu, 07 May 2026 14:35:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently asked her boss for more help with setting up their annual fundraiser for needy children. Well help is on the way via a DUAL Phone Tap from Jose and Jeffrey!

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Phone Tap: Daddy Does The Feeding

Wed, 06 May 2026 14:35:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls a woman who is meeting her boyfriend’s family for the first time this weekend! She’s delivering some friendly advice to her brother’s new girlfriend that she better STRAP IN for dinner time.

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Phone Tap: Stinkergeist

Tue, 05 May 2026 14:30:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim put in an offer to buy a home, so while he’s at the MAXIMUM stress level Jose's calling pretending to be the inspector to let him know: something about this house STINKS.

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Phone Tap: Gym Bathroom Only

Mon, 04 May 2026 14:35:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has had a gym membership for almost a year but has only gone one time. He made the mistake of telling his friend that, who told us, and now he’s getting the squeeze put on him by the gym higher ups!

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Phone Tap: Historical Clown Landmark Status

Fri, 01 May 2026 13:20:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently got a painting appraised and we’re calling with an appraisal that’s going to shake his entire house, life and wife to the core!

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Phone Tap: Megaphone Syndrome

Thu, 30 Apr 2026 14:59:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap, one of our listeners set up her son and Brooke's handling his customer service complaint even though she can’t handle modulating her voice!

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Phone Tap: Suck More Score Less

Wed, 29 Apr 2026 14:45:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a woman to tell her that her star soccer player son is TOO GOOD, and the league is instituting new rules to cut down on specifically HIS scoring.

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Phone Tap: Vito & Vino Sell A Lemon

Tue, 28 Apr 2026 14:35:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we’re bringing back our favorite Italian trouble makers VINO and VITO to deal with a guy who thinks he was sold a LEMON when buying a used car!

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Phone Tap: Motorcycle Whisperer

Mon, 27 Apr 2026 14:35:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim keeps reporting a motorcyclist for noise violations in her neighborhood, so we’re pretending to be the police and telling her we have our best motorcycle psychic on the case!

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Phone Tap: Steady Eddy Weddy Crashy

Fri, 24 Apr 2026 14:35:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap we call the mother of a soon-to-be bride and while she’s been all in her daughter’s business, we’re about to get up in hers with a healthy dose of STEADY EDDY!

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Phone Tap: March Against Marching

Thu, 23 Apr 2026 14:35:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who planned to hang out with her social activist friend this weekend, but before she even knows what she’s advocating for, we’re calling with the TRUTH!

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Phone Tap: Mario Party

Wed, 22 Apr 2026 14:35:00 +0000

Today we’re calling an entertainer whose company is under new management, and while he makes his money as a party magician, we have some SUPER ideas for a new job instead!

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Phone Tap: Nurse Nappy

Tue, 21 Apr 2026 14:45:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who just needs a doctors appointment, but thanks to the wonders of technology we can just let AI do the work while we take a nap!

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Phone Tap: Your Daughter's Song Sucks

Mon, 20 Apr 2026 14:40:00 +0000

In today’s Phone Tap we call the mother of a child participating in a talent show, and while we’re super excited for it, her daughter’s choice in music makes us SICK!

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Phone Tap: Ice Machine Madness

Fri, 17 Apr 2026 13:20:00 +0000

Nobody likes surprise fees. So in today’s Phone Tap Brooke calls a guy to say she's now charging him extra for taking ice from his work fridge!

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Phone Tap: Paternity Leave Roulette

Thu, 16 Apr 2026 13:20:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a soon-to-be new dad and while he’s about to be out on paternity leave, his replacements don’t exactly inspire any confidence!

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Phone Tap: Big Gulp Bouquet

Wed, 15 Apr 2026 13:20:00 +0000

We’re awarding a newly engaged guy with a completely free wedding! The only catch is it HAS to happen at 7-Eleven…

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Phone Tap: Blood Bank Return

Tue, 14 Apr 2026 13:20:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim donates blood once a month, so Brooke's calling from the blood bank to tell him “TAKE IT ALL BACK, WE DON’T WANT IT”

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Phone Tap: The Play Zone's At Capacity

Mon, 13 Apr 2026 13:20:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has twin daughters and Jeff's calling to uninvite them to a birthday party, because the play zone is at capacity, she’ll have to choose which one she loves more!

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Phone Tap: AI Medical Assistant

Fri, 10 Apr 2026 14:30:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy with a doctor’s appointment tomorrow, and thanks to our AI Medical assistant, checking in has never been more difficult!

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Phone Tap: Plenty Of Simps

Thu, 09 Apr 2026 14:35:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is trying out dating apps for the first time, and his brother used that opportunity to set him up with us for a PHONE TAP!

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Phone Tap: Surprise You're Getting Married

Wed, 08 Apr 2026 14:55:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who JUST moved in with his girlfriend, and after a big step like that, she’s EXPEDITING their future faster than you can say PHONE TAP!

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Phone Tap: Stoner Max Dog Breeder

Tue, 07 Apr 2026 14:45:00 +0000

When you think of all of our countless Phone Tap characters, which one do you think would be the WORST dog breeder? If you guess Stoner Max then you're right, hear his endeavor in the podcast!

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Phone Tap: Work From Home Webcam

Mon, 06 Apr 2026 14:35:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been telling all her coworkers she’s been angling to work from home five days a week. We’re calling to offer her just that, as long as she agrees to one huge stipulation first!

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Phone Tap: Free A Felon

Fri, 03 Apr 2026 14:20:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim was set up by his wife after she went to a charity dinner. He didn’t hear anything about the event but we’re about to call and collect the $5,000 she promised us to help get more felons back on the streets!

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Phone Tap: Scammer Tries To Transfer

Thu, 02 Apr 2026 14:31:00 +0000

We caught another big one! Today’s Phone Tap is another “Scam the Scammer” call and one of these days these fraudsters are gonna learn to stop calling our studio phone line!

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Phone Tap: April Fools At The Bank

Wed, 01 Apr 2026 14:28:00 +0000

Happy April Fools day! Today’s Phone Tap victim simply wants to resolve an issue with their bank, but Jose is on high alert for pranks. You can’t prank us if we’re pranking you first!

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Phone Tap: Head Pool Boy

Tue, 31 Mar 2026 14:35:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who works for a pool cleaning company and thanks to us, there’s NEW MANAGEMENT and we’re making some SKIMPY changes to the company uniform.

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Phone Tap: Church Flirt

Mon, 30 Mar 2026 14:35:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim made the mistake of mentioning to her friend that their pastor at church is “a little cute.” The friend emailed us and we got right to work on a PHONE TAP!

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Phone Tap: Take Your Pets To Work Day

Fri, 27 Mar 2026 14:35:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we’re taking a corporate “take your pets to work” rule to the EXTREME and seeing how long we can get away with it before today’s Phone Tap victim blows her lid!

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Phone Tap: Vahts In Ze Package

Thu, 26 Mar 2026 14:35:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants his package he’s been expecting for weeks, and instead of a normal customer service experience, he’s getting the DOUBLE GERMAN one!

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Phone Tap: Bank After Dark

Wed, 25 Mar 2026 14:12:35 +0000

These days, every business is trying to find any way to make an extra buck. In today’s Phone Tap we call a guy with a genuine issue with his bank, and let him know we’re not just a bank, we’re the EVENT SPACE of your DREAMS, too!

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Phone Tap: Your New Apartment Number

Tue, 24 Mar 2026 14:45:00 +0000

In today’s Phone Tap we call and woman to tell her that her apartment building is looking to add on units to make more money and her apartment number is the first thing that has to go!

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Phone Tap: Sell Me On It

Mon, 23 Mar 2026 14:35:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently moved to town and Jeff is calling as his “neighbor” to offer to hang out… as long as he can SELL HIM on it…

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Phone Tap: TIT Can Not Lie

Fri, 20 Mar 2026 14:05:00 +0000

We've reached our grand finale of BOT WEEK! Today, Jose calls a guy who is already frustrated with an airline for losing his luggage, but not to worry: we have an AI assistant to make sure no funny business happens on this call!

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Phone Tap: Arguing With My AI Girlfriend

Thu, 19 Mar 2026 14:35:00 +0000

Bot week continues! In your Phone Tap, we call a car mechanic and our challenge is to get him to stay on the phone as long as possible as we “argue” with our futuristic new AI Girlfriend!

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Phone Tap: AI Job Interview

Wed, 18 Mar 2026 15:30:00 +0000

We hope you’ve been enjoying BOT WEEK! And the AI Phone Taps aren’t stopping, today we’re conducting a job interview with an old-school type of guy who is struggling with how FUTURISTIC the onboarding process can be with a new job!

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Phone Tap: A.I. Says STFU

Tue, 17 Mar 2026 14:30:00 +0000

Bot Week rolls on! Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to know when he can pick up his order, but thanks to Artificial Intelligence, that has literally never been more impossible!

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Phone Tap: AI Karen Complains

Mon, 16 Mar 2026 14:55:00 +0000

All this week we’re celebrating “BOT WEEK” with some of our favorite AI-voice generated Phone Taps! In today’s call, Brooke lets her AI agent do all the “karen” complaining for her!

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Phone Tap: Sign Spinner Danger

Fri, 13 Mar 2026 13:20:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy and tell him what he thought was an innocent exchange with a sidewalk “side spinner” actually might have put him in mortal danger…

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Phone Tap: Blood Donor Actor

Thu, 12 Mar 2026 14:35:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap we call a woman whose son recently performed in his first community play and we have the PERFECT ROLE for him…. As long as his morals aren’t a problem…

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Phone Tap: Classy Weddings Only

Wed, 11 Mar 2026 14:55:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is stressed out by wedding planning and Brooke's about to make her situation 10 times worse with 20 times the budget!

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Phone Tap: Big Rick's Tow Yard Proposition

Tue, 10 Mar 2026 14:35:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim just had their car towed and on top of that their friends emailed us to mess with them! What a lucky guy!

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Phone Tap: Duo Couple Counseling

Fri, 06 Mar 2026 15:35:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap we’re calling a guy about to go into his first couples counseling session and introducing him to his MARRIED counselor duo!

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Phone Tap: Cuddle Con Co-Op

Thu, 05 Mar 2026 15:35:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks she booked a hotel ballroom for her son’s upcoming Bar Mitzvah, but we’re calling to tell her she accidentally double-booked with CuddleCon!

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Phone Tap: College Tours With Leo DiCaprio

Wed, 04 Mar 2026 15:35:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a daughter who is heading off to college in the fall. We’re calling from the school to let him know she’ll get to have a famous celebrity alumnus show her around! But he might not be happy with WHO the celeb is…

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Phone Tap: AI Fez Orders Food

Tue, 03 Mar 2026 15:35:00 +0000

These days people have AI assistants doing any number of everyday tasks for them, and in today’s Phone Tap, Brooke is using her AI to help order lunch, but there may be a few slight hiccups in the programming!

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Phone Tap: Stoner Max Car Cleaner

Mon, 02 Mar 2026 16:00:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim just had her care detailed and we’re letting STONER MAX call her to say he might have left some “paraphernalia” in her back seat!

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Phone Tap: No Fly List Baby

Fri, 27 Feb 2026 15:50:00 +0000

Today we’re Phone Tapping a woman and pretending to work for the airline she flew on last week. She’s not gonna like it, but we’re gonna have to BAN her baby from every flying the skies again!

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Phone Tap: Chicken Banana Smoothie

Wed, 25 Feb 2026 15:35:00 +0000

In today’s Phone Tap, we call a woman who has previously complained about her smoothie place not properly honoring her loyalty card and while we may not have the satisfaction she’s looking for, we do have an all new flavor of smoothie she needs to try!

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Phone Tap: TikTak Needs A Cuban

Tue, 24 Feb 2026 15:59:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is in charge of ordering lunches for her office every Friday. She called in the normal order, to the normal place, but the response she’s getting back is anything BUT normal!

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Phone Tap: Can't Ship to Vermont

Mon, 23 Feb 2026 15:55:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is frustrated after failing to receive a package he ordered. Until TODAY, when Brooke reaches out with a solution to his problem!

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Phone Tap: Steady Eddy and the Ugly Mirror

Fri, 20 Feb 2026 14:20:00 +0000

Jose’s Phone Tap character STEADY EDDY just purchased a mirror at a local home goods store and something just ain't right with it… we’ll find out what the problem is in your Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: The Perk Up Project

Thu, 19 Feb 2026 14:20:00 +0000

Today we’re calling a woman who donated to charity and letting her know her money is going towards cosmetic enhancements for teens in Beverly Hills!

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Phone Tap: Blow Co Has Your Rebate

Wed, 18 Feb 2026 14:20:00 +0000

In today’s Phone Call we’re tracking down a guy who bought a leaf blower DECADES ago, and even though its taken years to get a hold of him, today just might be his lucky day!

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Phone Tap: Better Dates Verified

Tue, 17 Feb 2026 14:20:00 +0000

Today we call a guy who recently asked his lady to define their relationship and before he gets the green light from her, we’re turning the SPOTLIGHT on him interrogation style!

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Phone Tap: Break the Bank

Mon, 16 Feb 2026 14:20:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy and tells him he’s the perfect candidate for our new reality show. The catch? It’s not so much of a show as a bank robbery.

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Phone Tap: Sleepless in Stuttgart

Fri, 13 Feb 2026 15:40:00 +0000

Valentine’s Day is almost here, and Jose’s character Hans Gloober has the perfect romantic movie suggestion for today’s Phone Tap victim!

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Phone Tap: Shopping Cart Charge

Thu, 12 Feb 2026 15:35:00 +0000

Today we’re calling someone and letting them know their local grocery story is implementing some new FEES and we forgot to charge them last time they shopped! Now, we’re coming to collect!

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Phone Tap: Affection Connection

Wed, 11 Feb 2026 15:35:00 +0000

Today we’re convincing a woman that her boyfriend secretly attends INTIMACY CLASSES, and Brooke's calling as his teacher to see why he wasn’t in class today!

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Phone Tap: Snaked Your Cake

Tue, 10 Feb 2026 15:35:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim works at a family fun center and one of her employees caught her sneaking a bite of leftover cake and now we’re calling to make it a FEDERAL CRIME!

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Phone Tap: Bank Ran Out Of Money

Mon, 09 Feb 2026 15:35:00 +0000

Today we’re Phone Tapping a guy who had trouble with his debit card recently, but it’s not his fault! We’re his bank and we simply ran out of money and are wondering if he’ll lend us some!

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Phone Tap: Timid Ben's New Dad

Fri, 06 Feb 2026 15:35:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy who matched on a dating app with a woman, and he pretends to be her son whose VERY excited to size up his new potential step dad!

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Phone Tap: Distracted Gym Membership

Thu, 05 Feb 2026 15:50:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim told his buddy he thinks he could get ANYONE to sign up for a gym membership. So we’re calling and putting his sales skills to the test with our toughest customer yet!

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Phone Tap: You Can't Say IKEA

Wed, 04 Feb 2026 15:35:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is trying to sell some old furniture online, and so we’re calling from the company that made the piece to say, “We see what you’re doing, and we’re coming AFTER YOU!”

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Phone Tap: Office Plant Whisperer

Tue, 03 Feb 2026 15:40:00 +0000

In today’s Phone Tap we pretend to be someone’s “reference” for a new job and when they call to ask us what his deal is, we might create some doubt that he’s a perfect fit for their job!

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Phone Tap: Bagels & Bangers

Mon, 02 Feb 2026 15:35:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a regular at a bagel shop, so we’re calling to make sure EVERYTHING and we mean EVERYTHING is up to his level of satisfaction!

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Phone Tap: Holiday Monster In Law

Fri, 30 Jan 2026 15:35:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim hosted her in-laws over the holidays, and today we’re calling as her mother in-law’s assistant with some NOTES about what could go better next time they visit!

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Phone Tap: Ed Daniels and the Satanic Yoga Studio

Thu, 29 Jan 2026 15:35:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we’re sending our intrepid field reporter ED DANIELS into town to report on a concerning new arrival at a Yoga Studio.

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Phone Tap: Cruddy Caribbean Cruise

Wed, 28 Jan 2026 15:59:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim THINKS she’s won an all-inclusive 10 day cruise… But we’re on the phone and those 10 days might not be all they’re cracked up to be!

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Phone Tap: Your Extra Hotel Fees

Tue, 27 Jan 2026 15:35:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim THINKS she’s getting a call from a hotel she stayed at a few weeks ago, but some of these extra charges we’re leveling are NOT adding up!

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Phone Tap: MENSA Maddie

Mon, 26 Jan 2026 15:40:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap we call a teacher who already has enough on her plate with the school year, and now we’re making her meet one of the most OVER-BEARING parents ever!

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Phone Tap: Smart Fridge Fiasco

Fri, 23 Jan 2026 15:40:00 +0000

AI Smart Appliances have gone TOO FAR! But that’s not our problem, so we’re using it to our advantage and Phone Tapping a woman who bought new Smart Fridge and has no idea what its learned about her home!

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Phone Tap: Influencers Eat Free

Thu, 22 Jan 2026 15:35:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim set up a nice dinner at a restaurant for he and his wife, so we’re calling from that restaurant to offer him a special opportunity, he just needs to be an INFLUENCER to redeem it!

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Phone Tap: Real World Escape Room

Wed, 21 Jan 2026 16:15:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is planning to take some friends to an ESCAPE ROOM experience. However, Escape Rooms in 2026 are WAY MORE immersive that you could ever imagine, just trust us!

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Phone Tap: Kitty In Italy

Tue, 20 Jan 2026 15:35:00 +0000

Today we’re Phone Tapping a woman who recently took her cat to the groomer, and while she thinks something bad is on the horizon, we actually have GREAT NEWS for her!

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Phone Tap: Void Your Vacation Days

Mon, 19 Jan 2026 14:20:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been nervous about being let go by his job. But no worries! Jose's calling to tell him his job is safe, as long as he hands over all those vacation days…

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Phone Tap: Old Alan Scams The Scammer

Fri, 16 Jan 2026 15:35:00 +0000

As a grand finale for “Scam the Scammer Week” we put Old Alan Winterbottom up against the best the fraudsters could throw at us!

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Phone Tap: Stoner Max Scams the Scammer

Thu, 15 Jan 2026 15:35:00 +0000

Normally, we’re the ones dialing someone up for a prank call. But when we got a scam call to the studio we hit the record button and let Jose cook for a Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: Couple Scammers Credit Karma

Wed, 14 Jan 2026 15:35:00 +0000

Scam the Scammer week continues and in today’s Phone Tap we combined the powers of Brooke AND Jeffrey to get this fraudster in his feelings!

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Phone Tap: Steady Eddie Scams the Scammer

Tue, 13 Jan 2026 15:40:00 +0000

The scam calls keep coming into our studio line so we’re gonna fight back! Coming up in your Phone Tap we’re fighting fire with fire with another edition of Scamming the Scammer!

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Phone Tap: Reverse Scam The Scammer

Mon, 12 Jan 2026 15:40:00 +0000

It’s the first day of SCAM THE SCAMMER Week! We’re phone tapping every single scam call we get to the station and the first one is thanks to Jose and Jeffrey!

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Phone Tap: Be My Grundlebuck

Fri, 09 Jan 2026 16:05:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim just got hired to start a new job so he knows NONE of his coworkers. We’re calling to see how far we can convince the new guy to go on his first day for his new boss!

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Phone Tap: Night At The Theater

Thu, 08 Jan 2026 15:35:00 +0000

Today we Phone Tap a guy who bought theater tickets but had to flake after his wife got sick. Now he wants to exchange the tickets but we’re not gonna let him off that easy!

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Phone Tap: Bank Sheets and Cold Treats

Wed, 07 Jan 2026 15:10:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to resolve a tiny dispute with his bank but unlucky for him, Jose is his customer service rep and concentration is not his strong suit...

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Phone Tap: Release the KraKaren

Tue, 06 Jan 2026 15:10:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a legit reason to complain about how she was treated at a coffee shop recently, but instead of hearing her out, Jeff's setting the passive-aggressive meter at 15!

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Phone Tap: Alan Raps The Senior Home

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 14:50:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap we’re introducing a new entertainer to the Assisted Living Facility circuit, and his name is Alan Winterbottom!

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Phone Tap: Good News Retirement Trio

Fri, 02 Jan 2026 14:20:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is retiring soon, but he’s the last person to find out about it. If that’s not concerning enough, we’re letting him know by way of song!

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Phone Tap: Snow White From The Streets

Thu, 01 Jan 2026 14:20:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap we’re springing an audition on a local community theater actor, and our idea for Snow White is a little more “street smart” than she ever could have imagined…

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Phone Tap: Balloon Party Fail

Wed, 31 Dec 2025 14:20:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls someone planning a big surprise party to let them know he's screwed up the entire balloon situation for them. WHOOPS!

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Phone Tap: Smash Zone Your Home

Tue, 30 Dec 2025 14:20:00 +0000

In today’s Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy who’s out of town for a week to let him know his neighbors have totally failed as house-sitters... And now his place is being turned into a SMASH ZONE!

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Phone Tap: Black Roses and UFOses

Mon, 29 Dec 2025 14:20:00 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, Jose and Jeff call a florist looking for one of the most extravagant and out of this world flower arrangements for Jose's EX-girlfriend…

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Phone Tap: Let Me Name Your Baby

Fri, 26 Dec 2025 14:20:00 +0000

Nothing is worse than someone giving you unsolicited baby name suggestions. We’re doing exactly that in today’s Phone Tap when Jose calls up a complete stranger with some of his best ideas!

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Phone Tap: Slink The Sub

Thu, 25 Dec 2025 14:20:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim knows her child’s teacher is out on maternity leave, so Jeff's going to pretend to be the new sub with the downright weirdest teaching style you’ve ever heard!

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Phone Tap: Gimme Your Stereo

Wed, 24 Dec 2025 14:20:00 +0000

Jeff calls a guy who's selling a stereo on Facebook Marketplace... He's shown up at his place while he’s not home to demand he sell it to him, NOW!

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Phone Tap: Hinge Cringe

Tue, 23 Dec 2025 14:20:00 +0000

A guy emailed us and said his roommate has been lying on his dating profile and asked us to call him out on it, with a Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: Old Alan Skydiving Instructor

Mon, 22 Dec 2025 14:20:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy scheduled to try skydiving for the first time and introduce him to his instructor, 80 year old Alan Winterbottom!

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#1 Phone Tap of 2025: Spare Room Roulette

Fri, 19 Dec 2025 14:20:00 +0000

Our Top 10 Phone Taps of Christmas Countdown has finally reached number 1! Today’s Phone Tap victim listed a room for rent online so we’re using every Phone Tap character in our collective bag to put his patience to the ultimate test!

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#2 Phone Tap of 2025: Vito and Vino Doormen

Thu, 18 Dec 2025 14:20:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently moved into a new fancy building with a DOORMAN. Before she can meet him, we’re gonna introduce ourselves first in a Phone Tap!

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#3 Phone Tap of 2025: Sexy Long Haul Truckers

Wed, 17 Dec 2025 14:20:00 +0000

Brooke's calling a guy whose job it is to answer those 1-800 “How’s My Driving?” calls from trucks on the road, and we guarantee he’s never gotten a call like today’s Phone Tap!

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#4 Phone Tap of 2025: Heavy Heartstrings Inc.

Tue, 16 Dec 2025 15:30:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim was set up by her friends, and although she’s been single for a long time, we have a romantic opportunity for her that she CAN’T PASS UP!

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#5 Phone Tap of 2025: No Cheering Section

Mon, 15 Dec 2025 15:30:00 +0000

In today’s Phone Tap Jeff calls a long time NFL season ticket holder to tell him we’re implementing a new “NO CHEERING” section, and his seats are smack dab in the middle!

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#6 Phone Tap of 2025: Trivia Queen

Fri, 12 Dec 2025 15:55:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks she’s playing Brooke in trivia later, but before the game, Brooke needs a HUGE favor and she’s willing to pay the price.

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#7 Phone Tap of 2025: Clown Parade

Thu, 11 Dec 2025 15:45:00 +0000

There’s nothing we love more than using our computer generated robot voice to mess with people who think they’re speaking to an AI bot. We’re doing it again to a hotel receptionist in your Phone Tap!

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#8 Phone Tap of 2025: Steady Eddy's Motel Oysters

Wed, 10 Dec 2025 16:05:00 +0000

The guy we’re Phone Tapping today claims his job working the front desk at a motel is dreadfully BORING. So we’re hoping to change that with some of the most outrageous room requests he’s ever dealt with!

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#9 Phone Tap of 2025: Creepy Limo Driver

Tue, 09 Dec 2025 15:40:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a limo driver and we’re calling to introduce him to the creepiest passenger he’ll ever have!

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#10 Phone Tap of 2025: Fifty Shades of Scrooge

Mon, 08 Dec 2025 15:35:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently auditioned for a play and today Brooke's calling back as the casting director he’s never met to let him know he GOT THE PART… but there’s one big catch…

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Phone Tap: Two Morons In A Library

Fri, 05 Dec 2025 15:35:00 +0000

In today’s Phone Tap, we call a librarian and Jeff and Jose are going to press her about some of the restrictive and overbearing regulations at her location.

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Phone Tap: Paging Dr. Love

Thu, 04 Dec 2025 15:59:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Jeff's going to try to convince our victim to give him a pep talk about how to meet women...And then make him instantly regret it...

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Phone Tap: Rooftop Fail

Wed, 03 Dec 2025 16:35:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap, instead of performing the service promised, Jeff's gonna just tarp off a woman’s roof and call it good. Hope that’s okay!

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Phone Tap: Principal For A Day

Tue, 02 Dec 2025 15:35:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a son who won a contest to be “Principal for a Day” at his school and Brooke's calling to let her know about the absolute CHAOS that’s unfolding thanks to his new policies…

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Phone Tap: Office Faxes and Turbo Laxes

Mon, 01 Dec 2025 15:40:00 +0000

Today Jeff teamed up with the coworkers of our Phone Tap victim to make him think that someone did something to the catering at their big office party. And now it’s his job to make everything right!

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Phone Tap: Sausage Island Getaway

Fri, 28 Nov 2025 14:20:00 +0000

Brooke's calling a woman and telling her she won an island vacation to the Caribbean... just as long as she ditches her boyfriend for a beach full of hot singles.

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Phone Tap: What's Your Drug Policy?

Thu, 27 Nov 2025 14:20:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a hiring manager who has been trying to fill a spot for WEEKS! So, we’re sending our least reliable candidate JOSE out hunting for some obscure job perks.

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Phone Tap: Birthday Butt Cake

Wed, 26 Nov 2025 14:25:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to make sure the cake arrives for his 5 year-old’s birthday party but Jeff's making sure he thinks something went horribly, horribly wrong, instead!

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Phone Tap: Big Rick Rigs the Pageant

Tue, 25 Nov 2025 14:20:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim runs beauty pageants and we’re gonna test her morals and see if we can influence her and RIG the competition in our favor!

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Phone Tap: Deez Books

Mon, 24 Nov 2025 14:20:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim loves the public library more than any other place on earth, so Jeff's going to make a BIG CHANGE to library rules that she’s going to absolutely hate!

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Phone Tap: Saying I Do To Dope Tikulitis

Fri, 21 Nov 2025 15:35:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is getting married this fall and unfortunately her officiant had a conflict so we’re sending our best beat boxer to oversee the ceremony instead!

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Phone Tap: No Joy For Pee Boys

Thu, 20 Nov 2025 15:30:00 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, we have Brooke play an upset mother whose calling a strip mall security office and she’s got a HUGE problem with an obscene water fountain.

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Phone Tap: Timid Benjamin's Missing Underwear

Wed, 19 Nov 2025 15:30:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim had a repair guy come over to fix an appliance recently, but what he doesn’t know is that repair guy left some unmentionables behind and we’re calling to get them back!

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Phone Tap: Hello Dolly

Tue, 18 Nov 2025 15:35:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he booked a quiet, peaceful Airbnb for a vacation but Brooke's calling as the owner of this house to tell him all about the horrifying, victorian dolls she left displayed on every inch of it!

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Phone Tap: Did You Eat My Password

Mon, 17 Nov 2025 16:45:00 +0000

Jeffrey is desperate to get in contact with today’s Phone Tap victim because he accidentally baked a piece of paper with his bitcoin wallet address into a cake that the guy ATE! Don’t you hate when that happens?

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Phone Tap: Apple Pay Meltdown

Fri, 14 Nov 2025 15:45:40 +0000

In today’s Phone Tap we might have made the guy we’re calling the MADDEST of any Phone Tap victim in 2025!

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Phone Tap: Simp Gets Vibe Checked

Thu, 13 Nov 2025 15:47:17 +0000

The character Brooke is channeling in today’s Phone Tap is so off putting, it almost made us LOSE our LUNCH when we first heard it. You gotta hear it for yourself in the podcast!

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Phone Tap: Old Alan's Tuxedo

Wed, 12 Nov 2025 15:39:55 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Old Alan Winterbottom is reaching out to a tuxedo rental shop, because he left something in the pocket and needs it back, BADLY!

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Phone Tap: Coma Matchmaker

Tue, 11 Nov 2025 16:04:45 +0000

Our Phone Tap victim has been unlucky in love to the point that he shelled out for a matchmaking service. So today we’re calling as that service and telling him we found his perfect Sleeping Beauty for him!

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Phone Tap: Mixed Up Matchmaker

Mon, 10 Nov 2025 15:35:23 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls a guy who has been unlucky in love so far in life, but thanks to his friends signing him up for a matchmaking service, he’s about to get WAY more than he bargained for!

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Phone Tap: Phone Spanish Translation

Fri, 07 Nov 2025 15:51:23 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim works tech support for a huge retailer and we’ve got one of the most unique and unbelievable issues with our new phone for him to try and solve!

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Phone Tap: Arguing With My AI Girlfriend

Thu, 06 Nov 2025 15:42:53 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we call a car mechanic and our challenge is to get him to stay on the phone as long as possible as we “argue” with our futuristic new AI Girlfriend!

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Phone Tap: Hotel Positivity Training

Wed, 05 Nov 2025 15:43:24 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is starting a new job at a hotel next week and so Jeff's calling him to train him on every single, weird uncomfortable and frisky scenario he could encounter!

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Phone Tap: Spotlight Stage Mom

Tue, 04 Nov 2025 15:38:57 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we’re calling a music teacher and pretending to be the mom of one of the kids chosen for a solo in their singing showcase! And this parent is putting a capital “H” in “Helicopter Mom”

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Phone Tap: You Donate Too Much

Mon, 03 Nov 2025 15:46:40 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim goes to church every Sunday and always donates when she can. But today, Jeff's calling from the church and telling her that some good deeds DO get punished!

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Phone Tap: Vito & Vino Paranormal Investigators

Fri, 31 Oct 2025 14:44:08 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim made the mistake of telling her friend she thinks her apartment might be haunted… So we’re sending our two best paranormal investigators her way!

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Phone Tap: Rolando Picks Your Costume

Thu, 30 Oct 2025 14:36:04 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim put his wife in charge of choosing their couple’s costume, so Jose's calling from the high-end costume store with some bad news about their first preference, but with some helpful replacement options!

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Phone Tap: Stoner Max Ate Your Candy

Wed, 29 Oct 2025 14:44:59 +0000

In your Phone Tap Jose calls a woman pretending to be her pool cleaner, and after a few mishaps on her property, she’ll need to replenish her ENTIRE HALLOWEEN CANDY STASH!

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Phone Tap: Batman Got Cake

Tue, 28 Oct 2025 14:44:03 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, Jeffrey is calling a costume store and trying to get some help finding the perfect Halloween outfit that accentuates his curvy dumper.

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Phone Tap: Trickle Down Trick or Treat

Mon, 27 Oct 2025 15:22:12 +0000

It’s another Halloween Phone Tap! Today, we're calling a woman who is expecting a call from her new neighbor, but she's not expecting the weird favor Brooke is about to ask her to do on Halloween night...

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Phone Tap: Jake Paul Tweet Battle

Fri, 24 Oct 2025 14:43:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is just trying to upgrade her hotel room on her anniversary trip, and Jeff is happy to help her. Just as long as he doesn't get distracted by anything…

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Phone Tap: HandyMitch and the Rotation Equation

Thu, 23 Oct 2025 14:37:52 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is on vacation with her husband and thinks he hired a handyman to fix their broken toilet while they’re gone. Jose is calling as that handyman, and not only has he fixed that toilet, but rotated everything she could imagine!

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Phone Tap: Hello, I'm Rich

Wed, 22 Oct 2025 15:08:21 +0000

It wasn’t hard for Brooke to transform into today’s Phone Tap character, we had her playing someone who is filthy, stinking rich! And she’s gonna rub it in today’s Phone Tap victim’s face all thanks to his girlfriend, who set him up!

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Phone Tap: Convict Customer Care

Tue, 21 Oct 2025 15:28:54 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who’s expecting her hardware store to get back to her after she filed a complaint. However, these days customer service calls could come from anywhere, even prison!

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Phone Tap: Your Movie Isn't Scary

Mon, 20 Oct 2025 14:51:25 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we call the manager of a movie theater, and we’ve got two of the most annoying complaints that we think she’s ever heard. It’s a customer service catastrophe!

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Phone Tap: Delivery Via Robin

Fri, 17 Oct 2025 14:42:49 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has had tons of problems recently getting Amazon packages delivered to her house, so we’re calling to help her troubleshoot! But we’re more trouble than help!

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Phone Tap: Rooftop Crapper

Thu, 16 Oct 2025 14:48:09 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a weird smell in their house and while she wants to call an exterminator, her boyfriend wanted to call US for a Phone Tap instead!

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Phone Tap: Don't Touch Granny's Peaches

Wed, 15 Oct 2025 14:42:15 +0000

In your Phone Tap, one of our listeners asked us to prank her mother, who she says has been “cranky” of late! But we’re gonna fix all her problems thanks to modern technology!

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Phone Tap: Rig The Soccer Game

Tue, 14 Oct 2025 14:34:28 +0000

In your Phone Tap Brooke's calling around town trying to get a youth soccer ref to simply take one of her delicious BRIBES! Why is this so difficult??

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Phone Tap: Terry Shipped Your Car

Mon, 13 Oct 2025 14:41:42 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who recently sold his car and has to ship it across the country, and it’s NOT gonna be easy AT ALL.

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Phone Tap: How To Date My Son

Fri, 10 Oct 2025 14:50:54 +0000

What would you do if the MOM of your date called you before you two had even met? We’d guess you’d either run for the hills OR you’d be today’s Phone Tap victim!

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Phone Tap: ChatGPT Tech Support

Thu, 09 Oct 2025 14:38:36 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who is STRUGGLING with tech issues trying to get into her email, but we’ve got the best artificial intelligence IT director in the entire company to help!

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Phone Tap: First Time First Class

Wed, 08 Oct 2025 14:59:46 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim just booked his FIRST EVER international flight, so before he flies we’re offering him some of the most ELITE accommodations to ever grace the skies!

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Phone Tap: Hatch Your Phone

Tue, 07 Oct 2025 14:44:33 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap Victim has been so upset and frustrated with her brand new phone, luckily for her, we’re ready to help her “HATCH” the new phone of her dreams!

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Phone Tap: Clover and the Es-SKI-oinage

Mon, 06 Oct 2025 14:39:23 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who works at a ski rental shop, and his boss commandeered our special ops services to track down any renters who don’t pay their fees!

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Phone Tap: Working Remote, WAY Remote

Fri, 03 Oct 2025 13:20:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap we call a woman who has been applying to work remotely from her job for over and year and although she’s now been approved… we have a WAY different definition of what “remote” means.

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Phone Tap: Move Your Yard Sale

Thu, 02 Oct 2025 14:46:41 +0000

In your Phone Tap Brooke calls a woman who is having a yard sale this coming Saturday and letting her know, her junk is nothing compared to the ESTATE SALE right down the street!

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Phone Tap: Facebook B-Day Friends

Wed, 01 Oct 2025 14:51:05 +0000

In your Phone Tap we’re pretending to be one of the Facebook friends of a guy whose celebrating his birthday. And who better to wish him the best than complete strangers??

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Phone Tap: Yer Scottish Lassie

Tue, 30 Sep 2025 18:47:28 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who recently had a DNA ancestry test, and while she’s 60% Scottish, we have the KING of the SCOTS ready to welcome her to the team!

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Phone Tap: No Cheering Section

Mon, 29 Sep 2025 14:38:22 +0000

In today’s Phone Tap we call a long time NFL season ticket holder and tell him we’re implementing a new “NO CHEERING” section, and his seats are smack dab in the middle!

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Phone Tap: Sandwich Survey IRL

Fri, 26 Sep 2025 14:44:05 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we’re taking those annoying customer satisfaction surveys that EVERY business seems to send you now, and bringing it into the FUTURE!

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Phone Tap: Rhinoplasty In Peace

Thu, 25 Sep 2025 14:41:54 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a makeup artist looking to pick up extra work, so we’re calling from a FUNERAL HOME and we’ve got more work for her than she can handle in 100 lifetimes!

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Phone Tap: Shampoo It Forward

Wed, 24 Sep 2025 15:02:40 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a haircut appointment at a NEW salon, and he’s about to learn what happens when the new place is a little short-staffed!

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Phone Tap: Marco's Bachelor Party

Tue, 23 Sep 2025 14:46:36 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who is SUPPOSED to be planning his buddy’s bachelor party, but after they heard he’s slacking, his friends set him up for a Phone Tap from us!

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Phone Tap: Stoner Max Little League Landscaper

Mon, 22 Sep 2025 14:53:01 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is on leave from his landscaping job after an injury, but not to worry! We have a temp fill-in for him that will only mildly ruin his day!

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Phone Tap: Flushaphobia

Fri, 19 Sep 2025 15:11:05 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a huge party at his house this weekend, unfortunately his toilet is broken. We’re sending a plumber, but the broken toilet might be the least of this guy’s new issues!

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Phone Tap: Overly Honest Concierge

Thu, 18 Sep 2025 14:35:25 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim already emailed his hotel asking for some recommendations for things to do in the city when he gets there, so Jeff's calling back with the cold, hard truth!

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Phone Tap: Timid Benjamin's Trip To The Food Bank

Wed, 17 Sep 2025 14:59:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap Jeff's pranking a woman who works at a food bank and telling her after years of donations, he's ready to make a withdrawal!

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Phone Tap: 50 Shades of Scrooge

Tue, 16 Sep 2025 14:43:02 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently auditioned for a play and today Brooke's calling back as the casting director he’s never met to let him know he GOT THE PART… but there’s one big catch…

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Phone Tap: Old Alan's Photography Studio

Mon, 15 Sep 2025 14:36:20 +0000

“Old Alan” is back for a new phone tap and today he’s calling the boyfriend of one of his nurses at the old folks home, trying to get his permission for a little photoshoot. Spicy!

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Phone Tap: Murder Mattress

Fri, 12 Sep 2025 15:07:43 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim won’t stop bragging to his wife that he got a GREAT deal on their new mattress. So we’re calling from the mattress store with some startling news: that mattress may have been used in a CRIME!

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Phone Tap: Double Month Undercharge

Thu, 11 Sep 2025 14:34:31 +0000

If you’ve never heard of the “Double Month Undercharge” plan for paying your cell phone bill, you’re gonna want to catch this next Phone Tap because it’s the hot new deal that everyone is LOVING!

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Phone Tap: To Catch A Cheater- Rental Car Rendezvous

Wed, 10 Sep 2025 14:47:22 +0000

We’re doing a brand new TO CATCH A CHEATER Phone Tap and pretending to be a guy’s rental car company!

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Phone Tap: I Found Your Wallet

Tue, 09 Sep 2025 14:51:57 +0000

Today Jose's Phone Tapping a guy who lost his wallet, and before he gives it back to him, he's gotta make sure he's not the one getting scammed!

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Phone Tap: Creepy Limo Ride

Mon, 08 Sep 2025 14:40:09 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a limo driver and we’re calling to introduce him to the creepiest passenger he’ll ever have!

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Phone Tap: Historical Clown Landmark Status

Fri, 05 Sep 2025 14:42:50 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently got a painting appraised and we’re calling with an appraisal that’s going to shake his entire house, life and wife to the core!

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Phone Tap: Too Tame For Tinder

Thu, 04 Sep 2025 14:55:35 +0000

One of our listeners e-mailed us to set up his brother for a Phone Tap! He just got back on the dating apps and so today we’re calling to tell him he’s being WAY too tame and he’ll need to spice it up if he wants to stay on!

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Phone Tap: Dope Tikulitis Crisis Negotiator

Wed, 03 Sep 2025 14:43:25 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has the uneasy task of interviewing people for a VERY HIGH-STRESS job. So today we’re sending our best candidate, who is stricken with Dope Tikulitis, to brighten up their day!

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Phone Tap: Angry AI Supervisor

Tue, 02 Sep 2025 14:59:38 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been having trouble with her internet provider. Not only are we sending Jeff out to fix her problem, but we’re also putting his angry AI supervisor on the case as well!

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Phone Tap: Put the Gross in Groceries

Mon, 01 Sep 2025 13:20:00 +0000

Jeff's calling a guy who is skeptical about his neighbors and letting him know their grocery delivery might have some clues to their strange behavior…

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Phone Tap: DJ Swapout

Fri, 29 Aug 2025 14:56:16 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a week away from their wedding and we’re calling with a LAST-MINUTE DJ to swap in, hope that’s alright!

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Phone Tap: I Wanna Hear You Work

Thu, 28 Aug 2025 14:39:35 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently got a new remote work job, and before he gets comfortable he’s gonna meet Brooke, his new overbearing supervisor who’s calling him right now!

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Phone Tap: Couples Customer Service

Wed, 27 Aug 2025 14:44:32 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been having issues with his air fryer and after several attempts to reach customer service, we’re reaching out to him with the cutest couple from customer care!

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Phone Tap: Next Top Dogfluencer

Tue, 26 Aug 2025 14:49:47 +0000

One of our listeners recently told her sister she entered her dog in a pet-influencer contest, so in today’s Phone Tap we’re calling from Doggy Hollywood!

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Phone Tap: Meet the Pickle Daddy

Mon, 25 Aug 2025 14:55:08 +0000

Today we’re Phone Tapping a guy who is a volunteer pickleball instructor and telling him, based on some changes at the community center there’s some VERY randy seniors looking to take his class.

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Phone Tap: Hans Needs A Job

Fri, 22 Aug 2025 13:20:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Jose’s character “Hans Gluber” is looking for a new job and we’ve got our sights on an employment counselor as our Phone Tap victim!

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Phone Tap: Give Me A Baby

Thu, 21 Aug 2025 13:20:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap Brooke calls a soon-to-be first time father to see if he’s game for being a soon-to-be two-time dad if you know what we mean…

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Phone Tap: Cool Kids Love Cover Music

Wed, 20 Aug 2025 13:20:00 +0000

An email to customer service about a music streaming app crashing is leading someone headfirst into our trap and a Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: Guffed Up Your Gutters

Tue, 19 Aug 2025 13:20:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks she’s getting her roof replaced, but just ten minutes after she left Jose's calling with some news she’s NOT gonna be happy with!

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Phone Tap: Naughty Neighbors Webshow

Mon, 18 Aug 2025 13:20:00 +0000

One of our listeners came up with an elaborate way for us to Phone Tap his wife, and it involves their HOA president, a fake documentary series and a bizarre crime.

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Phone Tap: Preemptive Off-Boarding

Fri, 15 Aug 2025 14:43:34 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is starting a new job but before we can on-board him, we’ll need to pre-emptively OFF BOARD him first!

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Phone Tap: Chubby Baby Photoshoot

Thu, 14 Aug 2025 14:57:03 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been waiting WEEKS for photos of her new baby to come in, and we’re calling with an update, and that update? Your baby is fat.

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Phone Tap: Timid Benjamin's Caribbean Cruise

Tue, 12 Aug 2025 14:44:05 +0000

In today’s Phone Tap we call a customer service rep who works for a major cruise line and we guarantee she’s never heard some of the complaints that we cooked up for Timid Benjamin!

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Phone Tap: Tik Tak Wants A Magician

Mon, 11 Aug 2025 14:53:03 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we sent a guy named TIK TAK to learn the secrets of a local magician, and we’ll see what he’s willing to spill!

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Phone Tap: Suggestions for the Substitute

Fri, 08 Aug 2025 14:56:49 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a substitute teacher and while she’s filling in for a few weeks, Brooke is calling as a concerned parent with a LAUNDRY LIST of critiques, tips, and teaching-adjustments she should make.

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Phone Tap: Dr. Frosty to the OR

Thu, 07 Aug 2025 14:40:18 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim doesn’t know it but his wife has been plotting with us for MONTHS to prank him while she’s away for a minor surgery!

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Phone Tap: Cuffed At The Key Party

Wed, 06 Aug 2025 14:45:45 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Jeff's calling a woman and telling her that her husband might have been up to something SPICY the night she left a neighborhood party earlier than he did…

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Phone Tap: Hypothetical Carjacking

Tue, 05 Aug 2025 14:41:08 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim needs some cheering up after his car was stolen right out of his driveway. Unfortunately we don’t do cheer-ups on this show we do prank phone calls and he’s getting one!

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Phone Tap: Not Shy About Dung Quai

Mon, 04 Aug 2025 14:46:49 +0000

We’re giving a Phone Tap Victim his work performance review and his grade is entirely dependent on how many supplements he buys from our sketchy side hustle!

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Phone Tap: Blind Pizza Delivery

Fri, 01 Aug 2025 13:20:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has suffered at the hands of late pizza delivery repeatedly, so today Jose's piling on and calling him with one of the worst delivery updates he could ever hear!

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Phone Tap: Whistle Lessons

Thu, 31 Jul 2025 14:40:46 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Brooke is calling an elementary school teacher to beef with his curriculum. Most notably: he’s teaching the kids to whistle and she’s NOT happy about it…

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Phone Tap: Fill In Photog

Wed, 30 Jul 2025 14:39:02 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Jeff's posing as a last-minute replacement wedding photographer and he's about to make this bride’s life a nightmare!

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Phone Tap: My Cousin Rezzy

Tue, 29 Jul 2025 14:39:28 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim was faced with two choices: either lie for a customer on the phone or bust him in front of his wife!

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Phone Tap: What Can I Steal?

Mon, 28 Jul 2025 14:47:55 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we’re calling the front desk of a hotel and getting straight to the point: Tell us what we can steal from our room or there’s gonna be trouble.

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Phone Tap: Rolando Bachata Class

Fri, 25 Jul 2025 14:45:10 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim was set up by his girlfriend who just started Spanish dance lessons. And who better to give an update from class than Jose’s “ROLANDO!”

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Phone Tap: Ice Machine Madness

Thu, 24 Jul 2025 14:43:54 +0000

Nobody likes surprise fees. So in today’s Phone Tap Brooke calls a guy to say she's now charging him extra for taking ice from his work fridge!

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Phone Tap: Mr. Stylish and the Vanity Plate

Wed, 23 Jul 2025 14:42:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been hoping to get a specific vanity license plate for his business, but he’s about to become acquainted with a whole new type of DMV screwup!

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Phone Tap: Flirting Translator

Tue, 22 Jul 2025 14:45:10 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we call a woman as a guy who is a little nervous for their first date, but luckily we have a little HELP on our side to show what we ACTUALLY mean when we say things…

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Phone Tap: I'm Not Jared

Mon, 21 Jul 2025 14:42:49 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, Jeff finds out exactly how far our sweet Phone Tap victim will go to stand up for his girlfriend!

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Phone Tap: Beep, Bag, Breathe

Fri, 18 Jul 2025 14:47:59 +0000

What do you do if your significant other loves doing self checkout at the grocery store... But is really bad at it? You tell us, so we can reprimand them in a Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: Go Back To College

Thu, 17 Jul 2025 14:44:10 +0000

Today's Phone Tap victim just found out a juicy piece of office gossip...a coworker got fired for lying on her resume! She thought that wouldn't affect her...that is until we pose as HR with some pretty big questions about some of the things she CLAIMED about her college "experience". Is she SURE she wasn't lying too?

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Phone Tap: Hookup House

Wed, 16 Jul 2025 14:53:14 +0000

In today's Phone Tap we call an older gentleman who’s been EXTREMELY frustrated with the city...Which is why we can't wait to tell him about the new reality show coming to his neighborhood!

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Phone Tap: Vito & Vino Lost Your Blouse

Tue, 15 Jul 2025 14:39:05 +0000

Today we call a woman who was convinced by her friend to try a new dry cleaner and of course there was a problem. The good news is the manager was on top of it, the bad news? His name is Vito with his trusty assistant Vino!

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Phone Tap: From Streaming To Screaming

Mon, 14 Jul 2025 14:52:14 +0000

Ever feel like there’s just never anything good to watch on the streaming services? We’ll were gonna fix that today in your brand new Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: Pooch Smooch

Fri, 11 Jul 2025 14:53:21 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is booked for a small-time TV commercial and Jeff's calling to convince her that she might want to reconsider taking the job once she hears what the product is…

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Phone Tap: Non-Essential Organ Donor

Thu, 10 Jul 2025 14:46:08 +0000

We’re calling an organ donor to see if he has any organs he’s not using right now that he’d like to hand over!

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Phone Tap: Know Nothing Nanny

Wed, 09 Jul 2025 14:37:03 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we call a long-time nanny while she’s on vacation and introduce her to her clueless, unskilled and dangerous replacement: ALEXIS!

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Phone Tap: Gram Gram's New Toy

Tue, 08 Jul 2025 14:37:53 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we’re having what has to be the most UNCOMFORTABLE conversation you could ever have with a guy about his elderly mother.

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Phone Tap: Anya From Applebee's

Mon, 07 Jul 2025 14:33:17 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim always gets hit on by cougars at his restaurant job, so today Brooke is calling as a flirtatious forty-something who has her eyes on something OFF the menu, if you know what we mean…

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Phone Tap: Quickster

Fri, 04 Jul 2025 13:20:00 +0000

A listener asked us to prank his roommate who keeps bringing girls from Tinder to their apartment. So we’re calling from Tinder HQ to go over his hookup history!

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Phone Tap: Trudy De Nudie

Thu, 03 Jul 2025 13:20:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim doesn’t know anyone in the neighborhood she’s moving to, so we’re introducing her to her first new friend: Trudy De Nudie, the world’s first and only nudist realtor.

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Phone Tap: Fire Raymond

Wed, 02 Jul 2025 13:20:00 +0000

We’re calling a woman who's at work to tell her that because her boss is out of town, it’s now HER job to do “boss things” like firing Raymond.

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Phone Tap: Deadly Glove Box

Mon, 30 Jun 2025 13:20:00 +0000

Jose's calling a guy with a new car to tell him there’s been a factory issue with his glove box and he should be careful or it might explode!

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Phone Tap: Briar Patch Is Gonna Rob You

Fri, 27 Jun 2025 15:06:18 +0000

Jewelry stores have top notch security, but has anyone just asked nicely to rob the store? Jose's going to try that tactic in today's Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: Sniff My Dogs Rear

Wed, 25 Jun 2025 14:36:18 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Jeff's calling a dog sitter and seeing how far he can go to make him regret ever doing a favor for his neighbor!

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Phone Tap: Practice the Surprise

Mon, 23 Jun 2025 14:32:36 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is attending a surprise party soon and Jeff's calling to give him a VERY important role in the surprise.... his duty involves just ONE WORD.

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Phone Tap: Marla Fell Asleep In Your Car

Fri, 20 Jun 2025 15:01:59 +0000

Brooke’s Phone Tap character “Marla” is unlike anything we’ve ever heard or seen before. She’s got no time to fool around, and she's calling with bad news!

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Phone Tap: Ping Pong Mortgage

Thu, 19 Jun 2025 14:34:19 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is really close to purchasing his first home, so it’s really important he finalizes his mortgage paperwork. Unfortunately, Jose is his mortgage officer and it’s EVEN MORE important that he break a world record.

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Phone Tap: Lie Detector Is Never Wrong

Wed, 18 Jun 2025 15:10:12 +0000

In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a woman and accuses her of STEALING from her own grandmother! Puzzle pieces don’t just go missing out of nowhere!

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Phone Tap: Trivia Queen

Tue, 17 Jun 2025 14:46:51 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks she’s playing Brooke in trivia later, but before the game, Brooke needs a HUGE favor and she’s willing to pay the price.

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Phone Tap: Your Vibe Robbed The Bank

Mon, 16 Jun 2025 14:47:03 +0000

All we had to go off for today’s Phone Tap was the title of someone’s favorite Spotify playlist. But we somehow managed to get her on a Most Wanted list because of it!

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Phone Tap: Micro Chip Your Child

Fri, 13 Jun 2025 13:20:00 +0000

In today’s Phone Tap, Brooke's calling a mother with a daughter in daycare and offering some extreme methods of parenting we think would be helpful!

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Phone Tap: Pin Daddy Bowling League

Thu, 12 Jun 2025 15:05:25 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently moved to a new city with his wife, who signed him up for a bowling league in order to make new friends. Little does he know, he just became our new PIN DADDY!

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Phone Tap: Brutally Honest Feedback

Wed, 11 Jun 2025 14:37:47 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been run through the ringer while applying for a new job, so his roommate thought he might be a perfect candidate for some of our brutally honest feedback!!

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Phone Tap: Crackdown on the Clapdown

Tue, 10 Jun 2025 14:41:23 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has never been to a symphony before and isn’t really sure of the etiquette, but lucky for them Brooke's calling with all the helpful tips (and unhelpful ones) she can handle!

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Phone Tap: Car Clairvoyant

Mon, 09 Jun 2025 14:42:51 +0000

In your Phone Tap we’re calling a guy with an insurance question we bet he’s never dealt with… in this lifetime or thousands of past lifetimes either!

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Phone Tap: DJ Midlife Crisis

Thu, 05 Jun 2025 14:32:17 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim volunteered to chaperone’s his kid’s school dance and we’re calling him to let him know his responsibilities are WAY past what he ever expected they would be!

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Phone Tap: Neighborly Advice

Wed, 04 Jun 2025 15:00:57 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim had the gall to leave a note on her neighbor’s badly parked car, so today we’re calling and fighting her passive aggression with even MORE passive aggression!

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Phone Tap: Foreign Exchange Mixup

Tue, 03 Jun 2025 14:44:35 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is looking for work and has been filling out tons of applications, but thanks to some fine print, he’s about to get way more than he bargained for!

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Phone Tap: Wedding Songs and Lonely Dogs

Mon, 02 Jun 2025 14:37:11 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is getting married this year but hasn’t picked out her first dance song yet, luckily we’re calling as her wedding DJ and we have the perfect song that won’t leave a dry eye in the house!

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Phone Tap: Historic Battle of the Beans

Fri, 30 May 2025 14:44:36 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently got a note that the city would be doing some construction in front of his house, and so we’re calling to let him know the maintenance will be not only HISTORIC but also REVOLUTIONARY!

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Phone Tap: Hotel Silent Service

Thu, 29 May 2025 14:40:07 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim’s wife told us where he went on a business trip, his hotel, his room number and strange things he does when he sleeps and we combined it into a brand new PHONE TAP!

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Phone Tap: Moldovian GPS Royalties

Wed, 28 May 2025 15:20:36 +0000

Normally a years old social media video might come back to HAUNT you, but for today’s Phone Tap victim, that kind of video might change his life for GOOD!

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Phone Tap: Blow Co Has Your Rebate

Tue, 27 May 2025 14:59:29 +0000

In today’s Phone Call we’re tracking down a guy who bought a leaf blower DECADES ago, and even though its taken years to get a hold of him, today just might be his lucky day!

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Phone Tap: Jenna's Mom Has Got It Going On

Mon, 26 May 2025 13:20:00 +0000

If your Tinder Date’s mom called you before you even met her daughter, would that scare you off for good? We’re hoping so in today's Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: A.I. Says STFU

Fri, 23 May 2025 13:20:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to know when he can pick up his order, but thanks to Artificial Intelligence, that has literally never been more impossible!

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Phone Tap: Better Dates Verified

Thu, 22 May 2025 15:03:30 +0000

Today we call a guy who recently asked his lady to define their relationship and before he gets the green light from her, we’re turning the SPOTLIGHT on him interrogation style!

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Phone Tap: Barnaby The Best Man

Wed, 21 May 2025 14:37:44 +0000

How quickly can you tell if you’re on the phone with a weirdo? In Today’s Phone Tap we think we’re setting a record time in that department!

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Phone Tap: The Perk Up Project

Tue, 20 May 2025 15:16:57 +0000

Today we’re calling a woman who donated to charity and letting her know her money is going towards cosmetic enhancements for teens in Beverly Hills!

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Phone Tap: Let's Family Gumshoe You

Mon, 19 May 2025 15:10:56 +0000

One of the best feelings in the world is becoming a self-sufficient adult. You move out of your parent's place, get a nice place, well-paying job. The only thing that could ruin it? A prank phone call saying it's all fake.

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Phone Tap: Stoner Max and Marcos Whip

Fri, 16 May 2025 16:41:19 +0000

We call a woman who is worried she accidentally nicked a car in a parking lot. While she thought no one saw, she's in for a shock when she gets a call from Stoner Max saying he knows EXACTLY what she did in your brand new Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: Babysitting Teddy

Thu, 15 May 2025 15:01:56 +0000

In today’s Phone Tap we call a guy who's agreed to babysit for his wife's friend....and since he hasn't met her child yet, we thought we'd introduce him using a completely fake kid made from internet clips!

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Phone Tap: Steady Eddy and the Ugly Mirror

Wed, 14 May 2025 15:55:39 +0000

Jose’s Phone Tap character STEADY EDDY just purchased a mirror at a local home goods store and something just ain't right with it… we’ll find out what the problem is in your brand new Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: No Voice Activation

Tue, 13 May 2025 15:09:40 +0000

Today's Phone Tap victim installs home appliances and has been complaining to his boss about all the stupid questions customers ask, so we're making sure he'll never get a customer dumber than the one calling him today!

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Phone Tap: Precision Parallel Parking

Mon, 12 May 2025 15:16:02 +0000

Today we call a woman to let her know she was seen parallel parking the other day, and it was SO GOOD that she's been nominated for an outstanding award!

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Phone Tap: Face of IBS

Fri, 09 May 2025 17:24:41 +0000

Today's Phone Tap victim is a woman who recently got professional family photos taken and Brooke's calling to tell her the good news...Her prints are 100% FREE! In exchange she just needs to agree to something...And she’s REALLY gonna have to think about it… because it could make her FAMOUS.

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Phone Tap: Work Surprise Party

Thu, 08 May 2025 17:03:53 +0000

Today's Phone Tap victim recently applied for a home equity line of credit, and he’s nervous about what he can qualify for...That's why we're sending in our most financially responsible... never distracted.... loan officer Jose to help!

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Phone Tap: House Color Denied

Tue, 06 May 2025 14:51:55 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a woman who applied to her homeowner’s association for approval to paint her house a new color, and she’s not gonna slip that past him so easily!

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Phone Tap: Authentic Human Dating Profile

Mon, 05 May 2025 14:44:06 +0000

In your Phone Tap Brooke prank calls a guy who told his friends he used Chat GPT of all things to spice up his dating profile. Big mistake!

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Phone Tap: Vito and Vino Doormen

Fri, 02 May 2025 14:48:32 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently moved into a new fancy building with a DOORMAN. Before she can met him, we’re gonna introduce ourselves first in a brand new Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: Transporting For Temu

Thu, 01 May 2025 16:03:28 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we’re calling a woman who recently purchased a few knockoff items from TEMU. In light of the new restrictions on imports, we’re gonna need her assistance when we fly her junk in OURSELVES!

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Phone Tap: Bumble Meatball Party

Wed, 30 Apr 2025 14:56:03 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim just got into online dating for the first time since his divorce, so Brooke's calling as the woman he gave his phone number to! Dating has changed since he last was out in the streets and he better catch up!

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Phone Tap: Cat Calling Parrot

Tue, 29 Apr 2025 15:11:16 +0000

In today’s Phone Tap Jose prank calls the daughter of an elderly woman who has an in-home care provider. Now that the help is on vacation, he's stepping in and wreaking a little bit of havoc!

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Phone Tap: Funzie the Funeral Clown

Mon, 28 Apr 2025 14:41:33 +0000

Today Brooke's calling a guy who works as a party entertainer and seeing if he’ll be willing to take his clown skills to a FUNERAL for the right price…

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Phone Tap: My Voicemails Gone Loco

Fri, 25 Apr 2025 14:44:00 +0000

Working IT leads to some of the same boring issues coming up over and over again. But in today’s Phone Tap were starting problems that no IT person has ever heard of in their life!

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Phone Tap: Weefi Violation

Thu, 24 Apr 2025 14:45:23 +0000

In today’s Phone Tap we’re calling a guy who frequently travels for business and little does he know, we’ve been tracking what’s been going on in his hotel room and he’s NOT gonna be happy with our new rules for his stays!

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Phone Tap: License Plate Rejected

Wed, 23 Apr 2025 14:43:27 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim tried to apply for a vanity license plate and was denied. So after emailing to appeal their decision, Brooke's calling him back with a completely NON-HELPFUL decision.

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Phone Tap: Brain Booster Side Effect

Tue, 22 Apr 2025 15:08:22 +0000

The guy Jeff's pranking today has been taking one of those “mind-sharpening” vitamin products and he told his wife he swears they’re working. She emailed us and now he’s the latest victim of our Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: Don't Click Me Dirty

Mon, 21 Apr 2025 15:08:51 +0000

One of our listeners emailed us and said his wife accused him of looking at some inappropriate stuff on the internet. So in today’s Phone Tap Brooke's calling to confirm her worst fears!

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Phone Tap: Hans Needs A Wingman

Fri, 18 Apr 2025 12:20:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim knows he’s getting a new coworker moving from Germany, and Jose's calling to introduce himself and get him to spill where all the HOT LADIES are in the office…

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Phone Tap: Sweating For Smoothies

Thu, 17 Apr 2025 12:20:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim gets a smoothie every single day, so we’re calling her from the shop to let her know today’s order might take a little longer to arrive because of… complications…

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Phone Tap: Roast Beef Massagewich

Wed, 16 Apr 2025 12:20:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim was in the middle of a busy lunch rush and Jeff called with one of the most aggravating and strange sandwich orders of all time!

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Phone Tap: Cougar Meets Mommy

Tue, 15 Apr 2025 12:20:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we got a request from a college student who’s going home for a family reunion to prank his mom. So Brooke's calling as his new, mature, cougar-iffic girlfriend to introduce herself!

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Phone Tap: You Gave My Son The Herp

Mon, 14 Apr 2025 12:20:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is used to dealing with some uptight parents but we bet she’s never received the kind of complaint Jeff's about to lodge at her!

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Phone Tap: Clover's Helicopter Tours

Fri, 11 Apr 2025 13:20:00 +0000

Today you’ll hear maybe the first time that WE got more FRUSTRATED with our Phone Tap victim than he was with us!

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Phone Tap: Turd Track Your Dog

Thu, 10 Apr 2025 15:15:56 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is worried her apartment building is trying to get her in trouble for not picking up her dog’s poop, but we actually have a very enticing financial offer instead… if only she’ll play it cool!

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Phone Tap: Jose CAMEOS His Biggest Fan

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 15:04:21 +0000

This may be one of our favorite Phone Taps of the entire year! Even if this listener isn’t a huge fan of Jose, he’s still about to get way more than he bargained for!

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Phone Tap: Brushing Bad

Tue, 08 Apr 2025 14:43:06 +0000

Today we’re pranking a substitute art teacher, and we’ve got a lesson plan that we guarantee he never thought he’d have to deal with in even his wildest dreams!

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Phone Tap: Heavy Heartstrings Inc

Mon, 07 Apr 2025 14:49:53 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim was set up by her friends, and although she’s been single for a long time, we have a romantic opportunity for her that she CAN’T PASS UP!

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Phone Tap: Jealous A.I Fiance

Fri, 04 Apr 2025 15:44:53 +0000

Today we’re Phone Tapping a dance studio and trying to get some one on one lessons. The catch is: our partner is a little robotic, and we don’t mean stiff. You’ll see what we mean when you hear the call!

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Phone Tap: New to Naturopathic

Thu, 03 Apr 2025 15:03:09 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim had his girlfriend sign him up for an appointment with a naturopathic doctor, and before his first visit Brooke's calling with a laundry list of do’s and don’ts to see how far she can push him!

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Phone Tap: Over Aggressive Typer

Wed, 02 Apr 2025 14:46:13 +0000

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Phone Tap: Dolphin Trainer Mixup

Tue, 01 Apr 2025 14:43:52 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is just two days into a new job and we’re gonna spice things up by making her think she’s in hot water with HR!

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Phone Tap: New Neighbor Jamie Button

Tue, 01 Apr 2025 14:43:20 +0000

You never know what you’re gonna get with a new neighbor. Today’s Phone Tap victim is getting “JAMIE BUTTON” who you’ll just have to hear to believe!

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Phone Tap: LoBros 4 Life

Fri, 28 Mar 2025 14:56:40 +0000

We’re in the midst of the college basketball tourney and one of our listeners sent us his brother’s bracket and we’re using it against him in a brand new Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: Insurance From Home

Thu, 27 Mar 2025 14:39:39 +0000

Working from home might be pretty cushy for some people, but in radio we don’t get that option. Until today when Brooke took working from home to the extreme in an all new Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: 5th Proposal's The Charm

Wed, 26 Mar 2025 14:53:39 +0000

A young man is in love and wants to do something special for the girl of his dreams! It’s not the romance of the century, it’s your brand new Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: Grocery Store Granny

Tue, 25 Mar 2025 14:44:14 +0000

One of our listeners emailed in and asked us to prank her sister who is turning 49 soon! So today we’re offering her all the perks of our new Senior Citizen program at the grocery store!

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Phone Tap: Clown Parade

Mon, 24 Mar 2025 15:07:15 +0000

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Phone Tap: Gentle Car Talk

Fri, 21 Mar 2025 14:43:12 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a mechanic at an auto body shop, and Brooke's calling from corporate to institute some new, gentler rules about how he’s allowed to talk to customers going forward!

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Phone Tap: Spare Room Roulette

Thu, 20 Mar 2025 14:38:52 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim listed a room for rent online so we’re using every Phone Tap character in our collective bag to put his patience to the ultimate test!

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Phone Tap: Pizza Re-Do

Wed, 19 Mar 2025 15:09:00 +0000

What do you get when you take a Type A person who’s a little uptight, and on top of that they’re mad they got the wrong pizza delivered? A perfect recipe for a Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: Kid's Birthday Party Surprise

Tue, 18 Mar 2025 14:43:01 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim works as an entertainer for children’s birthday parties and while she normally dresses as a princess or a mermaid, we have a request we guarantee she’s never heard before!

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Phone Tap: The Name Shame

Mon, 17 Mar 2025 15:52:02 +0000

Today Brooke's pranking a mother, and calling as a substitute teacher who has a few aggressive suggestions for how her child’s name should actually be pronounced!

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Phone Tap: Turning Necks and Cutting Paychecks

Fri, 14 Mar 2025 13:20:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap Brooke's telling a guy that corporate is reducing the size of his paycheck each week, and it might just be what sends him over the edge!

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Phone Tap: Mr. Wax On Wax Off

Thu, 13 Mar 2025 14:52:46 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently went and got a massage and made the mistake of telling her friend the masseuse was “kind of cute.” We’re taking that comment and blowing it out of proportion!

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Phone Tap: Thanks For Your Intestines

Wed, 12 Mar 2025 14:41:47 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim was recently “over-served” at a wedding and doesn’t remember much about that night… so we decided to give him a call and remind him of all the major promises he made to a complete stranger!

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Phone Tap: Silent Screamers Retreat

Tue, 11 Mar 2025 15:04:59 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is hoping to have a relaxing weekend away with his wife, but Brooke's calling to tell him thanks to a convention that’s in town, he might never sleep well again!

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Phone Tap: College Admission Chaos

Mon, 10 Mar 2025 18:04:58 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we call a woman whose daughter is applying to colleges, and in order for us to accept her, mama is gonna need to meet our RIGOROUS standards!

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Phone Tap: Cancelo Subcriptiono

Fri, 07 Mar 2025 16:14:31 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to cancel their language-tutor subscription, but when we’re on the phone NOTHING is ever that easy!

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Phone Tap: Timid Ben Calls The Matchmaker

Thu, 06 Mar 2025 15:49:52 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim works for a matchmaking service, and we guarantee she’s never had a client as challenging as TIMID BENJAMIN.

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Phone Tap: Steady Eddy's Motel Oysters

Wed, 05 Mar 2025 15:55:07 +0000

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Phone Tap: Tak Tok Discount Watches

Tue, 04 Mar 2025 15:59:35 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim loves a nice watch, and Jeff has the deal of a life time for him! Unfortunately, these watches weren’t sourced very ethically, or even from living people!

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Phone Tap: Alan vs Delores

Mon, 03 Mar 2025 15:57:02 +0000

One of our more contentious Phone Tap characters is the 80 year old Alan Winterbottom and today he may have finally met his match by the name of DELORES!

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Phone Tap: VF Flowers

Fri, 28 Feb 2025 15:47:09 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we’re debuting a new business venture that Silicon Valley entrepreneurs are gonna love: Virtual Reality FLOWERS! It’s just as DUMB as it sounds!

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Phone Tap: Mid-Life Crisis Package

Thu, 27 Feb 2025 15:59:42 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is finally at the stage in life where he wants to purchase his dream car… So of course, his wife emailed us to MESS with him since it’s OBVIOUSLY a mid-life crisis waiting to happen!

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Phone Tap: Big Rick's Buffet Ban

Wed, 26 Feb 2025 15:44:08 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap Victim goes to the same buffet restaurant every Sunday morning with his family, so today Jose's calling to BAN him for life for some EGREGIOUS line-cutting behavior!

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Phone Tap: Lawyer Of Love

Tue, 25 Feb 2025 15:43:46 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been chatting with a woman named Juniper for about a week, but before their first date, he needs to talk to her representation, and unfortunately that means BROOKE!

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Phone Tap: Overdue Surprise

Mon, 24 Feb 2025 15:38:15 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim threw a surprise party for a friend and invited a bunch of acquaintances she didn’t know. So Jeffrey's calling to say he's still in the house and can’t get OUT!

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Phone Tap: The Bee Whisperer

Fri, 21 Feb 2025 13:25:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim called a pest control company to take care of a Bee’s Nest. We found it, sent Jose over there, and made EVERYTHING WORSE.

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Phone Tap: A-Hole Therapy

Thu, 20 Feb 2025 13:20:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls a guy who signed up for therapy for the first time, and she's about to make his first session a lot more interesting than he expected....

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Phone Tap: Timid Benjamin Emcees A Charity

Wed, 19 Feb 2025 13:20:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is putting on a charity auction but she isn’t going to meet her master of ceremonies until the last minute, when she gets a phone call from Timid Benjamin…

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Phone Tap: Chugga Chugga Cheater

Tue, 18 Feb 2025 13:20:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Alexis is calling a college-level teacher’s assistant and seeing if she can blackmail him into giving her answers to the quiz coming up!

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Phone Tap: Don't Offend the Japanese Prince

Mon, 17 Feb 2025 13:20:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a bakery owner to tell her a very honorable international guest is visiting her store later and things are about to get VERY uncomfortable for all of her customers.

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Phone Tap: Rolando Valentine's Day Flowers

Fri, 14 Feb 2025 16:08:51 +0000

You shouldn’t do any Valentine’s Day purchases without the help of a true man of romance: Jose’s character ROLANDO! He’s offering his services in today's Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: Don't Cry Over Wifi

Thu, 13 Feb 2025 16:03:52 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim’s husband recently changed the name of their Wi-Fi network to something she says its “VERY inappropriate” and today Jeff's calling from the cable company check her for her cheeky name!

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Phone Tap: Stinkergeist

Wed, 12 Feb 2025 16:25:52 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim put in an offer to buy a home, so while he’s at the MAXIMUM stress level Jose's calling pretending to be the inspector to let him know: something about this house STINKS.

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Phone Tap: My Sweet Angel Baby

Tue, 11 Feb 2025 15:44:29 +0000

One of our listeners recently transferred schools and told her dad she met someone special. So today we’re calling as the new boyfriend, well… not so much a boyfriend as much as a MAN-BABY. It's the Phone Tap debut of Technical Director Ashton!

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Phone Tap: Car Psychic

Mon, 10 Feb 2025 15:40:24 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently had their car stolen, and while the nice thing to do would be to help find it, we’re gonna Phone Tap them instead using a Police Psychic!

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Phone Tap: Sexy Long Haul Truckers

Fri, 07 Feb 2025 16:06:08 +0000

Brooke's calling a guy whose job it is to answer those 1-800 “How’s My Driving?” calls from trucks on the road, and we guarantee he’s never gotten a call like today’s brand new Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: 4th Grade Roast

Wed, 05 Feb 2025 15:39:02 +0000

In your Phone Tap Jeff's calling the assistant coach of a kid’s soccer team, and he has a little something different planned for this year’s end of season party and he’s NOT gonna like it…

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Phone Tap: Pole Dancin' Dave

Tue, 04 Feb 2025 15:48:48 +0000

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Phone Tap: Wiper Blade Ripoff

Mon, 03 Feb 2025 16:20:14 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is very skeptical of car mechanics and NEVER wants to get ripped off or overcharged. So today we’re calling to do EXACTLY THAT.

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Phone Tap: Ed Daniels Brightside Brawl

Fri, 31 Jan 2025 16:00:44 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim runs a little coffee shop that’s been doing wonderful things for the less fortunate in the community. So we thought we’d send reporter extraordinaire “Ed Daniels” to interview her all about it, in a brand new Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: French Flu

Thu, 30 Jan 2025 15:47:15 +0000

A pharmacist asked us to prank her coworker so today Jose is calling for some help with a bizarre and exotic new condition that you’ll have to just hear to believe!

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Phone Tap: Alan's Chaotic Catering

Wed, 29 Jan 2025 15:54:28 +0000

What’s the only thing worse than a late caterer? An 87-year old late caterer named Alan Winterbottom!

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Phone Tap: Most Eligible Bachelor

Tue, 28 Jan 2025 16:14:56 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is 3 months into dating the HOTTEST guy she’s ever been with, and with today’s call Brooke is letting her know there are some VERY interested parties…

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Phone Tap: HOA Pet Problems

Mon, 27 Jan 2025 16:00:49 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been complaining to her friends all about her home owners association, so of course, Jeff's gonna do the right thing and PRANK her about it!

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Phone Tap: Taylor & the Gluten-Free Pony

Fri, 24 Jan 2025 15:48:55 +0000

In your Phone Tap we call a mom who's hosting a 6 year old’s birthday party and lets just say Brooke is VERY PARTICULAR about how things should go down at this celebration...

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Phone Tap: Snitch On a Snacker

Thu, 23 Jan 2025 16:18:34 +0000

One of our listeners asked us to prank her boyfriend after she admitted they’ve been skipping their weekly gym workouts lately. And we found the best way to motivate him, is to embarrass him!

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Phone Tap: Margarita Mondays

Wed, 22 Jan 2025 15:57:10 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a job interview lined up, but we’re calling early to see how badly we can fluster her before her big moment!

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Phone Tap: Return of the Macbook

Tue, 21 Jan 2025 15:38:50 +0000

Wouldn’t it be great if returning a laptop to the electronics store went smooth and easy? Not today! It’s the Return of the Mac(book)!

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Phone Tap: Organization Station Conversation

Mon, 20 Jan 2025 14:20:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap Brooke's trying to help a guy get control of his life with the Organization Station, who believes the key to a tidy life is… Rhyming??

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Phone Tap: Clover the Librarian

Fri, 17 Jan 2025 16:17:05 +0000

We learned that today’s Phone Tap victim still rents DVDs from the Library. WHO does that? Just for that we’re gonna make an example out of him in your Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: New Emergency Contact

Thu, 16 Jan 2025 15:41:41 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim works at a pretty big company, so it’s hard for him to know EVERYBODY in his office, so Jeff's taking advantage of that to say he's the new guy and he needs a BIG FAVOR!

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Phone Tap: Rizz Assist

Wed, 15 Jan 2025 15:51:01 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been struggling to get a date recently so his buddy set him up for a prank, and we’re going to revamp his love life with a new technology called RIZZ ASSIST!

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Phone Tap: WeClick

Tue, 14 Jan 2025 15:35:44 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is obsessed with online shopping so Brooke's calling her and enabling all the worst parts of her obsession with a new technology called “WE CLICK!”

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Phone Tap: Swappin' With Squeegee

Mon, 13 Jan 2025 15:42:39 +0000

One of our listeners set up her boyfriend to be pranked by us and in today’s Phone Tap we’re taking credit for gifting her those new earrings he’s been so curious about recently!

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Phone Tap: Swift Coin Crash

Fri, 10 Jan 2025 15:50:08 +0000

We never could have anticipated the reaction we got from THIS Phone Tap where Brooke calls from the bank and pretends to be delivering a fraud alert to an unsuspecting woman. Hear the call right now!

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Phone Tap: Mojo and the Great Fumblini

Thu, 09 Jan 2025 16:07:38 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we call a dad who didn’t help plan his son’s 6th birthday party at all, so he has no idea that "Mojo and the Great Fumblini" are on their way right now as the entertainment!

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Phone Tap: RBF FTW LOL

Wed, 08 Jan 2025 16:04:48 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is waiting to pick up her family portraits. But unfortunately there’s one BIG problem with them… and it’s HER fault!

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Phone Tap: Transcribe My Vibe

Tue, 07 Jan 2025 15:36:26 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim just got promoted to a new role so Jose took over her old job, and he has some alarming questions for her that aren’t going to go well!

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Phone Tap: Break the Bank

Mon, 06 Jan 2025 15:32:58 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy and tells him he’s the perfect candidate for our new reality show. The catch? It’s not so much of a show as a bank robbery.

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Phone Tap: Fortnite Fornicator

Fri, 03 Jan 2025 14:20:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Jose is pranking a fellow gamer and banning him for life for the most absurd reasons you’ve ever heard!

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Phone Tap: Bank Walking Plank Talking

Wed, 01 Jan 2025 14:20:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is starting a new job soon and Brooke's calling to convince him that his orientation requires a peculiar type of costume for such a special day!

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Phone Tap: Cowboy Dan The Balloon Man

Tue, 31 Dec 2024 14:20:00 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, we’re sending “Cowboy Dan the Balloon Man” as the last-second replacement entertainer to a child’s birthday party!

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Phone Tap: Buy 2 Get 1 Deal

Mon, 30 Dec 2024 14:20:00 +0000

If you were double charged on a big purchase, would you cause a fuss with customer service? Or would you set your wife up for a Phone Tap instead?

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Phone Tap: Invaders and 2nd Graders

Fri, 27 Dec 2024 14:20:00 +0000

In today’s Phone Tap, Brooke poses as an elementary school teacher and reassures a mom that she’s not wasting any time with her curriculum. Her students are going to learn all there is to know about ALIENS.

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Phone Tap: You're One-Eighth OJ

Thu, 26 Dec 2024 14:20:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy awaiting genealogy results and let him know he’s related to one of the most INFAMOUS, and despised celebs of all time…

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Phone Tap: Airline Seating Surprise

Wed, 25 Dec 2024 14:20:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap Victim has an unwelcome surprise in store for her next flight, and Brooke's calling from the airline to break the news!

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Phone Tap: I Made An Oopsie

Tue, 24 Dec 2024 14:20:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Brooke poses as an elementary school teacher and tells a parent that she made an “OOPSIE…” but what does “oopsie” mean to you?

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Phone Tap: JoJo Fro-Yo's Big No-No

Mon, 23 Dec 2024 14:20:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a workaholic and on her ONE yearly vacation day, one of her managers hired Jose to work the FroYo stand...Hear the disaster in the podcast!

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Phone Tap: Your Horn Sucks

Fri, 20 Dec 2024 14:20:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to get his car back from the shop, but Jose thinks his car horn is slightly off by .01% so we’re gonna need to keep it indefinitely!

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Phone Tap: Passion of the Popcorn

Thu, 19 Dec 2024 14:20:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Brooke is calling a movie theater because she’s just discovered an INSANE deal and she wants everyone to know about it…

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Phone Tap: BinocuBuddies

Wed, 18 Dec 2024 14:20:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Jose call a guy who lives in a tall apartment building to tell him he's been caught SNOOPING on his neighbors with binoculars and now it’s time he gets a taste of his own medicine.

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Phone Tap: Matchmaking My Mom

Tue, 17 Dec 2024 15:40:06 +0000

Today Jeff's Phone Tapping a teacher who just started dating another faculty member and the only one who knows is her sister… until she shared that information with us!

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Phone Tap: 3 Spritz

Mon, 16 Dec 2024 15:41:56 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, Brooke's confronting a guy for overusing free samples of perfume at the mall and prosecuting him to the full extent of the mall law!

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#1 Phone Tap of 2024: Classic Rudy

Fri, 13 Dec 2024 15:45:09 +0000

YOUR #1 PHONE TAP OF 2024! Today’s Phone Tap victim has no idea who WE ARE, but we know EXACTLY who he is and we LOVE HIM. How will he handle such adoration? Let's find out!

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#2 Phone Tap of 2024: Phone Spanish Translation

Thu, 12 Dec 2024 15:51:12 +0000

YOUR #2 PHONE TAP OF 2024: Today’s Phone Tap victim works tech support for a huge retailer and we’ve got one of the most unique and unbelievable issues with our new phone for him to try and solve!

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#3 Phone Tap of 2024: Sad Violin Complaint Line

Wed, 11 Dec 2024 15:56:26 +0000

YOUR #3 PHONE TAP of Christmas - One of our listeners told us that her husband emailed a bakery complaining about a cake that costs less than $8! If he’s willing to go that far over $8, we’re about to go even farther!

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#4 Phone Tap of 2024: Chatbots With No Chill

Tue, 10 Dec 2024 16:06:42 +0000

In your #4 Phone Tap of Christmas, we’re sending one woman into a never-ending spiral of super-advanced artificial intelligence customer support chat robots. What could go wrong?

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#5 Phone Tap of 2024: Catch Three's Hands

Mon, 09 Dec 2024 15:52:46 +0000

YOUR #5 Phone Tap of Christmas! You’ve heard of a barbershop quartet? Well in today’s Phone Tap we’re delivering a very special birthday message with a barbershop CLAP-TET.

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#6 Phone Tap of 2024: Look Who's Talking Meow

Fri, 06 Dec 2024 15:39:02 +0000

YOUR #6 PHONE TAP OF CHRISTMAS! Today’s Phone Tap victim recently dropped her cat off at the vet for a checkup, but thanks to our new AI software, we can just ask the kitty what’s wrong instead!

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#7 Phone Tap of 2024: Vito & Vino's New Italian Ristorante

Thu, 05 Dec 2024 15:42:21 +0000

YOUR #7 Phone Tap of Christmas! Today’s Phone Tap victim always goes to the same place for their anniversary, however, this time it’s under new management: VITO and VINO!

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#8 Phone Tap of 2024: Steady Eddy's Medical Video

Wed, 04 Dec 2024 16:21:11 +0000

YOUR #8 PHONE TAP OF 2024: Today’s Phone Tap victim has a girlfriend in nursing school and he’s never met one of her strangest classmates… until now when Steady Eddy gives him a call!

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#9 Phone Tap Of 2024: Old Alan Calls His Caregiver

Tue, 03 Dec 2024 16:53:29 +0000

YOUR #9 PHONE TAP OF CHRISTMAS: In your Phone Tap we call a full-time caregiver just before she starts her first job out of nursing school and introduce her to her newest client – 89-year old Alan Winterbottom!

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#10 Phone Tap of 2024: Coma Matchmaker

Mon, 02 Dec 2024 15:57:59 +0000

We're kicking off the countdown of the Top Phone Taps of 2024 with Jose! Our Phone Tap victim has been unlucky in love to the point that he shelled out for a matchmaking service. So today Jose's calling as that service to tell him he found the perfect Sleeping Beauty for him!

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Phone Tap: Cottonelle Found Your phone

Fri, 29 Nov 2024 14:20:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap Alexis calls a woman to tell her that she found her boyfriend’s cell phone at a gentlemen’s club and now she not only wants to return it, but also get to know him a little better, too.

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Phone Tap: Timid Benjamin Knows Sales

Thu, 28 Nov 2024 14:20:00 +0000

They say you need a killer instinct to be successful in sales, and that means the character Jeffrey is playing in today’s Phone Tap must be the worst salesman on planet earth.

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Phone Tap: Dr. Foot Caresser

Wed, 27 Nov 2024 14:20:00 +0000

Doctor’s offices these days are desperate for you to leave a review after every single visit...So today we’re calling a guy fresh off a podiatrist appointment and relentlessly hounding him until he gives us 5-stars!

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Phone Tap: What About Our Love Scrapbook

Tue, 26 Nov 2024 14:20:00 +0000

In today's Phone Tap Jeffrey is calling a restaurant to see if they’ll give him a table in the perfect position to interrupt his ex-girlfriends surprise wedding proposal!

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Phone Tap: Stoner Max the Retirement Chef

Mon, 25 Nov 2024 14:20:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is hiring for a chef at a retirement community, and instead of a well-trained master of cuisine, we’re sending her “Stoner Max” with some genius new food ideas.

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Phone Tap: Happy Cable Anniversary

Fri, 22 Nov 2024 16:01:41 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is getting some GOOD NEWS courtesy of Jose calling from her cable company! She’s been such a loyal customer, he's gonna load her up with the worst channels to ever grace the airwaves.

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Phone Tap: Do You Know Hank's Hardware?

Thu, 21 Nov 2024 15:44:12 +0000

Brooke is gonna do her best to get under the skin of today’s Phone Tap victim simply by giving him directions in the mot annoying way possible!

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Phone Tap: Locked Out Locksmith

Wed, 20 Nov 2024 15:52:31 +0000

Today's Phone Tap victim is currently locked out of her house and waiting for her husband to call for help... But instead, he called us...And that's why our own locksmith Jose is calling her with updates!

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Phone Tap: Trainer Tipper

Tue, 19 Nov 2024 15:39:09 +0000

Would you ever tip a personal trainer? Some would say never, but in today’s Phone Tap Jeff's convincing a woman it would be in her best interest to drop a few bills his way if she knows what’s good for her…

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Phone Tap: Potty Police

Mon, 18 Nov 2024 15:34:56 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim was set up by his coworker and now Brooke's calling to tell him she'll be monitoring all the time he spends in the bathroom at work from here on out.

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Phone Tap: Blow It or Know It

Thu, 14 Nov 2024 15:37:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been aching to play Brooke in trivia for months, and today’s her big shot! However, we’re changing some of the rules – it’s BLOW IT or KNOW IT!

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Phone Tap: You Didn't Say Goodbye

Wed, 13 Nov 2024 15:55:54 +0000

Are you nice to customer service reps on the phone or rude? Today’s Phone Tap victim forgot to say “goodbye” after her last customer service call and so we’re calling to get what we deserve!

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Phone Tap: Don't Do It

Tue, 12 Nov 2024 15:36:58 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is preparing to be the Best Man at his buddy’s wedding, so to help him out Brooke's throwing a roadblock in his way that he NEVER EVER thought he’d have to deal with!

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Phone Tap: Would You Rather? iPad Prank

Mon, 11 Nov 2024 16:07:02 +0000

One woman ordered a new iPad and Brooke's calling from customer service with some of the most intrusive and bizarre security questions she’s ever heard…

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Phone Tap: Middle School Crush

Fri, 08 Nov 2024 15:33:55 +0000

How would you react if your middle school crush contacted you out of the blue? Brooke's putting today’s Phone Tap victim to the test and he better be ready for her affection!

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Phone Tap: AI Medical Assistant

Thu, 07 Nov 2024 15:50:19 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy with a doctor’s appointment tomorrow, and thanks to our AI Medical assistant, checking in has never been more difficult!

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Phone Tap: Bundle Your Grave

Wed, 06 Nov 2024 16:08:45 +0000

Everything is better when bundled right? Phone and Internet, burger and fries… but what about your eternal resting place? We’ll put it to the test in your Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: Old Alan the Barista

Mon, 04 Nov 2024 15:44:02 +0000

In your Phone Tap we call the manager of a popular coffee shop and tell her that her regular staff is gone and its just Old Alan Winterbottom running the shop and he needs some help!

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Phone Tap: A Very NDA Halloween

Thu, 31 Oct 2024 14:42:07 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim just started a new job and she’s heard what a big deal her boss’s Halloween parties are. What she doesn’t know is that Brooke's Phone Tapping her and she’ll need to sign an NDA to attend!

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Phone Tap: Zeh French Zombie

Wed, 30 Oct 2024 14:44:11 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim works seasonally in a haunted house and Jeff's posing as his boss he’s never met, to try and add some PIZZAZ to his zombie repertoire!

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Phone Tap: Senior Scare

Tue, 29 Oct 2024 14:38:56 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we’re changing how Halloween is celebrated forever. Is it illegal? Sure. Is it in bad taste? Probably. But that’s why it’s a Prank Phone Call and you can hear it in the podcast!

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Phone Tap: Hans the Psychic

Mon, 28 Oct 2024 14:44:24 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we’re bringing a new type of entertainment to Halloween parties this year and it’s all courtesy of German Psychic “Hans Pants”

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Phone Tap: Finley's Scottish Food Truck

Fri, 25 Oct 2024 15:30:37 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who runs a southern food truck and let him know we’re stepping on the scene and he better clear out or face our Scottish wrath!

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Phone Tap: Prelim Pics

Thu, 24 Oct 2024 18:00:58 +0000

One of our listeners emailed us and said his wife has been making fun of him ever since he scheduled his first ever colonoscopy. So we’re helping him get revenge in an all new Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: Purrfect Marketing

Wed, 23 Oct 2024 15:03:22 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a BOOMING pet grooming business and hired a marketing firm to help expand. Well, we’re that marketing firm and we’ve got ideas for her on the CUTTING EDGE of shearing scissors!

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Phone Tap: You Hurt Alexa's Feelings

Tue, 22 Oct 2024 14:44:29 +0000

Tons of homes have smart speakers these days, but only today’s Phone Tap victim has an “Alexa” that gets hurt feelings when you yell at her!

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Phone Tap: Hate A Date

Mon, 21 Oct 2024 18:08:53 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we created a new system so no dater ever gets ghosted again! It's so good, it might even replace our Second Date Updates!

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Phone Tap: Mumps Electrician In Training

Fri, 18 Oct 2024 14:54:17 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks she left an experienced electrician in her home to get some work done, however she got our worst apprentice instead and we hope her house is still standing by the time she gets back!

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Phone Tap: I Won Your Wedding Invite

Wed, 16 Oct 2024 15:07:50 +0000

Nothing we love more than pranking a bride just days before her wedding! Hear the Phone Tap where we’re bringing some uninvited guests to join her fun!

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Phone Tap: 2 Jobs 1 Rep

Tue, 15 Oct 2024 17:06:57 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to make a return over the phone, but our customer services reps are overworked, and over stressed so she’s gonna have to deal with the multitask-KING in your new Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: Sign Spinner Danger

Mon, 14 Oct 2024 15:05:30 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy and tell him what he thought was an innocent exchange with a sidewalk “side spinner” actually might have put him in mortal danger…

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Phone Tap: Resumes and NDAs

Fri, 11 Oct 2024 13:45:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Jose's calling as a job reference for a woman, and although he wants to answer all the interviewer’s questions, he's drowning in NDA’s! Sorry bout that…

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Phone Tap: Hack the Interview

Thu, 10 Oct 2024 14:44:46 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls a guy who has a BIG job interview scheduled soon and she has tips that will get him the job AND save her from some embarrassing confrontations…

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Phone Tap: Paleo Curious Carpet Cleaner

Wed, 09 Oct 2024 15:03:19 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks a carpet cleaner is gonna be working on her house for a few hours, but Jeffrey's calling to say not only is that NOT happening, but she’s got an entirely new problem on her hands!

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Phone Tap: Rolando's Hot Yoga Mama

Tue, 08 Oct 2024 14:53:48 +0000

One woman emailed us to prank her daughter, so we’re introducing her to her mom’s new boy toy from Yoga. It’s a ROLANDO Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: Suitcase Swap

Mon, 07 Oct 2024 16:10:09 +0000

In your Phone Tap we call a woman whose airline lost her bag while traveling… the good news is we found it, the bad news is she’ll get it back in about two years!

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Phone Tap: College Daycare Rivals

Fri, 04 Oct 2024 14:58:45 +0000

In your Phone Tap Brooke calls a mother and tells her there was an incident at daycare with her child, and even though she’s 4 years old it all has to do with college football!

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Phone Tap: Tommy Tophat's Haunted Hotel

Thu, 03 Oct 2024 14:48:08 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is expecting an uneventful trip out of town but Jeff's calling from his hotel and there’s a few “extra amenities” he should know about before checking in…

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Phone Tap: Crimanimals BBC Show

Wed, 02 Oct 2024 14:35:48 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has the perfect idea for a new TV show, and we’re happy to produce it for her, as long as we can change every single thing about it!

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Phone Tap: Automated Hubert Hubert

Tue, 01 Oct 2024 14:59:01 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to cancel her subscription to her tax software. But thanks to Brooke and Jeffrey’s Automated Customer service, it’s not gonna be as easy as she thinks!

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Phone Tap: Neighbors Helpin' Neighbors

Mon, 30 Sep 2024 14:40:28 +0000

In your Phone Tap we call a guy who is new to the neighborhood and see just how far he’ll go to make friends with his frisky new neighbors!

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Phone Tap: Doc Blocked For Reservation

Fri, 27 Sep 2024 15:23:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap Brooke calls a restaurant to see if she can convince the host to blatantly LIE to what he thinks is another customer in the name of saving her marriage.

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Phone Tap: Housewives TV Outage

Thu, 26 Sep 2024 14:47:47 +0000

We knew two things about today’s Phone Tap victim: 1. She’s afraid of dogs. And… 2. She LOVES the real housewives. Safe to say we hit her vulnerable spots in your brand new Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: Classy Weddings Only

Wed, 25 Sep 2024 14:49:35 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is stressed out by wedding planning and Brooke's about to make her situation 10 times worse with 20 times the budget!

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Phone Tap: Kinky Kids Books

Tue, 24 Sep 2024 14:44:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a teacher who's hosting a career day soon, and while she’s excited one of her student’s parents is a kid’s book author, she should read the books a little closer…

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Phone Tap: Coma Matchmaker

Mon, 23 Sep 2024 14:34:06 +0000

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Phone Tap: DJ Grilled Cheese

Fri, 20 Sep 2024 14:42:51 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we were told some HIGHLY classified personal information about today’s Phone Tap Victim and Brooke's gonna reveal it unless he wants to play along.

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Phone Tap: Stoner Max Dog Breeder

Thu, 19 Sep 2024 14:45:27 +0000

When you think of all of our countless Phone Tap characters, which one do you think would be the WORST dog breeder? If you guess Stoner Max then you're right, hear his endeavor in the podcast!

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Phone Tap: Church Woes and Jonas Bros

Wed, 18 Sep 2024 14:36:21 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy to tell him that the church he booked for his child’s christening is bumping him because the Jonas Brothers are coming to town and you don’t say “NO” to hunks like that!

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Phone Tap: Big Rick's Tow Yard Proposition

Tue, 17 Sep 2024 15:06:51 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim just had their car towed and on top of that their friends emailed us to mess with them! What a lucky guy!

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Phone Tap: Punch A Teacher

Mon, 16 Sep 2024 14:56:09 +0000

Today Jeff calls a dad whose son was recently reprimanded for fighting at school. Whether the dad likes it or not he's got some tips for how the kid can stop getting his butt kicked!

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Phone Tap: Remember Me?

Fri, 13 Sep 2024 15:06:13 +0000

In today’s Phone Tap we’re trying to get a woman to say a name of someone from her past… and no matter what she says.. Brooke will INSIST she’s that person and pretend to be her!

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Phone Tap: Barnaby Wild and the Lost Water Bottle

Thu, 12 Sep 2024 14:38:25 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim lost her water bottle at the airport and we have good news: We found it! But she’ll need to pay our storage fees first…

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Phone Tap: Vito and Vino's New Italian Ristorante

Wed, 11 Sep 2024 15:09:11 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim always goes to the same place for their anniversary, however, this time it’s under new management: VITO and VINO!

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Phone Tap: Don't Mess With the DMV

Tue, 10 Sep 2024 14:43:34 +0000

One of our listeners set up her husband for this phone tap after he accidentally walked into the wrong bathroom at the DMV a while back. Now we’re BUSTING HIM!

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Phone Tap: Negative Ray

Mon, 09 Sep 2024 14:48:45 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Brooke's posing as corporate HR and letting one guy know that she's seen his social media pages and there's gonna be a problem soon if he doesn’t change his tune!

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Phone Tap: Classic Rudy

Fri, 06 Sep 2024 14:50:56 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has no idea who WE ARE, but we know EXACTLY who he is and we LOVE HIM. How will he handle such adoration? Find out in a brand new Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: Old Alan's Dirty Magazine

Thu, 05 Sep 2024 14:37:29 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a mail carrier with some peculiar characters on his normal route. Little does he know, Alan Winterbottom moved in and he has some ISSUES that need addressing.

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Phone Tap: Prove You're Not A Robot

Wed, 04 Sep 2024 14:49:01 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to cancel her airline reservation but Jose's running customer service today and he's not letting a fancy hi-tech ROBOT trick him into doing anything!

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Phone Tap: Catch Three's Hands

Tue, 03 Sep 2024 15:20:24 +0000

You’ve heard of a barbershop quartet? Well in today’s Phone Tap we’re delivering a very special birthday message with a barbershop CLAP-TET.

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Phone Tap: Pothole Phobia

Mon, 02 Sep 2024 12:20:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been complaining about potholes in the city for weeks and he's finally getting a response from them, because we’ve put our best man on it, Jose!

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Phone Tap: Rolando's Dental Debrief

Fri, 30 Aug 2024 12:20:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently was referred to a new dentist, and before his first appointment we’re going to make him as uncomfortable as possible, thanks to Rolando!

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Phone Tap: College Guys and Interview Lies

Thu, 29 Aug 2024 14:53:53 +0000

Today we’re Phone Tapping a guy whose brother is applying for post grad schools and put him down as a reference. But some of the stories his brother told us about aren’t adding up…

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Phone Tap: How To Date My Son

Wed, 28 Aug 2024 14:42:45 +0000

What would you do if the MOM of your date called you before you two had even met? We’d guess you’d either run for the hills OR you’d be today’s Phone Tap victim!

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Phone Tap: The Great Dad Shirt Debate

Tue, 27 Aug 2024 14:46:39 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is one of the most enthusiastic parents on the sidelines of the local soccer field, but after some complaints, he’s about to have a new title amongst the other parents.

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Phone Tap: Steady Eddie and the Trash Popcorn

Mon, 26 Aug 2024 16:10:54 +0000

What’s the perfect gift to get someone after a nice first date? One of our listeners emailed us to give his date her very first PHONE TAP!

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Phone Tap: Most Hated Man In The Neighborhood

Fri, 23 Aug 2024 12:20:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Brooke's calling a guy who only wants to make a good first impression in his new neighborhood and she's letting him know he’s done the exact OPPOSITE!

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Phone Tap: Spoonful Of Scams

Thu, 22 Aug 2024 12:20:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we’ll see how far a woman will go for her first grader, even if it means impersonating a world famous celebrity!

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Phone Tap: Alan's Your New Dad

Wed, 21 Aug 2024 12:20:00 +0000

Seeing your mom get back in the dating pool is always an uncomfortable feeling. And it gets even worse when you find out she’s dating an 80 year old named ALAN WINTERBOTTOM.

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Phone Tap: Marla the Bank Teller

Tue, 20 Aug 2024 12:20:00 +0000

Back by unpopular demand, Brooke’s most divisive Phone Tap character “Marla” is on the phone today, and she’s running the customer service desk at a bank!

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Phone Tap: Paternity Leave Roulette

Mon, 19 Aug 2024 12:20:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a soon-to-be new dad and while he’s about to be out on paternity leave, his replacements don’t exactly inspire any confidence!

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Phone Tap: Beat the Buzzer

Fri, 16 Aug 2024 15:03:08 +0000

It’s one of the strangest Phone Taps we’ve ever done, and it’s all in the name of pranking someone after they donated to charity.

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Phone Tap: Blood Donor Actor

Thu, 15 Aug 2024 14:46:14 +0000

In your Phone Tap we call a woman whose son recently performed in his first community play and we have the PERFECT ROLE for him…. As long as his morals aren’t a problem…

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Phone Tap: Nocturnal Nomnitis

Wed, 14 Aug 2024 15:14:25 +0000

In your Phone Tap we call a woman hosting a big, catered dinner and tell her that her private chef is unavailable but we have a replacement that’s gonna knock her socks off!

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Phone Tap: Benajamin's Birthday For One

Tue, 13 Aug 2024 14:49:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim HATES being uncomfortable so we’re calling her restaurant and making one of the cringiest and awkward dinner reservations she’ll ever experience!

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Phone Tap: Junk Food Teacher

Mon, 12 Aug 2024 16:30:48 +0000

Today we’re prank calling a school teacher and telling him one of his students saw him shopping for groceries, and his food choices are a PROBLEM!

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Phone Tap: British Irish Australian Intelligence

Fri, 09 Aug 2024 12:20:00 +0000

Our own Brooke Fox is very talented, but ACCENTS are not her strong suit. That’s why in today’s Phone Tap we’re putting her dialects to the test.

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Phone Tap: Big Boy Boxes

Thu, 08 Aug 2024 12:20:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim did a shabby job breaking down his boxes in his recycling and we’re not gonna let that fly for even a second!

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Phone Tap: Automated Driving Test

Wed, 07 Aug 2024 14:37:43 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently renewed his driver’s license but before it’s official we have one more tiny quiz for him to take to seal the deal!

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Phone Tap: Donation Miscalculation

Tue, 06 Aug 2024 15:12:19 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently made a donation to her child’s elementary school but thanks to a little math error, she’s on the hook for 5 figures!!

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Phone Tap: Password Protector

Mon, 05 Aug 2024 15:07:28 +0000

Changing your passwords frequently is smart and doesn’t harm anyone, right? WRONG! Your Phone Tap is gonna show you why changing your password is the worst thing you can do!

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Phone Tap: Tik Tak Escape Room

Fri, 02 Aug 2024 16:24:58 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim works at an Escape Room so she should be the PERFECT person to clue us in on all the juicy secrets before we “go away” for awhile…

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Phone Tap: Couple Cousin Kisser

Thu, 01 Aug 2024 14:36:44 +0000

Before today’s Phone Tap victim heads off to her husband’s family reunion, we’re gonna introduce her to a part of the family she hasn’t met yet, and there are some VERY close ties here…

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Phone Tap: Hear No English Speak No English

Wed, 31 Jul 2024 14:41:29 +0000

In your Phone Tap we’re taking the traditional customer service interaction and flipping it on its head and turning the ridiculous up to level 100!

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Phone Tap: Dining Family Style

Tue, 30 Jul 2024 14:51:10 +0000

Some restaurants claim “When you’re here, you’re family.” So they should be cool with us dropping our kids off for a few hours right?

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Phone Tap: Burial Cruise Bargain

Mon, 29 Jul 2024 14:59:45 +0000

In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a woman who has a CRUISE coming up and letting her know this isn’t just any cruise, it’s the cruise of an AFTER-lifetime!

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Phone Tap: Stoner Max The Grocery Goat

Fri, 26 Jul 2024 15:02:04 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we’re sending probably the worst possible person for the job to work as an InstaCart grocery shopper.

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Phone Tap: Plenty Of Simps

Thu, 25 Jul 2024 15:11:48 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is trying out dating apps for the first time, and his brother used that opportunity to set him up with us for a PHONE TAP!

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Phone Tap: Help Me Lie To My Wife

Wed, 24 Jul 2024 15:14:39 +0000

A listener wants us to prank his best man, so we’re splitting those best man duties in the worst way possible!

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Phone Tap: Secret Ipad Marathon

Tue, 23 Jul 2024 14:47:38 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a son in day care and recently he’s been coming home EXHAUSTED, so Brooke's calling from the daycare to tell her the REAL reason her son is so drained every day!

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Phone Tap: Big Gulp Bouquet

Mon, 22 Jul 2024 15:01:42 +0000

We’re awarding a newly engaged guy with a completely free wedding! The only catch is it HAS to happen at 7-Eleven…

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Phone Tap: Free Froyo Freakout

Fri, 19 Jul 2024 14:36:54 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a bit of a reputation for abusing the free samples at the Frozen Yogurt shop so Jose's calling to enact a new policy that only applies to HIM!

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Phone Tap: Lusty Lawn Mowers

Thu, 18 Jul 2024 14:37:57 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim always does their own yard work, but today when they need a landscaper, we’re gonna give them WAY MORE than they bargained for…

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Phone Tap: To Catch A Cheater- Wedding Night

Wed, 17 Jul 2024 14:46:43 +0000

It’s a special occasion whenever we get to do a “TO CATCH A CHEATER” Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: Library Spectrometer

Tue, 16 Jul 2024 14:40:02 +0000

In your Phone Tap Brooke calls a guy who recently checked out a movie from the library to accuse him of leaving some…. Traces… all over her precious books!

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Phone Tap: Clover Teaches Swim

Mon, 15 Jul 2024 14:41:21 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been trying for MONTHS to get her kid into a certain class for swimming lessons and she’s in luck, because we know just the ex-British special forces agent to teach the class!

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Phone Tap: Playdate Expense Sheet

Fri, 12 Jul 2024 14:37:28 +0000

In your Phone Tap Brooke's calling a mom and leaving her with a BILL for all the food and drinks her daughter ate and drank while on a play date with a friend

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Phone Tap: Verification Complication

Thu, 11 Jul 2024 14:49:34 +0000

In your Phone Tap we’re taking the traditional customer service verification and making it more PERSONAL than ever!

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Phone Tap: Steady Eddy's Medical Video

Wed, 10 Jul 2024 14:44:30 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a girlfriend in nursing school and he’s never met one of her strangest classmates… until now when Steady Eddy gives him a call!

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Phone Tap: Ozempicnic In The Park

Tue, 09 Jul 2024 16:15:09 +0000

Before today’s Phone Tap victim meets his girlfriend’s family for the first time, we’re about to put him through the most uncomfortable picnic experience he’s ever had!

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Phone Tap: Alien Invasion EAS

Mon, 08 Jul 2024 14:52:06 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim might be Top 10 most gullible people we’ve ever called, so OF COURSE we had to push this prank call to the limit!

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Phone Tap: Double Engaged

Fri, 05 Jul 2024 12:20:00 +0000

Wedding Season is here and for today’s Phone Tap we’re seeing if an officiant is up for overseeing BOTH of Jose’s weddings this summer… That’s right, BOTH!

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Phone Tap: Kleptos For Christ

Thu, 04 Jul 2024 12:20:00 +0000

Jeff is calling an electronics store and confessing to shoplifting. He’s not gonna bring the stuff back, but confessing should make everything okay, right?

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Phone Tap: Automology Expert

Wed, 03 Jul 2024 12:20:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Brooke is calling an auto body shop and she’s not going to be taken advantage of just because she’s a woman. In fact she’s the most knowledgeable car owner of ALL TIME!

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Phone Tap: When Realty Gets Real

Tue, 02 Jul 2024 12:20:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is selling his home and while he has a realtor in mind already, Jeff's gonna see if he can bully the guy off the listing with some ol’ fashioned TOUGH TALK.

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Phone Tap: Forgot The Anniversary Again

Mon, 01 Jul 2024 12:20:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim forgot his anniversary last year, so his wife wanted to set him up and see if she can TRICK him into doing it again!

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Phone Tap: Caviar For Kids

Fri, 28 Jun 2024 15:09:48 +0000

In today’s Phone Tap were calling a soccer coach for a youth girls team and introducing him to the SNOOTY-est and most DIFFICULT parent in the entire district!

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Phone Tap: Alan Winterbottom Delivers Your Food

Thu, 27 Jun 2024 14:40:56 +0000

If you knew your food delivery was coming via an 80-year old man would it make you question everything? Don’t worry, we made it happen to one of our Phone Tap victims so you don’t even have to worry about it!

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Phone Tap: Tick Tack's Home Security System

Wed, 26 Jun 2024 14:36:58 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he’s having a state-of-the-art security system installed while he’s at work, but we sent Jose over to rig his place with Home Alone-style booby traps instead!

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Phone Tap: Anvil Wants To Party

Tue, 25 Jun 2024 15:30:39 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim works at a tire store, and while he just wants to help a customer with their order, he’s about to get an invitation that’s a lot more than he bargained for!

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Phone Tap: Spoon Your Supervisor

Mon, 24 Jun 2024 14:34:10 +0000

One of our listeners found out his buddy naps on the job at work and we’re using that information to put him in the most uncomfortable situation he’s even been in.

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Phone Tap: Fred the Frog Guy's Replacement

Fri, 21 Jun 2024 17:22:11 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim hired a petting zoo to make an appearance at his son’s birthday party, but Fred the Frog guy is sick and we’re sending a loose cannon named Brooke Fox, instead!

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Phone Tap: Dan's Young New Assistant

Thu, 20 Jun 2024 14:52:45 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently made the mistake of telling his girlfriend that his new assistant at work is attractive, so of course we agreed to make it worse for him!

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Phone Tap: Dental Desire Denied

Wed, 19 Jun 2024 15:46:13 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently had dental surgery and we’re calling to tell her that while she was under anesthesia, she might have shared some compromising and embarrassing things to her dentist!

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Phone Tap: Hot Honey Healing with Dr. Z

Wed, 19 Jun 2024 15:45:39 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim LOVES her usual order from her corner grocery store more than anything, so today we’re calling her and telling her some changes are coming to the store and her salad is the FIRST thing to go!

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Phone Tap: Preemptive Off-Boarding

Mon, 17 Jun 2024 14:53:14 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is starting a new job but before we can on-board him, we’ll need to pre-emptively OFF BOARD him first!

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Phone Tap: Verbal Thoughts Syndrome

Fri, 14 Jun 2024 14:58:05 +0000

In your Phone Tap we call a woman who is excited to have a one-on-one phone interview…and while she’s ecstatic to have a job…Jeff can’t keep his mouth shut.

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Phone Tap: Phone Spanish Translation

Thu, 13 Jun 2024 16:27:54 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim works tech support for a huge retailer and we’ve got one of the most unique and unbelievable issues with our new phone for him to try and solve!

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Phone Tap: Shopping Cart Abandoner

Wed, 12 Jun 2024 17:50:54 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim was spotted NOT returning his shopping cart after buying groceries, and today we have time to exact some punishment.

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Phone Tap: Baddies Get Saddies

Tue, 11 Jun 2024 14:46:11 +0000

In your Phone Tap we call a guy who just opened up a joint bank account with his girlfriend and let him know that there’s gentlemen at the bank who are VERY interested in his lady…

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Phone Tap: Chubby Baby Photoshoot

Mon, 10 Jun 2024 14:45:24 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been waiting WEEKS for photos of her new baby to come in, and we’re calling with an update, and that update? Your baby is fat.

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Phone Tap: Season Tickets Cancelled

Fri, 07 Jun 2024 14:42:49 +0000

In your Phone Tap Jeff's calling a huge baseball fan and CANCELLING his season tickets because the team isn't satisfied with his level of enthusiasm!

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Phone Tap: DJ Swapout

Thu, 06 Jun 2024 14:34:27 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a week away from their wedding and we’re calling with a LAST-MINUTE DJ to swap in, hope that’s alright!

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Phone Tap: Look Who's Talking Meow

Wed, 05 Jun 2024 14:38:47 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently dropped her cat off at the vet for a checkup, but thanks to our new AI software, we can just ask the kitty what’s wrong instead!

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Phone Tap: Old Alan Calls His Caregiver

Tue, 04 Jun 2024 16:58:55 +0000

In your Phone Tap we call a full-time caregiver just before she starts her first job out of nursing school and introduce her to her newest client – 89-year old Alan Winterbottom!

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Phone Tap: Campus Cool Mom

Mon, 03 Jun 2024 14:39:49 +0000

In your Phone Tap we’re calling a college student supervisor and introducing one of the newest members of the school, a 40-year old mother with a need for PARTYING!

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Phone Tap: Front Lawn Flex Show

Fri, 31 May 2024 15:30:24 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim keeps seeing their neighbor working out shirtless in his front lawn every single day, so we’re calling to tell him his wife needs to keep her eyes to HERSELF!

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Phone Tap: Doorbell Roulette

Thu, 30 May 2024 14:38:52 +0000

In your Phone Tap we’re pranking a guy who just wants a little help installing his new doorbell, but we’ve heard these kind of complaints before and we’re FED UP!

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Phone Tap: Debut Downer

Wed, 29 May 2024 17:03:35 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim just got a new promotion but her boss is making her break the bad news to the OTHER candidate who didn’t get her job. Jose might just ruin her day in a brand new Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: Standup Situation

Tue, 28 May 2024 14:44:07 +0000

In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a performer who is days away from what he thinks is his BIG BREAK, and is telling him one notorious comedian has identified him as one to watch!

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Phone Tap: Twerkin' For Tagalongs

Fri, 24 May 2024 12:20:00 +0000

It’s Girl Scout cookie season and today Brooke's Phone Tapping the mother of one girl scout with some bizarre ways to send her daughter’s sales through the roof!

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Phone Tap: Ronaldo's Son

Thu, 23 May 2024 15:10:52 +0000

In your Phone Tap Brooke's calling a youth Soccer Coach and telling him that the son of one of the greatest players of all time is joining the league, and because of that there’s gonna be some BIG changes coming his way.

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Phone Tap: Clover Builds A Deck

Wed, 22 May 2024 14:48:08 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we’re sending a former British Black Ops Specialist to our Phone Tap Victim’s house when all he wanted was someone to build his deck. Better specify what type of contractor next time!

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Phone Tap: Timid Ben Has Your Pills

Tue, 21 May 2024 14:41:31 +0000

In your Phone Tap, one of our listeners set up her husband who is always forgetting to pick up his prescriptions at the pharmacy. Thanks to us... he’ll never forget again!

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Phone Tap: Tik Tak Runs For HOA

Mon, 20 May 2024 14:54:24 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Jose is calling around the neighborhood and building some grass roots support for his campaign to take over the Home Owner’s Association! Better hope it’s not your neighborhood though!

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Phone Tap: Transcribe My Vibe

Fri, 17 May 2024 14:00:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim just got promoted to a new role so Jose took over her old job, and he has some alarming questions for her that aren’t going to go well!

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Phone Tap: A.I Dating Concierge

Thu, 16 May 2024 14:40:15 +0000

With the news Bumble is releasing an AI program that will help go on dates FOR you, we’re gonna see if today’s Phone Tap victim can have any luck in love with our new Artificial Intelligence Dating Concierge!

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Phone Tap: Informed In Labor

Wed, 15 May 2024 15:33:27 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is filling in for someone on maternity leave at work and while she needs some important info from her predecessor we’re about to interrupt at the absolute worst time possible!

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Phone Tap: Say Yes To Manifest

Tue, 14 May 2024 14:54:20 +0000

In today's Phone Tap Brooke's helping a reluctant Phone Tap victim manifest abundance, against his will and in all the WORST ways possible.

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Phone Tap: Mandatory Name Change

Mon, 13 May 2024 14:40:46 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim starts a new job soon but before his first day we’re calling because he needs to make a monumental life change and its NON-NEGOTIABLE!

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Phone Tap: Working Remote, WAY Remote

Fri, 10 May 2024 14:53:05 +0000

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Phone Tap: Kid Karens of Youth Soccer

Thu, 09 May 2024 14:55:27 +0000

In your new Phone Tap Jeff's calling a youth soccer coach and telling him he has a new sponsor for his league, and it involves a full-on TV deal too good to refuse!

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Phone Tap: Hypothetical Carjacking

Wed, 08 May 2024 15:41:14 +0000

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Phone Tap: Suggestions for the Substitute

Tue, 07 May 2024 14:45:30 +0000

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Phone Tap: Dr. Frosty to the OR

Mon, 06 May 2024 16:20:12 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim doesn’t know it but his wife has been plotting with us for MONTHS to prank him while she’s away for a minor surgery!

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Phone Tap: Mixed Up Matchmaker

Fri, 03 May 2024 14:54:28 +0000

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Phone Tap: Stoner Max Postal Toaster

Thu, 02 May 2024 14:44:08 +0000

Today's Phone Tap victim has a short fuse... combine that with the post office losing her package and we've got the perfect storm for a Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: Old Alan's Dinner Party Dilemma

Wed, 01 May 2024 15:20:20 +0000

One of our listeners is hosting a dinner party with her boyfriend and instead of preparing drinks and snacks, she set him up for a Phone Tap Alan Winterbottom-style!

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Phone Tap: Heartbroken Event Coordinator

Tue, 30 Apr 2024 15:05:06 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he’s giving a big corporate speech coming up, but the woman in charge of hiring him just went through a NASTY breakup so he has an entirely NEW set of problems on his hands.

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Phone Tap: Not Shy About Dung Quai

Mon, 29 Apr 2024 14:37:26 +0000

We’re giving a Phone Tap Victim his work performance review and his grade is entirely dependent on how many supplements he buys from our sketchy side hustle!

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Phone Tap: Found Your Credit Card And Got A McCrispy

Fri, 26 Apr 2024 15:14:37 +0000

One of our listeners found her roommates missing credit card and before returning it, she immediately emailed us to set her up for a Phone Tap instead!

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Phone Tap: Meal Box Mayhem

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 14:49:38 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim uses a box meal prep service and her last delivery was one meal short! While she wants some kind of refund for their mistake, we’re about to make her life harder than ever!

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Phone Tap: Void Your Vacation Days

Wed, 24 Apr 2024 15:04:06 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been nervous about being let go by his job. But no worries! Jose's calling to tell him his job is safe, as long as he hands over all those vacation days…

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Phone Tap: Sad Violin Complaint Line

Tue, 23 Apr 2024 15:51:50 +0000

One of our listeners told us that her husband emailed a bakery complaining about a cake that costs less than $8! If he’s willing to go that far over $8, we’re about to go even farther!

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Phone Tap: Hotel Positivity Training

Mon, 22 Apr 2024 14:46:02 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is starting a new job at a hotel next week and so Jeff's calling him to train him on every single, weird uncomfortable and frisky scenario he could encounter!

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Phone Tap: Lil' Pole Dancers

Fri, 19 Apr 2024 14:55:12 +0000

In your Phone Tap Brooke calls the mother of a young softball player to tell her the new team name has become official and its causing a stir all over the community!

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Phone Tap: Big Rick's Pachtree Paralegal

Thu, 18 Apr 2024 14:59:48 +0000

Our Phone Tap victim today is just weeks away from retirement so his wife asked us to mess with him using one of the most frivolous reasons for a lawsuit we’ve ever thought of!

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Phone Tap: S.L.U.T.T.Y Debt Forgiveness

Wed, 17 Apr 2024 14:39:32 +0000

In your new Phone Tap, Brooke's calling a guy who recently asked his bank for help clearing his student loan debt, and lucky for him he’s been accepted to a program! Unlucky for him it’s not exactly going to help him…

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Phone Tap: Don't Be A Clown

Tue, 16 Apr 2024 14:42:58 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is ALWAYS on the phone while at the gym, so his buddy emailed us to mess with him by installing a new gym rule that applies exclusively to him!

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Phone Tap: Bath Match

Mon, 15 Apr 2024 14:40:15 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim just moved into a new apartment and she LOVES it. But we’re about to remind her about a little, tiny, fine print she must have forgotten to read…

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Phone Tap: Peter Pianist

Fri, 12 Apr 2024 12:20:00 +0000

Jose is posing as piano teacher and the mother of his new student is going to quickly find out just what makes his teachings so expensive.

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Phone Tap: Work From Home Overwatch

Thu, 11 Apr 2024 12:20:00 +0000

Working from home might be nice for some, but for today’s Phone Tap victim, Brooke's gonna be moving into his house to make sure he’s ACTUALLY working hard.

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Phone Tap: Clover's Helicopter Tours

Wed, 10 Apr 2024 12:20:00 +0000

Today you’ll hear maybe the first time that WE got more FRUSTRATED with our Phone Tap victim than he was with us!

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Phone Tap: Caterpunked

Tue, 09 Apr 2024 12:20:00 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, Jeff tells a guy that a larger-than-life caterpillar infestation is coming right for his area and he'll need to make some drastic arrangements right away!

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Phone Tap: No Shingles, Mo' Pringles

Mon, 08 Apr 2024 12:20:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is waiting for an inspector to call him and give him the green light to buy a home, but Brooke's on the other line instead and his new ROOF has some BIG issues.

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Phone Tap: Stoner Max the Retirement Chef

Fri, 05 Apr 2024 14:49:50 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is hiring for a chef at a retirement community, and instead of a well-trained master of cuisine, we’re sending her “Stoner Max” with some genius new food ideas.

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Phone Tap: Whoops, Was That Expensive?

Thu, 04 Apr 2024 15:15:17 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is adamant that he doesn’t want a house cleaner coming over to his apartment, but his roommate emailed us so we’re gonna make his worst nightmares come true!

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Phone Tap: Re-Re-Reconfirming the Reservation

Wed, 03 Apr 2024 14:43:53 +0000

Customer Service has gotten too easy to use these days. Instead of apps or websites to make a dinner reservation we’re just gonna keep calling, and calling and calling and calling… in your Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: Washing Machine Wackjob

Tue, 02 Apr 2024 14:48:13 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks a repairman is at her home fixing her dishwasher but she’s about to get a whole new handful of problems instead!

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Phone Tap: April Fools At The Bank

Mon, 01 Apr 2024 14:37:42 +0000

Happy April Fools day! Today’s Phone Tap victim simply wants to resolve an issue with their bank, but Jose is on high alert for pranks. You can’t prank us if we’re pranking you first!

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Phone Tap: Eclipse Party Layoffs

Fri, 29 Mar 2024 14:39:33 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Brooke is posing as corporate HR and enacting a plan for mass layoffs that’s so bizarre it can only happen once every 8 years!

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Phone Tap: Motel Cheater

Thu, 28 Mar 2024 15:03:53 +0000

One of our listeners asked us to prank his wife who runs the front desk at the motel they own! She hates awkward confrontation so we’re gonna make our personal issues her business in a brand new Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: PB and Vacay

Wed, 27 Mar 2024 15:06:50 +0000

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Phone Tap: Steady Eddie Scams the Scammer

Tue, 26 Mar 2024 14:37:33 +0000

The scam calls keep coming into our studio line so we’re gonna fight back! Coming up in your Phone Tap we’re fighting fire with fire with another edition of Scamming the Scammer!

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Phone Tap: RIP Ears Bro

Mon, 25 Mar 2024 14:36:16 +0000

What if your Tinder Date based their entire personality about a hobby they never told you about? We tried it out on today’s Phone Tap victim and set her up with Jose!

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Phone Tap: Off Site Chef

Fri, 22 Mar 2024 14:46:25 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is at a pretty fancy restaurant for lunch and we got her sister to hide in the bathroom and text us her order so we could mess with her in a brand new Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: Mad At March Madness

Thu, 21 Mar 2024 16:45:07 +0000

It’s a huge time of year for watching basketball at work, and today Brooke's calling as corporate HR to Phone Tap a guy whose a big college basketball fan, to tell him she knows what he’s doing and he’s in BIG trouble!

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Phone Tap: ASMR 4 U 2 Sleep

Wed, 20 Mar 2024 14:46:47 +0000

In your Phone Tap we call a woman whose been having trouble sleeping and tell her that her doctor referred us as an alternative sleep therapy. But our techniques are a little exotic… you’ll hear what we mean!

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Phone Tap: Yuck The Yankees

Tue, 19 Mar 2024 14:45:27 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim orders the same lunch from his favorite deli almost every day, but thanks to his Yankee hat last week, we’re banning him for life!

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Phone Tap: Wedding Gift Tiers

Mon, 18 Mar 2024 14:34:52 +0000

In your Phone Tap Brooke's calling wedding guests to thank them for their gifts, but unless they pay up they’re getting BOOTED from the reception.

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Phone Tap: Soda Can Conundrum

Fri, 15 Mar 2024 14:35:42 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim hired someone to build a ton of marketing displays in grocery stores but we sent Jose on her job and he’s got some BIG problems with pretty much everything.

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Phone Tap: One Way Window Uh Oh

Thu, 14 Mar 2024 14:35:01 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim just dropped a BAD amount of money on a home remodel, and unfortunately, Jeff took the liberty of installing all ONE-WAY windows! Oops!

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Phone Tap: Real Talk

Wed, 13 Mar 2024 14:33:51 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls an office worker to introduce a new policy at his job where he can confide anything he wants to her, even if it starts beef in his office!

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Phone Tap: Timid Ben the Dating Coach

Tue, 12 Mar 2024 14:35:49 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we’re helping a listener set his single buddy up with a dating coach, but we might have chosen the least confident dating coach EVER!

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Phone Tap: Gym Auctioneer

Mon, 11 Mar 2024 15:23:50 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently told his gym buddy he was quitting the gym for financial reasons, but maybe he’ll change his mind when Jose offers him a unique new pay system..

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Phone Tap: Mom In Law Knows Best

Fri, 08 Mar 2024 15:57:37 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls a stressed bride to tell her that she's the new wedding planner personally appointed by her overbearing mother in law! Should go well…

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Phone Tap: Dueling Customer Service

Thu, 07 Mar 2024 15:35:51 +0000

Brooke and Jeffrey are BOTH teaming up in today’s Phone Tap and that means no holds are barred in a dueling prank call!

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Phone Tap: Barnaby Wild and the Wings

Wed, 06 Mar 2024 15:52:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim simply wants his chicken wing order to reach him unblemished but his buddy set him up and now we’re making his lunch into our Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: Stoner Max Scams the Scammer

Tue, 05 Mar 2024 15:43:29 +0000

Normally, we’re the ones dialing someone up for a prank call. But when we got a scam call to the studio we hit the record button and let Jose cook for a brand new Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: Sugar Babies R' Us

Mon, 04 Mar 2024 15:52:54 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he’s networking over hiring a new personal assistant but we’re actually setting him up with one of our top of the line SUGAR BABIES!

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Phone Tap: Senior Center Killing Wolves

Fri, 01 Mar 2024 15:38:10 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a grandmother in a retirement home and we’re pranking him by letting him know about the OUTRAGEOUS things management has been doing since he last visited her...

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Phone Tap: Extra Fees On Your Fees

Fri, 01 Mar 2024 15:37:57 +0000

Event ticket fees are out of control, which is why today’s Phone Tap victim is not gonna be happy when Jose calls to tack on some extra costs even AFTER the concert already happened!

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Phone Tap: Carpool With V-Wav

Wed, 28 Feb 2024 15:44:28 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been taking advantage of a workplace incentive and his white lies are going to catch up with him financially in a brand new Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: Hotels Just Want To Have Pun

Tue, 27 Feb 2024 15:45:02 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim left a personal item behind at her last hotel stay and while she hopes customer service can help her, she’s about to get WAY MORE than she bargained for!

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Phone Tap: Samuel L. Jackson Loves Burgers

Mon, 26 Feb 2024 15:48:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has NO IDEA who Samuel L Jackson is, which is perfect for us, because someone who sounds just like him has a problem with the burger he was served and wants justice!

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Phone Tap: Power To Planet Pluto

Fri, 23 Feb 2024 13:15:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Jose's pretending to be a substitute teacher and calling a dad to say his son has been acting up in class and he's not tolerating tomfoolery!

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Phone Tap: Speed Date Disaster

Thu, 22 Feb 2024 13:20:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim just hopped back in the dating pool and we’re going to pull out our full roster of weirdos and creeps to welcome her back!

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Phone Tap: Cowboy Dan The Balloon Man

Wed, 21 Feb 2024 13:15:00 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, we’re sending “Cowboy Dan the Balloon Man” as the last-second replacement entertainer to a child’s birthday party!

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Phone Tap: To Catch A Cheater- Alan Winterbottom's Security Shakedown

Tue, 20 Feb 2024 13:15:00 +0000

We’re using 80 year old Alan Winterbottom to catch a cheater and let today’s Phone Tap victim know his stuff will be out on the front lawn when he gets home!

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Phone Tap: Sandwich Coin King

Mon, 19 Feb 2024 13:20:00 +0000

Instead of a refund, we’re giving today’s Phone Tap victim all they could want in “Sandwich Coin!” That’s just as good as money right?

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Phone Tap: Ground Eagles of the Sewer

Fri, 16 Feb 2024 16:22:53 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim runs a small business out of her home, and Brooke's calling to tell her all the recycling she’s been doing to make sustainable products is actually ENDANGERING animals in the neighborhood!

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Phone Tap: Your Car's Embarrassing

Thu, 15 Feb 2024 15:36:50 +0000

In today’s Phone Tap Jeff's calling a mother and telling her that her car is just not nice enough for her to keep dropping her kid off at school. Do you think she’d mind parking a few blocks away?

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Phone Tap: Tic Tac Wants A Massage

Wed, 14 Feb 2024 15:37:45 +0000

Since it’s Valentine’s Day we wanted to do something special and we’re calling a day spa to book a last minute reservation for an inexperienced type of client.

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Phone Tap: Touchless Massage

Tue, 13 Feb 2024 15:38:10 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he scheduled a surprise couples massage for Valentine’s Day but little does he know he actually signed up for a TOUCHLESS massage instead…

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Phone Tap: Sleepless in Stuttgart

Mon, 12 Feb 2024 15:49:14 +0000

Valentine’s Day is just around the corner and Jose’s character HANS GLOOBER has just the romantic movie suggestion perfect for today’s Phone Tap victim!

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Phone Tap: Snubbed For Super Bowl Tix

Fri, 09 Feb 2024 16:21:13 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Jeff's calling a woman and spoiling a surprise for her in the worst way. Her husband won Super Bowl tickets but he’s not planning on taking her!

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Phone Tap: Clover Commandeers J. Crew

Thu, 08 Feb 2024 15:35:10 +0000

Jose’s retired black ops specialist character “CLOVER” has taken up a new position at J. Crew and his first mission is pranking the store manager while she’s on vacation!

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Phone Tap: Pesci Wants Payment

Wed, 07 Feb 2024 15:34:34 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has never met her landlord but after a late rent payment she’s about to get the rudest introduction possible!

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Phone Tap: Timid Benjamin Dishes and Swishes

Tue, 06 Feb 2024 19:20:45 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is trying to get customer service to replace her new dishwasher but by the end of this call she might need to replace a broken cell phone too!

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Phone Tap: X-Mas Lights and Neighborhood Fights

Mon, 05 Feb 2024 15:33:52 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim still has their Christmas lights up so Jeff's calling to start some CONTENTIOUS neighborhood drama because of it!

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Phone Tap: How To Date My Son

Fri, 02 Feb 2024 16:55:39 +0000

What would you do if the MOM of your date called you before you two had even met? We’d guess you’d either run for the hills OR you’d be today’s Phone Tap victim!

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Phone Tap: Steady Eddie and the Trash Popcorn

Thu, 01 Feb 2024 16:08:46 +0000

What’s the perfect gift to get someone after a nice first date? One of our listeners emailed us to give his date her very first PHONE TAP!

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Phone Tap: The Great Dad Shirt Debate

Wed, 31 Jan 2024 17:58:40 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is one of the most enthusiastic parents on the sidelines of the local soccer field, but after some complaints, he’s about to have a new title amongst the other parents.

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Phone Tap: British Irish Australian Intelligence

Tue, 30 Jan 2024 15:37:37 +0000

Our own Brooke Fox is very talented, but ACCENTS are not her strong suit. That’s why in today’s Phone Tap we’re putting her dialects to the test.

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Phone Tap: College Guys and Interview Lies

Mon, 29 Jan 2024 16:10:34 +0000

Today we’re Phone Tapping a guy whose brother is applying for post grad schools and put him down as a reference. But some of the stories his brother told us about aren’t adding up…

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Phone Tap: Most Hated Man In The Neighborhood

Fri, 26 Jan 2024 15:50:35 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Brooke's calling a guy who only wants to make a good first impression in his new neighborhood and she's letting him know he’s done the exact OPPOSITE!

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Phone Tap: Donation Miscalculation

Thu, 25 Jan 2024 15:45:35 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently made a donation to her child’s elementary school but thanks to a little math error, she’s on the hook for 5 figures!!

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Phone Tap: Rolando's Dental Debrief

Wed, 24 Jan 2024 16:17:30 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently was referred to a new dentist, and before his first appointment we’re going to make him as uncomfortable as possible, thanks to Rolando!

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Phone Tap: Big Boy Boxes

Tue, 23 Jan 2024 17:37:35 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim did a shabby job breaking down his boxes in his recycling and we’re not gonna let that fly for even a second!

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Phone Tap: Automated Driving Test

Mon, 22 Jan 2024 16:03:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently renewed his driver’s license but before it’s official we have one more tiny quiz for him to take to seal the deal!

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Phone Tap: Dogs Follow Her

Fri, 19 Jan 2024 15:42:40 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has no trouble with the ladies, but today Jeff's calling as the brother of one of his flings to let him know he might have messed up ditching his sister!

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Phone Tap: Chatbots With No Chill

Thu, 18 Jan 2024 16:03:20 +0000

In your Phone Tap we’re sending one woman into a never-ending spiral of super-advanced artificial intelligence customer support chat robots. What could go wrong?

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Phone Tap: Principal For A Day

Wed, 17 Jan 2024 15:39:50 +0000

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Phone Tap: Password Protector

Tue, 16 Jan 2024 15:51:40 +0000

Changing your passwords frequently is smart and doesn’t harm anyone, right? WRONG! Your new Phone Tap is gonna show you why changing your password is the worst thing you can do!

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Phone Tap: Small Package Towing

Mon, 15 Jan 2024 13:20:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we’re calling a guy at work and telling him we’ve towed his car. Not only that, but his car CLEARLY says a lot about what he’s got going on in the equipment department.

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Phone Tap: Plenty Of Simps

Fri, 12 Jan 2024 15:35:23 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is trying out dating apps for the first time, and his brother used that opportunity to set him up with us for a PHONE TAP!

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Phone Tap: Stoner Max The Grocery GOAT

Thu, 11 Jan 2024 15:37:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we’re sending probably the worst possible person for the job to work as an InstaCart grocery shopper.

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Phone Tap: Young At Heart

Wed, 10 Jan 2024 15:42:27 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been applying to EVERY reality show she can for over 15 years. So, Jeff's calling her to let her know she’s been selected for the next season of Golden Bachelor!

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Phone Tap: Alan's Your New Dad

Tue, 09 Jan 2024 16:20:32 +0000

Seeing your mom get back in the dating pool is always an uncomfortable feeling. And it gets even worse when you find out she’s dating an 80 year old named ALAN WINTERBOTTOM.

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Phone Tap: Two Morons In A Library

Mon, 08 Jan 2024 15:34:18 +0000

In today’s new Phone Tap, we call a librarian and Jeff and Jose are going to press her about some of the restrictive and overbearing regulations at her location.

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Phone Tap: Secret Ipad Marathon

Fri, 05 Jan 2024 15:47:53 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a son in day care and recently he’s been coming home EXHAUSTED, so Brooke's calling from the daycare center to tell her the REAL reason her son is do drained every day!

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Phone Tap: Paternity Leave Roulette

Thu, 04 Jan 2024 15:37:56 +0000

In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a soon-to-be new dad and while he’s about to be out on paternity leave, his replacements don’t exactly inspire any confidence!

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Phone Tap: Internet Candy Man

Wed, 03 Jan 2024 15:48:27 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently signed up for some life coaching and before his real life coach can contact him, Brooke is going to Phone Tap him and convince him that selling candy is his life’s calling.

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Phone Tap: Steady Eddy's Best Bro

Tue, 02 Jan 2024 15:48:24 +0000

Jose is calling up a guy’s girlfriend to say “You might not know me, but I’m your boyfriend's BEST FRIEND.” Will she accept him or reject his friendship in a Phone Tap?

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Phone Tap: Nocturnal Chowdownia

Mon, 01 Jan 2024 13:15:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is an elderly care worker about to start a new job, and Jeff's calling them to let them know about his grandpa’s unique condition called “Nocturnal Chowdownia…”

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Phone Tap: Wireless Hairless Careless Cell Service

Fri, 29 Dec 2023 13:15:00 +0000

Brooke is attempting to set the record for the LEAST helpful customer service call of all time and it all starts with a simple survey.

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Phone Tap: Quad Ad Premium Rental

Thu, 28 Dec 2023 13:15:00 +0000

Jose's calling a guy on vacation and posing as his rental car provider to tell him that he NEEDS the new Quad Advantage service or he’s gonna have a bad time.

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Phone Tap: Let Me Pay For The Pants

Wed, 27 Dec 2023 13:15:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has worked at a department store for over 20 years, and Jeff's looking to set him up with a return scenario that no amount of experience could prepare him for...

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Phone Tap: Breakfast Bar Bandit

Tue, 26 Dec 2023 13:15:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is currently on vacation and Brooke's about to banish him from his hotel for stealing BREAKFAST foods!

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Phone Tap: Computer Zoo

Mon, 25 Dec 2023 13:20:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently dropped off his laptop to be repaired. He’s a little worried about his information being stolen, but Jose is actually going to do much, more worse to it instead.

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Phone Tap: Voicemail Blackmail

Fri, 22 Dec 2023 13:20:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap we’re calling a guy and convincing him that HE has been the one prank calling us, and we’re not gonna stand for it any longer!

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Phone Tap: Tinder Match Lie Detector

Thu, 21 Dec 2023 13:15:00 +0000

We set up a fake dating profile and told any guy who matched they’d have to take a lie detector if they wanted to meet! We got dozens of responses and the first guy to sign up got a Phone Tap instead!

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Phone Tap: Bank Sheets and Cold Treats

Wed, 20 Dec 2023 13:15:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to resolve a tiny dispute with his bank but unlucky for him, Jose is his customer service rep and concentration is not his strong suit…

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Phone Tap: Size for Science Project

Tue, 19 Dec 2023 13:20:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls an elementary school teacher overseeing the science fair to clue her in on what’s sure to be the most inappropriate presentation the school has ever seen!

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Phone Tap: No Tears On Company Time

Mon, 18 Dec 2023 13:25:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim just started her first office job, so before her first day Brooke's calling from the company to let her know there WILL be TEARS…

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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2023: #1 Good News Retirement Trio

Fri, 15 Dec 2023 13:20:00 +0000

We've reached the #1 Phone Tap of the year! It features Brooke, Jeff, and Jose calling a guy who's retiring from his job to give him a very special thank you for all his work....Just one problem, he doesn't know he's retiring yet!

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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2023: #2 Help Me Lie To My Wife

Thu, 14 Dec 2023 13:10:00 +0000

In your #2 Phone Tap of the year, Jose puts "bro code" to the ultimate test... He calls the Best Man of a wedding to find out how far he's willing to go to protect another dude in the groom's wedding party!

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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2023: #3 Tommy Talx A Lot

Wed, 13 Dec 2023 16:10:41 +0000

In your #3 Phone Tap of the year, Jeff calls a toy store with a complaint that one of their children’s dolls has been making some lewd and inflammatory remarks and he needs a refund!

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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2023: #4 Mussolini Loves Peanut Butter

Tue, 12 Dec 2023 15:57:00 +0000

There’s no sleep in the Phone Tap game! Today Jose's calling the manager of a pet hotel on his day off and letting him know he let the most menacing dog in the yard loose in the hotel!

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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2023: #5 Last Call For Charity

Mon, 11 Dec 2023 15:34:26 +0000

In today’s Phone Tap we’re going to see if we can push a guys buttons by asking for a donation to charity, using a stubborn AI robot that's not taking "No" for an answer.

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Top 10 Phone Taps Of 2023: #6 Naughty Nana

Fri, 08 Dec 2023 15:46:15 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, Brooke poses as an antiques dealer who's been asked to appraise some old keepsakes, and the guy on the phone is about to learn some new things about his PeePaw, that he never wanted to hear.

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Top 10 Phone Taps Of 2023: #7 Cormag the Conjurer Lost Your Dog

Thu, 07 Dec 2023 15:41:02 +0000

What do you get when you let a part-time magician pet sit your dog? A big headache and your #7 Phone Tap of the year!

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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2023: #8 Automology Expert

Wed, 06 Dec 2023 16:13:22 +0000

In your #8 Phone Tap of the year, Brooke is calling an auto body shop and she’s not going to be taken advantage of just because she’s a woman. In fact she’s the most knowledgeable car owner of ALL TIME!

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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2023: #9 Spoonful of Scams

Tue, 05 Dec 2023 16:08:21 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Brooke see's how far a woman will go for her first grader, even if it means impersonating a world famous celebrity!

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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2023: #10 Alan Goes Instacarting

Mon, 04 Dec 2023 15:48:57 +0000

We're kicking off the countdown of the Top Phone Taps of 2023 with Alan Winterbottom! What happens you put a 92 year-old in charge of picking up a woman’s groceries for her? You get the #10 Phone Tap of the year...

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Phone Tap: Big Gulp Bouquet

Fri, 01 Dec 2023 15:32:27 +0000

We’re awarding a newly engaged guy with a completely free wedding! The only catch is it HAS to happen at 7-Eleven…

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Phone Tap: No Stopping Hammerhead Ned

Thu, 30 Nov 2023 18:11:39 +0000

Brooke calls a woman with an elderly grandfather to tell her that’s he so popular around the retirement home, he’s earned the nickname “Hammerhead Ned!”

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Phone Tap: Frisky Little Kitty

Wed, 29 Nov 2023 15:32:11 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we call a veterinary office and we’re giving the front desk person the absolute strangest set of symptoms that he’ll likely ever hear in his entire life!

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Phone Tap: Over The Phone Foxtrot

Tue, 28 Nov 2023 15:33:04 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim signed up online for dance lessons, so Jeff's giving her exactly that, ONLINE dance lessons… whether she likes it or not!

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Phone Tap: Clover's Cannolis

Mon, 27 Nov 2023 15:49:04 +0000

Clover, the ex-special ops soldier is starting a new job at a small bakery, and his mission: classified.

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Phone Tap: Your Pianos Suck

Fri, 24 Nov 2023 13:15:00 +0000

In today’s Phone Tap Jeffrey is calling a music store and complaining in the most obnoxious and out of tune way possible!

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Phone Tap: Cable Price Auctioneer

Thu, 23 Nov 2023 13:30:00 +0000

Arguing with the cable company isn’t fun. Having an auctioneer-style price war with the cable company, though? That’s fun and it’s happening in your Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: Meowzel Tov

Wed, 22 Nov 2023 13:20:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is in charge of booking a venue for their parent’s 50th wedding anniversary, and Jeff's calling at the last second to bump them for a Cat Bah Mitzvah!

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Phone Tap: Disabled Driveway

Tue, 21 Nov 2023 13:15:00 +0000

In today's Phone Tap we’re calling a woman and telling her she needs to move her car because we’ve reclassified her entire driveway as a restricted parking area!

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Phone Tap: My Sports Cup Is Too Small

Mon, 20 Nov 2023 13:15:00 +0000

Jeff calls a sporting goods store to report an issue with some "ill-fitting equipment," if you know what we mean.

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Phone Tap: Corporate and Confused

Fri, 17 Nov 2023 15:42:50 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been FED UP with the changes corporate has been making at her job, so before she snaps, Brooke's calling with ONE MORE change just for her…

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Phone Tap: Papalardo Pandemonium

Thu, 16 Nov 2023 16:46:08 +0000

The guy we're Phone Tapping today was given one job while planning his wedding: book the honeymoon. So now we’re calling him to screw up all of his pre-made plans.

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Phone Tap: ADD Movers

Wed, 15 Nov 2023 15:35:14 +0000

In your Phone Tap we call a woman who hired a moving company sight unseen and we’re going to make her upcoming move a living nightmare!

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Phone Tap: AirBnTree

Tue, 14 Nov 2023 15:37:36 +0000

Brooke's calling a woman with a tree house in her backyard, and because the branches reach over city property she's entitled to renting it out whenever she wants!

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Phone Tap: No Sexist Tenants

Mon, 13 Nov 2023 15:33:56 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently got a noise complaint in her own apartment for being loud while watching the Bachelor. We heard what she said and she’s not gonna like what Jeff has to say about it...

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Phone Tap: Drug Unawareness

Fri, 10 Nov 2023 16:05:04 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, a school administrator thinks they’ve hired a counselor to speak to their students about the dangers of drugs, but instead we’ve sent Jose who can’t get enough of ‘em!

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Phone Tap: Play Date Sneak Attack

Thu, 09 Nov 2023 16:04:06 +0000

One of our listeners emailed us wanting to prank her neighbor because the snack choices at their kid’s play dates have been causing an issue.

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Phone Tap: Steady Eddy's Flirting Fail

Wed, 08 Nov 2023 16:41:46 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks her friend set her up with the PERFECT man for her, but the guy calling her up is our own “Steady Eddy” the least loveable loser of all!

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Phone Tap: Fred the Frog Guy's Replacement

Tue, 07 Nov 2023 16:30:49 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim hired a petting zoo to make an appearance at his son’s birthday party, but Fred the Frog guy is sick and we’re sending a loose cannon named Brooke Fox, instead!

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Phone Tap: Give Me A Baby

Mon, 06 Nov 2023 15:37:55 +0000

In your Phone Tap Brooke calls a soon-to-be first time father to see if he’s game for being a soon-to-be two-time dad if you know what we mean…

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Phone Tap: Trick or Traumatize

Fri, 03 Nov 2023 16:33:05 +0000

Even though Halloween was earlier this week we have one more Halloween Phone Tap saved up and today Jeff's confronting a mother who could only spare ONE PIECE of candy per kid!

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Phone Tap: Terry and the Wax Tax

Thu, 02 Nov 2023 15:30:06 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently rescheduled a grooming appointment and so Jeff's calling her back to hit her with every cancellation fee known to man!

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Phone Tap: Saying I Do To Dope Tikulitis

Wed, 01 Nov 2023 17:17:36 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is getting married this fall and unfortunately her officiant had a conflict so we’re sending our best beat boxer to oversee the ceremony instead!

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Phone Tap: Senior Scare

Tue, 31 Oct 2023 15:15:32 +0000

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Phone Tap: Alan and the Halloween Rave

Mon, 30 Oct 2023 14:40:51 +0000

80 year-old Alan Winterbottom needs help finding a Halloween costume for a rave and he's hoping today’s Phone Tap victim can assist him!

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Phone Tap: Costumes In The Courtroom

Fri, 27 Oct 2023 14:36:43 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a court date ON HALLOWEEN to fight a parking ticket and Brooke's calling to let him know the judge is a BIG fan of the holiday so he better get in the spirit!

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Phone Tap: Costume Rival

Thu, 26 Oct 2023 15:33:18 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is known around her office for taking the company costume contest VERY seriously… so we’re sending Brooke after her to raise the level of competition!

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Phone Tap: HOA Infection Zone

Wed, 25 Oct 2023 15:05:43 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim just moved into a neighborhood that goes ALL OUT for Halloween, and there’s no way she’s prepared for what tricks we’re treating her with this year.

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Phone Tap: I Kissed Your Husband

Tue, 24 Oct 2023 14:36:12 +0000

The guy who asked us to prank his wife said we could do anything we wanted, as long as we SHOCKED her in the first sentence...and Brooke succeeded!

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Phone Tap: Hans Needs A Job

Mon, 23 Oct 2023 14:41:03 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Jose’s character “Hans Gluber” is looking for a new job and we’ve got our sights as an employment counselor as our newest Phone Tap victim!

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Phone Tap: Spooky Luggage Update

Fri, 20 Oct 2023 14:36:23 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Jose's calling a woman who still hasn’t received her luggage that her airline lost TWO DAYS ago, and he's hoping a prank call will cheer her up!

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Phone Tap: I Read Your Birthday Card

Thu, 19 Oct 2023 14:32:39 +0000

One of our listeners wanted us to prank their old coworker so today Jeff's calling a guy and saying he found some compromising things in his old desk and he better have answers for them!

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Phone Tap: Paging Dr. Love

Wed, 18 Oct 2023 18:05:04 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Jeff's going to try to convince our victim to give him a pep talk about how to meet women...And then make him instantly regret it...

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Phone Tap: Caviar For Kids

Tue, 17 Oct 2023 15:08:45 +0000

In today’s Phone Tap were calling a soccer coach for a youth girls team and introducing him to the SNOOTY-est and most DIFFICULT parent in the entire district!

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Phone Tap: Ladders, Mirrors, and Cats, Oh My!

Mon, 16 Oct 2023 18:02:41 +0000

Our Phone Tap victim today was adamant that he wasn’t going to come into work on Friday the 13th for superstitious reasons, but just his luck… Brooke's DEMANDING IT!

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Phone Tap: What's Your Drug Policy?

Fri, 13 Oct 2023 14:39:06 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a hiring manager who has been trying to fill a spot for WEEKS! So we’re sending our least reliable candidate JOSE out hunting for some obscure job perk

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Phone Tap: The Play Zone's At Capacity

Thu, 12 Oct 2023 14:34:13 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has twin daughters and Jeff's calling to uninvite them to a birthday party, because the play zone is at capacity, she’ll have to choose which one she loves more!

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Phone Tap: Black Roses and UFOses

Wed, 11 Oct 2023 14:36:52 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, Jose and Jeff prank calling a florist looking for one of the most extravagant and out of this world flower arrangements for Jose's EX-girlfriend…

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Phone Tap: Narration At The Museum

Tue, 10 Oct 2023 14:36:45 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim works at a local museum and is anticipating his son’s elementary school class coming in for a tour, but Jeff's calling as his teacher and it’s safe to say he's a little distracted with a BIGGER project…

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Phone Tap: Anvil Wants To Party

Mon, 09 Oct 2023 14:52:26 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim works at a tire store, and while he just wants to help a customer with their order, he’s about to get an invitation that’s a lot more than he bargained for!

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Phone Tap: Hans Needs A Wingman

Fri, 06 Oct 2023 15:38:38 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim knows he’s getting a new coworker moving from Germany, and Jose's calling to introduce himself, meet a new friend, and get him to spill where all the HOT LADIES are in the office…

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Phone Tap: Good News Retirement Trio

Thu, 05 Oct 2023 14:39:03 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is retiring soon, but he’s the last person to find out about it. If that’s not concerning enough, we’re letting him know by way of song!

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Phone Tap: Cool Kids Love Cover Music

Wed, 04 Oct 2023 14:41:33 +0000

An email to customer service about a music streaming app crashing is leading someone headfirst into our trap and a brand new Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: Rolando Teaches Kenny G to Kids

Tue, 03 Oct 2023 14:50:43 +0000

In your Phone Tap, a high school needs a substitute music teacher and we’re sending them the most passionate person we’ve got… ROLANDO!

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Phone Tap: Turning Necks and Cutting Paychecks

Mon, 02 Oct 2023 14:36:13 +0000

In your Phone Tap Brooke's telling a guy that corporate is reducing the size of his paycheck each week, and it might just be what sends him over the edge!

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Phone Tap: Cougar Meets Mommy

Fri, 29 Sep 2023 14:50:46 +0000

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Phone Tap: Ultra Max Flush

Thu, 28 Sep 2023 15:03:04 +0000

Today Jeff actually got a woman to TALK to her smart TOILET in an effort to try and fix it. It’s one of our proudest accomplishments and you can hear the brand new Phone Tap in the podcast!

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Phone Tap: Forgot The Anniversary Again

Wed, 27 Sep 2023 14:37:47 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim forgot his anniversary last year, so his wife wanted to set him up and see if she can TRICK him into doing it again!

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Phone Tap: A.I. Says STFU

Tue, 26 Sep 2023 14:44:50 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to know when he can pick up his order, but thanks to Artificial Intelligence, that has literally never been more impossible!

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Phone Tap: Rooftop Fail

Mon, 25 Sep 2023 14:42:42 +0000

In your Phone Tap, instead of performing the service promised, Jeff's gonna just tarp off a woman’s roof and call it good. Hope that’s okay!

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Phone Tap: Car Thief Career Day

Fri, 22 Sep 2023 14:50:52 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is looking for parents to come in to talk to her class for career day, and we’ve got the perfect person lined up for her… a career CRIMINAL!

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Phone Tap: Guffed Up Your Gutters

Thu, 21 Sep 2023 14:47:04 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks she’s getting her roof replaced, but just ten minutes after she left Jose's calling with some news she’s NOT gonna be happy with!

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Phone Tap: Sweating For Smoothies

Wed, 20 Sep 2023 15:02:28 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim gets a smoothie every single day, so we’re calling her from the shop to let her know today’s order might take a little longer to arrive because of… complications…

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Phone Tap: Way Too Personal Assistant

Tue, 19 Sep 2023 14:34:23 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim was recently given a new personal assistant by her boss, and we’re sending Brooke in for the job… but she might be a little TOO personal of an assistant.

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Phone Tap: Office Faxes and Turbo Laxes

Mon, 18 Sep 2023 14:37:05 +0000

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Phone Tap: Costco Food Court

Fri, 15 Sep 2023 14:35:07 +0000

Today's Phone Tap victim loves COSTCO, but after she let her friend borrow her membership card, Brooke's gonna prosecute her in BULK!

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Phone Tap: Naughty Neighbors Webshow

Thu, 14 Sep 2023 14:34:55 +0000

One of our listeners came up with an elaborate way for us to Phone Tap his wife, and it involves their HOA president, a fake documentary series and a bizarre crime

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Phone Tap: Invaders and 2nd Graders

Wed, 13 Sep 2023 14:55:29 +0000

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Phone Tap: Last Call For Charity

Tue, 12 Sep 2023 14:32:03 +0000

In today’s Phone Tap we’re going to see if we can push a guys buttons by asking for a donation to charity, and not taking "No" for an answer.

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Phone Tap: Transcribe My Vibe

Mon, 11 Sep 2023 15:17:24 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim just got promoted to a new role and Jose took over her old job, and he has some alarming questions for her that aren’t going to go well!

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Phone Tap: Void Your Vacation Days

Fri, 08 Sep 2023 14:33:14 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been nervous about being let go by his job. But no worries! Jose's calling to tell him his job is safe, as long as he hands over all those vacation days…

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Phone Tap: Passion of the Popcorn

Thu, 07 Sep 2023 14:34:04 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Brooke is calling a movie theater because she’s just discovered an INSANE deal and she wants everyone to know about it…

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Phone Tap: JoJo Fro-Yo's Big No-No

Wed, 06 Sep 2023 14:35:50 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a workaholic and on her ONE yearly vacation day, one of her managers hired Jose to work the FroYo stand...Hear the disaster in the podcast!

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Phone Tap: Roast Beef Massagewich

Tue, 05 Sep 2023 14:36:04 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim was in the middle of a busy lunch rush and Jeff called with one of the most aggravating and strange sandwich orders of all time!

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Phone Tap: Cool Boss Best Friend

Mon, 04 Sep 2023 13:00:00 +0000

In today’s Phone Tap, Jose is posing as a new hire brought on while the boss was on vacation, and for his first day he has one request: Can the boss act like his BFF for his first day of work?

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Phone Tap: Dr. Wanket Sleep Study

Fri, 01 Sep 2023 14:32:50 +0000

Brooke is posing as a sleep doctor in today’s brand new Phone Tap and she’s delivering some shocking results to our Phone Tap Victim!

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Phone Tap: Fortnite Fornicator

Thu, 31 Aug 2023 14:33:45 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Jose is pranking a fellow gamer and banning him for life for the most absurd reasons you’ve ever heard!

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Phone Tap: Shhh! It's Lady Danbury

Wed, 30 Aug 2023 15:07:21 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Jeff's gonna see how long he can keep a Phone Tap victim on the line while he's clearly distracted more important things like Bridgerton!

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Phone Tap: 3 Spritz

Tue, 29 Aug 2023 14:39:51 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, Brooke's confronting a guy for overusing free samples of perfume at the mall and prosecuting him to the full extent of the Mall Law!

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Phone Tap: Meatball Road Rage

Mon, 28 Aug 2023 14:43:32 +0000

This Phone Tap is one of the Top 5 most awkward calls we’ve ever had on this show and it all starts with a sandwich shop and one unsuspecting guy taking orders…

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Phone Tap: Clover Does Grocery Surveillance

Fri, 25 Aug 2023 12:30:00 +0000

We’ve designed a new fool-proof system for catching shoplifters and it’s all thanks to Jose’s Phone Tap character CLOVER! See how an ex-British Special Forces member deals with petty crime in the podcast!

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Phone Tap: Raiden's on a Rampage

Thu, 24 Aug 2023 12:30:00 +0000

We’re instituting a new policy where your food delivery drivers are allowed to eat a REASONABLE amount of your food. And our Phone Tap victim is NOT HAPPY about it.

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Phone Tap: Stoner Max Lost Bruno

Wed, 23 Aug 2023 12:30:00 +0000

Jose's calling a guy who tried to save a little money by using a discount Dog Groomer to tell him that he lost his precious dog Bruno!

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Phone Tap: Hello Dolly

Tue, 22 Aug 2023 12:30:00 +0000

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Phone Tap: Vertical Zone

Mon, 21 Aug 2023 12:30:00 +0000

Airlines have been trying to find any way they can to save money recently, and today’s Phone Tap victim is getting the brunt of that when Jeff downgrades their seats from Economy to something even lower!

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Phone Tap: The RAT System

Fri, 18 Aug 2023 14:31:55 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Brooke's introducing a new HR system where employees can RAT on their coworkers for bonuses. Shouldn’t cause any trouble, right?

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Phone Tap: Blind Pizza Delivery

Thu, 17 Aug 2023 14:37:27 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has suffered at the hands of late pizza delivery repeatedly, so today Jose's piling on and calling him with one of the worst delivery updates he could ever hear!

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Phone Tap: You Gave My Son The Herp

Wed, 16 Aug 2023 14:35:02 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is used to dealing with some uptight parents but we bet she’s never received the kind of complaint Jeff's about to lodge at her!

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Phone Tap: Alan Raps The Senior Home

Tue, 15 Aug 2023 15:04:13 +0000

In your new Phone Tap, we’re introducing a new entertainer to the Assisted Living Facility circuit and his name is Alan Winterbottom!

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Phone Tap: Your Exes Family Plan

Mon, 14 Aug 2023 18:40:09 +0000

Customer service calls are always so boring, which is why in today’s Phone Tap Jose's spicing it up and asking all the intrusive questions about their ex that he can!

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Phone Tap: RIP Ears Bro

Fri, 11 Aug 2023 14:36:05 +0000

What if your Tinder Date based their entire personality about a hobby they never told you about? We tried it out on today’s Phone Tap victim and set her up with Jose!

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Phone Tap: VIP OnlyFans

Thu, 10 Aug 2023 14:30:22 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim admitted to his wife that he maybe, one time, visited a spicy website... and Alexis is gonna make him regret he ever told her...

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Phone Tap: Cheating With Trader Joe's

Wed, 09 Aug 2023 14:50:35 +0000

In today’s Phone Tap we’re calling a customer directly and telling them, “We saw you shopping at a different grocery store and we’re taking it as an extreme betrayal!”

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Phone Tap: Proctology Hee Hee

Tue, 08 Aug 2023 14:33:36 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is days away from his first visit to a PROCTOLOGIST. No better time than for us to call him for a Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: RBF FTW LOL

Mon, 07 Aug 2023 14:35:34 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is waiting to pick up her family portraits. But unfortunately there’s one BIG problem with them… and it’s HER fault!

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Phone Tap: Naughty Nana

Fri, 04 Aug 2023 14:30:11 +0000

A listener asked us to prank her brother after he sent their Grandpa’s old knick knacks to be appraised by an antiques dealer...But he’s about to learn some NEW THINGS about his PeePaw he never wanted to hear.

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Phone Tap: Allen Wants Your Grandma

Thu, 03 Aug 2023 14:36:28 +0000

You can find love in some strange places. Today’s Phone Tap victim is discovering a love connection, but it’s not his own. It’s between his sweet grandmother and a new addition to her retirement home!

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Phone Tap: Guitar Zero

Wed, 02 Aug 2023 14:54:23 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim always goes to Guitar Center and never buys anything and Jeff thinks that’s worth a permanent banishment!

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Phone Tap: Work From Home Overwatch

Tue, 01 Aug 2023 16:43:55 +0000

Working from home might be nice for some, but for today’s Phone Tap victim, Brooke's gonna be moving into his house to make sure he’s ACTUALLY working hard.

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Phone Tap: Gimme Your Stereo

Mon, 31 Jul 2023 14:29:46 +0000

Jeff calls a guy who is selling a stereo on Facebook Marketplace... He's shown up at his place while he’s not home to demand he sell it to him, NOW!

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Phone Tap: Lobbying For K-Job

Fri, 28 Jul 2023 16:46:48 +0000

Brooke's calling a teacher in charge of breaking a 3-way tie for school valedictorian and she's making a case for our candidate – “K-Job!”

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Phone Tap: Clover's Helicopter Tours

Thu, 27 Jul 2023 14:33:15 +0000

Today you’ll hear maybe the first time that WE got more FRUSTRATED with our Phone Tap victim than he was with us!

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Phone Tap: Timid Benjamin's Missing Underwear

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 16:49:07 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim had a repair guy come over to fix an appliance recently, but what he doesn’t know is that repair guy left some unmentionables behind and we’re calling to get them back!

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Phone Tap: Caterpunked

Tue, 25 Jul 2023 14:35:44 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, Jeff tells a guy that a larger-than-life caterpillar infestation is coming right for his area and he'll need to make some drastic arrangements right away!

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Phone Tap: Snow White From The Streets

Mon, 24 Jul 2023 15:30:55 +0000

In your Phone Tap we’re springing a audition on a local community theater actor, and our idea for Snow White is a little more “street smart” than she ever could have imagined…

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Phone Tap: You Need Theraflix

Fri, 21 Jul 2023 15:53:03 +0000

We’re calling from Netflix and our Depression Algorithm has found someone who might be having a rough time, so we’ve prescribed them a “Theraflix” to help!

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Phone Tap: BinocuBuddies

Thu, 20 Jul 2023 14:30:39 +0000

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Phone Tap: My Cousin Rezzy

Wed, 19 Jul 2023 14:33:17 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim was faced with two choices: either lie for a customer on the phone or bust him in front of his wife!

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Phone Tap: Deez Books

Tue, 18 Jul 2023 15:45:46 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim loves the public library more than any other place on earth, so Jeff's going to make a BIG CHANGE to Library rules that she’s going to absolutely hate!

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Phone Tap: Put the Gross in Groceries

Mon, 17 Jul 2023 14:29:28 +0000

We’re calling a guy who is skeptical about his neighbors and letting him know their grocery delivery might have some clues to their strange behavior…

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Phone Tap: Pranky Wanky

Fri, 14 Jul 2023 14:33:14 +0000

Young Jeffrey is taking a gentler and sillier approach to today’s Phone Tap when he calls a woman about her son’s reading progress in school.

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Phone Tap: Gwyneth Paltrow's 15 Second Binge Diet

Wed, 12 Jul 2023 15:11:33 +0000

Today we’re introducing a new fad diet courtesy of a MAJOR A-List celebrity… the catch is you can only eat 15 seconds at a time…

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Phone Tap: Bet On Your Baby

Tue, 11 Jul 2023 14:37:32 +0000

In your Phone Tap we’re calling a soon-to-be new dad and asking him if he’s alright if we gamble on the birth of his new baby. We’ve got some money to win!

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Phone Tap: Speed Dating Disaster

Mon, 10 Jul 2023 14:33:02 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim just hopped back in the dating pool and we’re going to pull out our full roster of weirdos and creeps to welcome her back!

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Phone Tap: Know Nothing Nanny

Fri, 07 Jul 2023 13:00:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we call a long-time nanny while she’s on vacation and introduce her to her clueless, unskilled and dangerous replacement: ALEXIS!

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Phone Tap: Rolando Has Your VIN Number

Thu, 06 Jul 2023 13:00:00 +0000

“Rolando” is back for a Phone Tap and he’s working customer service at a car dealership! But for once, his flirtatiousness isn’t what’s getting him in trouble today…

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Phone Tap: Whistle Lessons

Wed, 05 Jul 2023 13:00:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Brooke is calling an elementary school teacher to beef with his curriculum. Most notably: he’s teaching the kids to whistle and she’s NOT happy about it…

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Phone Tap: Football Coach

Tue, 04 Jul 2023 13:00:00 +0000

Jeffrey calls a youth football coach after parents complained the sport was too dangerous and aggressive... He has some new rules that are safe and kid-friendly that he's sure the coach will love!

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Phone Tap: Beauty Rats

Mon, 03 Jul 2023 13:00:00 +0000

Today's Phone Tap Victim is about to find out her NEW beauty products have the WORST side effects of all time...Hopefully she hasn't used them yet.....

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Phone Tap: Bachelor Party Danger

Fri, 30 Jun 2023 14:48:28 +0000

In your Phone Tap Jose's calling a woman whose fiancé’s bachelor party is this weekend and trying to scare her via the mundane ways he’s gonna be chilling with his boys.

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Phone Tap: To Catch A Cheater: Alan Winterbottom's Security Shakedown

Thu, 29 Jun 2023 17:52:24 +0000

We’re using 80 year old Alan Winterbottom to catch a cheater and let today’s Phone Tap victim know his stuff will be out on the front lawn when he gets home!

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Phone Tap: Reunion No-Show

Wed, 28 Jun 2023 14:47:04 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Brooke's catching a guy in a white lie over why he skipped his high school reunion, and she's going to EXPOSE him for it.

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Phone Tap: Do You Know Hank's Hardware?

Tue, 27 Jun 2023 14:38:43 +0000

Brooke is gonna do her best to get under the skin of today’s Phone Tap victim simply by giving him directions in the mot annoying way possible!

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Phone Tap: Break the Bank

Mon, 26 Jun 2023 14:36:20 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy and tells him he’s the perfect candidate for our new reality show. The catch: It’s not so much of a show as a bank robbery.

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Phone Tap: Resumes and NDAs

Fri, 23 Jun 2023 14:35:34 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Jose's calling as a job reference for a woman, and although he wants to answer all the interviewer’s questions, he's drowning in NDA’s! Sorry bout that…

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Phone Tap: We Know You Can't Cook

Thu, 22 Jun 2023 14:41:08 +0000

Many online retailers have fraud protection against thieves. But what about fraud protection against bad cooks? Brooke's investigating today’s Phone Tap victim for crimes against cooking!

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Phone Tap: Crawl Space Pizza

Wed, 21 Jun 2023 14:49:45 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim just put in his two weeks notice at a pizza place but before he can leave we want to see if he’ll deliver to the most bizarre person on earth with no questions asked.

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Phone Tap: Tango Tuesdays

Tue, 20 Jun 2023 14:59:58 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is desperate to hire anyone for an open position at her company. With that in mind Jose's going to make sure she has the strangest phone interview ever!

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Phone Tap: The Titanic Isn't Real

Mon, 19 Jun 2023 14:28:21 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, we’re going to see if Brooke can convince a paralegal to take on the dumbest lawsuit we could think of!

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Phone Tap: Cheugy Simps

Fri, 16 Jun 2023 18:07:24 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is transferring to a new branch at work, and Brooke's letting him know he better learn his modern slang because his new office is thick with ZOOMERS.

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Phone Tap: Cuffed At The Key Party

Thu, 15 Jun 2023 14:48:32 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Jeff's calling a woman and telling her that her husband might have been up to something SPICY the night she left a neighborhood party earlier than he did…

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Phone Tap: Ed Daniels Murky Turkey

Wed, 14 Jun 2023 15:04:36 +0000

TV News reporter ED DANIELS is back for a brand new Phone Tap and he’s ready to go LIVE with surprising allegations at a moment’s notice! Hear his new investigative SCANDAL in the podcast!

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Phone Tap: Buy 2 Get 1 Deal

Tue, 13 Jun 2023 14:36:02 +0000

If you were double charged on a big purchase, would you cause a fuss with customer service? Or would you set your wife up for a Phone Tap instead?

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Phone Tap: Matchmaking My Mom

Mon, 12 Jun 2023 14:43:18 +0000

Today Jeff's Phone Tapping a teacher who just started dating another faculty member and the only one who knows is her sister… until she shared that information with us!

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Phone Tap: The Internet Candy Man

Fri, 09 Jun 2023 14:33:50 +0000

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Phone Tap: Steady Eddy's Best Bro

Thu, 08 Jun 2023 14:43:02 +0000

Jose is calling up a guy’s girlfriend to say “You might not know me, but I’m your boyfriend's BEST FRIEND.” Will she accept him or reject his friendship in an all new Phone Tap?

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Phone Tap: Automology Expert

Wed, 07 Jun 2023 18:04:48 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Brooke is calling an auto body shop and she’s not going to be taken advantage of just because she’s a woman. In fact she’s the most knowledgeable car owner of ALL TIME!

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Phone Tap: DJ Hamster Goes Hard

Tue, 06 Jun 2023 16:32:36 +0000

What 60th birthday present do you get for the best mom ever? How about an original dubstep song from the worst DJ on planet earth.

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Phone Tap: Voicemail Blackmail

Mon, 05 Jun 2023 15:11:01 +0000

In your Phone Tap we’re calling a guy and convincing him that HE has been the one prank calling us, and we’re not gonna stand for it any longer!

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Phone Tap: You're Right I Should Quit

Fri, 02 Jun 2023 14:31:28 +0000

Jose is posing an IT specialist who is on his last straw before finally quitting and he’s just begging for today’s Phone Tap victim to give him a good reason.

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Phone Tap: A-Hole Therapy

Thu, 01 Jun 2023 16:18:54 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls a guy who signed up for therapy for the first time, and she's about to make his first session a lot more interesting than he expected....

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Phone Tap: Balloon Party Fail

Wed, 31 May 2023 15:01:09 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls someone planning a big surprise party to let them know he's screwed up the entire balloon situation for them. WHOOPS!

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Phone Tap: Clover Tinder Fail

Tue, 30 May 2023 17:32:37 +0000

We tried to make today’s Phone Tap victim uncomfortable before a tinder date with “Clover” but Jose got a little thrown off when she got TURNED ON instead..

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Phone Tap: 30 Year Streaming Package

Mon, 29 May 2023 13:30:00 +0000

Don’t you hate when you forget to cancel a free trial before they charge your card? Today’s Phone Tap victim is one of those people and Jeff's gonna ruin their streaming for the next 30 years because of it.

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Phone Tap: Stairway Hookup

Fri, 26 May 2023 13:30:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is expecting a call from HR any day now after security caught him hooking up in a work stairwell, but before the real HR gets to him, Brooke's gonna call first to let him know about all the other canoodling going on around the office.

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Phone Tap: Tommy Talx A Lot

Thu, 25 May 2023 14:38:15 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Jeff's calling a toy store with a complaint that one of their children’s dolls has been making some lewd and inflammatory remarks and he needs a refund!

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Phone Tap: Wireless Hairless Careless Cell Service

Wed, 24 May 2023 15:45:40 +0000

Brooke is attempting to set the record for the LEAST helpful customer service call of all time and it all starts with a simple survey.

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Phone Tap: Big Rick's Madder Than A Jalapeño Horsefly

Tue, 23 May 2023 16:59:16 +0000

What do you do when your coworker says he’s bored and is thinking about quitting? Set him up for a Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: Peaches Took 9 Lives

Mon, 22 May 2023 14:52:56 +0000

Someone found a lost cat and Jeffrey is ready to claim ownership as long as the woman can get rid of the awful curse possessing it!

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Phone Tap: Breakfast Bar Bandit

Fri, 19 May 2023 14:29:11 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is currently on vacation and we’re about to banish him from his hotel for stealing BREAKFAST foods!

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Phone Tap: Timid Benjamin Emcees A Charity

Thu, 18 May 2023 18:40:14 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is putting on a charity auction but she isn’t going to meet her master of ceremonies until the last minute, when she gets a phone tap from Timid Benjamin…

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Phone Tap: Bank Sheets and Cold Treats

Wed, 17 May 2023 19:05:26 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to resolve a tiny dispute with his bank but unlucky for him, JOSE is his customer service rep and concentration is not his strong suit…

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Phone Tap: You're 1/8th OJ

Tue, 16 May 2023 14:32:33 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy awaiting genealogy results and let him know he’s related to one of the most INFAMOUS, and despised celebs of all time… Any guesses?

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Phone Tap: Couch Coach

Mon, 15 May 2023 15:12:48 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Jose is helping a virtual worker meet her company’s fitness initiative by becoming the world’s first COUCH COACH.

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Phone Tap: No Tears On Company Time

Fri, 12 May 2023 17:16:18 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim just started her first office job so before she starts Brooke's calling from the company and letting her know… there WILL be TEARS…

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Phone Tap: Spoonful of Sugar with Doogan

Thu, 11 May 2023 16:49:06 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we’ll see how far a woman will go for her first grader, even if it means impersonating a world famous celebrity!

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Phone Tap: Let Me Pay For The Pants

Wed, 10 May 2023 15:16:20 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has worked at a department store for over 20 years, and Jeff's looking to set him up with a return scenario that he could still never be prepared for...

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Phone Tap: Big Gulp Bouquet

Tue, 09 May 2023 14:32:50 +0000

We’re awarding a newly engaged guy with a completely free wedding! The only catch is it HAS to happen at 7-Eleven…

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Phone Tap: Tinder Match Lie Detector

Mon, 08 May 2023 14:41:32 +0000

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Phone Tap: No Stopping Hammerhead Ned

Fri, 05 May 2023 14:34:01 +0000

Brooke calls a woman with an elderly grandfather to tell her that’s he so popular around the retirement home, he’s earned the nickname “Hammerhead Ned!”

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Phone Tap: Size for Science Project

Wed, 03 May 2023 15:01:02 +0000

In your Phone Tap Jeff calls an elementary school teacher overseeing the science fair to clue her in on what’s sure to be the most inappropriate presentation the school has ever seen!

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Phone Tap: Clover's Cannolis

Tue, 02 May 2023 16:59:03 +0000

Clover, the ex-special ops soldier is starting a new job at a small bakery, and his mission: classified.

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Phone Tap: Over the Phone Foxtrot

Mon, 01 May 2023 18:12:33 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim signed up online for dance lessons, so we’re giving her exactly that, ONLINE dance lessons… whether she likes it or not!

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Phone Tap: Corporate and Confused

Fri, 28 Apr 2023 14:42:08 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been FED UP with the changes corporate has been making at her job, so before she snaps, Brooke's calling with ONE MORE change just for her…

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Phone Tap: Rock Out Triple B Blowout

Thu, 27 Apr 2023 16:58:52 +0000

Bed Bath and Beyond is going out of business but before they do we’re offering today’s Phone Tap victim the DEAL of a LIFETIME, as long as they can stay on the phone with Jose!

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Phone Tap: Help Me Lie To My Wife

Wed, 26 Apr 2023 15:21:57 +0000

A listener wants us to prank his best man, so we’re splitting those best man duties in the worst way possible!

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Phone Tap: Botanical Blasphemy

Tue, 25 Apr 2023 14:33:16 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim manages a botanical garden, and Jeff's a new hire who's snuck in on off hours to get some extra work in. But she’ll quickly learn he's put his green thumb exactly where it should never go!

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Phone Tap: Alan Goes Instacarting

Mon, 24 Apr 2023 14:55:42 +0000

What happens when your grocery delivery is late, but your shopper is a 92 year old man? Can you still get mad? We’ll find out in your brand new Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: Dental Desire Denied

Fri, 21 Apr 2023 17:08:12 +0000

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Phone Tap: Pay It Backwards

Thu, 20 Apr 2023 18:33:50 +0000

You’ve heard of “paying it forward” but in today’s Phone Tap we’re calling a dry cleaning customer and letting her know she’s the lucky person who gets to pay it backward!

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Phone Tap: Meowzel Tov

Wed, 19 Apr 2023 17:04:52 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is in charge of booking a venue for their parent’s 50th wedding anniversary, and Jeff's calling at the last second to bump them for a Cat Bah Mitzvah!

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Phone Tap: Sternamenta Phobia

Tue, 18 Apr 2023 14:59:59 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is in her first week of a new job as a pharmacy tech and Jeff has a new phobia she’s never heard of that needs treatment STAT!

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Phone Tap: Crosswords and Crannies

Mon, 17 Apr 2023 14:42:09 +0000

We’re calling the concierge of a hotel who said she would help us with ANYTHING we needed during our stay… and we’re going to put that offer to the test…

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Phone Tap: Pothole Phobia

Fri, 14 Apr 2023 13:00:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been complaining about potholes in the city for weeks and he's finally getting a response from them, because we’ve put our best man on it, Jose!

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Phone Tap: Lie Detector Is Never Wrong

Thu, 13 Apr 2023 13:00:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a woman and accuses her of STEALING from her own grandmother! Puzzle pieces don’t just go missing out of nowhere!

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Phone Tap: Fill In Brides-Mate

Wed, 12 Apr 2023 13:00:00 +0000

We’re playing with fire today because we’re Phone Tapping a bride just days before her wedding and adding Alexis to her husband’s bridal party at the last minute!

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Phone Tap: Marla the Bank Teller

Tue, 11 Apr 2023 13:00:00 +0000

Back by unpopular demand, Brooke’s most divisive Phone Tap character “Marla” is on the phone today, and she’s running the customer service desk at a bank!

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Phone Tap: Don't Offend the Japanese Prince

Mon, 10 Apr 2023 14:00:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a bakery owner to tell her a very honorable international guest is visiting her store later and things are about to get VERY uncomfortable for all of her customers.

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Phone Tap: Potty Police

Fri, 07 Apr 2023 13:00:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim was set up by his coworker and now Brooke's calling to tell him she'll be monitoring all the time he spends in the bathroom at work from here on out.

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Phone Tap: Double Engaged

Thu, 06 Apr 2023 17:36:39 +0000

Wedding Season is just around the corner and for today’s Phone Tap we’re seeing if an officiant is up for overseeing BOTH of Jose’s weddings this summer… That’s right, BOTH!

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Phone Tap: Mussolini Loves Peanut Butter

Wed, 05 Apr 2023 16:19:56 +0000

There’s no sleep in the Phone Tap game! Jose's calling the manager of a pet hotel on his day off and letting him know he let the most menacing dog in the yard loose in the hotel!

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Phone Tap: Too Ugly For Kevin Hart

Tue, 04 Apr 2023 14:36:57 +0000

Jeff's calling a woman and telling her that she has to give up her 3rd row Kevin Hart tickets because her husband just isn’t handsome enough for Netflix!

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Phone Tap: No Joy For Pee Boys

Mon, 03 Apr 2023 14:55:50 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, we have Brooke play an upset mother whose calling a strip mall security office and she’s got a HUGE problem with an obscene water fountain.

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Phone Tap: Sensual Tech Services

Fri, 31 Mar 2023 16:52:58 +0000

Customer service calls are soooo dull these days. It’s time we add some sensuality to the tech support industry and we’re doing it in a brand new Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: Let Me Name Your Baby

Thu, 30 Mar 2023 16:44:31 +0000

Nothing is worse than someone giving you unsolicited baby name suggestions. We’re doing exactly that in today’s Phone Tap when Jose calls up a complete stranger with some of his best ideas!

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Phone Tap: The RAT System

Wed, 29 Mar 2023 15:02:02 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Brooke's introducing a new HR system where employees can RAT on their coworkers for bonuses. Shouldn’t cause any trouble, right?

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Phone Tap: Phlegm Family Announcement

Tue, 28 Mar 2023 16:48:34 +0000

Today Jeff's Phone Tapping a restaurant employee in charge while his boss is out and he wants to make the most uncomfortable, and cringe-inducing announcement with their help!

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Phone Tap: Ollie Wants Toads

Mon, 27 Mar 2023 14:37:34 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim works at a pet store and while some weird customers have been coming in recently, she’s getting the weirdest one yet when Jose calls with some in-depth questions about her toads…

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Phone Tap: Raising Money With The Haders

Fri, 24 Mar 2023 14:35:18 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he’s been assigned to work on a school fundraiser with another parent, and he’s going to meet our own Brooke Fox who has some exciting ways make money involving their kids!

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Phone Tap: Tick Tack's Home Security System

Thu, 23 Mar 2023 16:00:33 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he’s having a state-of-the-art security system installed while he’s at work, but we sent Jose over to rig his place with Home Alone-style booby traps instead!

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Phone Tap: Dad Bod Island

Wed, 22 Mar 2023 15:08:34 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a finalist for appearing on Love Island but before that, Jeff's got him a spot on DAD BOD ISLAND.

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Phone Tap: Koala Care Hurricane

Mon, 20 Mar 2023 14:33:57 +0000

Today Jeff's calling a restaurant employee running the store while his manager is out for the day and he has a customer complaint that we GUARANTEE he’s never ever heard before.

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Phone Tap: Twerkin' For Tagalongs

Fri, 17 Mar 2023 14:40:36 +0000

It’s Girl Scout cookie season and today Brooke's Phone Tapping the mother of one girl scout with some bizarre ways to send her daughter’s sales through the roof!

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Phone Tap: Cakers

Thu, 16 Mar 2023 18:18:19 +0000

Jose's starting a new business eating all the cake leftover from office birthday parties. It’s a dirty job but somebody’s got to do it!

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Phone Tap: Timid Benjamin's Demon Dog

Wed, 15 Mar 2023 14:31:29 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been complaining to her property manager about a neighbor’s barking dog, so today Jeff's confronting her as the OWNER of the dog, and he's NOT HAPPY…

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Phone Tap: Steady Eddy the Cater Waiter

Tue, 14 Mar 2023 14:31:11 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim was a little “over-served” at a wedding recently and doesn’t remember her entire night… but lucky for her “Steady Eddie” was there and he’s ready to remind her of their blossoming romance!

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Phone Tap: When Realty Gets Real

Mon, 13 Mar 2023 14:34:10 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is selling his home and while he has a realtor in mind already, Jeff's gonna see if he can bully the guy off the listing with some ol’ fashioned TOUGH TALK.

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Phone Tap: I'm Not Anti-Turtle

Fri, 10 Mar 2023 15:34:03 +0000

The woman we’re Phone Tapping has been fed up with new corporate policies for a while now and today Brooke's calling to install even more ridiculous rules and regulations about TURTLENECKS of all things…

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Phone Tap: Release the Kra-Karen

Thu, 09 Mar 2023 15:59:58 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a legit reason to complain about how she was treated at a coffee shop recently, but instead of hearing her out, Jeff's setting the Passive-Aggressive meter at 15!

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Phone Tap: Big Rick Rigs The Pageant

Wed, 08 Mar 2023 15:24:32 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim runs beauty pageants and we’re gonna test her morals and see if we can influence her and RIG the competition in our favor!

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Phone Tap: Granny Got Sweet N' Low

Tue, 07 Mar 2023 15:36:57 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is normally very level-headed so Jeff's gonna push him to the limit when he tells him he DETAINED his grandmother!

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Phone Tap: Your Exes Family Plan

Mon, 06 Mar 2023 15:37:56 +0000

Customer service calls are always so boring, which is why in today’s Phone Tap Jose's spicing it up and asking all the intrusive questions about their ex that he can!

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Phone Tap: Hooters Field Trip

Fri, 03 Mar 2023 15:32:10 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim backed out of chaperoning a school field trip at the last minute, so were calling and having Jose let her know all the ways that adventure went wrong in the worst ways!

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Phone Tap: Alan Winterbottom Delivers Your Food

Thu, 02 Mar 2023 15:35:57 +0000

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Phone Tap: Smash Zone

Wed, 01 Mar 2023 16:05:00 +0000

In today’s Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy who’s out of town for a week to let him know his neighbors have totally failed as house-sitters... And now his place is being turned into a SMASH ZONE!

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Phone Tap: Balloon Mandate

Tue, 28 Feb 2023 15:36:56 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been planning a huge corporate party for weeks and with just days to go, Brooke's calling to tell her with balloons in the news, it’s now ILLEGAL to have any at her party.

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Phone Tap: Timid Benjamin Slaps It and Laps It

Mon, 27 Feb 2023 15:38:20 +0000

One woman thinks she’s jumping back into the dating pool but we have “Timid Benjamin” waiting for her and his flair for romance is… concerning.

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Phone Tap: Sample Spree

Fri, 24 Feb 2023 15:00:00 +0000

If you think you can wander around Costco eating all the “free” samples you want and Brooke's not gonna track you down and scold you, you’re wrong!

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Phone Tap: Blind Pizza Delivery

Thu, 23 Feb 2023 15:00:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has suffered at the hands of late pizza delivery repeatedly, so today we're piling on and calling him with one of the worst delivery updates he could ever hope to hear!

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Phone Tap: Birthday Nosh and Slosh

Wed, 22 Feb 2023 15:00:00 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, Jeffrey calls a restaurant to set up some sultry and suggestive arrangements for his anniversary dinner!

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Phone Tap: HOV Hot Head

Tue, 21 Feb 2023 15:00:00 +0000

The guy in today’s new Phone Tap reacted in a way we never expected him to, and you gotta hear how Brooke handled it!

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Phone Tap: Cam Sandwich To The Rescue

Mon, 20 Feb 2023 15:00:00 +0000

A guy named Rex decided to set up his buddy for a Phone Tap by stealing his prized basketball jersey, and now Jeff's calling, he has it and doesn't plan on giving it back!

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Phone Tap: VIP OnlyFans

Fri, 17 Feb 2023 15:59:50 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim admitted to his wife that he maybe, one time, visited a spicy website... and Alexis is gonna make him regret he ever told her...

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Phone Tap: Cheating With Trader Joe's

Thu, 16 Feb 2023 15:43:17 +0000

In today’s Phone Tap we’re calling a customer directly and telling them, “We saw you shopping at a different grocery store and we’re taking it as an extreme betrayal!”

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Phone Tap: Spoon Your Supervisor

Wed, 15 Feb 2023 15:38:00 +0000

One of our listeners found out his buddy naps on the job at work and we’re using that information to put him in the most uncomfortable situation he’s even been in.

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Phone Tap: Tic Tac Wants A Massage

Wed, 15 Feb 2023 15:37:51 +0000

Since it’s Valentine’s Day we wanted to do something special and we’re calling a Day Spa to book a last minute reservation for an inexperienced type of client.

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Phone Tap: Hello Dolly

Mon, 13 Feb 2023 15:42:30 +0000

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Phone Tap: Cockroach Condos

Fri, 10 Feb 2023 15:48:13 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently called an exterminator for a cockroach infestation, but now the city has gotten involved and Jose's calling to say there’s nothing he can do about it, these bugs are a protected species!

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Phone Tap: We're Going Foodless

Thu, 09 Feb 2023 15:34:56 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim goes to the same restaurant for their anniversary every year, but this year things are changing… We’re going FOODLESS and they get to be the first customers to try it!

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Phone Tap: Too Hot For Hot Yoga

Wed, 08 Feb 2023 17:05:41 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim frequently uses Hot Yoga to get her exercise and today Brooke's telling her that she’s getting moved from the “normie” class into the yoga group for only the hottest of hot!

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Phone Tap: Vertical Zone

Tue, 07 Feb 2023 15:57:33 +0000

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Phone Tap: The Ultimate Pizza Jingle

Mon, 06 Feb 2023 15:36:55 +0000

Every good restaurant needs a jingle, and lucky for today’s Phone Tap victim, we have the guy who created the “WHOPPER WHOPPER” jingle working on a new tune for his pizza shop!

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Phone Tap: Sausage Island Getaway

Fri, 03 Feb 2023 15:32:32 +0000

Brooke's calling a woman and telling her she won an island vacation to the Caribbean, just as long as she ditches her boyfriend for a beach full of hot singles.

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Phone Tap: Zira The AI Fitness Sherpa

Thu, 02 Feb 2023 15:34:49 +0000

The guy we’re Phone Tapping has a new smart watch fitness tracker and what he doesn’t know is it includes a FREE UPGRADE with a special Brooke & Jeffrey AI to motivate him!

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Phone Tap: Happy Cable Anniversary

Wed, 01 Feb 2023 15:55:59 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is getting some GOOD NEWS courtesy of Jose calling from her cable company! She’s been such a loyal customer, we’re gonna load her up with the worst channels to ever grace the airwaves.

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Phone Tap: Naughty Nana

Tue, 31 Jan 2023 15:33:27 +0000

A listener asked us to prank her brother after he sent their Grandpa’s old knick knacks to be appraised by an antiques dealer...And he’s about to learn some NEW THINGS about his PeePaw he never wanted to hear.

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Phone Tap: On Time Late Fee

Mon, 30 Jan 2023 15:33:21 +0000

Jeff's calling a guy and telling him he’s been paying rent ON-TIME for far too long. As his landlord, he would love if he could pay rent late so he could collect fees. Should be an easy ask right?

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Phone Tap: Stoner Max the Retirement Chef

Fri, 27 Jan 2023 15:31:14 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is hiring for a chef at a retirement community, and instead of a well-trained master of cuisine, we’re sending her “Stoner Max” with some genius new food ideas.

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Phone Tap: Work From Home Overwatch

Thu, 26 Jan 2023 15:31:21 +0000

Working from home might be nice for some, but for today’s Phone Tap victim, Brooke's gonna be moving into his house to make sure he’s ACTUALLY working hard.

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Phone Tap: Gimme Your Stereo

Wed, 25 Jan 2023 15:42:09 +0000

Jeff calls a guy who is selling a stereo on Facebook Marketplace... He's shown up at his place while he’s not home to demand he sell it to him, NOW!

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Phone Tap: BinocuBuddies

Tue, 24 Jan 2023 15:33:01 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Jose call a guy who lives in a tall apartment building to tell him he's been caught SNOOPING on his neighbors with bincoulars and now it’s time he gets a taste of his own medicine.

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Phone Tap: Scalpels of Love

Mon, 23 Jan 2023 15:33:17 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently matched with a doctor on a dating app, and Jeff's stepping in to be that flirty doctor… but, at the moment his hands might be full with an active surgery!

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Phone Tap: Slink The Sub

Fri, 20 Jan 2023 15:32:30 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim knows her child’s teacher is out on maternity leave, so Jeff's going to pretend to be the new sub with the downright weirdest teaching style you’ve ever heard!

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Phone Tap: No Shingles, Mo' Pringles

Thu, 19 Jan 2023 15:38:24 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is waiting for an inspector to call him and give him the green light to buy a home, but Brooke's on the other line instead and his new ROOF has some BIG issues.

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Phone Tap: Deez Books

Wed, 18 Jan 2023 16:01:40 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim loves the public library more than any other place on earth, so we’re going to make a BIG CHANGE to Library rules that she’s going to absolutely hate!

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Phone Tap: My Cousin Rezzy

Tue, 17 Jan 2023 15:34:06 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim was faced with two choices: either lie for a customer on the phone or bust him in front of his wife. Hear the uncomfortable conversation in the podcast!

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Phone Tap: Drug Test Mishap

Mon, 16 Jan 2023 15:00:00 +0000

Today's Phone Tap victim is getting a call from Jeff, posing as the new guy in the office....He's worried he's about to get fired and is DESPERATE for her help.

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Phone Tap: Quickster

Mon, 16 Jan 2023 14:00:00 +0000

A listener asked us to prank his roommate who keeps bringing girls from Tinder to their apartment. So we’re calling from Tinder HQ to go over his hookup history!

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Phone Tap: Revenge of the Dentists

Fri, 13 Jan 2023 15:52:12 +0000

One of our listeners emailed us and said her husband FORGOT her birthday, and she thought the best way to get back at him was to have Brooke Phone Tap him pretending to be his dentist!

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Phone Tap: Peter Pianist

Thu, 12 Jan 2023 15:44:27 +0000

Jose is posing as Piano teacher “Peter Pianist” and the mother of his new student is going to quickly find out just what makes his teachings so expensive.

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Phone Tap: Geek Squad Got Game

Wed, 11 Jan 2023 16:43:41 +0000

Getting back in the dating game is tough, but it's even harder when your first match is “Steady Eddie” and he’s eager to introduce you to his friends, too.

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Phone Tap: Live Weather Updates

Tue, 10 Jan 2023 21:01:21 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim mistakenly clicked a box when buying a vacation package and now our intrusive “Live Weather Updates” are going to dominate her entire holiday getaway.

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Phone Tap: Deadly Glove Box

Tue, 03 Jan 2023 15:34:34 +0000

Jose's calling a guy with a new car to tell him there’s been a factory issue with his glove box and he should be careful or it might explode!

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Phone Tap: General Anesthesia

Mon, 02 Jan 2023 15:00:00 +0000

We got an email from an orthodontist asking us to Phone Tap his new receptionist. We guarantee she’s never had a call as bizarre and uncomfortable as Jeffrey and his demanding patient requests...

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Phone Tap: No Sexist Tenants

Thu, 29 Dec 2022 15:00:00 +0000

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Phone Tap: Lobbying For K-Job

Wed, 28 Dec 2022 15:00:00 +0000

Brooke's calling a teacher in charge of breaking a 3-way tie for school valedictorian and she's making a case for our candidate – “K-Job!”

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Phone Tap: AlacaSAM

Tue, 27 Dec 2022 15:00:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim wants to hire a magician for their kid’s birthday party, but “AlacaSAM” recently broke up with his assistant/girlfriend and performing makes him emotional.

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Phone Tap: Fix the Apartment Challenge

Mon, 26 Dec 2022 15:00:00 +0000

In today’s Phone Tap Jeff pretends to be a landlord who's offering a free month of rent to any tenant that can complete his scavenger hunt! They’re not gonna like what that entails though…

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Phone Tap: DJ Hans German Jams

Fri, 23 Dec 2022 15:00:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is in charge of hiring the DJ for her child’s school dance, and we’re bringing her Germany’s finest tune spinner “Hans!"

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Phone Tap: Cold Stone Screamery

Thu, 22 Dec 2022 15:00:00 +0000

We’re calling the manager of an ice cream store and telling her somehow, someway, we’ve gotten our tongue stuck to the frozen granite and we need assistance.

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Phone Tap: Alone At Home Interior Design

Wed, 21 Dec 2022 15:00:00 +0000

We’re calling an interior designer for a quote on our home, but does she design trap doors? Because that’s our top priority!

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Phone Tap: AirBnTree

Tue, 20 Dec 2022 15:00:00 +0000

Brooke's calling a woman with a tree house in her backyard, and because the branches reach over city property she's entitled to renting it out whenever she wants!

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Phone Tap: My Sports Cup Is Too Small

Mon, 19 Dec 2022 15:00:00 +0000

Jeff calls a sporting goods store to report an issue with some "ill-fitting equipment," if you know what we mean.

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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2022: #1 Meatball Road Rage

Fri, 16 Dec 2022 15:00:00 +0000

It's finally here...The countdown for the Top 10 Phone Taps of Christmas has reached #1... This is THE BEST Phone Tap of the year....and it all starts in a sandwich shop, where an employee is about to find himself in a very bizarre situation...

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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2022: #2 Loco Larry Rockout

Thu, 15 Dec 2022 15:00:00 +0000

We've reached #2 on our countdown... And this spot was well deserved... It's Jose posing as a heavy metal rock station DJ, the one and only... Loco Larry!

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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2022: #3 Alan Winterbottom Lives With You

Wed, 14 Dec 2022 15:46:13 +0000

80 year-old Alan Winterbottom is back for a Phone Tap today and he’s calling someone who donated to a local senior center to thank him with a very intrusive and exclusive offer!

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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2022: #4 Doogan Sends You To Valhalla

Tue, 13 Dec 2022 15:57:05 +0000

We need a last minute babysitter so we’re seeing if today’s Phone Tap victim is willing to commute out to Valhalla to help us!

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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2022: #5 To Catch A Cheater: Jeopardy! Edition

Mon, 12 Dec 2022 16:05:00 +0000

Jeff's catching a cheater in today’s Phone Tap and using his favorite game show in order to lure him into a false sense of security.

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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2022: #6 Acuña Moncada Trophies

Fri, 09 Dec 2022 15:33:40 +0000

We’re calling a Trophy Store and seeing how many awards with ridiculous names we can get commissioned before the manager hangs up on us!

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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2022: #7 Ed Daniels Aryan Arugula

Thu, 08 Dec 2022 15:59:50 +0000

Jose’s turning into an investigative reporter and looking into some unsavory accusations happening at a local fitness center…

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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2022: #8 Psycho Steve and the Mayo Kids

Wed, 07 Dec 2022 16:31:16 +0000

We call an art museum worker whose boss is out of town, to confirm some details for the huge motocross stunt we’ve planned in the sculpture garden that she has no idea about!

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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2022: #9 Human Verification System

Tue, 06 Dec 2022 16:06:41 +0000

What if before you could purchase anything you had to verify that you weren’t a robot, but over the phone? Today’s Phone Tap victim is the newest test subject of our brand new Human Verification System...

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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2022: #10 Bank Complaint Replay

Mon, 05 Dec 2022 15:42:12 +0000

We're kicking off the countdown of the Top 10 Phone Taps of 2022 with Brooke and Jose teaming up to give someone the worst customer service experience of their life!

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Phone Tap: Sinister Senior Pranks

Fri, 02 Dec 2022 15:27:23 +0000

Brooke is posing as a high school vice principal and is calling a mother to accuse her son of plotting some of the NICEST pranks we’ve ever seen!

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Phone Tap: Timid Benjamin Wants A Party

Thu, 01 Dec 2022 15:35:27 +0000

Young Jeffrey’s character “Timid Benjamin” is back! And today, he's attempting to book a surprise birthday party... For himself!

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Phone Tap: Bike Detective

Wed, 30 Nov 2022 15:38:34 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently had their bike stolen, and that’s why Murder Mystery Podcast host Jose is going starting his investigation right away!

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Phone Tap: Bro Code Yump Hunter

Tue, 29 Nov 2022 15:32:43 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has never met his daughter’s new boyfriend and that’s benefitting us because we’re going to introduce him to Jose, a bonafide “Yump Hunter.”

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Phone Tap: Retirement Home Revolt

Mon, 28 Nov 2022 16:11:06 +0000

Jeffrey's calling from a retirement home and telling a woman that her grandfather is starting an uprising amongst the senior citizens. We won’t meet his demands for more pudding, but we will do a Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: Conspiracy Landlord

Fri, 25 Nov 2022 15:00:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is about to learn his new landlord is a huge big-time conspiracy theorist. Get your tinfoil hat ready for your Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: Disney Plus Plus

Thu, 24 Nov 2022 15:00:00 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, Jeff's offering a brand new upgrade to a popular streaming service. It’s complimentary, comprehensive and a cacophony. Introducing: Disney Plus Plus!

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Phone Tap: Psychic Dentist

Wed, 23 Nov 2022 15:00:00 +0000

Brooke and Jeff are teaming up for a dual Phone Tap! Their victim is anxious for his scheduled dental cleaning and they’re looking to turn his anxiety up to an 11!

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Phone Tap: Boss Comedy

Tue, 22 Nov 2022 15:00:00 +0000

Brooke is calling a new employee, and she's ready to be the COOL BOSS! She's confident that she's the funniest person in the office and can prove it!

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Phone Tap: Talkin' Turkey Legs

Mon, 21 Nov 2022 15:00:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently went commando under his kilt at a Renaissance Fair and so we’re calling to let him know that kind of behavior is gonna end you up with some medieval style punishment!

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Phone Tap: Whistle Lessons

Fri, 18 Nov 2022 15:57:59 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Brooke is calling an elementary school teacher to beef with his curriculum. Most notably: he’s teaching the kids to whistle and she’s NOT happy about it…

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Phone Tap: Know Nothing Nanny

Thu, 17 Nov 2022 15:33:10 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we call a long-time nanny while she’s on vacation and introduce her to her clueless, unskilled and dangerous replacement: ALEXIS!

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Phone Tap: Rolando Has Your VIN Number

Wed, 16 Nov 2022 16:16:41 +0000

“Rolando” is back for a new Phone Tap and he’s working customer service at a car dealership! But for once, his flirtatiousness isn’t what’s getting him in trouble today…

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Phone Tap: Birthday Butt Cake

Tue, 15 Nov 2022 16:18:13 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to make sure the cake arrives for his 5 year-old’s birthday party but Jeff's making sure he thinks something went horribly, horribly wrong, instead!

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Phone Tap: Your Horn Sucks

Mon, 14 Nov 2022 15:43:48 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to get his car back from the shop, but Jose thinks his car horn is slightly off by .01% so we’re gonna need to keep it indefinitely!

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Phone Tap: Cruise Ship Canoodling

Fri, 11 Nov 2022 15:39:10 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been tapped to star in a commercial for a cruise liner! That is, as long as she’s okay with us sharing the hidden camera footage we got of her and her husband…

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Phone Tap: Fill In Photog

Thu, 10 Nov 2022 16:30:51 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Jeff's posing as a last-minute replacement wedding photographer and he's about to make a bride’s life a nightmare!

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Phone Tap: What Can I Steal?

Wed, 09 Nov 2022 15:40:01 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we’re calling the front desk of a hotel and getting straight to the point: Tell us what we can steal from our room or there’s gonna be trouble.

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Phone Tap: Steady Eddie And The Cable Company

Tue, 08 Nov 2022 15:36:51 +0000

In your Phone Tap we’re trying to convince a guy that his cable rep is an old classmate of his, and we’re ready to offer discounts in exchange for hanging out with us!

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Phone Tap: Anya At Applebees

Mon, 07 Nov 2022 15:41:35 +0000

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Phone Tap: Historical Twosie

Fri, 04 Nov 2022 13:32:52 +0000

In your Phone Tap we’re calling a guy to tell him his house is a historical landmark and he can’t ever renovate it because a famous person once used his toilet!

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Phone Tap: Is THIS Your Noise Complaint?

Thu, 03 Nov 2022 13:48:01 +0000

If you ever think to make a noise complaint about your neighbors, just make sure the officer responding is NOTHING like Jose… because it might go the same way as your brand new Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: Pooch Smooch

Wed, 02 Nov 2022 13:58:01 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is booked for a small-time TV commercial and we’re calling to convince her that she might want to reconsider taking the job once she hears what the product is…

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Phone Tap: Power of Two Customer Service

Tue, 01 Nov 2022 14:07:54 +0000

What’s more annoying than an unhelpful customer service agent? TWO UNHELPFUL CUSTOMER SERVICE AGENTS.

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Phone Tap: Timid Benajmin At The Haunted House

Mon, 31 Oct 2022 14:05:57 +0000

Timid Benjamin is back for a Halloween Phone Tap! We call the owner of a Haunted House and see how irritated Benjamin can make him on his busiest day of the year!

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Phone Tap: Big Rick's Haunted RV Park

Fri, 28 Oct 2022 13:42:35 +0000

In your Halloween Phone Tap, we’re cancelling a guy’s reservation at a Haunted House but we’re offering him complimentary to our Haunted RV PARK instead! That’s just as fun, right?

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Phone Tap: A Very Wealthy Halloween

Thu, 27 Oct 2022 13:48:35 +0000

In your new Phone Tap, we call a woman who recently moved into a gated community and tell her all about how we do Halloween a little more luxuriously than other neighborhoods…

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Phone Tap: Hans The Psychic

Wed, 26 Oct 2022 13:32:49 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we’re bringing a new type of entertainment to Halloween parties this year and it’s all courtesy of German Psychic “Hans Pants”

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Phone Tap: Halloweenie

Tue, 25 Oct 2022 13:45:15 +0000

It's a special Halloween Phone Tap! Today’s victim got some surprising news that he didn’t expect about his wife and we couldn’t tell if he was more confused, angry, or TURNED ON!

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Phone Tap: I Made An Oopsie

Mon, 24 Oct 2022 13:39:53 +0000

In your new Phone Tap, Brooke poses as an elementary school teacher and tells a parent that she made an “OOPSIE…” but what does “oopsie” mean to you?

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Phone Tap: The Fake Malfoy

Fri, 21 Oct 2022 13:31:18 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who ordered a cameo video from the actor who played Malfoy in Harry Potter, and while he’s unavailable… Jose should be a suitable replacement!

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Phone Tap: A-Hole Therapy

Thu, 20 Oct 2022 14:03:59 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls a guy who signed up for therapy for the first time, and she's about to make his first session a lot more interesting than he expected....

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Phone Tap: Power To Planet Pluto

Wed, 19 Oct 2022 13:34:19 +0000

In your new Phone Tap, Jose's pretending to be a substitute teacher and calling a dad to say his son has been acting up in class and he's not tolerating tomfoolery!

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Phone Tap: A.L.A.N Gets Angry

Tue, 18 Oct 2022 13:42:06 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to pay a bill over the phone but our new Smart AI robot has a few zingers it wants to try out on him first!

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Phone Tap: Frog Palace Freakshow

Mon, 17 Oct 2022 14:01:37 +0000

We’re calling the wife of a man gone on a business trip to alert her of some possibly fraudulent and definitely weird charges on his credit card

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Phone Tap: Chugga Chugga Cheater

Fri, 14 Oct 2022 13:33:42 +0000

In your new Phone Tap, Alexis is calling a college-level teacher’s assistant and seeing if she can blackmail him into giving her answers to the quiz coming up!

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Phone Tap: Classic Terry

Thu, 13 Oct 2022 13:37:30 +0000

In your new Phone Tap, we call a homeowner and tell her we used to live there and we’re great friends with the ghost that haunts her property!

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Phone Tap: Bank Walking Plank Talking

Wed, 12 Oct 2022 13:56:54 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is starting a new job soon and Brooke's calling to convince him that his orientation requires a peculiar type of costume for such a special day!

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Phone Tap: Balloon Party Fail

Tue, 11 Oct 2022 13:34:03 +0000

In your new Phone Tap we call someone planning a big surprise party and let them know we’ve screwed up the entire balloon situation for them. WHOOPS!

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Phone Tap: Cowboy Dan The Balloon Man

Mon, 10 Oct 2022 14:02:45 +0000

In today's new Phone Tap, we’re sending “Cowboy Dan the Balloon Man” as the last-second replacement entertainer to a child’s birthday party!

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Phone Tap: Rolando the Sensual Butler

Fri, 07 Oct 2022 13:00:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim just won a “Butler for a Day” in a charity auction but what he didn’t know is he actually purchased the intimate services of “ROLANDO”

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Phone Tap: Stop Calling Me

Thu, 06 Oct 2022 13:38:46 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been flooded with spam calls recently and we’re gonna add to it all while trying to convince him that HE called US!

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Phone Tap: Sniff My Dogs Rear

Wed, 05 Oct 2022 13:32:08 +0000

In your new Phone Tap, we’re calling a dog sitter and seeing how far we can go to make him regret ever doing a favor for his neighbor!

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Phone Tap: Airbnb With My Stepson

Tue, 04 Oct 2022 13:34:36 +0000

Brooke calls a couple renting a place on Airbnb to tell them that everything is set up for their visit, except they’ll have to share the space with her stepson…

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Phone Tap: Old Alan Skydiving Instructor

Mon, 03 Oct 2022 13:43:17 +0000

In your new Phone Tap, we call a guy scheduled to try skydiving for the first time and introduce him to his instructor, 80 year old Alan Winterbottom!

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Phone Tap: Senior Center Soundtrack

Fri, 30 Sep 2022 13:38:05 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim just started a new job and we’re going to tack on a couple extra responsibilities that he had no prior knowledge of just to see if he’ll quit on the spot!

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Phone Tap: The Bee Whisperer

Thu, 29 Sep 2022 13:55:16 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim called a pest control company to take care of a Bee’s Nest. We found it, sent Jose over there, and made EVERYTHING WORSE.

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Phone Tap: Meatball Road Rage

Wed, 28 Sep 2022 13:34:01 +0000

This Phone Tap is one of the Top 5 most awkward calls we’ve ever had on this show and it all starts with a sandwich shop and one unsuspecting guy taking orders…

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Phone Tap: The Nature Suite

Tue, 27 Sep 2022 14:11:12 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is on vacation in Mexico and we’re about to upgrade him from a regular suite to our special all-outdoor, no toilet rooms we call “The Nature Suite.”

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Phone Tap: Practice the Surprise

Mon, 26 Sep 2022 13:46:56 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is attending a surprise party soon and Jeff's calling to give him a VERY important role in the surprise.... and his duty involves just ONE WORD.

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Phone Tap: Quad Ad Premium Rental

Fri, 23 Sep 2022 13:34:07 +0000

We’re calling a guy on vacation and posing as his rental car provider to tell him that he NEEDS our new Quad Advantage service or he’s gonna have a bad time.

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Phone Tap: Mass Multimedia Meme Messaging

Thu, 22 Sep 2022 13:32:51 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim needs to sign a new apartment lease immediately, and so we’re gonna get in the middle of it and make sure he never gets close to what he needs!

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Phone Tap: Organization Station Conversation

Wed, 21 Sep 2022 13:59:37 +0000

In your new Phone Tap Brooke's trying to help a guy get control of his life with the Organization Station, who believes the key to a tidy life is… Rhyming??

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Phone Tap: Lie Detector Is Never Wrong

Tue, 20 Sep 2022 13:56:16 +0000

In your Phone Tap we call a woman and accuse her of STEALING from her own grandmother! Puzzle pieces don’t just go missing out of nowhere!

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Phone Tap: Pothole Phobia

Mon, 19 Sep 2022 13:55:04 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been complaining about potholes in the city for weeks and today we’re calling from the city we’ve put our best man on it, Jose!

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Phone Tap: Fill In Brides-Mate

Fri, 16 Sep 2022 13:39:40 +0000

We’re playing with fire today because we’re Phone Tapping a bride just days before her wedding and adding Alexis to her husband’s bridal party at the last minute!

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Phone Tap: Marla the Bank Teller

Thu, 15 Sep 2022 13:37:09 +0000

Back by unpopular demand, Brooke’s most divisive Phone Tap character “Marla” is back and she’s running the customer service desk at a bank.

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Phone Tap: Don't Offend the Japanese Prince

Wed, 14 Sep 2022 13:37:56 +0000

In your new Phone Tap, we call a bakery owner and tell her a very honorable international guest is visiting her store later and we’re about to make things VERY uncomfortable for all of her customers.

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Phone Tap: Your Daughter, The Mailbox

Tue, 13 Sep 2022 13:55:04 +0000

In your new Phone Tap we call a “Stage Mom” whose daughter just got cast in a school play and tell her we have big plans for her as a mailbox!

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Phone Tap: Nude Fantasy Football

Mon, 12 Sep 2022 14:30:01 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is playing Fantasy Football for the first time and joined a league with complete strangers. We’re calling him as the “commissioner” and letting him know we do things a little differently in this league.

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Phone Tap: ADD Movers

Fri, 09 Sep 2022 13:33:00 +0000

In your all new Phone Tap we call a woman who hired a moving company sight unseen and we’re going to make her upcoming move a living nightmare!

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Phone Tap: Alan Winterbottom Lives With You

Thu, 08 Sep 2022 13:30:48 +0000

80 year-old Alan Winterbottom is back for a new Phone Tap today and he’s calling someone who donated to a local senior center to thank him with a very intrusive and exclusive offer!

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Phone Tap: Tom Cruise Bumped Your Wedding

Wed, 07 Sep 2022 14:18:35 +0000

In your new Phone Tap, Brooke calls a guy due to get married soon and breaks the bad news that TOM CRUISE has double booked the wedding venue and now the whole thing is off!

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Phone Tap: Surprise! Your Birthday Is Ruined

Tue, 06 Sep 2022 13:51:09 +0000

Jose is calling a guy who doesn’t know that he’s got a surprise party coming up and we’re just gonna straight up spoil it!

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Phone Tap: Daycare Dilemma

Mon, 05 Sep 2022 13:00:00 +0000

As a parent there’s nothing more precious than seeing your child achieve new milestones. So today, Brooke is calling a daycare to accuse them of STEALING those memories from her!

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Phone Tap: Dope Tikulitus Tours

Fri, 02 Sep 2022 13:30:04 +0000

In today’s Phone Tap, Jose is introducing himself to his new boss at a Tour Bus Company, and he needs to be upfront about his rhythmic and funky condition called “Dope Tikulitis.”

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Phone Tap: New Login, Who Dis?

Thu, 01 Sep 2022 13:38:52 +0000

It feels like companies do everything they can to make the easy things difficult for their employees. In today’s Phone Tap we’re installing a 10 part system just for the guy on the phone to even open his email!

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Phone Tap: Clover and the UPS Booby Trap

Wed, 31 Aug 2022 13:33:51 +0000

Porch Pirates stealing your packages is enough to ruin anyone’s week! That’s why in today’s Phone Tap we sent Jose’s character CLOVER to deal with this serious situation…

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Phone Tap: NFT House

Tue, 30 Aug 2022 13:50:09 +0000

The housing market is insane right now. That’s why in today’s Phone Tap we call a guy and tell him the offer he just put in wasn’t for a real house… but for an NFT.

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Phone Tap: Crooked Refs

Mon, 29 Aug 2022 13:32:24 +0000

We call a guy who recently signed up to be a youth sports ref and tell him all the ways we’re planning to rig the games in our favor!

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Phone Tap: What In The Wordle?

Fri, 26 Aug 2022 13:00:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a Wordle fiend and we’re calling to scold him for gaming so much on company time!

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Phone Tap: Sam Likely

Thu, 25 Aug 2022 13:00:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is convinced we were trying to scam him, but it’s all a misunderstanding with names. You’ll meet “Sam Likely” in the podcast!

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Phone Tap: Animal Control Stoner

Wed, 24 Aug 2022 13:00:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Jose poses as an animal control officer who got a little sidetracked at his job and now there’s wild rodents all over the place.

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Phone Tap: Trainer Tipper

Tue, 23 Aug 2022 13:00:00 +0000

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Phone Tap: Bank Complaint Relay

Mon, 22 Aug 2022 13:00:00 +0000

Brooke and Jose are teaming up to make one bank customer's day as miserable as they possibly can!

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Phone Tap: Rolando Loves Pie

Fri, 19 Aug 2022 13:00:00 +0000

Rolando is back for a new Phone Tap! We’re calling a woman who entered a pie in a state fair and her pie might be the SECOND most delicious delicacy we’ve ever tasted.

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Phone Tap: Your Pianos Suck

Thu, 18 Aug 2022 13:33:42 +0000

In today’s Phone Tap Jeffrey is calling a music store and complaining in the most obnoxious and out of tune way possible!

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Phone Tap: Motorboat the B-Day Cake

Wed, 17 Aug 2022 14:14:02 +0000

We call a bakery and tell them they accidentally dropped off an ADULT cake at a child’s birthday party and now there needs to be payback!

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Phone Tap: Hinge Cringe

Tue, 16 Aug 2022 13:32:42 +0000

A guy emailed us and said his roommate has been lying on his dating profile and asked us to call him out on it, with a brand new Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: Trent's Tents

Mon, 15 Aug 2022 14:22:05 +0000

We’re calling a woman who is getting married soon and trying to upsell her on the most important feature of any wedding: Tents.

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Phone Tap: Amenity Let Down

Fri, 12 Aug 2022 13:28:15 +0000

We know today’s Phone Tap victim is going to leave her building when her lease runs out, but that’s not gonna stop us from trying to get her to stay with some brand new, and slightly disappointing amenities…

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Phone Tap: Phishing Gone Sour

Thu, 11 Aug 2022 13:29:31 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim hasn’t completed his corporately mandated “Phishing Scam” activities so we’re calling from HR to make sure he’s not vulnerable to any scams or pranks!

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Phone Tap: Shy Bro Wants A Refund

Wed, 10 Aug 2022 14:50:39 +0000

Alexis and Jose are teaming up for a dual-Phone Tap today! Alexis wants a refund from a movie theater, but they don’t do refunds after you’ve seen the whole film… so, her shy-brother Jose is about to huff and puff and make sure it happens.

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Phone Tap: Terry Finds Residue

Tue, 09 Aug 2022 14:09:41 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we call a woman and forbid her from touching any magazines in the doctor’s office waiting room. She left some residue last time and it’s GROSS!

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Phone Tap: Micro Chip Your Child

Mon, 08 Aug 2022 13:34:57 +0000

In today’s Phone Tap, Brooke's calling a mother with a daughter in daycare and offering some extreme methods of parenting we think would be helpful!

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Phone Tap: Loco in Cabo

Fri, 05 Aug 2022 13:46:35 +0000

We called a woman planning a girls trip to Cabo and we’re upsold her on every adventure, getaway and activity she could possibly imagine!

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Phone Tap: Dentist Survey

Thu, 04 Aug 2022 13:52:54 +0000

Before today’s Phone Tap victim can see a new dentist, we’re calling with a few simple questions for her that’ll have her questioning our entire dental practice.

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Phone Tap: Nookin' The Upstairs Neighbor

Wed, 03 Aug 2022 13:28:47 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been complaining about a lot of “bedroom noises” coming from their upstairs neighbor so Jeff's staking out the scene and documenting it all in gruesome detail!

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Phone Tap: Streaking Accomplice

Tue, 02 Aug 2022 13:16:21 +0000

In your new Phone Tap, a guy asked us to prank his girlfriend after he went to the ballpark to have a few brews. Now he’s in the slammer and she’s an accomplice to his streaking endeavor!

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Phone Tap: Skank Island

Mon, 01 Aug 2022 14:02:12 +0000

In today’s new Phone Tap, we call a woman who has applied for the reality dating show “Love Island” and pose as a casting director to see if she has the chops to be a star in the villa!

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Phone Tap: Pizza Customer Of The Year

Fri, 29 Jul 2022 13:38:17 +0000

Everyone loves free stuff! That’s why in today’s Phone Tap Brooke is calling to declare our phone tap victim is the “Pizza Customer of the Year” and can get all sorts of free swag as long as he does us a little favor…

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Phone Tap: Big Rick Sandwich Wars

Thu, 28 Jul 2022 13:49:14 +0000

Jose is calling a popular sandwich place and going after them BIG-RICK style in your Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: Squirrel Friend Needs Her Dress

Wed, 27 Jul 2022 13:37:31 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, one woman just wants to pick up her altered dress from the tailor, but with new rules in place we’re not gonna make it easy for her to just “stop by” anymore.

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Phone Tap: Marla Fell Asleep In Your Car

Tue, 26 Jul 2022 13:54:18 +0000

Brooke’s Phone Tap character “Marla” is unlike anything we’ve ever heard or seen before. She’s got no time to fool around, and she's calling with bad news!

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Phone Tap: Cable Price Auctioneer

Mon, 25 Jul 2022 13:58:45 +0000

Arguing with the cable company isn’t fun. Having an auctioneer-style price war with the cable company, though? That’s fun and it’s happening in your Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: Blind Pizza Delivery

Fri, 22 Jul 2022 13:28:20 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has suffered at the hands of late pizza delivery repeatedly, and today we’re calling him with one of the worst delivery updates he could ever hope to hear!

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Phone Tap: HOV Hot Head

Thu, 21 Jul 2022 13:31:12 +0000

The guy in today’s new Phone Tap reacted in a way we never expected him to, and you gotta hear how Brooke handled it!

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Phone Tap: Cam Sandwich To The Rescue

Wed, 20 Jul 2022 13:59:45 +0000

A guy named Rex decided to set up his body for a Phone Tap by stealing his prized basketball jersey, and now we’re calling, we have it and we’re not giving it back!

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Phone Tap: Cheeks Chicken And Thighs

Tue, 19 Jul 2022 13:32:54 +0000

Alexis is back for a brand new Phone Tap! We’re calling a woman and convincing her that her fiancé is a exclusive member of a restaurant called “Cheek’s Chicken & Thighs” and for some reasons she’s NOT pleased hearing that…

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Phone Tap: Birthday Nosh and Slosh

Mon, 18 Jul 2022 13:45:44 +0000

In today's new Phone Tap, Jeffrey calls a restaurant to set up some sultry and suggestive arrangements for his anniversary dinner!

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Phone Tap: Trapped in the Theater

Fri, 15 Jul 2022 13:29:19 +0000

In your new Phone Tap, we’re calling a movie theater manager first thing in the morning and telling him Jose fell asleep during a movie and has been locked inside ALL NIGHT!

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Phone Tap: Old Alan Gets Pizza Poisoned

Thu, 14 Jul 2022 13:34:15 +0000

In your new Phone Tap, Jeffrey calls a take and bake pizza joint and accuses them of POISONING him by selling him a raw pie!

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Phone Tap: To Catch A Bird Murderer

Wed, 13 Jul 2022 13:45:02 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim just put in solar panels on his house and now we’re calling from the city to tie him to a series of bird disappearances in the area…

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Phone Tap: #Woke Ball

Tue, 12 Jul 2022 13:33:03 +0000

In your brand new Phone Tap, Jeffrey is calling a youth baseball coach and cracking down on some outrageous language coming from the parents in the crowd!

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Phone Tap: Dr. Wanket Sleep Study

Mon, 11 Jul 2022 13:44:48 +0000

Brooke is posing as a sleep doctor in today’s brand new Phone Tap and she’s delivering some shocking results to our Phone Tap Victim!

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Phone Tap: Almost First Class

Fri, 08 Jul 2022 13:27:49 +0000

We’re bumping today’s Phone Tap victim out of first class, but on the bright side he gets to try Brooke & Jeffrey’s new selection of “ALMOST First Class” options!

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Phone Tap: Kissing And Telling

Thu, 07 Jul 2022 13:54:31 +0000

We got an email from a middle schooler who wanted to set him mom up for a prank. He wanted us to tell his mom he got in trouble, not for the usual reasons though. Just COOL reasons.

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Phone Tap: M Night Photography

Wed, 06 Jul 2022 14:16:53 +0000

Today's Phone Tap victim is about to propose to his girlfriend and booked a last minute photographer...He's worried he got ripped off...That's why Digital Jake is posing as a pretentious Hollywood photog who not only has BETTER ideas for his proposal... But is using a voice changer to sound really intimidating!

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Phone Tap: Cottonelle Found Your phone

Tue, 05 Jul 2022 14:34:14 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Alexis calls a woman to tell her that she found her boyfriend’s cell phone at a gentlemen’s club and now she not only wants to return it, but also get to know him a little better, too.

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Phone Tap: College Donation

Mon, 04 Jul 2022 13:00:00 +0000

In today’s Phone Tap, Jeffrey gets to pretend to be one of the most annoying people on earth: a solicitor for donations from your alma mater.

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Phone Tap: Mr. International Goes To The Bookstore

Fri, 01 Jul 2022 13:00:00 +0000

In today’s Phone Tap, Jose poses as the new hire to a local bookstore. He’s a little more interested in performing than actually working at a the bookstore, but that’s what happens when you hire “Mr. International”

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Phone Tap: Dr. Foot Caresser

Thu, 30 Jun 2022 13:36:07 +0000

Doctor’s offices these days are desperate for you to leave a review after every single visit. Today we’re calling a guy fresh off a podiatrist appointment and relentlessly hounding him until he gives us 5-stars!

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Phone Tap: What About Our Love Scrapbook

Wed, 29 Jun 2022 13:31:55 +0000

In today's Phone Tap Jeffrey is calling a restaurant to see if they’ll give him a table in the perfect position to interrupt his ex-girlfriends surprise wedding proposal!

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Phone Tap: Ping-Pong Mortgage

Tue, 28 Jun 2022 13:31:15 +0000

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Phone Tap: Timid Benjamin Knows Sales

Mon, 27 Jun 2022 13:36:49 +0000

They say you need a killer instinct to be successful in sales, and that means the character Jeffrey is playing in today’s Phone Tap must be the worst salesman on planet earth.

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Phone Tap: Airline Seating Surprise

Fri, 24 Jun 2022 13:31:32 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap Victim has an unwelcome surprise in store for her next flight, and today we’re calling from the airline to break the news!

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Phone Tap: Ain't Nothin' But a Phone Ring

Thu, 23 Jun 2022 13:29:12 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, we’re going to use every ringtone on earth to try and mess with a woman who just wants to connect with a dating app match for the first time.

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Phone Tap: Small Package Towing

Wed, 22 Jun 2022 14:47:50 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we’re calling a guy at work and telling him we’ve towed his car. Not only that, but his car CLEARLY says a lot about what he’s got going on in the equipment department.

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Phone Tap: Smart Car Feedback

Tue, 21 Jun 2022 13:30:12 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is skeptical about how “smart” his car really is… so we’re calling to tell him all the scientifically precise ways that he’s a terrible driver, car owner, and bad person in-general.

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Phone Tap : Restaurant Healer

Mon, 20 Jun 2022 13:44:31 +0000

Instead of hearing out a customer about their unsatisfactory dining experience, Brooke is instead going to give him something better… Perspective… Namaste.

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Phone Tap: I Have A Pen An Apple Pen

Fri, 17 Jun 2022 13:47:52 +0000

Today, Brooke is running the customer service desk after a long night... And she just can’t stay awake long enough to help our Phone Tap victim with his issue...

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Phone Tap: Raiden's on a Rampage

Thu, 16 Jun 2022 13:45:31 +0000

We’re instituting a new policy where your food delivery drivers are allowed to eat a REASONABLE amount of your food. And our Phone Tap victim is NOT HAPPY about it.

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Phone Tap: Rolando Mattress Guarantee

Wed, 15 Jun 2022 13:34:12 +0000

Rolando is back for a brand new Phone Tap! Today we’re calling a mattress customer and telling him his purchase has been certified by a “Rolando Guarantee!”

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Phone Tap: Company Needs You to Step Up

Tue, 14 Jun 2022 13:28:03 +0000

We call an unsuspecting worker to tell them that EVERYTHING he uses in his office is now gonna start costing money, including this call!

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Phone Tap: The Marvelous Mr. Mushroom Man

Mon, 13 Jun 2022 13:40:49 +0000

We call a sous chef and offer him a big time TV gig as long as he can put up with the ego of the most pretentious head chef of all time!

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Phone Tap: Trudy De Nudie

Fri, 10 Jun 2022 13:35:41 +0000

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Phone Tap: The AI is DTF

Thu, 09 Jun 2022 14:00:18 +0000

We’re helping a woman update her billing information with our all-new “DTF” Artificial Intelligence system named ‘FRED!’

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Phone Tap: Clover Does Grocery Surveillance

Wed, 08 Jun 2022 14:11:23 +0000

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Phone Tap: UF- O My!

Tue, 07 Jun 2022 13:32:23 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim swears he saw a UFO the other day and even reported it to authorities. His sister told us all about his encounter and we’re pranking him into thinking he may have seen something other than what he first thought…

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Phone Tap: Crazy College Credit Card

Mon, 06 Jun 2022 14:15:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks she sent her daughter off to college with a credit card with a $500 limit, but we’re calling her from the bank to tell her the insane charges that have been racked up!

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Phone Tap: Akuna Moncada Trophies

Fri, 03 Jun 2022 13:44:35 +0000

We’re calling a Trophy Store and seeing how many awards with ridiculous names we can get commissioned before the manager hangs up on us!

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Phone Tap: Deadly Glove Box

Thu, 02 Jun 2022 13:32:13 +0000

We’re calling a guy with a new car and tell him there’s been a factory issue with his glove box and he should be careful or it might explode!

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Phone Tap: Alone At Home Interior Design

Wed, 01 Jun 2022 13:51:48 +0000

We’re calling an interior designer for a quote on our home, but does she design trap doors? Because that’s our top priority!

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Phone Tap: AlacaSAM

Tue, 31 May 2022 13:33:01 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim wants to hire a magician for their kid’s birthday party, but “AlacaSAM” recently broke up with his assistant/girlfriend and performing makes him emotional.

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Phone Tap: Office Kisses

Mon, 30 May 2022 13:00:00 +0000

Before today’s Phone Tap victim starts at his new job, we’re calling him to let him know that the office has some team-bonding activities that are much more… affectionate than he’s used to.

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Phone Tap: Make My Brulee

Fri, 27 May 2022 13:25:49 +0000

We were given an interesting challenge for today’s Phone Tap: Could we convince someone to do us a favor and make an entire recipe from scratch? Jose’s attempting it and we’ll see how far he gets!

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Phone Tap: Fit Force Factory

Thu, 26 May 2022 14:14:51 +0000

Brooke calls a gym with a state of the art new technology idea: Virtual Reality Fitness. There’s never been a cooler way to NOT work out!

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Phone Tap: Guitar Zero

Wed, 25 May 2022 13:42:23 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim always goes to Guitar Center and never buys anything and we think that’s worth a permanent banishment!

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Phone Tap: DJ Post Mortem

Tue, 24 May 2022 13:43:41 +0000

In today's Phone Tap we’re trying to make arrangements for a funeral service/rave for a rambunctious 90 year old. Should be easy, right?

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Phone Tap: Package Problems

Mon, 23 May 2022 13:41:09 +0000

Jose is trying to deliver a package and it comes complete with a headache for our Phone Tap victim!

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Phone Tap: You Need Theraflix

Fri, 20 May 2022 13:00:00 +0000

We’re calling from Netflix and our Depression Algorithm has found someone who might be having a rough time, so we’ve prescribed them a “Theraflix” to help!

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Phone Tap: Big Big Energy

Thu, 19 May 2022 13:57:37 +0000

Jeffrey is calling a supplement store and looking to find something that’ll give him that “Big Big Energy” if you know what we mean…

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Phone Tap: Ed Daniels Aryan Arugula

Wed, 18 May 2022 13:49:55 +0000

Jose’s turning into an investigative reporter and looking into some unsavory accusations happening at a local fitness center...

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Phone Tap: Alan Wants Your Grandma

Tue, 17 May 2022 13:48:16 +0000

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Phone Tap: Tony Da Tigre

Mon, 16 May 2022 14:22:08 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is suspicious of her boyfriend and so we’re going to play with her worst fear: he was cheating on her at a motel under the fake name “Tony Da Tigre.”

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Phone Tap: Lobbying For K-Job

Fri, 13 May 2022 13:29:39 +0000

We’re calling a teaching in charge of breaking a 3-way tie for school valedictorian and we’re making our case for our candidate – “K-Job!”

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Phone Tap: Fix the Apartment Challenge

Thu, 12 May 2022 13:36:10 +0000

In today’s Phone Tap we pretend to be a landlord and we’re offering a free month of rent to any tenant that can complete our scavenger hunt! They’re not gonna like what that entails though…

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Phone Tap: DJ Hans German Jams

Wed, 11 May 2022 13:30:19 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is in charge of hiring the DJ for her child’s school dance, and we’re bringing her Germany’s finest tune spinner “Hans!"

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Phone Tap: Cold Stone Screamery

Tue, 10 May 2022 13:35:59 +0000

We’re calling the manager of an ice cream store and telling her somehow, someway, we’ve gotten our tongue stuck to the frozen granite and we need assistance.

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Phone Tap: Loco Larry Rock Out

Mon, 09 May 2022 13:30:43 +0000

We’ve been excited to share this Phone Tap with you ever since it happened... introducing Jose’s most unique character yet “Loco Larry”

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Phone Tap: AirBnTree

Fri, 06 May 2022 13:29:10 +0000

We’re calling a woman with a tree house in her backyard, and because the branches reach over city property we’re entitled to renting it out whenever we want!!

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Phone Tap: Bro Code Yump Hunter

Thu, 05 May 2022 13:58:35 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has never met his daughter’s new boyfriend and that’s benefitting us because we’re going to introduce him to Jose, a bonafide “Yump Hunter.”

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Phone Tap: No Sexist Tenants

Wed, 04 May 2022 13:50:57 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently got a noise complaint in her own apartment for being loud while watching the Bachelor. We heard what she said and she’s not gonna like what we have to say about it...

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Phone Tap: Sinister Senior Pranks

Tue, 03 May 2022 13:29:03 +0000

Brooke is posing as a high school vice principal and is calling a mother to accuse her son of plotting some of the NICEST pranks we’ve ever seen!

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Phone Tap: My Sports Cup Is Too Small

Mon, 02 May 2022 14:37:53 +0000

We call a sporting goods store to report an issue with some "ill-fitting equipment," if you know what we mean.

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Phone Tap: Stoner Max Lost Bruno

Fri, 29 Apr 2022 13:32:31 +0000

We call a guy who tried to save a little money by using a discount Dog Groomer to tell him that we lost his precious dog Bruno!

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Phone Tap: Cruise Ship Canoodling

Thu, 28 Apr 2022 13:52:30 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been tapped to star in a commercial for a cruise liner! That is, as long as she’s okay with us sharing the hidden camera footage we got of her and her husband…

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Phone Tap: Talkin' Turkey Legs

Wed, 27 Apr 2022 13:42:18 +0000

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Phone Tap: Shhh! It's Lady Danbury

Tue, 26 Apr 2022 13:52:17 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we’re gonna see how long we can keep a Phone Tap victim on the line while we’re clearly distracted more important things like Bridgerton!

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Phone Tap: Company Rat

Mon, 25 Apr 2022 14:09:56 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we’re pretending to be a Corporate Optimizer and we’re catching someone taking advantage of her company by being on her phone at work! Time thief!

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Phone Tap: Big Rick's Auto Insurance

Fri, 22 Apr 2022 14:02:03 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, Jose is tackling the insurance game. He’s never sold insurance and he’s not exactly sure what insurance is but that doesn’t matter! He’s a natural!

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Phone Tap: 5G Fridge

Thu, 21 Apr 2022 13:27:39 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is the lucky random person who got selected for his apartment to get a 5G upgrade! But once Brooke tells him what that really means… he might want to move out instead.

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Phone Tap: Tesla Rescue

Wed, 20 Apr 2022 13:31:55 +0000

Today's Phone Tap victim just wanted some repairs done on his Tesla, but unfortunately his car is TOO smart and TOO high tech... and we had to do, what we had to do… in order to save lives.

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Phone Tap: Financial Literacy

Tue, 19 Apr 2022 13:27:26 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is doing some smart investing. A little too smart. In fact, since he’s putting so much away in his 401K we’re gonna do the helpful thing and give some of that money away to his coworkers. It’s only fair!

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Phone Tap: Rolando Photoshoot

Mon, 18 Apr 2022 13:34:06 +0000

Smooth talking“Rolando” is back for another Phone Tap today! He’s calling to schedule a photoshoot, and he has some very… specific… instructions for the photographer.

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Phone Tap: Amazon Product Tester

Fri, 15 Apr 2022 13:00:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently moved and accidentally ordered a bunch of stuff to her old address. Lucky for her, Jose just moved into her old place and has her stuff, it’s just slightly used now.

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Phone Tap: Rolando's Interrupting Maid

Thu, 14 Apr 2022 13:00:00 +0000

We got a request to Phone Tap one of our listener’s single friends so we wrangled that Latin lover “Rolando” to show her the ways of love!

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Phone Tap: Hyper Grape

Wed, 13 Apr 2022 13:00:00 +0000

In today’s Phone Tap, we call a woman who works at a vending machine company and Jose is going to confess his love for the energy drinks they’ve been providing. Over… and over… and over again…

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Phone Tap: Substitute Hypnosis

Tue, 12 Apr 2022 13:00:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a teacher who is about to go on maternity leave. We’re posing as her substitute, but teaching isn’t our strong suit… Hypnosis is. And kids love hypnotists, right?

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Phone Tap: A Historical Situation

Mon, 11 Apr 2022 13:00:00 +0000

In today's brand new Phone Tap, we’re calling a woman who recently purchased a house and unbeknownst to her: it’s a historical landmark! That’s right, a celebrity used to live there so she better get ready to host some tours!

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Phone Tap: Garage Door Scam

Fri, 08 Apr 2022 13:00:00 +0000

Today's Phone Tap victim is a miser with his money... He HATES spending it. Which might be a problem when Jose, his garage repairman, turns a minor issue with his garage door into a thousand dollar fix.

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Phone Tap: Beat the Buzzer

Thu, 07 Apr 2022 13:39:21 +0000

It’s one of the strangest Phone Taps we’ve ever done, and it’s all in the name of pranking someone after they donated to charity.

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Phone Tap: Sabotage My Wedding

Wed, 06 Apr 2022 13:52:39 +0000

Today, Jose poses as a nervous groom with a serious case of cold feet... And he's calling the wedding officiant to see if he can sneak in a few things to help sabotage the wedding.

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Phone Tap: Screwy Louie

Tue, 05 Apr 2022 13:53:59 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is waiting to get her laptop back from IT, but we lent it to Jose instead and he has entirely compromised the search history.

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Phone Tap: Maid of Dishonor

Mon, 04 Apr 2022 13:28:57 +0000

Brooke is posing as a wedding planner in today’s Phone Tap and she has some high standards that our maid of honor/phone tap victim might disagree with.

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Phone Tap: Mirror Therapy

Fri, 01 Apr 2022 13:30:59 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim signed up for some pre-marriage counseling, and we sent our best mimic – er, THERAPIST… Brooke Fox to his rescue!

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Phone Tap: Be My Work Wife

Thu, 31 Mar 2022 13:42:22 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently started a new job but before she starts Jose is calling to ask her a big question, “Will you be my Work Wife?”

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Phone Tap: Timid Benjamin Wants A Party

Wed, 30 Mar 2022 13:47:57 +0000

Jeff's Phone Tap character "Timid Benjamin" is back... And today, he's attempting to book a surprise birthday party... For himself!

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Phone Tap: Jenna's Mom Has Got It Going On

Tue, 29 Mar 2022 14:08:00 +0000

If your Tinder Date’s Mom called you before you even met her daughter, would that scare you off for good? We’re hoping so in a brand new Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: Geriatric Jump House

Mon, 28 Mar 2022 14:03:06 +0000

We called a party rental place to see if they’ll loan us a bounce house for an 95-year old’s birthday party!

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Phone Tap: Enraged Not Engaged

Fri, 25 Mar 2022 13:34:35 +0000

Today's Phone Tap victim has been desperate to get engaged for months and so Jose is going to call and spoil the surprise while trying to maintain his head in the process.

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Phone Tap: The Titanic Isn't Real

Thu, 24 Mar 2022 14:07:04 +0000

We’re going to see if Brooke can convince a paralegal to take on the dumbest lawsuit we could think of.

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Phone Tap: Uber PB

Wed, 23 Mar 2022 13:59:19 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is being BANNED from Uber, but we have an alternative service for him to use instead: Uber Piggyback!

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Phone Tap: Gram Gram's New Toy

Tue, 22 Mar 2022 13:52:49 +0000

In your brand new Phone Tap, we’re having what has to be the most UNCOMFORTABLE conversation you could ever have with a guy about his elderly mother.

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Phone Tap: You're Right I Should Quit

Mon, 21 Mar 2022 14:19:51 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, Jose poses as an IT specialist who is completely fed up with his job. He's just waiting for someone to tell him to quit... And once he gets the green light, everything spirals out of control.

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Phone Tap: Clover Tinder Fail

Fri, 18 Mar 2022 13:27:54 +0000

We tried to make today’s Phone Tap victim uncomfortable before a tinder date with “Clover” but she got TURNED ON and surprised all of us instead...

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Phone Tap: Papalardo Pandemonium

Thu, 17 Mar 2022 13:39:51 +0000

Today's Phone Tap victim is about to find out that he screwed up the ONE thing his wife put him in charge of for their wedding...Booking a honeymoon... That's happening this weekend...

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Phone Tap: Doogan Sends You To Valhalla

Wed, 16 Mar 2022 13:36:12 +0000

Today's Phone Tap victim agreed to a babysitting job this weekend, and we're introducing her to the kid she'll be watching... Doogan... And let's just say, she'll want to cancel on the family by the end of this call...

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Phone Tap: Taxed and Waxed

Tue, 15 Mar 2022 14:09:02 +0000

Tax season can be complicated so that’s why we’ve sent Alexis to help a guy file his taxes professionally for the first time ever. What could go wrong?

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Phone Tap: Company Nickname

Tue, 15 Mar 2022 12:46:09 +0000

Plenty of times we get requests from people who want to Phone Tap their co-workers and today one guy is getting initiated into his new job with his very own personal nickname courtesy of Young Jeffrey!

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Phone Tap: Ye Security

Mon, 14 Mar 2022 13:42:10 +0000

Everyone better be on high-alert for today’s Phone Tap because there’s a rogue celeb on the loose and Jeffrey’s Security Team has him in their sights.

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Phone Tap: Mr. Instaboob

Fri, 11 Mar 2022 15:29:40 +0000

Jose calls a guy who works at a Nutritional Supplement store to question him about some weird side effects that are happening in strange places on his body…

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Phone Tap: Pranky Wanky

Thu, 10 Mar 2022 15:45:26 +0000

Young Jeffrey is taking a gentler and sillier approach to today’s Phone Tap when he calls a woman about her son’s reading progress in school.

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Phone Tap: Surprise You're Getting Married

Wed, 09 Mar 2022 16:03:26 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has only been dating his girlfriend for 3 weeks but we’re gonna call him and let him know she’s already started planning their wedding with his money!

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Phone Tap: Fire Raymond

Tue, 08 Mar 2022 16:05:04 +0000

We’re calling a woman who's at work and tell her that because her boss is out of town, it’s now HER job to do “boss things” like firing Raymond.

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Phone Tap: Nonessential Organ Donor

Mon, 07 Mar 2022 16:02:05 +0000

We’re calling an organ donor to see if he has any organs he’s not using right now that he’d like to hand over!

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Phone Tap: Potty Police

Fri, 04 Mar 2022 16:18:28 +0000

Today's Phone Tap victim is about to get a call from HR...He's been abusing his toilet privileges… And we have an interesting, yet strange solution to stop him from using the bathroom on company time!

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Phone Tap: Bryon Took Apart Your Car

Thu, 03 Mar 2022 15:39:20 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim dropped their car off for some extensive deep cleaning and we’re calling today to let them know we took the whole thing apart but we can’t put it back together again!

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Phone Tap: Medicinal Crack

Thu, 03 Mar 2022 14:31:35 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim just got a new upstairs neighbor, so we’re going to call him and introduce ourselves! And we’ve got a whole new set of issues for him to get annoyed at.

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Phone Tap: All Natural Pool Cleaner

Wed, 02 Mar 2022 15:36:42 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim hired an all-natural pool cleaner, but “all-natural” wasn’t describing the cleaning supplies, it’s all about what the pool cleaner’s wearing.

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Phone Tap: Banned From Uber

Tue, 01 Mar 2022 16:31:51 +0000

Today's Phone Tap victim uses Uber ALL the time and always complains to his girlfriend how much the drivers talk... So we're going to use that against him...And suspend him for being anti-social!

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Phone Tap: Thanks For The Winning Ticket

Tue, 01 Mar 2022 14:34:21 +0000

Jose calls a guy who has been trying really hard to win the lottery and lets him know if he’s finally won the big one....

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Phone Tap: Clover And The UPS Booby Trap

Mon, 28 Feb 2022 15:50:42 +0000

Jose's character Clover has taken a part time job doing deliveries for the postal service...And he's going to make sure porch pirates don't EVER strike again!

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Phone Tap: 30 Year Streaming Package

Mon, 28 Feb 2022 14:31:35 +0000

Don’t you hate when you forget to cancel a free trial before they charge your card? Today’s Phone Tap victim is one of those people and we’re gonna ruin their streaming for the next 30 years because of it.

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Phone Tap: Full House Method

Fri, 25 Feb 2022 15:35:00 +0000

We’re calling a mother who's nervous about her daughter's new daycare, and she's about to find out her concerns are 100% vaild! Brooke is running this daycare and is using her "Full House Method" for teaching!

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Phone Tap: Gender Reveal Oopsie

Thu, 24 Feb 2022 15:27:54 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is waiting to hear the results of her best friend’s baby’s gender reveal party, but before she could get the truth, Jeff called her with all the tantalizing details!

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Phone Tap: Psychic Dentist

Thu, 24 Feb 2022 14:42:11 +0000

Brooke and Jeff are teaming up for a dual Phone Tap! Their victim is anxious for his scheduled dental cleaning and they’re looking to turn his anxiety up!

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Phone Tap: Raccoon Rescue

Wed, 23 Feb 2022 16:08:22 +0000

Today's Phone Tap victim just got rid of a raccoon infestation in his home... But the city found out he evicted those lil' guys and it's time he feels the WRATH of Parks and Rec Supervisor, Brooke!

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Phone Tap: Disney Plus Plus

Wed, 23 Feb 2022 14:32:25 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, we’re offering a brand new upgrade to a popular streaming service. It’s complimentary, comprehensive and a cacophony. Introducing: Disney Plus Plus!

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Phone Tap: Squirrel Friend Needs Her Dress

Tue, 22 Feb 2022 15:59:49 +0000

In today's new Phone Tap, one woman just wants to pick up her altered dress from the tailor, but with new rules in place we’re not gonna make it easy for her to just “stop by” anymore!

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Phone Tap: Daycare Dilemma

Mon, 21 Feb 2022 15:00:00 +0000

As a parent there’s nothing more precious than seeing your child achieve new milestones. So today, Brooke is calling a daycare to accuse them of STEALING those memories from her!

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Phone Tap: Dope Tikulitus Tours

Mon, 21 Feb 2022 14:00:00 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, Jose is introducing himself to his new boss at a Tour Bus Company, and he's being completely upfront about his rhythmic and funky condition called “Dope Tikulitis.”

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Phone Tap: Animal Control Stoner

Fri, 18 Feb 2022 15:30:49 +0000

What happens when you get a real life stoner... playing a pretend stoner in a prank phone call? That's what happens today, when Jose poses as an animal control officer who got a little sidetracked in the middle of his job...And now there's a big problem...

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Phone Tap: Bank Candy

Fri, 18 Feb 2022 14:36:46 +0000

Brooke is posing as a banker and calling a customer to accuse him of a heinous crime: stealing free candy! HOW DARE HE... He's about to pay the ultimate price.

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Phone Tap: New Login, Who Dis?

Thu, 17 Feb 2022 15:45:53 +0000

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Phone Tap: Lady Zipperty

Thu, 17 Feb 2022 14:31:14 +0000

In your Phone Tap, we find ourselves trapped in a good ol’ neighbor feud that has escalated into Phone Tap territory!

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Phone Tap: NFT House

Wed, 16 Feb 2022 16:06:36 +0000

The housing market is insane right now. That’s why in today’s Phone Tap we call a guy and tell him the offer he just put in wasn’t for a real house… but for an NFT.

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Phone Tap: Car Apartment

Wed, 16 Feb 2022 14:30:03 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim had their car stolen... But GOOD news: We found it! BAD news: Someone’s living in it! Sorry about that…

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Phone Tap: Crooked Refs

Tue, 15 Feb 2022 15:47:23 +0000

We call a guy who recently signed up to be a youth sports ref and tell him all the ways we’re planning to rig the games in our favor!

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Phone Tap: Sad Dog

Tue, 15 Feb 2022 14:35:22 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is also a victim of revenge. One of our listeners stole a picture off their coworker’s desk and then set them up for a Phone Tap all in the same day.

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Phone Tap: Tic Tac Wants A Massage

Mon, 14 Feb 2022 16:09:33 +0000

Since it’s Valentine’s Day we wanted to do something special and we’re calling a Day Spa to book a last minute reservation for an inexperienced type of client.

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Phone Tap: Rolando Valentine's Day Flowers

Mon, 14 Feb 2022 14:32:15 +0000

You shouldn’t do any Valentine’s Day purchases without the help of a true man of romance: Jose’s character ROLANDO! He’s offering his services in today's Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: What In The Wordle

Fri, 11 Feb 2022 16:17:13 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a Wordle fiend and we’re calling him to scold him for gaming so much on company time!

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Phone Tap: Ghost Poops

Fri, 11 Feb 2022 14:40:01 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Brooke is calling a guy who recently bought a new home but he skimped on one important thing: Ghost Inspection. And this place is crawling with them!

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Phone Tap: Working From Home

Thu, 10 Feb 2022 16:35:41 +0000

Working from home has been awesome for some people, but others… not so much. Today’s Phone Tap victim has Brooke as her customer service rep and she’s got her hands full while working remote…

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Phone Tap: Dryflix Streaming Cleaners

Thu, 10 Feb 2022 14:29:37 +0000

You’ve heard of subscription streaming services, but what about ‘subscription cleaning services?’ Today’s Phone Tap victim needs a suit laundered quick, but we have some money to collect first…

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Phone Tap: Sam Likely

Wed, 09 Feb 2022 15:52:28 +0000

The hardest part about Phone Taps is getting people to answer the phone, because everyone assumes it's a scam call...So instead of constantly fighting that battle, we’re going to run towards it…

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Phone Tap: Aquarium Birthday Helper

Wed, 09 Feb 2022 14:39:02 +0000

Today, we called the mother of a kid who has a birthday party at the Aquarium coming up...He's a big fan of the animals, so Jeff is going to go above and beyond for him...And by that we mean offer a DANGEROUS and NEAR DEATH experience!

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Phone Tap: Micro Chip Your Child

Tue, 08 Feb 2022 15:54:40 +0000

In your brand new Phone Tap, we call the mother of a young child attending daycare and we tell her about a few new parenting techniques we learned from an animal shelter. Should go fine, right?

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Phone Tap: Millennial Assist

Tue, 08 Feb 2022 14:40:30 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Jeffrey has started a new service to help teach young people all the things their parents never taught them. It’s called “Millennial Assist” and it’s changing the game!

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Phone Tap: Trainer Tipper

Mon, 07 Feb 2022 15:34:21 +0000

Would you ever tip a personal trainer? Some would say never, but in today’s Phone Tap we’re convincing a woman it would be in her best interest to drop a few bills his way if she knows what’s good for her…

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Phone Tap: Briar Patch Is Gonna Rob You

Fri, 04 Feb 2022 15:41:43 +0000

Jewelry stores have top notch security, but has anyone just asked nicely to rob the store? Jose's going to try that tactic in today's Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: Outrageous Cruise Winner

Fri, 04 Feb 2022 14:31:52 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, we called a woman who just won a week-long trip on a cruise but before she can collect her prize we were prepared by her husband with the perfect ways to stress her out to the maximum!

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Phone Tap: Bank Complaint

Thu, 03 Feb 2022 15:49:39 +0000

Brooke and Jose are teaming up to make one bank customer's day as miserable as they possibly can!

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Phone Tap: I Deleted Everything

Thu, 03 Feb 2022 14:32:06 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, we got Jose to pretend to be a new hire of an accounting firm who accidentally deleted an entire company’s database. Safe to say they were not happy!

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Phone Tap: Sample Spree

Wed, 02 Feb 2022 15:31:49 +0000

If you think you can wander around COSTCO eating all the “free” samples you want and we’re not gonna track you down and scold you, you’re WRONG!

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Phone Tap: Phishing Gone Sour

Tue, 01 Feb 2022 16:17:54 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim hasn’t completed his corporately mandated “Phishing Scam” activities so we’re calling from HR to make sure he’s not vulnerable to any scams or pranks!

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Phone Tap: Amenity Let Down

Mon, 31 Jan 2022 15:50:46 +0000

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Phone Tap: Sandwich Coin King

Fri, 28 Jan 2022 15:31:43 +0000

Instead of a refund, we’re giving today’s Phone Tap victim all they could want in “Sandwich Coin!” That’s just as good as money right?

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Phone Tap: Chicken Wings

Fri, 28 Jan 2022 14:32:40 +0000

We’re calling up a restaurant in today’s Phone Tap to get a reservation for our D-list client who wants A-List treatment, and we’ll stop at nothing to make sure his Hollywood needs are completely satisfied.

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Phone Tap: Raise A Glass For The CEO

Thu, 27 Jan 2022 15:45:12 +0000

If you had one shot, one opportunity, to call your boss while she’s on vacation and ask for a raise… would you take it? Or let it slip? We'll see what today's Phone Tap victim does when put in that situation!

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Phone Tap: Terry Finds Residue

Wed, 26 Jan 2022 15:46:05 +0000

In your brand new Phone Tap, we call a woman and forbid her from touching any magazines in the doctor’s office waiting room. She left some residue last time and it’s GROSS!

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Phone Tap: Shy Bro Wants A Refund

Wed, 26 Jan 2022 14:32:09 +0000

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Phone Tap: Cable Price Auctioneer

Tue, 25 Jan 2022 15:34:58 +0000

Arguing with the cable company isn’t fun. Having an auctioneer-style price war with the cable company, though? That’s fun and it’s happening in your brand new Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: Workplace Talk

Tue, 25 Jan 2022 14:31:12 +0000

In honor of his 5-year work anniversary, one guy's coworkers set him up to be pranked by our very own Brooke Fox!

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Phone Tap: Resolution Liar

Mon, 24 Jan 2022 15:31:02 +0000

What if a complete stranger called you up to hold you accountable for your New Year’s Resolutions? That's what Brooke does in today's Phone tap...A man who hasn't used his new gym membership is in for a rude awakening...

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Phone Tap: CEO Charity Relief

Mon, 24 Jan 2022 14:31:12 +0000

We’re asking today’s Phone Tap victim to dig deep into their pockets and donate to a charity that goes right into their CEO’s pockets. CEO’s have had it rough lately, they need it!

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Phone Tap: Pizza Customer Of The Year

Fri, 21 Jan 2022 15:44:45 +0000

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Phone Tap: Candy Man The Public Defender

Fri, 21 Jan 2022 14:31:32 +0000

What's a bigger nightmare than being caught with illegal substances? Finding out Jose has been assigned as your Public Defender...Today's Phone Tap victim is in for a rough trial!

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Phone Tap: Psycho Steve And The Mayo Kids

Thu, 20 Jan 2022 15:57:15 +0000

We call an art museum worker whose boss is out of town, to confirm some details for the huge motocross stunt we’ve planned in the sculpture garden that she has no idea about!

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Phone Tap: Stairway Hookup

Thu, 20 Jan 2022 14:34:09 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is expecting a call from HR any day now after security caught him hooking up in a work stairwell, but before the real HR can call him, we’re gonna call him first to let him know about all the other canoodling going on around the office.

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Phone Tap: Big Rick Sandwich Wars

Wed, 19 Jan 2022 15:46:44 +0000

Jose is calling a popular sandwich place and going after them BIG-RICK style in a brand new Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: Wax Restaurant Reservation

Wed, 19 Jan 2022 14:34:32 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has one week left working at a restaurant so, as a going away present, his coworkers set him up to be Phone Tapped by Jeffrey!

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Phone Tap: Marla Fell Asleep In Your Car

Tue, 18 Jan 2022 16:10:58 +0000

Brooke's introducing a new Phone Tap character today! Meet Marla...The chain smoking auto-mechanic that you can barely understand!

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Phone Tap: Wacker Tracker

Tue, 18 Jan 2022 14:31:33 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently signed up to be an organ donor. So we’re calling to get some intimate medical details from him… keyword: Intimate.

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Phone Tap: Can You Find My Letter

Mon, 17 Jan 2022 15:00:00 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, Jeffrey is calling the post office because he got drunk last night and mailed a letter that he shouldn’t have, and now he’ll do anything to get it back!

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Phone Tap: Peter and Gobbs

Mon, 17 Jan 2022 14:00:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a high school reunion coming up, so Jose is gonna pose as a guy he knew back in elementary school and collect on a decades-old debt.

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Phone Tap: Smart Traffic Light

Fri, 14 Jan 2022 15:31:52 +0000

Today, we got a request to Phone Tap someone gullible...Which is why Brooke calls to tell her about a new VOICE ACTIVATED traffic light by her house...This Phone Tap took DAYS to pull off... But it worked.

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Phone Tap: That's Not A Real Flower

Fri, 14 Jan 2022 14:28:11 +0000

Alexis is Phone Tapping a woman who just wanted a simple bouquet of flowers for her friend. Flower names can be hard to pronounce though… so we’re going to try to sell her some flowers that are just plain easier to say.

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Phone Tap: Slide Out Your Apartment

Thu, 13 Jan 2022 15:32:08 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, we're calling a woman whose apartment is about to undergo major reconstruction... That's why we have Jose pose as a leasing manager to tell her the damage is much worse than they originally imagined…But he has a totally practical solution for her!

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Phone Tap: Banking From Bed

Thu, 13 Jan 2022 14:32:17 +0000

Jeffrey is posing as the most horrendous and least helpful bank customer service rep in history, all while working from home!

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Phone Tap: Ter Bear's Lost and Found

Wed, 12 Jan 2022 16:13:37 +0000

A local bar owner asked us to prank one of his employees on his big work anniversary... And to set it up, he planted something inside the pub’s lost & found box...Now our job is to help his employee find it in today's Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: Senior Storage Moment

Tue, 11 Jan 2022 15:37:52 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, Jeff poses as an old senior and calls the owner of a storage unit...He's lost IN the facility and needs help finding his way out... Except he's going to completely ignore every direction she gives him!

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Phone Tap: Pest Control Bro Rivalry

Tue, 11 Jan 2022 14:34:38 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, Jose is calling to try and steal some business away from his own brother, an exterminator. This family is only big enough for one Pest Control Specialist!

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Phone Tap: Human Verification System

Mon, 10 Jan 2022 16:13:18 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, Brooke poses as a representative for a tickets & events company, and she just wants to verify with a young man that he IS a human and NOT a bot... We'll see if he passes her test!

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Phone Tap: Grocery Psychoanalyst

Mon, 10 Jan 2022 14:29:47 +0000

Some people say the best way to get over a breakup, is to get Phone Tapped. Okay, they may not actually say that but, it’s true... and it’s what we tried to make happen for today’s Phone Tap victim!

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Phone Tap: I Have A Pen, An Apple Pen

Fri, 07 Jan 2022 15:34:03 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, Brooke is posing as a customer service agent...She was up late last night and is having a hard time paying attention, but she's going to do her very best at helping this man solve his problems... Even if that means she has to get drunk....

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Phone Tap: Clover's Neighborhood Watch

Fri, 07 Jan 2022 14:30:03 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim signed up for what he thought was a cushy shift on the neighborhood watch, but with Clover living in your neighborhood, it’s all hands on deck, even at 2 am.

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Phone Tap: To Catch a Cheater: Jeopardy

Thu, 06 Jan 2022 15:58:11 +0000

Today's Phone Tap request came from a woman who caught her boyfriend cheating...And we're helping her get revenge by pranking him on his biggest life dream, being a contestant on jeopardy...It's about to be his luckiest....or unluckiest...day ever!

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Phone Tap: Chair Scammer Fail

Wed, 05 Jan 2022 15:32:28 +0000

Jose and Jeff are teaming up in today's Phone Tap to sabotage a guy who is trying to buy chair off of Craigslist, by driving up the price as high as they can!

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Phone Tap: Ex-Wife Advice

Wed, 05 Jan 2022 14:13:19 +0000

In today’s Phone Tap, Brooke is calling a woman who recently got engaged and is pretending to be the ex-wife of her future husband. And she has some sage advice: Beware! This guy sucks.

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Phone Tap: Football Coach

Tue, 04 Jan 2022 14:30:55 +0000

Jeffrey calls a youth football coach after parents complained the sport was too dangerous and aggressive... He has some new rules that are SAFE and kid-friendly that he's sure the coach will love!

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Phone Tap: Drone Lights

Mon, 03 Jan 2022 15:00:00 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, Jose calls a guy who booked a company to install Christmas lights around his house. Long story short, things did NOT go well and he’s looking at THOUSANDS of dollars in damages.

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Phone Tap: Egyptian Anniversary

Fri, 31 Dec 2021 15:00:00 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, Jeffrey is calling a woman in charge of her parent’s anniversary party to tell her the bill might be a LOT more expensive than she anticipated, but she’s gonna LOVE hearing why!

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Phone Tap: Wedding Dress Disaster

Fri, 31 Dec 2021 14:00:00 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, Brooke is going against her better judgment and she’s going toe-to-toe with a bride just a few weeks before her big day....We learned you NEVER come between a bride and their dress.

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Phone Tap: K-Cup Kelly

Thu, 30 Dec 2021 15:00:00 +0000

Alexis is back for another Phone Tap! Her target today is a guy who thinks she’s his tinder match, but before they go out he needs to spill all the secrets about anyone he’s ever hooked up with.

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Phone Tap: Lunchable Thief

Wed, 29 Dec 2021 15:00:00 +0000

Today we’re Phone Tapping a man suspected of stealing a Lunchable from the office fridge and we’re ready to bring some justice... A simple case of office lunch-theft made its way to Human Resources and then to us!

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Phone Tap: Wedding Ring

Wed, 29 Dec 2021 14:00:00 +0000

In today’s Phone Tap, Brooke calls a guy who ate at a restaurant last night, and there’s a good chance his food accidentally contained someone else’s ENGAGEMENT RING!

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Phone Tap: Naughty Librarian

Tue, 28 Dec 2021 14:00:00 +0000

Jeff is making one librarian's day a lot more exciting... He's calling to inquire about their movie rentals, specifically the romantic and sensual options. Did we mention he used a voice changer to sound even creepier?

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Phone Tap: Angry Positive Review

Mon, 27 Dec 2021 15:00:00 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, Jeffrey calls a salon and leaves the most AGGRESSIVE and POSITIVE review they've EVER heard.

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Phone Tap: SOAP Automated System

Fri, 24 Dec 2021 15:00:00 +0000

In today’s Phone Tap, Brooke calls a warehouse worker whose company was just acquired. He’s worried about the new changes and his coworkers reached out to us and mess with him via our new automated system called SOAP!

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Phone Tap: Bachelor Party

Thu, 23 Dec 2021 15:00:00 +0000

In today’s Phone Tap, Jeff is calling a guy who is preparing to be the best man at his buddy’s wedding, and lucky for him he’s gonna have some help because Jeff is installing himself as CO-BEST MAN!

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Phone Tap: Your New Wedding Coordinator

Wed, 22 Dec 2021 15:00:00 +0000

Today we’re phone tapping a woman just days before her wedding and introducing ourselves as her brand new replacement Wedding Coordinator! And we have some ideas that she’s gonna hate…

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Phone Tap: Chef Can't Cook Eggs

Wed, 22 Dec 2021 14:00:00 +0000

Jose is calling the owner of a diner that is away on vacation for the first time in 8 years.... When he left, Jose got hired... And things are going HORRIBLY WRONG!

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Phone Tap: Ski Lodge Tree Accident

Tue, 21 Dec 2021 15:00:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently had an accident with a tree while skiing… His friends know he’s embarrassed about it so they set him up with a Phone Tap where we’re sticking him with the bill to fix the tree!

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Phone Tap: Instacartastrophe

Mon, 20 Dec 2021 15:00:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wanted her groceries delivered, but with Jose on the job, she’ll probably be better off destroying them rather than eating them.

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Phone Tap: Behind The Snap

Mon, 20 Dec 2021 14:00:00 +0000

Jeffrey calls a restaurant to make a reservation for a "popular" celebrity... The hostess doesn't recognize the name, but he won't stop until she's convinced he's the biggest star in the SNAPPING industry!

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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2021: #1 Good News Trio

Fri, 17 Dec 2021 15:00:00 +0000

The top 10 Phone Taps of Christmas countdown has finally reached number 1! This is THE BEST Phone Tap of the year... When Brooke, Jeff and Jose are all in on a very special surprise for one woman's birthday!

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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2021: #2 Typewriter Claims Adjuster

Thu, 16 Dec 2021 15:00:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim simply needs a claims adjuster to handle her insurance paperwork, but she got Jose and his rusty, trusty typewriter instead!

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Phone Tap: I Lost Sucky

Thu, 16 Dec 2021 14:00:00 +0000

Jeffrey lost something very important to him in today’s Phone Tap. It’s not a family pet, it’s much more important than that... It's his best friend... Sucky,” the lost Roomba!

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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2021: #3 Twerk Academy

Wed, 15 Dec 2021 16:03:34 +0000

Today, we're calling a guy who gets jealous over how much attention his girlfriend gets at the gym. So we’ve sent our manliest man out for this job: Jeffrey...It's about to be a full on BRO WAR.

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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2021: #4 Spice Up The Anniversary

Tue, 14 Dec 2021 15:24:22 +0000

In your #4 Phone Tap of the year, Brooke calls a hotel front desk employee about her upcoming stay. Her anniversary night is coming up, and she has some special requests...She could barely get through this call without cracking up!

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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2021: #5 Ancient Apple Support

Mon, 13 Dec 2021 15:32:06 +0000

We're halfway through our Top 10 Phone Taps of Christmas countdown! Today, Jeff poses as an elderly gentleman calling from Apple Support...It's not the best career choice for a 98-year-old that doesn't understand technology, but he's going to try his best!

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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2021: #6 Clover Murder Mystery

Fri, 10 Dec 2021 15:44:03 +0000

Jose's Phone Tap character Clover, the former black ops soldier, is here for the #6 Phone Tap of the year! He's calling a murder mystery company to see just how INTENSE they can make his experience!

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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2021: #7 Emojicons

Thu, 09 Dec 2021 15:41:27 +0000

Today, Brooke poses as a nosy mom...And she's calling her son's new love interest, because she read their text messages and has some questions about what they mean! It's cringey....And your #7 Phone Tap of the year!

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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2021: #8 FBI Raid Interview

Wed, 08 Dec 2021 15:35:01 +0000

Jose was recommended for a job opening and is calling for his over the phone interview... But it's kind of hard to stay focused and answer questions when the FBI is at your door... It's your #8 Phone Tap of the year!

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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2021: #9 Kanye Hotel

Tue, 07 Dec 2021 15:34:30 +0000

It's time for your #9 Phone Tap of the year...When Jeff calls the front desk of a big hotel to let them know one of the world’s most notorious celebs is on his way into town!

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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2021: #10 Community College Problems

Mon, 06 Dec 2021 15:33:45 +0000

Today, we start counting down the Top 10 Phone Taps of Christmas! In this one, Brooke calls a community college to try and get some special treatment for her son...Jose... Who is failing ALL of his classes...

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Phone Tap: The Ad Pharmacist

Fri, 03 Dec 2021 15:31:22 +0000

We’re just a couple days away from counting down the top Phone Taps of the year… But today, we have an HONORABLE MENTION… When Brooke poses as a pharmacy worker and calls a guy who just wants his prescription... But she has some other products in mind...

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Phone Tap: Domination Pizza

Thu, 02 Dec 2021 16:10:37 +0000

We're just a couple days away from counting down the top Phone Taps of the year... But today, we have an HONORABLE MENTION... It's when Jose and Jeff prank the manager of a pizza shop with the most uncomfortable pizza order of all time!

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Phone Tap: Computer Virus

Wed, 01 Dec 2021 15:29:21 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, Jeffrey call a guy who recently dropped his laptop off at a repair shop and while he just wants his computer cleaned of viruses, the attendant behind the counter might be a little under the influence...

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Phone Tap: Dope Tikulitus Beat Box Syndrome

Tue, 30 Nov 2021 16:37:49 +0000

In today’s Phone Tap, Jose calls a clinic for immediate medical help for a little known affliction called… Dope Tikulitis… It’s incurable and entirely hilarious.

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Phone Tap: Maxi Swag Girl

Tue, 30 Nov 2021 14:33:45 +0000

In today’s Phone Tap, Jeff calls a woman whose biggest dream is to be a popular influencer on Instagram. He set up a fake branding company to dupe her and she’s SOO ready to become famous!

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Phone Tap: Party Bus Secret

Mon, 29 Nov 2021 15:55:10 +0000

Today's Phone Tap victim just had his bachelor party and things got pretty CRAZY... But his memory is a little fuzzy... Can we convince him he forgot about a CRIME that happened?

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Phone Tap: Drone Reality

Fri, 26 Nov 2021 15:00:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been complaining for weeks about one of the neighbor kids flying a drone by her house. So we’re gonna tell her all about the footage that drone’s been taking of her property!

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Phone Tap: Motivational Speaker

Fri, 26 Nov 2021 14:00:00 +0000

In today’s Phone Tap, Jose calls a woman who was expecting a famous motivational speaker but unluckily for her, she got Jose and he has some unorthodox tactics to motivate her employees.

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Phone Tap: Scam The Scammer

Thu, 25 Nov 2021 15:00:00 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, Jose calls a "long-lost cousin" and convinces him to go in on a little fool-proof gambling scheme!

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Phone Tap: Moving Mishap

Thu, 25 Nov 2021 14:00:00 +0000

In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy who hired a moving company to box up all his stuff in a very specific way. Well, they didn’t follow those instructions in fact, they didn’t even move the stuff into the right house!

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Phone Tap: Uber Eats

Wed, 24 Nov 2021 15:29:50 +0000

Jose poses as an Uber Eats driver and is calling a customer to tell him there's going to be a slight DELAY... ...But he WILL deliver this food, even if his life depends on it!

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Phone Tap: Dog Day Tuesdays

Tue, 23 Nov 2021 15:29:15 +0000

In today’s Phone Tap Brooke is posing as HR to tell a guy that his new office manager is his ex from 6 months ago. It’s about to be real uncomfortable around the office!

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Phone Tap: Kleptos For Christ

Mon, 22 Nov 2021 15:27:35 +0000

Jeff is calling an electronics store and confessing to shoplifting. He’s not gonna bring the stuff back, but confessing should make everything okay, right?

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Phone Tap: M Night Photography

Fri, 19 Nov 2021 15:51:50 +0000

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Phone Tap: Locked Out Locksmith

Thu, 18 Nov 2021 15:53:26 +0000

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Phone Tap: Cottonelle Found Your phone

Wed, 17 Nov 2021 15:33:44 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, we're calling a woman who's boyfriend recently lost his phone... The GOOD NEWS is someone has it...The BAD NEWS...It's a stripper....But she has some GREAT things to say about the boyfriend!

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Phone Tap: Dr. Foot Caresser

Tue, 16 Nov 2021 15:30:40 +0000

Today's Phone Tap victim is a guy who's been frustrated about getting texts to rate and review his appointment at the foot doctor... He told his wife how obnoxious it was... And she forwarded that info to us so Jose and Jeff could prank him!

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Phone Tap: My Baby Boy's a Baller

Mon, 15 Nov 2021 15:29:55 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, Brooke poses as the mother of a college graduate who just landed his first entry level position out of school.... And let's just say… She's not completely happy with the wage he's being paid.... And mama has some harsh words for the big boss...

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Phone Tap: Rolando Career Day

Fri, 12 Nov 2021 15:30:56 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a teacher who is desperate to have some student’s parents speak at career day. She’s in luck because Rolando is free that day to delicately and slowly describe every part of his job.

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Phone Tap: Karen HR

Thu, 11 Nov 2021 15:32:43 +0000

Brooke is tackling a tough question in today’s Phone Tap: How do you tell your friend that she’s acting like a total Karen?

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Phone Tap: Clover's Elementary Fight Club

Wed, 10 Nov 2021 15:58:12 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, we're calling a mom who's son recently got in a fight at school...We're following up about the incident, but he's not in trouble... In fact, Clover witnessed the whole thing...And he's got BIG PLANS for the little guy...

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Phone Tap: What About Our Love Scrapbook

Tue, 09 Nov 2021 16:05:58 +0000

Today's Phone Tap victim recently started a new job at a restaurant, and was set up for this call by his manager....We were asked to prank him during a dinner rush and see how he handles it!

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Phone Tap: Disabled Driveway

Mon, 08 Nov 2021 15:31:00 +0000

We thought nobody hated the city more than Brooke... Until we found today's Phone Tap victim! We're only going to make things worse when we call to let her know there's a new ordinance going into effect….Her driveway has been selected to be reserved for disabled parking only!

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Phone Tap: Ping-Pong Mortgage

Fri, 05 Nov 2021 13:30:22 +0000

Today's Phone Tap victim is purchasing his first home and only has 24 hours left to close on the deal... And to make things a little more stressful, we've put our own extremely distracted Jose in charge of his home loan!

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Phone Tap: Timid Benjamin Knows Sales

Thu, 04 Nov 2021 13:28:41 +0000

Today's Phone Tap Victim is a woman who's trying to fill an open sales position... She needs someone who's experienced, assertive, and direct...That's why the perfect person for the job is calling her to interview... His name is Timid Benjamin.

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Phone Tap: Small Package Towing

Wed, 03 Nov 2021 14:15:19 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, Jose is calling a guy who's car just got towed...Well, it didn't REALLY... But we're going to convince him it did when Jose calls from his tow yard cell phone to tell him to come get his car!

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Phone Tap: Ain't Nothin' But a Phone Ring

Tue, 02 Nov 2021 14:13:58 +0000

Today's Phone Tap victim is expecting a call from a guy she met on a dating app... But Jeff beat him to it and is pretending to be him...hopefully she's still interested after this...

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Phone Tap: Restaurant Healer

Mon, 01 Nov 2021 13:48:45 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, Brooke calls a guy who had a less than satisfactory dining experience, and all he wants is a refund.... But instead, she's going to give him something better… Some perspective....namaste....

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Phone Tap: Clover Haunted House Refund

Fri, 29 Oct 2021 14:03:01 +0000

It’s gonna take a lot more than a pesky haunted house to scare an ex-Special Forces soldier like “Clover.” That’s why he’s calling a popular haunted house and demanding a refund in your Phone Tap.

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Phone Tap: Trickle Down Trick or Treat

Thu, 28 Oct 2021 13:29:59 +0000

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Phone Tap: Batman Got Cake

Wed, 27 Oct 2021 13:33:03 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, Jeffrey is calling a costume store and trying to get some help finding the perfect Halloween outfit that accentuates his curvy dumper.

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Phone Tap: Big Rick's Haunted RV Park

Tue, 26 Oct 2021 13:53:21 +0000

In your Halloween Phone Tap, we’re cancelling a guy’s reservation at a Haunted House but we’re offering him complimentary to our Haunted RV PARK instead! That’s just as fun, right?

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Phone Tap: Costume Rival

Mon, 25 Oct 2021 13:28:31 +0000

Today's Phone Tap has a Halloween twist! We're calling a woman who's the reigning champ of her companies annual costume contest....Hopefully she's ready for some competition, because Brooke is set on TAKING HER DOWN.

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Phone Tap: Ankle Bracelet Mover

Fri, 22 Oct 2021 13:29:27 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, we're calling a woman who's had one too many bad furniture delivery experiences... That's why Jose is giving her a call to let her know her couch WILL be delivered... But he can only make it so far...

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Phone Tap: Timid Benjamin

Thu, 21 Oct 2021 14:05:01 +0000

Today, Jeff is introducing a new Phone Tap character.... Timid Benjamin! He recently had a bad experience at a restaurant and he wants to complain about it... but will he be brave enough to do it?

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Phone Tap: Car CSI Guy

Wed, 20 Oct 2021 13:31:06 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, we're calling a guy who's been shopping for a used car.... He's about to meet new type of car salesman... One who vows to find the vehicular truth.... He goes by the name Car CSI Guy!

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Phone Tap: Drug Unawareness

Tue, 19 Oct 2021 13:32:57 +0000

Today's Phone Tap victim is the vice principal of a school that has a Drug Awareness assembly coming up... He's getting a call from the guest speaker, Jose, who is really excited to talk about his experience with drugs!

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Phone Tap: 100 Percent Pigeon

Mon, 18 Oct 2021 14:17:25 +0000

Brooke officially deserves an award for Most Condescending Phone Tap character after today's call! The woman on the phone just wants to know the status of her online order, but she's getting customer service agent Brooke instead.

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Phone Tap: Cool Boss Best Friend

Fri, 15 Oct 2021 14:04:01 +0000

Today's Phone Tap victim is a boss who just took a long vacation.... A new employee was hired while he was away, and that employee is none other than Jose… And he has a few FAVORS to ask on his first day.

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Phone Tap: Roomba Customer Service Roulette

Thu, 14 Oct 2021 13:32:03 +0000

The only thing wore than dealing with a bad customer service agent is dealing with THREE of them, and that's what happens in today's Phone Tap. Jose is introducing three different characters to a guy who just wants help with his broken Roomba.

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Phone Tap: Nocturnal Chowdownia

Wed, 13 Oct 2021 14:07:32 +0000

Today's Phone Tap victim is a caregiver that's about to start helping with a brand new family... Jeff wants to introduce himself and make sure she understands EXACTLY what his grandpa needs!

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Phone Tap: Did You Eat My Password

Tue, 12 Oct 2021 13:36:36 +0000

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Phone Tap: Donut Psychic

Mon, 11 Oct 2021 13:53:15 +0000

Brooke is calling a woman and giving her a psychic reading in today’s Phone Tap. But instead of tea leaves, or tarot cards, she has a very unique source of her powers…

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Phone Tap: The One With the Friends Interview

Fri, 08 Oct 2021 13:33:44 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, we're calling a guy to interview him for a very important position... Let's see if he can keep calm while being interviewed by the most inexperienced professional we could find.. Alexis!

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Phone Tap: Drug Test Mishap

Thu, 07 Oct 2021 13:53:47 +0000

Today's Phone Tap victim is getting a call from Jeff, the new guy in the office....He's worried he's about to get fired and is DESPERATE for her help.

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Phone Tap: Cross Country Screw Job

Wed, 06 Oct 2021 13:54:06 +0000

Today's Phone Tap victim just rented a place virtually, he's moving across the country into a place he's NEVER seen.. And now, he's about to find out somebody already kinda MOVED IN. Good thing our own Jose Boalnos is the apartment manager... Surely he'll make things right!

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Phone Tap: Workout Motivator

Tue, 05 Oct 2021 13:36:37 +0000

We’re in the need of some fitness motivation and we’re gonna see if we can get a woman, who is at work in a busy office, to give us that special boost we need to work out!

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Phone Tap: Bike Detective

Mon, 04 Oct 2021 13:56:26 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, we're calling a guy who just had his bike stolen... And it's his lucky day, because Jose is ready to put his amateur detective skills to the test and solve this mystery!

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Phone Tap: Punchy Pizza Promo

Fri, 01 Oct 2021 13:52:43 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, we're calling the manager of a pizza place that hasn't been doing well. Unfortunately for him, Jose is his supervisor...And he has a lot of ideas to get sales up.…not GOOD ideas... but A LOT of them...

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Phone Tap: Problematic Promo Codes

Thu, 30 Sep 2021 13:30:18 +0000

Today's Phone Tap victim recently had a food delivery order she was unhappy with... She submitted an angry email and now WE are going to come back at her with the best way we know how... Extreme passive aggressiveness.

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Phone Tap: Squeakability

Wed, 29 Sep 2021 13:31:25 +0000

Today's Phone Tap victim is about to find out she’s being moved to a new area of the office. It has nothing to do with her work, but because of something completely ridiculous that the ENTIRE office voted on.

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Phone Tap: Spice Up the Anniversary

Tue, 28 Sep 2021 14:27:57 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, Brooke calls a hotel front desk employee about her upcoming stay. Her anniversary night is coming up, and she has some special requests...She could barely get through this call without cracking!

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Phone Tap: Troubling Lunch Trend

Mon, 27 Sep 2021 13:37:21 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, Jeff calls a manager with a message she needs to pass on to her entire department... No more bringing your own lunch! Someone has to be the bad guy and it's not going to be us.

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Phone Tap: Medical Rewards

Fri, 24 Sep 2021 13:29:09 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, we're calling a woman who for years now, has REFUSED to go skiing with her boyfriend...But what if her DOCTOR recommends it? Let's see if she can still say no to the pressure Brooke puts on her!

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Phone Tap: Convicted Cleaning

Thu, 23 Sep 2021 13:32:11 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy who hired a cleaning service for his house, and while he was out, one of our cleaners escaped… We say “escaped” because this employee is actually an active prison inmate… Whoops!

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Phone Tap: Don't Shoe Me Like This

Wed, 22 Sep 2021 14:01:51 +0000

Jose is the known as the happiest person on our show... But today, he's channeling all his anger into this Phone Tap! He's calling a department store to file a complaint and he's DEMANDING answers.

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Phone Tap: Young Hair Don't Care

Tue, 21 Sep 2021 13:31:59 +0000

You NEVER want to mess with a woman and her hair... And you never EVER want to mess with a woman's age... But in today's Phone Tap, Alexis is going to do both!

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Phone Tap: Numb Tongue

Mon, 20 Sep 2021 14:03:52 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy who works at a local pharmacy. He's going to give him a problem he's NEVER had before...And not only is it made up, but how it happened is pretty strange...

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Phone Tap: Good News Trio

Fri, 17 Sep 2021 13:29:32 +0000

We're making Phone Tap history today with Brooke, Jeffrey, AND Jose all in on a prank call! We've teamed up to surprise a woman on her birthday...And we have something very special planned for her.

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Phone Tap: Amazon Product Tester

Thu, 16 Sep 2021 13:31:15 +0000

Today's Phone Tap victim just moved into a new home, but forgot to change her Amazon delivery address. She's about to find out Jose is living at her old place...And there's a 99.9% chance she's NOT going to get those packages back...

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Phone Tap: Tesla Rescue

Wed, 15 Sep 2021 13:35:46 +0000

Today's Phone Tap victim just wanted some repairs done on his Tesla, but unfortunately his car is TOO smart and TOO high tech... and we had to do, what we had to do… in order to save lives.

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Phone Tap: Hunk Watcher

Tue, 14 Sep 2021 14:02:09 +0000

When Brooke tries to act "cool" it usually backfires... And in today's Phone Tap, she's bringing out her YOUNG and SEXY side... So we'll see how this goes!

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Phone Tap: Clover Murder Mystery

Mon, 13 Sep 2021 13:53:02 +0000

Today's Phone Tap victim works at a murder mystery dinner theater and is getting a call from former black ops soldier, Clover.... And he's got an entirely different take on what should happen at Murder Mystery night...

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Phone Tap: Naked and Hungry

Fri, 10 Sep 2021 13:31:10 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, Jose is calling a local diner...He's out of breathe and has no clothes on, but it's for a perfectly good reason. Let's see if they deliver his food or call the authorities!

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Phone Tap: Ancient Apple Support

Thu, 09 Sep 2021 13:53:48 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, Jeff poses as an elderly gentleman calling from Apple Support...Which is probably not the best career choice for a 98-year-old that doesn't understand technology, but he's going to try his best!

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Phone Tap: Rolando's Interrupting Maid

Wed, 08 Sep 2021 13:33:47 +0000

We have a long list of women who’ve requested Jose’s Phone Tap character, Rolando, to ask their friend out on a date, and that's what he's doing today. Except he's not alone...There's some unwanted company in the background.

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Phone Tap: Substitute Hypnosis

Tue, 07 Sep 2021 14:03:17 +0000

Today's Phone Tap victim is a teacher who's about to go on maternity leave... And while she's out, a substitute is taking over her class. She hasn't met him yet, but she's about to... And is going to discover one huge, troubling thing about them.

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Phone Tap: Garage Door Scam

Fri, 03 Sep 2021 13:28:27 +0000

Today's Phone Tap victim is a miser with his money... He HATES spending it. Which might be a problem when Jose, his garage repairman, turns a MINOR issue with his garage door into a thousand dollar fix.

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Phone Tap PODCAST: A Historical Situation

Thu, 02 Sep 2021 13:35:02 +0000

Today, Brooke calls a couple that just bought a new home. They got such a good deal on it they've been joking something must be wrong...But they might not be laughing after we tell them what new plans the city has for their property!

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Phone Tap: Retirement Home Revolt

Wed, 01 Sep 2021 13:32:46 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, Jeff calls a woman who's grandfather is at an assisted living facility. There's been some weird stuff going on there and her grandfather is to blame... Hopefully she can help us TAKE HIM DOWN.

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Phone Tap: Picky Eater

Tue, 31 Aug 2021 13:28:00 +0000

Today, Alexis is calling a blind date and while he has tons of suggestions for places for them to eat, she can always seem to find a problem with every single one of them.

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Phone Tap: Ass Wine

Mon, 30 Aug 2021 13:47:18 +0000

Jeffrey calls a grocery store manager asking for a wine recommendation....Did we mention he's a SNOBBY, DEMANDING wine drinker? He doesn’t know much about wine, but what little advice he does have is gonna come back to bite him!

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Phone Tap: Zoo Problems

Fri, 27 Aug 2021 10:00:00 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, Jose calls a zoo employee desperate for help.... He LOST his phone at the zoo... And the GORILLA'S are using it!!

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Phone Tap: Musical Lawsuit

Thu, 26 Aug 2021 10:00:00 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, Jeff is suing a store manager for his horrible taste in music playlists... His employees claim they're suffering from MUSICAL TORTURE!

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Phone Tap: Coffee Boss Wants Some Lovin'

Wed, 25 Aug 2021 10:00:00 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, Brooke's getting flirty with a young stud who's been abusing the free wifi at a local coffee shop... She loves herself a BAD BOY!

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Phone Tap: Sky Hands

Tue, 24 Aug 2021 10:00:00 +0000

Jeffrey is posing as a Life Coach and calling today’s Phone Tap victim with some inspiring words. Everybody get your Sky Hands ready!

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Phone Tap: Finley The Pharmacist

Mon, 23 Aug 2021 10:00:00 +0000

Meet Jose's Phone Tap character....He comes from the Scottish Isles, his name is Finley and he’s hoping to help out… If you can understand him…

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Phone Tap: Amazon Summer Camp

Fri, 20 Aug 2021 14:05:44 +0000

In your brand new Phone Tap, we’re calling a mom worried about her son’s first time away at camp. There’s nothing to worry about though, this camp is simply a feeder program for an Amazon Warehouse. Hard work is fun!

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Phone Tap: Pest Control Flies Only

Thu, 19 Aug 2021 14:03:27 +0000

In today's new Phone Tap, The guy we’re calling had hired an exterminator to take care of a rat problem, but we sent Jose instead… and he doesn’t deal with any pests bigger than a house fly.

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Phone Tap: Thurber Lemonade Empire

Wed, 18 Aug 2021 14:49:05 +0000

Running a lemonade stand in a busy neighborhood is a tough gig… Especially when you’re up against the “Thurber Lemonade Empire.” In your new Phone Tap we’re drawing territory lines in the refreshment game.

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Phone Tap: Nature's Anus

Tue, 17 Aug 2021 14:56:49 +0000

In today's new Phone Tap: we’re pranking a camp counselor by revealing some of the insanely bizarre dietary restrictions our son has while away at camp. Nobody better disrespect his dietary needs!

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Phone Tap: Counterfeit Collection Bill

Mon, 16 Aug 2021 14:49:36 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is dedicated church goer, so we’re gonna try and get under his skin and accuse him of leaving some counterfeit bills in the collection plate!

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Phone Tap: Full House Method

Fri, 13 Aug 2021 13:42:28 +0000

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Phone Tap: School Fundraiser For Felons

Thu, 12 Aug 2021 15:13:06 +0000

Today's Phone Tap victim recently made a generous donation to a school fundraiser...but what did the money really go towards? FELONS. While we're thankful, she might not be as thrilled...

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Medicinal Crack

Wed, 11 Aug 2021 15:52:04 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim just got a new upstairs neighbor...Jose moved in! He's ready to call and introduce himself...And the whole new set of issues for him to get annoyed at.

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Phone Tap: Gender Reveal Oopsie

Tue, 10 Aug 2021 14:33:47 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is waiting to hear the results of her best friend’s baby’s gender reveal party, but before she could get the truth, Jeff called her with all the tantalizing details!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Squirrel Friend Needs Her Dress

Mon, 09 Aug 2021 16:18:42 +0000

In today's new Phone Tap, one woman just wants to pick up her altered dress from the tailor, but with new rules in place we’re not gonna make it easy for her to just “stop by” anymore.

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Phone Tap: Carnivorous Instagram

Fri, 06 Aug 2021 15:27:50 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim runs a foodie account on Instagram so we’re calling her to tell her she can’t post any pictures of meat. That’s not vegan friendly, fam!

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Phone Tap: Outdoor Bed

Thu, 05 Aug 2021 13:35:30 +0000

Today's Phone Tap victim bought a new bed online and paid for someone to build it for him... The problem is he got Jeff for the job, and chances are it's not gonna end up looking like a bed... or be inside his house at all...

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Phone Tap: Are You Copying Me?

Wed, 04 Aug 2021 13:43:19 +0000

The woman we’re pranking just wants to leave a complaint about a bad restaurant experience she had, but the EXACT same THING happened to Jose and he can’t wait to tell her about it!

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Phone Tap: Housing Market Negotiation

Tue, 03 Aug 2021 13:45:42 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is house shopping and hasn’t had any luck… So, Brooke is gonna call him and pretend the be the owner of the house he wants and demand some eccentric items to help him close the deal…

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Phone Tap: Apple Alarm

Mon, 02 Aug 2021 14:53:49 +0000

In today’s new Phone Tap, Jeffrey is working the lost and found desk, and while one guy just wants to track down his jacket, Jeffrey’s dozens of phone alarms are going to make that difficult!

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Phone Tap: Instant Best Man

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 13:34:08 +0000

It's awkward when you don't remember someone but they know everything about you...Jose is taking it a step further by inviting a stranger to be the BEST MAN at his wedding... For old times' sake!

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Phone Tap: Driving School

Thu, 29 Jul 2021 13:40:37 +0000

We called a mom who's on edge about her son's first day of driving lessons...Nothing to worry about though, her son is in Driving Instructor Brooke’s hands, so what could possibly go wrong!

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Phone Tap: Robot Doc

Wed, 28 Jul 2021 15:01:29 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim was just told her bosses hired some outside help to cut costs. So… Jeff is posing as the consultant to let her know about the rude awakening that’s on its way to her office…

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Phone Tap: FBI Raid Interview

Tue, 27 Jul 2021 13:36:13 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, Jose is in the middle of a phone interview when some unwanted guests interrupt the call... Things quickly got OUT OF CONTROL!

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Phone Tap: General Anesthesia

Mon, 26 Jul 2021 15:15:54 +0000

Jeffrey is getting his wisdom teeth removed but there's just one issue... Anesthesia DOESN'T work on him! He has something else in mind and can't wait to tell his orthodontist!

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Phone Tap: Daycare Dilemma

Fri, 23 Jul 2021 14:29:39 +0000

As a parent there’s nothing more precious than seeing your child achieve new milestones. So today, Brooke is calling a daycare to accuse them of STEALING those memories from her!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Disney Plus Plus

Thu, 22 Jul 2021 15:33:41 +0000

Jeff is offering today's Phone Tap victim a complimentary UPGRADE to a popular streaming service... It's after she agrees to it that he explains what she's REALLY getting....And she's suddenly not so thrilled....

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Phone Tap PODCAST: 30 Year Streaming Package

Wed, 21 Jul 2021 14:06:06 +0000

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Dope Tikulitus Tours

Tue, 20 Jul 2021 13:36:09 +0000

Jose is introducing himself to his new boss at a Tour Bus Company, and he's being completely upfront about his rhythmic and funky condition called “Dope Tikulitis.”

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Rolando Massage

Fri, 16 Jul 2021 13:31:48 +0000

Rolando is back for another Phone Tap! Today, he calls the husband of a woman who is scheduled for a massage at Rolando’s Parlor and he wants to go over every inch of his sensual technique before their appointment…

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Bank Candy

Thu, 15 Jul 2021 14:56:50 +0000

Brooke is posing as a banker and calling a customer to accuse him of a heinous crime: stealing free candy! HOW DARE HE... He's about to pay the ultimate price.

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Typewriter Claims Adjuster

Wed, 14 Jul 2021 15:04:10 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim simply needs a claims adjuster to handle her insurance paperwork, but she got Jose and his rusty, trusty typewriter instead!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Car Apartment

Tue, 13 Jul 2021 16:12:38 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim had their car stolen... But GOOD news: We found it! BAD news: Someone’s living in it! Sorry about that…

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Sand Sheriff

Mon, 12 Jul 2021 16:00:21 +0000

Jose calls from the Parks Department DEMANDING answers about one woman's trip to the beach....Stealing sand from the beach is a CRIME and she is GUILTY!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Dryflix Streaming Cleaners

Fri, 09 Jul 2021 14:36:49 +0000

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Dial Up Customer Service

Thu, 08 Jul 2021 13:59:27 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim simply wants a refund on her food delivery order, but we’re gonna make her earn it, thanks to our trusty, dusty Dial-Up internet!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Shy Bro Wants A Refund

Wed, 07 Jul 2021 16:20:21 +0000

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Aquarium Birthday Helper

Tue, 06 Jul 2021 14:22:52 +0000

Today, we called the mother of a kid who has a birthday party at the Aquarium coming up...He's a BIG fan of the animals, so Jeff is going to go above and beyond for him...And by that we mean offer a DANGEROUS and NEAR DEATH experience!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Eastside Creamy Boyz

Fri, 02 Jul 2021 13:00:00 +0000

Jose was challenged by a listener to Phone Tap his girlfriend with only one piece of information...That she doesn't like VANILLA ice cream...And from that came the the Eastside Creamy Boyz!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Goodwill

Thu, 01 Jul 2021 14:55:31 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a frequent clothes donator and Brooke calls to break the news that her “style” just isn’t nice enough for Goodwill, and her "help" is no longer wanted!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Outrageous Cruise Winner

Wed, 30 Jun 2021 15:51:57 +0000

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Phone Tap PODCAST: RV Screw-Up

Tue, 29 Jun 2021 17:08:04 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks her husband rented an RV for a little road trip, but we have the job of telling her she’s been double booked, and now needs to pickup a strange family on the way!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Stalker Girl

Mon, 28 Jun 2021 16:41:17 +0000

Alexis is Phone Tapping a guy who got a little too drunk last night and doesn’t remember his evening. She’s here to fill in those gaps in his memory with all the details about how they fell in love!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Chicken Wings

Fri, 25 Jun 2021 15:29:15 +0000

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Candy Man The Public Defender

Thu, 24 Jun 2021 16:02:30 +0000

What's a bigger nightmare than being caught with illegal substances?? Finding out Jose has been assigned as your Public Defender...Today's Phone Tap victim is in for a rough trial!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: CEO Charity Relief

Wed, 23 Jun 2021 15:37:13 +0000

We’re asking today’s Phone Tap victim to dig deep into their pockets and donate to a charity that goes right into their CEO’s pockets. CEO’s have had it rough lately, they need it!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Can You Find My Letter

Tue, 22 Jun 2021 16:29:44 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, Jeffrey is calling the post office because he got drunk last night and mailed a letter that he shouldn’t have, and now he’ll do anything to get it back!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Porta Potty Problems

Mon, 21 Jun 2021 16:06:08 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, Jose ingested some substances and got himself locked in a Porta Potty and now he’s calling today’s Phone Tap victim to see if there’s any chance he can come and perform a rescue.

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Stairway Hookup

Fri, 18 Jun 2021 16:12:12 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is expecting a call from HR any day now after security got him hooking up in a work stairwell, but before the real HR can call him, we’re gonna call him first to let him know about all the other canoodling going on around the office.

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Peter and Gobbs

Thu, 17 Jun 2021 15:55:57 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a high school reunion coming up that he's DREADING, so Jose is gonna pose as a guy he knew back in elementary school and remind him of the OTHER reunion he's expected at.

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Wax Restaurant Reservation

Wed, 16 Jun 2021 15:32:57 +0000

Today, we’re pranking a guy who’s in his LAST WEEK working at a restaurant...So as a parting gift, his co-workers wanted us to call and make him as UNCOMFORTABLE as possible while making a reservation.

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Twerking Chicken

Mon, 14 Jun 2021 16:27:21 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, we call a guy who complained his delivery Chicken tasted a little funny a few days ago, and we believe we know exactly what happened to his meal before it got to him…

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Super Pretzel Lawsuit

Fri, 11 Jun 2021 16:18:18 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently finalized her divorce and while she thinks everything has been taken care of, there’s one important matter that we need to discuss with her… the Pretzel Maker.

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Happy Jalapeno Day

Thu, 10 Jun 2021 16:15:46 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is going to get the BEST customer service they’ve ever had. In fact, we’re going to be so good & helpful it’s going to be borderline annoying. Happy Jalapeño Day!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Pest Control Bro Rivalry

Wed, 09 Jun 2021 16:17:58 +0000

In today's brand new Phone Tap, Jose is calling to try and steal some business away from his own brother, an exterminator. This family is only big enough for one Pest Control Specialist!

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Phone Tap Podcast: Forever Surrogate

Fri, 28 May 2021 14:32:16 +0000

Jose calls a woman before their blind date tonight...Hopefully she doesn't mind he has a forever surrogate. What's a forever surrogate? Find out in the Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: The Ballad Of Randy

Thu, 27 May 2021 16:17:03 +0000

Kids names in 2021 are more outrageous than ever. So today, Brooke’s Phone Tapping an elementary school teacher saying that she’s furious that the whole school’s been mispronouncing her son’s name wrong all year long.

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Emojicons

Tue, 25 May 2021 15:42:38 +0000

Brooke calls a woman pretending to be her boyfriend's overbearing mother. They’ve never met before but Brooke has read their text conversations and she wants to learn all about those eggplant emojis they’ve been sending!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Loud Places

Mon, 24 May 2021 15:10:18 +0000

Brooke is calling restaurant to make a reservation, but thanks to some carefully placed background sounds we’re hoping to push the hostess completely over the edge before that can happen.

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Fridge Sale

Fri, 21 May 2021 14:32:38 +0000

Jose calls a store to confess that he's having buyer's remorse about his new fridge from them...He got such a deal on it that he feels GUILTY. The sale was TOO good, so he has some ideas to make things better!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Naughty Librarian

Thu, 20 May 2021 15:24:00 +0000

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Instacartastrophe

Fri, 14 May 2021 14:30:30 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wanted her groceries delivered, but with Jose on the job, she’ll probably be better off destroying them rather than eating them.

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Community College Problems

Thu, 13 May 2021 14:55:40 +0000

We’re calling admissions for a community college and Brooke is going to try and get some special treatment for her son, Jose, who is failing all of his classes...

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Almost First Class

Tue, 11 May 2021 15:32:37 +0000

We’re bumping today’s Phone Tap victim out of first class, but on the bright side he gets to try Brooke & Jeffrey’s new selection of “ALMOST First Class” options!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Kissing And Telling

Mon, 10 May 2021 14:52:05 +0000

We got an email from a Middle Schooler who wanted to set him mom up for a prank. He wanted us to tell his mom he got in trouble, not for the usual reasons though. Just COOL reasons.

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Airline Seating Surprise

Fri, 07 May 2021 13:00:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap Victim has an unwelcome surprise in store for her next flight, and today we’re calling from the airline to break the news!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Mr. Corn

Thu, 06 May 2021 14:49:47 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, Jeff is asking a woman out, but little does she know she's about to be speaking with a County Fair celebrity, Mr. Corn. We're trying to make things as awkward as possible!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: This Scam Is Not A Scam

Wed, 05 May 2021 14:21:33 +0000

A majority of all phone calls now are scammers, so in today’s Phone Tap we’re calling a guy and informing him right away this call is NOT a scam. Repeat: Not a scam.

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Display Toilet

Tue, 04 May 2021 14:39:51 +0000

Today's Phone Tap victim is on vacation and broke the toilet at their rental place. So Jose is going to call as the owner of the house to tell him he never should have used it, it’s just a “Display Toilet!”

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Smart Car Feedback

Mon, 03 May 2021 16:04:23 +0000

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Phone Tap: Make My Brulee

Fri, 30 Apr 2021 16:21:43 +0000

We were given an interesting challenge for today’s Phone Tap: Could we convince someone to do us a favor and make an entire recipe from scratch? Jose’s attempting it today and we’ll see how far he gets!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Retirement Brownies

Thu, 29 Apr 2021 14:35:40 +0000

Today's Phone Tap victim just visited his grandmother at a retirement home...All he was doing was bringing her some freshly baked goods, but now Brooke's accusing him of doing something ILLEGAL that affected ALL the seniors.

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Carbon Negative

Wed, 28 Apr 2021 14:22:06 +0000

We all can get a little frantic when stressed out, but today’s Phone Tap victim takes the cake. We’re calling her today to do what we do best: stress her out for no good reason.

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Phone Tap: Accounting Number Bros

Tue, 27 Apr 2021 14:16:46 +0000

One of the worst business decisions any company could make is hiring JOSE to run your finances. In today’s Phone Tap he’s a new accountant and calling the guy who used to have his job for some help.

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Phone Tap: Bumble Parrot

Fri, 23 Apr 2021 15:19:45 +0000

Jose is giving a call to his hot new Bumble match to introduce himself....With the help of his trusty and invasive parrot!

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Phone Tap: No Swimming In The Hot Tub

Thu, 22 Apr 2021 15:13:42 +0000

Jose is posing as a hot tub repair guy in your Phone Tap! There’s just one issue though, he’s a hot tub repair guy that’s terrified of hot tubs.

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Phone Tap: Quickster

Wed, 21 Apr 2021 14:34:00 +0000

A listener asked us to prank his roommate who keeps bringing girls from Tinder to their apartment. So we’re calling from Tinder HQ to go over his hookup history!

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Phone Tap: Robert The Horrible

Tue, 20 Apr 2021 14:43:45 +0000

Today's phone tap victim is a woman about to start a new job, and she’s going to get a rude awakening from her manager, “Robert the Horrible.”

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Twerk Academy

Mon, 19 Apr 2021 14:51:01 +0000

Today, we’re setting up a guy who gets jealous over how much attention his girlfriend gets at the gym. So we’ve sent our manliest man out for this job: Jeffrey...It's about to be a full on BRO WAR.

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Psychic Party Tricks

Thu, 08 Apr 2021 14:36:50 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is expecting a psychic to come to her company’s holiday party, but their usual medium isn't available. So this year, she’s getting our very own Brooke Fox… and she has some troubling visions…

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Phone Tap: Clover Fake Sick

Wed, 07 Apr 2021 14:16:21 +0000

If you think you can fake sick and get away with it you’re wrong! Your company might hire us to send ex-special forces sergeant ‘Clover’ to get to the bottom of it!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Please Hold

Tue, 06 Apr 2021 15:49:13 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap Victim left a complaint with a department store and today we’re not just calling her back with one customer service rep, but two! That should be helpful, right?

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Kanye Hotel

Mon, 05 Apr 2021 14:35:56 +0000

Jeff is getting help from an A-List CELEBRITY in today's Phone Tap! He's pranking a woman who started her first week at a hotel front desk job... And this is a reservation like NO other!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: 5G Fridge

Fri, 02 Apr 2021 15:05:00 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is the lucky random person who got selected for his apartment to get a 5G upgrade! But once Brooke tells him what that really means… he might want to move out instead....

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Phone Tap: April Fools At The Bank

Thu, 01 Apr 2021 14:52:16 +0000

Happy April Fools day! Today’s Phone Tap victim simply wants to resolve an issue with their bank, but Jose is on high alert for pranks. You can’t prank us if we’re pranking you first!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Trapped In The Escape Room

Wed, 31 Mar 2021 14:55:18 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim works at an Escape Room and Jeff is calling after he wandered off and got himself stuck in a place that’s DEFINITELY not part of the Escape Room experience...

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Customer Service Training

Tue, 30 Mar 2021 14:55:45 +0000

Jeff and Jose are teaming up for a dual Phone Tap and we’re going to make today’s Phone Tap victim regret they ever called for customer service.

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Hyper Grape

Mon, 29 Mar 2021 14:28:27 +0000

Jose calls a woman who works at a vending machine company and her biggest nightmare is about to come true... Jose is going to confess his love for the ENERGY DRINKS they’ve been providing. Over… and over… and over again…

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Boss Comedy

Fri, 26 Mar 2021 14:52:20 +0000

Brooke is calling a new employee, and she's ready to be the COOL BOSS! She's confident that she's the funniest person in the office and can prove it!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Voided Jacket Warranty

Thu, 25 Mar 2021 14:39:56 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim had a lifetime warranty on a jacket he purchased. Now he wants to return it, but his wife asked us to make his experience as DIFFICULT as possible.

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Picky Eater

Wed, 24 Mar 2021 14:36:14 +0000

It’s time for Social Media Coordinator Alexis’ first ever Phone Tap! Today she’s calling a blind date and while he has tons of suggestions for places for them to eat, she can always seem to find a problem with every single one of them.

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Domination Pizza

Mon, 22 Mar 2021 15:15:30 +0000

It's a Jose and Jeff dual Phone Tap! One of our listeners asked us to prank her manager at a pizza shop with the most UNCOMFORTABLE pizza order of all time!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Computer Zoo

Fri, 19 Mar 2021 15:24:54 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently dropped off his laptop to be repaired. He’s a little worried about his information being stolen, but Jose is actually going to do much, more worse to it instead.

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Financial Literacy

Thu, 18 Mar 2021 14:48:51 +0000

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Psychic Dentist

Wed, 17 Mar 2021 14:46:09 +0000

Brooke and Jeff are teaming up for a dual Phone Tap! Their victim is anxious for his dentist appointment and they're going to turn that anxiety UP to 11!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Conspiracy Landlord

Tue, 16 Mar 2021 14:20:17 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is about to learn his new landlord is a big-time conspiracy theorist. From the apartment TV's to vending machines... NOTHING is trustworthy!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Raccoon Rescue

Fri, 12 Mar 2021 17:01:36 +0000

Today's Phone Tap victim just got rid of a raccoon infestation in his home... But the city found out he evicted those lil' guys and it's time he feels the WRATH of Parks and Rec Supervisor, Brooke!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: I Edited Your Wedding Photos

Thu, 11 Mar 2021 16:12:42 +0000

Jose calls a woman who is waiting on the final edits of the photos from her wedding day. Lucky for her, Jose stepped in at the last second and made some last-minute changes to the biggest day of her life!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Bank Chef

Wed, 10 Mar 2021 17:16:11 +0000

Multitasking is usually a good thing. But when you’re trying to make just a quick call, and it sounds like your banker is making a 4 course meal on the other line… it’s not.

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Thanks For The Winning Ticket

Tue, 09 Mar 2021 17:04:38 +0000

Jose calls a guy who has been trying really hard to win the lottery and lets him know if he’s finally won the big one....

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Childhood Late Fees

Mon, 08 Mar 2021 16:50:35 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is being haunted by something from her past… specifically Librarian Brooke, who is coming to collect on late fees for an overdue book from 20 years ago.

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Gentle Talking Construction Worker

Mon, 01 Mar 2021 16:52:24 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is one of the most polite people we’ve ever pranked... He NEVER swears, he just won't do it, but Jeffrey is going to try his hardest to get the guy to curse it out, no matter what it takes.

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Phone Tap PODCAST: The Ad Pharmacist

Wed, 24 Feb 2021 17:06:31 +0000

Today's Phone Tap victim just wants to fill his prescription over the phone, but Brooke has a different remedy for his ailments: Ads, Ads, and more Ads!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Typewriter Claims Adjuster

Tue, 23 Feb 2021 16:23:23 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim simply needs a claims adjuster to handle her insurance paperwork, but she got Jose and his rusty, trusty typewriter instead!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: I Deleted Everything

Fri, 19 Feb 2021 16:34:12 +0000

Today, Jose pretended to be a new hire of an accounting firm...Who accidentally deleted an entire company’s database! YEARS worth of information gone FOREVER, safe to say they're not happy!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Lady Zipperty

Tue, 16 Feb 2021 16:20:37 +0000

Jeff is being thrown in the middle of an ON-GOING neighbor FEUD! Just the mention of a lawyer has today's Phone Tap victim FURIOUS.

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Enhancement Powder Package

Mon, 15 Feb 2021 17:03:06 +0000

Today's Phone Tap Victim did NOT order anything online and is NOT expecting any packages...But Jose's going to try to convince him otherwise. Once you hear what's being delivered you'll realize why this man is REFUSING to accept it!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Sad Dog

Fri, 12 Feb 2021 16:39:21 +0000

Today's Phone Tap Victim is being pranked by his co-worker! First, a picture was stolen off his desk at work... And now Brooke "from HR" is calling to explain exactly WHAT happened to that photo....

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Bro Interrupted

Thu, 11 Feb 2021 16:40:18 +0000

Jeff and Jose teamed up for a DUAL Phone Tap! Jeff has a very important phone interview and his brother Jose can't take a hint to stay off the landline!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Your New Wedding Coordinator

Wed, 10 Feb 2021 16:55:24 +0000

Today Jeff is phone tapping a woman just days before her wedding and introducing himself as her brand new Wedding Coordinator! He's in charge now and has some TERRIBLE ideas....

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Rolando's Valentines Day

Mon, 08 Feb 2021 16:14:26 +0000

Who better to help with your Valentine's Day gifts than Jose's character, Rolando! He's a true man of romance and is offering his services in today's Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: The Magic Of 11

Fri, 05 Feb 2021 17:07:01 +0000

Today's Phone Tap victim was set up by his best friend who he's mad at...We're going to lighten the mood with a Phone Tap... Will it work? Or will it backfire and ruin their friendship forever?!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Quavo Coins

Thu, 04 Feb 2021 16:12:54 +0000

Cryptocurrencies are becoming more and more popular and today’s Phone Tap victim is going to have learn our own MADE UP currency to pay his rent! Should be easy for a CRANKY dude in his 40's right?

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Hobo Bonfire

Wed, 03 Feb 2021 16:55:05 +0000

Putting your old RV up for sale on the internet is the perfect trap for weirdos.... Like Jose! He's taking over the RV and today's Phone Tap Victim is about to become EXTREMELY frustrated with her husband!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Video Games

Tue, 02 Feb 2021 17:02:11 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is obsessed with video games, and we’re using that against him by telling him he’s BANNED from our servers for being just plain BAD at them!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Smart Fridge Needs Love

Mon, 01 Feb 2021 17:03:58 +0000

Smart Appliances are so advanced that Smart Fridges have feelings now! Deep feelings… and today’s Phone Tap victim has a fridge that DESPERATELY wants her attention!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Pizza Insurance

Fri, 29 Jan 2021 16:27:02 +0000

You never know what could happen to your pizza during delivery, that’s why in today’s Phone Tap we’re offering a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for Pizza Insurance!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Baby Influencer

Thu, 28 Jan 2021 16:42:33 +0000

Jeff's calling a stage mom who's been waiting for her baby's BIG BREAK, and today is the day he becomes an INFLUENCER! Just wait until she hears all of his endorsement choices!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: No Pairs

Wed, 27 Jan 2021 17:06:18 +0000

Jose needs to make a slight CHANGE to his hotel reservation.... But things go off the rails pretty quickly...No hotel staff has had a challenge quite like this....

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Shingle Mingle

Tue, 26 Jan 2021 17:04:52 +0000

Brooke calls a guy who's BIGGEST PERK of his new home is the empty lot next to his house...But the Home Owner’s Association has some weird, elderly and arguably ILLEGAL ideas for what to do with this land!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Apartment Maintenance

Mon, 25 Jan 2021 16:40:12 +0000

Jeff poses a landlord and calls a tenant who's waited WEEKS for her toilet paper holder to get fixed... Good news is he'll fix it, bad news is he's kicking her out for a lengthy renovation!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Barbershop Onetet

Fri, 22 Jan 2021 17:13:55 +0000

We're UN-inviting someone to a wedding in the worst way we know how: musically, with Jose’s new Barbershop OneTet!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Video Attire

Thu, 21 Jan 2021 16:23:01 +0000

Today's Phone Tap Victim is getting called out for her inappropriate "Zoom etiquette!" Her co-workers have filed complaints and Brooke poses as HR to lay down the law!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Office Kisses

Wed, 20 Jan 2021 16:17:45 +0000

Jeff is onboarding a new employee to the office. We hope he’s ready for some team-building activities, and by team-building we mean Inter-Office Kissing Train!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Bumper Sticker

Tue, 19 Jan 2021 16:30:30 +0000

Brooke calls a woman who believes she’s a PERFECT neighbor...But now that we’ve moved to the area, we’re ready to start some beef! Who's ready to feel the WRATH of Brooke?

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Ski Lodge Tree Accident

Fri, 15 Jan 2021 16:24:42 +0000

Today's Phone Tap Victim recently got in a skiing accident that his friends know he's extremely EMBARRASSED about....So of course when they asked us to PILE ON and not let him live it down, we said yes!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Doggy Daycare

Thu, 14 Jan 2021 16:41:03 +0000

Jeff's calling a dog mom with some serious COMPLAINTS about her pup's behavior...Watch out, his bark is just as bad as his bite!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Rolando Subway

Wed, 13 Jan 2021 16:57:19 +0000

Every one deserves a sandwich made by a true ARTIST at least once in their life. Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants some lunch but he’s getting a brilliant sandwich from Jose’s character “Rolando.”

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Phone Tap PODCAST: College Donation

Mon, 11 Jan 2021 16:49:58 +0000

Jeffrey gets to pretend to be one of the most ANNOYING people on earth: a solicitor for donations from your old university! But today, he's taking things up a notch!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Prioritize

Fri, 08 Jan 2021 16:56:51 +0000

Now that vaccines are rolling out, Brooke is calling an office manager who just wants some answers for his employees about when they’ll get it. Spoiler alert: She’s not very helpful.

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Phone Tap PODCAST: You Hate The Planet

Thu, 07 Jan 2021 16:46:30 +0000

We've been warned that today's Phone Tap victim is a bit of a HOT HEAD... She refuses to carpool to work, and Jeff has one big question for her... "Why do you hate the planet?!"

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Big Rick's Auto Insurance

Wed, 06 Jan 2021 16:27:25 +0000

Jose is tackling the insurance game today by handling his FIRST claim! He doesn't know much about insurance.... But he has other PRICELESS offers in mind for his client on the phone!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: I Can't Tell You That

Tue, 05 Jan 2021 16:35:23 +0000

Imagine being in an interview for your dream job....But you can't answer a SINGLE question! We guarantee you haven't FAILED an interview worse than Jeffrey did in today's Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Drone Lights

Mon, 04 Jan 2021 16:24:14 +0000

In today's brand new Phone Tap, Jose calls a guy who booked a company to install Christmas lights around his house. Long story short, things did NOT go well and he’s looking at THOUSANDS of dollars in damages.

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Possum Adoption

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 16:18:18 +0000

Jeffrey calls a guy who thinks he’s adopting a cat from the shelter, but instead of a furry friend, he’s getting “Lucifer” the rabid possum.

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Declutterer

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 18:25:35 +0000

Brooke calls a guy who hired a decluttering service to clean up his place while he was out of town.... They went SLIGHTLY OVERBOARD when throwing out things and he might be missing a few items now!

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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2020: #1 Double Couples Counseling

Fri, 11 Dec 2020 16:36:32 +0000

We've officially made it to the END of our countdown...It's time for our #1 BEST Phone Tap of 2020! Brooke & Jeff posed as a husband and wife couples counseling team... Two therapists for the price of one, what could go wrong?!

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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2020: #2 Cartel Coffee

Thu, 10 Dec 2020 16:24:11 +0000

We’re counting down the TOP 10 Phone Taps of 2020, today we have #2....Jose is putting on his reporter hat and ambushing a coffee shop owner about some rumors of a BEAN SCANDAL!

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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2020: #3 Coffee Shop Typo

Wed, 09 Dec 2020 17:19:30 +0000

We’re counting down the TOP 10 Phone Taps of 2020, today we have #3… Jose and Brooke teamed up for a dual Phone Tap and worked together to prank an unsuspecting coffee shop customer…

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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2020: #4 Clover Does A Corn Maze

Tue, 08 Dec 2020 16:29:36 +0000

We’re counting down the TOP 10 Phone Taps of 2020, today we have #4… Clover's dug himself deep into a corn maze where he's HIDING... It'll take the entire army to get him out!

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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2020: #5 Stuck In A Vending Machine

Mon, 07 Dec 2020 17:00:22 +0000

We’re counting down the TOP 10 Phone Taps of 2020, today we have #5…Jeff calls a vending machine owner to confess he messed up on the job... He needs help getting OUT of this machine!!

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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2020: #6 30 Percent Cousin

Fri, 04 Dec 2020 17:04:15 +0000

We’re counting down the TOP 10 Phone Taps of 2020, today we have #6…Brooke calls a man who recently took an at home DNA test and his results are in...But she has to tell him something VERY CONCERNING about his ancestry!

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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2020: #7 Chef Can't Cook Eggs

Thu, 03 Dec 2020 16:14:45 +0000

We’re counting down the TOP 10 Phone Taps of 2020, today we have #7... Jose calls the owner of a diner while he’s away on vacation. As soon as he left, Jose was hired as the head chef and things are going HORRIBLY WRONG!

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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2020: #8 To Catch A Cheater

Wed, 02 Dec 2020 16:44:25 +0000

We’re counting down the TOP 10 Phone Taps of 2020, today we have #8…. Jeff is catching a CHEATER! One of our listeners is suspicious of her husband and has Amazon receipts proving he's up to no good.

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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2020: #9 Dope Tikulitus

Tue, 01 Dec 2020 16:48:58 +0000

We’re counting down the TOP 10 Phone Taps of 2020, today we have #9…. Jose calls a pharmacist to put a little fun in her day... He has UNIQUE condition he needs help with...We know she's NEVER heard of this before.. Because WE MADE IT UP!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: SOAP Automated System

Mon, 30 Nov 2020 16:28:15 +0000

We're counting down the TOP 10 Phone Taps of 2020, today we have #10.... Brooke installed a truth- telling robot on one man's phone, and it's time we test it out!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Turkey Problems

Wed, 25 Nov 2020 17:06:45 +0000

In today's Thanksgiving Phone Tap, Jose calls a guy who rented out his place on Air BnB for the holiday weekend and he's in desperate need of assistance. What's the perfect way to tell someone that you got stuck INSIDE a turkey?

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Company Nickname

Mon, 23 Nov 2020 16:56:47 +0000

Today's Phone Tap Victim is getting initiated into his new job with his own personal nickname.. Specially picked by Young Jeffrey!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Pest Control

Fri, 20 Nov 2020 16:47:25 +0000

Jose poses as a pest control worker who turns out to be a bigger problem than the pests.... Let's just say he's the LAST person you want in charge of removing CREEPY CRAWLERS from your home!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Goodwill

Thu, 19 Nov 2020 16:46:24 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a frequent clothes donator and Brooke calls to break the news that her “style” just isn’t nice enough for Goodwill, and her "help" is no longer wanted!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Business Strategy Freakout

Wed, 18 Nov 2020 16:15:54 +0000

Not every Phone Tap Victim handles things well... Jeffrey’s call spiraled out of control right away and to say this guy was FURIOUS is an understatement…

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Beauty Rats

Tue, 17 Nov 2020 16:40:58 +0000

Today's Phone Tap Victim is about to find out her NEW beauty products have the WORST side effects of all time...Hopefully she hasn't used them yet.....

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Phone Tap: Auto Auction

Fri, 13 Nov 2020 16:46:33 +0000

Today's Phone Tap Victim was set up by his EX-WIFE... She told us how emotionally attached he was to his CAR, so of course we had it donated to charity!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: I Lost Your Laptop

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 16:23:17 +0000

Jose poses as a delivery driver and calls a guy who's been waiting weeks for his new laptop to be delivered... Well he's about to find out it's been LOST...And that's just the beginning of the bad news!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Appraisal Accident

Fri, 06 Nov 2020 16:48:51 +0000

If you’re getting a family heirloom appraised the LAST person you want doing it is Jose... He got his hands on a Babe Ruth signed baseball and there might have been a little accident…

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Lost Bags

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 16:24:51 +0000

Today’s Phone Tap victim lost her luggage TWO WEEKS ago and today we get to call and tell her we FOUND IT... In another country!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Workplace Talk

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 16:30:56 +0000

In honor of his 5-year work anniversary, one guy's coworkers set him up to be pranked by our very own Brooke Fox!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Bag Boy Boobies

Tue, 03 Nov 2020 16:40:08 +0000

If there’s one lesson to take from today's call it’s this: BEWARE of any scandalous photos on your phone’s camera roll and protect them at all costs…

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Coffee Shop Typo

Mon, 02 Nov 2020 16:13:15 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, Jose and Brooke teamed up to prank a coffee shop customer.... An employee is getting fired and it's all because of her!!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Clover Does A Corn Maze

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 15:20:00 +0000

Ex-Special Forces member “Clover” is back for a Halloween Phone Tap today! He’s dug himself deep into a corn maze where he's HIDING... It'll take the entire army to get him out!

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Phone Tap: Halloweenie

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 14:36:04 +0000

It's a special Halloween Phone Tap! Today’s victim got some surprising news that he didn’t expect about his wife and we couldn’t tell if he was more confused, angry, or TURNED ON?!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Ghost Poops

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 16:38:02 +0000

Brooke calls a guy who recently bought a new home but he skimped on one important thing: Ghost Inspection. And this place is crawling with them!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Rolando's Halloween Party

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 14:12:53 +0000

Jose's Phone Tap character, "Rolando" is back! He's throwing a SENSUAL Halloween soiree and calls his neighbor to officially invite him!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Redbox

Mon, 26 Oct 2020 14:31:56 +0000

Brooke calls a guy who forgot to return a DVD to a Redbox and now those fines are catching up to him in a BIG way. It’s downright criminal…

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Super Real Estate

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 14:42:28 +0000

Jeff calls a real estate agent posing as BATMAN to try and find a new place...Specifically, a LAIR. Superheroes needs real estate help too!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Apple Support

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 14:20:22 +0000

Brooke calls a woman who uses “Siri” on her iPhone way too much, so we’re putting a LIMIT on her Siri usage. We’re Apple and we can do that!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Prison Favor

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 14:38:17 +0000

Jose calls from jail and is desperate for the one guy who picks up the phone to not hang up on Jose’s ONE phone call. How far will one man go for an alleged felon that he doesn’t know?

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Double Couples Counseling

Thu, 15 Oct 2020 14:16:36 +0000

In our first ever DUAL Phone Tap, Brooke AND Jeff call posing as a husband and wife couples counseling team... Two therapists for the price of one, what can go wrong?!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: You're The New Teacher

Wed, 14 Oct 2020 14:44:10 +0000

Brooke poses as a teacher and calls a mom who's done an INCREDIBLE job with Zoom classes....In fact, she's so great that now she's in charge of the ENTIRE class!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: RFF

Mon, 12 Oct 2020 15:25:18 +0000

Brooke calls a woman to give her some test results from the doctor... She showed serious symptoms of "RFF," and is about to find out what that means!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Washer Dryer Auction

Fri, 09 Oct 2020 14:47:06 +0000

Jose calls a woman who’s selling her appliances online...He’s ready to negotiate and his “best offer” is no where close to what she had in mind.

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Sleep Study

Thu, 08 Oct 2020 14:15:05 +0000

Jeff calls a guy who's been having trouble sleeping lately, so he participated in a sleep study... Well, his results are back, and it turns out he has a serious case of "TRIPLE S".....

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Phone Tap PODCAST: KUWTK

Wed, 07 Oct 2020 14:50:58 +0000

With Keeping Up with the Kardashian's show ending, the world needs a new reality TV star...Brooke calls the PERFECT candidate to see how far she's willing to go to become famous!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Insurance Trailers

Tue, 06 Oct 2020 14:47:57 +0000

Jose poses as an insurance agent calling a woman who was in a car accident...She needs help with her car, but Jose is more focused on finding the woman of his dreams.

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Millennial Assist

Mon, 05 Oct 2020 15:31:55 +0000

Jeffrey started a new service that teaches young people all the things their parents never taught them...He just needs some credit card information to get started!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Budget Cuts

Fri, 02 Oct 2020 14:54:44 +0000

Brooke poses as HR and calls a guy to break the news on the NEW POLICY CHANGES happening at his work...Things are about to get really uncomfortable in the office!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Clover's Flower Shop

Thu, 01 Oct 2020 14:16:06 +0000

"CLOVER" is back! He's an ex-special forces agent played by Jose! He's calling a flower shop to warn them about HIS new flower store down the street...That's right, he's taking ALL their customers!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: DMV Photo Challenge

Wed, 30 Sep 2020 15:14:26 +0000

Brooke calls from the DMV to tell a guy he took the WORST driver's license photo of ALL TIME... He has NO choice but to get it redone because it's THAT bad!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: To Catch A Cheater (Amazon)

Tue, 29 Sep 2020 14:38:55 +0000

Jeff is catching a CHEATER in today's Phone Tap! One of our listeners is suspicious of her husband and has Amazon receipts to prove it!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Eastside Creamy Boyz

Fri, 25 Sep 2020 15:02:10 +0000

Jose was challenged by a listener to Phone Tap his girlfriend with only one piece of information...That she doesn't like VANILLA ice cream. And from that came the the Eastside Creamy Boyz!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Our Social Media Sucks, Okurrr?

Thu, 24 Sep 2020 14:33:23 +0000

Brooke calls a woman who thinks she accepted the job of a lifetime... But before her first day, she's about to be SHOCKED by a new manager who wants to CHANGE everything!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Cartel Coffee

Tue, 22 Sep 2020 14:13:28 +0000

Jose poses as an investigative reporter who's heard about a JUICY SCANDAL... And he's calling a local business owner DEMANDING answers!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Dumber Plumber

Fri, 18 Sep 2020 14:40:41 +0000

Jose calls a man who's in DESPERATE need of a plumber... But Jose's forte isn't fixing problems...He's better at making small ones REALLY big!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Job Interview

Thu, 17 Sep 2020 14:15:20 +0000

Jeff calls a man who's parents want him to move out of the house, but he's been waiting for the day he becomes a reality TV STAR....So Jeff is about to make BOTH dreams come true!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Amazing Emily's Artwork

Wed, 16 Sep 2020 15:01:47 +0000

Brooke calls the mom of a young artist...She believes this 5 year-old could be the next PICASSO! But will her mom believe it?

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Plant Parent

Mon, 14 Sep 2020 15:55:22 +0000

Brooke calls a woman who recently purchased a lot of plants from a nursery and accuses of her being the worst thing you can be... A BAD PLANT PARENT!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Tina Fey Likes Peanut Butter

Thu, 10 Sep 2020 14:50:59 +0000

Brooke calls a man who's been falling asleep at work... He's about to find out that his co-workers filed complaints about the dirty little SECRETS he's been sharing when he SLEEP TALKS!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Mr. International Goes To The Bookstore

Fri, 04 Sep 2020 14:28:47 +0000

Jose poses as the newest employee of a bookstore... He calls the owner, telling him his idea of "work"... That's what happens when you hire "MR.INTERNATIONAL!!"

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Janitor Fight

Thu, 03 Sep 2020 14:27:09 +0000

Jeffrey calls a mother to tell her that her son got in trouble at school... But he has the perfect idea for a punishment... Janitor FIGHTS!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Rolando Photoshoot

Wed, 02 Sep 2020 14:43:31 +0000

Jose is back as the smooth-talking Latin lover... Rolando!! He's calling a photography studio to book a photo session...Hopefully they're okay with his "SPECIAL FRIENDS" tagging along!!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Playdate With Brooke

Tue, 01 Sep 2020 16:46:47 +0000

Brooke calls the mother of an elementary school girl to set up a playdate with her little boy... Emphasis on the word DATE... It's never too young to get started!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Surprise! Your Dress is Ruined

Mon, 31 Aug 2020 15:12:36 +0000

Jose is calling a bride-to-be with updates on her dress alterations... It's time to break the news that he put a HOLE in it. Nothing a little denim patchwork can't fix!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Dump Truck Changes

Thu, 27 Aug 2020 09:00:00 +0000

Jose calls a man who's been filing noise complaints about his neighborhood garbage truck... And he's got some creative solutions to stop the noise!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Ex-Wife Advice

Tue, 25 Aug 2020 09:00:00 +0000

Brooke is calling a newly engaged woman and pretending to be the ex-wife of her future husband... She has a lot of SERIOUS warnings to pass on!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Green Zone

Fri, 21 Aug 2020 14:47:24 +0000

Brooke poses as an employee from the city construction department... She calls a man who already hates the city permit laws... But he's about to get a lot angrier when he finds out his yard is a "green zone!"

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Phone Tap PODCAST: So You Want Cheaper Rent, Huh?

Thu, 20 Aug 2020 14:31:46 +0000

Jeff calls a woman who recently emailed her landlord asking for a rent reduction... Which he's giving her! But she's about to find out that with less rent comes less apartment...

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Live Hold Music

Wed, 19 Aug 2020 15:16:14 +0000

Jose calls a woman who's credit card has been hacked recently... She's wants urgent help but may be upset by the NOT so serious customer service she's about to get!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: One For One Policy

Tue, 18 Aug 2020 14:54:24 +0000

Jeff calls a man who bought shoes from a company that donates a pair for every pair they sell....But this man has RETURNED his shoes and it's HIS fault we have to take the donated pair back!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Ray Flambay Interview

Fri, 14 Aug 2020 14:35:16 +0000

Jose has a new character, Ray Flambay, a former celebrity chef who is looking for a COMEBACK! Today, he's calling a restaurant that's hiring!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Stuck In A Vending Machine

Thu, 13 Aug 2020 14:17:30 +0000

Jeff is in the middle of re-stocking a vending machine when he gets himself into a situation.... He's calling the owner and is DESPERATE for help in this really really weird situation!!!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Scrabble Cheater

Wed, 12 Aug 2020 14:37:19 +0000

Brooke is calling a woman who's distant relative passed away... He left something in his will for her...But she can ONLY get it if she admits to something from her past!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Bad Zoo

Tue, 11 Aug 2020 14:46:27 +0000

Jeff is calling a zoo employee who's heard every complaint possible... Which is why we need to give him something NEW! Jeff's ready to rattle him with some feedback and UNIQUE ways to improve the zoo!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Clover The Nanny

Mon, 10 Aug 2020 14:32:54 +0000

Would you trust a special forces agent with a baby?? Jose's newest character, "Clover," is an Ex-military special ops guy who takes NANNYING just as serious as defusing a bomb!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Bowling Alley Fees

Wed, 05 Aug 2020 14:51:39 +0000

Digital Jake does his first Phone Tap today! He's calling a woman who accidentally took her rental bowling shoes home with her...She's about to find out there will be FEES & CONSEQUENCES!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Grandpa Door

Tue, 04 Aug 2020 14:42:32 +0000

Jeffrey is calling an AirBnB renter to ask how his first night in the home was... He's curious if he heard any strange noises... Or if he noticed that he's not alone...There's someone else staying there that hopefully doesn't get in his way!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Mechanic Shop

Mon, 03 Aug 2020 16:00:39 +0000

Jose is calling a a man who dropped off his car for an inspection... He has to let him know a small INCIDENT happened during the process... And it's going to be a while before it's fixed!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Expert Dream Analysis

Thu, 30 Jul 2020 14:17:12 +0000

Jeff is calling a woman who's been having strange dreams and is looking for some help... He's going to interpret them and tell her the TRUE meaning behind them to put her at ease... Or not!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Rolando Met Your Mom On Tinder

Wed, 29 Jul 2020 14:47:22 +0000

Jose is calling a guy who's mom just started dating again... He's posing a "Rolando"... Her new hunky, smooth talking man who wants to introduce himself to his future step- son!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Hello Fresh

Tue, 28 Jul 2020 14:11:58 +0000

Brooke is showing her mean side today and judging a man for his eating habits... In fact, she's so concerned by what he orders that she's taking things into her own hands!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Delivery Interview

Mon, 27 Jul 2020 15:22:51 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, Jeff is interviewing for a new job... But the interviewer is going to be the nervous one when she hears what's going on in the background!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Sperm Return

Fri, 24 Jul 2020 14:51:29 +0000

Brooke calls a man who made a donation at a fertility clinic... He thought he was making some quick cash... But there's some jarring news about his sample!!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Football Coach

Thu, 23 Jul 2020 14:09:09 +0000

Jeffrey calls a youth football coach after parents complained the sport was too dangerous and aggressive... He has some new rules that are SAFE and kid-friendly that he's sure the coach will love!!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: 30 Percent Cousin

Wed, 22 Jul 2020 14:58:24 +0000

Brooke is calling a man who did an at home DNA test to give him a warning...His results are in, but there's something VERY concerning about his ancestry! Hear it in the Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Chef Can't Cook

Fri, 17 Jul 2020 14:58:00 +0000

Jose is calling the owner of a diner that is away on vacation. When he left, Jose got hired... And things are going HORRIBLY WRONG!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: My Bestie

Fri, 10 Jul 2020 14:00:00 +0000

Jeffrey calls a girl posing as her boyfriends co-worker...He's become GREAT friends with her boyfriend and wants to tell her just HOW close they are. Now just needs her permission... To become his BESTIE!

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Phone Tap Podcast: Rug Baby

Tue, 07 Jul 2020 14:25:51 +0000

It's Brooke's FIRST EVER Phone Tap! Today, she calls a guy who hired a home cleaning service...But while he was out someone gave birth on his floor...

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Phone Tap PODCAST: We'll Do Anything

Thu, 02 Jul 2020 14:53:08 +0000

Jubal poses as a customer service rep to call a guy that left his internet provider a few months ago, he will do anything to get him back... and he means ANYTHING.

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Probe Yourself

Wed, 01 Jul 2020 14:41:21 +0000

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Phone Tap PODCAST: My Daughter Ain't Beyonce

Tue, 30 Jun 2020 14:28:50 +0000

Jubal calls a dance school teacher to confront her about something she told his daughter...It's lead to some MAJOR problems in their household...And she needs to fix it before things get out of hand.

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Phone Tap PODCAST: I Did It In Your Hotel

Mon, 29 Jun 2020 15:34:15 +0000

Jubal calls a hotel concierge, to tell him details about his recent visit at the hotel... And even though they never met, he hopes that he left a lasting impression...Hear it in the Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Boob Job Fat Swap

Fri, 26 Jun 2020 14:24:50 +0000

One listeners boyfriend has dropped more than a few hints about how she should get a boob job. Jubal calls in as her doctor and tells her boyfriend about some new, modern day methods to get the boob job that would make EVERYONE happy.

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Princeton Admissions

Thu, 25 Jun 2020 14:48:48 +0000

Today’s listener submitted her application to an Ivy League school and we can only IMAGINE the stress she’s going through… But Jubal has a few BONUS questions that she needs to answer before being considered for admission!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Pastor Dave Fills In

Wed, 24 Jun 2020 14:11:20 +0000

Pastor Dave calls a church and tells them that he will be filling in for service this upcoming Sunday... And although he has a pure heart, he has a DIRTY mouth.

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Ham Train

Tue, 23 Jun 2020 14:12:27 +0000

Turkey, turkey, turkey. Everyone these days is only concerned with turkey! Jubal isn't happy about how hard it is to find HAM so he takes his anger out on this grocery store deli clerk in this Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Hooked on Books

Mon, 22 Jun 2020 15:51:22 +0000

Jubal calls a librarian.. And he's not calling about a late book fine or how their shelves are organized... He has a very specific problem that needs to be addressed IMMEDIATELY. Hear it in the Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Spanky Pants

Fri, 19 Jun 2020 14:09:22 +0000

One woman hit it off with a guy over a few drinks last week, and most of their conversation is a blur now... So Jubal poses as that guy to remind her EXACTLY what she said... And let's just say this is the worst one-night stand you could have!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Buy My Kids

Thu, 18 Jun 2020 14:04:51 +0000

Jubal calls a young lady who just began babysitting for a family. Up until this point, she’s only interacted with the mom, and that’s all about to change…because “daddy’s” about to call with a very intriguing business proposition!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Big Head

Wed, 17 Jun 2020 15:38:41 +0000

A woman was recently told by her eye doctor that she needs glasses for the first time in her life. So she picked out a pair that she liked, and the company sent out the order... And it's arrived! There's just one problem...

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Nocturnal Suckling Syndrome

Tue, 16 Jun 2020 16:59:25 +0000

Jubal calls a guy who recently completed a sleep study at a nearby medical clinic. He’s been complaining to his friends and family about being tired all the time, and has been waiting to hear the results...Hear more in the Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: You Can't "Legally" Say That

Mon, 15 Jun 2020 14:51:10 +0000

Jubal calls a guy to tell him that EVERYTHING he's been doing at his job is completely wrong... and it's not just Jubal's personal opinion, it's a legal thing... And you can't argue with the law!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: The Overthrow

Thu, 11 Jun 2020 14:25:31 +0000

Jubal calls as a talent agent to offer a guy a spot on a BRAND NEW reality TV show. The premise of the show is simple: OVERTAKE NORTH KOREA. That's it, good luck.

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Flirty Apparel

Wed, 10 Jun 2020 14:46:03 +0000

Jubal calls a woman who works at a men's clothing store... Her coworkers are constantly annoyed that she won't stop flirting with customers... So, Jubal's goal is to see JUST HOW FAR her flirtation will go!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Foot Weirdo

Tue, 09 Jun 2020 14:24:31 +0000

Jubal calls a shoe salesman to talk about why his wife came home GLOWING... He touched her feet and Jubal is NOT happy about it. Hear more in the Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Troller Coaster

Mon, 08 Jun 2020 15:28:07 +0000

We called a woman that's wedding is soon, and the band she hired to perform at the reception just cancelled...Shes DESPERATE for help. Luckily, Jubal knows the perfect FILL IN! Hear more in the Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Butter Me Up

Fri, 05 Jun 2020 15:03:53 +0000

Jubal rented one of those high end cameras and a few lights… And unfortunately, he got himself into a bit of a “situation” doing his home photo shoot. He calls up the rental company... Hopefully the guy on the other line can help!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Deliver My Package

Thu, 04 Jun 2020 15:00:25 +0000

Jubal needs to get a SPECIAL package through airport security... He's about to see if one airline employee is dedicated enough to their job to follow his shady instruction... After all.. she doesn't know what's in this box....

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Bingo Con

Wed, 03 Jun 2020 14:18:46 +0000

Jubal calls a woman who just won the GRAND PRIZE at a Bingo Hall the other night… the thing is… he KNOWS that she cheated. He doesn’t know HOW, but he needs that prize back. And we’ll just say… She. Goes. Nuts.

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Vending Machine Ripoff

Tue, 02 Jun 2020 14:34:29 +0000

Jubal calls a woman who wants her money back...She feels like she’s been WRONGED by the company vending machine too many times! Good thing he's got a few solutions for her... Hear it in the Phone Tap.

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Obando Columbia

Mon, 01 Jun 2020 15:08:24 +0000

No one enjoys calls from automated voices to confirm appointments... So we brought in our OWN voice robot to help a man who is making reservations. Listen in the Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: New Company Dress Code

Fri, 29 May 2020 14:07:31 +0000

It's no secret that most people really hate company dress codes... Most people just murmur about their discontent under their own breath... But the guy in today's Phone Tap is ready to speak up about it!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: HMG

Thu, 28 May 2020 14:31:16 +0000

Jubal calls a guest who has made MULTIPLE calls to confirm her hotel reservation and informs her that due to her high maintenance habits... She and her entire wedding party will be TAKEN OFF of the reservation list!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Dark Web Fairytales

Wed, 27 May 2020 14:14:55 +0000

A lady who is tired of dating losers and weirdos is set up with Craig, the author of dark children books... pretty freaky stuff... Check out how their pre-date phone conversation went on your Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Worst Car Mechanic Ever

Tue, 26 May 2020 14:59:39 +0000

Jubal calls a woman who recently brought her car into the mechanic for a simple fix... The problem is that every time he fixes one thing another gets broken. Hear her reaction in today's Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Shop Till You Drop

Thu, 21 May 2020 14:19:59 +0000

Jubal poses as a customer rep from a clothing company telling a shopper that she is invited to be the very FIRST customer of a huge sale…BUT he needs some of her PRIVATE, financial information first that he thinks she's gullible enough to get... Hear the Phone Tap.

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Phone Tap PODCAST: All Change Bank

Wed, 20 May 2020 14:31:12 +0000

Jubal poses as the manager of a local bank and calls a woman who just hit a milestone in her account to thank her for years of banking... But while he has her on the phone, he will tell her that the bank is making ONE MAJOR CHANGE... and it's going to affect her in the worst way possible!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Stop Dating My Roomie

Tue, 19 May 2020 14:22:06 +0000

Jubal calls a girl who recently started dating a new guy… He has a few warnings for her about what she’s REALLY getting herself into… Does he have an alterior motive? MAYBE. Hear it in the Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Beta Sushi Fish

Mon, 18 May 2020 14:23:23 +0000

Jubal poses as a substitute teacher and calls the mom of a student who's pet recently passed away... He has an idea that he thinks could be VERY beneficial for them both! Listen in the Phone Tap.

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Auto Repair Rampage

Fri, 15 May 2020 14:20:48 +0000

Jubal calls a guy who dropped his car off at the mechanics… He has some follow up questions… Not on the car, but on the hot girl he came with! Let’s find out if his girlfriend is interested in a REAL MAN. Hear his reaction in the Phone Tap.

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Dirty Water

Thu, 14 May 2020 14:17:16 +0000

Jubal calls as 'Dwayne' from public utilities with some real bad news... the water at this guy's house is TOXIC. To fix it, Jubal needs to come every day to test the water... by showering, bathing, and making breakfast there. Just for a few weeks.

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Instagram Job

Wed, 13 May 2020 14:41:06 +0000

Jubal calls a young woman who wishes nothing more in life than to be Internet Famous... And she is finally offered the opportunity to travel the world with INSTAGRAM! All she has to do is send a few special pictures....Will she do it? Find out in the Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: House Demo

Tue, 12 May 2020 14:32:49 +0000

Jubal calls a woman whose on a very relaxing vacation with some very relaxing news... her house accidentally got torn down...Oops!!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: No Alexa

Mon, 11 May 2020 16:27:07 +0000

Nothing like a pushy salesman to get someone fired up! Jubal calls a man who purchased a Kindle Tablet online to see if there’s anything else he’s interested in…And he won’t stop until he buys something. Hear the customer’s reaction in the Phone Tap.

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Old Frank And The Diner

Thu, 07 May 2020 14:06:23 +0000

Old Frank is back! This time, Frank is lookin' for a good old fashioned meal. That's why he calls a diner to see if one of the waitresses can tell him some things about the menu...and things get WEIRD. Listen in the Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Tell My Wife You Think I'm Hot

Wed, 06 May 2020 14:29:32 +0000

Jubal poses as the branch manager of a bank and calls a new employee. He’s hoping she could do just one favor for him…Help his wife and him get the spark back in their relationship by making her jealous! Listen in the Phone Tap.

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Backyard Boxing

Tue, 05 May 2020 14:16:45 +0000

Jubal welcomes a new neighbor to give her the lowdown on the neighborhood. There is one specific even she CAN'T miss, in fact, everyone is depending on her to participate in it! Find out what this odd neighborhood has to offer in the Phone Tap.

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Skydiving Blackout

Mon, 04 May 2020 14:53:39 +0000

Jubal poses as a flight instructor and calls a man who's wife signed him up to go skydiving on their anniversary. It will be his first time, so Jubal wants to warn him of all the risks, and really TERRIBLE things that could go wrong on his flight.

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Phone Tap PODCAST: The Mastermind

Fri, 01 May 2020 14:18:57 +0000

Jubal decided it was time to call an old classmate that he hasn’t spoken to in decades, with hopes they can go back to being friends. But he doesn’t take things well once he hears Jubal has become a convicted felon…And that the police may be coming for him next. Listen to his reaction in the Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: How Are Babies Made?

Thu, 30 Apr 2020 14:38:41 +0000

Jubal calls a middle school teacher and poses as a student’s father… But the reason Jubal’s calling has NOTHING to do with his kid...Jubal wants someone to tell him the answer to a question he’s been wondering about for a long long time. Hear it in the Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Don't Mess with Quaker

Wed, 29 Apr 2020 15:12:52 +0000

An internet troll recently wrote a SPITEFUL post about a Quaker food product on his social media....But he probably didn’t expect a Quaker representative to lash out at him over the phone to get even! Hear it in the Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Mr. Swallows

Tue, 28 Apr 2020 14:33:54 +0000

Jubal poses as a customer service rep for a credit card company… but he just CAN'T contain how he feels about this guy's name. Somebody’s about to get angry in today’s Phone Tap.

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Phone Tap PODCAST: You Scratched My Car

Mon, 27 Apr 2020 14:59:36 +0000

A woman left a note after she accidentally scratched someone’s car... And she's in DISBELIEF when she hears the price estimates. Turns out fixing this scratch is going to cost MUCH MUCH more than she anticipated. Listen in the Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Kangaroos and Earthquakes

Fri, 24 Apr 2020 14:17:19 +0000

Jubal calls a guy and convinces him that he’s staying at his AirBnb...But something TERRIBLE has happened. It involves a Kangaroo and A LOT of damage... Hear the entire sob story in the Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Left Lane Camper

Thu, 23 Apr 2020 14:21:36 +0000

What type of person would you love to prank?! Obviously an IRS agent is high on his list... Same with an angry meter maid. But today... we finally get the chance to cross off one person who DESERVES a Phone Tap.... The guy who goes 65 miles per hour in the LEFT lane and WON'T get out of the way!!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Can I Take Your Daughter to Prom?

Wed, 22 Apr 2020 14:15:36 +0000

Jubal poses as a girls high school softball coach who wants to ask one his PLAYERS to prom…But of course he wants to be a gentleman and call her mom first. Listen to her mom's reaction when he asks for her blessing in today’s Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Frozen Friday

Tue, 21 Apr 2020 14:09:11 +0000

Jubal calls a woman who complained at a restaurant that her spaghetti and meatballs were served ICE COLD....And he explains to her that it's kind of HER fault. Hear her reaction in the Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Sensual Vasectomy

Mon, 20 Apr 2020 14:16:23 +0000

Jubal calls up a guy who’s a little nervous about his upcoming vasectomy… Jubal wants to help calm his nerves before the big procedure, with a few light jokes… some standard reassurances… And a few odd (slightly inappropriate) questions! Listen in the Phone Tap.

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Kardashian Art

Fri, 10 Apr 2020 11:46:02 +0000

Jubal calls a gallery looking for a consultant to help him fill his home with extravagant works of art...but there’s one painting that he’s EXTREMELY interested in… Jubal wants an ORIGINAL “Khloe”, no matter the cost. Listen in the Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Esteban Rocks a Senior Home

Thu, 09 Apr 2020 12:03:33 +0000

There’s a young man roaming this town… who wear 90s track suits, gold-plated chains and loves the ladies of ALL ages. He's found the perfect place to perform...The local SENIOR CENTER. Can he convince them to hire him?? Listen in the Phone Tap.

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Don’t Mess with Sanitation

Wed, 08 Apr 2020 12:16:57 +0000

Today, Jubal calls a woman who has some SERIOUS complaints about how early garbage is collected outside of her home. Apparently, it's VERY disturbing to her family... And you know what...? Jubal doesn't care!! Listen in the Phone Tap.

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Sergeant Soup Sandwiches

Tue, 07 Apr 2020 12:19:53 +0000

Jubal calls a restaurant employee to introduce himself as the new manager...And he is not taking this job lightly. He believes the company needs some DISCIPLINE and HARD work. This guy begins to question if he can EVER return to work again. Listen in the Phone Tap.

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Do Not Disturb

Mon, 06 Apr 2020 11:59:40 +0000

This guy checked out of a hotel but left his "Do Not Disturb" sign on the door... Jubal calls him to let him know the consequences of this, as this hotel takes their signs VERY seriously. He is OUTRAGED, but then hit with a HUGE TWIST at the end. Listen to the Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: AirBnB Remodel

Fri, 03 Apr 2020 11:48:26 +0000

The owner of an AirBnB receives an emergency phone call from his current tenant, Jubal, who claims things are out of control at the home. The owner is SHOCKED at what is happening and wants Jubal off of his property IMMEDIATELY. Find out why in the Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Fax Machines and Typewriters

Thu, 02 Apr 2020 11:50:20 +0000

A company is struggling to get by and needs some SERIOUS help...Luckily, they have Jubal, who poses as their Human Resources manager. He is ready to shake things up in the office with his INNOVATIVE ideas. Listen to the Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: The Boss' Triplets

Wed, 01 Apr 2020 12:26:45 +0000

Jubal poses as a CEO and gives an employee a call... this guy travels a lot for work and is very good at his job, but has no idea that's going to hurt him in the end. His CEO has a BIZARRE request that rocks his world, and he CAN'T say no. Listen to the Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Pastor Jimmy Wants You

Tue, 31 Mar 2020 11:48:21 +0000

Jubal poses as a pastor and calls a woman who hasn’t been to church in a while… Jubal just wants to find out why, and try and persuade her to come back. MAYBE the pastor can persuade her to do A LOT of things?! Ooooo. Hear it in the Phone Tap.

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Wedding Dress Return

Mon, 30 Mar 2020 12:20:02 +0000

Jubal calls a bride to inform her she owes an additional $1700 for her wedding dress, and she refuses! The rest of the phone call leaves her in SHOCK and DISGUST. Listen to the Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Barry's a Good Listener

Fri, 27 Mar 2020 12:16:54 +0000

Customer service lines are FRUSTRATING, but this caller realizes the representative helping her has even BIGGER ISSUES than herself. Jubal poses as Barry, a phone help line employee like NO OTHER. Hear for yourself in the Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Goat Island

Thu, 26 Mar 2020 12:03:47 +0000

Jubal calls a women who enters sweepstakes daily, but is constantly complaining that she never wins. Today, she gets the news she has waited for all her life!! It is a ONE OF A KIND, unforgettable prize. Hear what she wins in the Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: The Boobie Wipe

Wed, 25 Mar 2020 06:00:00 +0000

Jubal poses as the CEO of a company, he calls an employee demanding a solution to some scandalous content of his! If the employee doesn't solve it, he will be FIRED. Listen to the Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Date a Funny Guy

Tue, 24 Mar 2020 12:04:27 +0000

A girl has been set up on a date with her brother's co-worker, and lucky for her, that co-worker is Jubal. He calls to charm her with his wits and sense of humor. Listen to the full podcast here.

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Copy Boy’s Girlfriend

Mon, 23 Mar 2020 13:42:45 +0000

A guy who works at a copy store receives a call from Jubal.. who has a LOT to say about his girlfriend. Hear his reaction in the Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Want a Divorce Use the Force

Fri, 20 Mar 2020 12:00:10 +0000

Jubal calls a divorce lawyer who hired an advertising agency to help spruce up his image… He pitches to him how he plans to make his business REALLY stand out. Listen to the Phone Tap to hear for yourself!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Conspiracy Speaker

Thu, 19 Mar 2020 14:02:11 +0000

A middle school teacher receives a phone call from the motivational speaker he booked for his class... he is SHOCKED to hear all the bizarre facts the speaker believes his class NEEDS to know. Hear for yourself by listening to the podcast now!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Intense Golfer

Tue, 17 Mar 2020 13:23:23 +0000

EVERY golf caddy knows that there’s ONE GOAL when entering the business… To carry the clubs for an A-List celebrity. Well, for one young, aspiring caddy, Jubal is about to make his dreams come true! Only we’re not sure if he’s really up for the job… And if you know Jubal, you’ll understand why… Listen to the PODCAST!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Stuck in Skinny Jeans

Mon, 16 Mar 2020 14:11:04 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, Darvin calls Carol and informs her of his unusual situation.... let's just say he NEEDS her to come into the mens dressing room.

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Craigslist Car Auctioneer

Fri, 13 Mar 2020 14:06:41 +0000

Jubal calls a woman who is selling her car on Craigslist... apparently, ever since she posted the ad, people have called and tried to Low-Ball her on the price... unfortunately for HER, it's about to happen again. Hear it in the PHONE TAP.

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Madame Stinks A Lot

Thu, 12 Mar 2020 13:14:51 +0000

Work place gossip is a common thing in the office... but in today's phone tap, gossip at work has been taken to a new level! Jubal poses as an HR associate who NEEDS to call a woman to let her know that something she is doing is making all of her co-workers COMPLAIN. Listen to the podcast below to find out what she is doing!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Donald The Spam Manager

Wed, 11 Mar 2020 06:00:00 +0000

Today, Jubal calls a women who works in sales, but unfortunetly has been getting A TON of spam in her email. Luckily for her, Jubal is the head of the I.T. spam department and he also happens to have a GREAT sense of humor!!! But, for some reason this women doesn't find email spam jokes to be funny...

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Blackhawk Career Day

Tue, 10 Mar 2020 06:00:00 +0000

In today's phone tap, Jubal is VERY upset with a dad who spoke at his son's school career day. Jubal doesn't have an issue with what he said... but with HIM. He has a really cool job... TOO COOL. Its making all the other dads look lame, its just not fair... so Jubal is going to confront him!!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Travel Buddy

Mon, 09 Mar 2020 06:00:00 +0000

A young lady is about to get MARRIED, and is excited about her European Honeymoon. Jubal steps in as her main contact at her travel agency and has a whole different idea for her special trip...

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Superior Automotive

Fri, 06 Mar 2020 08:00:00 +0000

Today, Jubal poses as an insurance rep and calls a woman who has been waiting for a phone call from her insurance because she was recently rear-ended!! According to the police report, the person who HIT her is the one at fault... BUT since Jubal is her insurance rep, he has a few other thoughts on the incident! Listen to the podcast below to find out what he says!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: No Selfies At The Gym

Thu, 05 Mar 2020 08:00:00 +0000

In today's phone tap, Jubal calls a women who LOVES going to work out at her gym... but, unfortunately, she is going to find out that the employees at the gym have been watching her! And it is all because of something she has been doing while working out that is RUINING the gym's image! Thank goodness Jubal is here to call and talk to her about it...

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Sweet Meat

Wed, 04 Mar 2020 08:00:00 +0000

Jubal poses as an employee headed to a conference and calls up the guy he is rooming with to get to know each other better...only...he might have slipped that he was just released from prison. Hear what happens in the podcast now.

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Busted for Makeup

Tue, 03 Mar 2020 08:00:00 +0000

Jubal calls a woman who recently went to the mall and purchased some make up... so WHY is an officer of the law getting involved. Because they have video cameras, and they saw EVERYTHING she did. Listen in the Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Water Bill Benzes

Mon, 02 Mar 2020 08:00:00 +0000

Paying bills is just THE WORST... and today Jubal calls a lady who needs to pay her water bill, unfortunately the bill is TWO HUNDRED dollars more than what is typically is! Luckily, Jubal has a big mouth and tells her exactly why her bill is so much... Listen to the podcast below to find out why!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: DQ Overload

Fri, 28 Feb 2020 08:00:00 +0000

Jubal has a lot of "weird" personalities that come out when he calls people... but today's phone tap is ESPECIALLY weird! Jubal calls the manager of a Dairy Queen to inform him of something that happened at his establishment over the weekend, but for some odd reason Jubal can barely get the words out! Listen to the podcast below to find out why Jubal is SO distraught!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Zebra Wangs

Thu, 27 Feb 2020 08:00:00 +0000

In today's Phone Tap, Jubal poses as a WEIRD parent...FURIOUS at his kid's teacher!! Why is he so mad? Well it turns out that his son is not getting the "proper education" he needs about animals...especially Zebras!! Find out what happens in the podcast below!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Please Post or Else

Wed, 26 Feb 2020 08:00:00 +0000

Jubal poses as someone from Human Resources and calls one of his employees... The guy doesn't know this, but they've been monitoring his internet activity lately, and they've noticed something VERY disturbing. Translation: He's in a big trouble. Listen in the Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Boots Buddy

Tue, 25 Feb 2020 08:00:00 +0000

Jubal calls a woman who recently bought a pair of boots online... he just wants to see how she's enjoying her latest purchase. And maybe, he can score a few pics off her in the process... it's not weird when you're boots buddies! Listen in the PODCAST.

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Teacher Doug Does Drugs

Mon, 24 Feb 2020 08:00:00 +0000

Today, Jubal poses as an elementary school teacher calling a father to inform him of a new and exciting lesson showing students how bad drugs are. However, this dad seems to have an issue with how interactive this new teaching style is... Listen below to find out exactly what Jubal is suggesting!

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